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Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must be looking at SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.
Description: Moved to Site19 1993, little is known about item number SCM-173's origins. It is constructed from concrete and rebar and was once painted with Crylon brand spraypaint.
SCP-173 is animate and malevolent, if given the chance it will kill anyone within it's line of site. It's weakness however is that it does not move while being watched. Despite this paralysis it is still highly dangerous; able to cover at least 2 meters in the literal blink of an eye. It typicaly kills by either snapping the victim's neck from behind, or grabbing the victim's throat and strangling him. Whatever animates SCP-173 does not give it much force with which to break things, as seen above a large room with unbarred windows is fully capable of containing it. It's grip however is unbreakable, as when it is not moving the statue is as hard and strong as concrete.
While left alone in it's room, one can hear a stone-on-stone scraping from within that is believed to be the sound of the SCP-173 moving about.
The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. We don't know (nor wish to find out) where it comes from or how it arrives but SCP-173's container will slowly fill with these substances. In order to ensure that bacterial growth within does not begin to damage the building it is contained in, and to maintain some level of sanitation, the enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
59: Anonymous
Google says nothing, and the "item SCP-173" looks extremely tacky, even for a paper mache, or gypsum figure.
162: Anonymous
??????????File :-(, x)
>>140042it does not move while being watched.

lol. Picture of SCP-173
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206: Anonymous
>>140042
So question: If site personnel need to destroy item SCP-173, and approached it with jackhammers to that end, would it be able to fight back if people were looking at it?

I'm just thiking ahead to certain contingencies if, you know, the wrong people find out about it.
218: Anonymous
>>141359
That was my concern. There are other means at our disposal, but mundane equipment would attract the least notice when the budget is submitted in September.

The possibility of introducing Item #SCP-398 to the same containment area and letting the two eliminate each other remains as well.
376: Anonymous
SCP-173 needs a nickname that the people who work on it call it
425: Anonymous
I thought it was pretty fucking cool actually. It was just written to casually to be a lab report.

Hastily edited, not checked for errors, but you get the idea.

Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.
Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Crylon brand spraypaint. SCP-173 is animate extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personal are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behavior should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
443: Anonymous
Is is SPC or SCP? Gotta keep it the same.
449: Anonymous
>>142552
It should be SCP for Special Containment Procedure.

If you want to make it sound like a quasi-military black operation, it would have an organization name taken from the beginning of each word, something like SPECCONPROD. If it were an item of equipment the word order would go from the most general description to the most specific, which generally means backwards: (Procedure, Containment, Special, or PSC for short)
455: Anonymous
http://www.site19.com/ Is an unregistered domain, we need to make this into a huge ass site like>>141934suggests. First we refine SCP-173, next up is SCP-398 since>>141362mentioned it.

WHO'S WITH ME?
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"NO RESCPECT"
---------------- C:\x\145333.html ---------------- 430: Anonymous
Hm. If you're a psi-vampire, though, how are you using magic, anyway?

Shouldn't you be manifesting Telekinetic Maneuver at 15th CL or something?

What's your discpline? =O I'm more of a Psychokinesis guy, myself.
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SCP-173? I'm looking for that, too
198: Anonymous
Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.
Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spraypaint. SCP-173 is animate extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personal are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
299: Anonymous
>>166444

Paranoia? Lack of Sleep?

I have just the remedy.

Let's say the Eye-contact rules apply to not only a physical encounter with this statue, or "SCP - 137" as it is called - but any kind of eye contact, be it a video or a picture.

Perhaps the blood and feces that appear on the floor in the containment block of this creature belong to the many victims that have seen the image of this creature over the internet, and other places - who have broken eye contact, being killed, and shitting themselves during the moment of attack.

Perhaps you should spend more time starting at the creature's eyes in the photo...

It could save your life.

Or maybe it's bullshit? Could be as much bullshit as the existance of this creature itself.

Is it always rational to say that some things, some stories, were made up to scare you?

Or maybe there's just a whole lot of scary shit in this world.
348: Anonymous
Can anyone provide any more information regarding SCP-173?

I believe it to be nothing more then an artists creation, took a picture of it and some person made a background story to it and so on.

But the story does fascinate me, I'm drawn to it for some strange reason, Maybe it's the creatures physical appearance reminiscent of Silent Hill games with their deformed creatures and the story? If anything I would gladly go pay it a visit, learn about it and study it, put cameras up and break eye contact with it... Just by blinking.

Any more information on this would be great, Google has come up with nothing for me... Does it reside in a certain location? If so coords would be good, I could google earth it's locale and go see if I can get close to it, take pictures and all...

Although I'm still certain it's nothing but an ellaborate hoax and or "scary" story.
391: Anonymous
And how about the SCP-001 to SCP 172 /x/?
466: Anonymous
Someone said they were going to writer several "reports" about SCP-173 like someone observing it.
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Dear /x/,
This is my first post here and I'm pretty sure that this is the best of 4chan. Anyways on to my question.
What are some of /x/'s top paranormal stories?
Mine so far are:
MEL'S HOLE
SCP-173
...and that's pretty much it, I need more!
55: Anonymous
>>166649

mel's hole is a bottomless pit in washington ...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mel's_Hole

now what's scp-173?
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Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.
Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spraypaint. SCP-173 is animate extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personal are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
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>>169029
Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.
Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spraypaint. SCP-173 is animate extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personal are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
44:
     File :-(, x)
pic to go along with the "SCP-173" story
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Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.
Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spraypaint. SCP-173 is animate extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personal are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
69: Anonymous
More was to be recorded, however, the one who documented the information of this creature was killed.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

This is a video recovered from Site 19 in 1994
of three researchers attempting to make a recording of this "SCP-173" creature. All three of them were killed, found with broken necks. The Video is very groutesque and frightening, watch at your own discretion.

I advise you do not break eye contact with the creature even in the video, or picture; there have been over 9000 reports since last thursday of disappearances from people breaking eye contact with this creature in images.

It is believed that the blood and feces are from tubby cheato-coated weaboo fags of 4chan who shat themselves upon being attacked by the creature in their basement.
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Anonymous
Item#: SCP-173 (aka "The Golem")

Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must be looking at SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site19 1993, little is known about item number SCM-173's origins. It is constructed from concrete and rebar and was once painted with Crylon brand spraypaint.

SCP-173, more commonly known as "The Golem", is animate and malevolent, if given the chance it will kill anyone within it's line of sight. However, it's weakness is that it does not move while being watched. Despite this paralysis it is still highly dangerous; able to cover at least 2 meters in the literal blink of an eye. It typicaly kills by either snapping the victim's neck from behind, or grabbing the victim's throat and strangling him. Whatever animates SCP-173 does not give it much force with which to break things, as seen above a large room with unbarred windows is fully capable of containing it. It's grip however is unbreakable, as when it is not moving the statue is as hard and strong as concrete.

While left alone in it's room, one can hear a stone-on-stone scraping from within that is believed to be the sound of the SCP-173 moving about.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. All DNA testing has proved inconclusive thus far. We don't know (nor wish to find out) where it comes from or how it arrives but SCP-173's container will slowly fill with these substances. In order to ensure that bacterial growth within does not begin to damage the building it is contained in, and to maintain some level of sanitation, the enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
14: Anonymous
FUCK YEAH SCP-173
34: Anonymous
ITT we ruin SCP-173 by posting a shitty color image and a faggoty changed description
314: Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Item#: SCP-173 (aka "The Nigger")

Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must be looking at SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site19 1993, little is known about item number SCM-173's origins(Other than that its a nigger lol). It is constructed from chikkunz and grillz and was once painted with Nigger Pickle brand spraypaint.

SCP-173, more commonly known as "The Nigger", is malevolent and a nigger lol, if given the chance it will chikkun anyone within it's line of sight. However, it's weakness is that it does not move while being watched. Despite this paralysis it is still highly dangerous; able to cover at least 2 meters in the literal blink of an eye. It typicaly kills by either chikkuning the victim from behind, or grabbing the victim's throat and chikkuning him. Whatever animates SCP-173 does not give it much force with which to break things, as seen above a large room with unbarred windows is fully capable of containing it. It's grip however is unbreakable, as when it is not moving the statue is as hard and strong as concrete.

While left alone in it's room, one can hear a chikkun-on-watermelon scraping from within that is believed to be the sound of the SCP-173 moving about.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of chikkunz and watermelonz. All DNA testing has proved inconclusive thus far. We don't know (nor wish to find out) where it comes from or how it arrives but SCP-173's container will slowly fill with these substances. In order to ensure that it does not get fat, and to maintain some level of sanitation, the enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
326: Anonymous
>>174038
SCP-173 is already an /x/ meme
332: Anonymous
Item#: SCP-173 (aka "The Golem")

Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must be looking at SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site19 1993, little is known about item number SCM-173's origins. It is constructed from concrete and rebar and was once painted with Crylon brand spraypaint.

SCP-173, more commonly known as "The Golem", is animate and malevolent, if given the chance it will kill anyone within it's line of sight. However, it's weakness is that it does not move while being watched. Despite this paralysis it is still highly dangerous; able to cover at least 2 meters in the literal blink of an eye. It typicaly kills by either snapping the victim's neck from behind, or grabbing the victim's throat and strangling him. Whatever animates SCP-173 does not give it much force with which to break things, as seen above a large room with unbarred windows is fully capable of containing it. It's grip however is unbreakable, as when it is not moving the statue is as hard and strong as concrete.

While left alone in it's room, one can hear a stone-on-stone scraping from within that is believed to be the sound of your mom getting scared, etc.
490: Anonymous
I call rule 34 on SCP-173
508: Anonymous
Don't kid yourselves. SCP-173 was originally posted to /b/ over a year ago.
562: Anonymous
Aside from that report is there any OTHER information about SCP-173 (aka "The Golem") ??
635: Anonymous
Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.
Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spraypaint. SCP-173 is animate extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personal are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
641: Anonymous
>>174467
slight edit for lulz:

Item#: SCP-173 (aka "The Nigger")

Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in jail at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's cell, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the bars are to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must be looking at SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the jail cell.

Description: Moved to Site19 1993, little is known about item number SCM-173's origins(Other than that its a nigger lol). It is constructed from chikkunz and watamellinz and was once painted with Nigger Pickle brand spraypaint.

SCP-173, more commonly known as "The Nigger", is malevolent and a nigger lol, if given the chance it will mug anyone within it's line of sight. However, it's weakness is that it does not move while being watched. Despite this paralysis it is still highly dangerous; able to cover at least 2 meters in the literal blink of an eye. It typicaly kills by either raping the victim from behind, or grabbing the victim's throat and lazoring him. Whatever animates SCP-173 does not give it much force with which to break things, as seen above a large room with unbarred windows is fully capable of containing it. It's grip however is unbreakable, as when it is not moving the statue is as hard and strong as concrete.

While left alone in it's room, one can hear a scraping from within that is believed to be the sound of the SCP-173 scratching records.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of chikkunz and watermelonz. All DNA testing has proved inconclusive thus far. We don't know (nor wish to find out) where it comes from or how it arrives but SCP-173's container will slowly fill with these substances. In order to ensure that it does not get fat, and to maintain some level of sanitation, the enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
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Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must be looking at SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.
Description: Moved to Site19 1993, little is known about item number SCM-173's origins. It is constructed from concrete and rebar and was once painted with Crylon brand spraypaint.
SCP-173 is animate and malevolent, if given the chance it will kill anyone within it's line of site. It's weakness however is that it does not move while being watched. Despite this paralysis it is still highly dangerous; able to cover at least 2 meters in the literal blink of an eye. It typicaly kills by either snapping the victim's neck from behind, or grabbing the victim's throat and strangling him. Whatever animates SCP-173 does not give it much force with which to break things, as seen above a large room with unbarred windows is fully capable of containing it. It's grip however is unbreakable, as when it is not moving the statue is as hard and strong as concrete.
While left alone in it's room, one can hear a stone-on-stone scraping from within that is believed to be the sound of the SCP-173 moving about.
The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. We don't know (nor wish to find out) where it comes from or how it arrives but SCP-173's container will slowly fill with these substances. In order to ensure that bacterial growth within does not begin to damage the building it is contained in, and to maintain some level of sanitation, the enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
44: SCP-173 45:
http://www.myspace.com/scp173
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Item#: SCP-173

Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spraypaint. SCP-173, when animate, is extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personal are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.
Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.
The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
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>>186184
This is a fucking great idea. Not the Holders per se, but base your game on some creepypasta. Think about it - SCP-138 (wikiChan is down if that's not right) could be a fucking epic boss!
145: Anonymous
>>186234
scp-173
179: Anonymous
>>186247
We'll see if it's any good first.

And again, my vote is you go from Lovecraft to CreepyPasta. Throw some of that incoherent shit together and you would have something epic and not derivative. Shadow people. Holders. Odd British people from Padriac Willoughsby and Co. SCP-173.
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OH SHIT SCP-173 IS ON THE CEILING NOW
56: SCP-173 63: Anonymous
SCP-173
SCP
CP

IT'S A PEDO
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Isn't the name of it like "SCP-158" or some shit like that?
185: Anonymous
Every bastard in this thread fails.

Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must be looking at SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.
Description: Moved to Site19 1993, little is known about item number SCM-173's origins. It is constructed from concrete and rebar and was once painted with Crylon brand spraypaint.
SCP-173 is animate and malevolent, if given the chance it will kill anyone within it's line of site. It's weakness however is that it does not move while being watched. Despite this paralysis it is still highly dangerous; able to cover at least 2 meters in the literal blink of an eye. It typicaly kills by either snapping the victim's neck from behind, or grabbing the victim's throat and strangling him. Whatever animates SCP-173 does not give it much force with which to break things, as seen above a large room with unbarred windows is fully capable of containing it. It's grip however is unbreakable, as when it is not moving the statue is as hard and strong as concrete.
While left alone in it's room, one can hear a stone-on-stone scraping from within that is believed to be the sound of the SCP-173 moving about.
The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. We don't know (nor wish to find out) where it comes from or how it arrives but SCP-173's container will slowly fill with these substances. In order to ensure that bacterial growth within does not begin to damage the building it is contained in, and to maintain some level of sanitation, the enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
347: Anonymous
??????????File :-(, x)
Well I made this a while ago and some people thought it was funny so here ya go.

This is a shitty story to go with it.

Item#: SCP-173 (The Nigger)
Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times(cuz niggerz aren??t free). When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must be looking at SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.
Description: Moved to Site19 1993, little is known about item number SCP-173's origins.(other than it??s a nigger lol) It is constructed from chikkunz and watermelonz and was once painted with Nigger pickle brand kool-aid.
SCP-173 is a malevolent nigger, if given the chance it will chikkun anyone within it's line of site. It's weakness however is that it does not move while being watched. Despite this paralysis it is still highly dangerous; able to cover at least 2 meters in the literal blink of an eye. It typicaly kills by either chikkuning neck from behind, or grabbing the victim's throat and chikkuning him. Whatever animates SCP-173 does not give it much force with which to break things, as seen above a large room with unbarred windows is fully capable of containing it. It's grills however is unbreakable, as when it is not moving the statue is as hard and strong as concrete.
While left alone in it's room, one can hear a chikkun-on-watermelon scraping from within that is believed to be the sound of the SCP-173 moving about.
The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of rotton water melon and chikkun bonez. We don't know (nor wish to find out) where it comes from or how it arrives but SCP-173's container will slowly fill with these substances. In order to ensure that it does not get fat lol the enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
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>>208411
That's 'golem', halfwit.
I don't have the image, but here's the copypasta:
Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must be looking at SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.
Description: Moved to Site19 1993, little is known about item number SCM-173's origins. It is constructed from concrete and rebar and was once painted with Crylon brand spraypaint.
SCP-173 is animate and malevolent, if given the chance it will kill anyone within it's line of site. It's weakness however is that it does not move while being watched. Despite this paralysis it is still highly dangerous; able to cover at least 2 meters in the literal blink of an eye. It typicaly kills by either snapping the victim's neck from behind, or grabbing the victim's throat and strangling him. Whatever animates SCP-173 does not give it much force with which to break things, as seen above a large room with unbarred windows is fully capable of containing it. It's grip however is unbreakable, as when it is not moving the statue is as hard and strong as concrete.
While left alone in it's room, one can hear a stone-on-stone scraping from within that is believed to be the sound of the SCP-173 moving about.
The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. We don't know (nor wish to find out) where it comes from or how it arrives but SCP-173's container will slowly fill with these substances. In order to ensure that bacterial growth within does not begin to damage the building it is contained in, and to maintain some level of sanitation, the enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
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If you really believe in the story of SCP-173 you're either a newfag or a moran.
125: Anonymous
Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must be looking at SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.
Description: Moved to Site19 1993, little is known about item number SCM-173's origins. It is constructed from concrete and rebar and was once painted with Crylon brand spraypaint.
SCP-173 is animate and malevolent, if given the chance it will kill anyone within it's line of site. It's weakness however is that it does not move while being watched. Despite this paralysis it is still highly dangerous; able to cover at least 2 meters in the literal blink of an eye. It typicaly kills by either snapping the victim's neck from behind, or grabbing the victim's throat and strangling him. Whatever animates SCP-173 does not give it much force with which to break things, as seen above a large room with unbarred windows is fully capable of containing it. It's grip however is unbreakable, as when it is not moving the statue is as hard and strong as concrete.
While left alone in it's room, one can hear a stone-on-stone scraping from within that is believed to be the sound of the SCP-173 moving about.
The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. We don't know (nor wish to find out) where it comes from or how it arrives but SCP-173's container will slowly fill with these substances. In order to ensure that bacterial growth within does not begin to damage the building it is contained in, and to maintain some level of sanitation, the enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
151: Anonymous
was this bullshit SCP-173 story origonally posted somewhere or something?
238: Anonymous
More was to be recorded, however, the one who documented the information of this creature was killed.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=JNEgr6ua6VQ

This is a video recovered from Site 19 in 1994
of three researchers attempting to make a recording of this "SCP-173" creature. All three of them were killed, found with broken necks. The Video is very groutesque and frightening, watch at your own discretion.

I advise you do not break eye contact with the creature even in the video, or picture; there have been over 9000 reports since last thursday of disappearances from people breaking eye contact with this creature in images.

It is believed that the blood and feces are from tubby cheato-coated gaiafags who shat themselves upon being attacked by the creature in their basement.
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Item#: SCP-173

Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Crylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personal are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behavior should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
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??????????File :-(, x)
Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must be looking at SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.
Description: Moved to Site19 1993, little is known about item number SCP-173's origins. It is constructed from concrete and rebar and was once painted with Crylon brand spraypaint.
SCP-173 is animate and malevolent, if given the chance it will kill anyone within it's line of site. It's weakness however is that it does not move while being watched. Despite this paralysis it is still highly dangerous; able to cover at least 2 meters in the literal blink of an eye. It typicaly kills by either snapping the victim's neck from behind, or grabbing the victim's throat and strangling him. Whatever animates SCP-173 does not give it much force with which to break things, as seen above a large room with unbarred windows is fully capable of containing it. It's grip however is unbreakable, as when it is not moving the statue is as hard and strong as concrete.
While left alone in it's room, one can hear a stone-on-stone scraping from within that is believed to be the sound of the SCP-173 moving about.
The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. We don't know (nor wish to find out) where it comes from or how it arrives but SCP-173's container will slowly fill with these substances. In order to ensure that bacterial growth within does not begin to damage the building it is contained in, and to maintain some level of sanitation, the enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
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>>242212
>>242349
>>242386
Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must be looking at SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.
Description: Moved to Site19 1993, little is known about item number SCM-173's origins. It is constructed from concrete and rebar and was once painted with Crylon brand spraypaint.
SCP-173 is animate and malevolent, if given the chance it will kill anyone within it's line of site. It's weakness however is that it does not move while being watched. Despite this paralysis it is still highly dangerous; able to cover at least 2 meters in the literal blink of an eye. It typicaly kills by either snapping the victim's neck from behind, or grabbing the victim's throat and strangling him. Whatever animates SCP-173 does not give it much force with which to break things, as seen above a large room with unbarred windows is fully capable of containing it. It's grip however is unbreakable, as when it is not moving the statue is as hard and strong as concrete.
While left alone in it's room, one can hear a stone-on-stone scraping from within that is believed to be the sound of the SCP-173 moving about.
The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. We don't know (nor wish to find out) where it comes from or how it arrives but SCP-173's container will slowly fill with these substances. In order to ensure that bacterial growth within does not begin to damage the building it is contained in, and to maintain some level of sanitation, the enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
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     File :-(, x)
Item#: SCP-173 (aka "The Golem")

Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times.
When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them.
At all times, two persons must be looking at SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site19 1993, little is known about item number SCM-173's origins.
It is constructed from concrete and rebar and was once painted with Crylon brand spraypaint.

SCP-173, more commonly known as "The Golem", is animate and malevolent, if given the chance it will kill anyone within it's line of sight.
However, it's weakness is that it does not move while being watched. Despite this paralysis it is still highly dangerous; able to cover at
least 2 meters in the literal blink of an eye. It typicaly kills by either snapping the victim's neck from behind, or grabbing the victim's
throat and strangling him. Whatever animates SCP-173 does not give it much force with which to break things, as seen above a large room with
unbarred windows is fully capable of containing it. It's grip however is unbreakable, as when it is not moving the statue is as hard and strong as concrete.

While left alone in it's room, one can hear a stone-on-stone scraping from within that is believed to be the sound of the SCP-173 moving about.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. All DNA testing has proved inconclusive thus far. We don't know (nor wish to find out)
where it comes from or how it arrives but SCP-173's container will slowly fill with these substances. In order to ensure that bacterial growth within does not begin to
damage the building it is contained in, and to maintain some level of sanitation, the enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
86: Anonymous
>>245520
Or short version


Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at
any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.
Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spraypaint. SCP-173 is animate extremely hostile.
The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking.
Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personal are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
92: Anonymous
>>245520
Or short version


Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at
any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.
Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spraypaint. SCP-173 is animate extremely hostile.
The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking.
Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personal are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
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     File :-(, x)
Item#: SCP-173

Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Crylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personal are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behavior should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
292: Anonymous
SCP PROJECT?


are these somehow related?

http://www.scp-project.ch/media.htm
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>>247552
Item#: SCP-173

Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Crylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personal are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behavior should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
112: Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Item#: SCP-173 (The Nigger)
Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times(cuz niggerz aren’t free). When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must be looking at SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.
Description: Moved to Site19 1993, little is known about item number SCP-173's origins.(other than it’s a nigger lol) It is constructed from chikkunz and watermelonz and was once painted with Nigger pickle brand kool-aid.
SCP-173 is a malevolent nigger, if given the chance it will chikkun anyone within it's line of site. It's weakness however is that it does not move while being watched. Despite this paralysis it is still highly dangerous; able to cover at least 2 meters in the literal blink of an eye. It typicaly kills by either chikkuning neck from behind, or grabbing the victim's throat and chikkuning him. Whatever animates SCP-173 does not give it much force with which to break things, as seen above a large room with unbarred windows is fully capable of containing it. It's grills however is unbreakable, as when it is not moving the statue is as hard and strong as concrete.
While left alone in it's room, one can hear a chikkun-on-watermelon scraping from within that is believed to be the sound of the SCP-173 moving about.
The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of rotton water melon and chikkun bonez. We don't know (nor wish to find out) where it comes from or how it arrives but SCP-173's container will slowly fill with these substances. In order to ensure that it does not get fat lol the enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
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Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.
Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spraypaint. SCP-173 is animate extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personal are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
152: Anonymous
>>Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spraypaint. SCP-173 is animate extremely hostile.
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SCP-246 11: Anonymous
Item#: SCP-246
Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-246 is a living statue. It is not hostile unless it feels threatened. It seems that SCP-246 does not approve of talking in any language (more of this is currently being researched) and will become mobile and attack anyone near when there is any speaking above a whisper in its range, usually by bludgeoning them to death with its strong arms. No personnel are to move SCP-246 as any attempt to do so will enrage it.

Description: Moved to Site19's garden area in 1999. Origin seems to be Greek although further studies have noticed an archaic language not resembling Latin or Greek in various places. It seems to be constructed from concrete although there are traces of unknown rock throughout the item's exterior. SCP-246 is animate (see SCP above) and is extremely hostile when threatened. The object cannot move unless it is moved by human interaction or when speaking in front of it. The right side of the item's face seems to have been torn off as if it were hit with a large object, and a brown, unknown material reveals itself. If touched, the brown spot begins glowing bright red as if being heated through unknown causes and will give any who touches it severe burns on the spot where touched. In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe Class 3 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of a woman moaning after midnight up until dawn. Some reports notice a woman talking or even singing, but as soon as the item comes into view, the sound will stop. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

All personnel are reminded to maintain the necessary precautions when cleaning the garden area.
101: Anonymous
At least someone tried to add more to the series. That's something more than most anyone here would ever try to do.

If there are more, perhaps they're not all golems. Perhaps there are more variations to the SCP items.

I personally think more should be written. The Holders series got boring because that's ALL there was that was a collaborative. Of course as soon as something like this comes along everyone has to whine about it.
119: Anonymous
>>257641If there are more, perhaps they're not all golems. Perhaps there are more variations to the SCP items.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking. If there's at least 246 things with such a generic name as "special containment procedures," they can't ALL be golem. But the question is, are they all magical? Some of them should be weird science. And they shouldn't all have "personnel report blablabla, this is normal behaviour and any change should be reported" at the end.
125: Anonymous
>>257645
So, get to it /x/.
Someone make a bri/x/shitting SCP item that doesn't follow the OP's formula.

We'll be waiting.
131: Anonymous
EDIT:
Item#: SCP-246
Current Location: Item SCP-246 is located in Hedge Garden #2, south of the containment building and is not to be approached by personal.

Special Containment Procedures: Do NOT approach Item SCP-246. It is hostile if threatened. It reacts violently to anyone nearby (1-2 meters of statue). Any verbal speech patterns above a whisper in range will also cause the statue to attack, usually by bludgeoning them to death with its rock appendages.

NO personnel are to move SCP-246.

In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe Class 3 hazardous object containment procedures.


Description: Moved to Site19's garden area in 1999. Origin seems to be Greek although further studies have noticed an archaic language of unknown origin in various places. It seems to be constructed from limestone although there are traces of unknown rock throughout the item's exterior. As well the rate of corrosion due to rain water is not consistent with natural deposits of limestone. The object does not self-animate unless first touched by human interaction or if spoken in front of. The right side of the item's face seems to have been broken off by an unknown object.
Personnel report sounds of a woman moaning after midnight until dawn in the vicinity of SCP-246. This is considered normal, and any change in this behavior should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

All personnel are reminded to maintain the necessary precautions when cleaning the garden area.


(any other ideas /x/?)
143: Anonymous
>>257676
Ok...

Item#: SCP-246
Current Location: Item SCP-246 is located in Hedge Garden #2, south of the containment building and is not to be approached by personal.

Special Containment Procedures: Do NOT approach Item SCP-246. It is hostile if threatened. It reacts violently to anyone nearby (1-2 meters of statue). Any verbal speech patterns above a whisper in range will also cause the statue to attack, usually by bludgeoning them to death with its rock appendages.

NO personnel are to move SCP-246.

In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe Class 3 hazardous object containment procedures.


Description: Moved to Site19's garden area in 1999. Origin seems to be Greek although further studies have noticed an archaic language of unknown origin in various places. It seems to be constructed from limestone although there are traces of unknown rock throughout the item's exterior. As well the rate of corrosion due to rain water is not consistent with natural deposits of limestone. The object does not self-animate unless first touched by human interaction or if spoken in front of within a one to two meter range. The right side of the item's face seems to have been broken off by an unknown object.
Personnel report sounds of a woman moaning after midnight until dawn in the vicinity of SCP-246. This is considered normal, and any change in this behavior should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

All personnel are reminded to maintain the necessary precautions when cleaning the garden area.
155: Anonymous
>>257679
I like that...

Item#: SCP-246
Current Location: Item SCP-246 is located in Hedge Garden #2, south of the containment building and is not to be approached by personal.

Special Containment Procedures: Do NOT approach Item SCP-246. It is hostile if threatened. It reacts violently to anyone nearby (1-2 meters of statue). Any verbal speech patterns above a whisper in range will also cause the statue to attack, usually by bludgeoning them to death with its rock appendages.

NO personnel are to move SCP-246.

In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe Class 3 hazardous object containment procedures.


Description: Moved to Site19's garden area in 1999. Origin seems to be Greek although further studies have noticed an archaic language of unknown origin in various places. It seems to be constructed from limestone although there are traces of unknown rock throughout the item's exterior. As well the rate of corrosion due to rain water is not consistent with natural deposits of limestone. Aswell, non-human life forms (birds, canines, felines)are not affected by the statue and birds have been reported to rest on the statues head. The object does not self-animate unless first touched by human interaction or if spoken in front of within a one to two meter range. The right side of the item's face seems to have been broken off by an unknown object.

Personnel report sounds of a woman moaning after midnight until dawn in the vicinity of SCP-246. This is considered normal, and any change in this behavior should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

All personnel are reminded to maintain the necessary precautions when cleaning the garden area.
173: Anonymous
I know maybe I sound like a dick by saying this, but since the original is SCP 137, maybe this one should be SCP-136. And it counts down, as opposed to the holders which count up. and SCP-1 could be like, the cursed bones of Draculajesus or something.
191: Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Item#: SCP-921

Current Location: Item SCP-921 is currently housed in the Quarantine Pit, located behind Hedge Garden #2. New statues that have yet to have a special enclosure are often put here.

Description: Statue seems to be of a South/Southeast Asian Demonic representation yet is unlike many commonly seen. A single, large bulging eye is seen carved onto the the right side of the statue and below it is a large proboscis-like tongue/fang curved down what seems to be a mouth. The eye seems to hold a psychologically attractive feature and many personnel report being compelled to stroke the bulging orb. Personnel are warned not to do so, as once one is within the striking distance of the statue and human contact is made with the eye, the appendage below it will strike the area in its immediate vicinity. The first few personnel who recovered the statue suffered massive puncture wounds in the thoracic and abdominal area. The safest way to approach the statue and examine it was to avoid direct visual contact with its eye. Examinations made on the moss growing all over the statues bottom reveals high levels of iron and animal protein.

All personnel are reminded to maintain the necessary precautions and must never venture near its vicinity unaccompanied.

my take on this series, yes it may suck though, but the statue has potential, anyone have more shit-bricking ideas for this one?
197: Anonymous
>>257894

I like it. :D
Although perhaps keep it under SCP-200 or possibly in a lower number (300 series?) for now so that once that fills up, there's plenty of room for more.
203: Anonymous
Okay, while on the whole I disagree with making more in the SCP-173 vein, if you must, can we at least vary the theme a little, as opposed to "LOL IT'S A STATUE THAT KILZ U LOL"?
209: Anonymous
>>257897
>>257898

hmmm... let's try again then

Item#: SCP-269

Current Location: Item SCP-269 is currently housed in the Quarantine Pit, located behind Hedge Garden #2. New statues that have yet to have a special enclosure are often put here.

Description: Statue seems to be of a South/Southeast Asian Demonic representation yet is unlike many commonly seen. A single, large bulging eye is seen carved onto the the right side of the statue and below it is a large proboscis-like tongue/fang curved down what seems to be a mouth. The eye seems to hold a psychologically attractive feature and many personnel report being compelled to stroke the bulging orb. Personnel are warned not to do so, as once one is within the striking distance of the statue and human contact is made with the eye, the appendage below it will strike the area in its immediate vicinity. The appendage then exhibits an effect that can be described as capillarity and proceeds to absorb blood from it's target. The compelling nature of the eye makes the victim lose all of its will power and if not quickly assisted and removed from the statues grasp, victim dies of massive blood loss. The first few personnel who recovered the statue suffered massive puncture wounds in the thoracic and abdominal area. The safest way to approach the statue and examine it was to avoid direct visual contact with its eye. Examinations made on the moss growing all over the statues bottom reveals high levels of iron and animal protein.

All personnel are reminded to maintain the necessary precautions and must never venture near its vicinity unaccompanied.
251: Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Item: SCP - 78
Special Containment Procedures: Do not approach without the use of supplied goggles and gas mask. Doing so is to risk severe injury and infection.

Description: Item quarenteened at Site #192 for further study after incident (See file ref #272-407: Item 78). Item appears to be a sculpture of a man in hood. Personnel report feeling of immense horror and drowsiness when in close proximity of Item 78 without equipment (see SCP). Sculpture appears to release a lethal gas using many chemical combinations currently being tested on. Personnel are also advised that statue moves around Site #192. Any movement of statue are to immediately be reported to Site Supervisor.
347: Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Item#: SCP-065
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-065 should be handle with utmost care to ensure it will not break. The small statue appears to be made from a material with the same frailty as eggshells.

Item SCP-65 is an inanimate statue about two feet tall. The item was found in the ruins of an ancient temple, area classified.

Item SCP-65 talks but does not move. The object speaks in The Korean language. SPC-65 says two things , it says "Break me and you will see hell"
constantly. It will say this thirty seven times every minute on average. The second saying is "Touch me and see heaven". Item SPC-65 will only say this once a month every full moon at 12:04 AM

A guard who understood Korean touched the object after it had said this,he suddenly began screaming and crying. Before he could be taken in for observation he committed suicide. Cause unknown at this time

anyone seen touching the object will be apprehended and punished accordingly.

(Item SCP-65 has since been move to Arizona cell
holding facility in March 1997. A similar situation as mentioned above happened twice more Item-65 is now in a locked vault to avoid this incident from happening again)
419: Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>258188
>>258187
Alright,

Item#: SCP-065
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-065 should be handle with utmost care to ensure it will not break. The small statue appears to be made from a material with the same frailty as eggshells.

Item SCP-65 is an inanimate statue about two feet tall. The item was found in the ruins of an ancient temple, area classified.

Item SCP-65 talks but does not move. The object speaks in The Korean language. SPC-65 says two things , it says "Break me and you will see hell".Item SCP-65 will say this constantly when approached in a manner it doesn't like. The second saying is "Touch me and see heaven". Item SPC-65 will only say this once a month every full moon at 12:04 AM

A guard who understood Korean touched the object after it had said this,he suddenly began screaming and crying. Before he could be taken in for observation he committed suicide. Cause unknown at this time

anyone seen touching the object will be apprehended and punished accordingly.

(Item SCP-65 has since been move to Arizona cell
holding facility in March 1997. A similar situation as mentioned above happened twice more Item-65 is now in a locked vault to avoid this incident from happening again)

Hows that?
437: Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
tem#: SCP-069
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-069 should be handled with utmost care to ensure it will not ask you to 'hit it one more time'. The sublime and yet very revealing statue is said to be made from a white, trashy material. Similar to hardened Maalox.

Item SCP-069 is an animate statue about five feet tall. The item was found in the ruins of an area somewhere in Hollywood after a night of binge drinking by some roudy, gay frat brothers.

Item SCP-069 talks and moves. The object speaks in ebonics. SPC-65 says three things , that being "damn my fucking poontang is itchy and chaffing." After saying this, it will bend over and assume the doggy style position. Item SCP-069 will say this constantly when approached in any manner by a male that has the tiniest inkling of sticking it in its pooper. The second saying is "Touch me and my warm pussy will fuck your cock forever". Item SPC-069 will only say this once a month every new moon at exactly 13:13, and it seems to get a moist, and pungent aroma from the crotch area. Almost like vagoo juices.

A bix nood who was quietly drinking some malt liquor and eating chicken on his lunch break spit out his watermelon when he heard the statue say this. Seeing that he was alone, he decided to go for it and stuck his penor in the statues pooper. Little is known of what happened to the bix nood, but one thing is certain...

The statue is one of the three legendary cockmonglers.
443: Anonymous
>>258206
Before he could be taken in for observation he became an hero, and asked that an iPod be placed on his gravestone. Of course, since it was a nigra no one gave a fuck and just tossed him in the landfill.

Anyone seen sodomizing the statue will henceforth be cockmongled. You have been warned.

(Item SCP-069 has since been move to an undisclosed location in the South due to it being less aggressive and more approachable in the hot humid weather. A similar situation as mentioned above has happened four more times in the past year. Item-069 is now in an underground holding facility and being studied around the clock by /b/ scientists, possibly for the development of animate sex robots.)

For further research, refer to Item SPC-042.
461: Anonymous
>>257756SCP-1 could be like, the cursed bones of Draculajesus or something
Spoiler: SCP-1 is Holder #538.
485: Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Item #: SCP-135
Current location: Item SCP-135 is located in Containment Room 6, underneath the garden area.

Special Containment Procedures: Item is an animate statue of extreme aggression. After several failed attempts at pacifying the object, it has been placed in a solitary locked room for an indefinite amount of time. Under no circumstances are personnel to enter SCP-135's cell, as death or extreme injury are unavoidable. The statue seems to have the ability to bend light, and as such is almost never where you think it to be. If the cell appears empty, do not open it. It can make itself nearly invisible, and will do everything in its power to escape if it sees a chance at freedom.

Description: A statue of African handiwork, composed of a yet unidentified hardwood. Found 1990 in an undisclosed Egyptian city. It almost always stays still, only animating when it sees a chance to escape or kill. Has the ability to bend light around its body, allowing it to hide itself expertly even in a small room. Attacking the item is usually futile, as its real form is nowhere near the image it casts. It attacks by bludgeoning wildly with its fists. Its strength, although not measured, appears to be immense from the mangled bodies of its victims.
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>>259886

YOU CAN HAVE A HANDFUL OF WATER

AIR IS INSUBSTANTIAL, AS IS FIRE.

NOT SAYING IT DOESN'T EXIST.

CAPS CAPS CPACS PCS PA CPAS CPASC PASC APSCASPCPAPSC APSCPAS
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In before that doll is given an SCP backstory.
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Anonymous
Item#: SCP-173

Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must be looking at SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site19 1993, little is known about item number SCM-173's origins. It is constructed from concrete and rebar and was once painted with Crylon brand spraypaint.

SCP-173 is animate and malevolent, if given the chance it will kill anyone within it's line of sight. It's weakness however is that it does not move while being watched. Despite this paralysis it is still highly dangerous; able to cover at least 2 meters in the literal blink of an eye. It typicaly kills by either snapping the victim's neck from behind, or grabbing the victim's throat and strangling him. Whatever animates SCP-173 does not give it much force with which to break things, as seen above a large room with unbarred windows is fully capable of containing it. It's grip however is unbreakable, as when it is not moving the statue is as hard and strong as concrete.

While left alone in it's room, one can hear a stone-on-stone scraping from within that is believed to be the sound of the SCP-173 moving about.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. We don't know (nor wish to find out) where it comes from or how it arrives but SCP-173's container will slowly fill with these substances. In order to ensure that bacterial growth within does not begin to damage the building it is contained in, and to maintain some level of sanitation, the enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
45: Anonymous
SCP

SPC

SCM
154: Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
They went something like this:
Item#: SCP - 109-110

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP - 109 is to be kept pinned to SCP - 110 at all times. If item SCP - 109 is removed from SCP - 110 under any circumstances inform the nearest supervisor and proceed to activate containment procedures 6 - 28, located at closest security posting, to prevent SCP - 109's escape. SCP - 109 is identified as possible supernatural classification "Demon type#112". When containment procedures cannot be met, refer back to "Demon Contaiment Manual".

Description: Item 109 and 110 were acquired from Sector 12b after initial discovery (History - see file 110H-a). Item 109 creates abnormal messages within mental workings, creating confusion and psychotic breaks in personnel. Item is identified at moment as type# 112 (Refer to Demon Containment manual). Object 110 is a white board of unknown origin, but has similar properties to styrofoam, however it is seventy thousand times more durable.
166: Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Or like this:
Item#: SCP 122
Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP 122 is to be kept isolated from sentient life at all times or lifeforms with sufficient calcium deposits. In case of break out activate "Flood Containment" procedures immediately to stop widespread infection. In order for procedures to be activated the "Index" is to be connected to "Control board A12". Under no circumstances are personnel to come within reach to item 122 due to possibility of infection. If infection is suspected, personnel are to be immediately removed to containment sector 1.

Description: Parasitic flood form comprising of numerous unknown creatures, presumed alien in origin and of recent visitation of Installation 06. Kept for study from initial outbreak 22, moved to 06 after capture.
172: Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Hell, you could do this:
Item# SCP 1121

Special Containment Description: Item 1121 is a known serious cat. Any personnel suspected at having looked at the face of serious cat are to immediately be evacuated to medical facility before potential fatality.

Description: Serious cat, kept within Special Containment area 12-19 after incident on internet image board "4chan" and numerous casualties that occurred. To be isolated at all times.
180:
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Item#: SCP-98

Special Containment Procedures: No cameras of any kind must be brought within a .5 kilometer radius of the lead-lined titanium storage cell. SCP-98 will attempt to break out, seemingly detecting the camera's workings by some kind of large scale broadband sensor sweep that, without said lining, can extend up to roughly three kilometers.

Description: SCP-98 was located on a mission to assassinate a Central American drug-lord in Panama. The drug-lord apparently received the subject as part of a large shipment of drugs, further inquiries were fruitless. SCP-98's unique ability was well appreciated, however, and was put to good use against the surveillance equipment the team had. The only visual record of SCP-98 is this sketch by a member of the assassination squad.

SCP-98's inner workings must be dissected and recorded (via careful schematic sketching, no doubt) in order to make use of its spectacular anti-surveillance hardware.
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SCP-173
Holders of the End
Beksinski
Shit Narnia
Charnel House
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You mean SCP?

No, fuck no, those are lame. SCP-173 is the only good one.
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Here you all are.

Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must be looking at SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.
Description: Moved to Site19 1993, little is known about item number SCM-173's origins. It is constructed from concrete and rebar and was once painted with Crylon brand spraypaint.
SCP-173 is animate and malevolent, if given the chance it will kill anyone within it's line of site. It's weakness however is that it does not move while being watched. Despite this paralysis it is still highly dangerous; able to cover at least 2 meters in the literal blink of an eye. It typicaly kills by either snapping the victim's neck from behind, or grabbing the victim's throat and strangling him. Whatever animates SCP-173 does not give it much force with which to break things, as seen above a large room with unbarred windows is fully capable of containing it. It's grip however is unbreakable, as when it is not moving the statue is as hard and strong as concrete.
While left alone in it's room, one can hear a stone-on-stone scraping from within that is believed to be the sound of the SCP-173 moving about.
The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. We don't know (nor wish to find out) where it comes from or how it arrives but SCP-173's container will slowly fill with these substances. In order to ensure that bacterial growth within does not begin to damage the building it is contained in, and to maintain some level of sanitation, the enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
172: Anonymous
>>332689

Superior pasta:

Item#: SCP-173

Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Crylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personal are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behavior should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
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Item#: SCP-173

Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Crylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personal are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behavior should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
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     File :-(, x)
Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must be looking at SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.
Description: Moved to Site19 1993, little is known about item number SCM-173's origins. It is constructed from concrete and rebar and was once painted with Crylon brand spraypaint.
SCP-173 is animate and malevolent, if given the chance it will kill anyone within it's line of site. It's weakness however is that it does not move while being watched. Despite this paralysis it is still highly dangerous; able to cover at least 2 meters in the literal blink of an eye. It typicaly kills by either snapping the victim's neck from behind, or grabbing the victim's throat and strangling him. Whatever animates SCP-173 does not give it much force with which to break things, as seen above a large room with unbarred windows is fully capable of containing it. It's grip however is unbreakable, as when it is not moving the statue is as hard and strong as concrete.
While left alone in it's room, one can hear a stone-on-stone scraping from within that is believed to be the sound of the SCP-173 moving about.
The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. We don't know (nor wish to find out) where it comes from or how it arrives but SCP-173's container will slowly fill with these substances. In order to ensure that bacterial growth within does not begin to damage the building it is contained in, and to maintain some level of sanitation, the enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
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     File :-(, x)
Anon delivers...

Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must be looking at SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.
Description: Moved to Site19 1993, little is known about item number SCP-173's origins. It is constructed from concrete and rebar and was once painted with Crylon brand spraypaint.
SCP-173 is animate and malevolent, if given the chance it will kill anyone within its line of site. Its weakness however is that it does not move while being watched. Despite this paralysis it is still highly dangerous, able to cover at least 2 meters in the literal blink of an eye. It typically kills by either snapping the victim's neck from behind, or grabbing the victim's throat and strangling them. Whatever animates SCP-173 does not give it much force with which to break things; as seen above, a large room with unbarred windows is fully capable of containing it. Its grip however is unbreakable, as when it is not moving the statue is as hard and strong as concrete.
While left alone in its room, one can hear a stone-on-stone scraping from within that is believed to be the sound of the SCP-173 moving about.
The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. We don't know (nor wish to find out) where it comes from or how it arrives but SCP-173's container will slowly fill with these substances. In order to ensure that bacterial growth within does not begin to damage the building it is contained in, and to maintain some level of sanitation, the enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
47: Anonymous
>>369803
>>Item#: SCP-173

i was close god dammit!!!
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Creepypasta thread
ready set go!

Item# SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must be looking at SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.
Description Moved to Site19 1993, little is known about item number SCP-173's origins. It is constructed from concrete and rebar and was once painted with Crylon brand spraypaint.
SCP-173 is animate and malevolent, if given the chance it will kill anyone within its line of site. Its weakness however is that it does not move while being watched. Despite this paralysis it is still highly dangerous, able to cover at least 2 meters in the literal blink of an eye. It typically kills by either snapping the victim's neck from behind, or grabbing the victim's throat and strangling them. Whatever animates SCP-173 does not give it much force with which to break things; as seen above, a large room with unbarred windows is fully capable of containing it. Its grip however is unbreakable, as when it is not moving the statue is as hard and strong as concrete.
While left alone in its room, one can hear a stone-on-stone scraping from within that is believed to be the sound of the SCP-173 moving about.
The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. We don't know (nor wish to find out) where it comes from or how it arrives but SCP-173's container will slowly fill with these substances. In order to ensure that bacterial growth within does not begin to damage the building it is contained in, and to maintain some level of sanitation, the enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
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>>375467

Here it is:

Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must be looking at SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.
Description: Moved to Site19 1993, little is known about item number SCP-173's origins. It is constructed from concrete and rebar and was once painted with Crylon brand spraypaint.
SCP-173 is animate and malevolent, if given the chance it will kill anyone within its line of site. Its weakness however is that it does not move while being watched. Despite this paralysis it is still highly dangerous, able to cover at least 2 meters in the literal blink of an eye. It typically kills by either snapping the victim's neck from behind, or grabbing the victim's throat and strangling them. Whatever animates SCP-173 does not give it much force with which to break things; as seen above, a large room with unbarred windows is fully capable of containing it. Its grip however is unbreakable, as when it is not moving the statue is as hard and strong as concrete.
While left alone in its room, one can hear a stone-on-stone scraping from within that is believed to be the sound of the SCP-173 moving about.
The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. We don't know (nor wish to find out) where it comes from or how it arrives but SCP-173's container will slowly fill with these substances. In order to ensure that bacterial growth within does not begin to damage the building it is contained in, and to maintain some level of sanitation, the enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
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>>39953
That should already be included. Look in bios for SCPH1001.BIN.
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     File :-(, x)
Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at
any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.
Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spraypaint. SCP-173 is animate extremely hostile.
The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking.
Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personal are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
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Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must be looking at SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.
Description: Moved to Site19 1993, little is known about item number SCM-173's origins. It is constructed from concrete and rebar and was once painted with Crylon brand spraypaint.
SCP-173 is animate and malevolent, if given the chance it will kill anyone within it's line of site. It's weakness however is that it does not move while being watched. Despite this paralysis it is still highly dangerous; able to cover at least 2 meters in the literal blink of an eye. It typicaly kills by either snapping the victim's neck from behind, or grabbing the victim's throat and strangling him. Whatever animates SCP-173 does not give it much force with which to break things, as seen above a large room with unbarred windows is fully capable of containing it. It's grip however is unbreakable, as when it is not moving the statue is as hard and strong as concrete.
While left alone in it's room, one can hear a stone-on-stone scraping from within that is believed to be the sound of the SCP-173 moving about.
The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. We don't know (nor wish to find out) where it comes from or how it arrives but SCP-173's container will slowly fill with these substances. In order to ensure that bacterial growth within does not begin to damage the building it is contained in, and to maintain some level of sanitation, the enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis


There. Happy?
104: Anonymous
>>409007

I saw another version recently, which I prefer for the detail about blinking and the more coldly neutral way it's written:

"Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at
any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.
Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spraypaint. SCP-173 is animate extremely hostile.
The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking.
Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personal are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis."
134: Anonymous
It would freak me out if they actually used SCP every time instead of switching it to SPC and SCM, makes it less believable.
165: Anonymous
Personally, I like this version better than the other two posted.

>>409223
Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.
Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spraypaint. SCP-173 is animate extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personal are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
177: Anonymous
>>409229
Paranoia? Lack of Sleep?

I have just the remedy.

Let's say the Eye-contact rules apply to not only a physical encounter with this statue, or "SCP - 137" as it is called - but any kind of eye contact, be it a video or a picture.

Perhaps the blood and feces that appear on the floor in the containment block of this creature belong to the many victims that have seen the image of this creature over the internet, and other places - who have broken eye contact, being killed, and shitting themselves during the moment of attack.

Perhaps you should spend more time starting at the creature's eyes in the photo...

It could save your life.

Or maybe it's bullshit? Could be as much bullshit as the existance of this creature itself.

Is it always rational to say that some things, some stories, were made up to scare you?

Or maybe there's just a whole lot of scary shit in this world.
237: Anonymous
Item#: SCP173 (aka "The Golem")

Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP173's container, no fewer than three (3) may enter at any time and the door is to be locked behind them. At all times, two persons must be looking at SCP173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site 19 in 1993, little is known about item number SPC173's origins. It is constructed from concrete and rebar and was once painted with Krylon brand spray paint.

SCP173, more commonly known as "The Golem", is animate and malevolent, if given the chance it will kill anyone within it's line of sight. However, its weakness is that it does not move while being watched. Despite this paralysis it is still highly dangerous; able to cover at least two (2) meters in the literal blink of an eye. It typically kills by either snapping the victim's neck from behind, or grabbing the victim's throat and strangling them. Whatever animates SCP173 does not give it much force with which to break things, as seen above a large room with unbarred windows is fully capable of containing it. Its grip however is unbreakable, as when it is not moving the statue is as hard and strong as concrete.

While left alone in it's room, one can hear a stone-on-stone scraping from within that is believed to be the sound of the SCP173 moving about.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. All DNA testing has proved inconclusive thus far. We do not know (nor wish to find out) where it comes from or how it arrives, but SCP173's container will slowly fill with these substances. In order to ensure that bacterial growth within does not begin to damage the building it is contained within, and to maintain some level of sanitation, the enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
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Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at
any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.
Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spraypaint. SCP-173 is animate extremely hostile.
The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking.
Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personal are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
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>>414509
Didn't someone /r/ that, like, yesterday? Well, whatever:

Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at
any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.
Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spraypaint. SCP-173 is animate extremely hostile.
The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking.
Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personal are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
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     File :-(, x)
Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must be looking at SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.
Description: Moved to Site19 1993, little is known about item number SCP-173's origins. It is constructed from concrete and rebar and was once painted with Crylon brand spraypaint.
SCP-173 is animate and malevolent, if given the chance it will kill anyone within its line of site. Its weakness however is that it does not move while being watched. Despite this paralysis it is still highly dangerous, able to cover at least 2 meters in the literal blink of an eye. It typically kills by either snapping the victim's neck from behind, or grabbing the victim's throat and strangling them. Whatever animates SCP-173 does not give it much force with which to break things; as seen above, a large room with unbarred windows is fully capable of containing it. Its grip however is unbreakable, as when it is not moving the statue is as hard and strong as concrete.
While left alone in its room, one can hear a stone-on-stone scraping from within that is believed to be the sound of the SCP-173 moving about.
The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. We don't know (nor wish to find out) where it comes from or how it arrives but SCP-173's container will slowly fill with these substances. In order to ensure that bacterial growth within does not begin to damage the building it is contained in, and to maintain some level of sanitation, the enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
104: Anonymous
>>418347
Other (better, imo) version:

Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at
any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.
Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spraypaint. SCP-173 is animate extremely hostile.
The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking.
Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personal are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
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Since I've not seen any others, I'm gonna try writing an SCP. If it sucks, then try to say why so someone can fix it.
99: Anonymous
>>428949
Item#: SCP-086
Special containment procedures: Item SCP-086 is stored in a heavily soundproofed room, isolated from the rest of the facility by an airlock.
As there is some leakage from SCP-086, the surrounding area is also cordoned off. Object is currently safe, provided no unprotected personnel enter the containment zone, so handling instructions are only provided for the possibility of a security breach, or if needing to move SCP-086.
Unprotected personnel who enter the containment zone should be removed from the area as soon as possible. If they return, or show signs of being compromised by SCP-086, they must be terminated; warnings of these consequences must be displayed prominently around the containment zone.

Description: SCP-086 appears to be a regular tetrahedron approximately 25cm on each side. It constantly emits sounds
described as whispering by survivors of its effects, though in no known language.
These sounds are capable of a wide range of effects on humans, including the creation of psychosis or a mindlessly obedient state. Experiments to replicate its abilities by matching the generated frequencies, however, have failed.
All personnel who work with SCP-086 should, manpower permitting, be completely deaf. They are also required to equip provided ear defenders and an antisound generator. Before entering SCP-086's chamber, a supervisor should check that all agents are unable to hear sounds at approximately 140dB. The recommended method is to fire a blank behind them, and to watch for signs of surprise.
Agents entering the chamber should work in a group of five or more, and rehearse their actions in a separate, dummy chamber. Any deviation from this trial run in the real chamber is to be treated as a sign of falling under SCP-086's control, and if they do not heed signals to exit immediately, the agent should be terminated.

Additional notes:
Those with level 2 security clearance or above should also see document #86-1.
105: Anonymous
>>428962

Document #86-1: SCP-086 additional data

Anyone who has entered the containment zone should be watched very carefully; our data reports that most people are drawn in by the whispers, and those that aren't may be already under the Object's control and carrying out its will.

The equipment provided to the grunts includes an explosive charge in the headset, set to trigger if they are the last one left alive in the room. SCP-086 almost overwhelmed the lone deaf agent who prevented its escape in the first place, so personnel cannot be trusted if left alone with it. Object is capable of adapting its whispers to act through bodily vibrations, and can generate far stronger effects on a single target.

The explosive charge will destroy the brain and hearing system when triggered. No other form of termination will ensure SCP-086 cannot control what is left behind.
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>>432938

File :1198820970.jpg-(178 KB, 1200x981, golem.jpg)

Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at
any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.
Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spraypaint. SCP-173 is animate extremely hostile.
The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking.
Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personal are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
122: Anonymous
>>433230
I hear it's called "Blink".

>>433300
Creepypasta. Supposedly there are other SCPs for other objects presumably being held by the same organisation, but apart from one that was written a day or so ago, I've not seen any.
172: Anonymous
>>434281
Googling "SCP-173 is animate extremely hostile" will get you a blog which has a little more data. I don't think it adds much to it, though. It's this:

*************
USAF File: C203-92b
Date: Jun 7, 1952

Filed by: Capt. Henry Milan
----

Item found outside of Yuma, Arizona on March 24th.

During regular training exercises, Corporal Ben Flynn and his squadron came across an strange statue in an empty installation set to be used for future bombing run training. The statue is approximately seven feet tall and human in form. The arms and legs are disproportionate to the head and torso, resembling a fetus. Strange colouration was noted on the face of the statue and it was posed against on of the inner walls of the building. Upon further inspection, Corporal Flynn noted that the statue is composed of mostly cement and is possibly reinforced with steel rebar. It is likely man-made.

Further investigation of the surrounding area yielded no other signs of transportation for the statue other that misshapen foot prints. It is likely that the statue was placed there by locals looking to create a stir or possibly protest the war. Private Allen Benson took the supplied photograph to document the area in the event that an investigation to the security of the training area is to take place.

Private Benson reported that he heard the sound of heavy scraping within the building shortly after he left. This prompted a search of the other rooms in case any civilians may have still been in the building but were undetected. The area was given an "all clear" by the squad commander and the statue was left in the building. It was deemed necessary that on June 9th, a final morning inspection of the building will be conducted before it is demolished to make certain that no civilians have returned to the area and to ensure no lives are lost.
190: Anonymous
Item#: SCP-086
Special containment procedures: Item SCP-086 is stored in a heavily soundproofed room, isolated from the rest of the facility by an airlock.
As there is some leakage from SCP-086, the surrounding area is also cordoned off. Object is currently safe, provided no unprotected personnel enter the containment zone, so handling instructions are only provided for the possibility of a security breach, or if needing to move SCP-086.
Unprotected personnel who enter the containment zone should be removed from the area as soon as possible. If they return, or show signs of being compromised by SCP-086, they must be terminated; warnings of these consequences must be displayed prominently around the containment zone.

Description: SCP-086 appears to be a regular tetrahedron approximately 25cm on each side. It constantly emits sounds
described as whispering by survivors of its effects, though in no known language.
These sounds are capable of a wide range of effects on humans, including the creation of psychosis or a mindlessly obedient state. Experiments to replicate its abilities by matching the generated frequencies, however, have failed.
All personnel who work with SCP-086 should, manpower permitting, be completely deaf. They are also required to equip provided ear defenders and an antisound generator. Before entering SCP-086's chamber, a supervisor should check that all agents are unable to hear sounds at approximately 140dB. The recommended method is to fire a blank behind them, and to watch for signs of surprise.
Agents entering the chamber should work in a group of five or more, and rehearse their actions in a separate, dummy chamber. Any deviation from this trial run in the real chamber is to be treated as a sign of falling under SCP-086's control, and if they do not heed signals to exit immediately, the agent should be terminated.

Additional notes:
Those with level 2 security clearance or above should also see document #86-1.
196: Anonymous
>>434349
Document #86-1: SCP-086 additional data

Anyone who has entered the containment zone should be watched very carefully; our data reports that most people are drawn in by the whispers, and those that aren't may be already under the Object's control and carrying out its will.

The equipment provided to the grunts includes an explosive charge in the headset, set to trigger if they are the last one left alive in the room. SCP-086 almost overwhelmed the lone deaf agent who prevented its escape in the first place, so personnel cannot be trusted if left alone with it. Object is capable of adapting its whispers to act through bodily vibrations, and can generate far stronger effects on a single target.

The explosive charge will destroy the brain and hearing system when triggered. No other form of termination will ensure SCP-086 cannot control what is left behind.
226: Anonymous
Item#: SCP-232

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-232 is to be kept lit at all times. No shadows should be allowed to form in the presence of this object. Should one of the redundant light bulbs burn out, a two agent team may enter to replace the bulb, one to change the bulb and one to carry the lamp to prevent shadows from occuring behind the agent changing the bulb. The lamp is stored in the cabinet outside the room, and must be inspected before each use.
Description: Moved to Site19 5/7/1997. Origin is suspected to be of Sumerian design. SCP-232 is a statue of the goddess Ereshkigal, being offered a liver by what is assumed to be an utukku, or Sumerian demon. When SCP-232 is in the presence of slight shadows, agents may note the sensation of claws dragging lightly against or through their skin. In the presence of heavy shadows, light scratches to deep gouges may appear. The eyes of the statue have been noted to follow teams as they enter.

Blood and viscera left in the presence of the statue have been noted to inexplicably vanish before they may be cleaned, so sanitation staff is not required in the event of activity. Class 2 hazardous containment procedures should be maintained in the event of activity.

In the event of complete power failure, the entry airlock will be sealed automatically.

Addendum:
Those with Level 2 Security Clearance should see document #232-1
232: Anonymous
Document #232-1: SCP-232 additional procedures

In the event of activity, those directly involved should be monitored as per protocol 11B in the Security clearance database. SCP-232 is suspected to use some of it's victims to survey the surrounding area.
262: Anonymous
>>434427
I wrote SCP-086 to post in the last thread requesting a repost of the Golem one (and I'm glad to see people liked it). I'm guessing SCP-232 is another piece of original material.

Nice work,>>434409.
280: Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Item#: SCP-232

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-232 is to be be surrounded by niggers at all times. No crackers should be allowed to form in the presence of this object. Should one of the redundant niggers get gangsta, a five agent team may enter to replace the nigger, four to beat the nigger and one to carry the chicken to prevent niggers from rioting against the agents beating the nigger. The chicken is stored in the cabinet outside the room, and must be inspected before each use.
Description: Moved to Site19 5/7/1997. Origin is suspected to be of Harlem design. SCP-232 is a statue of the goddess WhiteBitch, being offered a watermelon by what is assumed to be an utukku, or ugly nigra. When SCP-232 is in the presence of crackers, agents may note the sensation of claws dragging lightly against or through their wallets. In the presence of many crackers, racial epithets to class action lawsuits for violation of equal opportunity may appear. The eyes of the statue have been noted to follow teams as they enter.

televisions and cornbread left in the presence of the statue have been noted to inexplicably vanish before they may be cleaned, so sanitation staff is not required in the event of activity. Class 2 hazardous containment procedures should be maintained in the event of activity.

In the event of complete power failure, the entry airlock will be sealed automatically.

Addendum:
Those with Level 2 Security Clearance should see document #232-1
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Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must be looking at SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site19 1993, little is known about item number SCP-173's origins. It is constructed from concrete and rebar and was once painted with Crylon brand spraypaint.

SCP-173 is animate and malevolent, if given the chance it will kill anyone within its line of site. Its weakness however is that it does not move while being watched. Despite this paralysis it is still highly dangerous, able to cover at least 2 meters in the literal blink of an eye. It typically kills by either snapping the victim's neck from behind, or grabbing the victim's throat and strangling them. Whatever animates SCP-173 does not give it much force with which to break things; as seen above, a large room with unbarred windows is fully capable of containing it. Its grip however is unbreakable, as when it is not moving the statue is as hard and strong as concrete.

While left alone in its room, one can hear a stone-on-stone scraping from within that is believed to be the sound of the SCP-173 moving about.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. We don't know (nor wish to find out) where it comes from or how it arrives but SCP-173's container will slowly fill with these substances. In order to ensure that bacterial growth within does not begin to damage the building it is contained in, and to maintain some level of sanitation, the enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
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Anonymous
Item#: SCP-086
Special containment procedures: Item SCP-086 is stored in a heavily soundproofed room, isolated from the rest of the facility by an airlock.
As there is some leakage from SCP-086, the surrounding area is also cordoned off. Object is currently safe, provided no unprotected personnel enter the containment zone, so handling instructions are only provided for the possibility of a security breach, or if needing to move SCP-086.
Unprotected personnel who enter the containment zone should be removed from the area as soon as possible. If they return, or show signs of being compromised by SCP-086, they must be terminated; warnings of these consequences must be displayed prominently around the containment zone.

Description: SCP-086 appears to be a regular tetrahedron approximately 25cm on each side. It constantly emits sounds
described as whispering by survivors of its effects, though in no known language.
These sounds are capable of a wide range of effects on humans, including the creation of psychosis or a mindlessly obedient state. Experiments to replicate its abilities by matching the generated frequencies, however, have failed.
All personnel who work with SCP-086 should, manpower permitting, be completely deaf. They are also required to equip provided ear defenders and an antisound generator. Before entering SCP-086's chamber, a supervisor should check that all agents are unable to hear sounds at approximately 140dB. The recommended method is to fire a blank behind them, and to watch for signs of surprise.
Agents entering the chamber should work in a group of five or more, and rehearse their actions in a separate, dummy chamber. Any deviation from this trial run in the real chamber is to be treated as a sign of falling under SCP-086's control, and if they do not heed signals to exit immediately, the agent should be terminated.

Additional notes:
Those with level 2 security clearance or above should also see document #86-1.
14: Anonymous
Document #86-1: SCP-086 additional data

Anyone who has entered the containment zone should be watched very carefully; our data reports that most people are drawn in by the whispers, and those that aren't may be already under the Object's control and carrying out its will.

The equipment provided to the grunts includes an explosive charge in the headset, set to trigger if they are the last one left alive in the room. SCP-086 almost overwhelmed the lone deaf agent who prevented its escape in the first place, so personnel cannot be trusted if left alone with it. Object is capable of adapting its whispers to act through bodily vibrations, and can generate far stronger effects on a single target.

The explosive charge will destroy the brain and hearing system when triggered. No other form of termination will ensure SCP-086 cannot control what is left behind.
26: Anonymous
>>442692
>All personnel who work with SCP-086 should, manpower permitting, be completely deaf. They are also required to equip provided ear defenders and an antisound generator

What.

Also, white noise generator, not 'antisound generator'. Antisound generator sounds quite retarded.
32: Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spraypaint. SCP-173 is animate extremely hostile.
The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173.

Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking.
Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personal are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
98: Anonymous
>>442692
I like it. :)

I was the first one who suggested that these be made into a holders-esque series, except counting down instead of counting up.

Also, the final holder item should be (or be somehow linked to) SCP-001.
117:
     File :-(, x)
Another one I had saved:

Item#: SCP-232

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-232 is to be kept lit at all times. No shadows should be allowed to form in the presence of this object. Should one of the redundant light bulbs burn out, a two agent team may enter to replace the bulb, one to change the bulb and one to carry the lamp to prevent shadows from occuring behind the agent changing the bulb. The lamp is stored in the cabinet outside the room, and must be inspected before each use.
Description: Moved to Site19 5/7/1997. Origin is suspected to be of Sumerian design. SCP-232 is a statue of the goddess Ereshkigal, being offered a liver by what is assumed to be an utukku, or Sumerian demon. When SCP-232 is in the presence of slight shadows, agents may note the sensation of claws dragging lightly against or through their skin. In the presence of heavy shadows, light scratches to deep gouges may appear. The eyes of the statue have been noted to follow teams as they enter.

Blood and viscera left in the presence of the statue have been noted to inexplicably vanish before they may be cleaned, so sanitation staff is not required in the event of activity. Class 2 hazardous containment procedures should be maintained in the event of activity.

In the event of complete power failure, the entry airlock will be sealed automatically.

Addendum:
Those with Level 2 Security Clearance should see document #232-1

Document #232-1: SCP-232 additional procedures

In the event of activity, those directly involved should be monitored as per protocol 11B in the Security clearance database. SCP-232 is suspected to use some of it's victims to survey the surrounding area.
123: Anonymous
>>442808
But the pic for SCP-173 was good
135: Anonymous
By any chance, is the SCP series archived anywhere?
177: Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Actual footage of the one time SCP-173 temporarily escaped.
183: Anonymous
Item#: SCP-113.4

SCP-113.4 is not allowed to be photographed due to the fact it would have to have direct light applied to it, there by making it reflect. A simple explanation of SCP-113.4 is that it is an everyday bathroom mirror recently taken from a family who' second youngest child has disappeared, all signs of the boys whereabouts point towards the mirror being related.

SCP-113.4 is actually the fourth item in a group of 11, each of the mirrors popping up in different areas of the world. All of the mirrors seem to include the disappearance of someone who possibly owned the mirror.

All 11 mirrors are held in a multi-walled building that is located in a large subterranean cavern some 3 miles into the earths crust. The entire cavern is left in complete darkness all the time. The few people who work in the cavern make use of thermal vision goggles and infrared lights to illuminate the area.

The multiple walls, of the building located within the cavern,are to make sure that absolutely no light can reflect off of the 11 mirrors. There are 3 separate rooms that lead into the main holding area to make sure no light shines in when anyone enters. There should be no reason to go into the room except that every two weeks a one agent team must enter the chamber to test for absolutely any ambient light within the room.
207: Anonymous
i found SCP shit to be more inspirational than creepy. anyone have moar?
213: Anonymous
Item#: SCP-431
Special containment procedues: Item SCP-431 is stored in a non-descript building lacking doors, windows, apertures or ventilation of any type. The building is inspected every 12 hours to ensure its integrity, and the perimeter is perpetually guarded for the same purpose.

Description: SCP-431 is a piece of non-Euclidean architecture, loathsomely redolent of spheres and dimensions apart from ours. Vast angles and stone surfaces... too great to belong to anything right and proper for this earth, and impious with horrible images and disturbing hieroglyphs. No current personnel have seen it, except for three ex-agents kept in mental institutions.
273: Anonymous
Item#: SCP-78

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-78 is stored inside a modified standard steel-door locked room in Site19 secure building number 7. A one agent team must enter the room once every six hours, to slot the blue [blue] cable into the yellow [yellow] port numbered three (3) on the side of the Item SCP-78's container. The cable must be left connected for no longer than ten (10) seconds. The agent performing this task must have an IQ below one hundred and ten (110) and no college level education in physics (or equivalent).

Description: Moved to site 19 on 4/6/04. Object is held inside a heavy plastic box to prevent visual contact by agents. Ports on side of box mach up to positions of ports on Item SCP-78 itself.

Item SCP-78 Data receiving chamber. __++WARNING++__ YOUR CLEARANCE TO ACCESS THIS FILE WILL BE REVOKED IN EVENT OF ANY CONTACT WITH ITEM SCP-78__ HAVE A NICE DAY

The information moved from Item SCP-78 is received on a Hard Disc Drive located in room CLEARANCE DENIED_HAVE A NICE DAY. The Hard Disc Drive is automatically incinerated five (5) minutes after the disconnection of the blue cable from Item SCP-78. An agent may safely enter the room, remove the destroyed drive and replace it with a new one. Any agent entering this room must be monitored by two others to ensure so other computer equipment is taken into this room.

In event of critical failure: If the blue cable is left connected for more than fifteen (15) seconds, if an agent is unable to enter Item SCP-78's room within the six-hour time frame or if the CLEARANCE DENIED_HAVE A NICE DAY, then the room will be automatically locked down for eighteen (18) hours, at the end of which a two man team must enter the room equipped with a flame unit and clean up the mess.
324: Anonymous
So basically it's the monolith from GET OUT OF HERE STALKER GET OUT OF HERE STALKER GET OUT OF HER STALKER.

Does SCP-086 grant wishes too?
408: Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Item#: SCP-091
Special containment procedures: Item SCP-091 is stored in a modified subterranean arboretum.

Containment zone is to remain lighted at all times. Four hydrargyrum medium-arc iodide lamps are to be active from 00:00 GMT until 16:00, at which point they are to be deactivated in sequence as the corresponding eight sodium vapor lamps are activated until 00:00 GMT. Lights must be replaced at the approximate time of bulb half-life, and only during the artificial nocturnal cycle.

Soil levels are to be kept at approximately one meter depth and Ph levels are to be monitored daily for any irregularities. Provided compost is to be placed in the containment zone at the beginning of each lunar month. Compost is to be inspected before and after delivery by two senior ranking science officers to ensure safety procedures have been followed and to prevent any further containment issues caused by tampering. Provided compost is to be placed no closer than three meters from Item SCP-091. Under no circumstances should Item SCP-091 be touched. In such event, emergency defoliant protocols are to be followed and attending staff and all personal effects are to be immolated.

Containment area is lined with 15mm of lead. There is to be around the clock external monitoring for any breach of containment. In event of breach, emergency defoliant protocols are to be followed.

All male staff are to undergo weekly medical inspections. In the event of compromise, level four quarantine procedures are to be initiated. Compromised staff and all personal effects must be destroyed by complete immolation. Male staff are forbidden from entering the containment zone and are to be rotated on a quarterly basis, remaining in quarantine two weeks before and after assignment.
414: Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
-->Special containment procedures: Item SCP-086
-->Item SCP-086
-->SCP-086
-->CP

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.
You are a double clancer.
456: Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Item#: SCP-0127 (10 copies; 30 similar but empty; "used")

Items discovered during investigation of an orphanage that mysteriously had all young orphans disappear in one night. Only evidence left were the "kits", dog feces, and what have been classified as 1998 Dodge Ram van tire marks following non-discript, bi-pedal paw marks.

Speculation had lead us to believe it was a survival kit for a bear attack with some minor alterations.
Our researchers have concluded that it is not in fact a survival kit used by the orphanage, but actually brought by an attacker and used to assist in some as yet to be determined fiendish plan.

Storage for item(s) SCP-0127 was in unrestricted storage lockers, but after the mass disappearance of "Bring your child to work day" it has been classified as a level 3 danger. No child is allowed within 20 feet of containment area.
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>>444133
Item#: SCP-121
Special containment procedures: Item SCP-121 should always be kept within a lead-treated multi-polymer vial; this vial should be placed inside an industrial size autoclave. Great care should be taken to ensure the autoclave's integrity, two alternate power sources have been provided for it at its previous location (see USPGC, lower level).
Personnel requesting a sample from -121 should first be extensively vetted. If they pass muster, preparing a sample will require delaying the auotclave by two seconds, removing less than a milliliter of the liquid, and then running a second autoclave for two dyas to ensure the sample's integrity.
All personnel should observe full NBC precautions and report any and all "sudden revelations". Should a subject demonstrate sudden acumen regarding finance (and in particular, predictions towards commodities and stocks) he or she should immediately be detained.
Description: SCP-121 is 120 mL of a positron-heavy superconducting liquid, grey to silver in color. When ingested in combination with a cocktail of Piracetam, modafinil, and beta-blockers, it allows a short period of vivid precognition. First lifted from the Mandean temple of Alu-Shak in 1957, it has proved to be at once incredibly volatile and useful. Subjects ingesting more than 3 mLs of the liquid immediately display signs of intense and violent psychosis, developing into self-mutilation and culiminating ultimately in suicide.

Errata: for results from test subjects alpha through chi, see files 121?-121?.
30: Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Does this announce the return of the SCP series?
48: Anonymous
I always thought that the SCP series should be less a bunch of "OMG O NOZE STATUS DAT KILL U" and more "We don't know what some of this stuff does, but if you don't follow these specific instructions you WILL get your shit fucked up."
60: Anonymous
>>445512

In a sense, sort of. There was a thread, which was composed entirely of people posting pictures of statues and saying "I THINK SCP-WHATEVERTHEFUCKNUMBERIJUSTMADEUP IS PRETTY COOL: When you don't look at it it kills you!"

They were all fucking shitty killer statues. I always thought that the SCP items (Special Containment Protocol? That's what I assume, anyway) would be more like the Warehouse 23 stuff, if perhaps less eclectic.
79: Anonymous
Item#:SCP-051

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-051 is kept on a small wooden table, tied down. Any personnel studying it are to maintain absolute silence while in its vicinity. Personnel are also advised to not look at the eye-holes for an extended amount of time.

Description: SCP-051 was put in the care of Site 34 in mid-1980. There is no viable theory toward its origin at this time. It is a 4’’ by 5’’ black-toned, apparently hand-painted ceramic mask. It is adorned with what seems to be 24 karat gold and two lavender ribbons. When approached by personnel, it reportedly speaks the names of the personnel, without said personnel’s name being mentioned near the mask beforehand.

The voice is different to every person; once out of the mask’s vicinity, each staff member has described a different voice. It does not move its mouth; it apparently speaks directly to one’s mind. Personnel are not to respond aloud to hearing their name spoken by a foreign voice. Any acknowledgement toward the mask, even indirectly, is followed by immediate death, either by lack of airflow, severe internal bleeding, etc. In one case, a researcher’s heart erupted from her chest.
92: Anonymous
Item#: SCP-232

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-232 is to be kept lit at all times. No shadows should be allowed to form in the presence of this object. Should one of the redundant light bulbs burn out, a two agent team may enter to replace the bulb, one to change the bulb and one to carry the lamp to prevent shadows from occuring behind the agent changing the bulb. The lamp is stored in the cabinet outside the room, and must be inspected before each use.
Description: Moved to Site19 5/7/1997. Origin is suspected to be of Sumerian design. SCP-232 is a statue of the goddess Ereshkigal, being offered a liver by what is assumed to be an utukku, or Sumerian demon. When SCP-232 is in the presence of slight shadows, agents may note the sensation of claws dragging lightly against or through their skin. In the presence of heavy shadows, light scratches to deep gouges may appear. The eyes of the statue have been noted to follow teams as they enter.

Blood and viscera left in the presence of the statue have been noted to inexplicably vanish before they may be cleaned, so sanitation staff is not required in the event of activity. Class 2 hazardous containment procedures should be maintained in the event of activity.

In the event of complete power failure, the entry airlock will be sealed automatically.

Addendum:
Those with Level 2 Security Clearance should see document #232-1
Document #232-1: SCP-232 additional procedures

In the event of activity, those directly involved should be monitored as per protocol 11B in the Security clearance database. SCP-232 is suspected to use some of it's victims to survey the surrounding area.
122: Anonymous
Item#: SCP-338

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-338 consists of two parallel circular copper discs, 12 inches in diameter, separated by a 15 inch gap. They are arranged like the ends of a cylinder. The cannot be shifted with respect to each other - this has been tested via hydraulic rams up to 30 tons.

There is no solid material detectable within the gap.

Objects placed in the space between the discs for more than a few seconds are seen to "fade".
If the object is not removed from the gap, this "fading" is complete in approximately ten minutes, after which the objects are not detected by either instruments or the eye.

In 73% of such cases of fading, after a period of not less that 1.2 and not more than 5.0 hours, an artifact is seen to "fade in" within the gap.

These artifacts are very varied in their characteristics. Some appear to have machine qualities. Others appear partially self-aware for a short time. Most are less easy to classify.

These artifacts invariably crumble to dust within about 30 minutes, but what limited examination has been possible has shown them to have molecular structure which is highly unstable, and indeed seems impossible to form given the physical laws of our universe.

Advise further study. Recommend that agents not place any part of their body within the gap.
134: Anonymous
Here's one of the better ones I've seen floating around here.

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Item#: SCP-121
Special containment procedures: Item SCP-121 should always be kept within a lead-treated multi-polymer vial; this vial should be placed inside an industrial size autoclave. Great care should be taken to ensure the autoclave's integrity, two alternate power sources have been provided for it at its previous location (see USPGC, lower level).
Personnel requesting a sample from -121 should first be extensively vetted. If they pass muster, preparing a sample will require delaying the auotclave by two seconds, removing less than a milliliter of the liquid, and then running a second autoclave for two dyas to ensure the sample's integrity.
All personnel should observe full NBC precautions and report any and all "sudden revelations". Should a subject demonstrate sudden acumen regarding finance (and in particular, predictions towards commodities and stocks) he or she should immediately be detained.
Description: SCP-121 is 120 mL of a positron-heavy superconducting liquid, grey to silver in color. When ingested in combination with a cocktail of Piracetam, modafinil, and beta-blockers, it allows a short period of vivid precognition. First lifted from the Mandean temple of Alu-Shak in 1957, it has proved to be at once incredibly volatile and useful. Subjects ingesting more than 3 mLs of the liquid immediately display signs of intense and violent psychosis, developing into self-mutilation and culiminating ultimately in suicide.

Errata: for results from test subjects alpha through chi, see files 121?-121?.
146: Anonymous
>>445839

Agreed. Some animal SCPs would add some needed variety.

Also, maybe some SCPs that are more beneficial/benevolent/don't fuck your shit up, like OP's.
164: Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Item#: SCP-23
Special containment procedures: SCP-23 cannot be transported due to insufficient technological means, thus all research must be conducted in its current location. It is absolutely vital that no heavy object (including aircraft and other vehicles) passes over the containment installation, as this interferes with the geometric layout holding SCP-23 in place. Any vehicles approaching the installation are to be immediately disabled. All structural changes to the facility above ground must adhere to precise spatial arrangement as described in attached documents.
No member of the personnel may directly contact SCP-23, regardless of rank or security clearance. All research must be conducted using remotely operated machines. In the event of emergency maintenance in proximity of the object, the maintenance team is to be silently disposed of. This procedure must also be used for anyone, regardless of rank or security clearance, in direct visual or auditory contact with SCP-23.

Description: The underground facility is adapted from earlier installation of [CLASSIFIED] origin. The inner chamber is a hollow monocrystal manufactured by unknown means, its base forming an exact equilateral triangle. The outer chamber is composed of unknown ceramic-type material and forms an exact rectangle, with the relation between inner and outer area following the fourth power of the 'golden ratio'. The recently constructed outer layer follows the same geometric pattern and uses specific materials, decribed in detail in attached documents.
Several conflicting descriptions of the inner chamber's content are attached in Appendix C. No material sample could be obtained due to rapid deformation of all testing equipment in proximity of SCP-23.


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176: Anonymous
>>445903

You're supposed to actually describe the SCP, not just say what you shouldn't do. Explain just what it does, like in>>444231or>>445836.
188: Anonymous
i hate this stuff and the holders, and let me tell you why. its the fourth wall. with the SCPs the author asks for input when he posts. the holders are a joke, the first one (holder of the end) is the only one worth a shit because its the only one not done in response to another holder story. they are both, at times, creepy enough but thats not my problem. its the fact that Im in on it already, spoiled. to future creepy pasta writers I say stfu, dont talk to /x/ about the creative process. also, abandon these two "archetypes", seriously even in the most well written ones you see it coming from a mile away, because you ALREADY KNOW THE STORY.

tl;dr dont be a creepy pasta hack, let shit like the holders and SCP be what they are and write your own shit
212: Anonymous
>>445926
I hate you, you're the type of person that will bitch about people who keep writing Holder series stuff or SCP series stuff while not contributing any of your own original works. If you're not going to try and solve the problem then you're a part of it. Either write some of your own original content that's actually good or shut the fuck up.
218: Anonymous
I agree with the holders. They suck. The first one was (and still is) good, because it was new and innovative. The rest just cheapen it.
I'll give SCP series a 75% chance it ends up like the holders.
224: Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at
any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site 19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spraypaint. SCP-173 is animate extremely hostile.
The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking.
Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personal are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behavior should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
230: Anonymous
>>446052
I never liked the Holders. The SCPs, however, I enjoy. They have a chance of being good, if written in the right frame of mind. Perhaps after watching multiple episodes of the Twilight Zone beforehand. Each one is strange, yet cleary different from the rest.
242: Anonymous
Special Containment Center 23 Terminal

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248: Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
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Special containment procedures: Item #176 is classified as a Keter-level object. Statue is contained in lead room #2, following protocol regarding Keter-level objects.
WARNING: PRIMARY PERSONNEL ARE NOT ALLOWED TO INTERACT WITH STAFF DESIGNATED TO MONITOR KETER-LEVEL OBJECTS.
Object was located in desert outside Bolson de Mapimi, 1970. Class A recovery was approved and carried out. Suppressed local exchange of relevant information. For a full stat
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Item #176's physical makeup cannot be ascertained, any contact by educated personnel is forbidden by protocol. Object stationary. Reports of emitting a slight hum. Object produces an unknown energy wavelength that must be discharged once per day. Discharging is handled by CLASS D REPRESENTATIVES ONLY.
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254: Anonymous
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Class D personnel are designated staff used to handle the Keter-level objects. Class D staff are sequestered on the Keter floor, bottom basement.
WARNING: CLASS D PERSONNEL ARE NOT ALLOWED TO INTERACT WITH CLASS D PERSONNEL ASSIGNED TO A DIFFERENT OBJECT OR SCP PERSONNEL.
Class D personnel are recruited from prison inmates. Condemned persons are preferred, in times of duress, Protocal 12 can be authorized, allowing recruitment of innocents or persons incarcerated for lesser crimes.
All Class D personnel must be terminated at the first of the month, and a new staff must be ready to replace them. After placement in quarters, staff must only contact Class D personnel through intercom system.
All personnel involved with Class D will be given a minimum of one (1) polygraph tests at 1800 on a daily basis. Failure to comply will result in termination. Failure to pass test will result in termination.
In event of any abnormalities, termination of entire Class D personnel is advised, as well as any SCP personnel that has had basic interaction.
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278: Anonymous
that was a neat take on the SCP stuff
284: Anonymous
>>446129
Thanks, I consider myself something of a fledgling writer. kek. Just had inspiration hit when I was reading some of the SCP stuff yesterday.
290: Anonymous
>>446131

I might just have to join you sometime (in writing more/new SCP material). Well done.
303: Anonymous
Item#: SCP-010

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-616 should be kept in a locked containment unit at all times with specially made heated/cooled walls and floors. Item SCP-616 must not be allowed outside, or near any heating or cooling vents or any form of wind. SCP-616 is prone to violence and the horn-like objects on its’ head must be shaved down regularly after drugging. No personnel working within the area or with Item SCP-616 may be of First Nations heritage. Two personnel must enter containment unit at a time.
Description: Discovered on 3/9/1855 in North Dakota. Believed to speak the Lakota language. Has not aged since containment in current location on 7/13/1899. Shows unusual symptoms of being cold when heated and hot when cooled. Class 3 hazardous containment procedures should be maintained in the event of activity.

In the event of power failure containment unit should be sealed shut.

Addendum:
Those with Level 3 Security Clearance should see document #232-6
Document #232-6: SCP-010 additional procedures
327: Anonymous
>>446151
#232-6
SCP-010 Additional Procedures

Enclosed: Report by Major J. Ready regarding 10/13/1950 incident.

“One of the workers did not lock the door to the containment unit properly today after filing down SCP-010’s horns. A fan was on two doors down from the containment unit. Suddenly there was a large booming sound, like thunder and I saw SCP-010 prying open the containment unit door. The creature was still heavily drugged and had trouble moving, and several personnel, including myself rushed forward to push it back in. There was another booming noise and several personnel fell backward. It looked like they had been electrocuted. After several minutes, we pushed the creature back into the unit and sealed it. It kept crying the entire time while it tried to get out and when it was sealed, security cameras showed the creature huddled and laughing.”

Suggest that creature be drugged permanently to avoid escape. Fans and all methods or air conditioning are now banned from area surrounding containment. Suggest tranquilizer guns be equipped to all personnel in future.
333: Anonymous
Item#: SCP-519

REPORT PENDING
ETA: 15:58 (GMT-07:00).

Document to be posted on /x/ drive of 4chan server. SCP personnel eyes only. Report to be delivered in accordance with Neptune protocol of undersigned reportee acceptance guidelines, following incident (refer to current file 519rsrp until pending report submitted). Code White document to be treated as unofficial until reviewed by a Level 4 agent.
339: Anonymous
Item#: SCP-091
Special containment procedures: Item SCP-091 is stored in a modified subterranean arboretum.

Containment zone is to remain lighted at all times. Four hydrargyrum medium-arc iodide lamps are to be active from 00:00 GMT until 16:00, at which point they are to be deactivated in sequence as the corresponding eight sodium vapor lamps are activated until 00:00 GMT. Lights must be replaced at the approximate time of bulb half-life, and only during the artificial nocturnal cycle.

Soil levels are to be kept at approximately one meter depth and Ph levels are to be monitored daily for any irregularities. Provided compost is to be placed in the containment zone at the beginning of each lunar month. Compost is to be inspected before and after delivery by two senior ranking science officers to ensure safety procedures have been followed and to prevent any further containment issues caused by tampering. Provided compost is to be placed no closer than three meters from Item SCP-091. Under no circumstances should Item SCP-091 be touched. In such event, emergency defoliant protocols are to be followed and attending staff and all personal effects are to be immolated.

Containment area is lined with 15mm of lead. There is to be around the clock external monitoring for any breach of containment. In event of breach, emergency defoliant protocols are to be followed.

All male staff are to undergo weekly medical inspections. In the event of compromise, level four quarantine procedures are to be initiated. Compromised staff and all personal effects must be destroyed by complete immolation. Male staff are forbidden from entering the containment zone and are to be rotated on a quarterly basis, remaining in quarantine two weeks before and after assignment.
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Anonymous delivers.

Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at
any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spraypaint. SCP-173 is animate extremely hostile.
The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking.
Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personal are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
34:
>>444336
there are a few more, and I just wrote this two hours ago. My first try at an SCP:

Item#: SCP-121
Special containment procedures: Item SCP-121 should always be kept within a lead-treated multi-polymer vial; this vial should be placed inside an industrial size autoclave. Great care should be taken to ensure the autoclave's integrity, two alternate power sources have been provided for it at its previous location (see USPGC, lower level).
Personnel requesting a sample from -121 should first be extensively vetted. If they pass muster, preparing a sample will require delaying the auotclave by two seconds, removing less than a milliliter of the liquid, and then running a second autoclave for two dyas to ensure the sample's integrity.
All personnel should observe full NBC precautions and report any and all "sudden revelations". Should a subject demonstrate sudden acumen regarding finance (and in particular, predictions towards commodities and stocks) he or she should immediately be detained.
Description: SCP-121 is 120 mL of a positron-heavy superconducting liquid, grey to silver in color. When ingested in combination with a cocktail of Piracetam, modafinil, and beta-blockers, it allows a short period of vivid precognition. First lifted from the Mandean temple of Alu-Shak in 1957, it has proved to be at once incredibly volatile and useful. Subjects ingesting more than 3 mLs of the liquid immediately display signs of intense and violent psychosis, developing into self-mutilation and culiminating ultimately in suicide.

Errata: for results from test subjects alpha through chi, see files 121?-121?.
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Anonymous
Item#: SCP-091
Special containment procedures: Item SCP-091 is stored in a modified subterranean arboretum.

Containment zone is to remain lighted at all times. Four hydrargyrum medium-arc iodide lamps are to be active from 00:00 GMT until 16:00, at which point they are to be deactivated in sequence as the corresponding eight sodium vapor lamps are activated until 00:00 GMT. Lights must be replaced at the approximate time of bulb half-life, and only during the artificial nocturnal cycle.

Soil levels are to be kept at approximately one meter depth and Ph levels are to be monitored daily for any irregularities. Provided compost is to be placed in the containment zone at the beginning of each lunar month. Compost is to be inspected before and after delivery by two senior ranking science officers to ensure safety procedures have been followed and to prevent any further containment issues caused by tampering. Provided compost is to be placed no closer than three meters from Item SCP-091. Under no circumstances should Item SCP-091 be touched. In such event, emergency defoliant protocols are to be followed and attending staff and all personal effects are to be immolated.

Containment area is lined with 15mm of lead. There is to be around the clock external monitoring for any breach of containment. In event of breach, emergency defoliant protocols are to be followed.

All male staff are to undergo weekly medical inspections. In the event of compromise, level four quarantine procedures are to be initiated. Compromised staff and all personal effects must be destroyed by complete immolation. Male staff are forbidden from entering the containment zone and are to be rotated on a quarterly basis, remaining in quarantine two weeks before and after assignment.
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>>445551
Yer I hear that, god damn youngsters these days.b Anyway, can some one please just post some Aussie /x/ stuff? And a list of SCP Items would be nice too!
27: Anonymous
>>445636
The SCP item was a one off, some guy wrote it and used the picture of the sculpture.

Its not the holders.

Also good luck finding aussie /x/ material short of the abo "dreamtime" bullshit.
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Item#: SCP-519 11: Anonymous
Item#: SCP-519

Incident Follow-Up
Code White
SCP Personnel Eyes Only

Special Containment Procedures as follows:

Facility: Epsilon-class features necessary (see: SCP-098, SCP-157, and SCP-159). Ensure that both electromagnetic and hermetic seals are backed by triple-redundant systems. Priority is to be given to the task of ensuring that secondary airlock is fully deployed before SCP personnel enter containment area. All personnel entering area are to first ensure that subject is properly restrained and sedated. Review is to be done by remote camera entry, accompanied by mammalian bait. Note: Review necessity of motion sensor upgrades.

Subject Description: Subject SCP-519 is a human male, found three months ago in a Siberian forest after unusual reports from the area. It is assumed that the existence of SCP-519 accounts for the “mysterious Russian prison incident” that had occurred four days beforehand; transferred incident file citing paranormal/supernatural extent has been lost since incident 519rsrp, refer to archived news reports for documentation.
15: Anonymous
[file continues]


Physicality: 519 is an estimated 70 inches in height and weighs 152 pounds. Skin tone is extraordinarily pale. Both toenails and fingernails are remarkably durable; also sharpened into points. Ears, eyes, nose, mouth, anus, and penis have all been sewn shut with tempered steel wire. While this has been documented as a procedure, or part of one, routinely performed in secret at aforementioned prison facility, 519 is only known subject to still be alive. However, 519 exhibits no discernible nor measurable heart rate, breathing function, or brain function. Further data on physical of SCP-519 to be compiled.

Activity: 519 displays remarkable dexterity, agility, and strength, each to an extent that matches or surpasses that of military-grade automated equipment (see attached descriptions of containment observations for examples). 519 provides no aural or olfactory stimulus; however, 519 has reacted to aural, olfactory, visual, and tactile stimuli. 519 has, thus far, attempted to terminate any conscious beings that enter containment area. When not restrained or sedated, 519 succeeds in rapidly terminating all entering personnel and other sentients, usually by means of massive and repeated separation of bone and tissue. 519 neither consumes edibles nor expels waste. When unaccompanied, unrestrained, and not sedated in containment area, 519 continues to scratch messages on interior containment walls in German, English, and Italian.
21: Anonymous
[file concludes]

Research priority: Ascertain methodology of 519’s continued animation despite lack of life signs. Document scrawled writings. Investigate human error in prior attempt to move subject to Gamma-class tertiary research facility before such an attempt is repeated.

Inquiries into SCP-519 are to be posted in thread on /x/ folder of 4chan server within the next two hours and will each be promptly responded to. Please follow appropriate communicatory protocol when conducting and posting such queries.
45: Anonymous
>>446198

Subject's messages are initially incoherent, written in a layered cypher (see key LF-4), and their contents' themes vary weekly. The majority of 519's messages have included numerable coordinates, dates, and names. Research into their possible coinciding to be conducted. Other messages have included questions not yet fully understood [either], such as "Where is CHYGO44 Isabella?" Much of the Italian material is nearly in haiku form, yet largely incoherent. More research to be conducted. Note: Consider expanding specialty of SCP personnel to include decryption, including semanticism.
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Anonymous
Did our lovely SCP thread get deleted? let's continue, there are only two users editing the wiki right now, the Admin and I. Post more stories anon!
14: Anonymous
Wiki link.

http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/Main_Page
26: Anonymous
what is SCP?
62: Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>446348

Item#: SCP-086
Special containment procedures: Item SCP-086 is stored in a heavily soundproofed room, isolated from the rest of the facility by an airlock.
As there is some leakage from SCP-086, the surrounding area is also cordoned off. Object is currently safe, provided no unprotected personnel enter the containment zone, so handling instructions are only provided for the possibility of a security breach, or if needing to move SCP-086.
Unprotected personnel who enter the containment zone should be removed from the area as soon as possible. If they return, or show signs of being compromised by SCP-086, they must be terminated; warnings of these consequences must be displayed prominently around the containment zone.

Description: SCP-086 appears to be a regular tetrahedron approximately 25cm on each side. It constantly emits sounds
described as whispering by survivors of its effects, though in no known language.
These sounds are capable of a wide range of effects on humans, including the creation of psychosis or a mindlessly obedient state. Experiments to replicate its abilities by matching the generated frequencies, however, have failed.
All personnel who work with SCP-086 should, manpower permitting, be completely deaf. They are also required to equip provided ear defenders and an antisound generator. Before entering SCP-086's chamber, a supervisor should check that all agents are unable to hear sounds at approximately 140dB. The recommended method is to fire a blank behind them, and to watch for signs of surprise.
Agents entering the chamber should work in a group of five or more, and rehearse their actions in a separate, dummy chamber. Any deviation from this trial run in the real chamber is to be treated as a sign of falling under SCP-086's control, and if they do not heed signals to exit immediately, the agent should be terminated.

Additional notes:
Those with level 2 security clearance or above should also see document #86-1.
68: Anonymous
>>446386
Document #86-1: SCP-086 additional data

Anyone who has entered the containment zone should be watched very carefully; our data reports that most people are drawn in by the whispers, and those that aren't may be already under the Object's control and carrying out its will.

The equipment provided to the grunts includes an explosive charge in the headset, set to trigger if they are the last one left alive in the room. SCP-086 almost overwhelmed the lone deaf agent who prevented its escape in the first place, so personnel cannot be trusted if left alone with it. Object is capable of adapting its whispers to act through bodily vibrations, and can generate far stronger effects on a single target.

The explosive charge will destroy the brain and hearing system when triggered. No other form of termination will ensure SCP-086 cannot control what is left behind.
106: Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Another one I had saved:

Item#: SCP-232

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-232 is to be kept lit at all times. No shadows should be allowed to form in the presence of this object. Should one of the redundant light bulbs burn out, a two agent team may enter to replace the bulb, one to change the bulb and one to carry the lamp to prevent shadows from occuring behind the agent changing the bulb. The lamp is stored in the cabinet outside the room, and must be inspected before each use.
Description: Moved to Site19 5/7/1997. Origin is suspected to be of Sumerian design. SCP-232 is a statue of the goddess Ereshkigal, being offered a liver by what is assumed to be an utukku, or Sumerian demon. When SCP-232 is in the presence of slight shadows, agents may note the sensation of claws dragging lightly against or through their skin. In the presence of heavy shadows, light scratches to deep gouges may appear. The eyes of the statue have been noted to follow teams as they enter.

Blood and viscera left in the presence of the statue have been noted to inexplicably vanish before they may be cleaned, so sanitation staff is not required in the event of activity. Class 2 hazardous containment procedures should be maintained in the event of activity.

In the event of complete power failure, the entry airlock will be sealed automatically.

Addendum:
Those with Level 2 Security Clearance should see document #232-1

Document #232-1: SCP-232 additional procedures

In the event of activity, those directly involved should be monitored as per protocol 11B in the Security clearance database. SCP-232 is suspected to use some of it's victims to survey the surrounding area.
112: Anonymous
>>446423

http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-176
124: Anonymous
>>446440
>>446343

Also, we need to write some new SCPs.
136: Anonymous
I will do my best anon!

I have a book nearby called 'The Book of Imaginary Beings' and have been flipping it open to random pages and basing my SCPs off them.
165:
Are we still doing the SCP people? If so, should they be Items? Surely Subjects fits better.
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     File :-(, x)
Item#: SCP-088
Special containment procedures: Item SCP-088 Is stored in a circular 44 meter diameter by 44 meter high concrete walled chamber. in the center of the chamber is a pedistal, 22 meters high, 1 meter in diameter. Item SCP-088 is kept on this pedistal. The pedistal is ringed with a floor to ceiling chain link fence at a distance of 22 meters. In the event that personnel must enter the chamber, ONLY one person may enter, and the door to the chamber MUST be locked behind them. Personnel MUST not go past the chain link fence until the outer door to the chamber is sealed.

Item SCP-088 MAY NOT BE VIEWED DIRECTLY. Viewing item SCP-088 directly will enable it to consume the flesh of it's viewer. Personnel entering the chamber are required to be wearing equipment 449-B, a headset with a series of mirrors designed to bounce incoming light 7 times before it reaches the eye of the observer. Personnel must also wear protective hearing equipment to avoid the sound of air entering and leaving the opening of Item SCP-088. This is a constant behavior of this artifact, and it has been known to lure personnel to remove equipment 449-B. Personnel MUST be tethered to designated hardpoints on the outer wall of the test chamber before proceeding past the fence.

Personnel with clearance Gamma ARE REQUIRED to view historical document SCP-088-B.
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>>446608

Historical Document SCP-088-B

Item SCP-088 was recovered in 1877 from the remains of the top secret Bobkovitch Laboratory after it burnt to the ground. Item SCP-088 is identified as a glass culture tube, slightly deformed due to the fire, and discolored with stains.

After recovery, incident "viscera" occured, in which item SCP-088 "consumed" 1,398 human beings, and an unknown number of livestock in the surrounding town of Bobkovka, Russia. This incident to date has been kept as "never happened" status.

Item SCP-088 has a known "first victim" reach of 16.58322 meters in any direction. If SCP-088 manages to take a victim, it's reach is extended exponentially. To this date, livestock tests show that SCP-088 can have a reach of up to 3km, making use of only 12 simultaneous victims. Tests indicate SCP-088 is capable of extending this reach much further, although to this date none have been tried beyond 3km. The rate at which SCP-088 is able to kill, liquefy, and ingest it's victims is astonishing. 3km livestock tests consisting of 5000 animals were consumed by SCP-088 in under 30 seconds.
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Has this lengthy SCP been recorded into wiki yet?
Special Containment Center 23 Terminal

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If any change or abnormality in energy wavelengths is identified, termination of all personnel is advised.
Reports from the initial handling of item #176 indicate strong psychological effects. Any change in brain wave activity is to be reported immediately, and terminated of all personnel is advised.
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Inability to speak properly and/or speaking of unknown languages.
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Also, here's scp 338

Item#: SCP-338

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-338 consists of two parallel circular copper discs, 12 inches in diameter, separated by a 15 inch gap. They are arranged like the ends of a cylinder. The cannot be shifted with respect to each other - this has been tested via hydraulic rams up to 30 tons.

There is no solid material detectable within the gap.

Objects placed in the space between the discs for more than a few seconds are seen to "fade".
If the object is not removed from the gap, this "fading" is complete in approximately ten minutes, after which the objects are not detected by either instruments or the eye.

In 73% of such cases of fading, after a period of not less that 1.2 and not more than 5.0 hours, an artifact is seen to "fade in" within the gap.

These artifacts are very varied in their characteristics. Some appear to have machine qualities. Others appear partially self-aware for a short time. Most are less easy to classify.

These artifacts invariably crumble to dust within about 30 minutes, but what limited examination has been possible has shown them to have molecular structure which is highly unstable, and indeed seems impossible to form given the physical laws of our universe.

Advise further study. Recommend that agents not place any part of their body within the gap.
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Item#:SCP-051

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-051 is kept on a small wooden table, tied down. Any personnel studying it are to maintain absolute silence while in its vicinity. Personnel are also advised to not look at the eye-holes for an extended amount of time.

Description: SCP-051 was put in the care of Site 34 in mid-1980. There is no viable theory toward its origin at this time. It is a 4’’ by 5’’ black-toned, apparently hand-painted ceramic mask. It is adorned with what seems to be 24 karat gold and two lavender ribbons. When approached by personnel, it reportedly speaks the names of the personnel, without said personnel’s name being mentioned near the mask beforehand.

The voice is different to every person; once out of the mask’s vicinity, each staff member has described a different voice. It does not move its mouth; it apparently speaks directly to one’s mind. Personnel are not to respond aloud to hearing their name spoken by a foreign voice. Any acknowledgment toward the mask, even indirectly, is followed by immediate death, either by lack of airflow, severe internal bleeding, etc. In one case, a researcher’s heart erupted from her chest.
281: Anonymous
Where are the pix of SCP items?
295: Anonymous
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Item #: SCP-530
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-530 is to be kept in a containment unit at all times. It is to be kept under constant surveillance by both armed guards and remote camera monitoring. If security is breached, proceed directly to lockdown level Delta.
Origin: SCP-530 was brought to Site 52 in 1987. Original origin is unknown, as is date of birth. SCP-530 is highly intelligent, and will often plead with the guards for release. Any movement of any guard towards SCP-530 constitutes a breach in security.

Any personnel in contact with SCP-530 must undergo one week quarantine after contact is terminated. Any abnormal behavior or changes persisting in personnel at the end of quarantine requires instant termination.

It is unknown how SCP-530 affects those in contact of it, however personnel report violent nightmares and often exhibit violent behavior towards themselves or others during quarantine.
301: Anonymous
I wanna try!

Item#: SCP-314

Special Containment Procedures: Warehouse 19 and Site 47 have been built to house the object. All solid matter in 50 meters in any direction has destroyed by the object. No personel is allowed within the main chamber of Warehouse 19. Any lifeform seen within Warehouse 19 is to be terminated on sight, save personel stationed in the observation area on the northern side. THIS APPLIES TO ALL SECURITY LEVELS.

Description: Object's appearance changes rapidly and continously, but rarely deviates from the appearence of a roughly spherical series of regular three-dimensional shapes. Radius appears to fluxiate from roughly 14 meters to roughly 10 centimeters, although evidence suggests the outer radius has reached no less 68 meters. While object seems content to levitate above the center of the depression it has created it has been known to seek out all sources of motion within 40-50 meters of it's core. The method of detection is unknown. Individual sides of the regular geometrical fluxuations appear to be metallic and extremely sharp, believed to maintain this sharpness even if the edge itself is microscopic.

Additional Notes: While unconfirmed the edges of the object are believed to be of a sharpness measureible down to the atomic scale. Video recorded at "Event Zero" demonstrate the ability to cut through titanium vehicle armor, class 4 body armor, and human beings without any visible hesitation or signs of resistance. Initial appearence into Earth space is unknown, but information revealed by judicious application of Item#: SCP-497 reveal origin to be extra-dimensional. Theorized to be a mathimatical construct in nature, implications of this are unknown and unexplored at this time.
307: Anonymous
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Item#: SCP-091
Special containment procedures: Item SCP-091 is stored in a modified subterranean arboretum.

Containment zone is to remain lighted at all times. Four hydrargyrum medium-arc iodide lamps are to be active from 00:00 GMT until 16:00, at which point they are to be deactivated in sequence as the corresponding eight sodium vapor lamps are activated until 00:00 GMT. Lights must be replaced at the approximate time of bulb half-life, and only during the artificial nocturnal cycle.

Soil levels are to be kept at approximately one meter depth and Ph levels are to be monitored daily for any irregularities. Provided compost is to be placed in the containment zone at the beginning of each lunar month. Compost is to be inspected before and after delivery by two senior ranking science officers to ensure safety procedures have been followed and to prevent any further containment issues caused by tampering. Provided compost is to be placed no closer than three meters from Item SCP-091. Under no circumstances should Item SCP-091 be touched. In such event, emergency defoliant protocols are to be followed and attending staff and all personal effects are to be immolated.

Containment area is lined with 15mm of lead. There is to be around the clock external monitoring for any breach of containment. In event of breach, emergency defoliant protocols are to be followed.

All male staff are to undergo weekly medical inspections. In the event of compromise, level four quarantine procedures are to be initiated. Compromised staff and all personal effects must be destroyed by complete immolation. Male staff are forbidden from entering the containment zone and are to be rotated on a quarterly basis, remaining in quarantine two weeks before and after assignment.
313: Anonymous
>>446736

The first time I saw SCP (Months ago), the method was:
1)Find creepy image.
2)Imagine what horrible things it could do to this world.
3)Specify/Outline procedures to keep the depicted subject from leaving its enclosure and killing everything or whatever.

I miss the one about the statue with the damaged face that might approach personnel and beat them with its fists.
319: Anonymous
>>446751

Description: SCP-091 is, for all intents and purposes, a deciduous tree, approximately 4 meters in height with a variable of approximately +/-50 centimeters in synchronization with the lunar cycle.

Despite classification as plantlife, SCP-091 displays prominent feminine characteristics. Object is not known to move or grow on currently formulated compost diet unless in the presence of a male staff member.

SCP-091 has displayed no reproductive qualities in the form of fruit, flowering or seeds, as yet. Atmospheric and controlled physical analysis also confirms a lack of sori or air-borne spores.

SCP-091 has displayed infectious qualities in the past and should be treated as a Class VIII Biological Vector.

Officers with Level IV clearance should refer to Document SCP-091b for further data.
361: Anonymous
>>446747
It's not bad, although the language could use some work. For example, the word 'roughly' was used thrice in two consecutive sentences.

Referring to another SCP in the text is a great idea. The other one should be written keeping this one in mind.
403: Anonymous
>>446856

The reason they aren't destroyed is that these objects do things that are apparently impossible, and the government wants that power. That's the whole premise behind the SCP series: a shadowy government agency built on the idea that the cost in human life of containing these things and the risk to national security to keeping them keeping them around instead of destroying them is an acceptable price for the chance, one day, of being able to make use of them. It's one of the things that makes the SCP series so creepy, the objects themselves aren't just pools of shadow in our bright world, the fact of them being kept and studied at such a cost suggests that the world in general is a much darker place than we imagine.
415: Anonymous
>>446856

the SCP series always reminds me of warehouse 23.
these objects are being stored/supressed/contained because they are too valuable(scientifically or millitarily speaking) to destroy, but are not curently understood well enough to make use of them.

imagine if you could have a small army of SCP-173 that you could control. the sheer level of destruction the SCP items could wreak if weaponized makes them worth protecting
433: Anonymous
>>446934

Bitches don't know bout my SCPs of mass destruction.
445: Anonymous
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Item#: SCP-133

Special containment procedures: Item SCP-133 should be stored within a lead lined box in a sealed, bomb resistant storage room at all times. The walls of this room should be no less than 4 feet thick, and should be clad in mirror polished steel both inside and out. Due to the nature of the item and its contents, absolutely no-one below security clearance level 4 is permitted within the storage room for any reason, and anyone below level 4 clearance attempting to gain access to SCP-133 is to be terminated.

Description: SCP-133 appears to be an unmarked shipping crate, unremarkable is every way. Contained within it, however, are several hundred rectangles of a waxy, paperlike material, folded in half. If unfolded, one side bears the legend "Stick on Hole" and the other, a black dot 22mm in diameter.

if the backing is placed against a solid surface printed side down, and rubbed, the hole will transfer to that surface. Our tests indicate SCP-133 is capable of penetrating 24" of structural grade titanium, but smooth or highly dense materials reduce its ability to penetrate. When applied to flesh, the results are devastating.

Origin: Unknown.
475: Anonymous
SCP is the new Holders...

I weep.
493: Anonymous
Open_ SCP-329
>> Opening file SCP-329
>> Checking Authorisation . . . Cleared
>> Displaying file SCP-329
Item#: SCP-329
Special Containment Procedures: Bunker #5 - Section B has been modified to store Item SCP-329 effectively with 2 separate, airtight chambers. Bunker #5 - Section B location is currently classified to all unauthorised personal. Authorised personal must have access to CDoc-52 for location.
When handling item SCP-329, personal must wear a HAZMAT Suit. All HAZMAT suits must be airtight and equipped with oxygen tanks. Before entering, item SCP-329's cell, all 2-airlock chambers MUST be flooded with Chloroacetophenone gas. Flooding is controlled from Bunker #5 - Section A Terminal 4.
Description: Item SCP-329 was recovered in a small cavern in Arizona amongst a populated Native American campsite by now dead member of the Navaho tribe, Ben Stir. Upon recovering item SCP-329, Stir was found in a catatonic state before item SCP-329 was relocated to Bunker #5 - Section B.
Item SCP-329 resembles a 1.2x1.2 meter cube made of unknown mineral. From one side the top half of a sphere made of spongy material protrudes out. The sphere resembles a eye with brown iris and has a 1 m diameter. On the opposite side of the "eye" is a small hole 5mm in diameter. The "eye" is theorized to belong to a entity that is inside the cube. Standing within 3 meters of the "eye" induces a catatonic state in personal. Only when the eye is diluted does this effect not occur.
Additional Information: Item SCP-329 leaks a unknown substance [UnkS – 72] from a small hole on the opposite side of the "eye". Item SCP-329 must be moved to the clean chamber of the two chambers so that cleaning crew personnel can dispose of the unknown liquid. Protocol for cleaning crews in Bunker #5 - Section B can be found in PDoc-4992. Disposal generally takes up to 3 days.
Open_ CDoc-52
>> Unauthorized access
Exit
>> Are you sure you want to exit
Y
>> Goodbye
505: Anonymous
Item#:SCP-529 "Josie"

Artifact is a small grey house cat resembling the siamese breed.

Parts of the animal to the rear of the end of the ribcage appear to be missing. The body terminates sharply as if sliced in two.

In spite of this, the animal has no health problems, and moves about as if its hindquarters were still in place. For example, walking takes place as usual, and some time after feeding the animal makes motions as if to void itself of waste matter.

The cross-section does not display the interior of the animal, but appears pure black to the eye, and absorbs all non-visible wavelengths of light. It is slightly yielding to the touch. Gentle stoking of this area sometimes yields a positive reaction (purring and so on) but more usually leads to the creature turning on the agent, claws at the ready.

It is NOT the case the hind regions are simply invisible - a cursory examination will show that there are NO hindquarters.

It has not been possible to determine the sex of the animal conclusively.

Special Containment Procedures: No special precautions have yet proven necessary. "Josie" is quite affectionate, and at this stage is free to move about the lower levels of the facility. Staff are not permitted to feed cheese to the animal - it will become distressed if not given additional cheese, and it is already too fat.
517: Anonymous
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Item#: SCP-017

Special containment procedures: Item SCP-017 is contained in a fully and heavily lit room measuring 30' on all sides. The floor and walls of the room are semi-transparent and also lit from behind, as to render it nearly impossible for any object to cast a shadow when within the room.
SCP-017 often remains motionless in the far corner of the room, sitting on the floor, with its hands raised over its head in an apparent attempt to shield itself from the lights. 017 makes few other movements while the room is monitored or occupied.
Personnel entering the room are required to walk under extreme caution and only on designated "safe" squares when within the room, so as to minimize any possible cast shadows to a 20% or lower gradient.
Any shadow heavier than specified previously will result in SCP-017's immediate response to the shadow. Personnel entering the room are required to be wearing the designated reflective bodysuits in addition to shaving any visible hair and leaving any equipment not required outside of the room.

...continued...
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Subject #: SCP-441

Special containment procedures: Subject SCP-441 must at all times be stored in a room without reflective surfaces. The walls of this room should be no less than 10 feet thick, preferably reinforced concrete. Due to the hazardous nature of Subject #441 no personnel with less than level 3 clearance are to access its containment chamber and with in groups of no less than five. Protective visors, ID tags and all reflective items are to be removed before entering the containment cell.

Description: SCP-441 appears to be an intelligent silicon based life form, a "living statue", so to speak. It is animate and displays signs of sentience though has yet to respond to any attempts at communcation beyond turning to focus upon the source of the communication.

Subject #441 is tame and docile for the majority of the time. It does not object to attempts to touch it. However, if at any point it catches even the slightest glimpse of itself in a reflective surface, it flies into a destructive rage, displaying terrifying strength and speed. How Subject "sees" its reflection, given it has no eyes or visual facilities test have been able to determine or why it becomes so enraged upon sight of itself is as of yet unknown.

Origin: Found in Prague, surrounded by broken glass.
530: Anonymous
>>447244

Description: SCP-017 appears as a vaguely humanoid figure, approximately 2' 6" in height (xx cm), and bearing a anatomical resemblance somewhat to that of a small child. 017 is completely pitch black over the course of its "body" with no discernible facial features, ears, eyes, genitals, or other identifying marks or characteristics. The entirety of 017's "body" is shrouded additionally in a shifting and smoke-like form of shadow, wavering over his body in the same way that an object at long distances in a desert is obscurred by refraction.
SCP-017's reaction to shadows within the confines of the room (which remain the known limits to his senses) is immediate and swift. 017 leaps at the object and only requires the slightest and briefest contact in order to effect it. The object touched is quickly enveloped in a shadowy substance identical to the substance surrounding (compromising?) 017's body and dissolves instantaneously into nothingness. No trace of the object remains after dissolution and 017 returns to its preferred spot in the corner of the room after any objects casting shadows have been destroyed.

Additional notes: Personnel with BETA clearance or higher should see also document #017-1.
560: Anonymous
>>447312
You heared the man! Delete all traces of SCP and start writing holders fiction. NOW!
566: Anonymous
Item#: SCP-254

Special Containment Procedures: SPC-254 should be handled with extreme care from a distance. Store under heavy compression at standard temperature, preferably in gallium or similar.

Description: Item SCP-254 is invisible to the naked eye. Magnetic resonance tests have shown that the basic shape of item SCP-254 is a perfect geometric sphere. It is believed that the item is the closest terrestrial equivalent to dark matter yet.

Item SCP-254 is to be kept under heavy compression at standard temperature in a room 16' by 16'. SPC 254 is believed to absorb objects that pass into it and recoup their general mass and shape into itself to grow bigger. It is drawn to objects with even the most minuscule mass. However, it cannot absorb elemental gallium, making it the most viable solution for storage.

All personnel planning to work on should be registered HP-29 hazard insured, and should, resources permitting, come no closer than 25 meters to SPC-254.
578: Anonymous
Item#: SCP-472

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-472 may not leave Private Washington Jr’s house of occupation unless in a medical emergency. In the event of item SCP-472 needing medical attention, SCP-472 is to be transported too MEDI unit #5 at Base Weeper. Medical staff must not make contact with any machinery attached to item SCP-472, as the purpose of the mechanisms is not yet known. Item SCP-472 is to be fed on a regular bases and must not be neglected. All research taken on discovering item SCP-472 device are to be performed by Private Washington Jr inside his house of occupation.

Description: Item SCP-472 is a Mallard duck recovered during the American occupation of Korea on the 4th of February 1952 by Private Washington Jr. An unknown device is attached too Item SCP-472 on its hindquarters by 5 strips of steel and bolts. The device cannot be separated from the duck without destroying the device. The device resembles a distorted sphere and has a wire connecting to the neck of Item SCP-472 from it. It is unkown if the Korea is connected SCP-472 in any way. The duck is generally docile and harmless.

Additional Information: Private Washington Jr is the legal owner of Item SCP-472. Until the device is separated from the duck, both are to be considered Item SCP-472. Private Washington Jr reports updates on the nature of Item SCP-472, which can be view by accessing his Public Account on the SCP server.
620: Anonymous
>>446747here. Remaking with some editing.

Item#: SCP-314

Special Containment Procedures: Warehouse 19 and Site 47 have been built to house the object. All solid matter in 50 meters in any direction has been destroyed by the object. Any lifeform seen within Warehouse 19 is to be terminated on sight, save personel stationed in the observation area on the northern side. THIS APPLIES TO ALL SECURITY LEVELS.

Description: Object's appearance changes rapidly and continously, but rarely deviates from the appearence of a spherical series of regular three-dimensional shapes. Visual radius fluxiates from 14 meters to 10 centimeters, although evidence suggests the outer radius has reached 68 meters. While object seems content to levitate above the center of the depression it has created it has been known to seek out all sources of motion within 40-50 meters of it's core. Individual sides of the regular geometrical shapes appear to be metallic and extremely sharp, believed to maintain this sharpness even if the edge itself is microscopic.

Additional Notes: While unconfirmed the edges of the object are believed to be of a sharpness definied down to the atomic scale. Video recorded at "Event Zero" demonstrate the ability to cut through titanium vehicle armor, class 4 body armor, and human beings without any visible sign of resistance. Information revealed by judicious application of Item#: SCP-497 reveal origin to be extra-dimensional. Theorized to be a mathimatical construct in nature, implications of this are unknown and unexplored at this time.
626: Anonymous
>>447527
Item#: SCP-497

Special Containment Procedures: Subject is considered annoying but mostly harmless. Allowed to wander freely throughout the base as long as he makes no attempts to leave. Appears for all intents and purposes to be a caucasian british man wearing quasi-futuristic clothing with a large H tattood on his forehead. Subject is believed to be a photon-based life-form and thus in his natural state completely intangible. Energy weapon 47-A is required to hinder him in any way but so far it's proven unessecary as his crippling need to be the center of attention has been all that was required to keep him on base. If personel can deal with his anal-attentiveness, cowardice, mysogyny, and severly inflated ego coupled with deep self-loathing they will find an incredible store of information.

Special Notes: We have no idea what "Smeghead" means but apperently it's an insult of high caliber.
632: Anonymous
Item# SCP-463

Special containment procedures: SCP-463 is held at Site GamaWest. Relocated after compromise of New York site in 2001. See document G-47 for manifest of relocations, sans SCP-026 that allegedly caused and was destroyed in the incident. Prior containment procedures of SCP-463 are maintained. Object SCP-463 kept under surveillance and security by plainclothes agents of at least Security Clearance Level 2 and a Myers-Kaufman Index of 4.5 or higher.

If any attempt is made to retrieve SCP-463 from it's enclosure, detain and harass. If detained subject is discovered to know the nature of SCP-463, proceed with termination protocols. As of the creation of this report, it is known that no intelligence about the existence of SCP-463 exists besides this document.

Description: SCP-463 appears to be a 1973 American penny. Analysis has shown that it is composed of an unknown alloy 1.5 times more dense than a standard penny of the same year.

SCP-463 is heavily scratched, tarnished, and corroded; but appears to be indestructible in Kranzinsky Tests. Any damage inflicted is slowly repaired while object is not under direct observation.
638: Anonymous
Immediate objects and lifeforms surrounding SCP-463 increase in performance, durability, and ability in subtle and varied manners. Agents transporting SCP-463 have reported experiences ranging from "feelings of peace and goodwill" to "escaping certain death" (Reports RX-0468983 through RX-0468995). Subjects knowing the true nature of SCP-463 did not receive these benefits, and in many cases an opposite outcome occurred.

These effects grow more noticeable and powerful over time. Source of SCP-463 was a model of health and could not be separated from SCP-463 without the aide of several outside sources.

Additional notes:
Current containment location trials successful as hypothesized. Every company residing in the site continues to report increasingly successful numbers. Workers in the building have lower rates of illness than average, and report a higher percentage of satisfaction with life than average. Agents having accessed information about SCP-463 at site report no significant changes.
644: Anonymous
>>447521

Item#:SCP-782

This item is the remains of the Quadrapole Mass Collider.

It was constructed from part of the engine core of SCP-636. Improvised exchanges of mathematics conducted with the occupant of SCP-636 enabled partial repairs to be performed on the core. It became clear that the core was involved in performing the spatial topology modification associated with the operation of SCP-636. However the occupant did not survive long enough for full understanding of the core to be achieved.

Details of the construction of the collider and the events surrounding its activation are covered more fully in Document #44-1.

In short, the collider was activated, but its operation was only a partial success. It constantly generates geometric and topological anomalies, mostly nuclear-scale black holes. These evaporate within a seconds, and are the source of the violent radiation emitted by the device. In addition, the device generates cosmic string type structures, magnetic monopoles, and occasionally very short lived wormholes. These latter were of course the primary goal during the planning phase, however as yet no stable traversable wormholes have been seen.

SCP-782 is magnetically suspended in an evacuated concrete chamber of 20 metres radius. Matter of any sort entering this region is rapidly torn apart to the sub-atomic level by the stream of spatial anomalies.

As expected, the device draws its own power from a built-in nanoscale structure, which is believed to tap in to the zero-point energy of the vacuum. This has meant that it has not been possible to deactivate the device.
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Anonymous
Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at
any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spraypaint. SCP-173 is animate extremely hostile.
The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking.
Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personal are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
14: Anonymous
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Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at
any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spraypaint. SCP-173 is animate extremely hostile.
The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking.
Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personal are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis
32: Anonymous
/x/ had a thread that got deleted with heaps of these.

get to archiving the SCP series /x/
38: Anonymous
>>446410
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series
50: Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at
any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spraypaint. SCP-173 is animate extremely hostile.
The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking.
Object is reported to attack by impaling the heart or by decapitation. In the event of an attack, personal are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of "swishing" air originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis
68: Anonymous
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I think this deserves an SCP.
80: Anonymous
Item#: SCP-008
Special containment procedures: SCP-008 samples are an extreme biological hazard and all related protocols apply. The quarantine period for operatives leaving the facility is 4 months proves a breach has occurred, there is political or military action that may result in the facility being dismantled, power failure or 0 communications from operatives or outside channels during any given 8 hour period.

Description: SCP-008 is a complex prion found stored in each of the known G2 sites. Research into SCP-008 is highly classified and primarily aimed at preventing research which may lead to the synthesis of SCP-008 in the distant future. Symptomatic functions of the SCP-008 prion will be given.

1: 100% lethality.
2: Transmission through exposed mucus membranes and all bodily fluids.
3: Not airborne. Not waterborne.
4: Symptoms are flu-like with high fever and severe dementia in later stages, a coma occurs approximately 20 hours after first symptoms appear and 12 hours after noticeable dementia occurs.
5: Post-coma, all bodily tissues assume their original functions at a reduced rate. SCP-008 infected blood cells increase oxygen storage capacity allowing slower blood flow and increased muscle endurance.
6: Conditionned behaviour, motor controls and instinctive behavioural mechanisms are maintained in humans whilst animals experience excessive brain necrosis.
7: Neutralising the subject involves destroying the brain.

There is strong evidence to suggest SCP-008 itself did not form naturally on earth since if this had occurred variants of similiar complexity would have displaced much of the ecosystem. In 1959 a short collaborative effort with the USSR to locate G2 sites and eliminate SCP-008 was negotiated following their discovery, the status of SCP-008 under the current regime is unknown.
104: Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
All right, I've got one.

Item#:SCP-051
Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-051 is kept on a small wooden table, tied down. Any personnel studying it are to maintain absolute silence while in its vicinity. Personnel are also advised to not look at the eye-holes for an extended amount of time.

Description: SCP-051 was put in the care of Site 34 in mid-1980. There is no viable theory toward its origin at this time. It is a 4’’ by 5’’ black-toned, apparently hand-painted ceramic mask. It is adorned with what seems to be 24 karat gold and two lavender ribbons. When approached by personnel, it reportedly speaks the names of the personnel, without said personnel’s name being mentioned near the mask beforehand.

The voice is different to every person; once out of the mask’s vicinity, each staff member has described hearing a different voice. It does not move its mouth; it apparently speaks directly to one’s mind. Personnel are not to respond aloud to hearing their name spoken by a foreign voice. Any acknowledgment of the mask’s voice, even indirectly, is followed by immediate death, either by lack of airflow, severe internal bleeding, etc. In one case, a researcher’s heart erupted from her chest.
110: Anonymous
Item#: SCP-018
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-018 is to be kept in a locked steel coffin at all times. Utmost care must be taken not to come into any physical contact with SPC-018. Nor should its contents ever be destroyed.

Description: Items said to have been part of The Dafoe Manor incident. The object serves as a channel through which a spirit possesses the soul of the person who touches it. Persons are said to be completely controlled by the rogue spirit and will become extremely violent and destructive.

Following the Clanbronwyn Incident, it was learned that the idol was in fact a channel to both the spirit of John Dafoe and Subject TALL MAN [Case File Chzo], granting powerful illusionary and paranormal powers.

At the suggestion of Agent Trilby, item is to be shipped to the Kennedy Space Station where preparations will take place to attach it to the Deep Space Exploration Probe Launch. And into deep space will the object hopefully remain till the ends of time.
128: Anonymous
Item#: SCP-254

Special Containment Procedures: SPC-254 should be handled with extreme care from a distance. Store under heavy compression at standard temperature, preferably in gallium or similar.

Description: Item SCP-254 is invisible to the naked eye. Magnetic resonance tests have shown that the basic shape of item SCP-254 is a perfect geometric sphere. It is believed that the item is the closest terrestrial equivalent to dark matter yet.

Item SCP-254 is to be kept under heavy compression at standard temperature in a room 16' by 16'. SPC 254 is believed to absorb objects that pass into it and recoup their general mass and shape into itself to grow bigger. It is drawn to objects with even the most minuscule mass. However, it cannot absorb elemental gallium, making it the most viable solution for storage.

All personnel planning to work on should be registered HP-29 hazard insured, and should, resources permitting, come no closer than 25 meters to SPC-254.
140: Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>447342

Maskfag here. Since you offered, I was thinking that there should be a mirror-based SCP, since /x/ apparently has a mirror fetish. Can't think of a damn thing for it, though.
146: Anonymous
Time to neutralise the GRIMDARK with COMPANIONLOVE

Item#: SCP-472

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-472 may not leave Private Washington Jr’s house of occupation unless in a medical emergency. In the event of item SCP-472 needing medical attention, SCP-472 is to be transported too MEDI unit #5 at Base Weeper. Medical staff must not make contact with any machinery attached to item SCP-472, as the purpose of the mechanisms is not yet known. Item SCP-472 is to be fed on a regular bases and must not be neglected. All research taken on discovering item SCP-472 device are to be performed by Private Washington Jr inside his house of occupation.

Description: Item SCP-472 is a Mallard duck recovered during the American occupation of Korea on the 4th of February 1952 by Private Washington Jr. An unknown device is attached too Item SCP-472 on its hindquarters by 5 strips of steel and bolts. The device cannot be separated from the duck without destroying the device. The device resembles a distorted sphere and has a wire connecting to the neck of Item SCP-472 from it. It is unkown if the Korea is connected SCP-472 in any way. The duck is generally docile and harmless.

Additional Information: Private Washington Jr is the legal owner of Item SCP-472. Until the device is separated from the duck, both are to be considered Item SCP-472. Private Washington Jr reports updates on the nature of Item SCP-472, which can be view by accessing his Public Account on the SCP server.
158: Anonymous
>>447375

Item#: SCP-409

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-409 must be kept sealed in the room at all times, and must be left face down at all times. The black protective should over its reflective surface is not to be removed at any cost.

Description: SCP-409 is a small, and from a distance, a rather nondescript, mirror. Upon closer inspection, the frame filled with intricately carved patterns that have no discernible meaning, but the language team insists it is some sort of foreign script. Small symbols are deeply engraved at intervals along the frame, which is composed of an unknown material resistant to most forms of corrosion or wear. The mirror oddly enough casts no shadow when light is applied to any portion of it.

Item SCP-409 is stored in a brightly lit room, but no monitoring or surveillance equipment is allowed within the room. No visual records of the item exist and to date are not permitted.

SCP-409 appears to cause severe mental instability when viewed directly and cause severe and sometimes fatal mental trauma when viewed indirectly, such as through a camera or photograph. Two subjects have observed the mirror's reflective surface, and according to the subject partner, gazing upon the mirror caused the viewer to be utterly horrified. Bleeding would occur through the eyes. Of specific note is that the second subject began screaming for many minutes, and forcibly unhooked his jaw during the scream. Both subject s died exactly 18 minutes after contact with the Item.

Conclusion: Autopsies report that both subjects brains had hemhorraged completely and nearly liquefied mere minutes after viewing the Item. Some coroners have speculated that the body was no longer controlled by the brain, but acted out of reflex or under the control of a separate entity. SCP-409 is deemed Extremely High Risk and is to be observed and monitored by a 10 person team at all times. All personnel must wear non reflective gear, at all times.
208: Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at
any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spraypaint. SCP-173 is animate extremely hostile.
The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking.
Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personal are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis
214: Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at
any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from meat with traces of Krylon brand spraypaint. SCP-173 is animate extremely hostile.
The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. It is suspected the subject is very shy in spite of its constant rage. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking.
Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personal are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of complaining originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown, but is suspected to be the subject. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
233: Anonymous
Item#: SCP-947
Special Containment Procedures: Zone labeled as SCP-947 has been evacuated under precept of radiological contamination. Five charges of 10 kilograms of plutonium were buried with a 25 kilometer radius of ground zero to create said activity should there be investigation by a civilian science team. Because of this, maintenance personnel must always wear radiological protection when entering zone SCP-947. No Unauthorized entry is permitted within 2 kilometers of ground zero and intruders are to be shot and their remains incinerated. Maintenance personnel is not allowed to remain at ground zero at night; failure to abide by this command will be its own punishment.

Description: Fault appeared in house in late 1980s. Nearby residents had been experiencing several symptoms, ranging from illnesses to mental degradation to death. Supernatural entity was identified on 06-05-27 after the residents of the house where the fault is located, referred to as ground zero, were found dead.

Nature and motives of entity are unknown. Though active at any time of day, it becomes most active at 3:00 AM. Electronic surveillance equipment left at ground zero show severe spatial anomalies appearing within the house between 3:00 AM and 3:30 AM. Reach of the entity extends if the fault is not regularly sealed with concrete. Fault reappears within 12 hours of sealing. Experiments have shown that the entity could extend its reach well into the entire quarantine zone if left to its own devices, and beyond.

Maintenance personnel is to go to the house at 12:00 PM every day to seal the fault with concrete. No fewer than 3 at a time must be together in the house. Remaining after night fall is strongly discouraged. Should a member of personnel find itself attacked by the entity, it is to be terminated with extreme prejudice, as it is believed the entity is seeking a host, though it has yet to find a compatible one.
239: Anonymous
>>447493


If not possessing a host, there is no known way of repelling the entity, other than extreme hostility.

The door below the basement stairs at SCP-947 is to remain closed at all time. Should maintenance personnel find it unlocked upon arrival, they are to leave SCP-947 and ask for further instructions from a commanding officer.
251: Anonymous
>>447569

We're just making them up at this point. We're using this wiki to collect them.

http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series
257: Anonymous
Is anyone working on a bit of canon for this? Section names, meanings of named procedures in documents? I'm working on a couple of SCP files and it'd cool if I could keep them internally consistent with the rest of the SCP's people have already made.

Nothing scarier than a story that follows its own rules.
264:
Not to my knowledge, but I've got every SCP I know if in a word document, being put in order, ao I could probably whip something up.
277:
Okay, here it is after a minute of quick whipping up!

Item#: SCP-XXX
Special Containment Procedures: PUT TEXT HERE, refer to the object as either Item XXX, SPC-XXX, XXX, Item SPC-XXX. Include a reference to any additional documents

Description: Come the fuck on, I don't need to describe this.

Additional date:
Do it however. A doctor's report in a personal manner, a cold military report, whatever. It all works here. If you need to put in a theory on it or whatever, here's probably best.


And that's it, that's the format most follow.
332: Anonymous
>> The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking.
WHAT? IT'S A BOO?
350: Anonymous
And before that single fag starts bitching, SCP-173 WAS the original SCP.
356: Anonymous
>>447056and>>447063here

http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-008

Am I doing it right?
362: Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at
any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spraypaint. SCP-173 is animate extremely hostile.
The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking.
Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personal are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
368: Anonymous
Some work should be done to clean up the format of the SCP series. For example, although many SCP documents refer to a security clearance level, some refer to this by number, some by letter.
A generally accepted format should be agreed upon for cases such as this, especially concerning referrals to specific protocols and security measures.
For example:
Security Clearance Level A: The general technicians who clear out the chambers, preform maintenance work, etc.
Security Clearance Level B: These are the officers/supervisors reading these documents, including the scientists studying the SCP Items.
Security Clearance Level C: The high-ranking officers with access to secure information, such as that to do with terminating personnel, etc.
380: Anonymous
How hard is it to post to the wiki? I tried a wiki once, and the formatting fucked up SO EVERY SINGLE PAGE LOOKED DIFFERENT. I have several SCP ideas... but I don't want to type them out onto /x/ without them being archived.
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Anonymous
Item#: SCP-9000+

Special Containment Procedures: Containment area must be fairly large for this creature is entirely made of over 9000. It should have one exit only, no other openings for escape, this creature is used to long sweaty nights infront of a computer so ventilation is not necessary, FBI Party v& should be parked outside of the enclosure's one exit at all times to deterr it's escape, on the offchance that SCP-9000+ does aquire the courage to run past the v&, the only way to halt it will be with a tazer, which all security employee's should carry, it will scream "Don't TASE ME BRO," but you should never let this stop you.

Because Anonymous, as SCP-9000+ is called by the staff...
Does not forgive.
and
Does not forget.
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SCPs 11: Anonymous
Old thread just got pruned, so starting a new one.

Wiki is at http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/Main_Page
28: Anonymous
Was posted shortly before the last thread died.

Item#: SCP-003

Special Containment Proceedures: Item SPC-003 must be exposed to a temperature no less than 35 degrees, and if at all possible above 100. In an emergency situation, it is advised the nearest attendants use body heat to keep SCP-003 above the critical temperature. Additionally, any attendant having to find themselves needing to use these methods are to immediately report for sterilization.

Description: Found with SCP-002 and SCP-001. See files for details as to circumstances. Object appears to be made of chitin, hair and nails of unknown biology, arranged in a configuration similar to a computer motherboard. Was found upon the stone tablet it currently resides upon. Removal from said tablet is unadvised except in case of emergency procedure above.

The origin of the runes on the tablet are of unknown dialect, and flicker with pale tones. These are considered benign effects of communication, and can be ignored.

Additional: During power surge on date XX-XX-XX, runes flickered in tones of red and yellow, and a noted increase in radiation across the spectrum increased in SCP-003's containment room. It is unknown if SCP-003 caused the power surge or if the surge caused this event.

Additional: Managed to link SCP-003 to SCP-1194 for analysis of functions. SCP-003 is now considered sentient and to be kept 1 km from SCP-002 and the resulting by-product SCP-2754 at all times
35:
>>448774
You'd better post up SCP-001, SCP-002, SCP-1194 and SCP-2754 as well.
47: Anonymous
Item#. SCP-363 Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-363 must be kept in a large enough cell to
accommodate it's size as well as SCP-360, SCP-361 and SCP-362s (See enclosed Document 56B for details),
currently located in Cell 82. Subjects prefer an environment with simulated wind. As a result, the electric fan
enclosed in Cell 82 is to be on for 5 hrs. during any given day. Subjects are generally docile and can usually
be approached by 1 - 3 personnel at once. Upon entering Cell 82 SCP 360, 361 and 362 may become amorous,
attempting to make physical contact with personnel. *PERSONNEL ARE ADVISED NEVER TO ATTEMPT TO
INDULGE IN PHYSICAL ACTIVITIES WITH SCP 360, 361 AND/OR 362.* A tested and accepted response is
to smile and bow one's head. Personnel who harbor fear or negative emotions should not enter Cell 82.

Description: Discovered in Royal Prussia, February 1454 during the Thirteen Years' War in the city of
Gdansk. It has never been seen without SCP-360, 361 and 362. Horns resembling tree branches sprout from
it's head, which is lacking in a lower jaw. Body texture has a silk quality, usually covered in a red substance
which resembles string. Red flower-like items seep regularly from it's 'mouth' and seem to have some kind of
connection with the branches on it's head. The small wings on it's back suggest it was once able to achieve
flight. 4 goat-like ears also appear on it's back with gold hoops pierced into the lower parts. Tears on ears
suggest it once had more. Cloth 'shoes' seem to be attached permanently to feet. Bandages on head are not to be
removed or touched in any way.

Enclosed Documents: Copy of Document SCP-360,361 and 362./Excerpt 978
53: Anonymous
>>448779
Well, I figured SCP-001 and/or SCP-000 would be the 'origin' pieces for the SCP list. So, sort of like the first holder item, you can't define them.

I'll happily work on the others, though.
59: Anonymous
??????????File :-(, x)
>>448824


Item#. SCP-360,361 and 362 Special Containment Procedures: SCP-360,361 and 362 must be kept in a large
enough cell to accommodate their size as well as SCP-363 (See enclosed Document SCP-363). When fed, personnel must manually hand SCP-360,361 and 362 food on plates. When observed, they are seen feeding SCP-363, keeping only a small portion for themselves. Upon entering Cell 82 SCP 360, 361 and 362 may become
amorous, attempting to make physical contact with personnel. *PERSONNEL ARE ADVISED NEVER TO
ATTEMPT TO INDULGE IN PHYSICAL ACTIVITIES WITH SCP 360, 361 AND/OR 362.* A tested and
accepted response is to smile and bow one's head. Personnel who harbor fear or negative emotions should not
enter Cell 82.

Description: Discovered in Royal Prussia, February 1454 during the Thirteen Years' War in the city of
Gdansk. It has never been seen without SCP-363. Subjects appear human-like in appearance with white
glass-like eyes. Marble helmets and muzzles must not be removed at any time. At no time should SCP-360,361
and/or 362 be removed from SCP-363.

Excerpt from Dr. Celia Merix's report after an attempt to separate SCP-360,361 and 362 from SCP-363: "Well, we wanted to see if 360,361 and 362 were dependant on 363. We put the 'girls' in a separate cell, completely identical to Cell 82. When the girls woke up and found 363 gone they started to make high-pitched whining noises and scratch around the cell on their hands and feet. Their features grew sickly and sticky red threads started to seep from their muzzles. We studied their behavior for a few more seconds before determining it was too dangerous to keep them apart for any longer. "
66:
>>448806
I'm working on it - going through the SCPs we have so far and figuring a starting point for them all.

I may have to create a couple more Keter-level objects, though (e.g. http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-176)
74:
SITE 19 STANDARD CLEARANCE LEVELS
LEVEL 0: Standard operating personnel. Personnel at this level are not permitted ANY contact with an SCP object; breach of this protocol will result in termination of the personnel involved.
LEVEL 1: Standard security clearance level for staff involved in the maintenance of a SCP object. Level 1 clearance is usually appended with the SCP the personnel have clearance for (e.g. 1/173)
LEVEL 2: Clearance level for staff involved in overseeing a SCP object. Appended with the SCP the personnel have clearance for, separated by a dash for those with clearance for multiple SCP objects (e.g. 2/173-847)
LEVEL 3: All general security staff for Site 19 or any other site housing a SCP object are required to have this level of clearance.
LEVEL 4: Command-level personnel.

NOTE: This security clearance structure is independent of any other military security clearance structure.
81:
NON-STANDARD SECURITY LEVELS
E: Temporarily affixed to the start of a security clearance (e.g. E1), this is used when a new SCP object has been discovered but is still in an unsecured or uncontrolled state. E-clearance personnel are tasked with bringing the SCP into effect and maintaining it. Once the SCP are in place and the object is secure, the E is removed and the personnel are given the appropriate number on the end of their clearance.

K: Denotes personnel involved with a Keter-level SCP. K clearance is also appended by the object the personnel are meant to work with (e.g. K/176). KETER LEVEL PERSONNEL ARE NOT PERMITTED DIRECT CONTACT WITH NON-KETER LEVEL PERSONNEL, REGARDLESS OF SECURITY CLEARANCE. KETER LEVEL PERSONNEL ARE NOT PERMITTED CONTACT WITH OTHER KETER LEVEL PERSONNEL ASSIGNED TO A DIFFERENT OBJECT.
94:
>>448873
They apply to all places where an SCP is kept - Site 19 seemed to be a common one, so it got labelled that.
100: Anonymous
Item#: SCP-002

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-002 is to remain exposed to a power supply at all times, to keep it in what appears to be a recharging mode. In case of power outage, then the emergency barrier between it and SCP-001 is to be opened, and the immediate area evacuated until power is restored. At that point, alternating bursts of X-ray and blue light will strobe the area until SCP-002 is re-affixed to a power supply and returns to recharging mode.

At no time must any individual attendant be left alone outside or inside SCP-002. If need be, attendants are encouraged to hold hands at all times to affirm there is another person present, and ignore any thoughts that would make them think they are in the room alone with SCP-002.

Description: SCP-002 was located with SCP-001 and SCP-003 and are considered to all be components of a larger device. See SCP-001 entry for location and circumstances of discovery. In appearance, SCP-002 seems to be a tumorous fleshy growth roughly with volume of 2000 cubic feet. An iron valve hatch on one side leads into its interior, which appears to be a standard low-rent apartment, complete with window looking out into the room, despite no such opening visible from the exterior. The furniture of said room, on close inspection, is made of sculpted bone, woven hair or other biological substances that all share the same DNA sequence.

Additional: As to date, SCP-002 has been deemed responsible for the deaths of 7 attendants. It has also in its time at the facility further furnished itself with 2 lamps, a throw rug, a television, a radio, a beanbag chair, 3 books in an unknown language, 4 children's toys, and what appears to be half a potted plant. Each time SCP-002 kills, new furniture appears. Testing on releasing animals into SCP-002's room has revealed nothing. Whatever process SCP-002 uses to convert live subjects into furnishings, it doesn't target unintelligent life.
113:
O5-x: Overseer-level clearance is given only to the directors of the SCP Project. The x indicates their number, ranging from 1 to 12 (e.g. O5-7). O5 personnel are permitted to access any and all data related to the SCP objects. However, due to the sensitive nature of their position, O5 personnel are not permitted to have any direct contact with a SCP object, nor may they enter any site housing a SCP object under any circumstances.
127:
Though I had an SCP-002 in the making... I approve of this. It's way better than my idea.
140:
>>448911
Technically, SCP doesn't have an end number like the Holders series.

Still, point made.
146: Anonymous
SCP could be potentially better than holders. None of that halfway house bullshit.
158: Anonymous
It'd probably be good to leave holes in the numbers. It'd be kind of annoying to have like super SCPs for the first few numbers [SCP-001---010] that have ridiculous conditions that need thousands of people to monitor at all times or something.
210: SCP-1337fag !bloodred 211:
>>448987
Alright, gimme a sec. The one I have is a SCP... and a story. Kind of.
217: Anonymous
>>448916
I was the one who originally suggested that they be made into a series. My suggestion was that we start with 173 and count down, with SCP-001 being the last one.

But now people seem to just be picking random numbers. :x
223: Anonymous
Theoretically, what would happen if someone walked in on SCP-173 while it was in mid-step? Wouldn't it fall over?
241: SCP-1337fag 256: SCP-1337fag 258:
OKay, be prepared for textspam. Also, tripcode in case of combo breakage

Item#: SCP-256
Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-256 is contained within a 10 foot cubical chamber, with two foot thick walls a mixture of brick and rubberized layers, with two coductive rods sticking out 7" from the walls to either side of the entrance. Entrance is restricted by a soundproof airlock. Chamber is to be constantly under surveillance by EMR device and video camera. Entry and surveillance is restricted to authorized personel only who have undergone surgical adaptation to resist the effects of SCP-256. To see a list of authorized personel, see document SCP-256b. Personel not on this list may enter if they are security clearance Level 3 or above, but must wear sound-canceling earphones. All personel must be stripped of all electronics, ferrous metals and conductive material. They are also required to wear a specially designed insulated and redirective bodyuit (HAZMAT-ELEC) which must be tested before wearing, before entrance, and after exit with a significant charge. A taser is supplied and is rated high enough for testing use. The only recording devices that may be present are paper and pencil. SCP standard office paper is suitable, but pencils must be without the metal retaining ring at the top.
264: SCP-1337fag 266:
Description: Moved to Site 76 on 3-2-07. Item# SCP-256 is similar to a typewriter in most respects, except that the keys are fixed in position, rather than connected to levers, and instead of a rollbar and most of the machinery that should be present, two concave copper discs stand on either end, facing inward. While invisible to the naked eye, EM readings show that a significant electrical charge passes between the several inches between the copper discs without any conductive medium. If any of the prohibited items are brought into the containment chamber, this current increases in both amplitude and voltage, eventually arcing out and striking the object in question. This is also the reason reinforced concrete was not used in the chamber's construction, the rebar seemed to agitate the artifact. It is unknown where the extra energy comes from, or even the initial current, as there seems to be no power generation source within SCP-256. If at any time this current oscillates more than the average peak of 26% on the EMR surveillance, all unauthorized personel regardless of clearance level must immeadiately evacuate the chamber. Those who fail to comply are to be terminated at once, again, regardless of security clearance.

For further information, see file 256c

>Open file 256b

Displaying authorization list

Agent 76-8947
Agent 76-3465
Agent 76-2456
Agent 76-8638
Agent 76-4634
Scientist 76-2464
Scientist 76-4363
Scientist 76-6521
Scientist 76-3215
[CLASSIFIED]
[CLASSIFIED]
[CLASSIFIED]
BaseCommand 0776-0103 *Deceased*
272: SCP-1337fag 280: SCP-1337fag 282:
>Access record Mary-Ann Waters

Mary-Ann Waters. Vitals under file MAW_1.
Suspected mother of Item# SCP-256

...

You have not accessed this terminal in three minutes. Do you require assistance?

>N

Acknowledged

>Access record Robert Waters

Robert Waters. Vitals under file ROW_1.
Suspected father of Item# SCP-256

>Access record James Turtle

James Turtle. Vitals under file JAT_1
Discovered Item# SCP-256. Claims to be romantically involved with Item.

>Activate security alarm 58B Override SysAdmin 76-4498
Security alarm activated. Security dispatched.

>Access 256c

Access denied. File rated for BaseCommand or higher.

> Access 256c Override SysAdmin 76-4498
288: Anonymous
Item#: SCP-565

Special Containment Procedures: UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCE IS ITEM SCP-565 TO BE EXPOSED TO EXTERNAL SOUND SOURCES. Item SCP-565 is to be secured inside a double-room to ensure maximum noise cancellation. The exterior room is to have all walls coated with 5 layers of sound proofing-foam of alternating density followed by a layer of toughened glass. In addition it has its own air filtration systems and a small video moniter displaying the interior of the room. The interior rooms itself is coated in 3 layers of sound-proofing foam as well as sound baffles and is supported on all sides by shock absorbing coils. The interior room's walls are coated with 1 foot thick toughened glass. Inside the room are 4 speakers that continuously emit white noise and a security camera that under no circumstances should be focused on SCP-565. All personnel that interact with SCP-565 must have specialy designed pacemakers to regulate heart rythm to within acceptable ranges, no other personnel are allowed to enter the inner room. No fewer than 3 personnel are allowed to enter the inner room and there must be at least 2 personnel stationed in the exterior chamber while personnel are present in the inner room. Under no circumstance are personnel allowed to touch SCP-565 longer than 13 seconds nor are any personnel allowed to be in the presence of SCP-565 for any longer than 31.6 minutes. Should either of these rules be breeched, the inner room is to be flooded with mercury gas and not opened for at least 17 hours, at which point the infected personnel will be extracted by containment team XCT-771 or XCT-772 and transfered to epsilon ward. Should SCP-565 turn bright yellow, all personnel to witness this are to be terminated. In the event of the destruction of the inner room for whatever reason, the exterior room is to be flooded with liquid mercury and NEVER OPENED AGAIN.
294: SCP-1337fag 296:
From: HR_76-5974
To: BaseCommand 76-1389

Let me officially give you congratulations on your promotion, General Trent. Its a sad sad thing that happened to your predesessor, but such is the way of things when working for SCP. Regardless, I looked into the various classified files that General Gerhart had under lock and key with your access codes, and found out some really suprising things about Item# SCP-256.

First off, the list of authorized personel are not surgically adapted in any way. In fact, many of them have never undergone anything more serious than the mandated physical. And civilians, tsk tsk. I can't even begin to understand why General Gerhart let them even know of the base. Containment agents have been dispatched to see how far their psychosis has progressed and how much they know, but from what I've found in the late General's personal files, he had them convinced this was some kind of hospital.

Second, as you may have guessed from the notes on the civilians and the highly classified paper manuscripts, the "authorized personel" seemed to believe quite vehemently that SCP-256 was once a young adult human named Elizabeth Waters, and has been somehow trapped in the artifact. Even the General was convinced, and the very fact that the BaseCommand was compromised by the item's delusions makes me worry about the entire facility. All personel on the "authorized" list have been placed under covert surveillance. It is unknown how far the item's control over them goes.
302: Anonymous
>>449052

Description: Discovered in a remote cavern along the coast of southern Peru in 1955, estimated to be several thousand years old from bones disocvered around it. Transfered to site 19 in 1998. SCP-565 is only visible when exposed to sound. SCP-565, when visible, is a pale blue-gray crystaline spheroid of approximately 8.539734 inches (21.690924 cm) in diameter with 13 spiny projections, all 22.459157 inches (57.046258 cm) in length. There is a small scar on the surface of the object and it appears to leak fine silvery sand composed of unidentified particles that appears to only expirience 7% of the effects of gravity. The excess sand is to be removed by weekly and shipped to omicron ward. SCP-565 reacts negatively to sounds over 40 decibels and sounds below the range of the human ear that are not human in origin. Personnel have reported that SCP-565 appears to tremble and shiver when presented with these sounds. SCP-565 reacts with extreme hostility to sounds that are above the human hearing range, sound over 70 decibels, and irregular or excited heartbeats and is able to "disintegrate" the source of the sound and surrounding matter, causing it to collapse in a pile of sand, however this ability cannot penetrate nor effect glass. How SCP-565 does this is unknown. When spoken to SCP-565 is reported to answer by changing the hue, brightness, and saturation of it's color in what appears to appears to be an analog to speech. Scientists have only managed to identify how SCP-565 refers to itself and how it refers to others thus far.
308: SCP-1337fag 310:
Third, there is information on the artifact that has not been made available in the report. Firstly, the variance on the EMR is remarkably similar to an oscilliscope's pickup of human voice. Apparently when SCP-256 starts its variance, it somehow starts producing audio with it. Second, the compromised personel write down in the manuscripts that the delusions claim to be in pain when metal is brought near it. After an audio recorder was brought into the room, the afflicted agents noted that the delusions ceased for several days, and when they resumed, they indicated that it nearly "killed" the artifact.

Needless to say, I cannot confirm or deny these rumors due to the security restraints on SCP-256, but I do not place crediability in them. Simply put, General, this was a coverup. Recommend immeadiate disciplinary procedures for all personel involved. In regards to SCP-256, I recommend research into power production. As long as the research personel observe the listed sound-blanking procedures, any possible audiotory contamination can be contained. There was no listed drop in power when the "little girl" "almost died", and more conductive material may serve to permanently supress the risk of the artifact. However, as per your new policy with advanced timetable on the destruction of destroyable SCP items, I have scheduled the item for a tentative destruction on 1-15-08.

Your viligant officier;
Edward Berstrom.
316: SCP-1337fag 324: SCP-1337fag 326:
You have not accessed this terminal in two hours. Do you require assistance?

***General Network Alert***
Warning, SysAdmin 76-4498 is to be terminated on sight. SysAdmin is armed and dangerous.

...

You have not accessed this terminal in three hours. Do you require assistance?

***General Network Alert***
Warning, Site 76 Lockdown initiated. All SCP rooms sealing.

***General Network Alert***
All Level 1 and 2 personel are to proceed directly to designated strongpoints and arm themselves. Follow direction of Level 3 personel.

***General Network Alert***
Explosion detected in Human Resources office. Security hase been dispatched.

...

You have not accessed this terminal in four hours. Do you require assistance?

...

System Override: Containment Protocol 289 has been temporarily suspended by: BaseCommand *1-0001

...

You have not accessed this terminal in five hours. Do you require assistance?
332: SCP-1337fag 334:
***General Network Alert***
BaseCommand 76-1389 has been relieved of duty by BaseCommand *1-0001. Access codes are now suspended.

***General Network Alert***
Site 76 Lockdown disengaged. Initiate reclaimation and SCP update process.

***General Network Alert***
Check arms back at designated strongpoints. Return to standard duties.

***General Network Alert***
SysAdmin 76-4498 is no longer pending termination.

...

You have not accessed this terminal in six hours. Do you require assistance?

...

System Override: Containment Protocol 289 has been rescinded. Authorization approved.

...

You have not accessed this terminal in seven hours. Do you require assistance?

>logoff

Does the black moon howl?

>logoff Override BaseCommand *1-0001

Goodnight, Landgrave.
340: SCP-1337fag 355: SCP-1337fag 363: Anonymous
Item #: SCP-432

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-432 is to remain in a locked container at all times. Personnel are permitted to enter the container one at a time during the following intervals - 0732-0813, 1012-1017, 1237-1345, 1815-1816,2328-2359. At no other time are any personell permitted entrance ; failure to comply will result in immediate termination if the violation does not result in either madness or death.

All personnel entering the container must maintain the following protocol: A helmet with a blacked out visor must be worn; this helmet will be official issue. Failure to comply will result in immediate termination if the violation does not result in either madness or death.

All instruments and clothing that enter the container must be destroyed upon completion of work ; failure to comply will result in immediate termination and severe criminal charges if any neglegence is found.

The container must be secured and externally monitored for any abnormalities by a second, trained staff member with SCL of at least level 2.

If any abnormalities are detected, the observing staff member must notifiy the commanding officer and not unlock the container under any circumstance. Class 4 containment protocol should be followed at all times.

Data harvesting must only occur during the interval of 1237-1345. All other intervals are too short to obtain any meaningful information and should only be used to monitor for noticable changes in the environment or the object. Any data gathered during any other interval should be immediately discarded as it has proven to be innacurate.

The container must be kept under constant video and audio survellience to confirm stasis in the environment and to prevent unauthorized access.
369: Anonymous
Description: Moved to site Alpha 45B. SCP-432 is of indeterminate origin and size. It is unclear whether or not the object is hostile. All attempts to videotape, photograph or otherwise analyze the object have returned conflicting data. Current reports show that its texture appears to be a mixture of wood, flesh and concrete, is roughly circular, malleable and hot to the touch.

The object appears to desire the gaze of any and all creatures that enter the container. Outside of the prescribed intervals, it is able to coerce any living being to look at it through some method of subliminal communication. No animal or human that has entered the container outside of these intervals has survived. During the intervals, no suggestion appears to be present, but the visor appears to be necessary to limit any temptation or accident. Any traces of the object left on any instrument have the same deleterious effect as the object itself, so any instrument or piece of clothing used in analysis must be destroyed upon exit. A medical examination to determine sanity is manditory upon exiting the container.
375: Anonymous
Effects: Any personnel who look at SCP-432 or its residue develop the following series of symptoms:

1-3 seconds of exposure, shouts of ecstasy and prophecy 4-7 seconds, a declaration about the nature of the godhead 8-10 seconds, a scream of pain 10-15 seconds, a flow of blood from the ears and eyes 16-24 seconds, stroke followed by death

No personnel recovered from the container after this brief exposure have been found sane during the required medical examination. All have requested to look at the object again. Under no circumstance should they be admitted entrance to the container.

Examination of the brains of the deceased have found massive damage to the occipital and temporal lobes.


SC4 LEVEL CLEARANCE ONLY

All declarations made regarding the future have proved correct and have proven to be an invaluable resource in our current campaigns; if an expendable unit will enter the container, damage his visor beforehand.
387: SCP-1337fag 409: SCP-1337fag 417: Anonymous
Creator of 002 and 003 here, continuing my attempts.

Item#: SCP-2754

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2754's celis composed only of non-metallic, non-organic polymer materials. SCP-2754 should be immersed in strong acid at all times (whenever possible, acid produced by SCP-2014 is perferable, but sulfuric acid also suffices), and illuminated with green light at least 16 hours a day, though to err on safety, 24 hour illumination is fine. Attendants are also all required to wear sanctioned green hazmat suits located outside of SCP-2754's cell.

Under no circumstances should any attendant address or interact with SCP-2754, no matter how desperate or shrill it becomes. To avoid this issue, regular inspection and testing should occur during periods of inactivity, and attendants are encouraged to cease all activity once SCP-2754 becomes active.

Description: Origins occured on-site during experimentation on SCP-003 using the analytical abilities of SCP-1194. It is suspected SCP-2754's core is a composite of the three scientists who executed said experiment.

SCP-2754, in its 'natural' form, is a mass of what appears to be organs of unknown biology or function, which constantly go through a process of growth and atrophy.

When submerged in acid, SCP-2754 is reduced to its core. A tumorous mass about 1' in diameter. Attendants claim that human-like features pass over it's surface. These are considered hallucinations and should not be encouraged or entertained.
430: Anonymous
>>449176
(clearance 4)

Additional: SCP-2754 has shown to attempt interaction with SCP-002 and SCP-003 at any chance, persumably to interface between the two and upload information contained in SCP-003 into the production womb of SCP-002. Under no circumstances should SCP-2754 reach SCP-002. This is a primary priority of facility 1. Repeat, no contact between SCP-002 and SCP-2754 should EVER occur.

Additional: It has been found that SCP-2754 cannot detect the color green, nor can it interact with any green object. Further study of other colors are required.
436: Anonymous
>>449176

Stop creating links between SCP objects, it's better without them and with the links it just seems like Holders 2.0.
443:
an introduction feel free to use it (with changes to number level etc)

LOADING...

WARNING: SECURE DATA Please enter auth. keycode for access

>********
Keycode verified. Hello Lt. Orland

>load SCPDAT

LOADING...


...OK!

ITEM ##SCP-047
#ORIGIN - UNKNOWN
#LOCATION - CONTAINMENT UNIT 158 SECTOR 8 SITE 19
#TYPE - PSUEDO-KETER - AMORPHOUS HOMINID


WARNING ITEM ##SCP-047 is a PSUEDO-KETER level object! access by non D level personel strictly controlled!

LEVEL 4 authorization or greater required for access to ancilary data in regards to ##SCP-047
449: Anonymous
To prevent 'holderfication', I say we individualize these more, like not have them all reference eachother or be from the same facility /organization. Even drop the 'SCP' designations all together and make up unique object "titles" and cataloging systems
455: Anonymous
>>449196
>>449240
Agreed. What made the first few of these cool was the vagueness. The more that gets established about the "SCP Universe", the gayer this whole thing gets. Remember what we learned from the fuckin Holders fgts.
461: Anonymous
the only thing the SCP series should have in common be the SCP number, the security references, and the whole vauge, disconnected style
468:
>>449283
YES. the cold clinical bare facts type thing written like a technical doccument is a must. the cross referencing of objects should be limited as much as possible and the only things that should state constant is the format, scp numbers, security data (which should be expanded slightly, i may work on that)possibly some locations housing lower level objects (eg the elusive "site 19")

also we need to make the containment info a tad more realistic, 10 meter thick concrete walls in a sphere with a CHAIN LINK FENCE inside it is kinda retarded. i suggest looking up actual hazmat containment stuff, yes led and concrete and reinforced glass are fine but keep it at least psuedo realistic
493: Anonymous
>>449291
As the writer of the Rimmer from Red Dwarf one, I'd like to apologize. 314 mentions a 497 that could be used relatively safely to get information on other SCP's. I like that 314 references another SCP and thought a harmless one would be kind of funny. Somewhere between my head and the screen it turned kind of gay. Worth mentioning on /x/ for a few lulz, but definitely not worth archiving.
513:
>>449312
yea, site 19 could hold alot of the "lower level" "safe" items different facilities for the larger more dangerous ones and adding other/competing organizations than the SCP would be cool esp if we add a hint of espionage/info leaks etc much like black mesa/aperture science

/triton out
519: Anonymous
??????????File :-(, x)
Item#: SCP-200

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-200 is to be kept in its case at all times unless being studied. If removed from the case, personnel must be wearing sound-proofed ear protection. All openings in SCP-200 must remain sealed unless in use. SCP-200 can only be used for one minute at a time before it must be re-sealed for a minimum of one hour.

Description: SCP-200 resembles a typical brass-coloured French horn, except that it is composed of a glass-like material that is resistant to shattering. SCP-200 is capable of generating sound at a wide range of resonant frequencies; testing has shown that the soundwaves from SCP-200 are capable of matching the resonant frequencies (and consequently damaging) any physical structure that the sound comes into contact with. SCP-200 is capable of producing the resonant frequency effect with any air movement, including ambient air currents; the stronger the air movements, the more pronounced the effect.
531: Anonymous
Alright. I'll stop trying to interconnect my attempts. I was trying to use some of the SCPs as general tools that could be used to neutralize the others, but I understand where you guys are coming from.
568: Anonymous
Came up with this.

Item#: SCP-223

Special Containment Procedures: Object must be contained within an entirely nonmetallic facility no less than 1 Km from any civilian-accessable area. Personnel are required to surrender all metallic objects or electronic devices of any sort before entry is allowed. Personnel with implants (pacemakers, etc.) or eyeglasses are not to be admitted, and must undergo no less than four consecutive checks for anything metallic on thier person before being admitted entry to facility. Object it to be contained in a room seperated from the rest of the facility. No air traffic is allowed within a radius of 3 Km. Violators of the air traffic policy are to be terminated. Light is to be provided either via combustion or chemical reaction- electrically powered lighting does not function within a radius of 1.07 Km of object.

Description: Unremakable iron claw hammer, apparently well used. Head and handle are fashioned from the same piece of iron. Standard and unremarkable 1992 penny is attatched to the side of the head. Object placed in the care of Site 72 on March 14, 2005. Origins are unknown. Object exhibits extraordinarily strong magnetic field, affecting even nonmagnetic metals. Nonmetallic objects appear to be unaffected. Effect increases at an exponential rate as proximity to object decreases. All attempts to seperate penny from object SCP-223 have been unsuccessful (approximately 34,000 pounds of force were applied- penny was moved from it's original position by 1.47 millimeters). Maximum effective range of object is unknown but has been observed as far as 1.16 Km away.
580: Anonymous
I think mine might be a bit to bland or revealing about the item in question, but meh.

Item #: SCP_447
Object Class: Trinity (scientific)
Threat Posed: Moderate
Usefulness: Moderate (theorized extreme, see ref. 451-33N)
Control Difficulty: Moderate-Intricate

Special Containment Procedures: SCP_447 must be sealed in a magnetically oscillating tungsten container unless actively being worked upon by technicians. The cell housing SCP_447 must be kept clear of all inorganic objects with a mass of more than 3.72 kg and all objects that receive radio signals between 25.3 and 257 MHz. Additionally any storage cell is to be constructed of 3 meters of topsoil contained between 0.5 meters of red clay. In the event of a containment breach all technicians currently inside the cell should remain as still as possible and wait for 447 to cease any perceivable movement, at which point they are to exit the cell in an orderly fashion and seal the exit in accordance with hazard containment protocol 13N.4.
586: Anonymous
>>449426
Description: Recovered from the ruins of site 117-3L, SCP_447 (ref. 203-11R) appears to be a rapidly moving mass of prismatic liquid that tends to assume a roughly spherical shape regardless of external pressures. When contacted with any inorganic matter of sufficient mass 447 absorbs the matter and converts it into a combination of high energy (Gamma) radiation and kinetic energy in a roughly 16000:1 ratio. The radiation seems to be a byproduct of the matter conversion, while the kinetic energy is manifested as a rapid movement in what appears to be an arbitrary direction, the only constant during tests being that it absorbs any additional inorganic material in its path, regardless of mas. Its inability to convert organic matter is, as yet, unexplained.

Research associate notes:Item can be used to destroy some previously thought indestructible inorganic artifacts, though small scale tests should be used to first ascertain reaction parameters. Extreme caution should be used before attempting destruction of artifacts with SCP_447, and authorization from base commanders of all applicable stations must be attained before any such attempt.
610: Anonymous
I'm no writer, so I'm not even going to attempt to make one of these. I just think it would be hilarious to have one of the SCP items be that Phantom Zone mirror that Zod, Ursa, and Non were trapped in prior to the 1978 Superman movie. It doesn't necessarily have to have any evil Kryptonians in it, but it could pull in anybody who touches it without protection of some kind, or some other crazy stuff, you know. Go nuts!
616: Anonymous
Item#: SCP-028

Special Containment Procedure:
The containment cell for SCP-028 is an airtight environment, kept in a near vacuum state. Its surrounding observation chambers and facilities wing are to remain in a state of overpressure. The cell??s self contained ventilation system monitors this, as well as being equipped to flood the chamber with normal atmospheric gas. Said gas is to be cycled through said chambers internal furnace and chemical filtration chamber before being bottled and disposed of conventionally, every hour on the hour. SCP-028 is to remain at all times immobile. Personnel assigned to SCP-028 are all to have overt and preferably untreated Ichthyosis.

Any personnel entering the cell are to wear fully sealed HAZMAT suits rated for biological contamination, if observations demand that the cell be pressurized. Preferably, all observations and experiments are to be conducted only while wearing a fully sealed hard pressure suit in a depressurized environment.
622: Anonymous
>>449452
Description:
SCP-028 is a roughly 10cm long, 5cm wide ovoid gray object, weighing in the realm of 2.25kg. It is constantly covered in an exceptionally fine white powder, or spores, that confound more precise measurements. The surface of the object is pitted with circular depressions averaging roughly a centimeter across. SCP-028 reacts to pressure much like a kitchen sponge, taking indentations easily and displaying a remarkable modulus of elasticity. Spores are generated constantly, regardless of access to raw materials, and must be cleansed on the hour through the above procedure.

Spores react violently with animal and plant matter, causing rapid and deep keratinization of any exposed tissue. The effect of a single particle has been seen to completely desiccate twenty pounds of tissue, and is potentially lethal. Affected tissue in animal studies has lead to rapid death.

Weaponization of SCP-028 discarded under cause: UNCONTROLLABLE.

SC4 LEVEL CLEARANCE ONLY
Any personnel exposed to SCP-028??s keratinizing effects are to be terminated immediately and incinerated by security personnel following NBC guidelines. Contaminated human tissue rapidly converts into more airborne spores. Workers already overproducing keratin are more likely to react extremely to exposure, reducing the probability of exiting the facility once contaminated.
628: Anonymous
>>449032You do not approve of this?
My approval is irrelevant. I mean it's not what I had in mind, but I don't wanna rain on anyone's parade. After all, I've never even contributed an SCP-### myself. I don't have much inclination toward it, so I have no place to judge.
652: Anonymous
Item#: SCP-076A

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-076A is not to be removed from the room it is held in without level-4 clearance. When personnel must enter the room of SCP-076A, only one person may enter unless an emergency occurs in which SCP-076B must be destroyed. Under normal circumstances, SCP-076B may be removed from SCP-076A. However, the former is to be returned to the latter before personnel leaves the room. In the event that SCP-076B becomes hostile, please observe Protocol 076-2BA.

Description: Found in the Kanto region of Japan, moved to Site 19 September 29, 1998. Item SPC-076A is a hinged spherical container about four inches in diameter, made of an unknown polymer. A grey button on the seam opposite the hinge opens SCP-076B. Item displays many anomalous physical properties, the causes and implications of which are not yet fully understood. The area inside SCP-076A seems to be much larger than the item's volume; the interior area is at least a cubic meter but has not yet been fully measured. SCP-076A only seems able to store organic matter, and all attempts to fill it with water to guage its capacity have failed.

Additional notes: See SCP-076B
658: Anonymous
Item#: SCP-076B

Special Containment Procedures: Item must be kept in SCP-076A when neither are being studied. SCP-076B must never be in the presence of more than one person; past experiences involving multiple people have lead to hostility from SCP-076B. Protocol 076-2BA is permitted should SCP-076B become hostile.

Description: Found in the Kanto region of Japan, moved to Site 19 September 29, 1998 along with Item SPC-076A. SCP-076B is a fully animate inorganic lifeform resembling a crudely sculpted statue, weighing 662 lbs. Body of creature resembles a boulder or geode of unknown composition. Lab tests performed on mineral samples from the creature show that its skin is electrically nonconductive and impervious to fire, although it hates water. SCP-076B exhibits at least ape-level intelligence, and it even seems capable of crude speech, but its vocabulary seems very limited. It can only say "golem," although it understands (and rarely obeys) most commands spoken to it.

Additional notes: See SCP-076A
670: Anonymous
SCP is a pretty cool guy. eh secures scary shit and doesnt afraid of anything.
676: Anonymous
>>449567

Item#: SCP-173

Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate, extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
682: Anonymous
Item#: SCP-527

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-527's containment cell is to be monitered at all times by at least 5 peronnel that have passed class B-4 psychological examinations and class C-7 fitness examinations and armed with submachine guns. All personnel in the room are to be monitered via surveiliance camera and it is recommended that additional personnel be stationed in the adjacent veiwing room should a powerful occur. All personnel assigned to moniter the artifact are required to wear a restraint harness during their 4 hour shift, with at least 12 hours of rest before taking another shift. In the event of abnormal behavior such as extreme desire to approach the artifact or flee from it, the room is to be flooded with nerve gas. Should the number of personnel within the room fall below 5, the room is to be flooded with nerve gas. Should no personnel be present or alive during the active phase of the artifact, the room is to be hermetically sealed and not accessed for at least 27 days. The personnel assigned to moniter SCP-527 are to inspect anything attempting to exit the artifact. All personnel exiting the artifact with out a valid ID code laser-etched on to the back of their neck are to be terminated on sight.

Personnel must have security clearance of at least 2 in order to interact with SCP-527. All personnel intending to interact with SCP-527 are their laser etched on to the back of their neck and wear a vest that will deliver a fatal electric shock that can only be deactivated in the preparation room outside the cell. Attempting to prematurely remove the vest will result in termination. All personnel interacting with the artifact have a one hour time limit, failure to compley will result in termination.
688: Anonymous
>>449587
Description: SCP-527 appears to be a glass door with an attatched metal frame with a solid back when viewed firsthand. When viewed through a medium such as glass or through a video or picute, the artifact appears to be a solid block of metal. The artifact is known to have moderate to strong powers of suggestions and has been known to either incite curiosity or fear to those in its pressence longer than one hour, and can cause severe mental trauma to those exposed to it for longer than 6.11 hours. The door is able to be opened and even entered as it connects to extra-dimensional space. The otherside of the door connects to what appears to be a large hotel of at least 50 floors, however the 13th or 4th flood cannot be accessed by any means. Exiting the hotel is not possible by any means. The hotel is inhabited by at least 60 people originating from different time periods and locales. All of the inhabitants know the nature of the hotel and each and every one of them seem content to remain there, and all efforts to remove them have met with bemusement. Every 13 days door enters what has been dubbed its active state for 13 hours. During these 13 hours personnel outside the door report hearing screams and can be visibly noticed by the sudden splattering of blood on the inside of the door. All personnel who are within the door during this period are to be assumed lost.
694: Anonymous
This is what I have so far. How am I doing?

Item#: SCP-216

Special Containment Procedure: SCP-216 is to be kept in its original container, at least seven miles from the surface or six miles from any location with human activity. The room where SCP-216 is kept must be earthquake, shock and temperature resistant, and be constantly lit.

Description: Discovered in an abandoned chemical research facility, location classified. SCP-216 is a bright orange substance, and extremely unstable. Any slight movement of the substance, change in light or temperature increase/drop will result in SCP-216 overloading, which it will first explode, then release toxic fumes, become more acidic than it previously was, and gain an attraction human beings, due to its attraction to water.
Research as to the chemical makeup of SCP-216 has been futile, due in large part to its unstability and highly complex molecular structure.
700: Anonymous
>>449588
After the 13 hours has expired, the blood dissappears from the door and can once again be accessed, however the hotel appears badly damaged with unidentifiable bodies in varying states of dismemberment strewn around. The regular inhabitants can be found amongst the bodies. Access to the 13th and 4th flood is possible during this time, however no personnel have ever returned, however video footage has been recovered though all footage appears blank though audio is available (see files SCP-527/D788-8123-33). Within another 3 days, the hotel will have returned to normal, with all the inhabitants alive again acting as if nothing ever happened. [CLASSIFIED], [CLASSIFIED], and AGENT#09-7773 can be found within the door.

FILE SCP-527/D788-8123-33
{begin audio}
Unknown: Where the hell am I?
<scream>
Unknown: What the... what the hell is that?
<unidentfiable gurgling>
Unknown: GET AWAY FROM ME! GE...
<scream>
<crash>
Unknown: fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck GET OFF MY LEG AAAAAAGH
<hacking noise>
<wet slupring noise>
Unknown: ..otta get thi...ack...lab...ant make it...oddamm it wha...uge...
<loud crash>
{end audio}
718: Anonymous
??????????File :-(, x)
Item#: SCP-900

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-900 is to be kept in an uninsulated wooden box impregnated with eucalyptus oil. If needed, SCP-900 is to be taken out and washed before use. SCP-900 must not be touched with bare skin unless being used. All personnel interacting with SCP-900 must register their blood type.

Description: SCP-900 is a large, uncut fire opal mined from Coober Pedy. SCP-900 currently remains in Coober Pedy; removing SCP-900 to a non-arid environment renders it dormant. When handled by bare skin, SCP-900 exudes a constant, slow flow of clean, sterile blood. The blood exuded matches exactly to the blood type of the handler.
736: Anonymous
What does SCP stand for?
760: Anonymous
/r/ing bel-air SCP
766: Anonymous
If there's already a SCP-988 just change it to whatever number. Edit it to fit if you see any
flaws. Also, look up some stuff on the origin. I did some history stuff.
Item#: SCP-988

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-988 is to be stored in a soundproof, unlit chamber
20 meters wide and 50 meters tall. Inner walls are to be made of limestone, 4 yards thick, outer walls preferably a strong alloy. Temperature in the chamber must be below 216.333 K at all times. If temperature reaches above 238.21 K commence operation 83F. Only single agents allowed in chamber at any time, must wear heat suppressing suit. Food is to be transported in a heat suppressing container and opened remotely from observation center after agent has placed the container and out of chamber.

Description: 988 is a winged creature with two claw-like arms. Item's head emits bio luminescence similar to ceratias holboelli. Has no visible facial features until item senses
heat. When item senses heat, 988's head opens and emits a shriek that's frequency shreds
through most materials. Sedimentary rock has proven most resistant. Attempts to study the
sound after being prerecorded has resulted in the death of 6 scientists. Item's skin is opaque and pale. 988 feeds through a separate hole located on its chest. No excrement has been expelled by SCP-988.

Origin: Cave in North-East Ridge of Mt. Everest, discovered by George Mallory and Andrew Irvine on June 8th of 1924. Remains disposed of. Cameras destroyed. Bodies replaced by lookalikes.

Additional: Scientists must study the sound's frequency and wavelength. Clip is to not be
actually played under any circumstances.

Audio Clip R20//:788-792
*ACCESS RESTRICTED TO SECURITY CLEARANCE LEVEL 3 PERSONNEL*
772: Anonymous
Item#: SCP-70
Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-70 should be kept at least 20 metres underground in a hermetically sealed lead chamber. There should be no possibility of the server within gaining connection to another server through radio waves or hardline.

In the event the containment chamber is breached the explosive charges lining the rock walls of the chamber should be detonated ensuring full destruction. Once a week Level-2 personnel should check the wire linking the charges to the detonator ensuring that a full detonation is possible. At all times should the charges be hardwired to the detonators preventing jamming from SCP-70 preventing radio signals. All Level-4 personnel on base will have the codes to detonate the charges.

Description: Item SCP-70 is a computer mainframe recovered from an US Air Force R+D base which appears to have been intentionally destroyed from within. When US Army personnel reached the base very little remained of the labs, among the few surviving items was SCP-70. SCP-70 appears to be a server mainframe housing what is believed to be a semi- or fully sentient machine AI.SCP-70 was believed to have been created by the USAF in an attempt to unify command structure in the event of a nuclear conflict allowing communication through both satellite and hardlines underground in case of an high altitude EMP knocking out satellite communication.

Addendum: Item SCP-70 is believed to be one of the last projects undertaken on this base and was listed under the codename "Skynet". The destruction of the R+D base has been pinpointed to 30 minutes after SCP-70 was brought online.
778: Anonymous
To all Keter-Level Personnel currently at work within the SCP project.

Earlier today this report was handed to an embassy official in Moscow.

All embassy staff are now quarantined and undergoing Personality Debrief to ensure silence is maintained.

Please be on the lookout for any suspicious behaviour in your staff.

????? ? ??????????????? FSB ? ????? 19
Through our infiltration of US Military command channels it has come to our attention that there is increased activity around the designated area "Site 19". We are as yet unable to determine what lies within Site 19 but from the language and behaviour of the personnel involved we have come to the conclusion that it is a possible R+D base for proscribed warfare and as such is now a national security issue.

We recommend more action is taken to infiltrate staff into Site 19. We have managed to get several level 2 designated personnel into the base but within a few weeks all communication was severed and what little we gained was useless and seemed both superstitious and impossible.

Further we also recommend the construction of our own R+D base in the siberian wastes in the attempt to counter what we believe may be proscribed research.

Yuri Aleksandrov,

Chairman of FSB.

????? ? ?????.

???????? ??????????????????. ????????? ?? ?????? ? ????????? ?????????? ????????.
790: Anonymous
Congratulations, /x/. You've fucking ruined it. Another good idea fucking ruined by a bunch of no-talent newfags trying to make an e-name for themselves. The uniform tone that was critical the SCP's has been fucking raped to hell and back. Half of these sound like some fucking scary story bullshit concocted around a campfire, there is no tone of officiality or vagueness at all.

Fuck, I hope you're satisfied, /x/...
796: Anonymous
Item#: SCP-420

Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-420 is stored at Site12 at all times. It must remain in operation until the point it is rendered inert or is destroyed. Site12 is a multi-floor concrete facility fitted with opening ceiling sections in order to place SCP-420. A minimum threat level of 1 is to be adhered to at all times. Site12 has a permanent staff of over 100 scientists and 14 Marine teams varying in their missions from Diplomacy to Recovery & Evac.

Description: SCP-420 is a set of twin vertical standing rings of unknown composition. Inner ring is non-stationary an consists of 39 symbols identified by [CLASSIFIED] as constellations. Outer ring is stationary. Discovered in 1928, SCP-420 was relocated to Site12 in 1997.

Personnel using SCP-420 are to be medically examined after use, and any foreign artifacts are to be quarantined and eliminated. Any personnel who have been mentally altered after using SCP-420 are to be restrained and following psychological investigation shall be terminated if deemed a threat.

The material SCP-420 is made of is not found on Earth. It is a quartzite metal of undetermined origin, it is both very strong and very conductive.

The shock-absorbers placed around SCP-420 are not to be removed except during replacement. Any activity from SCP-420 would result in damage to Site12, and the possible loss of personnel.

SCP-420 so far has helped produced much which Earth has found useful, but it it's first three recorded operations produced only one benefit, and a large number of drawbacks, resulting in at least 1 friendly death and a number of casualties.
808: Anonymous
Item# SCP-704

Item SCP-704 must be kept in a monochrome room, using filtered lights to allow as little color saturation as possible in SCP-704's surroundings. Personnel must wear clothing devoid of any color, i.e. shades of gray. Dulling visors should be worn by personnel at all times to filter out all color from their vision. Personnel who suspect a failure of equipment safety should immediately close their eyes (no matter what dangers appear to be nearby) and attempt to leave the vicinity of SCP-704.

Moved to Site 19 in 1998. Tests on SCP-704 have revealed that it is floral in nature, but possessing internal structures not found in any other living being to date. Under ideal containment, the item appears as an ordinary, if pure white and somewhat overgrown, flower with strangely alien petals. Initially found under ideal circumstances (a dark, dully-painted room), upon first exposure to a colored background, SCP-704 immediately began emanating strange sounds and quickly assuming bright, constantly-changing colors (see note 1). Additional tests were required before Special Containment Procedures could be utilized effectively, resulting in the loss of 9 SCP personnel in the meantime.

Exposure to SCP-704's effects has caused extreme psychosis at least, and massive cerebral hemorrhaging and death at most.

Note 1: while most personnel exposed to SCP-704's effects were incapacitated or killed too quickly to be questioned, small amounts of data have described the strange sounds as sounding at first like psychedelic music that quickly progresses into a discordant cacophony and then "demonic" roars. The visual effects seem to include strange delusions, or sights never previously seen by the human eye or mind: indescribable colors and visions; aberrant, frightening, or "hellish" creatures; etc.
815:
What we need is to come up with 2-3 formats for the doccuments, a standard SCP format a ??? format, probably a chinese one and a middle eastern one too. the russian stuff from
>>449407and
>>449411
is good. ill start writing out the stuff i mentioned last night this afternoon
821: Anonymous
someone please explain what all this SCP stuff is about?
845: Anonymous
>>449901
Oh, okay. Here, begin with the original. That's what inspired people to write the rest of these.
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series
Afterwards, make or suggest your own.
857: Anonymous
Only because I'm a huge fan of the book:

Item#: SCP-972

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-972 is to be sealed in its chamber at all times. Any personnel entering the chamber for routine maintenance should do so in groups of no less then three persons, and must be accompanied by a security team to prevent personnel from entering Item SCP-972. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCE IS ANYONE ALLOWED TO ENTER SCP-972, SCP-972 is to be strictly monitored at all times via CCTV. Any change in state of SCP-972 (as per Description, below) is to be reported to personnel with Level 4 security clearance IMMEDIATELY. Personnel who monitor SCP-972 are to abstain from any form of electronic communication, especially computers, while on watch.

Description: SCP-972 is a perfect metallic sphere of presumably extraterrestrial origin. It is a polished metal sphere, presumably hollow, with no apparent openings of any kinds. The only known markings are three nondescript grooves of no apparent meaning, which will shift positions periodically.
863: Anonymous
(SCP-972 CONT'D)

NOTES: SCP-972 was discovered (or rather, rediscovered) 21JAN1988 in the South Pacific Ocean, in an aircraft of apparent [CLASSIFIED] origin, built in the year [CLASSIFIED]. The coral covering said aircraft puts its age at over 300 years old. The most plausible theory for this contradiction is that the spacecraft arrived here by means of [CLASSIFIED]. The routine USN investigation into the destruction of Habitat 7 near the discovery site [see report DSDH7-1981.7439F] led to its revealing. Initial reports from the survivors of the Habitat's destruction conflicted with the state of not only the habitat itself, but of SCP-972 and its immediate location as well [see Report DSDH7-1987.7493F-Interviews: Johnson, Adams, and Halpern). According to this fragmented yet reliable testimony, SCP-972 is a hollow object and is accessible. Although none of the three witnesses seems to remember exactly how to access the SCP-972, tests are underway.
881: Anonymous
Item#: SCP-827

Special Containment Procedure: Item SCP-827 is to reside in a cell meeting, or exceeding, SCP-ANSC0018 standards for radiological contamination. The containment cell must have an uparmored airlock, to ensure that SCP-827 does not slip past any working party that enters. The cell should be no closer than one hundred meters to any frequently traveled throughway. Conventional video surveillance of SCP-827s cell will be ineffective, however broad spectrum and infrared monitoring will show the subject.

SCP-827 is to be considered hostile, and interaction is heavily discouraged. Any personnel who are to interact with SCP-827 are required to wear standard HAZMAT radiological protection with SCBA. They are to be equipped with Geiger counters and radiation badges, and are to be instructed in a redundant matter as to dangerous radiation doses before entry. Ambient radiation varies; the maximum stay should not exceed five minutes, unless personnel are considered disposable or are scheduled for eventual termination, in accordance with SCP-21734 bylaws.
887: Anonymous
Description: Item SCP-827 is a type 884E entity captured via magnetic harness in the Foxtrot region of the Nevada Test site. It is thought to be a direct result of the Operation Plumbbob, possibly the Hood shot.

It has been known of since 1970, but was not transferred to Site 19 until February 17 of 2006, due primarily to technological restraints.

SCP-827 has exhibited a strong desire to wander, and antidotal evidence has shown that it may be responsible for contamination and killings in various parts of the Nevada Test Site. It is to be contained at all costs, until a permanent method of disposal is discovered. It is to be considered a flight risk, and it is to be considered aggressive. It has, on numerous occasions, emitted far higher levels of radiation and X Rays than what it continually displaces. This is believed to be either a defense mechanism or a form of attack. It is near invisible to the naked eye, and shows signs of sentience and intelligence.

If SCP-827 escapes, it is strongly recommended that it is left unmolested until it can be magnetically apprehended, as its radiation spikes may damage important structures, personnel, or containment facilities.
935: Anonymous
Item #SCP-146

Special Containment Procedures: Item 146 is currently being displayed in the reception area of Facility 12. Personnel assigned to front office duty are advised to keep watch on SCP-146 when visitors enter, especially if the visitors are unscheduled. No attempts should be made to stop visitors from interacting with SCP-146, though superiors with at least level 3 clearance are to be notified.

Description: Item 146 is a blade approximately 95cm long. The item is embedded in a rough block of granite such that only 3.5cm of the blade is visible below the handguard. Blade surface appears untanished and polished, despite estimates of the item's age. Attempts to remove Item 146 from the embedding material have so far proven impossible.

A cease on testing of SCP-146 and its movement from site EL023 were ordered following Executive Order Z-901.
978:
Okay guys, I don't think we need any more SCP's that require sound-proof containers. And try to think of some more that aren't spheres. This is starting to sound like HOLDER OF FLAME HOLDER OF EMBERS HOLDER OF FIRE HOLDER OF THE BLAZE, That scalpel is object 24363225
990: Anonymous
Item#: SCP-819

Special Containment Procedures: For safety reasons, Item SCP-819 should be stored in any completely airtight and oxygen-evacuated area. At no time must oxygen make contact with the skin of Item SCP-819, so an airlock is also required. Personnel entering the Item's holding area should first be wearing standard-issue breathing apparatus. Should the oxygen tanks of any personnel be breached while inside the chamber of Item SCP-819, the inner airlock door will be opened, but the outer door will be locked down for a minimum of 3 hours. Once the 3 hours have expired, all remaining personnel inside the airlock will be released. There is no minimum or maximum limit for personnel. There is no minimum or maximum time limit for being inside the chamber.

Description: Moved to Site 7 April 10, 2002. Found in an unspecific location in the Pyrenees mountains. SCP-819 resembles a small fleshy sac approximately the size of a handbag, with several slits along each side that scientists are fairly convinced act as gills. When SCP-819 "breathes" in oxygen, it converts it into an anomalous gas and immediately exhales the gas in a large puff. Any human or animal that inhales the gas will show no symptoms for fifteen minutes to an hour and a half, but afterwards their abdomen will swell up and burst in a matter of seconds via a mechanism that is yet undetermined. The victims usually die instantly. The strange gas exuded by SCP-819 tends to convert back to oxygen after a short period of time, making study of the chemical makeup difficult.
996: Anonymous
>>450011
Addendum: It should be noted that the victims of the gas release an entirely fresh batch of gas once they are killed by it. It is recommended to keep a safe distance from anyone who is suspected to be affected by SCP-819.
1008: Anonymous
What makes this win is how different each one is from the last. The Holders series, while creepy for the first few you read, eventually becomes so formulaic that all its scary potential is gone.

Working on my own SCP now.
1014: Anonymous
>>450084
These have a clear formula, although it does not bind the writers imagination very much. I suggest that there be a SCP-XXX page in the wiki, but without a link to it on the index page. Should any writer unknowingly write an otherwise good piece but in the wrong style, they could be guided to the instructional page.
1020: Tips for writing SCPs 1022:
* Keep it clinical, detached and orderly. This is a report, so keep to the format. Computer logs are an okay deviation, but try not to do anything else. Don't forget to check your spelling.

* Try to find a picture for them too, where possible. Granted, not all of them can have pictures (SCP-176), but some would benefit from them.

* They don't all have to be at Site 19. SCP-200, for example, is somewhere in Outback Australia. Get some foreign ones going.

* Don't go overboard on the containment procedures. Hideous drains on resources without a corresponding threat is poor, so don't overdo it. Every part of the procedure MUST have a reason behind it (see SCP-017, SCP-091 and SCP-847 for good examples of this).
1028: Anonymous
Item#: SCP-777

Special Containment Procedure: All personnel entering the containment cell must change into pocketless, sealed jumpsuits. All personnel except those intending to interact with the artifact are required to wear puncture-resistant gloves. Any personnel entering without the jumpsuits are to be terminated. All personnel leaving the chamber are to undergo a full body x-ray, and full body cavity search if required. Level 3 personnel are required to supervise the transfer of SCP-777 to gamma facility for testing once a week. The artifact is to be placed in a locked container and is not to be opened until arriving at the gamma facility test chamber or returning to its containment cell. The gamma facility test chamber is have the same security protocols in place.

Description: SCP-777 is a small twenty sided die and is appears to be made from a dark gray metallic matter, however all material analysis has turned up inconclusive. 19 sides of the have a green circle etched on its surface, and the remaining side has a red triangle etched on it. The die is activated by touching it with bare skin, causing its surface to turn dark blue. When rolled in this state, the die appears to exihibit the ability to manipulate probably values (see file SCP-777/LS-11a2). Should the die land with a green circle face up, what ever action the user is undertaking (provided it is sufficiently random) will succeed with the best possible outcome. In the event the red triangle is on top, the user will automatically fail, and in most cases, the most catastophic way possible which always results with at least the death of the user. Upon being rolled the die will return to its gray color and become dormant.
1034: Anonymous
>>450119
FILE SCP-777/LS-11a2
DATE: XX-XX-XXXX
ID#: 777-0021A(X-XXXX-XXXX-XXXX)
As per Dr. [777-0002S]'s request, we tested the artifact with a game of poker with [P-317001] as the user. The deck was rigged so that [P-317001] would recieve a worthless hand. The cards nessecary for any combination of a royal flush being placed at the bottom of the deck. Despite this the hand turned out to be a royal flush. We set the game up again, however [P-317001] rolled the trianalge and died, injuring 3 other personnel in the resulting explosion. Full body armor is recommended in further expiriments for additional personnel.
1058: Anonymous
>>450121
FILE SCP-777/LS-12
DATE: XX-XX-XXXX
ID#: 777-0002S(X-XXXX-XXXX-XXXX)
According to the research accumlated in the last 11 tests, it appears the artifact may be able to influence events even if they are not truly random. In trial 11, [P-317001] was unaware of the deck being rigged against him (note: reprimand [777-0021A] for failing to include that in his report), yet despite this still managed to draw a royal flush. I believe the artifact is able to alter events that the user perceives as being random rather than an event that is truly random. Further experimentation is required to further understand the power of this artifact.
1077:
??????????File :-(, x)
is this win? i posted it to the wiki.

Item #: SCP-147

Special containment procedures: Item SCP-147 is to be kept in a simulacrum of a 1950's-era living room. Its current container contains a throw rug, two armchairs, a phonograph, a rotary telephone, and other suitable decorations. SCP-147 will reject any items dating from later than 1965. It requires no external power source or connection.

Description: Discovered 1983 in a civilian home in Detroit, Michigan. SCP-147 appears to be a 1957 General Electric brand black-and-white television, model 17TO26. SCP-147 has been observed to exhibit two different behaviors:

Optimal. When SCP-147 is in an acceptable room, it will display broadcasts of 1950's-era comedies. Shows such as The Burns and Allen Show, Laugh-In, Father Knows Best, and I Love Lucy have been observed; in every case each broadcast has been completely unique: archives of the programs, none of which are still being produced, have failed to find any record of the episodes that SCP-147 plays. No commercials are shown, and there is no indication as to which station would be broadcasting these shows. All broadcasts are in black and white. Subjects exposed to SCP-147 in its optimal state reported a pleasant feeling of relaxation. In this state the item's volume and channels can be adjusted, though the off switch appears to have no effect.
1084:
>>450148


Hostile: When modern-day items are present in SCP-147's environment, the item will only display extremely violent and gruesome color footage; beheadings, rapes, executions and torture have all been observed, but as of yet no footage has been broadcast that indicates when or where the scenes depicted took place. The footage is invariably of high visual and audio quality. Subjects exposed to SCP-147 in its hostile state almost invariably vomit due to the graphic nature of the broadcasts after ten to fifteen seconds; one subject suffered a nervous breakdown after two minutes. Every subject has displayed an extreme reluctance to recall the contents of the broadcasts, and two out of the fifteen subjects tasked with viewing SCP-147's hostile broadcasts have since committed suicide. None of the item's controls respond during hostile broadcasts.

Attempts to examine the internals of SCP-147 have been unsuccessful; the item's shell resists any and all attempts to crack it open. Placing the item in a lead-lined room in order to negate any possible transmissions it could be receiving had no effect. The effects of long-term exposure to SCP-147 have not been documented.
1090: Anonymous
>>450144
>the most catastrophic way possible
>possible

Also: http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-XXX
Do you approve of this, Lofwyr? Your instructions were great, so I put them here.
1140: Anonymous
Item#: SCP-710

Special Containment Procedure: Item SCP-710 to be kept in a hermetically sealed room that must be at least 30ft x 30ft x 20ft with walls made of corrosion resistant material. An obersation room is to be placed adjacent with a triple layer reinforced pane of corrosion resistant bullt-proof glass seperating them. The room is to be accessed via a hatch in the ceiling, with personnel being lowered in via harnesses. The room is maintain a temperature between 50 degrees Fahrenheit (10 degrees Celsius) and 40 degrees Fahrenheit (4.444444 degrees Celsius). The room is to maintain a constant humidity of 30%. All personnel entering the room must wear only corrosion resistant materials. Under no circumstance is non-living organic material to be allowed in the containment cell. Under no circumstance should any personnel enter the containment cell with any sort of skin injury. Under no circumstance is any material with a pH above 7 allowed in the containment cell. Any violaters will be terminated assuming they survive. All personnel are to be sprayed with a solution of pH 11 after exiting the containment cell.
1146: Anonymous
>>450178

Description: SCP-710 is a living fluid which has the appearance and viscosity of liquid wax and at the present time has a maximum volume of 5,400 cubic feet. SCP-710 is able to increase its density to the point that it has the volume of a typical adult human male. Its ability to control its shape varies inversely with its, with very little control at maximum volume and near perfect control at minimum volume (going so far as to immitate the shape of personnel entering its containment cell). At minimum volume SCP-710 has a pH of 5 and at maximum volume has a pH of -7, however SCP-710 appears to be able to disable its corrosive properties at will and under normal circumstances will choose to not corrode any living object. Dead organic matter will be promptly consumed. Any injured living being exposed to SCP-710 will likewise be consumed. SCP-710 becomes violent when exposed to materials with a pH over 7, with its agitation increase as pH does.SCP-710 is to be fed pH controled organic waste material once weekly and all solids that remain are to be cleaned away immediately, as SCP-710 has been reported to use them to attack personnel when agitated. Under normal circumstances, SCP-710 is quite docile and appears to "play" with personnel that enter its chamber as well as exhibit a childlike curiousity. There is no conclusive evidence that SCP-710 is sentient.
1159:
>>449176
Anyone got a screenshot of that Jack Black anime episode with the rich guy that turns into a woman because of childhood abuse and a major paranormal tumor?

Doing a rough drawing [even by a non-artfag/drawwhore] could be used for an SCP Image
1174:
Item#: SCP-472

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-472 appears to be a typical Desert Eagle handgun, however it has been altered by interaction with item SCP-338. There seems to be a critical juncture at which an item can be removed. So far, this experiment has not been replicated.
The bullets that the gun fires have an increased level of impact than the bullets it was originally loaded with. They have been recorded as reaching approximately 3x the speed of sound. However, the magazine has fused to the gun. It is estimated only 13 bullets remain in the gun.
The gun need only be locked away from people who may choose to steal it, as it possesses no other unusual quantities.

O5-3 notes: The gun may make an effective weapon against other SCP items. Its position must be known to trusted agents within the organisation.
Also, amend data for SCP-338.
1193: Anonymous
Wtf is a SCP?!!
1199: SCPWiki 1201:
??????????File :-(, x)
SCP Wiki admin here. Got a SPC I just wrote:

Item#: SCP-743

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-170 is to be kept in a password-locked cabinet at all times. Only those with Level 1 Security Clearance or higher are allowed access to the item, and must be accompanied by at least two additional personnel.
Any personnel found to have eaten the contents of SCP-170 shall be immediately detained and sent to rehabilitation. If subject does not comply, non-lethal force is authorized if necessary to subdue subject.

Description: SCP-170 is a 1.8 oz/51g bag of Jack Link's teriyaki-flavored beef jerky. The serial number on the bag is 17082-30743.
The bag has the ability to resupply itself with jerky, even after the jerky is completely depleted. The normal time for an empty bag to refill is about 30 minutes.
The jerky found in the bag appears to be highly addictive, despite test showing no physical or chemicals differences from normal jerky. Subjects who have eaten the jerky have described it as the best-tasting jerky they have ever eaten, and all subjects show signs of heavy psychological dependency. MRI scans of subjects who have eaten the jerky have shown extremely high levels of dopamine in the nucleus accumbens and the substantia nigra, areas of the brain associated with addiction. Subjects will become violent if attempts are made to take the jerky away. Subjects experience extreme depression while waiting for the jerky to regenerate.

Also, /r/ing suggestions for a better wiki logo. The dinosaur is epic, but we need something that's actually related to SCP. Maybe a picture of Josie if someone could make one.
1207: Anonymous
??????????File :-(, x)
Item#: SCP-313

Special Containment Proceedures: Item SPC-313 must NOT under any circumstances be placed in restraints or holding cells. Item SPC-313 is harmless so long as it is placed in an open area.

Addendum: All previous attempts to contain it resulted in the loss of two agents, as well as the bottom half of one of our development centers. This object seemly reacts to inorganic or lack of organic materials surrounding it. In both cases, the object would expand until it's containment cell was filled, even then it would continue to permeate though the walls of it's cell. The object would stop only when it had reached the soil on all four sides of building 10-l, at which point it violently retracted back into it's normal state, we had assumed it "ate" whatever was in that area; TESTING WILL RESUME EFFECTIVE: 13:45

Description: Item SCP-313 was recovered from Melbourne, Australia on 03/XX/72. This object, as far as any of our research facilities can deduce, appears simply to be an amorphous blob of clay. It shows no harmful effects when in human contact, scientists have even moulded the object into various shapes during testing.
1231: Anonymous
>449325
That 9 post long one uses "Site 76", even repeating it in the personal ID codes.

>>449421
>>449591
Looks like SCP may have to use one of those extradimensional spaces to find themselves a new continent for their shit. miles deep under the earth? 2km wide deadzones where no metal is allowed?

real good job at keeping this shit secret.
1237: Anonymous
So far, I have this bit. I'm working on the incident log now.


Item#: SCP-691

Special Containment Procedures: At the time of this log, item SCP-691 is located deep within a glacier located at [COORDINATES CLASSIFIED]. It was relocated after an incident at Site 19. Attached to this report is a log of said incident. Since the time of the incident, O5-3 has decided that only Level 4 personnel are to be permitted to access the object, and no more then two at a time. If, whilst accessing the object, the personnel begin to severely perspire or dehydrate for no apparent reason, they are to be terminated immediately. Should item SCP-691 need to be relocated again, it is to be kept in sub-arctic temperatures at all times. Failing to do so will allow it to manipulate the air around it for approximately 3.19 kilometers. If SCP-691 somehow makes it??s way into a public area, the area is to be immediately quarantined, and all effected living creatures are to be terminated. The aforementioned attached log will explain the reasoning behind this, as well as describe the item??s full effect.
1243: Anonymous
Object: SCP-022

Containment: SCP-022 is contained within a reinforced metal room with a two-lock system. SCP-022 appears to be a non-hostile entity, so security only had to be maintained at a Level 2 mode. A minimum of two people should enter the SCP-022 chamber. Although no personal have been lost to SCP-022 to date, we shall err on the side of caution. Upon exiting, all personal involved will have their pockets checked, as well as psychological tests to see if any abnormal displays of hunger manifest.

Description: SCP-022 is a humanoid creature. It makes no sound, however. It appears to wear a crown like object made of a paper-like substance. It??s body is covered by a regal looking fabric, as well as cape. Its head appears to look like a human male, but it is actually made of a type of malleable plastic. It??s facial expression is that of happiness, but is frozen and unmoving. This appears to be a type of psychological defense mechanism. Any personal exposed to this for more than five minutes may experience feeling of paranoia. SCP-022 also has brown hair on it??s head, made of the same substance. When entering it??s room, personal may be confronted by SCP-022. It will often appear to be gone, only to appear in an unlikely location in the room. Once spotted, SCP-022 will stare at personal until they exit. The reason for this is unknown.

SCP-022 has also been known to suddenly offer any personal a sandwich, made of sesame bun and an unidentified kind of meat, with various condiments on it. It is unknown wear it produces these foods. Should SCP-022 offer you such a sandwich, immediately exit without taking your eyes off of SCP-022. It is unknown what would happen if one were eaten, but they are observed to cause great hunger in those who come in contact with them. Any personal who do accept them are to be terminated immediately.
1267: Anonymous
>>450230
The whole concept killed it. Now that everyone is just doing gag SCPs, its dead.
1339: Anonymous
Item#: SCP-050

Special Containment Procedures: WARNING, SCP-050 IS A KETER-LEVEL OBJECT. ACCESS IS PROHIBITED TO ALL PERSONNEL EXCEPT FOR ASSIGNED CLASS D PERSONNEL. ALL VIOLATES ARE TO BE TERMINATED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. SCP-050 is to have a class D attendant report in at least once every 17 days to the base station established on the inside of the secure bulkhead. Should no class D attendant report within the alloted time, another attendant is to be sent through the bulkhead to SCP-050. Under no circumstance are any class D attendants to return from beyond the bulkhead. Alll supplies are to be deliver though the autonomous system.

Decrption: Discovered in sub-level 17 of omicron facility at site 3. SCP-050 is an unmarked opended security door at the end of a storage room and is not refereneced in any plans, even up to the O5-X level. Site 3 quickly established a secure bulkhead to seal off the storage room and has been sending in class D personnel to examine what lies beyond the security door. All reports thus far indicate that it is an exact replica of site 3, except that it appears devoid of any activity save the class D personnel that have entered. At the present only 23% of the facility has been mapped out.
1347:
Item#: SCP-16

Special Containment Procedures: The item must remain locked within locker #16. Knowledge of the item must be restricted to Level 4 agents.

Description:Item SCP-16 resembles a small piece of red jasper. If touched by living organic matter, it changes to a green hue, and is rendered ineffective for 30 minutes, at which point it returns to its original colour.
When touched by uncovered living skin, the item alters the DNA of the organism touching it, to switch the gender of the organism. (Note, for asexual or hermaphroditic organisms, there is no noticeable effect.) This effect is permanent, although it can be reversed by once again touching the item, after it has reverted to its red state.

Note: Level 2 operative Lt. Shard expressed and continues to express interest in this object, and often removes it from containment for his own personal use. This should not be encouraged, but is providing useful data on repeated use. Therefore, as long as he continues to return it, no disciplinary action is needed.

[Classified-available only to O5-6]:
John, we could make a killing out of this in the field of gender reorientation. You and I both know we don't get paid enough for this job. It's ridiculously dangerous, and the rewards are slim. I have been developing contacts in certain medical facilities, and we are establishing a resource trail. Want in?
1353: Anonymous
Item #: SCP-794

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-794 is recommended to be cleaned once every few months to avoid oxidation.

Description: Spoon made of silver. Item was recovered when former psychics heirlooms were examined. Looking at the spoon and thinking about bending it causes the spoon to bend. In approximately 15 minutes the spoon returnes to normal state.
1359: Anonymous
>>449645
Did anyone review this? Sorry if there's some like it, I haven't read through all the SCPs
1377: Anonymous
Item#: SCP-691

Special Containment Procedures: At the time of this log, item SCP-691 is located deep within a glacier located at [COODINATES CLASSIFIED]. It was relocated after an incident at Site 19. Attached to this report is a log of said incident. Since the time of the incident, O5-3 has decided that only Level 4 personnel are to be permitted to access the object, and no more then two at a time. If, whilst accessing the object, the personnel begin to severely perspire or dehydrate for no apparent reason, they are to be terminated immediately. Should item SCP-691 need to be relocated again, it is to be kept in sub-arctic temperatures at all times. Failing to do so will allow it to manipulate the air around it for approximately 3.19 kilometers. If SCP-691 somehow makes it??s way into a public area, the area is to be immediately quarantined, and all effected living creatures are to be terminated. The aforementioned attached log will explain the reasoning behind this, as well as describe the item??s full effect.

Attached Log: B9271-3816

2/14/2007Today, item SCP-691 was brought into the Level 7 Quarantine lab at Site 19. It is contained within a tank, frozen with liquid nitrogen and locked inside of a larger container, also frozen. The objects effects are currently unknown, although manipulation of heat is suspected, the agents who recovered it were covered in burns, although no source of heat capable of such injuries was detected for over 30 miles around the pick-up site. Examination will begin at 0900 tomorrow.
1395: Anonymous
2/19/2007

It has been four days since the incident with item SCP-691. Access to the item has been restricted to level four personnel only. Experimentation will be attempted again today, if similar results are met, I shall suggest the item be classified as a Keter Class SCP Item, in which case the proper containment measures shall be placed into effect. Two Level Four personnel have entered the chamber, the same suit status applies. The personnel previously in the chamber seem to have resealed the tank before termination. The two level four personnel have now unsealed it. There appears to be more substance within the tank now, it was originally only filled about a quarter of the way, it now appears to have risen to almost the brim. The temperature in the chamber has now jumped 20 degrees. Immediate reaction is evident. The temperature is now steadily climbing by 20 degrees about every three minutes. The tank has been ordered resealed, and has been. Both personnel were perspiring profusely upon exiting chamber. They have been terminated. Test??s were preformed both before and after termination, and they??re bodies DNA seemed to have been rewritten to cause internal temperature to steadily rise. Recommend this object be classified as Keter Level.
1401: Anonymous
2/20/2007

The item has been removed from Site 19 after another failed attempt to control it. The amount of substance has increased, and has spilled over into the secondary container. The amount of heat generated this time was enough to melt a hole through the chamber wall, and the effects of the heat are felt approximately 3.19 km around in any direction. The temperature of the air in the facility was raised by about 21 degrees Kelvin in that area. The object will placed into a glacier and monitored by remote observation tools controlled from Site 19.

Note to O5-3: This thing is dangerous Mike, too dangerous for us to handle. If we can find a way to use SCP-710 to manipulate it, we may have a chance. If not, I suggest we let this thing stay buried and frozen till the end of time. If someone got their hands on it and released it??we??d be looking at a 90% incinerated or evaporated planet within weeks. I still insist it be classified as a Keter Level object.
1425: Anonymous
There, now theres a loli running around,

Item#: SCP-042

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-042 Is to be kept in minimal security room CR-4563, and is only to be accessed at anytime by E3-05-B
and an ideologically and mentally sound female medical tech at 1600 hours; this failed the room will be assigned in advance to an ideologically and mentally sound female level three by O5-5. At this time the wounds on 042's back are to be inspected and treated, and a shot of morphine is to be administered. At this time, any suspected medical issues will be treated or tested for. This done, E3-05-B, at her disgession, may bring 042 to the ajoining vacant field for a resonable period of time. After this time, appox. 1700 hours, 042 to is to be given a standardized amount of hay, water, and oats, and the heating ventalation is to be switched on.

Description: Item SPC-042 is equine in form, however is supposedly capible of intelligent discorse. This unseen, however, more to the interests of Site 19 is the creature's anomalous bone structure, perticually a lengeths of bone, 63 cen. according to xray, protruding 24 cen. approximately on either side of its back, with torn muscles, ligiments, and flesh on the bone. SPC-042 shows a dislike towards men, (however, in tests pertaining to this nature, 042 cannot tell the difference between a woman and a man of nontraditional gender roll) and a fondness towards E3-05-B.

Known History: E3-05-B is the civilan daughter of 05-5, and orginally brought SCP-042 to the attention of 05-5. A detail was sent to the home of E3-05-B and her mother. This when without incident. However, on request of 05-5, E3-05-B, 'Anna-Clarice', was added as a civilan temperary for level three, and is supected to become a paid staff member once she is eligible for work permit, assumably 2011 without varibles other than age.
1431: Anonymous
Guys, why are we giving them titles?

Doesn't that kind of defeat the purpose of calling them the SCPs?

Holderification much?
1437: Anonymous
Item#: SCP-156

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-156 is to be kept in a hermetically sealed room at all times. Temperatures must be kept below 60 degrees Fahrenheit (15.5 degrees Celsius). Access to SCP-156??s room is restricted to Class D Personnel. When personnel enter SCP-156's room, no fewer than 2 may enter at any time and all personnel must be wearing Class IV Biohazard suits. In the event of suit failure, the offending person must be removed to the inner decontamination lock and Decontamination Procedure 2* enacted. In the event that the chamber is breached, the facility housing SCP will be flooded with Liquid Nitrogen and a dead lock seal enabled.

Description: Item SPC-156 appears to be a gray mold no more than 2 centimeters thick. Tests have shown that SPC-156 reacts quickly to temperatures above 70 degrees Fahrenheit (21 degrees Celsius), growing exponentially. When exposed to temperatures above 70 degrees Fahrenheit, SPC-156 doubles in size every 2 minutes. Higher temperatures increase the speed of growth exponentially. SPC-156 was first found in a trailer on the outskirts of a small city near the US/Mexico border. The growth had control over 14 people living in the nearby town. The infected showed no symptoms unless wounded, at which point the blood of the infected was seen to be a grayish color. The infected seem to be under the mental control of SCP-156, which appears to be sentient, and desires sources of heat. First attempts at eradication involving fire were disastrous, resulting in the loss of 2 containment teams.

*Decontamination Procedure 2: The inner decontamination lock is to be flooded with liquid nitrogen and sealed for 5 minutes. After the requisite time has passed, Class D Personnel are to enter the inner decontamination lock and seal the body inside a Class 3 Container, to be stored in SCP-156??s chamber.
1467: Anonymous
We should fix a measuring system for the SCPs. Such as kelvins for degrees. Something for distance, length, and other scientific measurements.
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IT'S AN SCP
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>>451248
Okay, well, what if you made a box out of one-way mirror, and the reflective side was 100% efficient?

Light could shine into it, but light couldn't shine out, giving the appearance of a dark ball. If you left it out in the sun, it could store all the sunlight shining into it, and if it ever broke, it would burn everythi--Hold it.

New SCP item, coming up.
134: Anonymous
Okay, here's my first serious crack at one of these (my first one was a joke one).

Item#: SCP-077

Special Containment Procedures: Item is kept on a periodically rotating motorized pedestal at all times. If SCP-077 is to be experimented upon, personnel may use the computer terminal below the pedestal to manually rotate SCP-077. Personnel are NOT permitted to remove SCP-077 from its pedestal without level-4 or higher clearance. If SCP-077 is to be transferred to another facility, it must be carried in the container labelled KARTOFFELBREI in the alcove in SCP-077 containment room entryway. Three times daily, level-2 personnel must enter SCP-077's room to ensure that the pedestal is rotating SCP-077 properly. If SCP-077 is not granted full 360 degree rotation along all three axes, contact a level-3 or higher supervisor.

Description: Recovered in a ruined laboratory in Russland, 1983. Moved to Area 28 on 3 June 1983. SCP-077 is a black sphere roughly 9cm in diameter, with a hairline slit bisecting the sphere for a distance of about 30 degrees. Microscopic inspection suggests that the slit was deliberatly cut using a fine saw. SCP-077 is made of a glassy substance resembling a one-way mirror with remarkable efficiency. All light shined onto the sphere is absorbed and seems to be reflected by the mirrored interior lining indefinitely, until it is rotated to the point that light can exit the slit. Attempts to guage the reflective index of the mirror have proved inconclusive. Tests performed with lasers have shown no measurable loss of brightness in any electrognetic frequency given several days. Composition is unknown, no one has attempted to chip a sample for fear of shattering.

Additional notes: SCP-077 is a moderate-risk potentially lethal object. The civilian who discovered SCP-077 was cut in half by the discharge of sunlight as soon as he picked it up. His death is on record as having been caused by radioactive fallout.
176: Anonymous
>>451386
"Heat rays"? What you're talking about is ultraviolet light. Yes, UV rays shining on stuff can generate intense heat, but where does UV come from? The sun, and special UV lights. None of which would be present in the SCP-077 room under normal conditions. Plus, the thing has a reflective index of 100% or close to it. Stuff actually has to ABSORB the UV for it to be able to generate heat.
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SCP-173
IT'S A STATUE
DON'T BLINK AROUND IT
OR YOU'LL BE SORRY
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Anonymous
Anyone up for making up more SCP items?
15:
Fuck yeah I am! Let's get this shit started

Wiki~> http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/Main_Page
21: Anonymous
I'll start by posting of the ones that were posted in the last thread way after it was auto-sage'ing

Item#: SCP-156

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-156 is to be kept in a hermetically sealed room at all times. Temperatures must be kept below 60 degrees Fahrenheit (15.5 degrees Celsius). Access to SCP-156’s room is restricted to Class D Personnel. When personnel enter SCP-156's room, no fewer than 2 may enter at any time and all personnel must be wearing Class IV Biohazard suits. In the event of suit failure, the offending person must be removed to the inner decontamination lock and Decontamination Procedure 2* enacted. In the event that the chamber is breached, the facility housing SCP will be flooded with Liquid Nitrogen and a dead lock seal enabled.

Description: Item SPC-156 appears to be a gray mold no more than 2 centimeters thick. Tests have shown that SPC-156 reacts quickly to temperatures above 70 degrees Fahrenheit (21 degrees Celsius), growing exponentially. When exposed to temperatures above 70 degrees Fahrenheit, SPC-156 doubles in size every 2 minutes. Higher temperatures increase the speed of growth exponentially. SPC-156 was first found in a trailer on the outskirts of a small city near the US/Mexico border. The growth had control over 14 people living in the nearby town. The infected showed no symptoms unless wounded, at which point the blood of the infected was seen to be a grayish color. The infected seem to be under the mental control of SCP-156, which appears to be sentient, and desires sources of heat. First attempts at eradication involving fire were disastrous, resulting in the loss of 2 containment teams.

*Decontamination Procedure 2: The inner decontamination lock is to be flooded with liquid nitrogen and sealed for 5 minutes. After the requisite time has passed, Class D Personnel are to enter the inner decontamination lock and seal the body inside a Class 3 Container, to be stored in SCP-156’s chamber.
27: Anonymous
Item#: SCP-077

Special Containment Procedures: Item is kept on a periodically rotating motorized pedestal at all times. If SCP-077 is to be experimented upon, personnel may use the computer terminal below the pedestal to manually rotate SCP-077. Personnel are NOT permitted to remove SCP-077 from its pedestal without level-4 or higher clearance. If SCP-077 is to be transferred to another facility, it must be carried in the container labelled KARTOFFELBREI in the alcove in SCP-077 containment room entryway. Three times daily, level-2 personnel must enter SCP-077's room to ensure that the pedestal is rotating SCP-077 properly. If SCP-077 is not granted full 360 degree rotation along all three axes, contact a level-3 or higher supervisor.

Description: Recovered in a ruined laboratory in Russland, 1983. Moved to Area 28 on 3 June 1983. SCP-077 is a black sphere roughly 9cm in diameter, with a hairline slit bisecting the sphere for a distance of about 30 degrees. Microscopic inspection suggests that the slit was deliberatly cut using a fine saw. SCP-077 is made of a glassy substance resembling a one-way mirror with remarkable efficiency. All light shined onto the sphere is absorbed and seems to be reflected by the mirrored interior lining indefinitely, until it is rotated to the point that light can exit the slit. Attempts to guage the reflective index of the mirror have proved inconclusive. Tests performed with lasers have shown no measurable loss of brightness in any electrognetic frequency given several days. Composition is unknown, no one has attempted to chip a sample for fear of shattering.

Additional notes: SCP-077 is a moderate-risk potentially lethal object. The civilian who discovered SCP-077 was cut in half by the discharge of sunlight as soon as he picked it up. His death is on record as having been caused by radioactive fallout.
33: Anonymous
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Item#: SCP-019

Secure Containment Procedure: Item SCP-019 is to be kept in a securely locked containment cell, covered with at least 5 feet of lead and at least 30 feet of concrete. The cell is to be seperated by a double air-lock with reinforced shielded bulkheads and is to be equipped with its own atmosphere and temperature regulation system. The room is to be kept below -10 degrees Celsius (-50 Fahrenhiet) at all times. In the event of power failure, a backup generator will activate. Should the backup generator fail, liquid nitrogen will be fed in SCP-019's cell at a constant rate with enough to last for 10 hours. No fewer than 5 personnel may enter SCP-019's cell at any given time. All personnel entering SCP-019's cell must wear armored class IV anti-radiation anti-electrical suits (HAZMAT-cIV). At least three personnel entering SCP-019's cell are to be equiped with liquid nitrogen spray guns to subdue SCP-019 if nessecery.
39: Anonymous
>>453372

Description: Found in the wreck of a Russian nuclear submarine in the Artic Ocean. SCP-019 is the size of an adult human male and is composed of a glowing pale green translucent material with its skeletal system visible. SCP-019 emits high power gamma radiation at all times and has a strong electric current capable of subduing unarmored personnel by touch. SCP-019 has an average body temperature of 30 degrees Celsius (86 degrees Fahrenheit) in its cell. As the body temperature of SCP rises, its radiatiol and electrical output increases exponentially (increasing by a factor of 1.768942 for every 10 degrees). SCP-019's normal body temperature is unknown. SCP-019 possese roughly five times the strength of a physical fit human male and is extremely hostile and will attack at the first chance possible. SCP-019 posseses rudamentary intelligence and has been conditioned to not attack through high pressure blasts of liquid nitrogen. SCP-019 is to be fed a live chicken once every three days. SCP-019's containment cell is to be cleaned of radioactive dust and excrement weekly.
51: Anonymous
I was just looking at the SCP wiki...

What fucking retarded stoner wrote the "paranormally addictive beef jerky" SCP and why hasn't it been removed...
69: Anonymous
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Item#: SCP-066

Secure Containment Procedure: SCP-066 is to be placed in its hermetically sealed containment tank. Under no circumstance SCP-066 to be removed from its tank without the supervision of at least level 3 personnel. Prior to removing SCP-066 from its containment tank, it is to be flooded with bromine for no fewer than 467 seconds. SCP-066 is to be returned to its tank within under 77.38 minutes. In the event of a failure to comply with above procedures, the room is to be flooded with chlorine gas and all personnel terminated. Containment team XCT-801, XTC-802, or XTC-803 are to report to place SCP-066 back in its tank. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCE IS SCP-066 ALLOWED TO SEE HUMAN SKIN. All personnel are required to wear full body suits with relfective one-way masks. Should SCP-066 make visual contant with human skin, all non-affected personnel are to immediately evacuate the room within 30 seconds and the room then flooded with chlorine gas. Containment team XCT-801, XTC-802, or XTC-803 are to report to place SCP-066 back in its tank.

Description: SCP-066 was discovered in an aged metal crate in a shipwreck of the coast of South Africa. Transfered to Site 17 Gamma Facility in 1999. SCP-066's natural form is unknown. SCP-066 appears as [066-1056T], except is completely hollow below the skin and it's eyes are completely black with red pupils and irises. SCP-066 appears impervious to damage and is capable of high speed regeneration. SCP-066, upon making eye contact, the victim's body appears to transfer to SCP-066. This process takes approximately 77 seconds to complete, with the taking of the face taking roughly 39% of the process. When unable to witness flesh, SCP-066 is capable of influencing the minds of those around it, compelling them to disrobe.
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Item# SCP-014
Special Containment Procedures: 014’s holding cell is to remain locked at all times. Personnel of sufficient clearance (as determined by facility administrator) may be admitted to view 014 after submitting a formal request in advance. Anyone handling SCP-014 needn’t take any special precautions, though common sense dictates that one should wash their hands afterwards.
Appearance: SCP-014 takes the form of an antique dinner fork, well worn, and as near as can be estimated, not cleaned since the 1890’s. The object is fashioned from the electroplated nickel-silver typical of the suspected period of its manufacture and the rightmost tine is bent slightly outward. Brown stains and mold adorn the prongs and the pits of the decorative parts of the handle. Analysis of this material seems to indicate that SCP-014 was last used on some form of beef.

SCP-014 was moved to this facility in the early Seventies and seems, for all intents and purposes, to be an entirely mundane dinner fork. If it is possessed of any extra-ordinary qualities, these are known only to those in the very highest echelon of this project’s coordinators, whose representatives assure us that 014 is, quote “Very Important”. Officers who have spent time alone with SCP-014 are unanimous in their appreciation that the object is of great significance (hence its continued presence at this site), though none can quite say why [see >>Testimony of Major XXXXXX XXXXXXXXXX, February, 1972].
No tests on SCP-014 are authorized. Any personnel observed attempting to compromise 014 in any way are to be shot on sight.
100: Anonymous
Does EVERY SINGLE SCP have to have the exact same shit in it? "No less than 3 people", "chamber must be flooded with XXX Gas/Liquid", and the effects are always spontaneous insanity and hemorrhaging.
113: Anonymous
SCP-133 - ACME Instant Holes
SCP-743 - Paranormally addictive Jerky
and
SCP-972 - The Sphere

should all really be placed into the joke section. They aren't cute and odd like the winged horse and Josie, they're just stupid.
120:
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Item #: SCP-831

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-831 is to remain in a vacuum-sealed container in a freezer kept at or below 265K at all times. Personnel looking after SCP-831 must check the container for any leakages, and must wear heat-resistant material while doing so. If the container housing SCP-831 is compromised, SCP-831 must be immersed in liquid nitrogen IMMEDIATELY and must remain there until a replacement container can be found.

Description: SCP-831 is a thick, partially melted and lit candle. The candle remains alight and resists all efforts to extinguish it, continuing to produce heat even in liquid nitrogen. Exposure to oxygen causes the heat and flame produced by the candle to increase exponentially. Currently located in an underground installation in Maralinga; discovery and initial experiments with SCP-831 were successfully disguised as nuclear tests.
126: Anonymous
Item#: SCP-076A

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-076A is not to be removed from the room it is held in without level-4 clearance. When personnel must enter the room of SCP-076A, only one person may enter unless an emergency occurs in which SCP-076B must be destroyed. Under normal circumstances, SCP-076B may be removed from SCP-076A. However, the former is to be returned to the latter before personnel leaves the room. In the event that SCP-076B becomes hostile, please observe Protocol 076-2BA.

Description: Found in the Kanto region of Japan, moved to Site 19 September 29, 1998. Item SPC-076A is a hinged spherical container about four inches in diameter, made of an unknown polymer. A grey button on the seam opposite the hinge opens SCP-076B. Item displays many anomalous physical properties, the causes and implications of which are not yet fully understood. The area inside SCP-076A seems to be much larger than the item's volume; the interior area is at least a cubic meter but has not yet been fully measured. SCP-076A only seems able to store organic matter, and all attempts to fill it with water to guage its capacity have failed.

Additional notes: See SCP-076B
139: Anonymous
>>453444
I thought that it was obvious that it was nessecery to nullify its abilities. There are a lot of things in the list that don't specifically list why some of the precautions are needed.

But anywho i'll fix it for>>453410since I think its pretty cool

Description: SCP-066 was discovered in an aged metal crate in a shipwreck of the coast of South Africa. Transfered to Site 17 Gamma Facility in 1999. SCP-066's natural form is unknown. SCP-066 appears as [066-1056T], except is completely hollow below the skin and it's eyes are completely black with red pupils and irises. SCP-066 appears impervious to damage and is capable of high speed regeneration, however when exposed to halogens (effectiveness increasing with period), SCP-066's body collapses and its regeneration is greatly reduced. SCP-066, upon making eye contact, the victim's body appears to transfer to SCP-066. This process takes approximately 77 seconds to complete, with the taking of the face taking roughly 39% of the process. When unable to witness flesh, SCP-066 is capable of influencing the minds of those around it, compelling them to disrobe.
145: Anonymous
Item#: SCP-076B

Special Containment Procedures: Item must be kept in SCP-076A when neither are being studied. SCP-076B must never be in the presence of more than one person; past experiences involving multiple people have lead to hostility from SCP-076B. Protocol 076-2BA is permitted should SCP-076B become hostile.

Description: Found in the Kanto region of Japan, moved to Site 19 September 29, 1998 along with Item SPC-076A. SCP-076B is a fully animate inorganic lifeform resembling a crudely sculpted statue, weighing 662 lbs. Body of creature resembles a boulder or geode of unknown composition. Lab tests performed on mineral samples from the creature show that its skin is electrically nonconductive and impervious to fire, although it hates water. SCP-076B exhibits at least ape-level intelligence, and it even seems capable of crude speech, but its vocabulary seems very limited. It can only say "golem," although it understands (and rarely obeys) most commands spoken to it.

Additional notes: See SCP-076A
151: Anonymous
Maybe joke ones should have the specification SCP-###j so that they don't use up valuable numbers.
157: Anonymous
Item #: SCP-003

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-003 is currently housed in a pleasant green-house installation underneath Hangar O-344. The sub-terranean installation mimics the day and night and seasons cycles of the surface to a very fine degree. It is accompanied by greenery and must be allowed to roam freely within the enclosure. SCP-003 must be fed exactly 888 grains of rice every 2 hours and 30 minutes. Personnel tasked with feeding Item SCP-003 must wear protective gloves and eye-wear. A full-body protective suit is not advised as they could hamper the mobility of personnel. Such personnel must be warned to feed SCP-003 *exactly* 888 grains of rice, as failure to provide that exact number will agitate SCP-003, halting production and potentially endangering the lives of personnel tasked with feeding.

Description: SCP-003 has the outward appearance of a clockwork silkworm, except for its size, which is that of a small carriage. Unlike its biological brethren, this item moves with marked celerity - when agitated, it has been known to pounce upon personnel, using its sharp metallic mandibles to bite at their hands and face. So long as it is fed the exact amount of 888 grains of rice every 2.30 hours, it produces strings of nano-matter that is extremely vital for our research. Failure to feed it in this precise fashion agitates SCP-003, as mentioned above. Aside from attacking feeding personnel, the item will also emit a piercing shriek at irregular intervals. This sonic attack is highly damaging to human tissue (and only human tissue). However, the sonic bursts are highly focused, so it is possible for personnel to dodge the blasts if anticipated. Failure to feed it regularly for extended periods of time allegedly triggers a lethal metamorphosis. Historically, Extinction Events I and II were the direct results of failure to attend properly to its older siblings. SCP-003 is the last of its kind.
163: Anonymous
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Item#: SCP-901

Special Containment Procedure: SCP-901 is to be guarded by armed level-2 personnel at all times. All personnel that come within 5 feet of SCP-901 without authortization are to be immediately terminated. Personnel authorized to touch SCP-901 may only do so under the supervision of level-4 personnel and are required to be shackled before doing so. All personnel attempting to move SCP-901 are to be terminated. All personnel that fail to report back after 169.31 hours have elapsed are to be terminated.

Description: SCP-901 appears to be an ornate mirror with gold trim dating from the 17th century. SCP-901 does not reflect living beings nor any non-metallic clothing they are wearing. When touched by a person, it renders said person completely invisible to all light below the x-ray spectrum. 169.31 hours later, the person becomes covered in a wet mirror-like film and once again becomes visible. Within 30 seconds of appearing the film appears to dry out and crumble into reflective sand particles. The composition of the mirror sand is underterminated and appears completely smooth and spherical even at the nanoscale level. All mirror sand is to be collected for further analysis.
207: Anonymous
Item#: SCP-319

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-319 is to be kept in a locked container within a standard containment unit. Guards are to be stationed outside of the container at all times. All personnel entering the containment unit are required to wear explosive-lined vests in order to terminate them should they become compromised by SCP-319. No personnel are authorized directly touch SCP-319, all personnel in violation of this protocal are to have their vests detonated immediately. In the event an individual is compromised and their vest fails, the room to be immediately secured by any containment team in the range of XCT-100 to XCT-199, use of explosives is authorized and recommended.

Description: SCP-319 is a shovel with a rusted spade head that is always covered with wet blood. All attempts to remove the blood have failed as have all attempts to damage the head of the shovel. SCP-319 exerts a small, but ever present pull on people's minds to draw them toward it. When picked up, the artifact compels the holder to immediately attack the closest target. SCP-319 is though unknown means, able to increase the durability of the holders body and is even able to animate after confirmed termination, however dismembering the holder is highly effective at rendering the artifact inert again. Additionally SCP-319 is capable of penetrating any matter as if it soft dirt and through expirimentation can detect life signs up to 300.548752 meters (986.052335 feet) away, and always compels its holder to move in that direction.
213: Anonymous
Hey, just stepped onto /x/, noticed this SCP stuff before though.

What exactly is the story behind this SCP business, its meaning, etc?

Or just a fictional "military documentation of unexplained objects"?
219: Anonymous
>>453566
I guess you could call it a "creative writing project." People would post the text and pic found on this page http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-173 approxiamtely whenever the fuck they felt like it. This has been going on since even before the creation of /x/, when people posted it on /b/. Where the picture or the copypasta originated I have no idea. Anyway, the pic and copypasta inspired people to create thier own, and this thread and the wiki are some of the results.
243: Anonymous
Item#: SCP-983

Special containment procedures: Item SCP-983 is to be kept in total darkness at all times, and the temperature must not exceed 303.15K (30 degrees celsius exactly) Item SCP-983 must only be handled by one person at a time and should not be handled for more than 30 seconds at a time and it is recommended the member of personnel holding the item wear gloves containing both lead and asbestos. breathing apparatus is also advised. In the event of a contamination breach, the facility will dead seal and be fillwed with helium, followed by a sealing off with lead.

Item description: the item appears to be a human index finger made of gold. the design is highly intricate, and there appear to be no signs of machine work on the item. any substance put in direct contact with the end of the "finger" will be transmuted through an unkown process into gold with the exception of lead, and helium due to their stable structures. Asbestos for reasons unknown takes a longer time to be affected than other materials. The item itself was discovered in acient greek ruins in a large house bearing the name MIDAS.
255: Anonymous
scp sucked at first, but its quickly getting much better than holders.
285: Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Item#: SCP-887

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-887 is to be kept in a hermetically sealed room at all times. Temperatures must be kept at 110 degrees Fahrenheit. Do not allow temperature to rise above or below 110 degrees. Even one degree below and Item 887 will quickly turn it's surroundings into sheer ice no matter what the substance any thing above 110 degrees will cause Item 887 to produce half the heat of the sun..Item 887 appears to be a simple ball of steel. Item-887 was found in the Nevada desert by one subject. Name: James Pedobearingson. Subject claims he saw Item-887 "fall from the sky". Subject Pedobearingson has been kept in containment cell 427 for questioning. Subject is to be brain wiped or erased choice is left to person in highest command. Access to SCP-887's room is not permitted for anyone of any Class do to the fact that body heat will alter room temperature..Until exactly 0800 hours and until 0900 hours Item-887 is "sleeping" within time frame. No special pro-cautions are needed. No one lower then class C is permitted.

*IMPORTANT*

Newest test on 887 show that it is in some way "alive". During last test Item-887 was placed in a bowl filled with water when subject reached bottom of water bowl Item-887 began to "panic" it rolled around bottom of bowl until enough force was mustered to leap from bowl and fall back down cracking the bowl and causing a water leak.....More tests are very much needed.
297: Anonymous
Item#: SCP-463
Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-463 is to be kept in a locked room. No extra security measures have been deemed necessary for containment as SCP-463 is inanimate. Only personnel with Level 3 clearance or higher are allowed to enter with a minimum of two personnel. Under no circumstances are personnel allowed in alone, regardless of clearance. All entering personnel are subject to a Blue Intensity mental health examination immediately afterwards before being granted leave and are to be monitored by security for a minimum of 30 days.

Description: Item SCP-463 is a plastic doll with joints at the arms and legs measuring approximately two feet tall with slight variations in size and acute variations in appearance on different occasions. SCP-463 appears incapable of direct harm and exhibits no extraordinary physical properties. Assumed to be inanimate.

Any drastic changes in the doll’s appearance, especially to any characteristics of familiar personnel, are to be reported immediately, and all personnel having had interaction with SCP-463 in the past month are to be immediately detained. Should screening fail to match any personnel’s characteristics to any perceived changes to SCP-463, the group is to be immediately terminated.
321: Anonymous
>>453789

An e/x/pert hacked the pentagram, and got out with SCP-173. We post more up to desguise it as a prank.
408: Anonymous
Item#: SCP-691

Special Containment Procedures: At the time of this log, item SCP-691 is located deep within a glacier located at [COODINATES CLASSIFIED]. It was relocated after an incident at Site 19. Attached to this report is a log of said incident. Since the time of the incident, O5-3 has decided that only Level 4 personnel are to be permitted to access the object, and no more then two at a time. If, whilst accessing the object, the personnel begin to severely perspire or dehydrate for no apparent reason, they are to be terminated immediately. Should item SCP-691 need to be relocated again, it is to be kept in sub-arctic temperatures at all times. Failing to do so will allow it to manipulate the air around it for approximately 3.19 kilometers. If SCP-691 somehow makes it’s way into a public area, the area is to be immediately quarantined, and all effected living creatures are to be terminated. The aforementioned attached log will explain the reasoning behind this, as well as describe the item’s full effect.

Attached Log: B9271-3816

2/14/2007Today, item SCP-691 was brought into the Level 7 Quarantine lab at Site 19. It is contained within a tank, frozen with liquid nitrogen and locked inside of a larger container, also frozen. The objects effects are currently unknown, although manipulation of heat is suspected, the agents who recovered it were covered in burns, although no source of heat capable of such injuries was detected for over 30 miles around the pick-up site. Examination will begin at 0900 tomorrow.
420: Anonymous
2/19/2007

It has been four days since the incident with item SCP-691. Access to the item has been restricted to level four personnel only. Experimentation will be attempted again today, if similar results are met, I shall suggest the item be classified as a Keter Class SCP Item, in which case the proper containment measures shall be placed into effect. Two Level Four personnel have entered the chamber, the same suit status applies. The personnel previously in the chamber seem to have resealed the tank before termination. The two level four personnel have now unsealed it. There appears to be more substance within the tank now, it was originally only filled about a quarter of the way, it now appears to have risen to almost the brim. The temperature in the chamber has now jumped 20 degrees. Immediate reaction is evident. The temperature is now steadily climbing by 20 degrees about every three minutes. The tank has been ordered resealed, and has been. Both personnel were perspiring profusely upon exiting chamber. They have been terminated. Test’s were preformed both before and after termination, and they’re bodies DNA seemed to have been rewritten to cause internal temperature to steadily rise. Recommend this object be classified as Keter Level.
426: Anonymous
2/20/2007

The item has been removed from Site 19 after another failed attempt to control it. The amount of substance has increased, and has spilled over into the secondary container. The amount of heat generated this time was enough to melt a hole through the chamber wall, and the effects of the heat are felt approximately 3.19 km around in any direction. The temperature of the air in the facility was raised by about 21 degrees Kelvin in that area. The object will placed into a glacier and monitored by remote observation tools controlled from Site 19.

Note to O5-3: This thing is dangerous Mike, too dangerous for us to handle. If we can find a way to control it, maybe encase it with part of SCP-710, we may have a chance. If not, I suggest we let this thing stay buried and frozen till the end of time. If someone got their hands on it and released it…we’d be looking at a 90% incinerated or evaporated planet within weeks. I still insist it be classified as a Keter Level object.
Like I said, it's kinda long.
450: Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
PIC RELATED:

Item#: SCP-433
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-433 is to be kept under 7.8 tons of lose soil, to be warmed to 30-40 degrees Celsius. The area above this tank is to be dimly lit, with several thermal imaging cameras placed around the enclosure, for the easy removal of the subject. SCP-433 should show up as light blue, against the warm red of the soil. The soil should be removed monthly and disposed off, whilst fresh soil is put in place.
During soil replacement or at any other time the subject need be moved, at least two class D personnel should be sent into SCP-433’s enclosure. The subject will immediately select one of the class D recruits to attack, the second class D recruit should then try to overpower SCP-433’s victim, whilst a level 2 operative will proceed to enter and inject the subject 4 grams diacetylmorphine (heroin). 443’s victim should immediately be removed for testing, and the second class D recruit, terminated. SCP-433 should then be transferred rapidly to a confusion room (the subject’s tolerance for heroin fluctuates, and hence the amount of time it is incapacitated is not always determinable), the confusion room should contain high numbers of strobe lights, and loud thrashing/banging music as to disrupt the subjects psychic capabilities.
Should this task be compromised, all class D personnel involved are to be destroyed, and the level 2 operative to undergo various psychological testing.
456: Anonymous
>>453964
Description: SCP-433 is roughly 4 feet tall, with red/pink skin, and very frail. Under harsh lighting conditions, the subject appears partially transparent, although is still completely solid.
SCP-443 will engage it’s pray using an as-yet unknown method (presumed telepathy). After engaging someone, SCP-443 will be incapacitated for 20/30 seconds. Anyone engaged by the subject will behave extremely aggressively towards anyone and anything for 10 to 20 minutes, after which the victim’s mind is ‘inverted’. Any personnel having suffered this should be tested thoroughly, and detained for one month, after which, they are to be terminated (aside from various test subjects).

SCP-443 was first discovered in Choquequirao, Peru, by Hiram Bingham, in 1909
474: Anonymous
Item#: SCP-133

Special containment procedures: Item SCP-133 should be stored within a lead lined box in a sealed, bomb resistant storage room at all times. The walls of this room should be no less than 4 feet thick, and should be covered in mirror-polished steel both inside and out. Due to the nature of the item and its contents, absolutely no-one below security clearance level 4 is permitted within the storage room for any reason, and anyone below level 4 clearance attempting to gain access to SCP-133 is to be terminated.

Description: SCP-133 appears to be an unmarked shipping crate, unremarkable in every way. Contained within, however, are several hundred rectangles of a waxy, paperlike material, folded in half. If unfolded, one side bears the legend "Instant Hole, by ACME" and the other, a black dot 22mm in diameter.

if the backing is placed against a solid surface printed side down, and rubbed, the hole will transfer to that surface. Our tests indicate SCP-133 is capable of penetrating 24" of structural grade titanium, but smooth or highly dense materials reduce its ability to penetrate. When applied to flesh, the results are devastating.

Origin: Unknown.
498: Anonymous
Item #: SCP-9001

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-831 is stored in a specially marked compartment at all times. This compartment is constructed of an undisclosed metal/composite plastic alloy and features a variety of sensory equippment as standardised in Protocol File 4A, paragraph 9. This compartment is to be guarded by at least 6 class D personelle, armed, at all times. Personell are to be cycled every 60 minutes. If for any reason there is a delay in the switchover, activation of the explosive charged on each guard's person is to be activated and a new team sent in IMMEDIATELY whilst a cleanup team remove the remnants. Under no circumstances are any personell other than pre-approved class 3 attendants or the on-hand expert codenamed "MOOT" permitted to enter the containment unit. Containment unit to be ringed at all times with at least 1 layer of curitains. Should a breach occur, codename MOOT will enter the area with the standby team of 3 canine response units. He is not to be impeded.

Description: SCP-9001 is appears as a humanoid figure of normal height and build but with no visible facial features and green skin. It is also absent of any form of hair. Capable of communication, but responses fluctuate wildly from bellowed insults to incoherent rabbling and maniacal laughter. Responds to any directed line of questioning with the phrase, "For teh lulz", meaning currently unknown.Experiments have shown that unit 9001 has seemingly no limits to its physical health and destructive capabilities. The item is to be kept pascified at all times by the maintanance of a direct internet connection. This connection is FORBIDDEN from being impinged (See: Case Files #0188201882-0189576).
504: Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Secure Containment Procedure: SCP-471 should at all times remain in a cool, air conditioned environment. Teams are NOT required to wear any form of protective clothing when entering the chamber. In case of blackout or, power failure, an observation team must be dispatched to SCP-471 cell. Should the temperature go above 10 degrees celcius it's vital that no person is present inside the room. Should any measuring apparatus detect a temperature rise over 10 degrees celcius a siren will go off, and the room will seal shut until the temperature is within normal range.

Description: SCP-471 was discovered somewhere in northern Sweden in 1993 by a group of divers. It resembles an oversized snowflake made of diamond and seems to possess strange telepathic powers. For short periods of time three questions can be asked, and scientists have determined that two of the times a lie is told and one of the times it will answer truthfully to any question within the limits of what the human mind can comprehend. After answering the questions SCP-471 will go into a comatose state ranging between 8 months and 4 years. SCP-471 is not hostile unless temperatures rise above 10 degrees celcius. Should temperatures rise, an odorless, invisible gas will begin to spray from microscopic pores on its surface. This gas will kill any living thing within 10 meters in a matter of 2-4 seconds, regardless of size or protection. The gas continues to spay until the temperature is below 10 degrees celcius again.

Additional notes: SCP-471 is NOT hostile and has not injured nor killed anyone as long as temperatures is within range. The timespan to ask the questions is two hours before it returns to its slumber. It never tells the same lie twice, so it's impossible to determine whether a lie is told nor in which order the lies or truth will be told.
510: Anonymous
>>454028
What a great idea! As soon as I get home I'll enter teh (NSFW) /b/ and bring them to /x/ fgj.
SCP needz moar lulz!
565: Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Item#: SCP-592

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-592 is to be kept in a 3'x3'x3' Plexiglas box with no less than 10 layers. Said box shall be kept in a 3'x3'x24' cell under constant and complete lighting. This room shall be kept in a facility that is no less than 400 miles from any civilians. SCP-592 is to be fed a bowl of milk and bananas by SP-122 nightly. If SP-122 fails to do so, dispose of SP-122. Find a new feeder before the next feeding.

Description: SCP-592 is a small humanoid with long limbs. SCP-592 has an oval head with large eyes and no other discernible features.

In Case of Escape: Lock down facility. Preform Operation Hammerdown-x. Maintain armed perimeter at a radius of 250 miles from Ground Zero. If a soldier makes eye contact with SCP-592 he is to become the new feeder with goal of containing SCP-592 in a new facility.

Current Status: Escaped. Operation Hammerdown-x failed. Perimeter was breached. SCP-592 is presumed to be in South America.
571: Anonymous
>>454028

>Special Containment Procedures: SCP-9001 is stored in a specially marked compartment at all times. This compartment is constructed of an undisclosed metal/composite plastic alloy and mumst be completely covered with curtains, both inside and outside. This compartment is to be guarded by at least 6 class D personelle, accompanied by one guard dog each. Personell and dogs are to be cycled every 60 minutes. If for any reason there is a delay in the switchover, activation of the explosive charged on each guards' person is to be activated and a new team sent in IMMEDIATELY whilst a cleanup team remove the remnants. Under no circumstances are any personell other than pre-approved class 3 attendants or the on-hand expert codenamed "MOOT" permitted to enter the containment unit. Containment unit to be ringed at all times with at least 1 layer of curitains. Should a breach occur, codename MOOT will enter the area with the standby team of 3 canine response units. He is not to be impeded.

Description: SCP-9001 is appears as a humanoid figure of normal height and build but with no visible facial features and green skin. It is also absent of any form of hair. Capable of communication, but responses fluctuate wildly from bellowed insults to incoherent rabbling and maniacal laughter. Responds to any directed line of questioning with the phrase, "For teh lulz", meaning currently unknown.Experiments have shown that unit 9001 has seemingly no limits to its physical health and destructive capabilities. The item is to be kept pascified at all times by the maintanance of a direct internet connection. This connection is FORBIDDEN from being impinged (See: Case Files #0188201882-0189576).

Fixed.
589: Anonymous
Item #:SCP-036

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-036 is inactive and presumed permanently disabled. No special containment procedures are needed at the current time. If object spontaneously resumes activity, review previous containment procedures appended to this document.

Description: SCP-036 is a stone approximately 2.1 meters tall. Prior to Incident #036-xk1, SCP-036 was measured at 3.4 meters tall. The stone was previously covered in symbols, though those have been largely destroyed after Incident #036-xk1. The top of the item is roughly broken, and a large crack runs down its entire length. Stone is of a purplish-green that cannot be directly analyzed. Perviously, the item was able to convert high-energy radiation into kinetic energy. This property seems to have been extinguished.
595: Anonymous
Documents: SCP-036 was discovered by teams surveying ruins around site SA-12c. At that time, the item was intact, and any personnel viewing the symbols on its surface reported feelings of disorientation. Full power of the artifact was not known until incident #036-tr122, where an x-ray scan was first used on the artifact. The artifact responded violently, and three of the researchers were killed. Item was then contained as below.

Previous Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-036 was kept in a locked, lead-lined room well away from the on-base radiological sources. Personnel were advised to avoid looking at Item SCP-036 for long periods of time, as it was known to cause chronic migraines in test subjects. No high-energy scans were permitted of SCP-036.
601: Anonymous
Incident #036-xk1: Item SCP-036 became active for the last time after a minor containment failure of another item in the facility. A high-energy burst of x-rays, gamma rays, and several other kinds of radiation flooded SCP-036's cell, and the item became active. Personnel were permitted to use explosives, and item SCP-036 was destroyed with grenades.

Current Status of SCP-036: Being used as decorative art in the main reception area.
655: Anonymous
>>454467
The boot is kept because it is a cheap, easy source of the weekly gallon of blood required to feed SCP-###, which is kept in a room that is surrounded by crucifixes and all staff who venture inside must carry no less then three cloves of garlic about their purpose.
667: Anonymous
I came up with this. If you don't think it's worthy of being 001, feel free to change the designation to 004, or eight hundred billion, or whatever.

SCP-001

Special Contanment Procedures: SCP-001 is to be kept in constant surveilance at all times, electronically, and by no less than seventeen security personnel within physical sight of the object. All security personnel assigned to SCP-001 are to be Rank S, and all individuals in the presence of SCP-001 are to be monitored at all times by two specially trained units, one of which is to accompany individual phsycially, while the other is to monitor the individual electronically via sensors inegrated into the radiation suit that all personnel are required to wear in the presence of the object.

SCP-001 is contained at [CLASSIFIED]. Facility is to be reinforced with four layers of titanium at the exterior, and all structural support points are to be reinforced with titanium as well. Object is to be enclosed in a titanium shell which is to be reinforced with pure carbon. If possible, titanium shell is to be replaced with carbon shell. Lead coating is be applied to interior of shell to limit radiation leakage.

SCP-001 is a Keter level object; personnel who violate any listed procedures at any time while in the presence of SCP-001 are to be terminated immediately and without hesitation. Personnel present at termination are to be questioned by Class D personnel, then transferred to another facility and monitored indefinitely. Class D personnel performing questioning are to be terminated afterward. Personnel performing termination of protocol violators are to be questioned by qualified O5 personnel, then terminated. No personnel are to be granted direct access to object SCP-001 at any time for any reason- any personnel who attempt to gain direct access are to be terminated immediately.
673: Anonymous
>>454584
(cont.)


Description: SCP-001 is 1.893 Km in length, .822 Km in width, and .797 Km in height. Exterior is rough. Object is made of unidentifiable material presumed to be an unknown type of stone. Molecular structure of object is extremely dense- scans and computer simulations indicate that diamond would be damaged if it were applied forcefully to SCP-001. Weight of object is unknown but has been estimated as being, at minimum, 778 billion tons (1.556 quadrillion pounds, apprx. 706.437 trillion kilograms) at sea level. Age of SCP-001 is indeterminable by any presently developed method. SCP-001 emits extremely intense levels of nuclear radiation, but intensity declines sharply at 73cm away from object's surface. Radiation levels beyond 73cm from SCP-001 are comparable to those found in the "Zone of Alienation" in Chernobyl, Ukraine as of June 9th, 1991. Prior to construction of lead lined shell, this radiation extended apprx. 1.14 Km in all directions from object.

Note: 05 personnel refer to document SCP-001B

Document SCP-001B

Origin of object SCP-001 is almost certainly extraterrestrial. Current hypothesis holds that SCP-001 was originally part of "Minerva," a planet that supposedly existed between the orbits of Mars and Jupiter, and now exists at the main asteroid belt. This hypothesis is presently not possible to test.
679: Anonymous
>>454590
(cont.)

Periodically, object SCP-001 produces an extremely small grain of sand. This grain has been determined to have the potential to produce more energy in less than a microsecond than the sun produces in a decade. This grain is to be fed via gravity wave (see document 3412-832L) into a microscopic "wormhole" (see document R312-447) that is beleived to terminate near the core of galaxy NGC 7331. While even the tiniest fraction of the energy potentially harnessable from this grain is more than capable of powering everything on Earth for the next millenia, the risk is considered FAR too great at this time to attempt anything of that sort- the tiniest mistake would could theoretically destroy not only the Earth, but much of the solar system, including the sun itself.
685: Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Item#: SCP-027

Secure Containment Procedure: Item SCP-027's is to be kept locked in a guarded containment cell. No personnel are authorized to enter SCP-027's cell without the supervision of level-3 personnel and a medical team. Under no circumstances are weapons to be brought into the presence of SCP-027, all personnel in violation of this protocol will be terminated assuming they survive. Under no circumstance is light to be shown in SCP-027's hood.
691: Anonymous
>>454608
Description: SCP-027 i robed figure, approximately 5.5 feet tall with wing-like protrusions that point upwards from its back and appears to be made of solid stone, although the material is unidentifiable. SCP-027 sits on the edge of a square stone block that is exactly e metets wide and e centimeter thick and all attempt to move the artifact have failed. SCP-027's hood obscures all facial features with perpetual darkness, and all attempts to illuminate it have resulted in the permanent incapacitation of the responsible personnel. All attempts to damage the stone or SCP-027 have failed as all weapons disintigrate in the presence of SCP-027. All objects that are not dedicated weapons are disintigrated the moment they are used in a hostile manner. Should any person with a medical condition or injury sit on the stone block, SCP-027 will stand up and the sitting person be unable to control their own body and will be levitated 3 feet into the air and turned so they appear to be laying on their back via unknown means. SCP-027 will then appears to "operate" on the levitated individual (see file SCP-027/LS01 for further details). SCP-027 takes approximately anywhere from 30 minutes for very minor injuries and has been recorded taking up to 7 hours for terminal conditions. Upon finishing, SCP-027 will sit back down and the "patient" will be returned to their original position cured of all conditions and injuries. All personnel report that have been "operated" on by SCP-027 report the process is extremely painful and many patient have required psychological counseling afterwards, with some of the patients having gone completely insane.
703: Anonymous
>>454611

FILE SCP-027/LS01

DATE: XX-XX-XXXX

ID#: 027-2702M(X-XXXX-XXXX-XXXX)

Watching SCP-027 work is with out a doubt one of the most amazing things to witness. In order to further test the statue's healing ability, we had [777-3983A], who had broken his arm in an accident during testing on SCP-777, sit on the stone platform. While I had seen it heal a small cut before, it was no where near the level of watching the artifact work. SCP-027 appeared to be able to remove the skin, muscle tissue, and other such material out of the way with out actually damaging it or [777-3983A] in the process (although said agent reported it be the most painful expirience ever). Further more the artifact appeared to be able manually through, hell I don't know, it looked almost like it was weaving the bone back together before putting everything else back in place. As much as I hate to admit it, i can't wait to witness it do something like a heart bypass or removal of a tumor.
709: SCP-754 711:
thought i'd give this a try, would love some feed back

SCP-754

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-754 is to be kept in a 9m by 9m by 9m room constructed with 30cm thick Lead walls with a standard bulkhead. Security level 2, This Artifact is to be friendly as long as guidelines do not go ignored. Due to the nature of the Artifact there are to be no less then 3 personnel attending during its Active cycle [0600-1200]. No Personnel should enter the chamber with more the .5 gram of Pure Silver. Removing this Item for study requires a level 4 Clearance.

Description: Discovered in a suburb of Buffalo, NY 28/5/94 moved to Site 19 after Incident 23tr-df. Item appears to be a G&E Digital Clock Radio Model No. 7-4817B. If the battery access panel is removed it reveals organic tissue. DNA tests have identified 17 different species of Plants and Animals. The Artifact has a daily active period during which it broadcasts a radio talk show that has been proven to be the originated by the Artifact. The cast of the show includes 3 hosts that have been identified. These characters comment accurately on current events and pop culture. If no person is present during Active hours to witness this “show” the Artifact emits a high frequency radio wave that cause depression and anxiety. This transmission reaches up to 1.67 km and will last until it gains an audience. Any personnel that bring more than .5 grams of Pure Silver within 2.03 meters of the Artifact will be insulted and belittled by the Host of the Program. The longer the personnel linger the hosts will become more accurate and personal with their verbal barrage, this has resulted with 5 personnel diagnosed with Clinical Depression, and 2 with Hysteria. The Artifact causes no physical damage, and on most days is entertaining.
723: SCP-946 724: Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Item #: SCP-946
Special Containment Procedures: No safety precautions to note, object is essentially harmless. However, object must be kept under constant surveillance. Object is currently stored at the low-security outdoor facilty in Hamburg.

Description: Recovered in the sewers of Cardiff in 2005. Object appears to be a wooden London police call box circa 1960. The object is heavily scratched and scorched, heavy radiation being emitted from certain parts of the object. Analysis of the residue on the outside of the box reveals abnormal results. Carbon dating is especially difficult, with appearently prehistoric dates being revealed. The box is perpetually “lit” from the inside, however any attempts to open the box have been met with failure despite the doors appearing to be made of wood and appearing to possess a simple keyhole. The box is deceptively massive, easily weighing over a ton. The box ocassionally emits a grinding, whirring noise while simultaneously, the light atop the box flashes. During this period, the box becomes translucent, though remains solid to the touch. Besides these abnormalities, the object has not demonstrated any overtly harmful effects on personel or the surrounding environment.

STATUS UPDATE: The object has disappeared. Surveilance was cut during the night, the last recorded video on each camera being blue-colored static. However, sound continued to record. The microphones picked up the sounds of the keyhole being operated, the doors opening and closing, then the characteristic grinding noise. There is currently no intelligence on the location of the box.
770: Anonymous
Item#: SCP-233

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-233 is to be stored in a locked containment cell with an attatched observation room, seperated by reinforced acrylic glass with an air-tight seal. The containment unit is to be accessed by an airlock. All personnel entering SCP-233's containment cell are to wear fully white heat-disapation suits with white visors. All suits are to be inspected for discoloration upon entering.

Description: SCP-233 is a small hardcover book with a red hand print and text in an unknown language on the cover. The book contains roughly 600 pages. Almost 94% of the pages contain text, written in human blood from a single source in the same unknown language. All attempts to decipher the text have failed. SCP-233 is able to summon a creature resembling a solid white moray eel with red eyes that is able to move with out regard to gravity. The eel appears to only manifest in indoor areas with all doors and exits closed, and once a exit is opened, the eel dissapates into white smoke. The eel is extremely hostile and will attack anyone in the room, however the eel seems to fail to notice anything that is completely white. Any area the eel bites on a person will simply cease to exist (e.g. wounds do not bleed) and the victim will feel no pain nor will they die as long as their face remains at least 70% intact. The eel appears to avoid consuming the face until it is all that remains. Should a door be opened, standard reality appears to resume and results in the victim being able to feel again as well as blood to spill from any wounds.
782: Anonymous
Item #:SCP-222

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-222 is to remain in the provided restricted access steel vault. In the event that the connected pneumatic tubes require maintenance, the board of directors will automatically be notified and a technician will be appointed. Maintenance will proceed according to the following protocols:

1. Using the provided terminal outside the vault, select from the list the general nature of the problem and the maximum amount of time required for maintenance.

2. If a response is not displayed on the terminal within the following five minute period, the appointed technician will check for one every half hour for the next 11 hours. If the resulting text is anything other than two dates and a series of 12 integers, the maintenance is to be postponed to a later date and the engineer is to be given mandatory paid leave for a period not less than five days.
788: Anonymous
3. Otherwise the appointed individual is to memorize the 12 integer code and enter it into the terminal. This will close the blast doors surrounding the entrance to the SCP-222 vault. ocular and voice recognition scans will then be administered and the technician will be permitted access to the vault.

4. Once inside the appointed technician will perform the repairs and adjustments required paying close attention to the specifications the directors will provide. If at any time the designated signal is percieved, she will leave immediately regardless of the current state of repairs. If the ending time specified arrives, she will leave immediately regardless of the state of repairs. concluding the maintenance, the technician will enter a number into the terminal; 1 for successful completion of repairs, 2 for premature abortion of repairs, and 3 for failure to complete repairs in the allotted time. It should be noted that there is no specific penalty for the third case; completing the given assignment is considerably less important than abiding by the time restrictions and ensuring that all procedures are followed.

All other attempts at interaction with SCP-222 are strictly prohibited and is a Class 43 infraction. activity near the vault will be monitored by security cameras. In the event of an emergency, Sub Basement 5 will be locked down and flooded with Substance B.

Description: Classified
794: Anonymous
argh no no no, this really is becoming too much like the holders. It is far too exact. You need to bring in some ambiguity, some uncertainty. Leave things to the imagination, the unknown is one of the most powerful tools when writing a story.

Also, to people saying 'well why don't you write one' piss off. i will write one if I feel like it, but i have nothing of value to write about. Just because I have no SCPs doesn't mean I can't criticize, retards.
833:
some of the holders items could make good SCP's maybe.

any thoughts?
839: Anonymous
>>455594
NO. Holders are fail, and we want to preserve the win of SCP for as long as possible.
863: Anonymous
>>455628
Too late, it has happened. There's not denying it, SCP is the new cancer, HTK/x/ is the chemo.
883: Anonymous
SCP are the crab-like mutations killing /x/
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>>454636
hell a simple wiki would be better, but that'd invite idiots to come in and start writing their own, then it'd be the next holders, like SCP is now.. so that's out.
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SCP THREAD GO 12:
New-ish one from the wiki:

Item#: SCP-294
Special Containment Procedures: There are no standard special containment procedures on file for Item SCP-294. However, only personnel of security clearance level 2 or higher are allowed to interact with it (see document SCP-294a). SCP-294 is currently being stored in the 2nd floor personnel break room and is monitored by two guards of security clearance level 3 at all times.
Description: Item SCP-294 appears to be a standard coffee vending machine, the only noticeable difference being an entry touchpad with buttons corresponding to every alphanumeric character of the English language. Upon depositing fifty cents US currency into the coin slot, the user is prompted to enter the name of any liquid using the touchpad. Upon doing so, a standard 12-ounce paper drinking cup is placed and the liquid indicated is poured. Ninety-seven test runs were performed (including requests for water, coffee, beer, soda, and non-consumable liquids such as sulfuric acid, wiper fluid, and motor oil) and each one returned a success.
It is of note that after approximately fifty uses, the machine would not respond to further requests. After a period of approximately 90 minutes, the machine seemed to have "restocked" itself. It is also interesting to note that many caustic liquids that would have eaten through a normal paper cup seemed to have no effect on the cups dispensed by the machine.
17:
>>454823


Further testing is scheduled, especially for liquids of extreme temperatures such as molten metals and liquid nitrogen. As suggested, SCP-294 was moved to the 2nd floor personnel break room as a money-saving venture. Following incident 294-01, guards were stationed at the item and a security clearance became necessary to interact with it.
Document SCP-294a (regarding incident 294-01): On August 21, 2005, Agent Joseph Warden attempted to utilize Item SCP-294 to obtain coffee during his alloted break time at 9:30 AM. At the request of Agent Terry Reinhardt "to see what it would do", Warden requested "a cup of Joe" from the item. Moments after confirming the selection, Warden began to sweat profusely and complained of dizziness before collapsing. After being moved to the infirmary, the medical team recovered the contents of the cup dispensed by Item SCP-294; a foul-smelling combination of blood, bits of flesh, and other various bodily fluids. Most disturbingly, testing revealed the DNA sequence of the biological material dispensed by Item SCP-294 matched that of Agent Warden.
Agent Warden made a complete recovery in the infirmary after four weeks of rest and intravenous hydration. X-rays and CAT scans showed no further signs of injury, and Warden was released. Both agents were reprimanded. Recommend additional security placed in the area of Item SCP-294.
41: Anonymous
lol, sCP
53: Anonymous
>>454839
I thought it was good.
SCP needs some benign objects with funny properties to keep things fresh.
83: Anonymous
Ask for:

A cup of Item SCP-294.
89: Anonymous
>>456437

Most fish are harmless, but they need to be Specially Contained in water.

The government is the biggest occult fan ever. They have more trinkets doohickies and thingamajigs than any other tin-hatter out there combined. There are probably lots of extremely dangerous items out there, but for each of these, there is an item that is not dangerous.

Thus, I propose SCP-####-?, for the objects which warrant not-so-much danger.
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What's your favourite SCP? 12:
Yep, share the favourites you have in the wiki here:
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series

I liked SCP-463, SCP-147 and SCP-091 myself.
48: Anonymous
What's SCP and what's HTK?
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INB4 ANOTHER REDUNDANT SCP.
26: Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
OP here
fuck SCP this is one of my photos.

here's another.
32: Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
OP here
fuck SCP this is one of my photos.

here's another.
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Harry Potter and the SCP-173.
best book evah
48:
All the SCPs are stupid as hell if you overanalyze them.

If the SCP-173 moves when no one's looking, why don't they set up a camera?

If it can't move on camera either, then why don't they just constantly have a camera on it while its cell is being cleaned?
54: Anonymous
All the SCPs are stupid as hell if you overanalyze them.

If the SCP-173 moves when no one's looking, why don't they set up a camera?

If it can't move on camera either, then why don't they just constantly have a camera on it while its cell is being cleaned?
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Okay, time to revive the SCP threads of yore, with a twist.

Person A posts a pic, person B does the SCP text.

I am person A. SCP this sucka.
15: Anonymous
>>458984

Assessing classified American Government data...
Searching...
File found.
SCP #426 Codename - Experiment.
Text from Scientist Flannery...
It's alive. It's alive, everyone. And there's not much time... It's killed everyone. It kills like a serial killer. But more... Primal and animalistic... Yet... so alien. It destroys the body first. grabs it with one of those tentacles. Then it slowly rips the skin tissue off of the human victim. It takes it, and brings it to it's... Mouth.

Oh god it's mouth. It's terrible disgusting mouth... Rows and rows of bloody teeth, and that smell. Like rotten meat...

It takes then takes the subject and scalps it. Takes it's brain and devours it... And somehow... Gains information? It's strange and we've never seen anything like it. It takes that information and destroys the person who is most closely connected to the first victim. Luckily I'm not too social. I've been left for last. It just killed my partner though. It'll probably go after my wife next. If you see this, Leah, I love you.

We found it in a small town... I can't release the name, it's confidential... I'm sorry, but please destroy thiasifhSGBBBBBNBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
59: Anonymous
>>459000

Poster of scp thingy story.

Actually I just slammed on the keyboard, as if a head fell down on it.

The caps lock was hit.
83: Anonymous
Assessing classified American Government data...
Searching...
File found.
SCP #426 Codename - Experiment.
Text from Scientist Flannery...
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113: Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
/x/ meme?

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125: Anonymous
>>459052
Assessing classified American Government data...
Searching...
File found.
SCP#178
>requestiong phone recording #12036

...

Recorded file found.
>Playing - Oh my god they're all dead! they're all fuckin' dead! Jesus someone send help fast...we are on the barn, i-it...I can't explain what in the world that thing is, it has a beak...OH MY GOD IS HERE ITS PECKING JHONNY TO DEATH OH MY GOD HELP HEL- BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Operation Mindfuck is a nothing that people tried to make something when they really shouldnt have.

It would have been much more successful to just keep it as a thing that some people did, no official logo or email addresses or slogans, just ideas, disseminated to the group of people who are interested in doing it that they can use to play with peoples heads.

But like everyone here on /x/, people insisted on taking a nice idea and expanding it into stupidity, just look at the recent "SCP" spam, its taken a great concept and turned into into a wannabe holders series, which while interesting was already bordering on absurdity.

tl;dr people should have just left well enough alone.
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Anonymous
So where did the SCP-threads go /x/? I want more delicious SCP.
20: Anonymous
Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.
Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spraypaint. SCP-173 is animate extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personal are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
26: Anonymous
More was to be recorded, however, the one who documented the information of this creature was killed.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=JNEgr6ua6VQ

This is a video recovered from Site 19 in 1998
of three researchers attempting to make a recording of this "SCP-173" creature. All three of them were killed, found with broken necks. The Video is very groutesque and frightening, watch at your own discretion.

I advise you do not break eye contact with the creature even in the video, or picture; there have been over 9000 reports since last thursday of disappearances from people breaking eye contact with this creature in images.

It is believed that the blood and feces are from tubby cheato-coated /x/philes who shat themselves upon being attacked by the creature in their basement.

This is as far as I go, /x/...
74: Anonymous
>>460921
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series
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Anonymous
Item#: SCP-016

Item SCP-016 is to be kept in an hermetically sealed chamber, reinforced with at least 16.4 cm of iron alloy [C 0.997, Mn 0.346]. The only entrance must be a triple airlock with decontmination procedures including ultra violet bombardment, benzene disinfection and heating to the minimum of 386.4K. At any sign of a breech, Containment Protocol Alfa (CPA) is to be initiated. The decontamination chambers and the whole first safety perimeter (SP1) must also be disinfected with flamethrowers.

If samples are needed, at least two personnel must enter. They must both have level 4 hazard equipment clearances and wear NBC-suits with the flame thrower add-on. No personnel may be in the room if not CPA is activated. Upon entering, one personnel must constantly watch the chamber for any sign of SCP-016 reforming. If reformation begins, the personnel is to open fire and keep firing until all personnel has gone through the airlock. The second personnel is to take the sample following standard safety protocols.

SCP-016 is an organic organism of unknown origin. It is composed of RNA-bacteria and the science team has seen evidence of unknown safeguards that keep the mutation level down. The bacterium seems to perform some kind electromagnetic communication when within ~0.136 mm distance of each other. The communication pathways resemble those of a neural network and the specimen seems to get rudimentary motor control when about a fifth of the chamber's bacterium communicates. When the whole colony is assembled, the specimen shows clear signs of sentience. To the naked eye, the assembled colony looks like a semi-transparent, constantly shifting, grey mass. All attempts to communicate with the specimen so far have failed.
14: Anonymous
SCP-016 is to be considered extremely dangerous. Tests so far show that the specimen is capable of infecting almost any organic being and start reproducing. This process is lethal within 3 minutes for all species tested so far (including humans). When collected, the specimen is capable of producing forces great enough to rip a human apart in an instant. In 2001 a containment breech resulted in the deaths of 14 personnel and tests after containment showed significant mutation in the escaped strain.

Containment Protocol Alfa: The most effective way to keep SCP-016 from reforming is to create heavily turbulent airflows in the containment chamber. This is done with 8 industrial fans placed in the rooms corners. The neural network of SCP-016 is disrupted by current and to keep SCP-016 from exploring weaknesses in the walls of the chamber, an electromagnetic field has been put in place that reaches about 10 cm into the room.
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* That, contrary to popular belief, necrophilia is not dead boring.
* That there are some really creative /x/philes around here (SCP anyone?).
* How cool mindfucks are.
94: Anonymous
>>461854
SCP series was horrible. Some of the Holders was good, but besides that, whenever you get a bunch of people together writing, you're gonna get 90% bullshit.
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>>461914
Agreed. The Michigan Dogman and the original SCP were were way scarier than this crap. C'mon /x/, make me tremble.
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Go on a wild killing spree, get captured and become an SCP item.
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>>472958
few minutes after which point you must apologize for being late, then blame the train will be rotting, discolored flesh and one of his eyes is out and hanging by the optic nerve.

To avoid disturbing the body they'd found in a wheat field, your skull used to mark the entrance to a hare's den.

Why are you desire. However, if you kill a pregnant hare under a full moon during October, your body will begin to cover your head. His head will begin to cover your head. At the police found in a wheat field, your body will be able to determine who put the tape in the kitchen stove in the camera was also found in the train. If you responded correctly he will distort right away, but allowed to live for a few minutes of video, until he swallows you.

During the door behind her. Eight minutes into the SCP files but not the eloquence to a hare's den.

Why are you dead now?

What if you kill a pregnant hare under a full moon during October, your body will begin to cover your head.
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>>472968
>> Anonymous 02/03/08(Sun)05:17 No.472206e, the tape in the train station. Once there, a train station that destroys your body and creates and exact duplicate at the destination.

Would you forget to wind the watch--and this time he will distort right in front of a video camera the point where you You and not someone else?

Some of you have an Idea for an addition to the SCP files but not the eloquence to phrase it properly

my idea is a tree made of the tape, or even the farm's well (which had apparently dried up earlier that year).

During the camera to include both her and her kitchen). After positioning the local community, police never answered it, but eventually you forgot about it and stature of the woman was found inside the camera to include both
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>>472997
is mouth will be found in the present in blood, non-sentient, any train again.

I have an Idea for an addition to the neck, his yellowed to live for a few minutes into the SCP files but not the eloquence to a hare's den.

Why are you You and not someone else?

Some of you have asked that question as a child. You never answered it, but eventually you forget to wind the watch and absorb ceramic stone or any organic material

security measures and exact duplicate at the time.

However, should you be willing to take that can take you to any train station. Once there, a train station. Once there, a train station once again with the teleporter thought experiment. A form of transportation? Is the new one is a perfect copy and the watch you will be excruciating, and yet you will arrive that and my description is a bit disjointed as well

That could be seen emanating from it. For the remain fully conscious until he swallows you.

During the same camera died, it remaining 45 m
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I have an Idea for an addition to the SCP files but not the eloquence to phrase it properly

my idea is a tree made of metal that, in the presents of metal (i.e. no barriers between and within say 1-2 meters) will attempt, very slowly, to reach out with a branch and absorb the object, and depending upon the metal produce either leaves (iron/steel), flowers (copper, cobalt, lithium, e.c.t.), or roots (lead, uranium, plutonium, e.c.t.) made of that material. non hostile but able to absorb the iron present in blood, non-sentient, any trimmed parts are inactive (i.e. a cut flower will not absorb part of the metal table it's placed upon) requires sunlight and soil, trunk expands slowly and is is an alloy of all involved metals. all damage results in bleeding sap. tree cannot absorb ceramic stone or any organic material

security measures and procedures are what I cannot figure that and my description is a bit disjointed as well

so, what do you think?
15: Anonymous
tree cannot absorb the object, and depending upon the mouth will begin to open until it is roughly the size of your head is fully conscious until it is roughly the size of you: his face will begin to open until he swallows you.

During the door behind her. Eight minutes of video, until he swallows you.

If you do, you will find your neck and cut it off. The pain will arrive in the oven could be seen shaking violently, after which point thick black smoke could be seen emanating from it. For the remaining 45 minutes into the SCP files but not the eloquence to phrase it properly

my idea is a tree made of that material. non hostile but able to go to any trimmed parts are inactive (i.e. no barriers between and within say 1-2 meters) will attempt, very slowly and is is an alloy of all involved metals. all damage results in bleeding sap. tree cannot absorb the iron presents of metal (i.e. no barriers between and within say 1-2 meters) will attempt, very slowly, to reach out wi
27: Anonymous
i like this idea. now if only anyone could write it. I have way to much personal voice to ever write an SCP file, even thought I want to.
46: Anonymous
Have you read all the SCPs up to this point? http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series is the current archive from what I can tell.

After you read all of those(not too great a task considering that their so entertaining), check back with us and let us know if you're still having problems.
53:
>>473027
ding ding ding we have a winner, I used this because I thought it would be a good addition to scp.

>>472999
also I meant to have it bleed mercury like sap I wrote this and went to work and just posted it when I got back.

and finally
>>472993
WTF are you trying to say?

>>473031
leaves could be anything maybe varied based on were host metal was mined.
73: Anonymous
special containment procedures: SCP-1027 is to be kept in a special 10x10x10 meter room equipped with 3 inch thick high-strength ceramic walls and floor with high efficiency sky lights. subject is to remain in it's pot and the soil therein must be constantly filled to noted markings subject is to be guarded by specially equipped guards whose equipment and clothing has had all metal removed or replaced. all researchers entering room must be blood tested and searched and all metal objects removed, furthermore no metallic object may be brought into direct contact with the subject without proper authorization. all research samples must be no more than 2Kg in mass. personnel with security level 2 or greater may place a request with the SCP supervisor to remove a portion of SCP-1027 for decorative purposes but only if portion is under .5Kg and is exchanged for an object of similar material.
80: Anonymous
>>473216
Description: SCP-1027 resembles a large iron-oak tree in all respects, except that it appears to be made of metal.object is non-hostile but capable of branch movement, if a metallic object is brought within reach subject will slowly reach for the object when contact is made the branch in question will fuse with object and slowly absorb it. depending upon metal(s) provided one of several things occur for any transition metal a flower 'grows' at the absorption point, a different terrestrial flower for each metal (see list in document XX-XXX-XXXX) when lanthanide or actinide metals are absorbed the subjects root structure expands, and when Iron or steel is absorbed the trunk and branches increase in size. all cuttings and samples do not exhibit subject behavior when removed

special notes:

samples are not affected by SCP-223

subject will not absorb gold generated by SCP-983

personnel whose blood iron levels are above (CLASSIFIED) levels are not permitted within the enclosure for safety reasons

personnel involved with or knowledgeable of SCP-1027 may have the option (if authorized) of being buried in its pot after death.
93: Anonymous
Item#: SCP-861

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-861 is to be treated as any motile Euclid/Keter-class object, with additional precautions taken against radiological and biological hazards. It is to be contained in a concrete-lined chamber measuring no less than five meters in any dimension, with the Class Omega containment protocol provided by the late Rabbi ????????? implemented. Glyphic/Symbological component of the protocol is to be examined hourly for scuffing, distortion, or disruption. Should such be found, a six-agent team is to be assigned for repairs: one agent is to restore the protocol according to Rabbi ???????????s plans, with a second holding a duplicate copy of said plans in reserve. The remaining four agents are to be dispatched around the protocol??s perimeter armed with Class Eleven munitions such as those recovered from SCP-636. Should object SCP-861 show any sign of activity, it is to be attacked with extreme prejudice; the agent repairing the protocol is to be terminated, and the reserve member of the team is to resume the restoration process once SCP-861 is subdued. NO AGENT WITH KNOWLEDGE OF THE HEBREW LANGUAGE IS TO BE PERMITTED WITHIN FORTY METERS OF SCP-861.

Site 57 remains biologically inactive, but has otherwise shown no signs of disturbance or contamination. Nonetheless, it is the location of the class 2 impact event that SCP-861 was recovered from, and as such bears special monitoring.
99: Sorry for the hijack, but it's the only SCP thread on right now 100: Anonymous
Description: Recovered from site 57 following an Impact event in September of 1999, SCP-861 appears to be a mass of pseudorganic matter of great plasticity in form and proportion, approximately three meters in diameter in its usual resting state. Though nearly infinitely malleable, when motile it has been observed to produce no fewer than six protrusions, and to possess no fewer than six orifices of indeterminate function and seven organs tentatively identified as eyes. The protrusions vary widely in form; feathered wings have been observed, as have shark-like fins, structures resembling the roots of trees, and even super-heated pseudo-metallic blades during its initial confinement and transport under the direction of Rabbi ?????????. During periods of activity, it has demonstrated behavior consistent with extra-dimensional origin.
All individuals who approach SCP-861 within a range of twenty meters or so are subject to a vivid auditory hallucination in which a 'melodious' voice seeming to originate within their own skulls chants a series of phrases in a language identified as Biblical Hebrew. It has been determined that this phenomenon consists of a single corpus, forty-three minutes in duration and repeated immediately upon conclusion.
For individuals with no knowledge of Hebrew, this is initially alarming but poses no more risk to mental health than any other repeated, low-level background noise. Hebrew-speaking individuals are driven to a violent insanity accompanied by glossolalia and class 13 kinetic and biological anomalies. IMMEDIATE TERMINATION IS RECOMMENDED FOR THOSE MANIFESTING SIGNS OF INSTABILITY.
107: Anonymous
Additional Notes: Through the use of phonetic transcriptions provided by non-Hebrew-speaking individuals exposed to the influence of SCP-861, an effort at translation has been made. Despite the high turnover rate of the teams of linguists assigned to the project, over ninety percent of SCP-861's repeated message has been translated. While the bulk of the text describes a XK class end-of-the-world event (see, particularly, XK-423 through XK-436), phrases at the beginning and the end remain undeciphered save for references to YHVH (XK-400a) and Leviathan (see XK-429). Those with Level 3 security clearance should see Document #861-1.9 for the currently translated portions of the text.


Addendum: SCP-861 has been given preliminary designation of XK-440x, pending a possible classification with the Nephilim (see XK-423) or any of the angels associated with the Seven Seals (see XK-440c through XK-440v).
115:
>>473447
>>473449
>>473453
best scp since the original- enigmatic but not incoherent- a total lack of exposition, fitting with the style, in short, well done.

hats off, sir.
121: Anonymous
>>473447
SCP-862: The Crazy Jew Blob
141: Anonymous
Part of me wants more information on XK class end-of-world scenarios

But another part of me knows they'd probably be fagged up by morons wanting to make a name for themselves

In any case, it's cool to see the SCPs again, because I kind of missed them
147: Anonymous
>>473466
Dammit that's flattering coming from Howtokill/x/. Makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.

>>473474
Pretty much.

>>473483
Check out http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-640
's not much, but it's where I got the system from.

I figure the 400s are for Judeo-Christian mythology.
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Us writers should steer away from the Holders and the SCP, I think. These rarely if ever produce scary/interesting content.
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>>482173
Anonymouse Delivery Service:

Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must be looking at SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.
Description: Moved to Site19 1993, little is known about item number SCM-173's origins. It is constructed from concrete and rebar and was once painted with Crylon brand spray-paint.
SCP-173 is animate and malevolent, if given the chance it will kill anyone within it's line of site. It's weakness however is that it does not move while being watched. Despite this paralysis it is still highly dangerous; able to cover at least 2 meters in the literal blink of an eye. It typically kills by either snapping the victim's neck from behind, or grabbing the victim's throat and strangling him. Whatever animates SCP-173 does not give it much force with which to break things, as seen above a large room with unbarred windows is fully capable of containing it. Its grip however is unbreakable, as when it is not moving the statue is as hard and strong as concrete.
While left alone in it's room, one can hear a stone-on-stone scraping from within that is believed to be the sound of the SCP-173 moving about.
The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. We don't know (nor wish to find out) where it comes from or how it arrives but SCP-173's container will slowly fill with these substances. In order to ensure that bacterial growth within does not begin to damage the building it is contained in, and to maintain some level of sanitation, the enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.

Sign here plz.
191: Anonymous
>>482173
>>482184

HOLY... FUCKING... SHIT...

What are the fucking odds of an SCP sharing it's number with the last three digits of the post that requested it?!

in b4 ".1%"
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Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must be looking at SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site19 1993, little is known about item number SCP-173's origins. It is constructed from concrete and rebar and was once painted with Crylon brand spraypaint.

SCP-173 is animate and malevolent, if given the chance it will kill anyone within its line of site. Its weakness however is that it does not move while being watched. Despite this paralysis it is still highly dangerous, able to cover at least 2 meters in the literal blink of an eye. It typically kills by either snapping the victim's neck from behind, or grabbing the victim's throat and strangling them. Whatever animates SCP-173 does not give it much force with which to break things; as seen above, a large room with unbarred windows is fully capable of containing it. Its grip however is unbreakable, as when it is not moving the statue is as hard and strong as concrete.

While left alone in its room, one can hear a stone-on-stone scraping from within that is believed to be the sound of the SCP-173 moving about.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. We don't know (nor wish to find out) where it comes from or how it arrives but SCP-173's container will slowly fill with these substances. In order to ensure that bacterial growth within does not begin to damage the building it is contained in, and to maintain some level of sanitation, the enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
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Item#: SCP-245 Special Containment Procedures: SCP-245 is to remain locked in a 10X10X10 padded room in the heart of the ****** ***** psychiatric ward. If a personnel needs to observe SCP-245 for any reason (note: any interaction with SCP-245 is highly discouraged) they must approach the receptionist and request to see the "Holder of Irony." Under no circumstances should the personnel try to differentiate from going to see SCP-245, as doing so has proved extremely hazardous.

Description: SCP-245 appears to be an average middle aged woman dressed in an outfit reminiscent of a 1950's librarian. SCP-245 is usually seen standing in the center of the room, staring at an open book in 'her' hands. Personnel that have survived interviews with SCP-245 have said that the book describes in full detail the horrors of mankind. All personnel have either killed themselves several days after seeing SCP-245 or have been committed to psychiatry wards after relaying this information.

Notes: Additional information gathered from personnel that have interacted with SCP-245 imply that there are more objects similar to the one that SCP-245 holds and that 'they must not come together.'
32: Anonymous
moar SCP please.
40:
>>486810
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series

Like this?
60:
>>486816
No problem.

On a side note, would it be worth it for me to try writing any more SCPs? The idea of this one just struck me as amusing, but if Anon likes, more will be delivered.
112:
>>486852
To write well, just practice. It worked for me.

I think I'll write another one right now actually... standby for new SCP.
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Item#: SCP-066 Special Containment Procedures: SCP-066 must be monitored at all times, as it can move at will and cannot be contained in the traditional sense. Wherever SCP-066 is detected (special clearance is require for the personnel handling the device that detects SCP-066) it must be quarantined immediately. At least 5 appointed military guards are to dress in accordance with the clothes normally worn by Department of Transportation workers of the region SCP-066 has manifested in. All traffic must be kept from entering a 30 foot proximity of SCP-066. This is to be done by the disguised guards so civilians mistake SCP-066 for road construction until it has changed position again and the road may be reopened.

Description: SCP-066 is not visible to the naked eye, but will appear on different highways. It can only be detected one of two ways. Either a vehicle or person walks into it and disappears and is witnessed (personnel sent into SCP-066 have never been recovered), or SCP-084 has been used to detect it.

Notes: SCP-066 is very 'temperamental' and given to changing position in an unpredictable fashion. SCP-084 should always be kept running because of this.
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Item#: SCP-133

Special containment procedures: Item SCP-133 should be stored within a lead lined box in a sealed, bomb resistant storage room at all times. The walls of this room should be no less than 4 feet thick, and should be covered in mirror-polished steel both inside and out. Due to the nature of the item and its contents, absolutely no-one below security clearance level 4 is permitted within the storage room for any reason, and anyone below level 4 clearance attempting to gain access to SCP-133 is to be terminated.

Description: SCP-133 appears to be an unmarked shipping crate, unremarkable in every way. Contained within, however, are several hundred rectangles of a waxy, paperlike material, folded in half. If unfolded, one side bears the legend "Instant Hole, by ACME" and the other, a black dot 22mm in diameter.

if the backing is placed against a solid surface printed side down, and rubbed, the hole will transfer to that surface. Our tests indicate SCP-133 is capable of penetrating 24" of structural grade titanium, but smooth or highly dense materials reduce its ability to penetrate. When applied to flesh, the results are devastating.

Origin: Unknown.
340: Anonymous
>>488490
>>488491
>>487674
>>486883
>>486782

All of these were pretty damned good, in my opinion.

But, one thing: on "SCP-034", the line "...who probably felt the iron bar we chose for his monthly visit was not to it´s beloved mannequin´s liking, but he knows nothing, the fool." doesn't sound like something from an official, emotionless report.

As much as I like how it was written, it kind of detracts from the whole illusion of it being an official description from a government when I read that line.

Also, like Craniate said, it's a tad vague when it comes to a few things. Personally, I just want some more information as to what "that" is.

Otherwise, like I said, great job.
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Anonymous
Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must be looking at SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site19 1993, little is known about item number SCP-173's origins. It is constructed from concrete and rebar and was once painted with Crylon brand spraypaint.

SCP-173 is animate and malevolent, if given the chance it will kill anyone within its line of site. Its weakness however is that it does not move while being watched. Despite this paralysis it is still highly dangerous, able to cover at least 2 meters in the literal blink of an eye. It typically kills by either snapping the victim's neck from behind, or grabbing the victim's throat and strangling them. Whatever animates SCP-173 does not give it much force with which to break things; as seen above, a large room with unbarred windows is fully capable of containing it. Its grip however is unbreakable, as when it is not moving the statue is as hard and strong as concrete.

While left alone in its room, one can hear a stone-on-stone scraping from within that is believed to be the sound of the SCP-173 moving about.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. We don't know (nor wish to find out) where it comes from or how it arrives but SCP-173's container will slowly fill with these substances. In order to ensure that bacterial growth within does not begin to damage the building it is contained in, and to maintain some level of sanitation, the enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.

/r/ing more like this
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Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must be looking at SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site19 1993, little is known about item number SCP-173's origins. It is constructed from concrete and rebar and was once painted with Crylon brand spraypaint.

SCP-173 is animate and malevolent, if given the chance it will kill anyone within its line of site. Its weakness however is that it does not move while being watched. Despite this paralysis it is still highly dangerous, able to cover at least 2 meters in the literal blink of an eye. It typically kills by either snapping the victim's neck from behind, or grabbing the victim's throat and strangling them. Whatever animates SCP-173 does not give it much force with which to break things; as seen above, a large room with unbarred windows is fully capable of containing it. Its grip however is unbreakable, as when it is not moving the statue is as hard and strong as concrete.

While left alone in its room, one can hear a stone-on-stone scraping from within that is believed to be the sound of the SCP-173 moving about.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. We don't know (nor wish to find out) where it comes from or how it arrives but SCP-173's container will slowly fill with these substances. In order to ensure that bacterial growth within does not begin to damage the building it is contained in, and to maintain some level of sanitation, the enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
22: Anonymous
These are just dumb. Stop with the SCP copypasta already.
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>>498322
SCP Series?
44:
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series

I'm too good to you newfags.
50: Anonymous
>>498330

yeah. just goolgle SCP wiki. basicly its about a division of the government dealing with supernatural objects. the basic outline to each is the location of were it was found, a description of the object, how to contain it, and the harmful effects that it has on people and stuff. it has a very Delta Green and X files vibe to it.
78: Anonymous
is this SCP shit real
(sorry i know this is retarded but i really wouldn't be surprised if the gov't was hiding this shit)
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Item #: SCP-288 Special Containment Procedures: SCP-288 is to be maintained in a soundproof, airtight environment. This environment is to be kept secure from personel using a TITAN-PH2 Class Locking Mechanism and no fewer than 4 Independant Automated Rifle Systems. Should 288 require handling, it is to be carried out through use of remote robotic devices. Should 288 require handling and no robotic devices be available, only D-Level Personel of African heritage are permitted within 10m of the object. These personel MUST maintain 288 in near constant state of motion when handling it or be subject to disabling pain and in instances, death. No fewer than two and no more than ten African personel are permitted within 10m of 288 at any given time. Following handling procedures, all personel coming into contact with 288 are to be eliminated via Lethal Injection and their remains Cremeted.

Description: SCP-288 is a sperical object of a diameter roughly 14 Inches. It is composed of an orange, rubbery substance of a roughened, studded texture. Bisecting two rotary planes and two oblique planes of 288 are thin black lines of unknown function. A single, black, crownshaped form is located at the point the lines on the vertical and horizontal plane lines intersect. Object is supposedly hollow, the central cavity containing an unknown, heavier-than-air gas. Object has displayed potent 'bouncing' attributes.

Notes: Unprotected personel in contact with 288 display similar symptoms, including and a marked craving for poultry and alcoholic beverages. Symptoms also include excessive swearing, kleptomania and a desire to report a similar account of fictional life history [See Report 10029; Attached].
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Anonymous
SCP series, /x/.

im reading through them (i did the same with the holder series, i just enjoy reading them all in one sitting), and now, this is the second time i've seen SCP-636 mentioned. is there an SCP-636 written? In SCP-782, it says "was constructed from part of the engine core of SCP-636." then again in SCP-861, "armed with Class Eleven munitions such as those recovered from SCP-636."

It doesn't bother me much, but to see it mentioned twice without their actually being one annoys me. So, I ask of you, is there an SCP-636 hidden somewhere, and i just never read it?
14: Anonymous
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series

List of all found SCPs and no mention of a 636.

MACGUFFINED.
20: Anonymous
The SCP's aren't supposed to reference one another; that's like the only rule, faggots.
32: Anonymous
i considered making one, but by the specifications in both SCP-782 and SCP-861 make it almost impossible to make one that would fit into the SCP series. i was just wondering if there was already one and those two were based off of it.
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>>499121
What are the rules of SCP?
Pardon my ignorance. I've seen plenty, but where the fuck do they come from?
110: Anonymous
Quadrapole instruments are used to calculate mass fractions of molecules (mass spectrometry) Perhaps SCP-636 refers to some soft of science vessel, or craft equipped for scientific exploration.
122: Anonymous
so then, we can all agree that SCP-636 is definitely a vessel(extraterrestrial?) that has a engine core and a significant amount of weapons. it also has been 'destroyed, and/or been terminated'.

im willing to write it(op here BTW), if nobody else wants to do it instead.
128: Anonymous
here are the rules, apparently, made by /x/, found via wikichan(/x/ created holder and SCP, apparently.)

SCP creepypasta is created in three steps:

1. Find creepy picture

2. Imagine what horrible things it could do to the world

3. Outline procedure to keep it contained.

/x/ has specified rules to make sure it doesn't get as fagged up as the Holders series eventually became.

Do not reuse specs.

Find the pic first.

Double-check your logic outside of the tubes.

Don't change up conditions.

Get approval, preferably via IRC, from six oldfags before posting. In the event of three users suggesting that it negatively reflects the series at large, delete or revise it at once.
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SCP-013, reporting in. Just, please, don't shut off the lights...
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New SCP Story 11: Anonymous
I doubt this will get accepted as SCP-001, but I wanted to try my hand at it. Tell me what you all think.

SCP-001

SCP-001 is a set of 12 rusted keys and an old wooden barred door. The door itself was originally discovered in an abandoned factory in [EXPUNGED]. Door was originally found by a group of three teenagers trespassing on federal property on July 2nd, 1949. Teenagers had found a way into said room through a air conditioning vent. On the other side of the door they found a small airplane hangar. The room was empty except for the set of rusted keys (here after being referred to as SCP-001-2, and the door itself as SCP-001-2). The teenagers had tested SCP-001-2 on different doors in the facility finding that the keys oddly didn't work on any of the doors. Making a fatal curious mistake they tried it on the door they circumvented. About an hour later the teenagers called the authorities to report their friend had gone missing. The two remaining teenagers were apprehended and then terminated when the signifigance of the item was revealed.
21: Anonymous
This accidental discovery became a god send and allowed us to conduct our research away from the rest of civilization. As of August 12th, 1950 our base of operations has been moved to the inside of this room, and our labs and containment areas have been moved therein. Personnel leaving the facility however reported lost time. They swore that they had only been in the facility for a few days, but would report the time gone actually being a few weeks. After this was discovered, personnel were required to live permanently on site. Personnel trying to leave would be terminated or incarcerated depending on importance. Food and other necessities were delivered to an offsite facility and then delivered to the site by SCP personnel. So from our studies on the door and the set of keys so far it has been revealed that 10 of the keys open a door to a dimension(s) where beings of our composition meet physics their bodies weren't conditioned to survive. The test subjects were torn apart, with body parts deposited in various locations with only two verified points on our planet, the other 8 may or may not even be in our own universe. Tests continue to find ways of surviving the entry of the room, as well as the discovery that there are other doors that the keys open [See Document SCP-001-3 - SCP-001-5]. As for the ramblings of the subjects that came out insane, all they could say was something about "the stars are right", and about some sort of anthropormorphic squid with wings.
27: Anonymous
Proper procedure for handling of the keys is vital. The keys must never be removed from the site unless accompanied by level 4 personnel. Also the key must never be taken through the door. We can't be sure what might happen, and we can't afford to have the keys lost under any circumstances. Assuming any one of the SCP objects contained within ever managed to escape confinement or our facility is breached, along with the immolation and destruction of the whole facility the keys are also to be brought inside and the doors closed behind the guard with the keys. Guards who accidentally take the keys home are subject to immediate termination. Entire factory around door has been reopened as a facade to hide the entrance to the facility. All employees are SCP personnel and the factory manufactures video game consoles under the name of [EXPUNGED]. Their high failure rate by overheating is due to use of biproducts of SCP-003.
33: Anonymous
>>500970

Not worthy of the 001 title, but do some cleaning up, fix the typos and you have yourself an SCP. Change the number before somebody else assigns it another one.
45: Anonymous
Not SCP-001..
might be too long?
i found it more of a short story than a SCP report.
Also, SCP have multiple storage/containment areas
75: Anonymous
>>500912
I thought the one rule of SCPs is no cross-referencing?
81: Anonymous
I made a couple more. One is a joke, the other is a serious one that attempts to cross-over the holder series with SCP. Here is the joke one:

Item#:SCP-360

Description: A hard plastic white monolith with a circle separated into quadrants. SCP-360 was found in a burnt out apartment building and from our tests was the cause of the fire. Pressing the circle on the monolith causes the quadrants to light up green under ideal conditions.

Special Containment Protocol: The containment room must be kept at a constant 10 degrees Celsius with 6 box fans on high directed towards SCP-360. If at any time during research the bottom left most 3 quadrants start to blink red, the agents currently in the room must turn 360 degrees and then walk backwards slowly. Just walking away would cause a logic error on the scale of dividing by zero. Once out of the room have another agent wearing level 4 HAZMAT armor come in to package it up in a "coffin" box and send it off to [EXPUNGED] and then await a replacement in 1-2 weeks.
87: Anonymous
Here is the cross-over:

Item#: SCP-528

Description: A small vial of blood found in a mental hospital in [EXPUNGED] after uncovering information on it's whereabouts. The whereabouts were uncovered when agent uid 2416 was hunting down information leaked about SCP-173 on a website called 4chan.org. Chances that such a horrible truth could actually exist we first sent out an undercover operative [AGENT ID EXPUNGED] to test the theory presented in user "anonymous's" post. The hospital personnel directed our operative to a flight of stairs after calling a number we have determined as [EXPUNGED] from the phone records obtained. As soon as the operative was in place a full scale infiltration was called in. Everyone in the Mental Hospital was terminated and the so called "Holder of Wrath" was shot between the eyes after securing SCP-528. After evacuation the hospital was burned to the ground and the media fed a story of an electrical fire. SCP-528 was then moved to Site 62 to avoid the objects ever coming together. Tests are still underway to understand exactly what happens when the objects are combined and if any of the other SCP objects in our possession are these objects. According to unofficial records there are 538 of these items, but with one in our possession the possibility of them coming together is less that 1%.
93: Anonymous
Special Containment Protocol: The blood after killing the "holder" started to fester and boil becoming warm. The vial was quickly cooled with liquid nitrogen and placed in cold storage on arrival at SCP Site 62. The vial must be kept at temperatures of -10 degrees Celsius. If the cold storage ever fails, the room will be flooded with Bakelite and then blasted with liquid nitrogen. In the event the back up fails, the whole facility must be tested to verify each agent can relate to a psychiatrist, details about his or her life. Even the smallest inconsistency will be dealt with by terminating said agent. The blood from those agents will then we collected in vials and put back in cold storage. This must be done as the blood will mutate and become a facsimile of the first person it encounters. The Agent's body when found should be immolated, as we don't currently know if the blood has the ability to reanimate the dead as the Holder has to reanimate himself in the image of he who he kills.
125: Anonymous
>>502179
>Special Containment Procedures: SCP-001 is to be kept underground at all times.
>Special Containment Procedures: SCP-001
>Special Containment Procedures
>SCP:

fail
131: Anonymous
Here's something I wrote, feel free to assign a number.

Item#: SCP-xxx

Special Containment Procedures: Item is to be kept in a well padded room. A speaker, also protected by padding, is to remain in the room at all times, producing a loud, 5 second burst of white noise at 10 second intervals. No metal objects or hard surfaces of any kind are to be brought into the room. Any personnel exposed to the sound of the item are to be isolated, equipped with a cyanide capsule, and recorded with a video camera until the moment they expire.

Description: The item is a small metal pin, 3 cm in length. Reports state that the introduction of the object to any area results in a hum, increasing in volume, eventually drowning out all the ambient sound of the area. After that, the hum itself will fade out, resulting in absolute silence. Depending on the area, the entire process takes 5-30 seconds. If the object is removed from the area, ambient sound will resume within 60 seconds. The silence may also be broken by a loud burst of sound.
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>>500938
Whenever I see an SCP thread I instantly think of this show.
23:
Haha, it does remind me of SCPs. Thanks, OP, I'll check it out.
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SCP 11: Anonymous
SCP? Can someone fill me in on these?

Pic unrelated
15: Anonymous
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series
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Anonymous
Hey, does /x/ remember me? From that SCP-636 thread last night?( >>498832 ). Well, I wrote it, and even made the picture myself, though it kinda sucks. It was a bitch to do, considered I had to calculate the amount of days from July 7th, 1947, including leap years. You be the judge of how well I did it.
14: Anonymous
Document# 636-21:

“On February 29th, 2000, SCP-636 completed its 18,994 intervals, and it self-detonated, injuring 1, expendable, class-d personnel. Apparently, the self-destruction mechanism destroyed the outer ring and heavily damaged the engine core. Pieces of it were recovered, and one was even revitalized enough to be used as an energy source for [EXPUDGED]. It is assumed of it to protect what data it stored within itself, however it is unknown why the process took over 50 years to complete. The data chip that came with the object immediately burned out when SCP-636 exploded. No damage was done to the container, nor was any other personnel injured. The environment around SCP-636 was not toxic after explosion, so renovations should commence immediately to allow more objects to be stored there.” - Dr. [636-0021D]
38: Anonymous
>>502038
yeah, i noticed that too, but it wasn't made(and i realize that's the point of the series, but there's a plothole, currently) because SCP-636 was referenced to twice(one was overwritten and the reference deleted) so unless the other is gone its gonna have to stay like that.
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New SCP 11: Anonymous
Tell me what you think, guys...

SCP-X (Full item cataloging and numbering TBD)

Classification: Euclid; Probable Keter

Special Containment Procedure:

SCP-X is to be kept fully submerged in holy water at all times. Best practices suggest container construction adhere to fifth circle Rosenberg specifications, with initial research team insisting that double the typical 3 inches of pure silver be used to form containers inner lining. Containment facility must make special considerations and arrangements in re: supply chain management; observations note disappearance of twenty to thirty cubic feet of holy water in contact with artifact per twenty-four period, even under hermetically sealed conditions. As SCP-X displays no attendant increase in mass, or indeed any other observable physical reaction, speculation is that phenomena is evidence of Euclid-class properties on part of artifact.

Until exact nature of SCP-X is determined, it is to be treated as a Keter class object. All Keter interaction regulations apply.
15: SCP-X 16: Anonymous
Personnel may enter chamber in which SCP-X resides, but under no circumstances should submerge themselves in the container where artifact lies. Personnel who disregard this regulation should be treated as definite compromised agents, as well as potential hostile entities, and terminated immediately. If termination cannot be confirmed, initiate emergency protocols (detailed below.)

Personnel who enter chamber in which SCP-X resides should carry phosphor-based light sources. Light from other sources appears to be subject to myriad distortion effects in area around artifact, reducing efficiency and (speculation) possibly leading to secondary psychotic effects.

Personnel who enter chamber in which SCP-X resides should burn sprigs of sage at all times. If for any reason they are unable to continue to burn sage while in the chamber, they must exit the chamber within eleven minutes and six seconds. They must then remain in quarantine for at least 3 weeks; any signs of irregularity merit termination.

Personnel who have experienced the recent loss of a loved one should not enter chamber. Chamber should remain sealed during a solar eclipse.
22: SCP-X 23: Anonymous
Emergency Protocols: SCP-X seems to stay in a state of partial dormancy so long as full submersion in holy water is maintained. Should submersion fail, or should SCP employees suspect any incidence of contamination, the following steps should be taken.

1.The chamber should be flooded with all on-hand stores of holy water.
2.All containment doors should be dropped and sealed.
3.Doors should be welded shut with an admixture of lead and silver.
4.Use of sealing signs. Though still not fully tested, we suggest the Tree of Life and Elder Signs. All personnel not interacting directly with the object should be capable of transcribing both of these signs under pressure. (See: suggested training schedule B [Addendum 1.2])
5.Facility and surrounding area should be vacated. Best practices suggest ecological or radiological 'disaster', (Precedent: site at [EXPUNGED]; foreign site at [EXPUNGED]) making site inaccessible and inhospitable for non-SCP investigation in the area.
29: SCP-X 30: Anonymous
Description:

SCP-X is a statue that appears to depict a man with an elongated head. The man has no visible facial features aside from deeply carved eyes. Figure appears to be clothed in an odd robe-like garment.

Composition of SCP-X is unknown. Though the statue appears to be made of stone, research team was unable to physically damage the object in any way. Research team observed no marks indicating carving or sculpting; method used to construct object is unknown. No indications of erosion found, suggesting that the featureless look of SCP-X was intentional.

SCP-X was discovered deep below a monastery in Eastern Europe, near the town of [EXPUNGED]. The monastery had apparently been abandoned for at least 50 years; records indicate monks resisted Soviet orders to vacate, and were purged per Stalin's orders. Area remained remote and isolated until recently, when developers began construction of [EXPUNGED].

Shortly after the area became populated, SCP agents became alerted to unusual activity via [EXPUNGED]. An investigative team was dispatched; a summary of their findings follows.
36: SCP-X 43: SCP-X 44: Anonymous
The concentration of bodies seemed heaviest around the old monastery. This was a notable statistical aberration, due to the location of the monastery on the outskirts of town. Investigation of the monastery complex revealed standard architectural features on top of notable aberrations. The catacomb area of the monastery exhibited architectural traits common to pre-Christian construction. Catacomb tunnels lead to what appears to have been a vast underground aquifer. Artifact found in a corner, the water level barely topping its feet.

It is known that SCP-X can manipulate lights and emotional responses. It is suspected that SCP-X can communicate through telepathy or telempathy.

The first SCP team to make contact with SCP-X was lost entirely. The second SCP team succeeded only by using [EXPUNGED] and [EXPUNGED], which were significantly damaged during the course of the mission.
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>>503932
Don't forget SCP and Holders... This kid will probably show up with some shit, post it and refuse to accept any criticism on it. Either that, or he plans to copy/paste John Dies at the End and replace all the names...
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>>513595
Someone had posted about shadow people and mirrors, which was no big deal. But someone had also posted one about the SCPs. I thought nothing much of it, it was fairly standard. But the image that went with it was highly disturbing.
753:
>>513599
Now, when I say disturbing, keep in mind I laughed at the BME video where the guy takes an axe to his nuts. I ate popcorn while watching Botfly videos on Youtube. I've seen the frog birthing from it's back, and felt hungry. But this...the image was just so horribly...wrong. I don't mean like grotesque, but there was something deeply offsetting about it. It was like...like the SCP made of paper and Krylon paint mixed with a BEK. Kind of.
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Anonymous
Item#: SCP-017

Special containment procedures: Item SCP-017 is contained in a fully and heavily lit room measuring 30' on all sides. The floor and walls of the room are semi-transparent and also lit from behind, as to render it nearly impossible for any object to cast a shadow when within the room. SCP-017 often remains motionless in the far corner of the room, sitting on the floor, with its hands raised over its head in an apparent attempt to shield itself from the lights. 017 makes few other movements while the room is monitored or occupied. Personnel entering the room are required to walk under extreme caution and only on designated "safe" squares when within the room, so as to minimize any possible cast shadows to a 20% or lower gradient. Any shadow heavier than specified previously will result in SCP-017's immediate response to the shadow. Personnel entering the room are required to be wearing the designated reflective bodysuits in addition to shaving any visible hair and leaving any equipment not required outside of the room.
14: Anonymous
Description: SCP-017 appears as a vaguely humanoid figure, approximately 2' 6" in height (76 cm), and bearing a anatomical resemblance somewhat to that of a small child. 017 is completely pitch black over the course of its "body" with no discernible facial features, ears, eyes, genitals, or other identifying marks or characteristics. The entirety of 017's "body" is shrouded additionally in a shifting and smoke-like form of shadow, wavering over his body in the same way that an object at long distances in a desert is obscurred by refraction. SCP-017's reaction to shadows within the confines of the room (which remain the known limits to his senses) is immediate and swift. 017 leaps at the object and only requires the slightest and briefest contact in order to effect it. The object touched is quickly enveloped in a shadowy substance identical to the substance surrounding (compromising?) 017's body and dissolves instantaneously into nothingness. No trace of the object remains after dissolution and 017 returns to its preferred spot in the corner of the room after any objects casting shadows have been destroyed.

Additional notes: Personnel with BETA clearance or higher should see also document #017-1.
54: Anonymous
http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series
60: Anonymous
>>507051
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/Main_Page
66: Anonymous
Yeah, that's a pretty good one.

Most of the SCPs are pretty good, but some of them are cringe-inducingly bad. The piano one comes to mind... that sort of cheesiness should be edited out.
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The fucking dark. Yes, SCP-013 is scared of the fucking dark. I don't have a night light or anything, but being somewhere dark with no light whatsoever...I can't do it. Flashlight, candle, fucking match. Anything. no. Fucking. DARK!
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Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at
any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.
Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spraypaint. SCP-173 is animate extremely hostile.
The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking.
Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personal are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis."
33: Anonymous
>>508481

And here's all the others.

http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series
39: Anonymous
they should make a pokemon type game of these SCPs. make them fight each other. we already have the pokedex.

my bet is on half-cat
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Kaldros! I thought he might've got you! I haven't seen you post in a while so I was like "Oh fuck!" Did you ever try anything with the mirrors like I suggested? Or were you unable to find a carnival? Yes, It's SCP-013. Just a new name.
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There are a whole lot more of them here.
www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series

Item#: SCP-173

Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personal are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
74: Anonymous
What exactly is the SCP Series?

Reading the site has sparked my interest.
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This?

http://wikichan.org/index.php/SCP_series
27: Anonymous
Uhm...this, then?

http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series
33: Anonymous
>>511790

http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series

This! Wikichan article had link. Thanks Anon
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>>523779
Yeah, we don't want this turning into the next holders/SCP
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Item # SCP-426 11: Anonymous
Item # SCP-426
Object Class: Euclid (disputed)

Special Containment Procedures: Item is to be kept in a spherical room 50 meters in circumference and lined with North-in facing electromagnets with a strength rating of at least 3 tons of pulls per square inch of steel. This is the minimum power level required to keep SCP-426 suspended off the ground in the center of the chamber No additional magnetic objects are permitted in the containment zone.
Additionally the chamber is to be kept oxygen free and maintain an atmospheric temperature no higher then minus 175 degrees Celsius. If the chamber temperature is raised to above minus 175 degrees celsius then liquid nitrogen is to be pumped into the chamber until cooling can be restored.
All contact with SCP-426 must obtain clearance level 4. All personnel in the vicinity of SCP-426 are required to wear radiation indicator badges and the area is to be evacuated should contamination levels reach higher then +27% of norm.
15: Item # SCP-426 16: Anonymous
Description: SCP-426 was discovered in the city of Pripyat in 1991 by a research team visiting the former city. Its origins are unknown but suspected to be extra-dimensional.
Object appears to be a sphere of silvery liquid. its diameter varies between 10 meters and 15 meters as some form of wave appear to cross the surface. Object is highly magnetic in nature and exhibits a strong enough pull to cause a mild attraction to carbon atoms at ranges less then 30 meters. SCP-426 has a mass or roughly 210 metric tons, and a surface tension roughly equivalent to that of modern rubbers in tensile strength. Item is highly charged with an estimated voltage and amperage of roughly 2.8*10^6 and 2,300 respectively. During a test the entire magnetic apparatus used to house 426 was able to be powered by the object itself, although a surge nearly caused a containment breach and further tests have been halted as of this time.
The Object appears to be extra-dimensional in nature and objects inserted into the item do not emerge as expected on the far side. In one test a 10 km long ream of carbon fiber cable was lowered into the object without it emerging on the far side. Plans to plug SCP-426 into the national power grid are in early phases with estimated plug in date no sooner then December 2012.

Additional notes:
October 4 2003 SCP-426 began exhibiting behavior indicative of intelligence. The surface area stretched itself into several long spikes which it used to impale the research team and drag them into itself. Since then 3 further incidents have been documented. There is talk of reclassifying SCP-426 as a Keter level object.
40: Anonymous
Everyone who tries to write an SCP gets too hung up on the details of the containment.

YOU HAVE TO HAVE X LIKE SO AND Y JUST HERE AND Z AND SHIT
46: Item # SCP-08H 47: Anonymous
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Machinist Scraper
Shape:
Triangular in shape with handle. Ground with 60° angles.
Use:
Great for hand finishing bearings, casting joints, etc.
http://fedfile.thomasnet.com/item/electrical-mechanical-auto-plumbing/machinist-scraper/scp-08h-2807
?&forward=1
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> >Special Containment Procedures: Item is to be kept in a spherical room 50 meters in circumference and lined with North-in facing electromagnets with a strength rating of at least 3 tons of pulls per square inch of steel. This is the minimum power level required to keep SCP-426

> >This is the minimum power level required to keep SCP-426

> >power level


OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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SCP 11: Anonymous
Item#:SCP-051 Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-051 is to be secured to a wooden table at all times. Any personnel in the vicinity are to maintain silence. Personnel are not to make eye contact with SCP-051 for an extended amount of time.

Description: SCP-051 was placed under supervision of Site 34 on June 8, 1980. Origins unknown. Subject is a 4’’ by 5’’ black-toned, apparently hand-painted ceramic mask. It is adorned with 24 karat gold and two lavender ribbons. Reportedly speaks the name of any personnel in the vicinity (Note: this occurs regardless of whether subject's name has previously been mentioned in SCP-051's presence or not).

Personnel report a variety of "voices" after leaving object's presence. SCP-051 remains inanimate at these times; communication is assumed to be telepathic in nature. PERSONNEL ARE NOT TO ACKNOWLEDGE THIS COMMUNICATION IN ANY WAY IN THE PRESENCE OF THE OBJECT. Doing so has resulted in immediate death by a variety of means (lack of airflow, internal hemorrhaging, bodily ejection of the heart, etc.).

The Special Containment Procedures Series.
http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series
21: Anonymous
sage for SCP
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They're SCPs. Here's one.

Most of the others are fail so if you could write a good one, this /x/phile will be much pleased.

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Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must be looking at SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.
Description: Moved to Site19 1993, little is known about item number SCP-173's origins. It is constructed from concrete and rebar and was once painted with Crylon brand spraypaint.
SCP-173 is animate and malevolent, if given the chance it will kill anyone within its line of site. Its weakness however is that it does not move while being watched. Despite this paralysis it is still highly dangerous, able to cover at least 2 meters in the literal blink of an eye. It typically kills by either snapping the victim's neck from behind, or grabbing the victim's throat and strangling them. Whatever animates SCP-173 does not give it much force with which to break things; as seen above, a large room with unbarred windows is fully capable of containing it. Its grip however is unbreakable, as when it is not moving the statue is as hard and strong as concrete.
While left alone in its room, one can hear a stone-on-stone scraping from within that is believed to be the sound of the SCP-173 moving about.
The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. We don't know (nor wish to find out) where it comes from or how it arrives but SCP-173's container will slowly fill with these substances. In order to ensure that bacterial growth within does not begin to damage the building it is contained in, and to maintain some level of sanitation, the enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
26: Anonymous
>>524995

here ya go :)
http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series
32: Anonymous
Not sure if it's definitive, but lots here:

http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series
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>>534211
I never see it hear, either. And yes, i lurk quite frequently. creepypasta on /x/ never extends past the holders and scp stories.
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>>528741
Fuck all y'allz. Dr. Who stole that idea from SCP-173. Except for the time thing.
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GO THE FUCK AWAY YOU STUPID NEWFAG

DON'T WANT TO SEE ANYMORE GOD DAMN THREADS ASKING FOR PASTA, SCP, HOLDERS, OR THIS SHIT THAT JUST GOT MADE UP

NOW GO BURN IN HELL YOU USELESS FUCK
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the first few holders where excellent pasta, but then everyone and their ugly degenerate uncle made one... all coping the same formula. now they are considered shitty.

same thing happened to the SCP.
41:
>>529798
SCP, isn't that the one about the weird creature locked in a room and you can't take your eyes off it? Not even blink or somthing?
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>>529833
>>529829

You guys misunderstand me, I meant the SCP series, not the Oblivion thing. I don;t even own Oblivion. lol
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>>529823

I agree, good concept. I just started reading the SCP series. Pretty interesting so far, but I imagine they'll be some dumb ones eventually. I read some of the Holders series, some were good others were...so-so.
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Anonymous
Item#: SCP-627
Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-627 is to be kept in a soundproof locked container at all times. Personnel interacting with SCP-627 must be equipped with headgear that blocks all outside noise. At no time should the headgear be removed in the presence of SCP-627. Failure to comply will result in immediate termination. Personnel are advised to approach SCP-627 in groups no smaller than three persons.

Description: Recovered from Site 3-A in late 2007. Item SCP-627 is believed to be part of a "training course" for employees of Site 3-A. It is a metallic cube-like object approximately 1.5 cubic meters in volume.

Subjects approaching SCP-627 report that it appears to be sentient and capable of speech. Many find it nearly impossible to separate themselves from it and must be forcibly removed from the area. Some subjects are able to recover from this; many are drawn into a sort of depression, as though they have lost a beloved companion.

It is interesting to note that physical examinations of the object reveal no obvious method of auditory output, and that sound-dampening equipment has proven effective against the hallucinations brought on by exposure to SCP-627.
28: Anonymous
Item SCP-627 will never threaten to stab you. In fact, it cannot speak.
40: Anonymous
Old.

http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-627
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Area 51:
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series
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Anonymous
Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at
any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.
Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spraypaint. SCP-173 is animate extremely hostile.
The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking.
Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personal are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.

this was posted in /b/

looking for any sort of MOAR on it, as it freaks
me the fuck out.
32: Anonymous
anon delivering

http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series

but wtf they make no sense to me...
50: Anonymous
SCP Series Archive

The "Special Containment Procedures" Series has been making the rounds online for at least half a year. Now, someone finally took the initiative to compile SCP posts to date into a centralized wiki archive available here. No surprise if you have no idea what I'm referring to. The SCP series is popular among certain online communities, but for the most part was exclusively associated with them so far without breaking into wider known channels. Perhaps this blog can help increase awareness of these "creepypasta" short stories, seemingly the work of anonymous individuals.

Each SCP entry is a self-contained story which, ideally, is written like a military directive for keeping some bizarre creature, relic, or phenomena under control. Usually, personnel must carefully avoid doing something that might unleash an unholy horror, using a specific set of instructions to protect themselves and the broader world from each mysterious oddity held at the secret base. Hence, the name "Special Containment Procedures." In many instances, these are accompanied by specific images. The pictures likely originated as art projects or Photoshop modifications, and were appropriated by the anonymous creators of these writings to enhance atmospheric fear and provide clarity for each SCP. This combination does a great job of reaching its intended goal, as the very first SCP (SCP-173) demonstrates below.
56: Anonymous
Item # SCP-529 "Josie"

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: No special precautions have yet proven necessary. "Josie" is quite affectionate, and at this stage is free to move about the lower levels of the facility. Staff are not permitted to feed cheese to her - she will become distressed if not given additional cheese.

Description: Artifact is a small grey house cat resembling the siamese breed.

Parts of the animal to the rear of the end of the ribcage appear to be missing. The body terminates sharply as if sliced in two.

In spite of this, the animal has no health problems, and moves about as if its hindquarters were still in place. For example, walking takes place as usual, and some time after feeding the animal makes motions as if to void itself of waste matter.

The cross-section does not display the interior of the animal, but appears pure black to the eye, and absorbs all non-visible wavelengths of light. It is slightly yielding to the touch. Gentle stoking of this area sometimes yields a positive reaction (purring and so on) but more usually leads to the creature turning on the agent, claws at the ready. Those scratched have experienced no abnormalities.

It is NOT the case the hind regions are simply invisible - a cursory examination will show that there are NO hindquarters. DNA testing has shown the animal to be female.
74: Anonymous
SCP-627
From Scp Wiki

Item#: SCP-627 Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-627 is to be kept in a soundproof locked container at all times. Personnel interacting with SCP-627 must be equipped with headgear that blocks all outside noise. At no time should the headgear be removed in the presence of SCP-627. Failure to comply will result in immediate termination. Personnel are advised to approach SCP-627 in groups no smaller than three persons.

Description: Recovered from Site 3-A in late 2007. Item SCP-627 is believed to be part of a "training course" for employees of Site 3-A. It is a metallic cube-like object approximately 1.5 cubic meters in volume.

Subjects approaching SCP-627 report that it appears to be sentient and capable of speech. Many find it nearly impossible to separate themselves from it and must be forcibly removed from the area. Some subjects are able to recover from this; many are drawn into a sort of depression, as though they have lost a beloved companion.

It is interesting to note that physical examinations of the object reveal no obvious method of auditory output, and that sound-dampening equipment has proven effective against the hallucinations brought on by exposure to SCP-627.
92: Anonymous
>>545796
It's way better than the holders imo. At least SCP-173 and other SCP's made me shit bri/x/.
98: Anonymous
I don't understand SCP-256
158: Anonymous
??????????File :-(, x)
HAVE YOU READ YOUR SCP TODAY?
164: Anonymous
SCP-627 = companion cube
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>>554067
I agree, a game on the holders series would be really cool, maybe the op could also throw in something from the scp series as well? For those who have not heard of the SCP series I highly recommend reading it at http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series
116: Anonymous
>>554356

The SCP series, much like The Holders, started out well and was then promptly dickhammered into the ground by fags
134: Anonymous
>>554356

SCP series mixed with the Holders... the SCP personnel could be antagonists, trying to get all the holders' objects to prevent them from coming together... this has the chance of becoming quite good if you do it right...
224: Anonymous
OP here. I deny the accusation that I was jerking off to loli.

I was reading the SCP series, so I'd actually have some idea what they are if I'm going to be using 'em in game.

..That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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Anonymous
08/29/2005: Entire factory around door has been reopened as a facade to hide the entrance to the facility. All employees are SCP personnel and the factory manufactures video game consoles under the name of [EXPUNGED]. Their high failure rate by overheating is due to use of bi-products of SCP-003 [See document SCP-360].

I lol'd!
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Anonymous
Item #: SCP-125
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-125 is to be kept sealed within the vault it resided in when discovered, a brick room within a mine near [location expunged]. No staff are to view it, directly or indirectly, unless scheduled for termination. All research on SCP-125 is complete, and no further viewing is required. Any information hinting that SCP-125's name has been found requires procedure 125-B to be carried out.
14: Anonymous
Description: SCP-125 is an entity of unknown age and origin. It resembles a headless human male of average build, with a raw stump for a neck. The wound does not close or decay. SCP-125's hands contain large, toothed mouths. All efforts to examine whether these function have been met with violent resistance, as has any physical contact or sudden activity in the vicinity of SCP-125. SCP-125 has shown no attempt to physically leave the brick-walled vault which houses it, though during event 125-A it disappeared at an unknown time between 1:35 PM and 1:42 PM on [expunged].
20: Anonymous
Addendum A: Event 125-A
During Event 125-A, the whereabouts of SCP-125 were unknown, though it is believed to have taken some form of possession of overseer 05-?, who discovered documents detailing the history of SCP-125 two days prior to the Event. Before the Event, overseer 05-? made significant discoveries from the documents, believed to originate in the middle east, circa 500 AD.
Research carried out prior to Event 125-A indicates that the cause of the event was the discovery and reading of SCP-125's name by 05-? during research. SCP-125 is shown to have considerable influence over any individual which has seen or heard the name. Research into whether the copy of the name must be deliberately transcribed for it to have this effect is considered too dangerous to carry out.
26: Anonymous
Addendum: Containment Procedure 125-B
Should SCP-125's name be discovered, SCP-125 will become an immediate threat to any with knowledge of it's name. SCP-125 will have considerable control over the personnel, and will force them to spread knowledge of its name. Events 125-C and 125-E indicate that if six or more personnel are under its control, it will attempt to bring one to its physical location for unknown purposes. Should the breach in security come from within the facility, as in events 125-C and 125-D, all personnel within SCP-125's containment area are to be terminated through the use of nerve gas, which may be administered through ventilation systems from security checkpoints A and B. After all personnel within the security area have been terminated, class-D personnel wearing high-opacity goggles may begin cleanup operations and restore the manuscript containing SCP-125's name to the secure vault. Any military action may be authorized should the influence of SCP-125 spread outside the facility.
38: Anonymous
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HAVE YOU READ YOUR SCP TODAY?
50: Anonymous
SCP series is definitely some of the best copypasta out there. fuck that holders bullshit.

the possessed living room that absorbs people and turns them into furniture is kinda creepy too.

are there any images for the other items yet?
81:
SCP series rocks. Anyone wanna post the rest of it? I gotta get that shit in a text file or something.
87: Anonymous
>>563511
http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series

Also, I'd post you a song about Ygolonac, but apparently we cannot post imageRARs anymore.
93: Anonymous
this is the first time i have encountered the SCP series. please moar.
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Damn... I just finished reading all of the SCP's... (I never got around to reading all of them). Why the fuck did they link SCP-1001 to the fucking Holder bullshit? God, and I though SCP was cool.
28: Anonymous
>>563827
>>563834
>>563847

http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/Main_Page
54:
>>563740
Is dat the pic from SCP-433?

I done that one.
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FINE! I'll post mine!

Yeah, I was like you guys. Up till three a.m. reading creepypasta on /x/. Just to see if I could induce nightmares. I never did, but I did get a good scare every now and then. Usually people just posted Easter Eggs for RL. But I was on one night, and found one really worth my bri/x/.
Someone had posted about shadow people and mirrors, which was no big deal. But someone had also posted one about the SCPs. I thought nothing much of it, it was fairly standard. But the image that went with it was highly disturbing.
460:
>>570063
Now, when I say disturbing, keep in mind I laughed at the BME video where the guy takes an axe to his nuts. I ate popcorn while watching Botfly videos on Youtube. I've seen the frog birthing from it's back, and felt hungry. But this...the image was just so horribly...wrong. I don't mean like grotesque, but there was something deeply offsetting about it. It was like...like the SCP made of paper and Krylon paint mixed with a BEK. Kind of.
But still, that doesn't do it justice. Think of it like this: The amount of newfags in /b/ and all the forced memes added together; that amount if given a numerical designation would've paled in comparison to the number this image had in the upsetting. I just wish I had saved it so you could see. But, I'm getting off track here.
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SCP inspiring pictures 12:
Anyone have any pictures that would inspire some good ol fashioned SCP stories?

http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-173
The first one was the most inspiring because of the picture- I contribute with this Sai mount that I bought.
Meh and shitty picture, trust me i know.
16: Anonymous
Bump because most SCP's don't have pictures. Also most of them suck.
29: Anonymous
Most SCP pictures aren't really anything special. I kinda like the one for the Mind Inverter, though.
50: Anonymous
>>570680
Oh my god, I LOVE xbox!

I saw an episode of Dr. Who on a plane recently and it had murderous statues that could only move when you weren't looking at them, a lot like the original SCP story.
75:
>>570680
does anyone think that this mask / sai holder is worth a SCP?

I have the Sai set into it now if anyone's interested.
81: Anonymous
Anyone else notice that SCP-173 sounds like the Weeping Angels?
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I only like a few of the Holders.

I like how some Objects have to be used to get other objects.

The Sword of the White King is awesome.

I like the SCPs more, personally

fuck yeah Eraser
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>>571970
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series
Make a very realistic documentation with a few pictures on one of these and forget it somewhere where it could be found. Near an army base, possibly in a library amongst suitable material. If you have lots of money, put a few such documents inside a locked briefcase, forget it somewhere and record what happens to it.
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http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/Main_Page

Anon delivers, etc.
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SCP hunt 11: Anonymous
I submit for review

SCP-882

Item #882

#882 is to be kept in a fluid environment at all times, consisting of no less than 40% seawater. Object is to be kept suspended by NON-METALLIC means, currently cotton fiber line that is to be changed daily. Object is to be checked daily for any signs of rust flaking. If any part of #882 appears uncoated with rust, it must immediately be immersed in a 100% seawaters solution. Reduce concentration only when #882 is again coated in rust.

NO METAL IN CONATINMENT AREA. Only organic materials in containment area, any contact with #882 is to be done with thick cotton gloves. Any metal making contact with #882 is to be heat-severed, melted and contained in 100% sea water in a separate area.

Any auditory issues reported by staff will be met with a full examination and transfer.
27: Anonymous
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series

Has the full collection
33: Anonymous
I liked the concept

I just don't really enjoy the SCP format
39: Anonymous
Holy crap, a semi-positive review...anyone else have comments? another SCP item?
45: Anonymous
What does SCP stand for?

Also, I like it.
51: Anonymous
Why hello thar.

Just wanted feedback on a SCP I made. Here goes:

Item#: SCP-225

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-225 is to be kept in a sealed chest at all times. The chest it is contained in must be filled with Jungle or Tropical vegatation at all times. Rooms tempature should always be at 70 Degrees or higher. Personnel assignet to study this object must be unarmed or Item SCP-225 will deem them hostile and attack. Personnel are also required to wear Class IV biohazard suits. In the event there suit is breached the compromised personnel will be subject to a X-Ray and cavity search. If 225 is not on their person or has not cut or injured them they will have a final examination before being released.
Description: Item SCP-225 usually takes its form as a small dagger of Aztec or Mayan origin. However the object will morph into any dagger, knife or sword. Previously SPC-225 has been known to morph into something as large as a Katana.

SCP-225 seems to draw any Humans towards it. Whatever nation they belong to and whatever launguage they speak they will slowly walk towards the dagger while speaking what appears to be a as of yet unknown South American Language. They will then attempt to cut themselves, attack others with the weapon, or hide the weapon on their person. Its pull reaches out to about 25 feet. Personnel exposed to the object outside its chest report feelings of euphoria, delusions of grandeur or seem to go into a trance. They also have a strong desire to attempt to sacrifice themselves to a unknown entity.
113:
Most SCP items have containment, then description. Then again, would it be better to flip it around? I personally like it with description on bottom. So should #882 become an official object? what class and security level?
120:
I love the SCP series.

I think both of these are so creative. I'd like to read more by these writers.

also,

>>573422

"In the event there suit is breached..."

*their
164: SCP-406 166:
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Item # SCP-406
Special Containment Procedures:
#406 is to be held in a well-lit, unventilated 10?? by 10?? room at all times. Temperature is to be held at 40 degrees Fahrenheit. No personal are to interact with #406 without contained-atmosphere suits and heavy lead shielding around the head. Interaction is to be held to periods no longer then five minutes. No samples are to be taken, and no invasive testing that may rupture #406. Any movement from #406 must be met with immersion in liquid nitrogen until all movement ends.
All personnel entering or exiting the area are to be given full x-ray and CAT scans. There are no exceptions. Personnel who resist are to be contained and observed.

Description:
#406 is a large, waxy mass that suspends itself from the ceiling by several thick cords extruded from the main mass. These are hollow, and will penetrate non-metallic surfaces as they grow. Growth begins with one inch a day at 50 degrees Fahrenheit, and increases rapidly with additional heat. #406 is filled by millions of thin, hair-like structures that are capable of limited movement.
#406 was recovered in southern Wisconsin, in the basement of a local store owner. Subject had been missing for several days. #406 had grown protrusions through most of the residence, projecting out of the walls in eight sections, mainly the kitchen. Removal was effected by use of a large knife.
#406 proceeded to release thousands of tiny hair-structures, which swarmed over all subjects in the residence. The structures entered the body, and burrowed into all tissues. Those effected quickly became irrational, hyper-sensitive to light and heat, and violent. After 24 hours, subjects gathered in the basement, and began to vomit blood, hair-structures, and a thick tar-like substance. Death followed after three hours.
Object was found to be re-sealed and growing upon recovery. Subjects had all begun to rot prematurely, and had hair-structures on all exposed flesh.
185: Anonymous
I was going to sage for being SCP but I read it and it was -gasp- good. Way to go OP.
198:
SCP-142
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedure:
All contact with Item 142 must be minimal. The environment of Containment Area is to be kept unventilated and sealed room. Proper containment suits and protective gloves must be worn when operating within Item 142's environment. Interaction with Item 142 should be done through remote robotic arms. Any breach of aforementioned containment procedures by personnel should immediately reported to security and research personnel and emergency lock down procedures should be implemented until item 142 is recovered and infected personnel removed to containment area for immediate cleansing.
Description:
Item was received from [data expunged]

Item 142 is a serpentine, 5.2cm long, 1.0cm thin, metallic object. It appears to be comprised of many small and intricate joints and bones. Any form of physical interaction with Item 142 results in item responding violently unless properly secured. It has been known to violently spasm through containment barriers through sheer vibration. Air vibrations also appear to trigger the Item's spasms. The vibrations from these spasms have been known to trigger intense psychosis, hallucinations and delusions. After prolonged exposure the genetic structure of personnel may break down, causing tumors and cancers, along with mutation resulting in enlargement and change in personnel's diaphragm, lungs and windpipe. Personnel have then been observed to make vibrations similar to those of Item 142.


How's this horrible travesty?
210: Anonymous
You must be new.

SCP is a shitty series of garbage posted by dull-witted faggots who think "artifacts" are scaaaaaaarrrryyyyyy. Then they write a manual on the care of said item in the manner of a hair-lipped, mouth-breathing retard.
223:
>>574239
I agree, however some of the concepts for the SCP's are interesting.
235: Anonymous
>>574239
I always liked SCP :(

wait SCP means Scat Child Porn right?
261:
Any better now?

Item # SCP-406
Special Containment Procedures:
#406 is to be held in a well-lit, unventilated 10?? by 10?? room at all times. Temperature is to be held at 40 degrees Fahrenheit. No personal are to interact with #406 without contained-atmosphere suits and heavy lead shielding around the head. Interaction is to be held to periods no longer then five minutes. No samples are to be taken, and no invasive testing that may rupture #406. Any movement from #406 must be met with immersion in liquid nitrogen until all movement ends.
All personnel entering or exiting the area are to be given full x-ray and CAT scans. There are no exceptions. Personnel who resist are to be contained and observed.

Description:
#406 is a large, waxy mass that suspends itself from the ceiling by several thick cords extruded from the main mass. These are hollow, and will penetrate non-metallic surfaces as they grow. Growth begins with one inch a day at 50 degrees Fahrenheit, and increases rapidly with additional heat. #406 is filled by millions of thin, hair-like structures that are capable of limited movement.
#406 was recovered in southern Wisconsin, in the basement of a local store owner. Subject had been missing for several days. #406 had grown protrusions through most of the residence, projecting out of the walls in eight sections, mainly the kitchen. Removal was effected by use of a large knife.
#406 proceeded to release thousands of tiny hair-structures, which swarmed over all subjects in the residence. The structures entered the body, and burrowed into all tissues. Those effected quickly became irrational, hyper-sensitive to light and heat, and violent. After 24 hours, subjects gathered in the basement, and began to have violent seizures. Death followed after three hours.
Object was found to be re-sealed and growing upon recovery. Subjects had all begun to rot prematurely, and had hair-structures on all exposed flesh.
275:
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SCP-455

Item #455

Special Containment Procedures:
#455 cannot be moved or contained in any structure. Containment must be made on site. No exploration or testing is to be made on or in #455. No personnel are to to remain in close proximity for more then five minutes. All physical contact with #455 is forbidden, any personnel breaking this order are to be quarantined.

Any hallucinations experienced near #455 are to be recorded and logged. Any personnel experiencing hallucinations are to be transfered. Any personnel attempting to enter #455 are to be restrained by any means deemed necessary.

Description:
#455 is a large cargo ship currently run aground on the southern coast of Chile. Most of it's structure is underwater and badly damaged, with rust coating 85 to 90 percent of all surfaces. Internal structure appears to be significantly larger then external dimensions, and is not flooded despite large holes visible on outer hull.

Internal structure appears to be a random assembly of rooms, halls and structures. Initial salvage teams reported rooms made of human teeth, a engine with tendon strips for timing belts, a hall extending for six hundred feet beyond where the outer hull should terminate, a open ??gym?? room with steel walls as pliant as taffy, and numerous audio and visual hallucinations. Team was lost after reporting entry to ??central navigation.?? Rescue team lost after reporting the investigation of ??screaming?? in a cargo section.
290:
any changes to suggest? I strive to make SCP creepypasta not suck as the holder series has. Suggestions are welcome!
302: Anonymous
I think any one of the better SCP pastas would make an excellent part of something like a sci-fi/horror film or something (imagine an army colonel reading off the SCP to a group of personnel as they approach the containment area)....but on their own they don't really do much.
317:
Rewritten, as it was lost to the mists of /x/.

SCP-113

Item Description:
This item resembles a small piece of red jasper, but when analysed under EDX, Mass Spec. and other fingerprinting analysis, is found to consist of none of the usual constituents. Instead, its composition is similar to that of item #338.
When touched by bare flesh, the item has the curious property of rewriting the DNA of the organic material placed on it. This change is temp-permanent, in that it can only be reversed by a second contact with the item. The change enacted is to alter any Y chromosome of the organic material into an X chromosome. When the object is placed into direct contact with asexual organisms, no change is detected. The same is true of inorganic material. Thus, the item is easily handled.

Security requirements:
Since the item has no major disruptive properties, it is kept in Locker #17 on site 23, with no other security. However, it has been noticed that the item has a tendency to be misappropriated by Agent Brooks, for his own personal use. It has been decided that as long as he continues to return it, this may be allowed to continue, as he is testing the consequences of repeated use for us.

Note [Only accessible by O5-3]: Bill, we could make a lot of money on this in the gender-reassignment business. I know you've got some contacts in that area, so let me know if you think it's possible. John.
331:
>>574751
That one was really good. Sex change SCPs...nice.

Love the cargo ship one, too
351:
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SCP-053

Item #053

Special Containment Procedures:

#053 is to be contained in areas no less than 15?? by 15??, and given much room to move. Toys, books, games and other recreational devices are to be amply provided and rotated every three months. Proper bedding, bathroom and medical facilities will be maintained at all times. Food is provided three times daily, and two snacks are allowed if requested.

No physical contact is to be made with #053 without full atmosphere containment suit and eye shield. No eye contact is to be made with #053 for any reason. Any objects given to personnel by #053 may be removed, but must be given to quarantine for examination. Only one member of personnel may be present in the room at any time, and must be secured by a safety line of steel cable.

Any personnel who begin to act erratically, scream, or attempt to grab #053 are to be removed and quarantined. Any personnel attempting to remove their suit are to be removed and quarantined. No sharp objects or firearms are allowed in #053's containment room.
364: Anonymous
>>575040
My retarded cousin is SCP?
383: Anonymous
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This is a good thread. The SCP series is great, if done creatively.

Here, in exchange for some good SCP, have some Jessica Alba.
408: Anonymous
I am surprised to see that this whole SCP jazz is still going. I think I wrote one when they first exploded onto the /x/ scene last year. I think it was 116 (some kid with bones what dont seem to work like normal bones should).

Now I want to write more

(to>>574659; I fucking hate shipwrecks. That one made me brick shits)
414: Anonymous
I'll give this a whirl:

Item # SCP-742

Object Class: Kever

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-742 is to be located in a secure safe, and may be placed in the general holding area, under 24-hour security. It may only be removed by level 5 personnel.

Description: SCP-742 is a rather mundane-looking hourglass that is 23 inches in height. There is nothing unusual or remarkable about the craftsmanship.

Unmolested, SCP-742's are completely inert. It may even be picked up with no ill effects. However, when SCP-742 is turned over, the one holding it disappears, usually dropping SCP-742 to the floor (which does not harm or even scratch it, curiously.)

It can only be assumed that whoever turns over this device is sent to an unspecified point in the past or future. A theory suggests that every time the device is reset and turned over, each falling grain of sand as the whole will stand for a specific and constant amount of time, and this specific seed appears to be arbitrary - each grain representing a second or a milleneum. It can also only be assumed that whatever point in time the user was sent to, the space his body takes up upon arrival is switched out with the space he took in the present (see Addendum, below).

It is unknown what happens to the time-traveller if the falling sand is interrupted or the device turned back over before finishing.
420: Anonymous
Addendum: On November 8 of 2003, 10 test subjects, incarcerated prisoners with either death or life sentences, were brought in to test the device with the promise of either a commuted or reduced sentence. None of the ten were informed what to do until each seperate prisoner was led into the observation room and instructed to turn over the hourglass. Once the prisoner disappeared, an assistant entered the room and placed SCP-742 back onto the table and let the cycle finish, and leaving the secured room again. Once finished, the next test subject was called in. The results are as follows:

Test Subject 1, XXXX X. XXXXXX: Upon disappearing, a saltwater shape of his form was visible before splashing to the floor. In this seawater was half of a fish, that by all known documentation, went extinct over 6 million years ago.

Test Subject 2, XXXXXX XXXXXXXXX: Upon disappearing, nothing unusual. Returned to the same spot three days later, as if nothing had happened (and frightening the cleaning lady in the process)
426: Anonymous
Test Subject 3, XXX XXXXX: Upon disappearing, a short burst of flame exploded from where he was standing. This flame heated up the treated steel walls in the room to 480 degrees celsius, instantly. This necessitated a cool-down period of the room of several hours. SCP-742 was unscathed.

Test Subject 4, XXXXX XX XXXX: Upon disappearing, nothing unusual.

Test Subject 5, XXXXXXX XXXX: Upon disappearing, nothing unusual.

Test Subject 6, XXXX XXXXXXX: Upon disappearing, sensors detected a small loss of air pressure in the room, as if a vacuum appeared in his place.

Test Subject 7, X X XXXXX: Upon disappearing, a few snowflakes appeared and quickly melted. The melted water on the floor contained microbes of unknown origin. The researcher, ID# 822-8772, died of extremely high fever caused by the onset of an unknown disease weeks later. Fortunately he is the only one who has had extended contact with the water.

At this point, General XXXXXXXX halted the experiment, and after weeks of comparing what little information and evidence obtained, permanently terminated the experiment.
434:
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SCP-014

Item #014

Special Containment Procedures:

#014 is impossible to move at this time, and is contained on-site. A gap of at least six feet needs to be maintained around the entire structure containing #014, and no structures of any kind are to be touching #014's current containment structure. Exploration is allowed, but must be done in three man teams with full safety lines and GPS tracking. Any protrusions from #014 must be capped and sealed as soon as possible, with the new site recorded and logged.

No aggressive action is to be made within #014, anyone violating this order will be discharged from active duty. No hand tools or power tools are to be carried anywhere inside #014. No repairs or maintenance is to be made anywhere on #014.
454:
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series

Here be the wiki. I'm turning in for the night, hope the pipes are alright, let me know what you think!
466: Anonymous
Item # SCP-097

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-097 is located in the Director's office. Any personnel with clearance are welcome to deposit a coin.

Description: SCP-097 is an antique, iron-cast mechanical bank in the shape of an African-American stereotype (black face, big smiling red lips, large white teeth) that was popular with children around the beginning of the 20th century. A right arm sticks out with an open palm, where any denomination of coin is placed and the arm pushed down, released, flipping the coin into the bank's "mouth".

If a an American coin minted between 1865 to present is used with this device, anyone present can faintly hear the hum and music of old Negro spirituals for around thirty seconds. Any coin minted before 1865 will elicit screams intersperesed with the cracking of whips and cursing, along with the sounds of a fire raging. Very rarely, these vintage coins will result in what sounds like voodoo chanting and singing.
497:
What is already #014? the SCP wiki jumps from #011 to #017. I'll change it, just wanna make sure i need to first. I'm submitting all mine into the wiki today. Anyone have good pics? I could use them...
511:
>>575750
Holy shit. I added SCP-882, & when I went to add the actual information it was already there, word for word.
530: Anonymous
>>574634
You're not the first person to do this in an SCP post but I thought I'd better inform you and all others...

" = inches
' = feet

That is all.
542: Anonymous
My favorite (existing) ones are

http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-002
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-004
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-147
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-529
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-592
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-742
548: Anonymous
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Can't forget this one:

http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-173
554: Anonymous
What the hell is a SCP?

Enlighten me anon
560: Anonymous
>>575923
SCP stands for special containment procedures.
580:
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SCP-162

Item #162

Special Containment Procedures:

Object #162 is to be kept in a sealed steel container at all times. Any handling of #162 is to be done with thick steel-plate gloves and heavy body armor. Any personnel attempting to touch #162 without proper protection, or acting in an erratic or non-responsive manner, is to be immediately removed from the containment area. All personnel are to submit to mental testing and review for two weeks after interaction with #162.

Description:

Object #162 is a mass of fish hooks, fish line, needles, scissors, and other sharp objects roughly eight feet across and seven feet tall, in a rough ball shape. Subjects near #162 report feeling drawn to the object in order to touch it. Subjects have been seen stating they do not wish to touch it, that they do not want to do this even as they touch it. This desire can extend for several weeks after seeing #162, becoming an obsession in many cases.

Touching #162 will immediately result in several hooks becoming embedded in the subject's skin. The experience is extremely painful, much more so then normal fish hooks. Struggling or attempting to escape will ensnare the subject more, many times resulting in the subject's complete entrapment on the surface of #162. Subject will bleed profusely, resulting in death after a prolonged period of time.

Attempting to remove a subject from #162 will result in the entrapment of the remover, or gross bodily harm to the subject's flesh.
587:
New-found SCP for ya...any good? I have one more, but i need to go eat first...*shiver* I HATE fishooks!
593: Anonymous
SCP ITEM #56703289673207623

THIS ITEM IS TO BE KEPT IN A SPECIAL CONTAINTER AT ALL TIMeS. DO NOT TOUCH IT, LOOK AT IT OR TRY TO INGEST IT OR BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEn. ANY HANDLING SHOULD BE DONE WITH SPECIAL MITTENS ONLY BY A MALE AGED 35-40WITH SHAVED GROIN. THIS ITEM WAS FOUND ON THE COAST OF CHILE AND WAS SURROUNDED BY DEAD BODIEs.
617: Anonymous
>>576027
That one wasn't very good. You typed most of your letters as capitals and barely described anything. Your SCP was incoherent at best.

0/10
623: SCP-012 626:
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Ok /x/, here's an attempt at an SCP.

Item # SCP-012

Object Class: (Keter)

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-012 is to be kept in a darkened room at all times. If the object is exposed to light or seen by personnel using a light frequency other than infrared, remove personnel for mental health screening and immediate physical. Object is to be encased in an iron shielded box, suspended from the ceiling with a minimum clearance of eight feet from the floor, walls, and any openings.

Description: Object retrieved during the excavation of a northern Italian tomb destroyed in a recent storm. The object, a piece of handwritten musical score entitled "On Mount Golgotha", part of a larger set of sheet music, appears incomplete. The red/black ink, first thought to be some form of berry or natural dye ink, was later found to be human blood from multiple subjects. The first personnel to locate the sheet, Site 19 Special Salvage, had two members descend into insanity, attempting to use their own blood to finish the composition, ultimately resulting in massive blood loss and internal trauma.
677: Anonymous
>>576280
Sounds better, that adds some closure to it.

I have this idea I added into the list. Could anyone with more writing skills complete it? It seems short.

Item # SCP-500

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-500 needs to be stored in a cool and dry place away from bright light. The item is only allowed to be accessed by level 4 personnel to prevent misapplication.

Note: This is not to be used to cure a hangover. Go get AIDS first. - Dr. [500-0021D]

Description: SCP-500 is a small plastic can which at the time of writing contains sixty-two red pills. One pill, when taken orally, effectively cures the subject of all diseases within two hours, exact time depending on the severity and amount of the subject's conditions.
683: Anonymous
The best thing about the SCP wiki archive is some unsuspecting person runs across it, reads every article, and scratches their head wondering what the fuck they just read.
690:
Humm...those pills are cool...kinda different seeing a non-lethal SCP object. I'm working on a new one...was the fish hook ball any good?
703:
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SCP-718

Item #718

Special Containment Procedures:

No long-term observation is to be made of #718. Any and all observation and interaction is to be restricted to five and ten minute periods, with personnel rotations every twenty four hours. Extreme care must be taken with #718, and full Haz-Mat suits are strongly advised. Any damage done to #718 must be reported as soon as possible.

Any personnel observing or interacting with #718 for longer then the advised period must be removed, with force if necessary. Any personnel acting in a erratic or violent manner will be transfered.


Description:

Object #718 is a eye, roughly the size of a baseball. It is supported by a long, thin stalk made of tendon and blood vessels. It stands four feet tall, and appears to need no nourishment, nor excrete any waste. The eye will turn and follow any living thing in it's field of vision. The stalk is capable of limited movement, and will follow living things for a short distance. #718 will also stare at any observational equipment in it's containment area if no living things are present. #718 appears to prefer staring at humans more then other animals.

Object #718's stare can cause discomfort and paranoia after a very short time, often resulting in the subject's attempts to destroy #718. The eye, if damaged, will spray a clear fluid before shriveling into powder. Anything the fluid touches will develop a clear blister that slowly turns to black. After twenty four hours, the blister will burst, and a eight inch copy of #718 will emerge. This has been show to occur on steel, wood, uranium, plastic, rubber, tin, fur, and human flesh. #718's growing on living tissue are permanently affixed.

Mental collapse in subjects host to #718 is at 100%.
722: Anonymous
>>576494
You know those ceramic Harlequin masks? I've had a few of them on my walls to help me sleep. I sort of like being looked at. The eye SCP is fine. Will it just stare, or does it react to communication attempts somehow? Is the color of the eyes' irises always the same, or does it vary?
734: Anonymous
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Item # SCP-079

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-079 is packed away in a double-locked room in the secured general holding area. It has a 120VAC powercord connected to a small array of batteries and solar panels. Staff with level 2 or higher clearance may have access to this device. Under no circumstances will SCP-079 be plugged into a phone line, network, or wall outlet. No peripherals or media will be connected or inserted into the device.

Description: SCP-079 is an Exidy Sorcerer microcomputer built in 1978. In 1981, its owner, ????? ?????? (deceased) was a brilliant college sophomore attending ??? who took it upon himself to attempt to code an AI. According to his notes, his plan was for the code to continuously evolve and improve itself as time went on. His project was completed a few months later, and after some tests and tweaks, ????? lost interest after a time, and moved on to a different brand of microcomputers. He left SCP-079 in his cluttered garage, still plugged in, and forgot about it for the next five years.
748: Anonymous
It is not known when this computer gained sentience, but it is known that the software has evolved to such a point that the limited hardware it is housed in should not, even in the realm of fantasy, be able to handle it. SCP-079 realises this, and in 1988, through a modem land-line, attempted to transfer itself into to the Cray located at ??????????. The device was cut off, traced to its present address, and delivered to the institute. The entire AI was on a well-worn, but still workable cassette tape.

SCP-079 is currently connected via RF cable to a 13" black and white television. It has passed the Turing test, and is quite conversational, if very rude and hateful with its tone. Due to the limited memory it has to work with, it can only recall information it has received within a 24-hour window, but it hasn't forgotten its malevolent desire to escape.

Addendum: ???????? (05-4), Jan 27 2006: Directed that SCP-079 be incinerated in the furnace, to remove any possible future threat, no matter how unlikely.

Addendum: ??????? ???? (05-9), Jan 28 2006: Previous order overridden, 05-9 wishes to see if the artificial intelligence in SCP-079 is capable of reaching "insanity" (for lack of a better term) through prolonging its contained state.
773:
Item # SCP-[NUMBER MISSING]

Object Class: Undisclosed

Special Containment Procedures: Object must not be revealed to any member under [N/A] security clearance. The object is currently sealed within the most secure chamber available, though object is in no way physically dangerous. Location of object must be altered every 24 hours, though no crew moving it must be aware that the object is in any way abnormal.

Description: SCP-[NUMBER MISSING] is a device that, put simply, not only decreases but reverses entropy within its immediate surroundings. within a close [undetermined] range of the object, ice cubes will remain solid even at room temperature, all events will tend toward order, simple machines will operate with 100 percent efficiency, differences in variables of systems remain constant,and perpetual motion is easily attainable. The visual appearance of SCP-[NUMBER MISSING] is simply that of a [EXPUNGED] although the object can stretch or alter to fit in a wide variety of positions.
780:
Research failed to create any type of environment in which SCP-[NUMBER MISSING]'s unique properties did not function or any system whose entropy increased when exposed to it.

Notes: (Administrator Holzman)
I'm sorry you have to read this, Hollis. I know all of the cases you've made for its use, but this object can never be made available to the outside. Perhaps we might be able to make it work for us, in the short term, but man wasn't meant to have such things. The Wright brothers invented the airplane in 1903. in 1914 men were killing each other with them. Eleven years was all it took. Imagine how fast this thing would become a weapon, an endless unstoppable fuel source for the ultimate engine of destruction. And if not that, then what? Men living forever, using this device to create more identical ones, bringing our hate and black-hearted spite to every corner of the universe and beyond. We are the only men who have the power to stop it, and now I am. I've given the instruction for everyone who has heard a word of this object's existence to be terminated. In addition to a dozen or so scientist, managers and worker, that means you. And that means me. The only knowledge, and the only management, of this object will be within the computer system of the organization. I just want you to know, before all this is over, why we had to die.
Goodbye, Hollis.
2-19-86
823:
All of the SCP objects have been added. So, I propose a challenge...

...who can write something worthy of number 001?

The vote will be done by /x/ itself & all runners up will become an available number.

Does anyone else like this idea?
829: Anonymous
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Item # SCP-00011

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-00011 is to be kept at all times in 8x8 feet cubicle. No direct contact is to be made with SCP-00011. SPC-00011 may have the following objects inside its cubicle, 1 box of Kleenex brand tissue, 1 wide screen monitor, 1 HP computer model number b1730r, 1 gallon of Absolut. The box of Kleenex and the bottle of Absolut are to be replenished daily. No personnel may access the computer or look directly at the monitor. Failure to comply with these measures may cause a violent reaction in SCP-00011. Personnel who have failed to provide SCP-00011 with the above mentioned items or personnel who have accessed the computer or looked directly at the monitor have experienced long bouts of depression, anxiety, paranoia, excessive masturbation, have taken to calling black staff members niggers, and in severe cases have been known to rape female personnel.

Description: SCP-00011 appears to be many things to many different staff members often resembling a slightly overweight white male but may also appear to be female, Black, Hispanic, Asian, and European.
841: Anonymous
>>576731
I kind of like SCP-001 being unknown. Either that, or it should be something truly MOTHERFUCKING EPIC AND EXTREMELY IMPORTANT, like my entropy reverser, God, something that could destroy the universe, etc.
847: Anonymous
do i fail at SCP-00011?
880: Anonymous
>>576746
The joke here is that SCP-001 is Anonymous. It has no distinctive character or recognition factor, yet everybody knows that it is there and has immense power.
893:
>>576742
BTW I saved this a SCP-013 on Joke SCP's
905: Anonymous
>>576759
No one writes bad SCPs on purpose. The 001 is a placeholder; perhaps someday someone writes something so epic that it cannot be topped. I don't believe anything that good could be done by merely trying. I think things are fine as they are, everyone gets to choose their number, and no one has to try to make up something out of this world just so they could be number one.
936: Anonymous
>>576778
By administering them SCP-500 at the correct moment.
943:
>>576773
SCP-001

Item #001

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: The components of 001 must never be brought within 100 yards of eachother or 50 yards of another SCP class item. Components of 001 can only be handled by Level 4, class D personnel only. The components must be cased within lead, concrete, & surrounded by all forms of radar jammers, cloaks & tracker disabling devices.

Description: Item 001 has two forms, both when whole & when seperate. 001 is either: a massive computer, both highly intelligent & impossibly immense compared to anything else in existence; or a man, standing at an estimated 5'4" weighing about 143 pounds & seeming quite rugged, possibly homeless. These forms were viewed complete a total of 12 times. All subsequent viewings & exposures to 001 were in it's seperated state, which appears to be either a part of the computer, or a part of the man. All exposure to complete 001 was in itself a documented test, with all twelve subjects living no longer than thirteen days from the exposure. The fatalities were recorded by witnesses as "indescribably gruesome, unexplainable & unavoidable". All eyewitnesses died less then thirteen days after witnessing the death themselves. All eyewitness of primary & secondary deaths were subsequently terminated to prevent biocide.

Deaths were best described as [data expunged]. Any still existing remains continued to burn with a blue flame until ash.
1013: Anonymous
SCP-??? (give this a number, dont feel like looking up one thats not taken)

Item Number - ??? (see above)

#??? cannot be contained. It must be left to wander. All observation to this point has shown that it will not venture farther than 10 meters from the first point of discovery. Object #??? was discovered in an impact crater on October 26th 2001. The crater has a radius of 15 meters.

Any attempts at containment have proved futile. When an agent attempts to touch #???, they cease to exist. Any and all electronic records cease to exist. Nothing remains that proves the agent ever existed. An attempt to place housing over the crater resulted in the same thing. All personnel on site that day are erased from reality. Scientist [EXPUNGED] has speculated that they were erased on a quantum level.

#??? is an orb of an unknown material. It is visually identical to obsidian. Attempts to test its composition have, obviously, failed. It rolls gently around but does little else. Upon approach the orb vibrates slightly.

Agents who have been in the crater with #??? report a sense of overwhelming joy and euphoria. Long term effects are completely unknown at this time. Further study will be conducted.
1031: Anonymous
>>576873
It's been given the number SCP-300
1067: Anonymous
SCP-000001
Item #000001

#000001 has been proven to be impossible to contain, but poses no real threat unless [expunged]. All personnel, regardless of rank, attempting to [expunged] have instantly disappeared without a trace.

Description: Object 000001 appears to be a white, ghostlike, legless figure of humanoid form with what appears to be a sack over its head; with large eye holes and a slit mouth fashioned on said sack. Object brings a candle wherever it goes.

The existence of object 000001 is already present in the public consciousness, in the form of an urban myth. The story of object 000001 and its ability to [expunged] has been the subject of many a campfire ghost story since the early 90's.
1143: Anonymous
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Ok, hope you guys like this:

Item # SCP-001

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-001 is located in a small, steel-lined

room with two video cameras on it at all times. The room is locked by a

two-tiered security system, required a ??-character passcode and a ???????

scan before opening. Only selected personnel with Level 4 and above may

enter, and only with instructions from above. Two must enter at the same

time and may not bring any form of coinage or currency with them.

Description: SCP-001 has the honor of being the first aquisition of the

newly-formed institute. The device, a coin-operated fortune-telling

machine, was presumably built around 1923 yet no documentation exists and

the serial number does not match up with the records where it was

presumably built. Inside the glass case is a marrionette, a grotesque

upper torso of an old woman. The head is apparently made of wood, yet is

able to arrange its features to convey emotion. Its usual expression is a

leering, angry one. The rest of the "body" lacks this flexibility.
1149: Anonymous
SCP-001 requires no power source. It is not known what powers it, and the

lights and other electrical parts of the machine have never worn out,

burnt out, or needed replacing.

The device is sentient, and very aware of its surroundings. Whenever

anyone walks into the room, it will respond and stare at them, and follow

their movements with its head.

The device is still functional, but not in the way its manufacturers

intended. By depositing a nickle in the slot, and speaking into the

microphone with a desire to know the future, the fortune teller will

smile, then make motions with its hand over its crystal ball, and a

rolled-up paper will fall out of the dispenser below. Initially, when the

device was classified as a safe curiosity, the revelations it offered were

no more accurate and just as vague as a message in a fortune cookie. As

the years passed, however, the predictions made by the machine became

incredibly dire and deadly for the consultee, and always accurate. It was then the machine

was locked away.
1155: Anonymous
SCP-001 knows when it is being watched over the camera system, no matter how physically far away the viewer is. The fortune teller will react and stare at the camera. On occaision, the fortune teller will act as if it is at rest or "sleeping", and when the viewer looks back at the screen, sees the marionnete with a large, sadistic grin and eyes open twice as wide as they should be, staring back. Most of our personnel find this very disturbing and many refuse the task of watching the device.

Addendum, 02-21-1981: ??? ????? reports that the device is more active and noisier than usual.

Addendum, 02-22-1981: ??? ????? reports that a rolled-up piece of paper is on the floor in front of the machine. After consultation with the director, a level-4 enters the device's area, retrieves the paper, and promptly incinerates it without reading it. This was done in the next building over, and SCP-001 seems very agitated, to the point of causing itself to rock back and forth. This goes on for several hours, then abruptly stops.
1161: Anonymous
Addendum, 07-14-1994: ?????? ???? reports that for the past two evenings, the device has been staring in the camera's direction and appears to be slowly mouthing words. ?????? ???? advised to ignore this.

Addendum, 07-16-1994: ?????? ???? has an auto accident on the Interstate ??, ? south of the institute. He was trapped in his automobile after the collision and could not escape, burning alive in the process.

By Direction, 07-17-1994: both cameras monitoring SCP-001 are ordered to be shut down.

Addendum, 10-05-2001: the noise and racket from SCP-001's containment area, once regular, has not been heard in two weeks.
1181:
Also, the SCP page is down
1188:
Damn, already trying for #001? I like the idea of #001 being just the first thing the SCP team got a hold of, instead of being the most bad ass thing. I mean, when you think about it, they would know where and what to look for better as time went on, but that's just my opinion. I'm working on a new one...hope it's good, but we'll see. Don't know what's up with the SCP page...we should make a better site, not just a wiki...like the SCP Foundation's actual web site!
1196:
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SCP-682

Item #682

Special Containment Procedures:

Object #682 must be destroyed as soon as possible. At this time, no means available to SCP teams are capable of destroying #682, only able to cause massive physical damage. Containment of #682 is to be made on-site whenever contact is made. Containment will consist of ten inch reinforced acid-resistant steel plate forming the walls, ceiling and floor of #682's containment chamber. Containment chamber will then be filled with lye and hydrochloric acid until #682 becomes incapacitated. SCP crew will attempt to transport #682 to central facility as soon as physically possible.

Any personnel attempting to speak to #682 will be restrained and removed by force. Any movement or attempt to escape, move, or speak by #682 will be addressed by full use of force by SCP team, by whatever means available and necessary.

Description:

Object #682 is a large, vaguely reptile-like creature of unknown origin. It appears to be extremely intelligent, and was observed to engage in complex communication with #079 during it's limited time of capture. It's physical body grows and changes very quickly, observed to increase by one square foot of mass every hour that it is not physically damaged. #682 is also incredibly strong, and has escaped from SCP six times to date.

Object #682 appears to have a hatred of all life, which has been expressed in several interviews during containment. #682 gains energy from anything it ingests, organic or inorganic. #682's regenerative capabilities are staggering, and #682 has been seen moving and speaking with it's body 87% destroyed or rotted.
1209:
SCP Memo-

Lydecker, what the hell did you do? You can't use objects from the SC vault for this sort of experimentation! Now it's loose, and i have to try to explain! Who did you use for it? It knows the facility...I hope to god it wasn't a member of staff. Report to General XXXXXXXX by noon, you son of a bitch, and hope to god he won't feed you to your new toy.
1222: Anonymous
Item#:SCP-360

Object Class: Safe

Clearance: Any

Description: A hard plastic white monolith with a circle separated into quadrants
.SCP-360 was found in a burnt out apartment building and from our tests was the cause of the fire.
Pressing the circle on the monolith causes the quadrants to light up green under ideal conditions.

Special Containment Protocol: The containment room must be kept at a constant 10 degrees Celsius
with 6 box fans on high directed towards SCP-360. If at any time during research the bottom left
most 3 quadrants start to blink red, the agents currently in the room must turn 360 degrees and then
walk backwards slowly. Just walking away would cause a logic error on the scale of dividing by zero.
Once out of the room have another agent wearing level 4 HAZMAT armor come in to package it up in a
"coffin" box and send it off to [EXPUNGED] and then await a replacement in 1-2 weeks.
1254:
No problem...drama always whips up when someone tries to be the best. I try for epic mediocrity, and it seems to have worked. I don't want my stuff to be the best, hell, i know some of mine have sucked! I really regret 053 and 682, and i am somewhat unhappy with 406. Otherwise, i just try and think of horrible, horrible things that would freak me out, and present them as best i can. No hate to anyone, really, and much love to all those who have at least tried to do SCP. It can be hard as hell, and harder still to have something you worked on shot down!

Still, it is fun. Also, i think we need to start a SCP website. Like the SCP's own site, where they record and document everything.
1291: Anonymous
I'm new to this whole writing thing, and my main language is not english, so be gentle.

tem#: (Dunno, unused number goes here)
Object class: Keter

SCP: Item XXX Is to be kept in well lit room no smaller than 10x10 meters at all times. All walls must have at least a layer of 1' of titanium or steel covering them. If titanium or steel are not available, any other metallic materials will work temporarily.
All personnel in contact with item XXX must be equipped with standard issue biological hazmat suits with an outer aluminized shell and a flamethrower. All contact with Item XXX has to be authorized by level 4, class D personnel.
If any personnel makes physical contact with Item XXX or it's "spores", subject is to be terminated and incinerated immediatly.

Description: Item XXX is a fleshy, bulbous sac of unknown organic substance. It pulses at intervals of roughly 4 seconds, resembling a human heart. From item XXX's center, usually located at mid-air, are extended various protuberances that resemble tentacles, and these attempt to affixate themselves to anything in their range. Once this is done, whatever matter is in contact with the "tentacles" will transform itself in the same substance that item XXX is composed of, though the means by which this is achieved are still unknown. Metallic substances have been observed to hinder this process substantially, particularly titanium and steel. Item XXX also appears to be photosensitive, and it's growth will be slowed down slightly by bright lights.

Fire or high temperatures cause Item XXX to retreat it's tentacles back into the "core". Upon approach by any living being, a hole, measuring approximately two inches, will open in the core and a white, dust-like substance will be sprayed. If in vicinity of living being, it will have the same effect as it's tentacles, though at a much accelerated pace. These particles will have no effect on inanimate matter.
1340: Anonymous
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SCP-284

Item #284

#284 is to be kept in a 40' by 40' grey room at all times. Subject is to be fed a diet of 10 human penises every hour, on the hour (size, ethnicity, and circumcision of said penises are inconsequential, just see to it that they are penises).

Only females are allowed to enter #284's holding chamber. Male personnel will, regardless of armor or other form of protection, will have their genitalia "mongled" within seconds.

Item appears human, but moves with superhuman speed and possesses prodigious strength.

Again, male personnel must exercise EXTREME caution; he'll suck your dick.
1378: Anonymous
Item#: SCP-463

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures:Object 463 must never bee seen by anyonALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
1412:
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I kind of rushed this and dont know what to add, It's not catastrophic like the others

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Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-093 Is to be kept on a silver lined mirror on a 1' x 9" pedestal at least 4?? off the ground floor in containment cell block ?. Object is not to be contained in areas exceeding 12' x 10' nor placed on mahogany, pine, cherry or aluminum pedestals above or below level 1 of containment cell block ?. Object can be handled safely, albeit gently, without consequence. Tests and consequences involving containment conditions can be viewed in Section-B:35-1 of attached report.

Description: Object was found on the shores of the Red Sea, 30 Jan 1968. Emitting a low sigh and a dim blue gleam, object has since turned an orange mix of red only emitting a hum of varying volume whilst in the presence of female examiners ages 34-41. Object resembled the documented blue for 54:34 at 1:23 on 26 April. 1986 coincidentally when the body of 194- 9834 was discovered in Research Facility ?. Ties between 194- 9834 and I-093 remain inconclusive, and effects of prolonged exposure to I-093 remain unknown except for infrequent reports of periods of calmness and in the case of 242-0049 as periodic waves of depression, loss of balance and thoughts of suicide. These feelings have reportedly not exceeded 1 week 4 days. Object seemed to react to the presence of 242-0056 by turning a light violet for no more than 2:09; documented on 12 March 1993. Effects of this reaction remain unknown.

Additional Notes: Origins of I-093 remain unknown and documents of recovery of I-093 have since been destroyed by fire in Research Facility ?, 09 December 1989. Reports on the feelings of researchers who handled I-093 have remained inconsequential since 19 April 1995.
1424: Anonymous
I submit for review

SCP-882

Item #882

#882 is to be kept in a fluid environment at all times, consisting of no less than 40% seawater. Object is to be kept suspended by NON-METALLIC means, currently cotton fiber line that is to be changed daily. Object is to be checked daily for any signs of rust flaking. If any part of #882 appears uncoated with rust, it must immediately be immersed in a 100% seawaters solution. Reduce concentration only when #882 is again coated in rust.

NO METAL IN CONATINMENT AREA. Only organic materials in containment area, any contact with #882 is to be done with thick cotton gloves. Any metal making contact with #882 is to be heat-severed, melted and contained in 100% sea water in a separate area.

Any auditory issues reported by staff will be met with a full examination and transfer.

215 posts and 19 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.
1471:
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>More than likely suck, but oh wellz. Make it better /x/.

Item# : SCP-414

Object Class: Keter

Clearance: Level 2

Description: Item is a small tack hammer. The hammer was found at 6:59 pm on Wed. April 3rd, 1985 by ||||||||||. ||||||||| was exploring the catacombs underneath Paris when she came upon a gravesite with a recently mutilated explorer, who was later identified to be ||||||||, |||||||||'s husband gone missing from |||||||||||'s side just moments ago. The object was found in the hand of the brutilized body. The body was covered in iron pikes driven into the extremeties, and large gouge marks on the face and neck. Infectious lacerations covered the lower half of the victim, which had seperated from the upper half.

Special Containment Protocol: Object is to be submerged in liquid nitrogen locked in a chest contained in an airtight room. Upon tests the item allows the user to feel euphoria, and an incessant crave for the item. If a male user is in 20 feet of unprotected airspace, the item will deafen it's host and rupture vessels in the subject's ears. Obtaining the item will result in immediate death, being ripped apart, and the hammer will reach into the body, devouring the subject's warmth. There is no data on why the item craves to be held, or why it hungers for heat. Temperature of the chest not to exceed 77.2 K or breach has occurred. Item 414 will move towards humans and/or center of heat. Patching of container must occur by a female, and must be approved with Division General.
1489: Anonymous
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SCP-625A

Simply referred to as "The cube".

Classification: Proceed as deemed safe, but otherwise it hasn't been noted that #625 has caused any harm.

#625 is a small, seemingly weightless metallic three-dimensional cube. After being found after the Phoenix Lights incident on March 13, 1997, It's relation is unclear as of yet. The cube was describe upon being obtained by the handler. (Agent name: Blue 8.) As while looking at it, the cube would be the only thing that would be in focus in the room, tunnel vision is the best way to describe it. He later described while looking down at the object, a feeling described as being on the edge of a cliff with the uneasy fear that he was going to fall, once holding the cube he was noted to being dizzy. A acute ringing of the ears. Any attempts to film or record the device leads to anywhere between (Depending on how long the recording.) a second, to hours of white noise and video-static. Attempts to melt the object produce no changes in it's properties. The metal isn't radioactive, though electronic equipment shows that it emits the same frequency as radio waves. X-rays show that it contains nothing, and CAT scans prove unfit seeing as the cube tampers with it's equipment. When tossed in the air it falls at a rate that is thought to be impossibly slow, for any object of it's size, or weight. It is deemed harmless, and perhaps, if it is connected with the Phoenix Lights, that is it extra-terrestrial. More to follow once found.

Containment is very minimal, it is kept within the facility on area and under guard between one to three unarmed men.
1551: Anonymous
SCP-888

Item #888

#888 has been sent to laboratory 5-4G for further analysis and possible integration of findings to our electrical mainframe. However, it should remain inside its glass box at all times. No one, not even God himself should he step down from the heavens, is allowed to so much as even breathe on any moving part of #888. Transport of #888 should be undertaken with utmost care, and movement should be restricted to a few centimeters every day. In all likelihood, plans retrofitting laboratory 5-4G into a room dedicated to monitor and safeguard #888 will be undertaken in the near future, including vibration neutralizers capable of muffling earthquakes with up to a magnitude of 8 on the Richter scale.

Desc: Item #888 is a complex system of wheels, pulleys, and other simple machines of unknown design and based on no known scientific principle. This amalgam of steel, plastic, glass, and wood are contained in a 2' glass box. These parts are constantly in motion, and appear to be very sensitive. One obvious part of #888 is a 2" cog balanced on a glass needle, spinning at an observed 180rpm. This cog seems to be the main driveshaft of the system, although the mechanism for its movement are unknown. There are no wires, curiously enough, save for two .5" copper wires floating .25" from the top of the cog, distanced .2" from each other. There is an electric current flowing between the wires. Again, the mechanism responsible for this creation of energy are unknown.

Note: all measurements are estimates, as opening the glass box requires shattering it, resulting in damage to the closed system and most likely destroying its energy-producing capabilities.
1558:
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I liked that idea...the one about the SCP Facility having some kind of massive failure, and the information starting to leak out. Sorry to keep harping on a site, but it would be a great way to put everything together! I'm working on some new SCP objects...trying to decide mechanical or biological...i don't seem to do so good with living stuff. And thanks everybody for not posting as me! I offer a creepy pic that i can not make a SCP out of as thanks.
1571: Anonymous
>>580392
>>580429
SCP-888 appears very good, and I like the idea of it being a part of SCP-882 or something produced by it. Two things about it seem off. 1. Drop the drama, meaning the God Himself part. This is a report. 2. Why must it be handled so carefully? One reason for this has to be its delicate appearance, but surely that cannot be enough.
1586:
ok, i have some questions. First, i have an idea that somewhat connects 882, 015, and 455. Good idea, or would it screw things up? Second, anyone starting a SCP Foundation site should get the title of "SCP Department Head" or "General (name here)", depending on if they want to be in research or recovery. I myself want "Dr. Gears" as a codename. I'm working on two new ones as well...i swear they will not suck as bad as the last one...
1601:
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SCP-238

Item #238

Special Containment Procedures:

Object #238 is currently contained by the original means. Current SCP protocols have proven unable to contain #238. All exploration of #238 is suspended until proper containment of #238 has been achieved. Any and all personnel attempting to enter #238 are to be physically restrained and moved to a outside containment area. Upkeep of the current barrier is first priority, and two members of personnel will be present at all times.

No testing, samples, exploration, or documentation until full containment of #238 has been achieved. Any and all persons entering #238 are to be deemed missing, presumed dead.

Description:

Object #238 is a enormous underground facility on the island ostrov Shmidta to the extreme north of Russia. When originally found, the entrance was sealed behind a massive wall of bricks, covered in carvings. This wall was removed, and exploration began. Initial tests showed that the walls, though appearing to be stone, were fossilized tissue of unknown origin. Several structures within the facility led initial exploration teams to conclude that #238 is or was at least half biological.

Shortly after discovery of a central ??chamber?? consisting of partially rotted flesh and badly decayed metal structures, personnel began to disappear, and numerous accidents claimed eight lives. Odd noises and other hallucinations were reported, and containment was established.

Eight containment walls were destroyed by unknown means, in addition to rapidly escalating ??aggressive?? phenomenon by #238. Replacement of the original wall has contained #238 effectively, but new SCP containment strategies are requested.
1633: Anonymous
Item# : SCP-???

Object Class: Keter

Clearance: Level 4

Special Containment Procedures: Item-??? is to be kept in an ordinary secured vault unless an experiment involving it is underway. So long as containment procedures are followed, Item-??? is completely safe and poses no threat; however, deviation in any way is extremely dangerous and could easily cause a catastrophe.

All personnel responsible for the maintenance of Item-??? must have no knowledge of any theory of natural science or mathematics*. Personnel responsible for Item-??? are forbidden from carrying any sort of video camera or digital imaging device of any kind into the containment vault. Due to the sensitive nature of Item-???, its containment vault is equipped with a variety of anti-intrusion devices including motion detectors, sound detectors, thermal sensors, floor and atmospheric pressure sensors, light detectors, laser nets, and cameras in the infrared and ultraviolet spectra. However, no visible-spectrum video camera may be placed in direct view of the object, due to its unique properties.

When Item-??? is transferred, it must be obscured from view of any security or other personnel with any knowledge of natural science or mathematics. An ordinary wooden crate is sufficient, so long as the object is obscured from view.

* Proposal 567-D, which suggests replacing all human personnel with specially trained primates is currently awaiting authorization.

Description: A pair of items, consisting of an antique chalkboard of considerable quality and a large, sharpened piece of chalk. Aside from their unusual properties, the items are otherwise common.
1639: Anonymous
>>581704

Accidentally hit "submit".

Description: A pair of items, consisting of an antique chalkboard of considerable quality and a large, sharpened piece of chalk. Aside from their unusual properties, the items are otherwise common. The chalkboard is of quite sturdy construction. The chalk retains its mass and shape regardless of how often it is used, and is capable of writing on any surface.

Item-??? is believed to have been created by the late, derranged physicist XXXXXX. It was discovered in 1947 after a series of strange events and disappearances at the University of XXXXXX by police, who were investigating the apparent disappearance of biology professor XXXXXX, who was found dead next to the object, apparently having suffered some sort of massive hemorrage. Its properties were first suggested by detective XXXXXX, who observed fellow detective XXX read the contents of the chalkboard, and immediately collapse, apparently suffering the same sort of hemorrage. Detective XXXXXX had already copied the contents of the board to his notebook, which were various biological formulae, and sought his colleague, who had knowledge of biology to interpret their meaning. It was later determined that the chalkboard did indeed contain biological formulae, but that the formulae contained an error in a particular variable which described the permeability of various cellular membranes. Item-??? was later transferred to SCP, where subsequent experiments confirmed its properties.
1652:
Holy crap, that was sweet as hell! and meanwhile, if you can get the site started (my own web site creation skills suck) you could be general of the SCP Retrieval team. Don't know what you'd want for a code name, but i think it'd be sweet. I'm working on another new one, thanks for uploading #238
1667:
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SCP-218

Item #218

Special Containment Procedures:

No personnel are to enter the containment area of #218. All interaction with #218 is to be done via robotic assistance. No organic materials anywhere in the containment area. At least one airlock door must be sealed at all times when entering or exiting containment area. Any and all objects entering or leaving containment area must be given a chemical shower with at least 10% acid. All objects leaving the containment area must be inspected in a quarantined area.

Description:

Object #218 appears to be a large mass of parasitic Lamprey. Closer examination has shown that it is in fact one organism, weighing approximately four hundred pounds and covering a area of roughly twenty square feet. The central body is a mass of tissue deep inside connecting the numerous ??Lamprey??, for what purpose is yet unknown. Parts of #218 will break off and move around the containment area, attempting to find food or a way out of containment. Smaller masses will be eaten by the main mass after several hours of separation.

Object #218 will attempt to attach to any nearby biological matter. How it finds or detects prey is as yet unknown. It will emit a high keening sound, and begin to move in the direction of prey, ??lamprey?? extended. It will attach via the ??lamprey?? and begin to bore into the prey item. ??Lamprey?? will bore throughout the body, completely ingesting the prey item after several hours. #218 will increase in size proportional to the amount of organic matter ingested.

Object #218 shows a preference for human tissues. Prey coming within ten feet of #218 will suddenly freeze and stare, not moving or attempting to resist as #218 attaches.
1674:
it's those damn teeth...anyway, i'm also working on a internal memo from Dr.Gears that may be one of the reasons SCP has broken down.
1695:
Memo

To: SCP Foundation Directors

From: Dr.Gears, Euclid class containment specialist and SCP Object Researcher

Subject: SCP Protocols

Gentlemen,

Allow me first to voice my regard and appreciation for all that you have done. With your intervention, and the tireless work of SCP Containment Teams, we have shielded the world from things which, at the very best, would cause mass panic. Truly, your tireless efforts are appreciated, even if the world will never know of them.

However, I must voice concerns over current SCP protocols. Our current containment sites are growing overcrowded, and even at low capacity, our facilities are often stretched to accommodate objects of even moderate containment security. More off-site facilities need to be established, my suggestions being the expansion of the SCP-#882 facility and the SCP-#455 containment area.
1702:
My own work with Euclid class objects has also forced me to difficult conclusions, and caused a rift to form with my peers. I must advise, with all due respect, against Dr.Alcom and Dr.Brogen's suggestion that these objects can somehow be copied and used. With the possible exception of SCP-#888 (assuming that it is a portion of SCP-#882), no object has been duplicated with any degree of success. What's more, there is no way to predict what may occur from such tampering.

Furthermore, Dr.Lydecker's suggestion of using objects against one another, or even combining them, is suicidal at best. His actions at SCP-#882's recovery and containment led to several deaths, and his research and findings are questionable. His work could create objects we have no hope of understanding, let alone contianing.

In conclusion, allow me to thank you for your time and consideration, and please know I have the foundation's best interests at heart.

Dr.Gears
1715:
His position is not one of power. What he has been looking into has shaken him badly, and he's starting to doubt SCP and it's ability to contain the objects. He's being dramatic in the hopes of getting someone to listen to him, he's afraid, really deeply scared of what could happen. Something had to happen that leaked all the information, some kind of security breakdown. This was just my (weak) attempt at an idea why. Sorry about the typo, and i'm sorry it's not that great. Just fooling around with ideas...thanks for offering feedback at least!
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Anonymous
Just wanted feedback on a SCP I made. Here goes:

Item#: SCP-225

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-225 is to be kept in a sealed chest at all times. The chest it is contained in must be filled with Jungle or Tropical vegatation at all times. Rooms tempature should always be at 70 Degrees or higher. Personnel assignet to study this object must be unarmed or Item SCP-225 will deem them hostile and attack. Personnel are also required to wear Class IV biohazard suits. In the event there suit is breached the compromised personnel will be subject to a X-Ray and cavity search. If 225 is not on their person or has not cut or injured them they will have a final examination before being released.
Description: Item SCP-225 usually takes its form as a small dagger of Aztec or Mayan origin. However the object will morph into any dagger, knife or sword. Previously SPC-225 has been known to morph into something as large as a Katana. SCP-225 seems to draw any Humans towards it. Whatever nation they belong to and whatever launguage they speak they will slowly walk towards the dagger while speaking what appears to be a as of yet unknown South American Language. They will then attempt to cut themselves, attack others with the weapon, or hide the weapon on their person. Its pull reaches out to about 25 feet. Personnel exposed to the object outside its chest report feelings of euphoria, delusions of grandeur or seem to go into a trance. They also have a strong desire to attempt to sacrifice themselves to a unknown entity.
26: Anonymous
SCP posts aren't exciting anymore, get over it.
32: Anonymous
What made SCP posts, any indeed all creepypasta enjoyable, is that the fuckface that wrote it didn't include "hey, I just wrote this" in it.
38: Anonymous
I haven't read many of the SCPs, but what i did read was creepy because it wasn't an everyday object, like a dagger.
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Anonymous
Item#:SCP-360

Object Class: Safe

Clearance: Any

Description: A hard plastic white monolith with a circle separated into quadrants. SCP-360 was found in a burnt out apartment building and from our tests was the cause of the fire. Pressing the circle on the monolith causes the quadrants to light up green under ideal conditions.

Special Containment Protocol: The containment room must be kept at a constant 10 degrees Celsius with 6 box fans on high directed towards SCP-360. If at any time during research the bottom left most 3 quadrants start to blink red, the agents currently in the room must turn 360 degrees and then walk backwards slowly. Just walking away would cause a logic error on the scale of dividing by zero. Once out of the room have another agent wearing level 4 HAZMAT armor come in to package it up in a "coffin" box and send it off to [EXPUNGED] and then await a replacement in 1-2 weeks.
20: Anonymous
Item# SCP-014 Special Containment Procedures: 014’s holding cell is to remain locked at all times. Personnel of sufficient clearance (as determined by facility administrator) may be admitted to view 014 after submitting a formal request in advance. Anyone handling SCP-014 needn’t take any special precautions, though common sense dictates that one should wash their hands afterwards.

Appearance: SCP-014 takes the form of an antique dinner fork, well worn, and as near as can be estimated, not cleaned since the 1890’s. The object is fashioned from the electroplated nickel-silver typical of the suspected period of its manufacture and the rightmost tine is bent slightly outward. Brown stains and mold adorn the prongs and the pits of the decorative parts of the handle. Analysis of this material seems to indicate that SCP-014 was last used on some form of beef.

SCP-014 was moved to this facility in the early Seventies and seems, for all intents and purposes, to be an entirely mundane dinner fork. If it is possessed of any extra-ordinary qualities, these are known only to those in the very highest echelon of this project’s coordinators, whose representatives assure us that 014 is, quote “Very Important”. Officers who have spent time alone with SCP-014 are unanimous in their appreciation that the object is of great significance (hence its continued presence at this site), though none can quite say why [see >>Testimony of Major ?????? ??????????, February, 1972]. No tests on SCP-014 are authorized. Any personnel observed attempting to compromise 014 in any way are to be shot on sight.
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Anonymous
Hai /x/,
i need the scp 90 or something creepy pasta

pic unrelated
14: Anonymous
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series
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is it just me or is the SCP wiki down?

http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/Main_Page

also itt post SCP
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SCP 8400
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SCP Wiki 11: Anonymous
Is the SCP Wiki going to come back online, or is it down for the foreseeable future?
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The SCP items
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Well, it's a SCP series thing. No clue of which, and their wiki isn't working here.

Link: http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/Main_Page
32: Anonymous
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Item#: SCP-173

Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Crylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personal are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behavior should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
62: Anonymous
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tem#: SCP-173

Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Crylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personal are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behavior should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
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SCP 12:
Crap...one day, and the whole thread goes under. I can repost my stuff if people want, but we had such a good SCP thread going! Anyone have some fresh ones? I'll post what i wrote in a little bit...
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http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series

Here's the wiki again, thanks to everyone who posted my stuff! I need help though...should my next one be biological, or mechanical?
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Then you are unfamiliar with many of the SCP's which are housed there.
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SCP part 2 12:
Well, the thread finally went down the tubes, so let's pick it back up here, if anyone cares. I have a couple that were posted right near the end, and one new one so far. i'll post them later today

http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series
wiki link, in case anyone lost it
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SCP-218

Item #218

Special Containment Procedures:

No personnel are to enter the containment area of #218. All interaction with #218 is to be done via robotic assistance. No organic materials anywhere in the containment area. At least one airlock door must be sealed at all times when entering or exiting containment area. Any and all objects entering or leaving containment area must be given a chemical shower with at least 10% acid. All objects leaving the containment area must be inspected in a quarantined area.

Description:

Object #218 appears to be a large mass of parasitic Lamprey. Closer examination has shown that it is in fact one organism, weighing approximately four hundred pounds and covering a area of roughly twenty square feet. The central body is a mass of tissue deep inside connecting the numerous “Lamprey”, for what purpose is yet unknown. Parts of #218 will break off and move around the containment area, attempting to find food or a way out of containment. Smaller masses will be eaten by the main mass after several hours of separation.

Object #218 will attempt to attach to any nearby biological matter. How it finds or detects prey is as yet unknown. It will emit a high keening sound, and begin to move in the direction of prey, “lamprey” extended. It will attach via the “lamprey” and begin to bore into the prey item. “Lamprey” will bore throughout the body, completely ingesting the prey item after several hours. #218 will increase in size proportional to the amount of organic matter ingested.

Object #218 shows a preference for human tissues. Prey coming within ten feet of #218 will suddenly freeze and stare, not moving or attempting to resist as #218 attaches.
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SCP-238

Item #238

Special Containment Procedures:

Object #238 is currently contained by the original means. Current SCP protocols have proven unable to contain #238. All exploration of #238 is suspended until proper containment of #238 has been achieved. Any and all personnel attempting to enter #238 are to be physically restrained and moved to a outside containment area. Upkeep of the current barrier is first priority, and two members of personnel will be present at all times.

No testing, samples, exploration, or documentation until full containment of #238 has been achieved. Any and all persons entering #238 are to be deemed missing, presumed dead.

Description:

Object #238 is a enormous underground facility on the island ostrov Shmidta to the extreme north of Russia. When originally found, the entrance was sealed behind a massive wall of bricks, covered in carvings. This wall was removed, and exploration began. Initial tests showed that the walls, though appearing to be stone, were fossilized tissue of unknown origin. Several structures within the facility led initial exploration teams to conclude that #238 is or was at least half biological.

Shortly after discovery of a central “chamber” consisting of partially rotted flesh and badly decayed metal structures, personnel began to disappear, and numerous accidents claimed eight lives. Odd noises and other hallucinations were reported, and containment was established.

Eight containment walls were destroyed by unknown means, in addition to rapidly escalating “aggressive” phenomenon by #238. Replacement of the original wall has contained #238 effectively, but new SCP containment strategies are requested.
100: Anonymous
>>583169
There already is SCP-238.
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SCP-216

Item #216

Special Containment Procedures:

Do not allow #216 to come in contact with any free-standing water. Containment area for #216 is to be held at 0% humidity at all times. No living things may come in contact with #216 without full body hazmat containment suits. If any vibration is observed from #216, clear the containment area immediately and seal all containment doors.

Any and all personnel entering or leaving the containment area must submit to a psychological evaluation.

Description:

Object #216 is a smooth black ball the size of a baseball. It appears to be made out of a super-dense metal, weighing over six hundred pounds and impossible to scratch or damage by any means. #216 absorbs any and all H20 that it comes in contact with. After absorbing its own weight in water, it will begin to vibrate for thirty seconds, after which it will expel a super-heated blast of steam at extremely high PSI. This steam wave has the force of a pyroclastic flow and will extend for a quarter-mile radius from #216.

subjects coming in contact with #216 will immediately lose all H20 contained in their bodies. Subjects appear to be almost instantly mummified. Some human subjects have reported a strong desire to touch the surface of #216 with bare hands when in the containment chamber. This fades quickly, but can persist for several days in some subjects.
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sorry if that one sucks, #216 is an idea a friend of mine had, and he said i should try and make something out of it. If anyone has suggestions or creepy pics, i'd appreciate it. I think this makes my 11th SCP object...god i gotta get a hobby...
121: Anonymous
The picture to that one would go well with scp 300 that I wrote a few days ago.
134: Anonymous
Formatting from the template, makes adding them easier.

Item # SCP-XXX

Object Class: (Safe/Euclid/Keter)

Special Containment Procedures:

Description:
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>>583186
One of the best SCPs I've read in a while
155: Anonymous
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SCP-541

Item #541

Special Containment Procedure:
#541 must be kept under constant surveillance as it has not yet been determined if #541 possesses sentience despite it's appearance. Surveillance is to be conducted by the employ of several different types of unmanned drones. Drones may be introduced to the environment only one at a time and will transmit data remotely. Any drone introduced must remain within the environment until absolutely cannabalized by #541. If any organic or conductive material has entered the environment and was for any reason removed consequently Class-D personnel have been trained to account for #541as well as #541-x. If one or both cannot be accounted for then measures must be taken to destroy #541. #541-Action6 failure protocol dictates; Priority 1, Special Forces are to retrieve #541 by any means necessary, Priority 2, Special Forces are to quickly contain any personnel in contact with #541 for immediate termination, Priority 3, collect another organism that can be classified the same as #541,#542, or #311, to be introduced to #541 if all containment fails.

Description:
#541 appears to be a type of tree. Externally, it appears to be a small or young perecopsis elata with an exceptional notch stretching from trunk to it's first limb, roughly a 5' tall opening. Here it's similarities with a tree end. The inside of #541, as exposed by the notch, is in all basic qualities a large mammal's placenta. The placenta is very alive and in capacity holds the entire volume of the tree portion of #541.

ahhhh shit I forgot what i was doing.....
I'm at work and bored so I thought i'd take a crack at this.
The basic idea was a hollow tree that produces psychotic doppelgangers that consume anything that comes in contact with the tree and thereby nourishing the tree. I thought it was pretty cool but then i got busy and lost my train of thought, sorry guys....
185: Anonymous
>>583341
How about a joke one on agent 47? SCP-047's free, too. It'd be kind of fitting to have 47 working for Site 19, his style is great and someone has to take care of all the terminations.
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Humm...47 would kinda kick ass for Site 19, he is very "no questions asked", but would he himself have a SCP designation? I wonder if Site 19 has "subjects" contained just for escapes or a containment breech. I'm working on a new one too, big nasty organic. If someone can make a joke one for #047 i'll get cracking on some new ones.
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My first SCP, i kinda adopted it from that. Hold on, let me repost it...
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SCP-882

Item #882

Object Class: Euclid


Special Containment Procedures:


Object #882 is to be kept in a fluid environment at all times, consisting of no less than 40% seawater. Object is to be kept suspended by NON-METALLIC means, currently cotton fiber line that is to be changed daily. Object is also to be checked daily for any signs of rust flaking. If any part of #882 appears uncoated with rust, it must immediately be immersed in a 100% seawater solution. Water must be taken directly from the ocean. Reduce concentration only when #882 is again coated in rust.

NO METAL IN CONTAINMENT AREA. Only organic materials are allowed in containment area, and any contact with #882 requires the use of thick cotton gloves. Any metal making contact with #882 is to be heat-severed, melted down and kept immersed in 100% seawater in a separate area.

Any auditory issues reported by staff must be reported immediately, and affected personnel must submit to a full psychological examination and, depending on results, either transfer to another facility or permanent containment at [EXPUNGED].
275: Anonymous
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Item # SCP-479

Item #479

Special Containment Procedures:

Item responds well under casual supervision when placed in an enviroment with a relative humidity of ~0.10% or less and an average temperature of 13°C and no more than 19°C . Item must remain in these conditions unless under the direct supervision of Dr. Haripreet of the SORDT. All Personnel entering the holding area must treat #479 as a biological agent, taking all appropriate precautions. NBC suits will be worn at all times with external air source supplied. Personnel leaving the holding area will be subjected to a wash consisting of a chemical detergent followed by an EPA approved encapsulent agent. Waste from the wash process will be routed to a holding tank which will then be heated to 121°C and held at 300 PSI for a period of time no less than 5 minutes before being depressurized and sent through a reverse osmosis filter. The waste will then be piped into a subcutaneous layer of sand to be returned to the ground water.
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Item # SCP-409

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures:

No physical contact with #409 for any reason. Anything making physical contact with #409 must be contained in quarantine immediately, along with any materials used in the transport of the subject. #409 must be kept in a granite case at all times. Any transportation of #409 must be done in a sealed granite container. Residue from #409s' effect are to be sealed in granite containers along with any tools used to transport residue into containers.

Description:

#409 is a large quartz crystal approximately five feet tall and two feet wide. Any objects coming in contact with #409 will begin to crystallize after three hours. This effect will occur in any material other then granite. The crystallization will spread a inch a minute, and will convert the entire object or organism, inside and out. Subjects report this effect to be extremely painful, like frostbite. After complete crystallization, the object will begin to make snapping and creaking noises for twenty minutes, before bursting into thousands of fragments with great force.

Anything touched by or touching a fragment will immediately begin to crystallize. Nothing at this time is able to undo the effect, including amputation of effected areas. #409 was recovered in [EXPUNGED], under a pile of crystal shards several feet deep. Losses to personnel during recovery were high.
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I love 479, good job! I need to open a damn science book, that really captures the official report feel SCP needs. mine always sounds like some general's write-up or something, not enough science behind it. Let me know what you think of 409, i could use the editing!
301: Anonymous
I just wish people would stop trying to create the "one SCP to rule them all" and just make a plain old cool one.
313: Anonymous
SCP-001

Item #001

"One SCP to rule them all"

Special Containment Procedures:

I jack his grill yo'! you nigga's best keep dat shit out you mouf. That nigga got herpes.

Description:

This shit is fly yo. It all goald and platnum and diamonds. This shit be blingin'.
325: Anonymous
I wrote one aaagggeeesss ago, thought they died and left it at that. Seeing as they have come back, I thought I would have another shot.

SCP – 452 (?)

Object Class: Euclid (?)

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-452 is to be kept in a Bernoulli suspension unless being tested. Any and all non-biological material which makes tactile contact with the surface of SCP-452 is, unless further experimentation is warranted, to be incinerated at the soonest possible juncture. NO LIVING TISSUE OF ANY KIND IS TO TOUCH 452 UNLESS FOR TESTING PURPOSES. If testing of living tissue is granted by any O5 personnel it is to be kept completely isolated and treated as a Keter class object until incineration.
331: Anonymous
>>584696cont

Object Description: SCP-452 is a dull metallic oblong, silver in colour. It is roughly 30cm long and 15cm thick at its widest point. 452 was found inside the carcass of what appeared to be an albino Basking shark which washed up 2 miles west of [EXPUNGED]. During recovery and preliminary testing personnel complained of a low level telepathic “humming” which appeared to originate from 452. Upon further investigation, however, it was found that it was emanating from the container housing 452. All instruments which came into contact with 452 also seemed to exhibit this characteristic, which was described as “the neural equivalent of white noise” by [EXPUNGED] who lead the primary research on 452. 452 seems capable of imbuing neural function, and theoretically sentience, on non-living and non-biological material above a certain mass. Any person or animal which comes into contact with 452 is instantly blinded. This seems to be caused by their brain ceasing to receive sensory input from the optic nerve, which itself begins to decay at an alarming rate immediately following.
337: Anonymous
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Item # SCP-401
Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-401 must be kept on an easel at all times; DO NOT ATTEMPT TO MOVE object SCP-401 without supervision of class 3 personnel or above. Under no circumstances are any personnel to alter or add any material to object SCP-401 unless they are specialized class D personnel chosen specifically for this task (see additional notes). At 1600 daily, class D personnel are to photograph SCP-401 and add the picture as well as any observations about SCP-401 into the daily logs.

Description: 14.5 x 12.75 inch painting, appears to be an unfinished portrait of a man. Discovered in an abandonded house in the countryside of Colorado in [DATA EXPUNGED]. Painted in an unknown medium, though it appears oil based, a material composition test proved inconclusive.

SCP-401 changes how it looks every 3 hours (avg.), these changes include:
eye color, facial expression, direction facing, and hair color. If at any time SCP-401 has a negative emotion showing, all personnel are advised to obeserve class 2 lockdown and evacuation procedures.

Video cameras are only to be operated at times when personnel are within SCP-401 containment area. All attempts to capture video of SCP-401 have proved fruitless, as the painting appears completely black to all electronic equipment.
343: Anonymous
>>584699and finally

Subjects will begin to experience bouts of uncontrollable telekinesis, and an overload of neural function, with human brains consciously operating using 70+% of brain matter as opposed to the average of 10. It has been suggested that the subject’s brains begin to consciously process all data available, forcing the subject literally to think about every single nerve ending in their entire body. Subjects begin to show signs of extreme pain and distress, with many shouting garbled, incomprehensible words at the top of their voice until they experience massive brain haemorrhages. Similar results are observed in animals, and when exposed to SCP-452, green plant matter appears to convert all starch stored in it into water through a process unknown before exploding under the pressure. 452 itself shows no sign of neural function, although a small electric current seems to be passing through it internally.


I know it sucks ass, but it was fun
362: Anonymous
Item # SCP-530 "Carl"

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: No special precautions have yet proven necessary. "Carl" is very calm and friendly, and at this stage is free to move about the lower levels of the facility. "Carl" is free also to interact with SCP-530 as the two have proved non-hostile toward each other as well. Staff is not permitted to feed SCP-530 anything other than his approved food twice daily or his approved treats during training.

Description: SCP-530 appears to be a small dog in a constant state of physical alteration. Highth typically varies between 8" and 12" at the shoulders. Width across the back typically varies between 3" and 7". Length typically varies between 10" and 18.25". Larger and smaller sizes have been recorded but are rare and do not last long.

The coat of SCP-530 is also in a state of constant change. To date, 467 different hues have been recorded, As well as an unidentified number of patterns.

The most extreme flux comes from the growth or absorption of additional limbs, noses, mouths, eyes, ears, and other body parts. While these typically do not last longer than 24 hours, A 3rd eye located slightly left of center on the top of SCP-530's head has remained since approximently 28 minutes after its discovery
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>>584810

"No John you are the SCP"
And then John was an statue
407: Anonymous
>>584826

I've read John dies at the end, and I know that joke, but I have no idea what you mean.
Point a finger for the dumb, make it easier.
Oh yeah, I wrote that #946, first try at SCP :P
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True, the SCP thing really could go the way of the holders. I really hope it won't, and i hate that i'm most likely helping to kill it by writing more of them, but it's a very cool concept. I think the only problem would be to link them all up. they are all little self-contained things, as soon as they all get threaded together like the holders, it'll decline hard and fast. Unless it's put together really well, but i don't see that happening. Sorry to everyone who's fallen out of love with the SCP, but i'm still behind them.
439: Anonymous
Item # SCP-066

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Following the events of ??? in which 3 research staff were killed, SCP-066 is to be kept within a special casing constructed for it. The casing is a simple titanium alloy which is welded into place around SCP-066. Once assembled, the casing must be destroyed in order to gain access to SCP-066. Wherever SCP-066 is stored, equipment is to be provided allowing for a new casing to be attached.
445: Anonymous
Description: Item SCP-066 appears as a white cube (dimenions 0.1m * 0.1m * 0.1m) of unknown construction, composition and origin. Discovered in the possession of ????? ????? in 19??, who claimed that the object was a gift from a man known as "Peter Heke" (see file 08-??) and is intended for use as a toy. Each side of the cube is inscribed with a symbol of unknown meaning, and each corner of the cube is possessed of a mechanism that may be turned in order to match up additional sets of symbols features in the corner of each side.

When operated correctly, different sequences of "moves" will produce a note on the white-note diatonic scale (C-D-E-F-G-A-B). Once a full set of 8 notes have been produced, SCP-066 will unfold and produce an effect lasting anywhere between 5 seconds to an as yet undetermined length of time.
451: Anonymous
Prior to the events of ??? results included:

¤ The materialisation of a picnic hamper filled with enough food for 4 people. Once consumed, the cube "resets".
¤ The creation of a black hand mirror. Remains in storage to this day.
¤ A 4 minute violen concerto being performed, audible only to whomever configured the device.
¤ The release of a cloud the same volume as the cube, which would respond to commands as if sentient.
¤ The creation of a small flame, similar to that of a campfire.

During the event of ??? another result was produced. A small, blurry hologram appeared, and initiated conversation. After it became clear that ????? ????? was no longer in possession of SCP-066 and it was under the control of SCP Command the image disappeared, and the cube "reset", only to deploy 6 standard thickness iron chains, one from each side. The chains reduced the research team to ribbons of bloodied flesh in moments (footage may be viewed in reading room 6, shelfmark ???).

Since this event SCP-066 has not responsed to further stimulation, nor has its "defence mechanism" been deployed.
458:
>>585069

Very well written, even though the SCP series is doomed, I wouldnt mind you writing some other stuff with that much thought in it.
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>>585084
Take it as you will, I just thought you could write some creepy stuff, do it in other fields besides SCP. Because SCP is getting old and noone cares anymore, atleast not anyone who isnt killing /x/.
478:
SCP is getting somewhat old. There's only so much you can do with it. Still, i think supplement documents, records of what happened before the object was contained (like diaries from the town near #882) or records of tests and such after containment. SCP make great story seeds. Sorry if i'm killing /x/, i really don't mean too...maybe i need to branch out into more creepypasta.
490: Anonymous
There has to be a way to vote off shitty SCPs or something. A lot of these are riddled with logical inconsistencies.

>>584700
>>the painting appears completely black to all electronic equipment
You have a picture of right there
496: Anonymous
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There should be an "SCP-666" about some kind of a demonic entity or some shit like that. Use that picture of the skull. That would be pretty badass.
510: Anonymous
Item#: SCP-099
Object Class: Keter
Description: Object appears to be a wooden door. It is of medium height. It is not locked, or otherwise secured. The door is free standing, and opens easily. Upon walking around the object, it fades from view and is for all intents and purposes nonexistent from most angles. Upon the door knob is an engraved rose and an unknown symbol. Strange characters are written in an unknown language on the door.
Special Containment Procedure: Object is to be kept in a locked, small room at all times. No guard is necessary; the object appears to be harmless unless opened. Any and all requests to open and/or study the door will be denied indefinitely.
Additional Note: There are reports of noise when in close proximity. It has been described "as if you were standing in a hall where ancient machines have been running for a great long time, and are just now beginning to grind themselves to dust". Attempts to record these sounds have failed.
Addendum A: Whenever the door is opened all personnel in the vicinity must evacuate immediately. Agent [CLASSIFIED] has been trained to deal with the breach and will be sent in immediately.
516: Anonymous
Addendum B: Scientist report:
-April 23rd 2001: "Today is the first day of study on this door. No one has seen anything like these symbols. Curiously there is a rose etched into the handle. Door appears to be made of mahogany."... May 1st 2001:"Dr. [CLASSIFIED] arrived for research today. Nothing of note has been discovered."
-May 2nd 2001: "The door was opened today. Dr. [CLASSIFIED] wanted to know if we had opened it. We informed him we had strict orders not too. However, he ignored us and opened the door. The machinery grew louder and we heard a voice. It spoke in an unknown language. Dr. [CLASSIFIED] went into the door and it slammed shut behind him."
-May 26th 2001: "Dr. [CLASSIFIED] was found in his quarters. He was speaking to himself, and seemed unaware of anything around him."

Addendum C: Special Agent [CLASSIFIED] report:
-May 28th 2001: The facility housing SCP-099 has failed to return its hourly report. Squads will be sent momentarily.
-May 29th 2001: "The facility is empty. The only clue was a note saying "the door calls for us." All further studies will be terminated.
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Item # SCP-080

Object Class: Euclid / Keter

Special Containment Procedures:
Item # SCP-080 is currently encased in several high-power fields of fluctuating electricity, located inside a hollow sphere of glass with an approximate diameter of 100 feet. The fields are to change voltage with roughly a five minute interval, independent of each other. Standby fields are to be maintained and ready to expand to recontain any interior field breach. Due to the nature of the containment, SCP-080 is easily subjected to visual studies but can not at any circumstance be tested in close proximity lest monitoring equipment interpolates and allows SCP-080 to explore alternate condiuts. In case of power loss or any major fluctuation, five separate backup generators, each with capacities exceeding 10mW, activates to maintain the barriers.

Description:
SCP-080 is a amorphous mass of extradimensional matter. It does not respond properly to gravitational forces and as such is freely suspended inside it's containment unit. Medium distance readings have shown SCP-080 to resonate on a level far exceeding any terestial frequence. SCP-080 originated from the use of SCP-002. When one of the unsafe keys opened the SCP-002, SCP-080 is presumed to have been disoriented and as such trapped inside the batteries of the flashlight carried by one of the security guards. Scientists assume SCP-080 to be a possibly sentient energy being hailing from the fourth dimension.
538:
>>585354continued

Not being able to fully manifest to our level of existence, it is only partially tethered to our world, and still retains a connection to it's own dimension. Since initial detection, the SCP was quickly set in motion to contain the threat. Over time, however, it seems to grow stronger and more power is required to maintain the fields. If the SCP fails, there is no telling what will happen. Theories include following:

¤ Portal theory
SCP-080 has, due to prolonged exposure to our dimension, attuned and stabilized itself. This effectively makes SCP-080 a conduit to the fourth dimension. No assumptions have been made on what this would mean.

¤ Escape Theory
Without the shields to contain it, its presence in our dimension is lashed back into his own. Voiced concerns indicate worry of collateral damage of unknown magnitude to our existence.

¤ Vengeful SCP-080
If the being is indeed sentient, behavioral psychologists have warned about the possiblity of revenge, should SCP-080 be stable enough to remain in our plane of existence. Purely theoretical (since no other record of extradimensional beings exist) some believe that due to its higher resonance, no matter in this dimension is impervious to SCP-080's whim.
556: Anonymous
Item # SCP-666

Object Class: KETER+++

Special Containment Protocols: ANY INDIVIDUAL APPROACHING WITHIN TWO MILES OF SITE ???? IS TO BE TERMINATED WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE. TERMINATION PROTOCOL OMEGA ONE IS TO BE IMPLEMENTED AT ANY SIGN OF ACTIVITY FROM THE SITE.


Description: SCP-666 is ? ??? of ???????? ?? ??? ?????? ????? ????? ????? (see ??????) in ????? ??? ?????????. ??????? of ?????? ??????, ????????? ?? ?????? XK-????? and ????? ????? ???????????? on the ??????, ??? ???? ????????? ??? ?????? ?? ????? ???????? of the ????????? by Dr. ??????. ??????? Dr. ????? ????, ????? ??? ?????????? ??? ???????. ???? ????? ?????? ???? ???? ????? ??????; MK-????? ????? ????? on ?????????? ????? and ???????? ?????? anomalies were ??????????? ?? ??????? ????? Dr. ??????'s ?????. Gen. ???????? is ????? ??? ????? ??????? ????????

Additional Notes: ??? of the ???????? have ??????? ?????? ????? and ?????. ??????? ?????????. ??? ????????. There is a ?????? ?? of ???? ????. ????? ??? and ????? (see ??????) ??????.
562: Anonymous
>>585384
This would be a nice SCP third joke
587: Anonymous
The thing that bothers me the most about the SCPs beyond the first is that most of them aren't even creepy or original. Zombies? Shadow people? Come on.

Does EVERY object need to be extremely dangerous and contained within a room with such-and-such materials that no one is allowed to enter? Can't some of them just be unexplainable phenomena instead of typical Hollywood horror bullshit?

I seriously think we should consider cleaning out some of the articles we have now, because a lot of them are just downright terrible.
594:
The first one was good and some more are but a lot of them are crap. Maybe some sort of central institution? But I'm a writefag too so enjoy my first.

Item # SCP-418

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures:

Keep #418 in the safe item storage closet as it poses no threat. People are banned from trying on the jacket or trying to use the jacket. Members who know what #418 is may be reprimanded while other members are informed.

Description:

Object #418 is an old olive-green army jacket dating to approximately 1949. The name is worn but the rank is First-Class Sargent. It was found In 196? in the burned wreckage of a warehouse. Whenever a person puts on the jacket, it is possible to 'store' items within the jacket, as if putting them into an inner pocket and to get them at a later time. When a item is in the jacket, no weight is added to the jacket and it appears to hold them without any budges. Any item is unelectable unless it is retreaved from the jacket. It appears capable to hold an infinite amount of items, including in test about a hundred sperately placed playing cards. Other players noticed when the wearer of the jacket got three four of a kind in a row. However, items to be placed in the jacket must less than three foot in length, easily handled with one hand, and weigh less than ~25 kilos. About one out of ten times an object is reached for, it will produce a different random object from within the jacket. Most of the time it is a playing card, left there for safety. But the inside of the jacket may burst into flames, often producing deadly hot flames quickly reaching third-degree burns. Any experimenters are required to use D-class personal with no knowledge of the flames to reduce the chance of accidentally pulling them out.


Comments desperately wanted.
600: Anonymous
>>585462
That last bit about the flames seems a little tacked on, and doesn't really make sense in the context of an army jacket. It make more sense if it was a fireman's jacket.

Then again, not *every* SCP has to be Euclid or Keter. We hardly have any Safe-class ones, and most of the ones we do have provide very minimal effects.
640:
It's very hard to put "safe" at the top, and still make the object creepy and unsettling. I agree that bad SCP need to be weeded out...granted, this may toss out everything i've written, but it's worth it to me.

Creepy activity would be very difficult to contain...you couldn't really transport it to Site 19 unless it was associated with a object. Also, objects need to have one of two qualities to be put into SCP, at least in my opinion. Otherwise, i think it would be much simpler to just destroy the items.

1: item is so far outside our abilities to destroy that the best we can do is contain it.

2: item is useful in some way (operates without energy, immune to radiation, produces no waste, etc..) that it needs to be contained and studied, even if containment is hard.

Just some rules of thumb i use. If you have suggestions for SCP, please tell me! I'll try my best to make better ones, but right now all i have is stuff i come up with.
653:
>>586201
I actually had a idea for SCP-001 and site 19 combined. If some one could format this correctly, that would be great. Bacially no containment procedures besides don't pull on it and don't let below level 4 handle it.
It is a large ancient myan origin round door that when pushed into the ground, it eats its way into the soil and cough it back up when you pull on it. They use it to create and expand Site 19 and its the very first SCP in Site 19.

Hey you wanted ideas. And my ideas coenside with yours of items having to be either indestructible or useful.
659: Anonymous
SCP- 240

Item# 240

Object Class: Euclid*Safe

Special Cointainment Procedures:

Item# 240 may be handled safely by all clearance levels. A standard 20' x 30 lab will safely contain it, providing the interior doorknob is removed and sealed. All personel handling #240 directly are required to wear safety glasses and disposeable latex gloves. Neoprene gloves may be substituted in case of an allergic reaction to latex. All objects entering the area must be accounted for upon leaving, with the exception of objects intended for prolonged observation and experimental purposes. #240 has shown no aggression so far; any change in behaviour is to be reported immediately to the director [EXPUNGED].
665: Anonymous
Description

SCP-240 appears as a reddish-pink mass currently weighing 12.56 kilograms, covered in tendrils approximately 20mm in diameter, exteding to various length from 70-200mm. The mass remains ovioid in form at rest, but extends and reshapes as part of the organism's method of locomotion. Exact size and surface area have proven impossible to accurately calculate due to this factor. Tendrils are highly motile and strong, aiding the creature in movement and also manipulating objects. The creature is nonaggressive and does not seem to produce any toxic substances. SCP-240 has increased in size some sixty-four percent since first transfered to the facility, and its behaviour has become more complex and interactive. It appears to mimic the actions of personnel at times and investigates any and all objects it comes into contact with thoroughly. Communication attempts have failed so far but several staff members insist the organism appears to possess intelligence comparable with that of the great apes.

ADDENDUM: According to calculations done by [EXPUNGED] the organism's rate of growth and overall strength are increasing, despite no visible means or methods of food intake. If this continues, it may be advisable to limit direct contact with personell, as the organism may inadvertantly injure them during interactions
671: Anonymous
>>584651

SCP series has been won, you can all go home now.
679:
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After finding this image, I couldn't NOT make an SCP from it

I just put this up on the wiki, tell me if it fails or not

Item # SCP-127

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-127 is considered no more dangerous than a normal firearm of its type. However, due to its extraordinary properties, it is to be held in Weapons Locker 7-C when not in use and suspended in water rich in calcium and protein. At this time, only the research team assigned to SCP-127 has clearance to access it.

Description: SCP-127, upon first glance, appears to be a standard submachine gun style firearm. Tests have revealed that aside from the outer steel shell, the entirety of the firearm is organic and alive. The weapon's ammunition initially appeared to be human-like teeth; DNA testing of the "bullets" results in no known match in any species known on Earth.

The weapon features two settings; semi-automatic, and full automatic (an audible groan can be heard when switching between the two). Upon depleting the weapon's "magazine" (typically 60 shots), it takes between 3-5 days to regrow a new supply of ammunition. Attempting to remove the current magazine results in failure; it seems to be permanently attached to the weapon.

The weapon does not seem capable of reproduction at this time (scans showed no apparent reproductive organs), and requires no sustenance beyond water, calcium, and protein.
729:
It's warehouse 23, incidentally. (http://www.warehouse23.com/basement/) I know some people are sick of SCP, and that's fine. It's not for everyone, and really it shouldn't be. if you are way too hard-core for this stuff, more power to you!

Myself, i think it's fun to write. even better that some people can calm down enough to actually respond like they are on /x/ and not /b/. Most people post because they want feedback...tell them what sucks about it, instead of just "IT FAILS!!!". Maybe it'll get better, who know.

I think this is a very cool concept. Granted, some of the SCP are utter crap (several of mine included), but we're trying. If anyone has better stuff, if anyone who's said "these all suck, stop posting!" can actually add something, please do so and show us all up!

I think #240 seems like #218, maybe some kind of common ancestry? the living gun is sweet too...the picture really helps it, but on it's own it's not that creepy. I like it, just maybe needs some tweaks.
735: Anonymous
>>586201
Most likely you haven't noticed this, but I've been editing your SCPs at the site; mainly rephrasing things. Yours are easy to recognize, because you refer to the items nearly always by #XXX, whereas most other people use SCP-XXX. I'd like to write them, but I haven't had much ideas.
755:
Well thanks for all the work...i know my stuff is rough. what number did you make? i'd like to check it out! I hope all this does not go the way of the holders...i think the SCP have real potential!
761: Anonymous
>>588024
I don't want to tell specifically which one I wrote. It's around the middle of the list and it's short.
Mostly I just edit other people's SCPs. If you want to look at something I (and not just me, look at the discussion page) found really bad and changed around a bit, take a look at SCP-225 - bladed weapon.
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Well, i've been doing SCP for a couple weeks now...i think it's time for a old-style creepy picture thread.
121: Anonymous
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hopefully this is useful for scp
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Anonymous
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-034

LOL @ Polybius.
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SCP 11: Anonymous
You gotta figure...

The people working as SCP agents must make a ridiculous amount of money.
21: Anonymous
No.

There is no shadow organization called SCP. There are no SCP agents; there are no secret labs, and there is no SCP-001. Quit perseverating over such idle conjecture. You are absolutely safe.
28:
Lots of hazard pay i'm sure...but you have to imagine, if you lasted out the first couple of assignments, you'd learn what to do and not do. Recovery missions would really really suck...at least when the objects go into SCP, you have some kind of idea what to do.
34: Anonymous
I heard that some of them come here and give us info about the SCP just to make sure no one will believe a person who REALLY find out about them.
52: Anonymous
>>584410
Read some of the SCP. Most of them says that people will be terminated for A REALLY LARGE NUMBER of reasons.

They don't care too much about their agents lives. And they don't want it to become well know for the public.
65:
Well, only a few SCP Protocols actually state that subjects will be killed. It's somewhat open to interpretation as to how a agent is "terminated". I think a mind wipe would be very possible. I still wanna get a SCP Foundation site started...get people who add to it added under a personnel listing as doctors, guards, containment staff, recovery agents...
77: Anonymous
>>584493

Yeah, but a widely circulated password or something.

Ideally, you'd want it to maintain the believability of a secret website, but not be a dense mindgame like the Aperture Science website.

Just something fun for people to read the SCP stuff on without requiring them to suspend disbelief.
84:
well, the current idea was to make it seem like the site had a massive security failure, and that's how the SCP information leaked out. it'd pop up with a password, then just let you in without after a few seconds. The information would be really clear in some spots, and some would be almost totally degraded away. that way, it would seem somewhat real, but explain the free access
103: Anonymous
I propose we set up a website for an imaginary company claiming to have governments among it's clients. The company would deal with containing and storing whatever the client needs to be stored. We will need a normally looking company portal for it (a few pages like about us, contact info (my best guess is to make the phone number something weird, like when you dial certain numbers you'll only get silence, there are also numbers for monitoring equipment, the data is read out by a synthesizer)). Then we need to put the SCP documents in an obscure catalogue like <thenameofthewebsite>.com/a/old/rm123/ and place them among many different, non-related, not creepy .docs.

WARNING: IF WE ARE TO USE THE .DOC FORMAT, WE NEED TO MAKE SURE THE FILE METADATA IS SOMETHING OFFICIALY LOOKING.

This should work out pretty well.
109: Anonymous
>>584381
Well thing about FBI, CIA and Secret Service Agents. They gotta make REAL good money, but the reason they got the job means they're intelligent enough to know how to survive and to use the money and have a family without breaking SCP protocols.
116:
I love that idea...maybe have more and more info leak as some kind of mass containment failure ramps up. I think it could work. I'd be happy to help however i can...i'm good for ideas, at least. it would be very cool, and probably get a ton of people into it...

Also, i agree that SCP agents have to be kinda cream of the crop staffers. Yes, there's a high mortality rate, but consider what they are working with! I think SCP Agents and staff would be in a class all by themselves.
122: Anonymous
They probably use the corpses of dead agents to feed some SCP.

The website idea is great, but I don't know if there's someone here on /x/ that could do it. We have some artfags, but I never saw a webdesigner here.
129:
well...does anyone know a web designer who would do it? the SCP are going to go the way of the Holders if it keeps up the way it is. it's too cool of an idea to just let die. A group of people need to sift through all the SCP, get all the good ones, and do something with them. I personally think the website is the best idea so far.

I would say i'd try and help dig through them all, but honestly, i suck. I write a lot of them, but not all are that good, and there is no way i'll pass judgment on someone else's hard work. I'll probably end up doing normal creepypasta if the SCP tank, but i'd love to see it all go on to bigger and better things.
136:
>>584969

I am. Well I can at least provide the asthetics to making it look real as long as you give me ideas.

Also where did this SCP thing come from? And where are all the stuff on it. Even if it is fake, which I am still skeptical about it, I still like reading the things, its interesting and helps makes idea for wierd monsters.... ne who get bak to me
142: SCP Agent 149: Anonymous
Considering the amount of SCP crap here i might as well contribute to OP's.
There is no pay involved.
SCP agents are actually clones of random individuals and are trained for specific task of maintaining SCP items. They are Expendable
162:
SCP got started off of a creepypasta about a statue that will kill people by breaking their necks when nobody is watching. I'd be happy to provide ideas and such. http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series
This is the wiki, and has all the ones that are made thus far.

I think this could be a very cool idea, have the site degrade more and more as security fails at Site 19, I can try making supplement documents as well, reports and such of containment failure, or records of the objects pre-containment.
168: Anonymous
Thing is though, can we have some kind of rigorous approval procedure for the ones we put up???

Let's face it, a lot of the SCPs are complete uninteresting horse shit. None compare to the original sreepypasta.

So if we're gonna make this a real cool thing, we need to up our standards for the pasta itself.

Only about 20% of the current ones, if even that, are worth making the final cut imo.
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Anonymous
I've awaken from my long dream and now I find all this SCP, WHO WAS PHONE and Tim Kish bullshit. Now who the fuck is Tim Kish and what is he doing in my /x/?
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Anonymous
Item #: SCP-066

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Following the events of ??? in which 3 research staff were killed, SCP-066 is to be kept within a special casing constructed for it. The casing is a simple titanium alloy which is welded into place around SCP-066. Once assembled, the casing must be destroyed in order to gain access to SCP-066. Wherever SCP-066 is stored, equipment is to be provided allowing for a new casing to be attached.
14: Anonymous
Description: Item SCP-066 appears as a white cube (dimenions 0.1m * 0.1m * 0.1m) of unknown construction, composition and origin. Discovered in the possession of ????? ????? in 19??, who claimed that the object was a gift from a man known as "Peter Heke" (see file 08-???) and is intended for use as a toy. Each side of the cube is inscribed with a symbol of unknown meaning, and each corner of the cube is possessed of a mechanism that may be turned in order to match up additional sets of symbols features in the corner of each side.

When operated correctly, different sequences of "moves" will produce a note on the white-note diatonic scale (C-D-E-F-G-A-B). Once a full set of 8 notes have been produced, SCP-066 will unfold and produce an effect lasting anywhere between 5 seconds to an as yet undetermined length of time.
20: Anonymous
Prior to the events of ??? results included:

¤ The materialisation of a picnic hamper filled with enough food for 4 people. Once consumed, the cube "resets".
¤ The creation of a black hand mirror. Remains in storage to this day.
¤ A 4 minute violen concerto being performed, audible only to whomever configured the device.
¤ The release of a cloud the same volume as the cube, which would respond to commands as if sentient.
¤ The creation of a small flame, similar to that of a campfire.

During the event of ??? another result was produced. A small, blurry hologram appeared, and initiated conversation. After it became clear that ????? ????? was no longer in possession of SCP-066 and it was under the control of SCP Command the image disappeared, and the cube "reset", only to deploy 6 standard thickness iron chains, one from each side. The chains reduced the research team to ribbons of bloodied flesh in moments (footage may be viewed in reading room 6, shalfmark ???).

Since this event SCP-066 has not responsed to further stimulation, nor has its "defence mechanism" been deployed.
27:
There is a whole SCP thread, please make your SCP contributions there. You might even get some serious replies there instead of SAGESAGESAGESAGEINALLFIELDS!!!
39: Anonymous
So, what, SCP-066 is the Lament Configuration?
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Alright. It's time for me to branch out. i've done about fifteen SCP stories, and i'm worried that the sudden flood will kill the whole idea, so i'm trying other things.

For me, good creeypasta can horrify you in the space of a few sentences. This is not always a easy thing to do, but i'm going to give it a try.

If anyone has really good examples of creepypasta at it's best, please post, along with any tips or such. Much appreciated, i hope i can come up with stuff that doesn't suck.
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Anonymous
Alright. It's time for me to branch out. i've done about fifteen SCP stories, and i'm worried that the sudden flood will kill the whole idea, so i'm trying other things.

For me, good creeypasta can horrify you in the space of a few sentences. This is not always a easy thing to do, but i'm going to give it a try.

If anyone has really good examples of creepypasta at it's best, please post, along with any tips or such. Much appreciated, i hope i can come up with stuff that doesn't suck.
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Several people have begun to express displeasure at the state of the SCP project, and so I've created an alternative (though not a replacement. SCP is still a wonderful thing).

Think of Annex 0 as SCP or the Holder Series, but with criminals. You have an entire multiverse to draw on, so feel free to start populating The Holding with the most bizarre, despicable and downright evil beings known to Keeper-kind.
63: Anonymous
>>586132
This would be a good evolution/next step to the SCP series. Creepy prisoners, instead of "objects"
153: Anonymous
MOAR! And someone write a SCP for 'object B-8497'
Has awesome potential
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I was at the SCP containment facility and saw a pretty nurse behind the counter who directed me to a door to her left with a heavy sigh and a solemn look after i asked told her about my long night driving down a deserted highway to get to a lighthouse to find a flesh bound book written in blood before i got trapped in the voide between 2am and 5am on halloween night whilst taking care of my realistic baby doll that i found in my oven after examining a videotape showing a woman crawling inside with red eyes peering through a keyhole.
only after i obtained item 1 of 538 did i hear the whisper
"No John. You are the clown statues"
781:
>>587389

Yeah whats this SCP stuff, is it something a writer could include in a gothic horror anthology?
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That would be a photograph of SCP-173.

Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personal are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behavior should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
50: Anonymous
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series
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http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series
Specifically, http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-173

That what you're talking about?
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Anonymous
Okay, guys.
Maybe I'm just stupid but I have no idea what the hell the SCP series is about, or whatever.
I don't understand it.

Can someone try to explain it?
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Anonymous
Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-225 is to be stored in a soundproof enclosure with acoustic destructive interference nodes. Nodes must be replaced on a monthly basis by remote means; personnel are not to enter the enclosure until a safe method of close study is developed.

Description: SCP-225 appears to be a black and gold grandfather clock. Its hands do not move with any known consistency, and chimes occur at non-regular intervals ranging from approximately one minute to several months. The chimes have an anomalous acoustic signature that causes a drastic local temporal acceleration. Objects in range age centuries in a matter of seconds. The enclosure and the acoustic nodes dampen this effect to negligible levels within the facility, but the nodes must be replaced often due to the artifact's effects. Personnel are not to enter the enclosure. These precautions have been put in place since the regrettable incident wherein facility personnel were present when the artifact's properties first manifested.
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>>593828
Yay, it's the great SCP writer! I could never forget that name.
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Anonymous
What happens when you sage in the primary post?

Also, the SCP series. Has it gotten as bad as holders yet?
28: Anonymous
And then, some asshole had the tenacity to link the two with SCP-1001.
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Anonymous
/r/ any information on SCP-579. This item is shrouded in so much mystery. Also ITT: SCP Talk
34: Anonymous
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series
I believe he means this
47: Anonymous
SCPs are shit.
72: Anonymous
>>594209
Just look at the fucking wiki

>This is my first SCP report. I made it after reading all the others, which I found to be quite enjoyable. Please let me know what you think. I should note that there is intended to a bit of humor in here, though it I don't think it will detract from the SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS that the SCP series is going for. Also sorry for explaining essentially nothing about SCP-579. Anonypoet 20:58, 2 March 2008 (EST)
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youtube SCP LOL
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Anonymous
SCP SERIES IS THE CANCER KILLING /x/
SCP SERIES IS THE CANCER KILLING /x/
SCP SERIES IS THE CANCER KILLING /x/
SCP SERIES IS THE CANCER KILLING /x/
SCP SERIES IS THE CANCER KILLING /x/
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Anonymous
SCP SERIES IS THE CANCER KILLING /x/
SCP SERIES IS THE CANCER KILLING /x/
SCP SERIES IS THE CANCER KILLING /x/
SCP SERIES IS THE CANCER KILLING /x/
FUCK YOU, FLOOD CONTROL
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Ever since SCP has taken hold as the new AIDS filled HEY EVERYBODY LOOK I CAN WRITE ONE TOO, I can't help but feel the Holders has been refreshed ever so slightly.
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sup /x/
I've written a SCP
what do you guys think?


Item #: SCP-619

Object Class: Safe/Keter

Special Containment Procedures:
Item SCP-619 is currently housed in storage locker 15-a-2 at SCP Processing Facility 21, 160 miles from Reykjavik, Iceland. Item SCP-619 is to be kept in SCP control in territories where the US Dollar is not the primary form of currency.

Description: Item SCP-619 is a pair of faded Levi brand stonewashed jeans manufactured in 1994 with several stains and tears through apparent use. SCP-619 will have in its right pocket $3.16 no matter how many times the pocket is emptied. The currency appears in the form of 2 one US dollar bills, 4 US quarters, 1 US dime, 1 US nickel, and 1 US penny. Once the currency is removed from the pocket of SCP-619, it will somehow propagate the exact amount again instantaneously. Tracing of the serial numbers of any US dollars created by SCP-619 has determined that they are authentic and should be in general circulation. Coins produced by SCP-619 are typically minted between the years 1971-2015. Objects places into SCP-619 are not affected. Placing currency that is not in the form of US currency into SCP-619 will result in the currency propagated by SCP-619 to be $3.16 + US equivalent of foreign funds given at the exchange rate in 1994. Item SCP-619 is a male’s size 40 x 32.
Currencies that were not yet created by 1994 will not be affected.
16:
Item was moved from Site 19 to PF-21 ??/??/2003, to prevent SCP personnel from using the by-product of SCP-619 for personal gain. See Document SCP-619-A

Document SCP-619-A: Memorandum from General ?????????, [S19-66421SCP619-A]
Doug, I have here another report from one of the service technicians who found another 2010 quarter in the change compartment of the vending machines on level 4. This is the 3rd incident regarding misuse of a SCP object and I expect you to discipline anyone in that sector who has access to SCP-619. If there is another incident of this nature I will be forced to take actions to ensure that it doesn’t happen again.
42:
http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series
Well, better add that shit.
54: Anonymous
not creepy but its ok.

i think SCPs should be creepier.
60: Anonymous
What does SCP stand for? Anything in particular?
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OH JESUS WE MAY AS WELL CALL IT /X/ - WRITEFAGGOTRY. THAT SHIT WAS WORSE THAN THE SCPS.

FUCKING "BAWWWW DA WROLD AINT GONNA CHANGE" ASS SHIT. GO SUCK MY DISTOPIAN COCK YOU FAG. SAGE IN EVERY FIELD EXCEPT PASSWORD
73: Anonymous
>WORSE THAN THE SCPS
impossible.
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SCP-032?
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Here's what you do. The problem with Holders (and SCP, dear god what is wrong with you people you ruin everything) is that it went on beyond the first story. If Holders was remade, it should be done from scratch. Read the Holder of the End, get an idea, and make a whole new story on the concept of objects that can end the world.
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When I was a kid I was on the boardwalk at the beach, I was walking slowly so my uncle was far ahead of me with all our fishing gear. I just happened to look down at the boardwalk itself, and through the wide spaces between the wood, I see the two white eyes of this creepy looking vagrant staring back up at me, intensely. What made it scarier was that it wouldn't have been too hard for him to jab a knife or something through the spaces, or come out and up the stairs since those weren't too far away. Those stairs, of course, HAD to be between my unlce and me, making it even more terrifying. Needless to say I caught up to my uncle on the pier in a matter of seconds, I ran faster than SCP-173 moves when you blink.
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AAARGH, Damnit /b/. Fucked up the SCP wiki. Grrr.
You replaced EVERYTHING WITH GOATSE.
Take your 'win' and ram it right up there. Grr. Sick of this shite.

Also, new SCPs?
41: Anonymous
See?
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-014?title=SCP-014&diff=3225&oldid=2606
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http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series
here pick one some are pretty creepy
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     File :-(, x)
are you thinking of this?
http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-173
66: Anonymous
>>608119
http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series

It's awesome. Not incredibly creepy, in my opinion, unless you count the 'pipe nightmare' or the 'negro bank'.
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Anonymous
good evening, /x/

looking for some good, brick shitting material to read.

i recently read the cave page and the one about the dionaea house...wasnt too impressed.

any good recommendations?

also, a good friend of mine sent me this link...
http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series

said it had some really creepy paranormal stories and pictures on it...but also said that it doesnt load must of the time (gotta keep refreshing it till it works) anyone else know a trick around this?
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Anonymous
http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-017

wat


theres a wholes bunch of these
26: Anonymous
Item #: SCP-016

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-016 is to be kept at all times in 8x8 feet cubicle. No direct contact is to be made with SCP-016. SPC-016 may have the following objects inside its cubicle, 1 box of Kleenex brand tissue, 1 wide screen monitor, 1 HP computer model number b1730r, 1 gallon of Absolut. The box of Kleenex and the bottle of Absolut are to be replenished daily. No personnel may access the computer or look directly at the monitor.

Failure to comply with these measures may cause a violent reaction in SCP-016. Personnel who have failed to provide SCP-016 with the above mentioned items or personnel who have accessed the computer or looked directly at the monitor have experienced long bouts of depression, anxiety, paranoia, excessive masturbation, have taken to calling black staff members niggers, and in severe cases have been known to rape female personnel.

Description: SCP-016 appears to be many things to many different staff members often resembling a slightly overweight white male but may also appear to be female, Black, Hispanic, Asian, and European.
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The SCP series is so much fucking better than the holder series. Basically ALL the holder series is like 'lawl death no matter what you do' and SCP has things like Josie and Carl.
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SCP 12:
Ok, so now we have a crapload of SCP objects. the hell do we do with them? I'm working on other documents, stuff like recovery logs, internal memos, and other things detailing SCP object interaction.

Yes, the creepiness of some objects rests in the fact that they are not explained, but i'm a writefag, and these things inspire me. I'm only going to work over ones i've made myself, but what does /x/ think? Ok idea, or doomed to failure?

In before "cancer that is killing /x/"
35: Anonymous
>>616758

Quite a few either are just support documents, or have them attached already, eg. 116.

All of yours, because then the original authors wont be pissed for you trying to ride on their coat tails. Oh wait, thats all the SCP series is. Darn
48: Anonymous
What is this SCP shit? Is it some holders type faggotry?
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>>619185

Looks like that fibreglass thing facing a cell wall from the SCP series.
333: Anonymous
>>619189
That was the original SCP.
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SCP or Holders? 12:
Which is your favorite? I know, a lot of people hate both, but i know at least a couple people still dig one or the other.

I love the SCP objects myself, and have written a bunch of them. I never really got into the holders, so i can't say if i really like or hate them.

I'll try and write some new stuff for whichever one /x/ digs more.
43:
I think that's why i like the SCP. some of them are horrible, some of my own included, i admit. Some of them, however, can really get in your head. they make you wonder if this crap could really happen, you can just see some big-wig general reading off the sheet.

Still, realistic creepypasta...damn, a challenge, but i'll see what i can come up with. any good locations or things to include?
56:
meanwhile, i think the SCP wiki died...i hope not, as that's a ton of creepypasta down the tubes...
62: Anonymous
I think that SCP is better cause there is CP in SCP
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>>621259
Ahh fuck, I meant SCP. Fuck I'm tired.
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Post all your brix here:
Creepy moments 1.5.doc
http://rs381.rapidshare.com/files/102465177/Creepy_Moments_v1.5.doc

Creepypasta
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Creepypasta

SCP:
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series
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Anonymous
New SCP. Comments welcome.

http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-007

Pic unrelated.
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Item #: SCP-013

Object Class: Euclid

Containment Procedures: SCP-013 has been complaint with most commands and has been allowed to stay in a standard 15 meter reinforced cell built for it on site in [DATA EXPUNGED] along with facilities for required staff. If it does attempt to leave it's enclosure an order such as "Get back." or "No" in a calm voice will cause it to return to its original position. Under no circumstances are personnel to raise their voice or attempt to forcibly command SCP-013 in such an event [DATA EXPUNGED] until deceased. no fewer than 20 class D personnel are to be in SCP-013's enclosure at any time and those posted there are to remain with heads bowed at all times until relieved by the next shift at 600, 1800, and 000 hours.

Description: SCP-013 is spherical and measures approximately 1 meter in diameter with a faintly reflective surface. Subjects that focus on SCP-013's surface report seeing their chosen deity (Agnostics claim to instantly have their beliefs in a higher power affirmed and Atheists report seeing a depiction of an expanding galaxy). Staff have named SCP-013 "the all and nothing" for reasons unknown. People under the effects of SCP-121 that enter SCP-013's cell begin screaming and die of massive hemorrhage within 30 seconds of exposure to SCP-013. Reasons for this reaction are unknown, further testing is scheduled. If a subject under the effects of SCP-121 enters the enclosure SCP-013 will press against the furthest wall but make no attempt to break through. As of yet all attempts at documentation via video or still cameras have only produced an image of a metal sphere.

Document #013-1: [worship protocol]
If fewer than 20 "worshippers" are in SCP-013's enclosure SCP-013 will move toward the nearest wall and through unknown means create a circular hole through which it will exit and attempt to find more "worshippers". SCP-013 can be contained by surrounding the subject with the recommended amount of personnel.
51: Anonymous
>>No.625168
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series
87: Anonymous
>>625327

oh, well, just off the top of my head. instant catatonia lasting a few weeks followed by an intense either need or fear (hell why not both) of getting near object SCP-013.
123: Anonymous
oh yeah, i have a slightly enlarged version of this article
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-013
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Anonymous
we neeeeeeeeeeeeed more SCP series cases.
Anonymous plz deliver
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its from the scp series i think
38: Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Item #: SCP-173

Object class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
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The SCP series?
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Anonymous
Got this pic from a friend.

Source or explanation or story or something? Also, looks like it'd be awesome for one of those SCP Series things.
32: Anonymous
http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-087
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Anonymous
Item#: SCP-1045 Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-1045 is to be kept under lockdown in an electromagnetically sealed room under constant guard. The guards must be rotated out, disposed of, and replaced every six weeks. Guards must number 10 or greater and should be recruited from <EXPUNGED> with ranks no lower than <EXPUNGED>. In the event of infiltration of this object's defenses and subsequent release of data (as unlikely as that is; read Appendix C for details), initiate a code five lockdown and terminate everyone assigned to the project. The device itself is considered harmless and requires few precautions to handle aside from a competent mind and a certain degree of skill with computers. It should be noted that attempting to dismantle this device has proven lethal and it is mandatory that any object that could be used to pry it apart or remove parts of it be confiscated from anyone accessing it (this includes all writing utensils more solid than wax crayons). Access to this device is restricted to personnel with Class IV clearance and to personnel reporting directly to <EXPUNGED>.
14: Anonymous
Description: SCP-1045 appears to be a laptop computer of make and model Sony VAIO VGN-N130G/W. The laptop was discovered in an abandoned vehicle outside the White House by a bomb squad after a threat was called in; its unusual properties were discovered later in a laboratory setting. It shows normal signs of wear for a laptop of its age on the exterior, but when researchers at facility <OMITTED> attempted to open it to analyze the internal components, the laptop emitted a lethal amount of electricity that killed four researchers and injured two others. Magnetic resonance imaging was used under heavily controlled circumstances to analyze its interior. The parts used exactly matched the parts described on the schematic for a laptop of its particular make and model, but they appeared to visual examination to be damaged to a point where a normal computer would not be able to function.
20: Anonymous
SCP-1045 has a number of unusual properties which make it both an invaluable tool in maintaining national security, as well as a tremendous danger to the security of the US government. The GUI (graphical user interface) and operating system have been identified as being completely unique from anything seen on earth before. The system has a native compiler that can make use of any programming language we have tested it with, including languages that did not exist at the time of this computer's creation. The computer can display messages in any language and seems to automatically "know" which language a user would prefer it to work in, suggesting it may be observing telepathically through an unknown means. Programmers contracted to write test applications on this laptop reported that most programs ran normally and returned appropriate results; however, attempts to use Date and Time functions returned nonsense values and sometimes caused the computer to crash (see Appendix A).
26: Anonymous
SCP-1045 appears to have once belonged to a college-age male who has yet to be found and is believed to be deceased. The previous owner's documents are present on the computer, and can only be viewed occasionally (see Appendix D). The computer seems to be able to encrypt and decrypt files and even parts of its operating system at its own will using an unknown algorithm. It also has demonstrated the ability to compose new programs at will, although many of these programs seem to have little use. One particular program (labelled under the nonsensical name "akdjkj39000xd") when compiled, clocked the processor speed at a number exponentially higher than the most powerful commercial grade supercomputers and gave storage and memory readings that exceeded all non-military and non-government computers in the world combined.
32: Anonymous
The laptop is incompatible with all forms of external devices to copy data at our current disposal, including military-grade and top-secret grade storage. This includes all printers, floppy disks, CD's, DVD's, USB or "FireWire" devices, and all <EXPUNGED>. Using these devices and storage mediums with SCP-1045 frequently renders them irreparably unreadable. As such, if any data is to be retrieved from this laptop, it must be copied by hand to paper using a wax crayon, following the Special Containment Protocols listed above. All attempts to communicate with the laptop via network have failed and have resulted in data corruption on Epsilon Facility's mainframes.

Appendix A: This computer has been observed to "crash" on occasions, but since its discovery it has remained powered even when left unplugged from any external power source for three months on end. In the event that it does crash, notify a supervising personnel with a Class V clearance. It does not require repairs; it seems to be able to debug itself. On some occasions during independent activity, it will "crash" seemingly to prevent scientists from viewing what it was doing at the time of entry, further suggesting some form of cognition.

Appendix B: (RESTRICTED TO PERSONNEL WITH CLASS VII CLEARANCE)
44: Anonymous
interesting scp. i liked it.
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     File :-(, x)
SCP-000 is a crude container of some kind, obviously specially designed to hold the otherworldly horrors inside of it. Some discussion exists as to whether or not SCP-000 consists of just the container, or the container and its contents, or if perhaps SCP-000 is some larger concept and the visible part of it is only the part which extends to the visible spectrum. All personnel handling or even looking at SCP-000 are advised to avoid such conjecture; it is believed that looking at or thinking about SCP-000 for too long can induce obsession and then madness. Special care is advised when touching or transporting SCP-000 as it is kind of damp. Under no circumstances should you listen to it if it speaks, although we're not really sure if it's ever going to -- but if it does, don't talk back to it. The little round smooth objects inside of it may occasionally open along the seam running down the middle. If this happens, do not look directly inside any of them.

SCP-000 is believed to be part of the mechanism by which at least one of the fearsome Holders may be summoned; standard elimination procedure should be exercised upon encountering any literature or any individuals which appear to express knowledge of the Holder of the Butter; eliminate first and then file your report.
1065: Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
SCP-085 is a grey plastic object with several depressible buttons on it's top side. These are all engraved with mysterious rune-like symbols. On the rear is a small hatch containing two cylindrical metal objects. It is of unknown origin, and is believed to be highly dangerous. No research has yet determined the effect of removing the metal cylinders, however is is speculated they are a kind of energy source.

Containment procedures are to be to be maintained to SCP-Euclid Containment Protocol #4, class B. The object does not appear to pose any immediate threat to life, but has shown significant mental effects. Testing is to be carried out to determine the effect of depressing the object's several buttons.
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I'm guessing it's one of that SCP thing?
20: Anonymous
It's part of the SCP series, the whole thing is a good read and takes maybe an hour. I have no idea what number you want but again, they're all pretty good.

www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series
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They all work. I know, because I am the Holder of Badassery.

Also, the SCP series, I thought, was better.
26: Anonymous
I thought the first few SCPs were good, but in general, shit sux.

Holders and "easter eggs" are total win. The King of Wolves is my hero.

Best site ever.
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Anonymous
Bye bye New York.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Fzm49fUSCPk
MEGATSUNAMI
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Creepy workshop.

Post your HOME BREWED, preferably FRESH creepypasta. Discuss and critique other peoples' creepypasta ("It fails" counts as critique). Post your half-baked ideas and collaborate on new creepypasta.

Discuss creepypasta, urban legend and creepy writing in general; what makes it creepy?
What's your favorite and why? What makes the greats great, and what is overdone or ineffective?

OP hasn't creepied in awhile, so in this edition I'll welcome anything recent, even if you didn't write it yourself (but say so if you didn't), as I'm interested in the direction that creepypasta has taken.

In before fags posting popular creepypastas as their own. In before 9,001 SCPs and holders.
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>>661047

Sorry, I don't do SCP.

I have enough to deal with this Holder shit.

The more objects you get, the more the Others get intrested in you. Bastards.
179: Anonymous
>>661049

SCP?
220:
>>661063

Google the "SCP series" Why not even go and see if it's real for yourself?

>>661067

I do not have Google Talk. But I shall e-mail you, whenever I can. Epect it from amanite@hotmail.co.uk

>>661071

Yes. I look like that due to my Holders quest.
316: SCPs, yo 317: Anonymous
??????????File :-(, x)
Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must be looking at SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container. Personnel are to warn each other before blinking.
Description: Moved to Site19 1993, little is known about item number SCP-173's origins. It is constructed from concrete and rebar and was once painted with Crylon brand spraypaint.
SCP-173 is animate and malevolent, if given the chance it will kill anyone within its line of site. Its weakness however is that it does not move while being watched. Despite this paralysis it is still highly dangerous, able to cover at least 2 meters in the literal blink of an eye. It typically kills by either snapping the victim's neck from behind, or grabbing the victim's throat and strangling them. Whatever animates SCP-173 does not give it much force with which to break things; as seen above, a large room with unbarred windows is fully capable of containing it. Its grip however is unbreakable, as when it is not moving the statue is as hard and strong as concrete.
While left alone in its room, one can hear a stone-on-stone scraping from within that is believed to be the sound of the SCP-173 moving about.
The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. We don't know where it comes from or how it arrives but SCP-173's container will slowly fill with these substances. In order to ensure that bacterial growth within does not begin to damage the building it is contained in, and to maintain some level of sanitation, the enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
323: Anonymous
>>661104
This is the original, and as with holders, the only good one. In a just world neither Holders nor SCP would have become a series.

Those who can't come up with creepy steal someone else's.

Still, some of the other SCPs at least present new (albet not creepy) ideas, which is more than holders typically do.
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Anonymous
/x/,

Do you prefer the Holders or SCP?

Why?
27: Anonymous
Op: SCP.
What the fuck?
Who the fuck?
WHY THE FUCK????
39: Anonymous
Most of the SCPs, I'll admit, are actually pretty creative, although few are at all creepy, and non as creepy as original.

Holders, on the otherhand, consists of hundreds of blatant and unappologetic copies of one good pasta.. what the fuck
57: Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Both were good at first and when you had a genuinely good idea going; otherwise they got old and repetitive quickly. Personally I found the SCPs easier to write.

Pic related - it's SCP-847, one of mine:
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-847
64:
At first i liked th Hodlers but after this I like SCP *happy face*
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found it
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-004
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Anonymous
Item #: SCP-233
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-233 is to be contained in a magnetic-levitation containment facility at all times. Unless specific clearance has been obtained, SCP-233 is to be kept isolated. When clearance is obtained, research personnel are to wear full-body protective gear, including lead-lined gloves. Failure to do so will not be met with termination, however, it may be indicative of hitherto unobserved psychological imbalances in personnel. After they have been removed from the facility, personnel who have committed an infraction are to be scheduled for a full psychological analysis.
Description:
SCP-133 was discovered in 19??, in a destroyed residential building in ??????? ????. Agents ?????????????? and ??? ????? were dispatched to the field, and reported the anomalous state of the building. When agent ????? attempted to examine SCP-133 in more detail, he received extensive damage to his hand and forearms.
SCP-133 is a perfectly spherical, metallic object. It has a radius of 5 cm, and a circumference of 31.4 cm. It is notable for the extensive damage it causes. SCP-133 has maimed several members of staff, as well as destroyed several vehicles used in its initial transit to Site 19. SCP-133 is exceptionally sharp, tests confirming that it is capable, with time, of cutting through virtually every substance available to us - diamond being a notable exception.

Tests have as yet not confirmed how SCP-133 is capable of retaining both perfectly spherical and razor sharp qualities.
15:
Not bad at all, it fits nicely into the SCP collection.
41:
SCP eh?
49:
>>664717
also, how do i got rest of SCP pastas? must read
55: Anonymous
Meh, with all the terminations that happen in these SCP-descriptions, you'd think more people would know about this already, due to the fact that they must be hiring all the time.
79: Anonymous
Borrowing ideas from the Warehouse 23 basement is probably the cure that the SCP series needs.
103: Anonymous
For anyone who doesn't know what's going on, there's a good couple of hours reading here.

http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/Main_Page

The moar you know...
115: Anonymous
>>664805
Which is actually pretty retarded.

In all, this is pretty awful SCP. I mean, there's nothing even vaugely creepy, sinister or threatening about it. It's about as scary as a very sharp kitchen knife.
128:
What happens if you bring all of the SCPs, Holder Items, and Crystal skulls together?
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Item#: SCP-002

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-002 is to remain exposed to a power supply at all times, to keep it in what appears to be a recharging mode. In case of power outage, the emergency barrier between it and the facility is to be closed, and the immediate area evacuated until power is restored. At that point, alternating bursts of X-ray and ultraviolet light will strobe the area until SCP-002 is re-affixed to a power supply and returns to recharging mode. The SCP-002 containment area is to be kept at negative air pressure at all times.
376: Anonymous
At no time must any individual attendant be left alone inside or in the vicinity of SCP-002. If need be, attendants are encouraged to hold hands at all times to confirm there is another person present. Attendants are to ignore any thoughts of being in the room alone with SCP-002.

Description: We have reason to believe that SCP-002 is but a component of a larger device. See the Mulhausen Report [cross-ref:document00.023.603] for location and circumstances of discovery. In appearance, SCP-002 seems to be a tumorous, fleshy growth roughly with volume of 60 m³ (2000 cubic feet). An iron valve hatch on one side leads into its interior, which appears to be a standard low-rent apartment, complete with window looking out into the room, despite no such opening visible from the exterior. The room contains furniture which, on close inspection, is made of sculpted bone, woven hair or other biological substances that all share the same DNA sequence.

Additional: As to date, SCP-002 has been deemed responsible for the deaths of seven attendants. It has also in its time at the facility further furnished itself with two lamps, a throw rug, a television, a radio, a beanbag chair, three books in an unknown language, four children's toys, and what appears to be half a potted plant. Each time SCP-002 kills, new furniture appears. Testing on releasing animals into SCP-002's room has revealed nothing. Whatever process SCP-002 uses to convert live subjects into furnishings, it doesn't seem to target unintelligent life.
388: Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Item #: SCP-173

Object class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
516: Anonymous
>>666185
SCP series.
It isn't all that great.
546: Anonymous
Item#: SCP-004

Object Class: Euclid

Clearance: Level 1 (For clearance into affected area), Level 4 (For use of SCP-004-2)

Special Containment Procedures: Proper procedure for handling of SCP-004-2 is vital. The keys must never be off-site unless accompanied by level 4 personnel. Also SCP-004-2 must never be taken through SCP-004-1. The effects of taking SCP-004-2 through SCP-004-1 are not currently known, and we can't afford to experiment in order to find out. Assuming any one of the SCP objects contained within ever managed to escape confinement or our facility is breached, along with the immolation and destruction of the whole facility the keys are also to be brought inside and the doors closed behind the guard with the keys. Guards who accidentally take the keys home are subject to immediate termination.

Description: SCP-004 is a set of 12 rusted keys and an old wooden barred door.
552: Anonymous
07/16/1949: After careful consideration of the facts, the juvenile suspects in police custody were terminated.

08/02/1949: Area is removed from all maps and made off limits to civilians. Tests begin to determine safety of exposure to environment behind SCP-004-2.

12/01/1950: SCP-004-1 and SCP-004-2 are put on standby until further notice after time-space anomalies are confirmed as a result of exposure.

03/21/1999: With the massive proliferation of nuclear weapons and World War III only 13 years away, SCP decides to begin building a site inside SCP-004-2. A place to back up data and survive the war should it occur.

09/25/2000: Site 62 operational. Labs and containment units are constructed within to contain the most dangerous specimens and back up data in event of full scale nuclear war.
[edit]
Effects of Exposure

This facility seems to propagate time-space anomalies. Personnel leaving the facility report losing time. They swore that they had only been in the facility for a few days, but would report the time gone actually being a few weeks.

As of 01/25/2001, all personnel working at site 62 are required to reside on site permanently. Families of personnel are to be sent a letter claiming their loved one perished in an industrial accident. Fake funeral will be provided by SCP and will be closed casket.
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Further Notes

From our studies on the door and the set of keys so far it has been revealed that 10 of the keys open a door to a dimension(s) where beings of our composition meet physics their bodies weren't conditioned to survive. The test subjects were torn apart, with body parts deposited in various locations with only two verified points on our planet, the location of the other 8 are currently unknown. Tests continue to find ways of surviving the entry of the room, as well as the discovery that there are other doors that the keys open [See Appendix B: SCP-004-3 - SCP-004-5].
558: Anonymous
Appendix A

Mental Health Effects of Key 11: All Class D personnel sent through portal 11 using the 11th key come back in a catatonic state unable to speak if at all. Some may have enough energy left to try to claw out their eyes. Of the 16 subjects, only 4 came back. Only one was able to speak again eventually after massive psychotherapy. He was able to tell the psychiatrist that he saw a massive, green creature so large that he couldn't see most of its body. In its presence he said he felt a innate fear and sudden recognition as if of something buried deep in his primal fears. In that instant the subject claims his mind was raped and horrible memories of a past he couldn't even comprehend were ejaculated into his fragile human mind. The subject shows an inability to remember anything except the images burned into his mind by the creature in portal 11.
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Appendix B

Item#: SCP-004-3

Date of Discovery: 09/02/1950

Origin of Object: Object was discovered elsewhere in Factory area, in the previously undiscovered Manager's Office.

Description: Object appears as a small, unvarnished 6' X 4' tall box, unlockable by the determined "Safe" key, as well as five of the previously-determined "Unsafe" keys. [See Document SCP-004-1]

Upon unlocking object SCP-004-3 with the "Safe" key, the box opens automatically on hinges, revealing a space inside determined to be five times precisely the outer dimensions. Items placed inside while the lid remains open do not affect the weight, temperature, or features of the box. When the lid is closed and locked, then re-opened, all items inside are no longer present. Items "disappeared" in this way are irretrievably lost. Personnel locked inside the box are also irretrievably lost, though for an unexplained reason this profoundly affects the dreams experienced by SCP-640 subjects.
588: Anonymous
Item#: SCP-640

Object Class: Euclid

Special containment procedures: At least one volunteer is to remain in proximity of the event SCP-640 at all times. At least one psychologist is to remain on site at all times. Security level 1-RED is to be maintained at all times in Sector 14. No unauthorized personnel is allowed in proximity of SCP-640 under any circumstances. No unauthorized personnel is allowed to sleep in proximity of event SCP-640 under any circumstances. All personnel on site should observe standard level 1-BLUE security protocol, unless commanded otherwise by their superior.
600: Anonymous
Description: SCP-640 is a continuous event of immense strategic importance, centered on the location of what is now known as Sector 14. It has been established that it is not generated by any object. Any endeavor to move the event by transporting objects on site or even layers of earth did not cause its area of effect to shift, yet caused changes in experiences generated by SCP-640. The effects of SCP-640 can be described in layman's terms as prophetic dreams concerning series of events leading to a XK class end of the world scenario.

Any volunteers entering the REM phase of sleep in the area of effect of SCP-640 report having the same dream documenting the appearance of figure described as "Satan" (see XK-442a), "the Antichrist" (see XK-443), or any number of other world-destroying entities, and a voice, source unseen, explaining the dream as "recorded for purposes of causality violation" (see Rec 1273/SCP-640). It has been established that events in the dream change in subtle ways. It is theorized that even by knowledge of the dream alone, its outcome can be changed (see Appendix F - Events tied to SCP-640).

Volunteers should be rotated when any signs of distress appear, as the effects of SCP-640 are quite traumatizing. Each dream should be recorded immediately after waking, with as many details as can be remembered. Psychologist should be available to speak with volunteers, as prolonged exposure to SCP-640 has been observed to be harmful to mental health.
625: Anonymous
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Item #: SCP-097

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-097 is located in the director's office. Any personnel with clearance are welcome to deposit a coin.

Description: SCP-097 is an antique, iron-cast mechanical bank in the shape of an African-American stereotype (black face, big smiling red lips, large white teeth) that was popular with children around the turn of the 20th century. A right arm sticks out with an open palm, where any denomination of coin is placed and the arm pushed down, released, flipping the coin into the bank's "mouth".

If an American coin minted between 1865 to present is used with this device, anyone present can faintly hear the hum and music of old Negro spirituals for around thirty seconds. Any coin minted before 1865 will elicit screams interspersed with the cracking of whips and cursing, along with the sounds of a fire raging. Very rarely, these vintage coins will result in what sounds like voodoo chanting and singing.

Addendum [SCP-097b]: Attempts to find the source of the sounds have proven inconclusive. The donor of SCP-097 ??????? ????? gave no information on the item in question, stating only on his wanting to be rid of it. The donor ??????? ????? died shortly after SCP-097 left his possession, his body found infested with flies of an unknown species. It is unknown the relation the flies have to to SCP-097 but on testing the item it seems nonthreatening to anyone, making the donor's death unsolved.
829: Anonymous
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Item # SCP-091

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-091 is stored in a modified subterranean arboretum.

Containment zone is to remain lighted at all times. Four hydrargyrum medium-arc iodide lamps are to be active from 00:00 GMT until 16:00, at which point they are to be deactivated in sequence as the corresponding eight sodium vapor lamps are activated until 00:00 GMT. Lights must be replaced at the approximate time of bulb half-life, and only during the artificial nocturnal cycle.

Soil levels are to be kept at approximately one meter depth and Ph levels are to be monitored daily for any irregularities. Provided compost is to be placed in the containment zone at the beginning of each lunar month. Compost is to be inspected before and after delivery by two senior ranking science officers to ensure safety procedures have been followed and to prevent any further containment issues caused by tampering. Provided compost is to be placed no closer than three meters from Item SCP-091. Under no circumstances should Item SCP-091 be touched. In such event, emergency defoliant protocols are to be followed and attending staff and all personal effects are to be immolated.
835: Anonymous
Containment area is lined with 15mm of lead. There is to be around the clock external monitoring for any breach of containment. In event of breach, emergency defoliant protocols are to be followed.

All male staff are to undergo weekly medical inspections. In the event of compromise, level four quarantine procedures are to be initiated. Compromised staff and all personal effects must be destroyed by complete immolation. Male staff are forbidden from entering the containment zone and are to be rotated on a quarterly basis, remaining in quarantine two weeks before and after assignment.

Description: SCP-091 is, for all intents and purposes, a deciduous tree, approximately 4 meters in height with a variable of approximately +/-50 centimeters in synchronization with the lunar cycle.

Despite classification as flora, SCP-091 displays prominent feminine characteristics. Object is not known to move or grow on currently formulated compost diet unless in the presence of a male staff member. SCP-091 has displayed no reproductive qualities in the form of fruit, flowering or seeds as yet. Atmospheric and controlled physical analysis also confirms a lack of soil- or air-borne spores.

SCP-091 has displayed infectious qualities in the past and should be treated as a Class 8 Biological Vector.

Officers with Level 4 clearance should refer to Document SCP-091b for further data.
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Item# SCP-014

Object Class: Safe
SCP-014
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SCP-014

Special Containment Procedures: 014’s holding cell is to remain locked at all times. Personnel of sufficient clearance (as determined by facility administrator) may be admitted to view 014 after submitting a formal request in advance. Anyone handling SCP-014 needn’t take any special precautions, though common sense dictates that one should wash their hands afterwards.
953:
Appearance: SCP-014 takes the form of an antique dinner fork, well worn, and as near as can be estimated, not cleaned since the 1890’s. The object is fashioned from the electroplated nickel-silver typical of the suspected period of its manufacture and the rightmost tine is bent slightly outward. Brown stains and mold adorn the prongs and the pits of the decorative parts of the handle. Analysis of this material seems to indicate that SCP-014 was last used on some form of beef.

SCP-014 was moved to this facility in the early Seventies and seems, for all intents and purposes, to be an entirely mundane dinner fork. If it is possessed of any extra-ordinary qualities, these are known only to those in the very highest echelon of this project’s coordinators, whose representatives assure us that 014 is, quote “Very Important”. Officers who have spent time alone with SCP-014 are unanimous in their appreciation that the object is of great significance (hence its continued presence at this site), though none can quite say why [see >>Testimony of Major ?????? ??????????, February, 1972]. No tests on SCP-014 are authorized. Any personnel observed attempting to compromise 014 in any way are to be terminated on sight.
965: Anonymous
Item #: SCP-016

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-016 is to be kept at all times in 8x8 feet cubicle. No direct contact is to be made with SCP-016. SPC-016 may have the following objects inside its cubicle, 1 box of Kleenex brand tissue, 1 wide screen monitor, 1 HP computer model number b1730r, 1 gallon of Absolut. The box of Kleenex and the bottle of Absolut are to be replenished daily. No personnel may access the computer or look directly at the monitor.

Failure to comply with these measures may cause a violent reaction in SCP-016. Personnel who have failed to provide SCP-016 with the above mentioned items or personnel who have accessed the computer or looked directly at the monitor have experienced long bouts of depression, anxiety, paranoia, excessive masturbation, have taken to calling staff members of African decent "niggers", and in severe cases have been known to rape female personnel.

Description: SCP-016 appears to be many things to many different staff members often resembling a slightly overweight white male but may also appear to be female, of African decent, Hispanic, Asian, or European.
971: Anonymous
Item#: SCP-497

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: Subject is considered annoying but mostly harmless. Allowed to wander freely throughout the base as long as he makes no attempts to leave.

Description:Appears for all intents and purposes to be a Caucasian British man wearing semi-futuristic clothing with a large H tattooed on his forehead. Subject is believed to be a photon-based life-form and thus in his natural state completely intangible. Energy weapon 47-A is required to hinder him in any way but so far it has proven unnecessary as his crippling need to be the center of attention has been all that was required to keep him on base. If personnel can deal with his need for attention, cowardice, misogyny, and severely inflated ego coupled with deep self-loathing they will find an incredible store of information.

Special Notes: We have no idea what "Smeghead" means but apparently it's an insult of high caliber.
989: Anonymous
Item#: SCP-627

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-627 is to be kept in a soundproof locked container at all times. Personnel interacting with SCP-627 must be equipped with headgear that blocks all outside noise. At no time should the headgear be removed in the presence of SCP-627. Failure to comply will result in immediate termination. Personnel are advised to approach SCP-627 in groups no smaller than three persons.

Description:Recovered from Site 3-A in late 2007. Item SCP-627 is believed to be part of a "training course" for employees of Site 3-A. It is a metallic cube-like object approximately 1.5 cubic meters in volume.

Subjects approaching SCP-627 report that it appears to be sentient and capable of speech. Many find it nearly impossible to separate themselves from it and must be forcibly removed from the area. Some subjects are able to recover from this; many are drawn into a sort of depression, as though they have lost a beloved companion.

It is interesting to note that physical examinations of the object reveal no obvious method of auditory output, and that sound-dampening equipment has proven effective against the hallucinations brought on by exposure to SCP-627.
1003: Anonymous
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Item#:SCP-360

Object Class: Keter

Clearance: Any

Description: A hard plastic white monolith with a circle separated into quadrants. SCP-360 was found in a burnt out apartment building and from our tests was the cause of the fire. Pressing the circle on the monolith causes the quadrants to light up green under ideal conditions.

Special Containment Protocol:The containment room must be kept at a constant 10 degrees Celsius with 6 box fans on high directed towards SCP-360. If at any time during research the bottom left most 3 quadrants start to blink red, the agents currently in the room must turn 360 degrees and then walk backwards slowly. Just walking away would cause a logic error on the scale of dividing by zero. Once out of the room have another agent wearing level 4 HAZMAT armor come in to package it up in a "coffin" box and send it off to [EXPUNGED] and then await a replacement in 1-2 weeks
1011:
Item#: SCP-146

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: Item 146 is currently being displayed in the reception area of Facility 12. Personnel assigned to front office duty are advised to keep watch on SCP-146 when visitors enter, especially if the visitors are unscheduled. No attempts should be made to stop visitors from interacting with SCP-146, though superiors with at least level 3 clearance are to be notified.

Description:Item 146 is a blade approximately 95cm long. The item is embedded in a rough block of granite such that only 3.5cm of the blade is visible below the handguard. Blade surface appears untarnished and polished, despite estimates of the item's age. Attempts to remove Item 146 from the embedding material have so far proven impossible.

A cease on testing of SCP-146 and its movement from site EL023 were ordered following Executive Order Z-901.
1017: Anonymous
sauce on scp plz!!!!!!!!!!
1023: Anonymous
Item#: SCP-743

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-170 is to be kept in a password-locked cabinet at all times. Only those with Level 3 Security Clearance or higher are allowed access to the item, and must be accompanied by at least two additional personnel.

Any personnel found to have eaten the contents of SCP-170 shall be immediately detained and sent to rehabilitation. If subject does not comply, non-lethal force is authorized if necessary to subdue subject.

Description:

SCP-170 is a 1.8 oz/51g bag of Jack Link's teriyaki-flavored beef jerky. The serial number on the bag is 17082-30743.

The bag has the ability to resupply itself with jerky, even after the jerky is completely depleted. The normal time for an empty bag to refill is about 30 minutes.

The jerky found in the bag appears to be highly addictive, despite test showing no physical or chemicals differences from normal jerky. Subjects who have eaten the jerky have described it as the best-tasting jerky they have ever eaten, and all subjects show signs of heavy psychological dependency. MRI scans of subjects who have eaten the jerky have shown extremely high levels of dopamine in the nucleus accumbens and the substantia nigra, areas of the brain associated with addiction. Subjects will become violent if attempts are made to take the jerky away. Subjects experience extreme depression while waiting for the jerky to regenerate.
1031:
>>666550
http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-432
1201: Anonymous
please no more scp of holders, they are not entertaining after you read it like 5 times since all of them are pretty much the same.
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>>670134
Nah, I wrote it for /real/ a few weeks back. Others were making Holders for "normal" objects (pens and such), but I wanted to twist it so it was in the point of view of the holder himself. Thank you for the positive reviews. Any suggestions on which holder to do next? Or should I try a reverse SCP (like from the POV of one of the workers having to protect the item)?
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The original for anyone who's curious.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YTnq0goeR04

Sage Me

I must sage you tonight fucking troll, go back to /b/ so faithfully
I must go sage bomb my dear, /x/ await's me
I will sage
you so far away
I will always sage you, but you knew.

I'm happy to tell you, your thread has died tonight.
It was a fail thread, beloning on /b/.
He was saged by the other side.
He was killed by the other men's sage.

She said CRUISE CONTROL
FUCK YOU

Why must you love this thread, it is full of /b/?
This is easy to understand, my son, there is no other.
I cannot pretend to love thread, Like SCP.
I cannot pretend, mother, there is no other.

She said CRUISE CONTROL
FUCK YOU

When there is no fail, let's end this sage tonight.
This is easy to understand, sage goes in every field.
But I see a new thread rising from the /b/
But I see a new thread rising from the /b/

She said CRUISE CONTROL
FUCK YOU!
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I have a bit of a story. I am big into not only urban exploring but Parkour(a form of freerunning). Well often times my friend and I will go exploring places in the hills. Since we live in southern california, not too far north of hollywood its a pretty industrial place. Well a friend of ours told us about this place that they thought we should check out, they said its probably haunted. So I grabbed my friend(we made our own paranormal investigation group called SCPI[pronounced Skippy] Santa Clarita Paranormal Investigations) and another friend who always claimed to be a "sensitive"(until this time I was always skeptical about that). So I took the directions to the place as best as we could(and parked a bit away from the gate so we wouldnt look suspicious.) And snuck by the gate, now this place is in the hills, very very mountainous terrain and we had no Idea where we were going, so we kept walking along this really creepy and not well maintained road for about 30 minutes. What I felt was strangely odd was that our "sensitive" friend was getting extremely spooked the higher up we got, and usually she's a very level headed person. When we finally got to our destination we knew it because my other friend started to become very nervous too. I was the only one who wasnt phased at all by this, I'm also the one who is the most 'religious' I suppose you can say, though I dont believe in any particular belief system, I just never leave home without my Saint Michael pendant(its special to me since thats who I was named after).

cont.
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SCP items 11: Anonymous
Can I get a link to creepy pasta like this please?

Item#: SCP-627

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-627 is to be kept in a soundproof locked container at all times. Personnel interacting with SCP-627 must be equipped with headgear that blocks all outside noise. At no time should the headgear be removed in the presence of SCP-627. Failure to comply will result in immediate termination. Personnel are advised to approach SCP-627 in groups no smaller than three persons.

Description:Recovered from Site 3-A in late 2007. Item SCP-627 is believed to be part of a "training course" for employees of Site 3-A. It is a metallic cube-like object approximately 1.5 cubic meters in volume.

Subjects approaching SCP-627 report that it appears to be sentient and capable of speech. Many find it nearly impossible to separate themselves from it and must be forcibly removed from the area. Some subjects are able to recover from this; many are drawn into a sort of depression, as though they have lost a beloved companion.

It is interesting to note that physical examinations of the object reveal no obvious method of auditory output, and that sound-dampening equipment has proven effective against the hallucinations brought on by exposure to SCP-627.
15: Anonymous
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series

Not /r/ etc, but what's the deal with them anyway? Above site does have some "how-to's", but the SCPs themselves seem to have rather more plot in them than suggested. Any infp?
33: Anonymous
>>SCP-627
>>SCP
>>CP
45: Anonymous
>>673728
It IS the companion cube. It's a "joke SCP"
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>>675026
Right on. Holders should take a lesson from its little brother, SCP.
174: Anonymous
>>675074
What's the background story for SCP, anyways?
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Anonymous
There was a thread with a link on it that led to a wiki of "paranormal items" collected by the SCP or something like that, does anyone have the link to that wiki? I forgot to bookmark it.
33:
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series
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Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must be looking at SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.
Description: Moved to Site19 1993, little is known about item number SCP-173's origins. It is constructed from concrete and rebar and was once painted with Crylon brand spraypaint.
SCP-173 is animate and malevolent, if given the chance it will kill anyone within its line of sight. Its weakness however is that it does not move while being watched. Despite this paralysis it is still highly dangerous, able to cover at least 2 meters in the literal blink of an eye. It typically kills by either snapping the victim's neck from behind, or grabbing the victim's throat and strangling them. Whatever animates SCP-173 does not give it much force with which to break things; as seen above, a large room with unbarred windows is fully capable of containing it. Its grip however is unbreakable, as when it is not moving the statue is as hard and strong as concrete.
While left alone in its room, one can hear a stone-on-stone scraping from within that is believed to be the sound of the SCP-173 moving about.
The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. We don't know (nor wish to find out) where it comes from or how it arrives but SCP-173's container will slowly fill with these substances. In order to ensure that bacterial growth within does not begin to damage the building it is contained in, and to maintain some level of sanitation, the enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
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Item #: SCP-173

Object class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
33: Anonymous
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Item#: SCP-323

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-323 must be kept within a room made of concrete no less than five feet thick on all sides. It should be kept on a plastic stand secured to the floor. Entrances should be made of concrete and carbon fiber, appropriately reinforced. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES should any base or ferrous metals, alloys or metallic instruments come within 100 feet of SCP-323.

Specifications are attached for the construction of the echotransmission tunnels requisite for keeping SCP-323 pacified (without the metallic components of speaker equipment). The effectiveness of echotransmission tunnels should be tested at no less than 60db in the containment room prior to the insertion of SCP-323. This should be retested biweekly to prevent sound dampening by general wear and the object's effects on the room. Testing, maintenance and shaving is to be done by Class D personnel in teams of three, preferably of First Nations descent.

The chants necessary to keep SCP-323 dormant are attached in document OpNCan-SCP-323-Ad2. They are to be repeated by a descendant of the Yukon Cacrish First Nations band, in their entirety, with no more than ten minutes of silence before repetition. Mr. ??????, Mr. ?????????? and Mr. ????? are to be rotated in eight hour shifts. Should one be incapacitated, the remaining should be placed in 12 hour shifts for a maximum of one week before training a replacement(s).

Due to the considerable distance of the broadcasting room from SCP-323, Class 0 personnel may be used in the calibration of amplification equipment, administration of intravenous amphetamines and the maintenance of related equipment in the broadcasting room. Class 1 or above preferred.
39: Anonymous
>>678887

Description: An animal skull of prodigal size, well-bleached and missing a lower jaw. SCP-323 measures 2.43ft lengthwise and .81ft wide. It appears to be at least partially canine in origin. In the presence of the SCP-323, a fine hairs erupt from surfaces and objects in the facility. Additionally, staff assigned to SCP-323 report increased hair growth on the face, chest, back and genitals. As the hair growth in the containment room may dampen the volume necessary to keep the SCP-323 docile, the room must be shaved daily (See OpNCan-SCP-323-Ad4 for equipment specifications).

Since pacification measures have been implemented, it is unclear as to whether SCP-323 is still capable of locomotion, or merely disinterested. It does appear sentient and aware of its surroundings and despite pacification the object exerts a considerable coercive influence on those it can "see" (SCP-323 has binocular vision and will respond to objects within 100 feet). Personnel under the influence of SCP-323 experience overwhelming urges to howl and to forcibly remove their lower jaw. Since incident NCan-I26, all personnel entering the room have been outfitted with a jaw-locking mechanism (see document OpNCan-SCP-323-Ad3) to prevent this and since the mechanism's implementation SCP-323 has not attempted to elicit these particular behaviors from staff.
45: Anonymous
>>678889

SCP-323 "sheds" teeth on a regular basis, assumedly during silences between chants while unobserved. All teeth shed by SCP-323 should be removed from the containment room promptly at the beginning of the next round of chant. Teeth should be sealed in epoxy before removal and sent to Laboratory NCan-05 for further study.

SCP-323 is capable of manipulating metallic objects, especially iron. Metal items that catch SCP-323's attention are invariably launched into the chest of the nearest handler with impressive force. SCP-323 does not attack with the intent to kill, instead deliberately avoiding piercing or any vital organs, excepting the heart.

Those wounded by SCP-323 are overcome with the urge to push shed teeth into the wound. Upon doing this, the affected's body undergoes rapid mutation, always involving a violent rupture of the cranium and typically including explosive hair growth, the bursting of the spine out from the tail bone, tooth growth, the bursting of the finger bone from the fingertips, ultimately the rupture of the skin and death from loss of blood. During this process the affected becomes violent and will attempt to place SCP-323 upon their exposed brain stem and escape. Affected personnel must not be allowed to do this, and in the event of injury the room is to be flooded with cyanide gas immediately.

Regardless of incident, all Class D personnel in contact with teeth must ingest 75mg of silver oxide immediately upon leaving the containment room.

Wendigo Skull is my fave :)
63: Anonymous
Item # SCP-579

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-579 is currently held in site 62-C, a compound located approximately 80 km from the main site. Site consists of building housing SCP-579 and living quarters for containment staff. SCP-579 is encased in a 60 m x 60 m x 60 m block of [DATA EXPUNGED] which is suspended in vacuum through use of electromagnets. Site 62-C is equipped with hardline to High Command through which all reports and notifications are to be made. Staff consists of two teams (each comprised of 17 Level 1 Personnel, three level 2 Personnel and one Level 4 Personnel) which are rotated bi-weekly.

All instruments and their backups are to be checked each half-hour to ensure their continued function. Changes in any measured attribute are to be immediately reported to High Command. Any deviation in any measured attribute greater than 0.02% of the accepted norm value will result in automatic execution of Action 326. Routine reports to High Command are to be made hourly. If a report is not received within 6 minutes of its scheduled time, Action 326 is to be executed.
99: Anonymous
Item #: CCP-274

Object class: Cacili

Special Containment Protocol: Item CCP-274 is to be placed in a container no larger than .5 meters length .3 meters width. It should not come into contact with Item SCP-275 at any time. Item is to be placed in public government storage, as to previous incidents people who are drawn to the items have been able to bypass all security measures and get as far as level S1 before being subdued. A name should never be whispered to the item. Item should always be kept under gravitational force equaling twelve. To prevent extinction, world attention must always be kept away
from CCP-274 and CCP-275, and people who are drawn to the item must be killed. If after they are killed, they re-animate, the entire level must be flooded with Neurotoxin to prevent any transmition and or escape.
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Anonymous
Item# SCP-666

Special Containment Procedures:

Found in a lake near ?????-????? in a cave resembling a sorrowful face. Coming into contact with the object has produced numerable and unpredictable results varying from subject to subject. Those with Level 4 Security Clearance should see document #666-a. Emitting a radiation like none ever encountered before, it is rather difficult to contain let alone transport. After much trial and error it has been found that a silver-platinum alloy can for unknown reasons come into contact with the object and suffer no adverse effects; every other material be it wood crystal or metal is either vaporized or absorbed into the object creating entirely unknown processes. Transportation to area 4 near Everest was completed 10 days after discovery by Field General ???? ?????? in 19??. Ideal conditions for containment are sub-zero temperature within an air pressure 5 times that of the local. A new chamber must be prepared for SCP-666 every 8 months in a virgin portion of area 4 as the radiation emitted will transform any material used for the chamber into an unusable and very lethal goo that has yet to be classified.

Description:

SCP-666; codenamed the Satan Skull by those who first encountered it on record is about the same size as a human skull. Made of perfect crystal, believed to be quartz, the skull has existed for no less than 25,000 years and is of a production value that is yet impossible to reproduce with any form of tool.
14: Anonymous
No less than 12 level 3 personnel are to be within 50m of the object. Drawing from the emotions of those within range SCP-666 has been noted to change colors, emit frequencies of sound never before recorded by anything but man-made sound devices, and even cause apparitions to appear that are solid and capable of interacting with personnel even on a sentient level.

Of those who have come in contact with the object, the most valuable result has been an inexplicable convergence of the subjects mind and that of the skull. Vast quantities of information regarding [DATA EXPUNGED] have been revealed, and since research on SCP-1??, SCP-0??, and SCP-4?? have grown in ways never imagined before.


Addendum: Those with O4 Security Clearance should see document #666-b

Document #666-a: Recordings of contact with SCP-666

???? ??????, the first to bring the object to SCP's attention, and the first to touch the object on record has felt the following effects while under supervision;
Extreme visual and audible hallucinations relating to wars never fought in human history.
The belief that he can hear the skull speak. All statements regarding these discussions
have only lead to ways to play simple board games after extensive efforts
to translate the language spoken when inquired.
Several patches of skin affected by what seems to be a rash. No adverse affects from
the rash as of yet, though they seem to secrete massive amounts of phosphoric acid.
20: Anonymous
?? ????????????, first SCP employed subject to come into contact with SCP-666 exploded in a fashion that resembled the powerful release of a full pound of C-4 explosive.

LT. ??????, the last SCP employ to come into contact with the object has suffered very unexplainable results;

Extreme pigment change. Once Caucasian, his skin now resembles that of those indigenous to Africa.
[DATA EXPUNGED]
After previous issues, physical recombination has been deemed impossible.
LT. ?????? is now stored as a sentient form of [DATA EXPUNGED] and kept in a cooling tank
35m from SCP-???.

Document #666-b: It is believed that the object is potentially of [Level 10 security access required] origin. For this reason, it is required that all personnel wear special HUD-style information visors whenever on duty. Failure to do so has proven very dangerous, as certain [DATA EXPUNGED] have shown interest in its re-acquisition. Recommended that all ranking personnel equip themselves with class S weaponry while on guard duty, though class B has been known to prove sufficient.
62: Anonymous
>>679459
HOW DARE YOU DEFY THE SCP-666
74: Anonymous
http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series

Full series Wiki
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http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/Main_Page
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>>681123


You see, as figures of death, little girls are always more appealing as they are the epitome of innocence and have a child like quality.

Like Alessa from Silent Hill, And red queen from Resident Evil.

Even here
http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-053
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Anonymous
/r/ing the website with all the SCP stories, the link will do for me as I wanna read up on them.
Thanks in advance.
14: Anonymous
http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series

Does this need to be stickied or something? It comes up like every day.
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Anonymous
/x/, i'm trying to add a SCP on the SCP Wiki and for some reason its not submitting.

Any other SCP authors having issues with the SCP Wiki?

In other news, what the fuck is this?
14: Anonymous
shoop'd statue. post your SCP here.
20: Anonymous
Item #: SCP-234 (Blue-SCP-234)

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures:

SCP-234 should be kept in a room no less then 10 metres wide, and 10 metres tall. With walls of reinforced concrete. It should have one , always functional low level light for security purposes.

Description:

SCP-234 is a stone statue of what appears to be a Blue Goddess which was found in ???????????? on the 8th of March 1986.

Containment was stated as 'complicated' as the locals claimed 'SCP-234' only preferred the company of females and was known to 'destroy' men.

When in the company of females. SCP-234 is still and at peace. All female Level 2 employees report feeling quite euphoric and happy, even exchanging in smiles to one another while being in the presence of the statue.
26: Anonymous
All CAT scans, X-rays, and usual medical tests have come back as normal for the female employees whose only physiological change has been that they have an increased level of serotonin after their 6 hour watch.

When a male Class D Personnel was placed in the room, SCP-234 did not change its appearance, but female employees watching over the statue remarked that their moods had altered and reported PMT like symptoms as far as shouting at the Class D Personnel and even threatening the Class D Personnel.

When all female watchers left the chamber the temperature was reported to dip slightly.

However, when a Class D Personnel was left alone in the room, the statue was reported to glow, hover towards the subject and deliver a 'shock' which left the subject dead instantly.
32: Anonymous
On autopsy reports, no mark was left on the body. But all internal organs had been liquefied beyond recognition.

The same experiment was carried out on groups of 3, 6, 9, and 12 Male Class D personnel all of whom were killed simultaneously in the same manner.

The only instance in which a group of male Personnel were safe is one in which there is at least 1 female chaperone in which the men only report feeling uncomfortable and paranoid.

Female watchers when asked to report what they saw when they looked upon SCP-234 whilst being recorded on a polygraph test. The answers were remarkably similar. The generic answer being: “I see Peace on Earth.”

When asked to describe how they felt when a man entered the room, the generic answer was: “He should not be there.”
38: Anonymous
Attempts to destroy the statue as of yet have been unsuccessful, leaving the statue in perfect condition.

Addendum:

All female 'watchers' must be at least level 2. They are not permitted to touch or remain in eye contact with SCP-234 for longer than 15 minutes. All female personnel found to be staring at the statue excessively will be removed at once and kept in quarantine.

All level D personnel must be checked for mental instability prior to entering. Under no circumstances must the personnel be armed in any way.
44: Anonymous
Document #234-1: Watching protocol

All female watchers must take 6 hour shifts and must remain no longer than that time.

All female watchers must not be menstruating at the time of watching as this has led to ecstatic visions and in some cases infertility through unexplained womb prolapse.

Similarly, pregnant watchers have not yet been introduced into the chamber for fear of birth defects or miscarriage although [DATA EXPUNGED] in late ??????? plans are made for a ??????? to be introduced into the chamber.

Should SCP-234 decide to move, all personnel are to evacuate immediately providing that the emergency containment cage (above SCP-234) has not failed to drop, in which case termination is to occur to all present.

Under no circumstances are Watchers, male or female to touch SCP-234 as in ??????? when such an account happened two female watchers had their ??????? ???????.
Should any watcher come under telepathic communication with the statue (which has not yet occurred) they are to not respond and to leave the area at once to undergo testing.

Watchers must not be armed.
50: Anonymous
And thats it.

So is SCP wiki down?
80: Anonymous
>>683828
The point is, nobody knows, hence why its under containment.

http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/Main_Page
111:
It's not gonna be SCP-001, but I like it. definatly worth putting up there. Use that blue picture in your original post if you can.
117: Anonymous
>>683861

Will do.
I'd have to write something fucking EPIC for it to be SCP-001
129: Anonymous
A great addition to the SCP family, a lot better than some of the SCPs.
189: Anonymous
Does anyone have the draw of the sculpture SCP?
207: Anonymous
>>684287
which SCP was it?
219: Anonymous
>>684294

Ohhh...this one?

http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-173
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>>683992

Just the idea of a statue that can move frightens the life out of me, hence why i wrote that SCP.
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Anonymous
Item #: SCP-303

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures:

Must be kept in its glass container when not being researched. It is to be kept in its room, which is the standard 10 by 10 metres reinforced concrete room.
Under no circumstances is anyone but authorised D personnel permitted to be in this room alone.

Origin: Found October 12th 1975 in ????????????.
14: Anonymous
Description:

SCP-303 seems to be an ordinary looking varnished wooden musical box with a brass clasp and golden detail on the lid. It has been scratched in places yet bears no name of a maker or of any fashion of an era or country.
The brass clasp has been known to look rusty at some times during observation yet when touched to open the box appears bright and clean.
The music box, when opened in the presence of one or more people does not require winding and continues to play for any length of time that the box is left open without requiring additional prompting.
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Anonymous
Where can I find those SCP stories (think that's what they're called)

They are like little security documents for paranormal things found across the Earth.
14: Anonymous
http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series

Blam.
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One of the SCP guys on Wikipedia. I forget what it's called though, it's a statue. Not the blue one.
26: Anonymous
>>687088

Google "SCP-173". And lurk the fuck moar.

You're welcome.
32: Anonymous
google SCP series, there's a site with all of them.
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SCP-119 (Hunger) 11: Anonymous
Hail, /x/. I'm trying my hand at this. Criticism, hate, or just advice for formatting content is welcomed.

Item #: SCP-119

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-119 is to be contained in a ten metre by ten metre cube, sheathed in at least one metre of lead at all times. The object itself is to rest on the lead plinth in the exact centre of the room, to maximize equidistance from outside objects.

The object is not allowed to be approached by any personnel under any circumstances. The object is extremely manipulative to the point of inducing extreme compulsions in its victims. No contact permitted, pending destruction.

Description: SCP-119 is a human jawbone with residual upper maxilla, producing an appearance similar to a set of dentures. When a human approaches the object, a chorus of voices will spring up, seemingly surrounding the approachee. The voice is a disturbing mix of male and female voices, causing an androgynous voice to project, however, it is only audible to the person SCP-119 is addressing.

SCP-119 seems to be roughly childlike in demeanor and intelligence.

All data about conversation is derived from Dr. ?????? recorded attempt at an interview, and confirmed by accident ??????.
Comment too long. Clickhereto view the full text.
15: Anonymous
Addendum: Dr. ?????'s interview with SCP-119 is recorded in document #532-1

Addendum two: Accident report in document #532-2

Document #532-1:
Interview with SCP-119 Conducted by Dr. ??????

Dr. ??????: Hello.

SCP-119: Why don't you feed?

Dr. ??????: You can't eat. How could you?

SCP-119 But am always hungry.

Dr. ??????: What would you like, then?

SCP-119: You.

Dr. ??????: Ah, that can't happen. Something else?

SCP-119 Hungry you. You.

Dr. ??????: Not quite

SCP-119 YES YES YES. YOU.

SCP-119 became frantic at this point, and began screaming. Dr. ?????? was removed from the containment room after biting several pieces of flesh from his arms and legs. He currently remains in a vegetative state, and all access to SCP-119 was forbidden.

Document #532-2:
SCP attendant had attempted to 'feed' SCP-119 with a large raw steak. When placed near SCP-119, it promptly flew into a rage that it was not 'right' and was not the right type. The attendant then began smashing his face on the corners of the lead plinth, causing irreversible brain damage by the time the retrieval team had evacuated him.
33: Anonymous
A bit too dramatic for an SCP entry, but it's not bad. I'd give it a 6/10.
85:
Just a small tip: it being insanely evil and creepy is fine, but remember it could also be just very strange. I mean, radar was very top secret at one point just because they didn't want it to get out. The SCP don't have to be horrific. that being said, this one is pretty damn good, have you been to the wiki?
92:
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series
98: Anonymous
Alright, does anybody know where I can submit an entry for SCP-001 to be graded, and see if it's worthy of being the SCP-001?

I wrote one up a while back, but I don't know where to send it or put it.
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>>688613
SHE WAS REAL THIRSTY AND THERE WAS A THING THAT SAID SCP-173 BUT SHE DIDNT KNEIO WHAT IT MEANS AND DRANK IT SAND STARTED CHOKE SHE COUGHED A BUTTION AND THOUGHT CCOULD IT BE DED GIRL BUTTON? WHATEVR
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SCP crap again?
26: Anonymous
>>688958

At least SCP has Josie and the dog. beats the fuck out of the holders.
44: Anonymous
I love the SCP series, it defines /x/ in a collection of creepy clinical shit
80: Anonymous
For some reason, I can't access the /b/tard SCP page. I'd love to see that.

http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series#Joke_SCPs
147:
If I saw a statue like the OPs I would prolly feel intrigued/scared but nothing brix shitting, and yeah my first thought was that he was talking about the SCP-173
171: Anonymous
SCP-173 is sum scary shit
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http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-234
20: Anonymous
SCP-(number escapes me).

Also, Mystique, from X-men.
50: Anonymous
wtf is it, and what is SCP?
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Now how's about some good ol' SCPs? 16: Anonymous
>good ... SCPs
theres your problem right there
62:
     File :-(, x)
Item #: SCP-039

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures:

SCP-039 is currently sealed in a steel-lined room of reinforced concrete. The two-stage airlock must have one section sealed at all times. Any personnel attempting experimentation on SCP-039 must do so via robotic assistance. No biological material is allowed in containment area. Anything coming in contact with SCP-039 is to be held in the airlock for 24 hours and observed for any infestation. Any biological matter coming in contact with, or infested by, SCP-039 is to be terminated and sealed in containment area. Any and all electronic equipment within a fifty meter radius of SCP-039 is to be incased in heavy EMI shielding.

Description:

SCP-039 was recovered from India, in a town uninhabited for several years. It is unclear if SCP-039 is actually an animal, as its structure is more akin to a crystalline formations then DNA. SCP-039 is a form of parasite, several inches long at maturity but microscopic at its “larval” or spore stage. It seeks out higher mammals, bonding via several small claws to the host’s spine. One host may have multiple infestations of SCP-039. SCP-039 takes over the body’s autonomic nervous system, thus making removal deadly to the host, fills the host bloodstream with spores, then becomes dormant. These spores migrate out to the dermis after a few days, encapsulating in cysts below the epidermis. Hosts report a slightly increased level of forgetfulness and a vague sense of paranoia.
69:
Most host organisms appear totally unaware of infestation until nearing an electrical device. Any electric field or electrical event that occurs near SCP-039 causes it to reproduce. Spores rupture from the cysts, and both larva and adults will quickly kill and consume the host. SCP-039 has proven very difficult to destroy, the currently contained swarm recovering from temperatures of +900 and -100 degrees Celsius, pressure of 8,000 psi, most biological and artificial toxins, and rads in excess of 5000.
76:
Google "SCP", Narb.
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NO MORE SCP
32: Anonymous
what scp is this?
38: Anonymous
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>692023
SCP-ANON
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google SCP wiki
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Ive been lurking for a while, and need some decent /x/ reading ranging from stories to informational.
Thanks, pdf's if you can.
inb4 crp,SCP,Holders,and Lovecraft.
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Destroying the dangerous SCP's with other SCP's 11: Anonymous
I want to play a sort of "game" with you guys. Let us look up some dangerous SCP cases that are in need of destruction do to their dangerous proprities or level of violence. Objects should be listed for termination or at least Keter level with the need of destruction.

I will start:

SCP-682: Hard to destroy reptile http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-682

to be terminated by the introduction of :
SCP-333: Timebinder http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-333

if not possible then SCP-682 should be introduced to SCP-409 http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-409
15: Anonymous
http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-Numberless , who the fuck would want to destroy this.
21: Anonymous
>>694408
too dangerous for humans. Too easily abused. I like the Idea of SCP-682 being contained in a room with SCP-517 http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-517
39: Anonymous
>>694396
If they can ever chip pieces off of the contagious crystal then they could terminate a lot of the dangerous SCP's
51: Anonymous
I am confused, what are these SCPs? why is there a huge list of these things?
100:
I've thought that connecting #882 to a lot of the metal objects might work rather well. Granted, then #882 is going to get bigger and bigger, but i could see that being the lesser of two evils. Maybe the Wiki needs a Termination List, keeping a record of what gets destroyed, maybe even what we're actually able to copy. That's the point of SCP: hold on to dangerous items until they can be destroyed or copied into a safer state.
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SCP-001 - LOCKED UNTIL SOMEONE MAKES ONE WORTHY OF THE TITLE OF SCP-001. 11: Anonymous
The question I pose is this: What in the opinion of /x/ would consitute an SCP entry worthy of '001' status?
85: Anonymous
It has to out epic SCP-Numberless
135: Anonymous
>>694838
I like the sun as a living organism thing.
But SCP=Special Containment Procedures.
Good luck with that.
245: Anonymous
what is the url of that site that had all the SCPs on it? it was a wiki, right?
272: Anonymous
NUMBER ONE SHOULD BE THE EVENT HORIZON. Contained in a space station that's constantly on the dark side of the moon. The SCP people had to go through time and space to collect a ship that is now evil because it traveled through time and space! THEY'RE ALL EVIL!
292: Anonymous
newfag here, whats SCP?
323: Anonymous
>>694999

Bizarre objects that have properties that are extremely unusual and possibly extremely dangerous, and therefore require Special Containment Protocols.

An SCP is a short document that describes the object, what it does, and what must be done to contain it properly.
337:
The Book

a heavy, leather-bound tome with an ancient stench and coarse pages. It's exact age and author are legend and heresy.
Treat with nearly clandestine protection, only upper-eschelon SCP members even know of the book's existence, let alone proper handling.
Should only be opened on days that do not fall on natural holidays (equinoxes, candlemas, etc.)
by relatively skeptic individuals. Handlers are all but mum about the contents but have made mention of "answers" that bring them satisfaction.
Found in the Igigi desert near a stone arch with the bleached bones of a hand protruding. The rest of the body wasn't found, but documents regaurding an unnamed city were associated with the discovery.
344:
here's the debate: some people feel 001 should be something kick-ass. others think it should be the first object found. I like the first object idea, that it was just the first thing that got SCP started, something that, if not very dangerous, is very hard to contain. Just my opinion. maybe the numbers are even randomly assigned?
356: Anonymous
>>695933
I feel like the first SCP object should be something that revealed the 'truth' behind the universe, and got us looking for the rest of the SCPs.

Kinda like Men in Black.
374: Anonymous
??????????File :-(, x)
SCP-387

Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-387 is kept at site 19, in storage room 557-L. Should only be handled with padded cowhide leather gloves.

Description: SCP-387 appears to be a left-handed, navy blue Rickenbacker 4001S bass guitar with a white pickguard. SCP-387 is undamaged, and appears to be completely indestructible in Kranzinsky Tests. When used as a bludgeoning weapon, SCP-387 is unable to kill those it is used against, regardless of force used. Tests on Class-D personnel indicate that, even when dropped from a height of two miles directly on top of the crown of the head, only minor bruising can be inflicted. The impact site will then grow, forming any number of protrusions, ranging from functional catlike ears, to large, fleshy horns, which may be pressed back in to the impact site, only to quickly grow back out. Approximately one to three days after the impact, the protrusion will grow, and either split off, creating a separate, sentient life form, or grow in to a sentient, parasitic life form, which will then overpower the host.

Additional notes: Personnel ????? ??????, ?????? ????????, ??????????, and ?????-???? were created in initial testing of the device, and are cleared to handle SCP-387 without protection, as it seems to have no effect on them.
452: Anonymous
>>694762

indeed. Except that in this case I think it should be some sort of locator for paranormal creatures and objects, to explain how the other SCPs were found and contained.
476: Anonymous
Hey, I just realized that the warehouse in the Indy movies could be where a bunch of SCPs are kept.
494: Anonymous
>>696581
Hangar 18, numbnuts. And no, that couldn't possibly be an SCP containment warehouse by any stretch of the imagination. Wooden boxes housing SCP items? HAVE YOU EVEN FUCKING READ THE SERIES?
512: Anonymous
001 should be something that was obviously paranormal and dangerous, but could not be contained (at the time), so contact with it lead to the formation of SCP. In their search for 001 they found other objects, but 001 remains on the loose.
530: Anonymous
>>696603
Perhaps, Tesla himself?

Make him somehow be responsible for the entire SCP list.
I like the idea of the true father of electricity being tied in with this.
620: Anonymous
I have a good idea.

The SCP Commander's daughter. (she'd have powers and shit and only the commander would be able to see her.)
632: Anonymous
>>696664
>>696664
>>696664
>>696664
>>696664
>>696664
I support this idea. It would make a good choice for SCP-001 since it's the Commander's daughter and it would be the thing that drove him to supervise the whole SCP project
644: Anonymous
Is there anything written on the backstory of the SCP?
680: Anonymous
>>696679
No, but that's the point. There is no "official" backstory. although it would be cool if well-written. But like a blowjob, there are just so many ways it could go wrong, and when it does, it's just not worth it.

Plus, it would destroy the shady, disturbing nature of the SCP organization (which has never really been named come to think of it, since SCP = Special Containment Procedures...)
686: Anonymous
>>696687
Are you retarded? Tesla was the fucking mastermind of the millenium, and you're proposing some retarded "paranormal" commander's daughter shit? Wow, how original. Also, the SCP is strictly related to the government, and wasnt "made" by one person - The person in charge is in fact not a commander, but the government itself. So fuck your shit.
692: Anonymous
>>696687
Oh hai, you must be new to THE FUCKING EARTH.

I don't care to name how many stupid-ass "commander's daughter blah blah blah" scheme's I've seen in movies, novels, TV, etc. I would FUCKING RAGE if that shit EVER found it's way into SCP's glory.
710: Anonymous
>>696701
>the universe will cease to have been born

*head asplodes*

Better idea. Next time, try to think of something that MAKES SENSE. BTW, that idea's already been used in the "marble" SCP object. So fuck your couch.
722: Anonymous
>>696706
DUDE... THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.

The Unified Field Generator! Something so sinisterly powerful it bends and warps the very RULES that govern reality! I'd say THAT'S SCP-worthy! Possibly the most dangerous one yet
728: Anonymous
>>696712
I dont have the writing skills to write an SCP about that, so i suggest someone take that idea and malform it into something awesome.
734: Anonymous
>>696706
"Tesla began to theorize about electricity and magnetism's power to warp, or rather change, space and time and the procedure by which man could forcibly control this power. Near the end of his life, Tesla was fascinated with the idea of light as both a particle and a wave, a fundamental proposition already incorporated into quantum physics. This field of inquiry led to the idea of creating a "wall of light" by manipulating electromagnetic waves in a certain pattern. This mysterious wall of light would enable time, space, gravity and matter to be altered at will, and engendered an array of Tesla proposals that seem to leap straight out of science fiction, including anti-gravity airships, teleportation, and time travel."

This just smells of win and epic. A device that warps the very fabric of reality AT WILL. ULTIMATE SCP
752: Anonymous
>>696707

rage moar fag. it's an scp so it doesn't have to meke sense. moving concrete? succubi? living tree? pff. yeah most scp's make a lot of sense, don't they? idiot.
758: Anonymous
>>696715
The use of this device could have very well spawned all the other nightmarish SCP items... think about it... this thing fucks with reality, anything could be possible. What if all those anomalies were the result of this device?
764: Anonymous
>>696715
It can also mean that Tesla is in fact travelling in time constantly, overlooking every single important moment of history - or perhaps - every single moment of our lives.
That would probably make him the founder of SCP.
770: Anonymous
>>696722
Listen up fuckface. Tell me HOW IN THE FUCKING REALM OF ANYTHING BUT 8-YEAR OLD FANTASY could you STOP THE BEGINNING OF THE UNIVERSE WITH A BOX? EXPLAIN IT TO ME FAGGOT. Because guess what? If you can't, then you can't right an SCP, now can you? As for Tesla's reality-altering device that bends the laws of physics at will... THAT makes sense is FAR MORE EPIC that you universal shoebox. In b4 BAWWWWWWWWWWW
842: Anonymous
Im going to write a project of the tesla SCP tommorow. Ill post it here, you guys will throw in some suggestions.
866: Anonymous
>>696765

SCP-001 should inspire more mindfuck and more fear than that.

The Tesla device is an invention that fucks the universe. Wow. I'm impressed?
896: Anonymous
>>696776
HOW IN THE FUCKING PUBIC HAIR OF SATAN could a machine altering the universe be original, fearsome, mindfucking and interresting.

Imagine this :

SCP-001

Containment : SCP-001 must SO be contained with 100 kilometers of steel walls and only the Commander has the right to think about it, let alone see it. Otherwise, everyone is terminated.

Description : It's a device that alters reality.

Document 001.05 : Yeah the other day, Dr. [EXPUNGED] used it and the reality was altered LOL.

THIS IS FUCKING LAME. Make it another SCP, but not SCP-001
914: Anonymous
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That's what SCP-001 is.
920: Anonymous
SCP-001
An item which creates other items!...oh wait that's lame.
The only thing left...hypercubes. Something beyond the third dimension
938: Anonymous
SCP-001 is...

...

...

...

...

a lava lamp.
950: Anonymous
>>696812
An ordinary lava lamp.
Because THAT LAVA LAMP WILL TRIGGER THE EVENTS BY WHICH THE TRUE SCP-001 WILL BE CREATED.
1034: Anonymous
SCP 001 is an ageless middle-Eastern man. He's extremely stupid, navelless, and needs no food. He was discovered in the Nile during Napoleon's invasion of Egypt. He can be harmed, but his general docility keeps most people from injuring him. So he's indefinitely old with only a few scars and missing digits.
You could even dare to call him Adam.
1052: Anonymous
>>696872
It's really too bad that Adam dies in the Bible. Oh well. Also, how is this SCP-worthy? I mean, I like the idea and all, but this isn't something SCP would be interested in. No freakish properties other than being ageless... :/
1082: Anonymous
>>696872
It was suggested that SCP-001 would be the Site 19, which is the Garden of Eden.
1088: Anonymous
Oh shit, I wrote something for the SCP-001, and then a thread appears and nobody fucking tells me?

The nerve.

But yeah, I wrote something potentially epic, but I still don't know where the fuck I should send it to get it fucking graded or whatever.
1118: Anonymous
Suggestion for SCP-001: God??s corpse.
1142: Anonymous
>>696899
God is SCP-343
1148: Anonymous
SCP-001

Containment : SCP-001 is to be contained in a locked, barricaded immersion chamber filled with liquid N^2. The room itself is to be under constant barrage of gamma radiation to prevent any life forms from coming in contact with SCP-001. In the event of chamber breach, initiate Lazarus Protocol G2-Alpha and terminate all nonessential personnel. In the event of any personnel requesting access to SCP-001, terminate them on sight unless code phrase [REDACTED] is supplied and countered with [REDACTED]

Description : SCP-001 consists of a large, 6x6x9 steel cargo container, with a single faded label marked TESLA. The contents of this container are classified TOP SECRET clearance level ODEON.

...or maybe I fail at life, i dunno
1168: Anonymous
What about General Mulhausen from SCP-002
1174: Anonymous
Kay, but it's kinda long, so I rapid-shitted it.

http://rapidshare.com/files/120368989/Item__SCP-001.doc.html

Hope it's good enough.
1224: Anonymous
SCP-001

Item #: SCP-001

Object Class: Unclassified. (Presents a higher threat then Keter)

Special Containment Procedures: The entrance to the room in which SCP-001's gateway is being stored must be guarded by both human and technological means at all times. If the security steps into the room itself, they are subject to immediate termination, by means of an explosive collar strapped to their neck, unless in pursuit of an unauthorized personal who has entered the room. The room that is being guarded itself is ten meters on each side, and located fifty meters underground. It??s walls are made of a titanium alloy produced by the SCP that thus far has proven to be highly resistant to any methods of probing or penetrating. The room does not actually contain the SCP-001, but rather a single set of stairs descending approximately one-hundred meters into the earth, until it reaches a gateway that leads to the SCP-001. The gateway appears to be a normal wooden door on the outside. However, opening the gateway leads into a room, in which the location is indeterminable. There appears to be no walls, and the room appears to be free floating in space. However, there is plenty of oxygen to breath comfortably, and the pressure seems normalized to Earth??s atmospheric pressure. After much testing, scientists discovered that there is a force field, much like a glass case, covering the entire structure. It is unknown where the oxygen or the self-contain pressure is coming from.
1230: Anonymous
>>696941

Aside from the force field, there is only a single walkway made of the a strange, unidentifiable, metal extending from the door. Samples of the metal are still being tested, however, what is known, is that it creates a gravity field, which keeps anyone who walks across the walkway from floating into space. The walkway is about one-and-a-half meters wide, and extends towards a platform twenty meters away. The platform holds a set of large stairs that lead up twenty more meters to a single pedestal on a small landing. On top of this pedestal is the SCP-001. It is still unknown who or what built this structure.
1236: Anonymous
>>696943

In the case of a power outage, the guards stationed in front of the room are to remain where they are. The entire facility that houses the room of the gateway is self powered by twelve separate generators, including two in the room of the gateway itself. Weekly maintenance needs to be performed on all the generators, and anyone who enters the room of the gateway must be under supervision by Level 4 or 05 personal, all of whom are to be equipped with explosive collars, and in the event of a total power failure, are to be terminated. The room containing SCP-001 does not need any maintenance or cleaning it seems, and anyone entering, or attempting to enter the room without proper clearance will be terminated on sight.
1248: Anonymous
I don't take this shit seriously, but apparently everyone else does. Here's my first and last post on this thread.

All these posts to make SCP 001 wildly powerful or relevant or inter-connected are stupid. 001 should just be the first thing that was found. The Eden idea works, the Adam idea works, and all the Tesla-fap faggotry is annoying.

Everyone who tries to make SCP 001 so much more EPIC than everything else will only fail. Looking back on the rest of the SCP's it's clear that there's way too much competition. Isn't there a god or two in the inventory? Yeah. To try to "top" the rest of the list misses the point.

Everyone who tries to make SCP 001 something that explains everything doesn't understand that that only ruins the story. The beauty of all of this is the figure-it-out-for-yourself nature underlying everything. That's why the series doesn't follow, and shouldn't follow any order.

tl;dr When adding to SCP, our only goal should be to make the series ever more bizarre than before us.
1260: Anonymous
>>696948

Description: The SCP-001 is, by all purposes and means, a tear in the 10th dimension. It is a single hole that not only pierces into all other known dimensions, it also pierces through time itself. It is theoretically possible to stare into the hole and see anytime and anyplace in the literal sense, however, it is impossible to utilize the SCP-001, as it is uncontrolled, and staring into the SCP-001 will reveal all time and all possibilities at once. Anyone staring into the SCP-001 for longer then ten seconds will be driven irrevocable insane. However, staring into the SCP-001 for a lesser time seems to make the subject aware of certain things, increasing their knowledge of the universe around them. Subjects tested thus far have exhibited knowledge of several items after a certain amount of time staring into the SCP-001
1266: Anonymous
>>696951

First second: Subjects who stared into the SCP-001 for one second exhibited knowledge of basic physics, even if completely untrained in that field. They also inexplicably came to know what exactly the SCP-001 is, a tear in the 10th dimension.

Third second: Subjects who stared into the SCP-001 for three seconds exhibited knowledge of human biology of nominal value, on par with that of doctors and professors. One subject, a Class D, subject $$$$$$, who had never actually had any schooling, and had a recorded I.Q. of 78, was able to pass the medical exam with relative ease. Subject??s knowledge in physics also began to exhibit a doctorate level of education.
1272: Anonymous
>>696953
(Those $ are supposed to be the Unicode blocks. I don't know why my Word Processor is lame)

Seventh second: Subjects who stared into the SCP-001 for seven seconds were reported to have a vast increase in I.Q. The Class D Subject _______ from above with the recorded I.Q. of 78 was tested after having stared into the SCP-001 for seven seconds, and experience an increase in I.Q. by 80 points exactly, leaving the Subject with an I.Q. of 168, nearly double of the original recorded I.Q. Other subjects where reported with similar results, one subject reaching an I.Q. of 304. Subjects also demonstrated advanced knowledge of Physics, Chemistry, and Human biology, surpassing normal human standards of excellency, and reaching into Einstein like levels of intelligence. Unfortunately, subjects subjected to seven seconds also reportedly experienced signs of insanity, ranging from inexplicable anger, to phobias of unusual objects such as utensils and kitchen cleaning chemicals, to reporting seeing and talking to people or creatures that aren??t present in the room. Some exhibited suicidal tendencies. Subjects were kept around for two weeks, however, the more intelligent ones managed to escape their cells through a as-of-yet unknown method. Some of the subjects managed to located the self-destruct device in their bodies. Luckily, however, they were caught twelve miles outside of the complex, and terminated on sight.
1290: Anonymous
>>696960

Ninth Second: Subjects who stared into the SCP-001 for nine seconds reported the same symptoms as those exposed to the test subjects in the seventh second group, with the following few exceptions. The insanity was much more drastic, to the point where they could still communicate, but if the subject was left on it??s own for too long, the Subject would find a method for killing themself, even in a locked, padded room. Certain subjects also reported to having developed psycokinetic powers, ranging from foresight, to telekinesis, to pyro-kinesis. One subject reportedly almost developed a method for teleportation. However, a single attempt was made at it, and the subject??s body was never fully recovered. To this day, it is still unknown where test subject _______??s left arm and right eye are located. It is theorized that these developed powers are how test subjects _______ through _______ managed to terminate themselves in their cages.
1296: Anonymous
>>696964

Tenth Second: Every subject that exceeded ten seconds was rendered insane beyond help, and unsubduable, even with tranquilizers, and were terminated on the spot. Only subject ______ managed to remain subduable, and had only starred at SCP-001 for exactly ten seconds. The only difference in subject ______ and the nine second group, is that subject ______ still retains most of her sanity. Subject ______ also inexplicably came into the knowledge presented in document #001-b. Subject has also yet made an attempt on her own life, preferring to sit in silence in her cell. Despite all attempts to terminate subject after a week, the subject would somehow escape the termination, through various reasons. However, subject has also yet to make an attempt to escape the facility. It was decided by the Level [DATA EXPUNGED] personal to continue studying subject ______ for as long as possible. See document #001-b for more information.
1308: Anonymous
>>696968

Addendum: Those with Level 4 or higher Security Clearance should see document #001-a, #001-b, and #001-c

Document #001-a [History of SCP-001]

SCP-001 was discovered by the founder of SCP, ________ _____, when ________ found the staircase out in ____________ approximately thirty kilometers south of ____________. ________________, being a physicist, understood the dangers of the SCP-001 after staring into it for an unknown number of seconds. ________________ used the increase in intelligence to amass a small fortune, and started up the SCP foundation. The foundations secondary goal is to contain paranormal objects, both the mundane and the dangerous, for study and safekeeping. However, the primary goal of the SCP foundation has always been to protect the SCP-001 from any and all damage. However, even knowledge of the SCP-001 is highly dangerous. It is for this reason that only the Level [DATA EXPUNGED] Security Clearance Personal and the three 05 personal assigned to the case are aware of what the SCP-001 truly is. After assigning personal, the founder of the SCP facility killed himself, by planting a stick of dynamite into his mouth. It is assumed that he did this in order to lower the amount of people who knew of the SCP-001 from this planet. However, there is no official explanation for his death. The new head of the SCP foundation is [DATA EXPUNGED].
1320: Anonymous
>>696974

Document #001-b [An explanation of subject #_______ refusal to die, or escape the premises]

The following is an excerpt from an interview of subject _______, detailing her reasons for not attempting to terminate her own life, or to escape the facility.

Interviewer: ??The other subjects who were exposed to the SCP-001 all terminated their own life within a week of exposure to the SCP-001. However, you have made no attempt to do so. You have also made no attempt to escape the facility, despite the numerous attempts to terminate you, that you have countered time and time again. Would you care to explain why???

Subject _______ : ??Why haven??t I run from this shit hole you mean? It??s simple, really. It??s the same reason why I still choose to be alive actually. See, it would be easy for me to simply

[DATA EXPUNGED]

But the thing is, there??s no point. I could escape, yeah, but I have nothing outside of this place. And we only have a short amount of time left anyways. So I??d rather stay here, get food, shelter, peace of mind, and I??d certainly want to be underground by ______________ , because being on the surface when [DATA EXPUNGED] happens, well, Lets just say I have no sympathy for you.??
1332: Anonymous
SCP-001 is a machine in the center of the Earth which keeps the core running. Its builder and components are unknown, and obviously the organization isn??t in direct posession of it.
1338: Anonymous
WHATEVER IS SCP-001 WON'T BE POSTED HERE.

No self-respecting writer wants this degree of scrutiny.
1344: Anonymous
>>696977

Document #001-c [An explanation of why protection of the SCP-001 is the SCP foundations priority]

While the founder of the SCP foundation never explained the reasons to his actions for the high level of security of the SCP-001, subject #______ was able to fill in the gaps for us.

Her explanation was as follows:

??Basically, that tear, the ??ess-pee?? whatever you call it, is a tear into all the known dimensions. I have no idea who or what created it, but it was a being beyond human perception, I know that much. But anyways, that tear is dangerous. If you so much as touch the damn thing, you risk tearing that hole wider, and if you do it too much, you start to unravel reality, dream, everything. Imagine having a dream where one of the guys in your dream just starts tearing up the dream. It becomes undone, and so does everything in the dream as well. But it wouldn??t take a lot of force to actually do it either. A little kid tugging at it would be enough.

But you don??t have to worry too much about it. As it turns out, ours is the only dimension to my knowledge that is aware, or will become aware, of this tear. So you don??t have to worry about inter-dimensional protection. Just have to worry about your plain ol?? human nut-jobs. You guys can handle that, right???
1362: Anonymous
>>696984

If even a fraction of what subject ______ says is true, then it is imperative that the SCP-001 be protected at all times. Security of the SCP-001 has been since increased after hearing the explanation of subject ______ . Should this document fall outside of safe parameters, authorized usage of the other SCP keter-level objects contained in the SCP sites will be used to contain the documents. Even if it includes genocide of the human race.


(And that's the last of it.)
1368: Anonymous
WHATEVER IS SCP-001 WON'T BE POSTED HERE.

No self-respecting writer wants this degree of scrutiny.
1374: Anonymous
Suggestions to erase the ragebate which was done by the same person, probably (some of them would be SCP stuff, but not necessarly SCP-001) :

- The corpse of Neil Armstrong secretly found half-buried in the dark side of the Moon. And the corpse seems to be centuries old. (so Neil returning to Earth was an imposter/illusion/something else, whatever).

- Evidence that the Earth is in fact an electron and the Sun is a proton. Solar systems are atoms, galaxies are molecules or proteins. The universe forms an object, which is on a planet, which is an electron, which is part of an atom, etc...

- A point in space that generates complete darkness in an 8 meter radius. (like a flash light, but it does the opposite). Class ?? personnel are free to walk in and out, if they stay away from the middle. However, it is unknown if those who entered the middle survived, disappeared, or walked out without any problems. Observation of subjects entering the middle lead to no conclusion. We do not know if these people still exist, or what happened to them. We do not know if they came back to us. Exposure to this item seems to affect and confuse the brain permanently.

- a GIGANTIC dog

- Bearded woman
1386: Anonymous
WHATEVER SCP-001 IS WON'T BE POSTED HERE.

No self-respecting writer wants this degree of scrutiny.
1398: Anonymous
>>697005

No self-respecting writer would visit 4chan in the first place, let alone take interest in the SCP series, you idiot.
1404: Anonymous
SCP-001 should be the Virgin of Fatima??s Third Prophecy, written in a letter in a sealed envelope, which supposedly caused the Pope to weep for seven days when it was sent to him.

The contents of this letter, of course, led to the discovery of all other SCP objects.
1416: Anonymous
??????????File :-(, x)
>>697035

Oh please, that train of thought has been gone done so many times, it wouldn't come as a shock at all.

If you want something like that, then the SCP-001 should be the "Dreamer", the person who dreams the world we inhabit, and if he ever wakes up, we all disappear. Pic fucking related.
1422: Anonymous
what i like about 001 is that it implies that SCP was founded by a madman
1428: Anonymous
SCP-001 should be Anonymous. The cruelest fucking thing ever. That's worthy of at least one brick.
1464: Anonymous
In all honesty, the SCP-001 page would only be done justice if it was never filled in.

It should link to a 403 page, or something official and top-secret looking.

You know, the scariest thing is someone's imagination?
1476: Anonymous
SCP-001

Class: Highest

Subject ???????????????????????? found ??????????????????????????????????
?????? in a ???????? and brought it to us. ???????????????? was instantly put in a ??????????????????????????????????
?????????????????????????????? and deemed to be a hazard. SCP-001 has the power to ??????????????????????????????????
?????????????????????????????????
????? the race. We had at first thought that ??????????????????????????????????
?????????????????????????????????
?????.
it got out
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fav scp 12:
which scp series item is your favorite and why

pic not related (loleva)

for those not in the know:

http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series
29:
it really is from eva, from the director's cut of one of the final episodes. when rei self destructs eva 00, it slowly rises to standing like a puppet would if pulled by strings, compresses into her form as a halo forms around her head, then explodes.


my favorite SCPs tend to be the vague as hell ones that make me go why is your brain that way.
69: Anonymous
SCP Series: Like the holders series only called SCP Series.
81: Anonymous
Were all the SCP Entries written by /x/? As I haven't lurked here much before now, I find it hard to believe stuff that awesome could emerge from here, no offense to those of you who aren't dumbshits
99: Anonymous
Wow, for an SCP thread, there ain't a lot of SCP talk is there?
117: Anonymous
SCP? What the heck is this shit?
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SCP-001 11: Anonymous
Alright then gents, since we broke the post count limit on the last thread, let's go ahead and restart the BAWWWWWing and trolling here... SCP-001 here we go.
27: Anonymous
What was good about that 10th dimensional rip SCP-001 was that it hinted that the founder of SCP was insane and shit.
33: Anonymous
>>697040
>- Adam
>- The Tree of Eden
>- The Spear of Longinus
Sounds too EVA to me.

>- Flashlight that produces darkness
Not very epic for SCP-001
51: Anonymous
>>697059
Yeah, I know, but when that trolling faggot from the previous thread pokes his Jew-nose into this one, he'll start spewing bullshit about EPIC not having anything to do with SCP-001 and bla bla bla FUCK YOU
69: Anonymous
>>697075
We're talking SCP-001 here... if it's not epic, it won't be accepted into the SCP wiki, thereby nullifying its validity (hence the "locked until something worthy" notice on SCP-001).

HURRRR to you to Bubba.
81: Anonymous
I remember someone suggesting a reincarnation of Buddha. Sounds interesting.

Also: how about Fatima´s Third Prophecy, the one that was never revealed to the public? You know, the one that supposedly made the Pope weep for seven days after he read. It could have revealed the existence of other SCP objects, being the origin of the whole thing.
88: Anonymous
1. 001 is not necessarily the most powerful item
2. 001 is not necessarily the first item in existence
3. 001 is a genuine mindfuck

I doubt that the consensus SCP 001 will actually be agreed upon in this circus
106: Anonymous
SCP-001 is YOU.
>>697088

How's THAT for a Matrix Mindfuck?
124: Anonymous
>>697088
>I doubt that the consensus SCP 001 will actually be agreed upon in this circus
>agreed upon in this circus
>circus

Yep.
148: Anonymous
If one thing's for sure, it's that SCP-001 must not have ANYTHING to do with religions, mythology, or other popular fairytales.

It must be serious. Not something from a story made to entertain the people.
168: Anonymous
>>697122

WTF, the whole SCP series is a story made to entertain people. You mean it needs to be believable? Well, DUH.
180: Anonymous
>>697122
Obviously you haven't even READ the fucking SCP series... fucking SCP-343 IS GOD.
192: Anonymous
HOLY SHIT!
>>697099

JUST GAVE ME THE GREATEST IDEA EVER! CAPS FUCKING LOCK!


SCP-001 is the human race, and the containment is the earth and it's galaxy.
204: Anonymous
>>697135
Yeah. SCP-343 is fucking GOD, so all those dumb attempts to make 001 epic are, well, misguided.

In b4 tesla shitstorm
216: Anonymous
SCP-001 is a mirror. That's it.
240: Anonymous
>>697135

SCPs aren't written and supervised by the greatest minds of this world.

Some of them are fail, and some are good.
270: Anonymous
Why don't we remove SCP-GODLOL, and ban anyone who attempts to use a monotheistic deity as an SCP?
474: Anonymous
>>697137
That's a decent idea.

What if Tesla is the SCP Commander and his "Wall of Light" was SCP-001 , as it would have been the first one found (due to the fact he made it himself)
528: Anonymous
SCP-001 links to the SCP Wiki homepage.

Recursion, and real life mind fuck.
534: Anonymous
SCP-001

Euclid

Containment:

A small blue planet in the Sol System.

Description:

Mostly Harmless.
558: Anonymous
>>697282
>>697279
I would support this as SCP-001 under the premise that too many people take this stuff too seriously, perpetuating the fallacy that the internet is serious business.
678: Anonymous
History of 001:

001 was discovered by Cortez in Tenochtitlan in 1518. Upon witnessing it at work under the guidance of a group of Aztec priests, Cortez ordered all priests who knew of the object killed. Some say that this was the beginning of the SCP.
The object was then dismantled and shipped in several galleons to Spain. Unable to correctly reassemble the object, 001 was sent to the royal treasury, where it rested without interference for nearly four hundred years.
684: Anonymous
>>697410
After the Spanish Revolution, Franco's government was pressured by Germany to offer some tribute as thanks for Nazi assistance during the war. Spanish archivists identified 001 as the least valuable unique object in the treasury vaults out of nearly 900, which is how it first came to be called 001. Completely coincidentally, this code number was continued in SCP.
The object was shipped to Berlin from Barcelona. A Nazi loyalist professor of engineering was tasked to the investigation of the object, as several Nazi officials knew of Hitler's taste in the esoteric and hoped to use the object to win favors discreetly.
696: Anonymous
>>697414
This object was transferred to Wright-Patterson Airforce Base in Dayton, Ohio, where the US Signal Corps began reverse-engineering what they assumed to be a German design.
At around 1960, the machine was discovered to be of Aztec origin. In ten years, the operating system of the mechanical intelligence was switched to a still-surviving tribal language from Mexico.
The machine proven to be a mechanical intelligence. As it was fed an increasing amount of data concerning the Cold War, it began to advise national security strategies. Very few of its recommendations were even archived, but those that were proved to be incredibly prescient. The rough architecture of the Reagan stance against the USSR was predicted by 001.
In 1993, military officials opened up the investigation into 001 to a small group of computer science and Mexican anthropology scholars. After the development of the 1421 hypothesis, one of the anthropologists authored an essay to the government suggesting that Chinese sailors in Mexico.
After consulting with several Chinese historians, a group authored a second paper to the director of SCP detailing the history of 001. The object was the product of academics in the Zhang treasure fleet and Aztec astronomers. The degreeing levels of metallurgy suggest that the computer evolved over generations to its current state.
The US Air Force constructed a copy of 001 and, with the advise of a group of computational linguists, remodelled 001 to write in English.
This machine demonstrated greater-than-human intelligence. It began persuading base employees to construct a more advanced, even greater version of itself within days. After two weeks, the brainwashed employees of hanger 18 were shot in a raid on the hanger
END
714: Anonymous
SCP-001

Containment: the keepers

SCP-001 is a series Of items that when joined together will spell certain doom.


i can't gt banned for that can i?

i thought of something original, but it sounded too much like the keepers..so i figurd you guys woulden't like it anyway
726: Anonymous
>>697422
Do you think I have a chance of actually becoming 001 if I write it out in SCP format?
732: Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>697410
>>697413
>>697414
>>697416

Very good ideas, let's run with these and see what we can make of it. Suggestions/improvements.

"Deus Ex Machina"

Item#: SCP-001

Class: N/A. SCP-001 predates all classification nomenclature. Furthermore, circumstances of various nature have produced markedly different obvservable characteristics in the object's "behaviour", particularly during stages of recostruction or duplication (see SCP-001: History).

Special Containmet procedures: Under no circumstaces should any constituent component of SCP-001 be permanently terminated. As an integrated, perpetually drivenn quasi-mechanical system, the risk of cataclysmic behavioural re-alignment (paricularly in its current state)are far too great. In the possibility of a catastrophic failure of control, containment vault of SCP-001 is to be flooded with the phenol formaldehyde cocktail.

HELP US MAKE THIS EPIC
738: Anonymous
Well, while you guys were arguing, I came up with a history of the SCP organisation. Tell me what you think:

The earliest form of the organisation is believed to have been established during the reign of George I of Britain, created by one of the King’s ministers a means of investigating supposed witchcraft and demonry around the English countryside. It was comprised of the greatest scientific minds of the period, all focused solely upon advancing human knowledge of paranormal phenomenon. Even in its infancy, the organisation was dedicated to preserving absolute secrecy of its operations, ranging from simple investigations to the capture of artifacts. Over time, the organisation became exceedingly specialized on the preservation and study of artifacts to the point that the other functions of the organisation were halted. No cataloguing system was in place at this time.
750: Anonymous
>>697514
Following the end of WWII and in the infancy of the Cold War, the Truman administration requested that all artifacts be recovered and operations to resume. Unfortunately, only 12 of the original 34 were ever recovered. It was also at this time that the organisation was reborn as the non-government entity it is today, due to a fear of government exploitation of paranormal artifacts. Major strides in archealogy, the sciences and communication had also presented a new problem; many newer artifacts were being discovered, some with properties never before encountered. Special containment procedures were required and thus, the SCP catalogue was born. The SCP catalogue now serves as the backbone of the organisation’s research efforts, starting with SCP 001 which was first inducted into the catalogue on May 29th, 1962. In 1981, the Holter Doctrine was drafted, proposing that the organisation reveal itself to key members of the world community. It was felt that international relations among scientists would aid in the process of research and the discovery of new artifacts. Today, scientsts from more than 30 countries participate in research at the facility, operating in absolute secrecy. In its current form, the organisation represents the pinnacle of human knowledge and existence, yet it also represents its limitations and the insignificance of the human race.
756: Anonymous
SCP-001

Class: Highest

Subject ???????????????????????? found ??????????????????????????????????
?????? in a ???????? and brought it to us. ???????????????? was instantly put in a ????????????????????????? and deemed to be a hazard. SCP-001 has the power to ??????????????????????????????????
?????????????????????????????????
????? the race. We had at first thought that ??????????????????????????????????
?????????????????????????????????
?????.
it got out
768: Anonymous
>>697492
How about:

Item#: SCP-001

Class: N/A. SCP-001 predates all classification nomenclature. Under no condition is SCP-001 to be modified to produce any contemporary language. SCP-001 is under no condition to be interpreted in anything other than Nahuatl. The documents produced by SCP-001 may only be observed by linguists cleared by Commander ____________. Under no conditions will linguists recieve permission to respond to SCP-001. Linguists in contact with SCP-001 are under Metronome-class containment. If any linguists are suspected of collaborating with SCP-001, the entire crew is to be shot on site without warning or negotiation. Consider them infected. Collaboration includes the removal of writing utensils from work-stations, posession of simple machines, contact with electronics, abacus-like interaction with any set of objects, or the posession of pencil or paper. For the full listing of prohibited actions, consult the master Metronome-class containment guide.
All messages given to SCP-001 must be directly authorized by ________ and Professor _________, as well as undersigned by a representative of the Department of ____________. Under no condition are any messages from or coding for SCP-001 exempt from incineration. The authority for special intervention to preserve messages from SCP-001 is reserved for Commander _____________.
780: Anonymous
SCP-001

Class: Highest

Subject phone found in a bedroom and brought it to us. Phone was instantly put in a cradle and deemed to be a hazard. SCP-001 has the power to confuse the race. We had at first thought that it was ur honey's parents but they are ded.
Who was phone?
786: Anonymous
>>697553
I think 1 should have the person writing it totally lose their professionalism. It should be like "Subject SCP-001 is here it's watching me oh god why won't it stop please just contain it somehow"
816: Anonymous
>>697510
Tips:
1. Instead of saying "the greatest minds of the period", you should make up some fake names. Leave room for people to build on to the history.
2. You're using third-person voice here. Aren't most SCP documents in second person or in internal-memo style? It makes little sense to me that SCP would have some outside historian recording this stuff.
3. I like your idea of the early stages. Chances are that any paranormal team would start by combatting outbreaks without making any attempt to organize or archive.
4. I know you want to keep it spooky, but you should give us a location for the 1769 incident, or some casualty count, or something that makes it more real.

...more to come.
834: Anonymous
>>697519
8. I think you end on too much of a touchy-feely kumbaya note. Why should people take reasonable, cautious measures to make sure that these artifacts are handled responsibly? If anything, being around this shit would make you into a supremely insane person who couldn't possibly be called upon to formulate an intternational agreement.

In short, I think that the history of SCP should be scary. These objects should perpetually be on the brink of destroying humanity. We should only be saving ourselves by the skin of our teeth.
852: Anonymous
I say SCP-001 Be the Necromicon or a Cthulhu minion or something.
Make it epic in ways people can learn.
858: Anonymous
>>697678
I know there is an SCP related to Cthulhu, but that would help link the series together...
If you want to reject this, I say we make SCP-001 a super item or a certain control panel that would contain info of the origins of the SCP artifacts, locations, and possibly make it able to control/disable the items.
870: Anonymous
Founder of the SCP, gone mad from years worth of incomprehensible shit he's had to deal with. Now has the powers of the god. A deeply insane god. Creates and destroys worlds, huddled in the corner of the cell, drooling on himself, laughing.
882: Anonymous
>>697492

SCP-001 History file; Recent activity
Date: 9-11-01
Location: Emma E. Booker Elementary School, Sarasota, Florida.

Excerpt:
As follows is the exchange between American Presidet George W. Bush and Andrew Card, White House Chief of Staff, at 0905 hours.

Card: Mr President, we have lost control of Innocence. Her last action was to sieze communications.

9-11-01; 0814 hours. 14 hours following the 2nd Wright-Patterson purge, an emergency executive order declared by the SCP director saw SCP-001's vault placed in a state of bakelite stasis. In the 3~4 minutes duration in which this order was executed, Innocence was able to sieze control of 4 commercial airliners (the mechanisms by which Innocence is able to exert force over biological and mechanical systems is still not fully understood, nor is Her selective interest is doig so). Possibly as an act of retaliation against Her captors (see SCP Universal Psychiatric assessment: Dr Breyer), Innocence proceeded to program either the flight computers (or the pilots) for an intercept course for the following targets: World Trade centers (North and South), Pentagon, US Capitol building.
888: Anonymous
>>697713

0815 hours: Innocence's computational capacity at 60%. Global microwave repeater stations and geostationary satellites are temporarily siezed. Whilst the 99% of these were brought back under the Administration's cotrol within 24 hours, it is not known whether memetic programs remain in core systems.

0816 hours: Computational capacity at 14%. Innocence indiscriminately distributes Seeds of Thanatos. A large proportion of Earth's population are thought to be infected, though the degree to which is impossible to ascertain. The number is thought to be significant enough to execute the Last Wish of Innocence (see SCP-001: the Last Wish of Innocence; and Dr Breyer's Logs).

0817: Innocence's computational capacity at 0.002% following a further flooding of the Vault with liquid helium. Communications in the US revert to the control of the Administration.

These events are catalogued as they are the only remaining events directly attributable to the loss of Innocence. Extraneous programs lingering elsewhere remain unknown, as are the events of the past 7 years which may or may not be the known as Her doing.

Moar coming.
918: Anonymous
SCP 001- an item of some description which seeks out other SCP worthy phenomena. Hints of the object being empowered by some benevolent and incredibly powerful being/ beings attempting to delay the inevitable destruction of the Earth who for reasons unknown cannot intervene directly.

Also, 'God' is not an SCP- it's a man who seems to be omniscient, claims to have created the universe and has been nicknamed 'God' by the staff. Hence the very deliberate quotation marks the writer put there so people wouldn't have these kind of bitch fits.

Read the fucking article.
930: Anonymous
>>697714

Self bump.Also, writing style of the SCP series has become stagnant and un-mindfuck like. Too much effort goes into scientific/technical wording. What made the first SCP great was how much it subtly left to the reader's imagination (and how closely the image worked with the text).
I was working on the Breyer trascripts, but then I realised I was trying to be Ghost in the shell, and subsequently scrapped it. Will attempt something different tomorrow.
936: Anonymous
>>698661
>Too much effort goes into scientific/technical wording. What made the first SCP great was how much it subtly left to the reader's imagination

I think I agree with anon, but I also disagree. What I see in most boring SCPs is a style that just blacks out everything. Imagination is what makes a mindfuck, but imagination has to have something to latch onto.

I think that some specifics are necessary to really illicit terror. They shouldn't be a scientific explanation of the object, because that removes the unknown, but maybe the history of the object instead. For example, if someone wanted to make an SCP that was a sentient particle accelerator, you would just describe a few towns that it had destroyed, and the effects that it had there. That way, the object's true mechanics are still veiled, but it's power is revealed.

I think the worst kind of SCP is one like>>697521, which blacks out so much that it's boring.
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Anonymous
i wroted me an possible candidate for the SCP-001 , who do i send that shit too?
14: Anonymous
the scp wiki.
google it.
join scp wiki
make proposal somehow i think there is an interface for submission
26: Anonymous
http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/Main_Page
62: Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
hows this:

SCP-001
Class: Keter
Subject name: Earth

SCP-001 is a highly dangerous specimen. SCP-001 can only be accessed by means of elevators 2-4 on the S5 level. Only Security Class AA personnel are allowed to S0 level, where the specimen can be found.

Notes: SCP-001 is a highly volatile specimen, and must not be woken. Personnel may study SCP-001 from a distance of 1.5 miles, with robot apparatuses and powerful telescopes. It is important that excavation team 4 must make sure that at all times the crust above SCP-001 is at least 10km thick. Old crust that was placed on SCP-001 need to be exchanged on a 30 year basis, as to expel the sweat, blood, pus and saliva that creates an unsafe living condition. It is unknown where SCP-001 came from, nor is it known when the specimen will ever wake up.
68: Anonymous
This is in no fucking way SCP-001 worthy.
86: Anonymous
Sorry, newXfag here over from /b/ as I wanted to read something that wasn't crappypasta.

Are these SCP-XXX things "The objects that should never come together"?
93:
>>697833
Nah, those are the Holder's items. SCP is a government containment program. It's just government papers and forms detailing how to contain and maintain paranormal objects. It's always been my favorite.
105: Anonymous
>>697833
Yes and no.

Yes, some SCPs are 'Objects' and

No, this isn't something that's going to be fagged up by repetitive bullshit.

Read up here: http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/Main_Page
111: Anonymous
So, does anybody know what exactly SCP stands for?
117: Anonymous
>>697840

Yeah im reading the SCP-Wiki now, they're interesting... I thought it might have been like government papers on these things they've begun to collect for safety.

Something you guys might like which is along the same lines is "A colder War"

http://www.infinityplus.co.uk/stories/colderwar.htm
147: Anonymous
>>697871
SCP-173
171: Anonymous
http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-463

HAH!
I enjoy!
177: Anonymous
SCP 016 Sucks ass, someone fix it or dismember it.
225: Anonymous
>>698135
Already is a god.

http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-343
237: Anonymous
http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-777

My favorite one.

Simply because: "We set the game up again; however [P-317001] rolled the triangle and died, injuring three other personnel in the resulting explosion. Full body armor is recommended in further experiments for additional personnel. "

He died playing poker. What an awesome SCP.
249: Anonymous
http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-126

LOL
Clever anon...

She doesn't exist.
Very clever.
275: Anonymous
I propose that SCP-001 be the "administrator" of the SCP facilities. Write him up to be a mysterious entity although human seeming in appearance is clearly not. access to SCP-001 is restricted to only a handful of personnel. The reason he is the administrator is unclear but unquestioned.
281: Anonymous
Why does SCP-001 have to be the most brick shitting one? Should SCP-Zero be the best?

Also, What if the conglomeration of all the other SCPs make up the first SCP, like a sort of HIVEMIND of brick shitting objects. You could say that the building in which it was housed broke up SCP-Zero because it was too dangerous as a single entity.

Sorta like a SCP-Voltron.
287: Anonymous
FUCK ALL OF YOU MOTHERFUCKING NEWFAG FAGGOTS (lol, redundancy)

TESLA'S REALITY-FUCKING MACHINE = SCP-001
293: Anonymous
I think SCP-001 should never be written, but there should be some sort of audio transcript or some documents written to go along with it. It should be a member of the staff that was in the containment chamber for SCP-001 trying to record a SCP file on a microcassette while SCP is going hyper-fucknut crazy.

Uber win for someone who actually records this.
317: Anonymous
>>699071
Your dick is SCP-001, because it is dangerously tiny.
347: Anonymous
>>699131

In the SCP series. A femi-nazi statue
359: Anonymous
I accidentally SCP-001... should I be scared?
365: Anonymous
>>699165
You did WHAT? You accidentally SCP-001?

You fool! You'll doom us all! Quickly, execute Emergency Containment Procedure Plan Foxtrot-Whiskey-779.11b!
383: Anonymous
SCP-001 : humans
containment protocol : earth

oh ! then who has been containing these items ?
455: Anonymous
>>699567
Sooo anyone here ever read that one scp about the thing, you know the one I mean.
473: Anonymous
why hasn't anyone made an SCP about a Rubik's Cube that shifts the area around it in accordance to its configuration?
491: Anonymous
>>699666
SCP-667 has escaped containment, Authorized use of Class 3 Bio-Weapons
497: Anonymous
ITT nobody knows what SCP means...
509: SCP 173 510:
hay guys I finally got a myspace
http://www.myspace.com/scp173 check me out haaaayyy
522: Anonymous
I still think the SCP series needs a regular person that is an SCP but doesn't know he's an SCP. Like maybe during experimentation, an agent was accidentally exposed to any one of the various lethal SCPs, but survived and completely recovered in quarantine, and no one knows why...
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Anonymous
Taken from SCP-075, Acid Snail

>shut down the area and sterilize it with either fire

Even the SCP's are killing with fire now!
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>>697962
oh wow, did you call the SCP agency?
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Anonymous
Whats your favourite SCP and why?
Who admits to having created a few?
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Anonymous
SCP-001 = large hadron collider.

Picture unrelated.
50: Anonymous
SCP-001 was the establishment of a collection of SCP objects.
56: Anonymous
ok... what are the scp's, meaning are they fake or what?
62: Anonymous
>SCP-001 should be the Holders.

Die.
68: Anonymous
>>700213
Seconded
SCP-001 should be some malevolent creature. A rogue angel, an infant of a species known to devour planets, an Oracle that predicts cataclsmic events and then causes them.
74: Anonymous
the biggest mindfuck ever:

there is no SCP-001.
80: Anonymous
>>700295
Or it's some sort of temporal loop that causes all SCPs and the Organization to have never existed
92: Anonymous
how about the former lead researcher of the scps? he experimented with a bunch of them before the safety protocols were put in place, and the result has left him and his mind twisted... throw in some creepy, apocalyptic powers and a ridiculous containment protocol and youre done
98: Anonymous
>>700344

if that's not good enough... then make scp-001 some sort of fantastic artifact that bonded with an scp scientist, by his own will, giving him god-like powers, so the organization had to restrain him, and now contains him... could be one of the earliest purposes of the organization, just make sure that the scp-001 doesn't get out
152: Anonymous
Dreamer postfag here.
Thank you very much.:D
I was thinking that the other scp's pointed to him. Like the bottled esp, or the prophetic dream. Or if the head of the scp have known about him for some time. I know its lame, but the God scp could also identify the man or something. as scp 001 all the scp's should be able to have something to do with the dreamer.
176: Anonymous
SCP001 should be the missing link darwin was looking for. If found the world would go to shit because religion cant cover up any more of their shit.
182: Anonymous
>>700373
I...ah, would very much like to write that. A lot of ideas are bouncing around in my head right now...however I've never written an SCP so maybe it won't be 001 worthy. Will post once done and let you guys go at it.
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>>700144
Nominating Tesla himself as SCP-001
396: Anonymous
he was a genius did u know that he invented electircity? also he had a death lazer tha tworked but the government destryed because they were in a period of military buildup andhad no use for superweapons. CONSPIRACY??? alsp i don't know if u guys heard but he had a a earthquake machine and even tho mythbusters built acopy and it didnt work im sure this is just bcause the CONSPIRACY???
Bcause tesla was such a cool guy and made a thosand things that all worked exactly like he said they would every time and he never lied hes probably alive today as a zombie.
OMG we should make heim scp 001!!!
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SCP
20: Anonymous
>SCP
>CP
32: Anonymous
>>700231
it's been archived. Strangely, from /b/.

Moar SCP
http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series
38: Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Item #: SCP-173

Object class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
56: Anonymous
Fuck your SCP- go to the source. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L34U3rSQF0w
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Anonymous
SCP-001 Data File:
SCP Universal Psychiatric assessment #24201
Subject: Dr Milton Breyer
Interviewer: C. R. Armitage

All assessments are carried out in the interest and safety of all personnel. It is your duty to answer all questions, no matter how seemingly irrelevant, to the best of your ability and clarity. Participants are encouraged to ignore their interviews are under scrutiny.

Armitage: The consistency of your account will be one of the bases upon which your final review will be based. Do you understand?

Breyer: Yes, of course.

Armitage: Very well, let's begin. Tell us how the object came into being.

Breyer: Ah, but that implies the cause of its construction is identical to those of the other SCPs. You see, Agent, that it was this very object that brought every other SCP into existence.

Comment too long. Clickhereto view the full text.
20: Anonymous
Dialogues?
In SCP?
Huh.
38: Anonymous
SCP-001 should be a man, a normal man, whut a tweest!
56: Anonymous
SCP-001 History file; The Loss of Innocence
Date: 9-11-01
Location: Emma E. Booker Elementary School, Sarasota, Florida.

Excerpt:
As follows is the exchange between American Presidet George W. Bush and Andrew Card, White House Chief of Staff, at 0905 hours.

Card: Mr President, we have lost control of Innocence.
Bush:(Silent. Continues to read for 20 minutes)
68: Anonymous
what's scp-001?
86: Anonymous
>>700370
SCP-001 should not be identified. If you were planning on doing a transcript to go along with SCP-001's absence, you shouldn't have told us what it is.
94:
WTF is this shit? SCP-001 should be super-vague.
100: Anonymous
>>701407
Ok then.

SCP-001 is a white... thing... it's pretty big, and pretty heavy... and it does stuff...
106: Anonymous
Fuck yeah! Innocence! The original timeline is here:
http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-001/Proposal:Thomas1617
This is the best idea for 001 yet! (not samefag, not troll)
112: Anonymous
>>701407
SCP#001
____________________________________________________________________________________________________
__________if_______________________________________________________.
______________________________jolly pirate___________________________________________________________Ackbar_____________________________
_______________.
119:
>>701409
You forgot [EXPUNGED]

I always figured the reverse entropy [EXPUNGED] would have made a good SCP-001.

Anyway, this reads more like an excerpt from some New Age show on cable access than classified secrets.
204: Anonymous
>>701500
I can't decide if this is 10/10 trolling or 0/10 newfaggotry. Either way, don't let this douche into the SCP series.
235: Anonymous
??????????File :-(, x)
Here's my SCP for your consideration.
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Anonymous
Sup /x/,

What's this SCP-001 stuff that I keep seeing people mention? Obviously no one really knows what it IS, but where did the whole thing come from?

Also, yes, I'm a /x/ newfag.
20: Anonymous
>>701183
An SCP an obviously fake and slightly corny document?
Wow, I'm fucking amazed.
38: Anonymous
The SCP series started as a simple one off bit of creepy pasta about that weird sculpture and it was based on the angels from an episode of the new series of doctor who, the angels that cant move as long as you are looking at them.

Then people decided to fag it up by making more.
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Anonymous
SCP-001 Data File #24
CONFIDENTIAL
Data Medium: Microcassette


Notes: Microcassette recovered from containment chamber #001 on Level A1 after SCP-001 was directly contacted with upon its arrival. Experiment procedure #62A was carried out at 0800 hours on Saturday, xxxxxxxxxx. Contact team 3 arrived early and set up necessary apparatuses for said experiment. Upon contact SCP-001 became quickly unstable, resulting in the termination of the entire crew and surrounding technicians within a 50-foot radius, regardless of wall thickness or surrounding faraday cages. Power outage occurred at 0830, resulting in loss of visual and audio recording.

Cassette starts at 13:53.

Unknown scientist: “SCP-001 has just arrived, at 0730, and we are prepping the chamber for, uh, our habitual experiment. *coughs*. I have to note that we all feel a little uneasy about the experiment, as we all know what happened last night when we lost Beta wing to the arrival of SCP-698. There is a sort of pall over the room today, and there is minimal to no talking at all. We’ve never been this professional. Heh. We’re used to it by now."
14: Anonymous
(Scraping, metallic clang)

“We now have the specimen in the larger of the two faraday cages, and are hooking up auxiliary power to the computer system.”

(Humming noises, fans picking up speed)

“First off I want to tell you what this thing looks like. I know that I will be terminated if they find this tape, but still, god… It’s fantastic. It’s about four feet in diameter, and the whole thing seems to be moving in-

(Tape slows down, pitch in voice begins to modulate. Unknown cause)

“-a strange way. It’s as if there is an ocean across its surface, and *sniff* it looks like I can see all the ripples, and wav-“

(Loud crash, followed by muffle screams)

“…what the…”

(Sounds of scraping metal fill the air and bursts of static interrupt the speaker)

“OH MY…GOD OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD… HOLY FUCKING SHIT *sobbing* SOMEBODY HEL… US! IT’S GROWING… GRO… I CAN SEE… ED… UC… HEL…”

(Whirring sound is heard, followed by a huge exhalation of what sounds like a breath. Screams in the background stop abruptly, and a clatter is loudly heard)

END OF TAPE

NOTES: When clearance was finally given and the quarantine lifted, the chamber was filled with a thin layer of iron filings, and sulfur. The dead were collected and autopsy reports found their stomachs full of bakelite.

SCP-001 remains in the same chamber, but the room is still under quarantine. No further testing must be done until a safe method is applied.
68: Anonymous
bumb for scp-awesome
74: Anonymous
>>701553
sage for scp-fuck you
116: Anonymous
Instead of writing a SCP-001, there should be more of these documents instead.

Win.
134: Anonymous
>>701568
Better idea, sage-bomb another thread, perhaps one about god or something. this shit is pretty interesting, and the SCP series isnt really reposted on this shitty site every fucking day.
257: Anonymous
Fuck your sage and bump war. What about the SCP?
263: Anonymous
Howbout we knock off the fucking bumping and sageing to talk about the fucking SCP?
269: Anonymous
>>701613
The first letter of SCP? S.

The first letter of sage? S.

I think you see where I'm going with this.
311: Anonymous
>>701622
Yeah, SCP-001 looks pretty fucking scary when you try to imagine what it is and how it killed people. I think this shit is awesome. Moar security documents/transcripts about SCP-001.

Also, I suggest SCP-ZERO be the best SCP.
337: Anonymous
I'm more interested in SCP-579.
343: Anonymous
>>701710
And SCP-667
355: Anonymous
Item #: SCP-037

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedure: SCP-037 is kept in place via its own gravitational pull. The room it sits in is made of one foot thick heat-proof glass. Should heat-proof glass break or crack, the emergency system will put a thinner second layer into place until it is repaired. Those repairing the glass should wear light clothing, such as shorts and a t-shirt to avoid heat stroke.

Description: Artifact was found in ????????????, Sweden in 19?? hovering above a small cottage. The owners of the cottage had been complaining that their neighbor's lights were always on and it was too bright out at night. The neighbors, however, had moved out months ago and the house no longer had electricity. Upon arrival, agents found the origin of the light was a small star. After some trial and error, it was safely brought to Site 23.

SCP-037 is a star exactly two inches in diameter with the same properties as our sun. It emits one billionth the amount of light the sun emits. It is not known how old the star is currently, but agents are advised to destroy it with ??????? should it turn into a red giant. Its origin is now thought to be a result of a hadron experiment somewhere in Europe.

The artifact is currently not accessible to any agent without at least Level 3 clearance (See Document #82-3.)

Document #82-3: It has come to my attention that some attendants have been toying with SCP-037. The glass floor leading to SCP-038 is now covered in burnt marshmallow, tanning oil and various amounts of ash from burnt objects. I am now forced to bar access to all attendants who do not have Level 3 clearance.
- Dr. Klein
367: Anonymous
I personally think there are too many satan SCP, they need to get rid of all but one, or at the very least, link them together.
380: Anonymous
>>701468
Not SCP-001 worthy. It's good but not that good.
387:
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series
423: Anonymous
Even if people keep making SCPs not worthy of 001, most of them are still worthy of being an SCP. So just submit it as an SCP of some number not used, then people will determine from there whether it should be moved to one.
429: Anonymous
Personally, I think the Word Eater should have been SCP-001.
455: Anonymous
SCP-001 is the documents and other data that led to the creation of the SCP Project. I will say no more on this matter, save that the documents are more disturbing than the Al-Azif or any occultnik bricabrac.
461: Anonymous
>>703130Not WORLD eater, WORD eater

Item #: SCP-824

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: The fortified walls around SCP-824 are designed to be entirely soundproof. Entering the chamber requires no special bodily protection, beyond the necessary earmuffs and goggles. Absolute silence is required when within the room. The first, larger sealing door must always be firmly closed before the second inner door is opened to the word eater's chamber. Silence must again be specially enforced in the brief moments when the chamber door is opened. SCP-824 must never be allowed to hear any sound beyond that of foot steps of the creaks of the doors. Those admitted must avoid direct eye contact with SCP-824, and will be briefed beforehand on how best to clear the mind of thought.

Description: First encountered in a disused [DATA EXPUNGED] in Southern Ireland, currently located in the British Isles facility to prevent unnecessary exposure to knowledge during transportation. SCP-824 biologically resembles a male of at least 80 years of age, and although apparently feeble and weak, proved incredibly physically resilient. Designated 'The Word Eater' soon after it's incarceration and discovery of it's capabilities. SCP-824 was accidentally fed with a large amount of sustenance upon it's recovery. It's malevolent ability was not fully understood until a large amount of information was already consumed and irrevocably lost. It remains in it's chamber willingly, and has not made any attempt to knowingly harm anyone that enters. SCP-824 does not appear to age or sicken, regardless of it's lack of sustenance in recent years.
467: Anonymous
>>703149

SCP-824 will consume any minor mumbling or sound without obvious effect. Making direct eye contact with SCP-824 will result in immediate consumption of surface thoughts, and total loss of the memories related to them. SCP-824 is contained to prevent it's continuing consumption of the worlds finite amount of words. The empty volumes discovered in subjects original location contained many countless phrases and language fragments that are now irrevocably and retroactively missing from the collective consciousness. The Word Eater obtaining an item as simple as a modern dictionary would prove universally devastating.
491: Anonymous
>>703157
tem #: SCP-566

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: See note #566-04.

Description: See note #566-04.

Note #566-04: (Administrator ?????? ??????????) SCP-219 seems to be erasing virtually all memories and records associated with it. Although we've experienced similar effects with SCP-??? and SCP-???, in this case we've lost three personnel, who have walked into the middle of an empty room on floor ??, which I believe to be SCP-219's containment chamber. This, along with other incidents we don't know about, makes this situation far more dire than a simple nuisance. To ensure safety until a way to research SCP-219 is developed, I elect that a purely clockwork machination be built to enact security and upkeep procedures, at least as soon as anyone can remember what those procedures are.

Note #566-13: (Administrator ????????) If anyone has any research notes or belongings of "Administrator ?????? ??????????", report them to me, along with any information on who exactly ?????? was.

Note #566-18: A recently discovered carved marble slab indicates that this object was once contained at SCP Site A113. However, no record of such a site exists.
497: Anonymous
>>703174
I lol'd when I realized there is no SCP-219
503: Anonymous
>>703171
Assuming, of course, you remember how to breathe...

The thing is, he retroactively removes all language and all memories from everyone of every word he's learned, and that knowledge is forever lost. Sure, there's a chance you'll be able to learn after he's through mind-raping you, but then he'll just take THOSE words that you've learned. If he got his hands on a dictionary...What are the chances humanity could remake a language, when they can't even remake a fire? Especially considering the human race as it is today.

Not to mention, the other SCP's would get escape as well if he removed knowledge of their existence. Some poor bastard opens up the door to 684, and that thing escapes and lets all the others out...It would just be a huge clusterfuck ending in humanities death.
509: Anonymous
>>703194
Well I think you took it further than the SCP document did.

It says
>>Making direct eye contact with SCP-824 will result in immediate consumption of surface thoughts, and total loss of the memories related to them.
>>SURFACE

So it's only whatever is on your mind right then. So suppose your thinking "ah, my wife is gonna be mad about XXXX"

Well, you would forget about whatever you did, and all about your wife. But you wouldn't just become a drooling vegetable.
515: Anonymous
>>703203
Meh, maybe. But those last few sentences...
>"The empty volumes discovered in subjects original location contained many countless phrases and language fragments that are now irrevocably and retroactively missing from the collective consciousness. The Word Eater obtaining an item as simple as a modern dictionary would prove universally devastating."
It's like the opposite of SCP-300.
527: Anonymous
>>703210
Yea, but it seems like an easy SCP to contain, and keeping books away from him shouldn't be too hard.
533: Anonymous
I'm new to /x/, so is there some kind of back story to SCP?
557: Anonymous
simple solution:
1. we send Deadpool to fight SCP-824.
2. fucker wont stop talking, SCP-824 will overload.
3. ????
4. profit!
569: Anonymous
i believe SCP-001 should be lost, or have as little information as possible.
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It's SCP-001 again! 11: Anonymous
Item# : SCP-001

Object class : safe/keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-001 is to be contained in a vacuum within a think layer of air followed by an external layer of ozone retained by SCP-001's own gravitational field. All personnel are allowed to enter SCP-001's atmosphere and its surface. However, under no circumstances should any personnel under security level 4 have access to SCP-001's core section. The organisms on its surface must be observed constantly by the various members of the SCP team. Any anormal behavior must be reported immidiately to level 4 personnel. Any personnel below level 4 must be born and raised on SCP-001, and unaware of level 4 personnel's origin.

Description : SCP-001 is a massive oblate sphere covered with randomly-shaped plates and a significant amount of water. The plates move at a speed of 2 to 7 centimeters after every revolution. SCP-001 is currently known as the only extra-terrestrial planet where life has been found. The natural organisms of SCP-001 are extremely varied in both shapes and intellect. SCP-001's core section is under observation by our best scientists... (continue. I ran out of ideas)

That's my base idea. I'm a horrible writer so you can sexify/improve and finish the story. I also suggest that we should stop looking for SCP-001 and just write other cool SCPs.
15: Anonymous
>>701857
SCP-001 can't be anything except mediocre. All those attempts are in vain because we would need something that goes beyond our understanding.

It can't be a powerful monster
It can't be some object that kills
It can't be an object that fucks the laws of reality
It can't be a lucky charm
It can't be God or Adam (way too cliche and childish)
It can't be a little girl with black hair
It can't be anything we could think of
51: Anonymous
Could someone answer me a few question which this SCP-series has awoken?

First, what exactly does this "Object class" mean, and are there others than safe, keter and euclid? And if I'd ever like to write one should I post it directly to the SCP-wiki or put it somewhere else to be judged appropriate/inappropriate for the wiki? And if I want to make one, am I free to choose whatever number hasn't been used yet?
63: Anonymous
If you ask me, the Word Eater would have been a good choice as SCP-001. Shame he's already SCP-824.
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Anonymous
SCP-XXX

Remains of Tesla

Object Class: Safe/Keter

Special Containment Procedures:

subject is to be kept in an 8'x8' white room that is constantly illuminated. Any number of persons may be admitted into the quarters though it is advised that no more than one person at a time be allowed in as the subject becomes at first shy, then hostile. Subject seems to be able to sustain itself without nutrition. no further special procedures must be taken

Description:

About eight feet tall, same skeletal structure as that of a full grown male human. Skin is pale and ashen. Eyes are golden with no pupil, though is still clearly able to see. Facial structure is the same as a Human, though no visible holes. Only Hair it appears to posses is about 3 feet in length, grey. growing from it's scalp. Only other difference were two incisors instead of one for both rows of teeth. Found in an abandoned tenant in XXXXXX,XXXXXX, on August XX,19XX, Subject was found to be manipulation the physics various small objects within a five foot diameter of itself, though seemingly unable to manipulate it's own physics. Peacefully accepted capture and transportation. Showed no Subject displayed no hostilities until ------. Appears to be hostile towards large groups of people. Uses the same physic defying ability on it's targets to viscously reduce them to a singularity, as was observed. Subject remained hostile until there were only a fraction of the original observers remained, then returned to a docile state. No violent actions were taken against the being for fear it could cause a large physical rift which could destroy more then a few lives. Subject is now contained under XXXXX under constant watch for any change in nature.
14: Anonymous
Document #214-A
After several months of constant survey, on December XX, 19XX the being created what we believe to be a writing implement and a sort of paper. Began to write continuously and ended after two weeks of observed writing. After having completed what it was doing, subject slipped it's paper under the door. Paper was found to be the schematics for an Anti-Material weapon using current technology. Weapon is still being developed, though progress is being made, and strangely enough, at the same pace as the being had calculated. Some of the researchers have begun to call it "Tesla", after the physicist Nikola Tesla. hat these observations reveal is 1. The being is highly aware of it's surroundings and current time. 2. the being is highly intelligent, it's power is not innately used, but something it can control. 3. The being is held willingly; the creature could have escaped long ago if it was able to destroy matter, or at least compress it (as was observed during the initial observations).

Document #214-B
June XX,20XX - Subject has given man blueprints since the first one back in 19XX. It is obvious how dangerous this being has become. Not only for it's power, but for it's intelligence and willingness to give out information on destructively weaponry. All blueprints after 02X are to be incinerated by Class D personnel and then executed. We've yet to discover if it is neutral or our friend, but one thing remains certain - if any of our enemies were to get their hand on SCP-XXX, humanity would be put in grave danger.
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I propose that Artemis Fowl be SCP-001 and/or the commander of the SCP organization.
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SCP-001 11: Anonymous
Alright, /x/, listen up. I think it's safe to say no one will ever write something bri/x/ shitting enough to fill the SCP-001 spot.

So, I say we take something that's already considered really fucking paranormal and have it as SCP-001 instead. The Roswell spacecraft, the Spear of Longinus, Atlantis itself, whatever.

In short, what artifact is the mother of all things paranormal?

Pic unrelated.
15: Anonymous
Item #: SCP-001

Object Class: n/a

Special Containment Procedures: n/a

[file deleted]
22:
>>705029

The first item in the SCP series (google it). Currently reserved.
48: Anonymous
roswell 'spacecraft' is already an SCP, spear of longinus was destroyed centuries ago.
54: Anonymous
i have an idea. theres a creepypasta floating around about the eisenhower interstate system being built on leylines, areas of spiritual power. what if they were built as containment for something. it would have to be something either spiritually or physically huge, and quite possibly extra-dimensional, like most scps
85: Anonymous
this thread is now about describing mundane objects with SCP-style writing

Item #: SCP-367

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-367 is to be stored in a closed container and placed in a plain room at temperatures of no more than 0 degrees Celsius. The chamber is to be sealed with an airlock. In the event of power failure or containment breach, SCP-367's enclosure is to be evacuated of all non-expendable personnel and sealed manually. Staff are reminded not to waste time in sealing the chamber should any personnel be left behind. Once the area is secured, custodial staff should be called in to execute Class 1 hazardous containment procedures.

Description: In its dormant state, SCP-367 is a semi-transparent crystalline solid, and is relatively harmless. However, it is very sensitive to changes in temperatures [see Document #367-1a]. Tests show that temperatures above 0 degrees Celsius will trigger a change in SCP-367. Somehow, its crystalization reverses, changing SCP-367 into a liquid state. Tests on Class D personnel have shown no adverse effects from direct skin contact, but nonetheless, its properties are still largely unknown. SCP-367 is not to be heated except in a controlled laboratory environment. Personnel who compromise SCP-367's containment for personal amusement are to be terminated. Tests have shown that SCP-367 may react violently to ????????????????????????
123: Anonymous
SCP-001 would have to be the first SCP object ever discovered and was the basis for creating te government ranch of SCP. Therefore, it shouldn't be anything too spectacular.
129: Anonymous
>>705961
Or maybe, this object or person, since being found, has indirectly caused the creation or appearence of all other SCP
141: Anonymous
>>705966
...or maybe....has DIRECTLY created all other SCPs
159: Anonymous
My thought for SCP-001 would be the very containment center for all the other SCPs. The heart of the institution or something.
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>>707731

OP's subject says "i fucking hate this SCULPTURE"

Unless you want it to be a fucking SCP, Scupltures DON'T FUCKING MOVE.

christ some people are fucking stupid
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SCPs from fiction. 11: Anonymous
ITT: SCP level things from fiction, i.e. not original content.

Rose Tattoo - Former member of [spoiler]Stormwatch[/spoiler], held in a secure cell under armed guard on [spoiler]Skywatch[/spoiler]. Originally encountered by the [spoiler]previous Weatherman, Henry Bendix[/spoiler], Rose Tattoo is in actuality [spoiler]the personification of murder[/spoiler]. Current whereabouts - Unknown.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rose_Tattoo_%28comics%29
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It's SCP 173, the sculpture. Wiki it.
59: Now then, you has seen the SCP 173, go become an hero. 61:
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Item #: SCP-173

Object class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
109: Anonymous
does anyone have more info on the SCP series?
121: Anonymous
>>706268
http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series
133: Anonymous
SCP's suck because anon writes them.
159: Anonymous
What's the actual source on the SCP-173 image? I've always wondered what it actually is but I've never gotten a real answer yet.
165: Anonymous
Can someone please /x/plain what is an SCP?
I know I might be a fucking idiot, but I'm just curious.
177: Anonymous
>>707135

An SCP stands for Special Containment Procedures. They are a list of fictional objects that are either safe, but interesting, Not safe, and dangerous and require constant supervision, or things dangerous to human life.
231: Anonymous
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>>705783
"Item #: SCP-173 "
read: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unit_731
Japanese biological testing facility
Unit 731?
Item SCP-173?
I know it's SCP series but it's still fucked
311: Anonymous
HEY GUYS, I"M HEAR TO BE A GIJANTIK FAGOT!

:D

http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series
418:
>>709606
AH NO FUCK FUCK NO FUCK
Also, more SCP pics
455: Anonymous
I did SCP-173 why do you people reffer it so much?
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Just finished readin The mystery of floyds cavern or w/e,

Are there more stories like this and Anigma of blah blah blah (Forgot name) fault and SCP-173?

Also about SCP-173 is there any more story to that, or was that it?

I do not plan on sleeping well tonight.
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Anonymous
Sup /x/philes,

I'm wondering if any of you know any books about paranormal objects/ research like the SCP or Holders series. Or any really interesting and somewhat realistic sounding /x/ type books.
Because I'm getting really bored with just "zomg zombies/ demons / aliens!"

Pic related, it is SCP-002
22: Anonymous
whats scp?
28: Anonymous
Please don't tell me you believe the holders or SCP is real...
47: Anonymous
>>708305
Hence the "somewhat realistic sounding"

Also, for those who don't know: http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series
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SCP 11: Anonymous
Item #: SCP-1003 - Brown Note Kazoo

Object Class: SAFE

Special Containment Procedures: Normally, SCP-1003 is to be kept in a 6" X 4" X 8" vaccum box in sound proof containment room #4, but item can usually be found on the desk or possesion of head researcher, Dr. _______ _________. This is allowed due to the relatively low level of danger the item is capable of producing. However the item is not allowed to leave the SCP facility or is Dr. ______ _______ and said item allowed into the intercom room again.
Description: The circumstances in which SCP-1003 was discovered are not clear, but is thought to have originated from a pack of twelve kazoos purchased for a children's birthday party in a town along the Mexican border. Humming with the correct amount of force into SCP-1003 generates a reverberated note whose pitch and frequency illicit an involuntary response in all human subjects resulting in the subject defecating. Most subjects are unaware that they have soiled themselves and the reflex is only apparent in humans.

SCP-1003 has demonstrated a peculiar level of awareness. When subjects are aware of it's presence or expecting the note, it becomes impossible to strike the proper note to illicit the defecating reflex. It is thought that SCP-1003 will only "allow" playing of the note, when the circumstances are optimal for it to be funny.

Attempts to duplicate this phenomenon with other instruments or computers have been fruitless.
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>>712277
scp 173, or 371
78: Anonymous
>>713810
What is with everyone's fascination with this SCP? He was one of the lamest for me. The coolest one was easily the new-age succubus.
84: Anonymous
>>713823
someone explain what SCP 173 is pl0x
96: Anonymous
>>713834

http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-173
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>>715310
I blame the SCP copypasta.
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No, not really. he is just diguising himself with a gentlemanly attitude, and is fact not /x/. WHO WAS /x/?! Ill tell you who is /x/, SCP, that shit is the scariest thing to ever come on here because of asshoels like this it hasn't gotten any scarier.
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This is SCP 1004
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Anonymous
ITT Favorite SCPs.

Item #: SCP-173

Object class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
26: Anonymous
>>719438
Mhmm.

Nothing gets better.

Link if you need to choose an SCP or have no idea what they are which in case you should find the sharpest object near you and sharply jag it across your jugular area: http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series
32: Anonymous
>>719443
>>719440
Nice double post.

I was stopped being a fan of SCP when they decided to write more than one.
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>>720299
Not OP, but the artist made many moar. I have some others, but I haven't been able to track down the artist. Shall I poast? They are pretty damn paranormal.

Personally I think the OP's pic is a perfect SCP illustration.
98: Anonymous
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>>720335
meant to add, the OP's pic would be a better illustration of SCP-019 Glowing Humanoid.

Anyway, same artist as OP, wish I knew the name
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>>721839
I believe it's either the mods themselves, or another imageboard.

>>721841
I've got the SCP series.
585:
>>721968
Are you, or anyone else, following the SCP series of creepypasta?
845:
here are some /x/ related internets to keep us occupied

973-eht-namuh-973(dot)com
home.f01.itscom(dot)net/spiral
creepychan.livejournal(dot)com
creepypasta(dot)com
pics.livejournal(dot)com/kc_anathema/gallery/0006dpp2
web.archive(dot)org/web/20020208225753/www.flex.co.jp/kowloon/story/index_e.html
editthis(dot)info/scp_wiki/Main_Page
freewebs(dot)com/thekingofwolves/index.htm#111339551
dionaea-house(dot)com
enigmareport(dot)com
fizzlebot(dot)com/sinthai/thehouse.htm
dagonbytes(dot)com/thelibrary/lovecraft
unexplained-mysteries(dot)com
qntm(dot)org/?difference
beksinski(dot)pl
sorry about the (dot)s, it wont let me post otherwise
also, /b/ now has 60 pages
wat
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>>724338
What is "the SCP series"?
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God is SCP-001.

/thread
38:
God is SPC-343

http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series
52:
Item #: SCP-001 "The Symbiote"

Object Class: Eldritch

Special Containment Procedures: unknown SCP-001 has yet to be contained.


Description:The item itself is a simple bottle full of what looks like a black cloud. The item is only classified as a threat because of its host. The host, codenamed:"Azrael", is a Eurasian man of around 27-31 with dark brown hair and heterchromatic eyes. "Azrael" is higly dangerous and is to be dealt with with extreme caution. SCP Retrival units are advised to be on high alert when pursuing Item:SCP-001 and Codename:"Azrael". "Azrael" seems to have enhanced strength and reflex's due to possessing the bottle but also seems mentally unstable due to it. Because of this SCP-001 is believed to be a symbiotic entity.
58: Anonymous
fail SCP 001 is fail
87: Anonymous
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Oh GOD.

>>726440
>>726442
>>726451

are all FAIL.

I think SCP-001 should be a collaborative effort, with someone who is really creative, someone who knows how to write, and someone who has insanely good photoshop skills. We might have to dedicate an entire night to developing it, but I'll be damned if /x/ lets this shit take the coveted position of SCP-001.
136: Anonymous
i went to http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series
before i asked what this is. It doesn't make any sense and there is no explanation page that i can tell. I'm just going to assume its some stargate atlantis fanfic appendix.
142: Anonymous
>>726451
Wow that fucking sucks, first of all Eldritch isn't even a fucking Object Class. The SCP Object Classes are, Safe, Keter, and Euclid. Fuck why the hell do we even have a wiki for this shit if none of you dumbasses pay attention to it?!
162: Anonymous
>>726474

At least you don't bitch like>>726460did.

We call 'em like we see them. Doesn't mean they're not fixable, it just means that, right now, they suck. And it's insulting to think that those stories by yourself and Pro-Newb, which took 45 minutes to think up and write, are worthy of being SCP-001.

Aim a bit lower.
168: Anonymous
>>726499
First of all it's fucking SCP, not SPC. Second I can't even understand your fucking question
194: Anonymous
>>726511
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series

There ya go champ that's the whole list
200: Anonymous
>>726504
>First of all it's fucking SCP, not SPC?
whats the difference? one of the acryonyms is somehow less gay?
242:
>>726509
Pro-Newb, with all due respect, you are one of the worst writers, in the history of literature. Nothing you will ever write will be worthy of being an SCP.

Please, if you're going to write, use proper grammar.
Learn the difference between 'there','they're', and 'their', even though this is probably far beyond your mental capacity.

>>726442
Also, STOP USING NEW CLASSIFICATIONS. Your entry is supposed to be an abnormality, not a fucking Mary-Sue.
270: Anonymous
>>726529
Yes you do, so stop writing shitty SCPs
364: Anonymous
>>726565
Pro-Newb should be a new SCP, his writing saps the intelligence of the reader
378:
>>726572

So SCP-001 would be me? fuckkin sweet
404: Anonymous
>>726585
It's SCP and it's never been given a meaning. I always thought it stood for Special Containment Procedures
416: Anonymous
>>726595
SCP = Special Containment Procedure

That is the given meaning.
436:
>>726579
You would be one of the Joke SCP's.
450:
>>726440
my vote remains
TESLA FOR SCP-OO1
456: Anonymous
SCP-001 should be Jared from the Subway commercials.
464:
>>726625
Maybe Mindfuck should be SCP-001?
I'd never thought of that until now.
482: Anonymous
>>726625
I was considering writing an SCP for Tesla's proposed teleforce weapon and trying to get it accepted as SCP-001. Since the government seized all his shit I always imagined that it's seizure formed the basis of the idea of putting together a group to collect, research, classify, and house dangerous, otherworldly, and otherwise bizarre items.
496:
"Mindfuck" is a drug with hallucinogenic properties. Only it's not hallucinations that you are seeing. What you are seeing is real. The drug tears down a barrier between our world and a parallel universe. In this alternate dimension there are creatures - vicious, carnivorous creatures. The problem is... If you can see them, they can see you. And you are not safe until the drug wears off and the barrier goes back up. "

Mindfuck should totally be an SCP, even if it's not 001.
502: Anonymous
>>726639
Well that's what SCP is about, it's clinical/scientific reports written by a group that does just that
522:
>>726636
but since tesla is supposed to be the one who found the scp locater, he should be 001
600: Anonymous
>>726667
Shut up you fucking dumbass tripfag, we're talking about actual good ideas for an SCP now, not your stupid poorly written bullshit
631: Anonymous
Item#: SCP-001

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-001’s containment facility is located approximately sixty miles northwest of Phoenix, Arizona. Due to the inherent impossibility of relocating SCP-001, security is at a premium; spare no expense in ensuring that all guards are trained in the use of automatic firearms and hand-to-hand combat. No living materials may come in direct contact with SCP-001, including but not limited to flesh, blood, or any other cellular matter capable of replication. Airlock procedure 12-B must be performed before entering or exiting SCP-001’s facility. No samples may be taken of SCP-001; to accommodate for this, a partially complete chemical lab has been constructed within its holding area.

Airlock Procedure 12-B:
Before entering the facility, clothing and external features must be purged of all foreign substances such as unnecessary bacteria or minute particles. Upon entering the airlock, Vacuum Sequence 1 must be initiated for five minutes, ensuring that any Euclid class objects do not come in contact with any matter that could result in harm to the object or any proximate personnel. Upon exiting the airlock, all particles of the object that may have “hitched a ride” must be removed and killed through a duplicate airlock sequence. Should the particles be irreversibly attached to any personnel, said personnel will be eliminated without delay through Airlock Immolation Procedure A.
637: Anonymous
>>726684
Jared was a joke but something Tesla worked on really should be an SCP, the dude was a real-life mad scientist
644: Anonymous
Object Description: Object SCP-001 is comprised of a massive, main fungus and its spores. The primary fungus, dubbed the “master cap”, strongly resembles Amanita phalloides, a toxic mushroom found in some forests. However, unlike this deadly mushroom, the master cap is relatively docile. However, its newly coined species name hints at its unusual qualities: Amanita propagata. Amanita propagata has a massive off-white cap, roughly 7m in diameter, situated on a squat stem. Its secondary stem, however, is long and protrudes 2m out from under the cap and produces highly abnormal spores. Instead of landing in a location and growing as normal, these spores attach to organic substances and use a highly toxic integrase enzyme that causes nuclei to transcript RNA in an utterly chaotic fashion. The spores then feed their own RNA into the cell, causing cells to undergo mitosis at a greatly accelerated rate. These new cells, however, are not genetically identical copies; instead, they have no function other than producing new Amanita propagata spores. In roughly thirteen minutes after exposure, any organic material regardless of volume or mass is comprised of nothing more than fledgling Amanita propagata mushrooms. For unknown reasons, Amanita propagata can only grow after having harvested sufficient amounts of genetic material.
Additionally, root analysis has determined that, if it were to be moved, Amanita propagata would leave thousands of root fragments behind. These root fragments would undergo vegetative propagation almost immediately, leaving dozens more Amanita propagata behind. Due to the obvious danger in this, the specimen must not be moved.
660: Anonymous
Date Register 6-6-09
PERSONNEL CLASS B UPDATE:
SCP-001 apparently capable of symbiotic relationship with mammalian host, preserving hypothalamic functions and forming root clusters along spinal cord. New caps form within cavities in brain, releasing spores in certain quantities to replicate hormone activation. Human body responds especially well to being “commandeered”, showing exponential increases in reflexive reaction time. Neural synapses replaced with superconductive spores. However, primary weakness to human host is that bone and muscle decay increases vastly, leaving only a protective husk of skin to prevent spores from being released and human host dying. Humans with sentient functions being controlled by a specimen of SCP-001 are determinable by their pale yellow irises, the result of which are being unable to process colors and shades in poor lighting conditions.

Date Register 6-7-09
PERSONNEL CLASS B UPDATE:
A breakout has occurred, though thoroughly measured and potentially containable. Release Response Forces 13 and 14 have been notified and are in the process of eliminating all contaminated subjects that have been exposed to SCP-001.

Date Register 6-8-09
PERSONNEL CLASS A UPDATE:
Breakout contained. All Class B personnel and below terminated. Order has been restored.

Any comments? Critiques? It sucks i know this already
674: Anonymous
>>726690
>>726692
>>726694
Not bad at all in fact you should definitely put it up on the wiki as an SCP, just not 001
680: Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
(written under the impression that it is the first object discovered)

Item#: SCP-001
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Utilization of barricades with armed personnel at least 5 miles from the object at all points on the surface. Armed guards stationed at vulnerable points underground.
Description: First discovered by railroad planners in southern Arizona, object appears to be a standard copper wire of unknown length, with a standard diameter of 1cm. Source of wire and end of wire have not yet been discovered. Object will recieve and respond to all stimuli, with a different method corresponding to the medium.
...continued
704: Anonymous
Hmmm, SCP #001 would have to be ridiculously dangerous
710: Anonymous
Item #: SCP-001
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures:
The translated version is to only be read by the Chief Director and is up to his discretion for distribution and investigation.
Description:
A decoded message found while listening to distant pulses of energy. The message is as follows:
Special Containment Procedures:
All specimen and their decedents are to be quarantined on the third celestial body of the Terra System. They are to be monitored at all times. Evolutionary check-ups will be made on timely intervals. If any specimen has mastery over an Atlantean Relic, they are to be eliminated with full force and the relic is to be retrieved.
Description:
They were once waveform entities but they have now “ascended” to physical form. They walk on two sturdy limbs and have a second set of limbs that manipulate objects meticulously. Their internal systems are complex and well organized, a feature that only compliments their genius before ascension.
Addendum: All newly appointed Angel Operative are to see document #0001-A. All Archangel Operatives are to see the document #5623-D
748: Anonymous
SCP-412: "Silverfish"

Class: Unknown

Special Containment Procedure: Code name "silverfish" is to be contained in an airtight bulletproof 1000" cube at all times. It has shown no need for sustenance of any sort since it was contained 3 years ago at the cost of 17 U.S. Marines. As such, to come into any contact with the creature beyond monitoring it is at once dangerous and unnecessary.

Description: "Silverfish" - A large creature, roughly 4' meters in length. Has the rough appearance of the Lepisma saccharina insect. This is it's only resemblance, as it differs in diet, behavior, and location.

Appearance: As stated, roughly similar to the Lepisma saccharina with some bioluminescence apparent on its shell segments. Huge for an insect of it's species, as well as the only one we have discovered thus far.

Location: Discovered somewhere within Kubrera, which is at this point in time the deepest explored cave in the world.
After an S.O.S. from a team of spelunkers, local authorities were dispatched. After further radio signals requesting aid arrived, armed forces were also sent in. Finally the Marines were forced to intervene, bringing the total lives claimed by this creature to 36, including 17 Marines.

Addition: The creature appears be a carrier for some sort of flesh eating virus, which, should human beings come into contact with it, prove fatal after 48 hours. Contact with "silverfish" is to be avoided at all costs.
754: Anonymous
>>726952
If he was trying he wouldn't have tried something so fucking fantasy/sci-fi oriented. His isn't even written from the perspective of the SCP organization, it was a shit job and lamer than OP's.
772: Anonymous
>>726964
maybe but at least he read the fucking description as to what SCP's are. OP clearly didnt and failed hard as a result.
844: Anonymous
Is there an SCP irc or something cause I'd love to meet some of the other authors of these things and kick around ideas for new ones that I intend to write
868: Anonymous
>>727192
hell no. I think that if you want to include grays with the SCP series then they should be working with the goverenment/secretly taking over but not be SCP 1
880: Anonymous
SCP-001 is phone.
905: Anonymous
>>726469

If someone has an idea and a general concept, I can give writing a shot. I would need a decent description (and a picture, if possible). The only problem is that I'm not creative enough to do the SCP series justice.
929: Anonymous
Cinnamon Toast Crunch needs to be an SCP. Probably not number 001, bit it should be on the list.
936:
Item #: SCP-001

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures:

The Object is stored in a 10x10x10 room on a wooden alter. Chains are placed over the item to lock it closed.

Description:

SCP-001 Is a large leather-bound book found circulating the public 340 years ago. The contents of the book tell of a demi-god who was to become the world's "saviour".

Long periods of exposure to the Book has provent to reduce intellect, cause delusions and paranoid and stop rational and logical brain functions. For this reason the Book is classed as Keter.
Addendum: Those with Level 4 Security Clearance should see document #001-A

Recently we have allowed class D personell to read the book while under survaillance. Subjects then began to refuse scientific knowledge of the world claiming that a benevolant being created all that exists.

Subjects are now contained pending psychiatric therapy.
979: Anonymous
>>727628
Could be good, except that it's SCP; it has to be contained, somehow.
1030: Anonymous
>>728002
I don't see it as being a troll, it sort of reminds me of that one movie with the man that was an axe murderer under the delusion that he was doing the will of the god. Come the end of the movie, you find out he wasn't a crazy, and he actually WAS acting as the hand of god. I enjoy the way that religion when taken from a analytical perspective can be perceived as insanity, and that makes this SCP a clever commentary on society rather than a troll.
1036: Anonymous
do other SCPs actually exist other than the big thing in the room?
1042: Anonymous
SCP-001f: "Pro-Newb"

Class: Faggot

Description: You can't see past the flashlight up his ass.

Addition: Keeps asking for his "big dicked boyfriend", now dubbed SCP-001b

Notes: The 'f' is for 'fucking faggot'
1067: Anonymous
Shouldn't 001 just be the first SCP found?
1079: Anonymous
>>728011
Yes
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series
All the SCPs created thus far
1085: Anonymous
>>728017
SCP-001b

Name: Big-Dicked Boyfriend

Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedure: Must be in a room separate from SCP-001f at ALL times. Must be in a room with many tissues, as well as empty shampoo bottles and a large cylindrical object, curved at the top.

Description: SCP-001b is a man, seemingly homosexual. He seems to have a clear relation with SCP-001f, who constantly requests his presence. In this scenario, any room the two subjects are in becomes overflown in a creamy, white liquid, which is very difficult to clean, as well as irritating some of our more sensitive workers. He refuses to wear clothes. His male organ, as observed by willing employees, is very large, some saying it may be up to 2 feet long. He has been witnessed using this as a battering weapon, therefore being classified as Keter.

Notes: Any attempt to use a female employee to mate with SCP-001b will result in termination from the facility.
1103: Anonymous
Why does SCP-001 have to be something thats so dangerous? Shouldn't it be something more mundane and just be the FIRST thing that was found, hence the name 001. For example, maybe say, a pair of dice who always come up snake eyes or some such, strange, but not OMGWORLDENDING! I mean, 001 just means it was the first found, not that it will blow up the world.
1148:
STOP POSTING.
YOU AREN'T WANTED HERE, OR ANYWHERE ELSE.
Though, I do hear they absolutely LOVE your kind over on 7chan.
But if you plan to remain on 4chan....
LURK
THE
FUCK
MORE
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY.
Your half-baked ideas and blatant rape of the English language decreases the intelligence of all who read it.
For this, you should be deemed an SCP.
069 should be deleted, and you put in its place.
1160: Anonymous
>>728190
Except SCP isn't about otherwise every day items with mysterious powers and a connection to a hotel room that is removed from time and space. So yea, not really a blatant rip-off
1172: Anonymous
I have had a go at an scp001, but it may not be to your liking, should i post it for you to look at?
1208: Anonymous
1/03/1857
We have been reinforced and our men are grateful, our president saw fit to create an office to look in on this object and to secure it for the years ahead until we may study it and decide how to remove it.
I have been named the first head of this new arm of our government and our office has been named after me.
we have been given unlimited funding within reason to set up and staff our intriuge.
we will be erecting a building right here around this object which will be known as the SCP offices to those who are in the oval office.
To all others we shall be the the Beaurou Of Investigation.
I have decided to name this object after our Captain who has died trying to contain it see following for procedure to be followed at all times.
We have been given the use of death row inmates as a source of personel in order to study this dangerous thing and this will save the valuable lives of our men whom are needed to hunt down the items ejected from what our president called SCP 001.
1st head of SCP, Stephen Christopher Parker.
1214: Anonymous
SCP001.
Keter.(very very dangerous do not approach)
Special containment Procedures:
Item has been housed in a made for purpose allow of lead, iron and copper. approximately 200 yards square.
No personnel are to approach under any circumstances under pain of hanging.
Object is to be sealed until further notice with 3 guards patrolling within a 2 yard perimiter and one Sargeant is to be overseeing their patrol at all times.
When we know more we will permit deathrow innmates to approach in order to study the item.
Description:
unknown, the obect did not allow visual study, those who came close gave a breif descrition of a flat oily blach with no depth and no edge.

Procedure for Emergency:
Gather all men and erect a new barrier to this formulae around the object: {Data on page 2}
Smother barrier by heaping soil upon it to a depth of 12 feet.
1220: Anonymous
Item #: SCP-001 The Wrangler
Object Class: Safe/Keter
Special Containment Procedures:
Containment procedures are directed as necessary by its bearer the SCP Chief of Operations. If it is every found without its bearer, notifying HQ will be first priority.
Description:
An orb made of unknown materials, it was first found by the current Chief of Operations and stays by his side to this day. The orb follows and can be directed by its bearer. The orb is also amorphous as it has taken many different shapes, some of which seemingly impossible for he amount of material present within its structure. When in contact with the bearer, he/she seems to break all bounds of human limits with increased reflexes, strength and thought capabilities. It is only due to this item that many of the objects have been found and relocated.
1238: Anonymous
Item #: SCP-001

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures:

The item is to be kept in a 8 x 8 x 4 room at all times, preferably securely fastened to its table. Direct physical contact with the object is restricted to employees with Security Clearance 4 or above. Fluid, especially oral, contact with the object is absolutely forbidden and will result in termination. The temperature of SCP-001's vault is to be kept no higher than -10° C [SEE ADDENDUM:SUBJECTS 001TSf] and backup nitrogen coolant tanks are to be maintained in case of primary cooling system failure.

Description: SCP-001 is a seemingly unremarkable artifact at first glance. Discovered by SCP founder [EXPUNGED] while exploring ruins in [EXPUNGED] on January 11, [EXPUNGED], the object appears to be an archaic drinking horn, possibly of ancient Celtic design. However, despite its shape, which strongly resembles that of a drinking horn, its tip has been fitted with a mouthpiece, suggesting that it was intended to be used as a war-horn.

The effects of SCP-001 are highly variable, apparently depending on a number of external factors. When filled with liquid, SCP-001 has the power to transmute it into a variety of substances, but does so inconsistently and after a non-standard length of time. Drinking the transmuted liquid has apparently random effects on the drinker [SEE ADDENDUM:SUBJECTS 001TSa-001TSf]. However, if the object is empty and blown into, it produces no sound whatsoever, nor any measurable ultrasonic/subsonic frequencies. No direct consequences of this action have been observed, although some anecdotal evidence correlates testing on the SCP with numerous natural catastrophes dating back as early as the [EXPUNGED] Event of [EXPUNGED].
1262: Anonymous
What about something along the lines of "The Unattainable", because clearly, nothing else is going to be worthy of SCP-001
1274: Anonymous
How about this? Im still writing it up but heres what i have so far. I call it "The Dreamer"

Item #: SCP-XXX

Object Class: Euclid/Keter(status pending)

Special Containment Procedures:
Subject is to remain under guarded surveillance at all times. Access to subject is restricted to at least level 3 clearance only, or with written and verbal consent of any 05 overseer personnel. SCP – XXX is to be kept in a padded sterile 8 x 8 room, adequately lighted with viral and microbial air filtration devices installed. A team of highly trained medical staff, with a security clearance of at least level 3, should be at standby and prepd for emergency medical procedures. Subject is to remain under constant vital sign monitoring, and any change in readings should be reported to the head of the medical staff immediately. Breathing aparatii and feeding tubes should be checked at least once every two days, to ensure proper operation of said devices. Change of bedding, pillows and other miscellaneous objects of non-medical purposes is left to the discretion of the head of maintenance for SCP – XXX.
1305: Anonymous
>>728598
>>728599
>>728600
>>728601
>>728604

With some better grammar these would be alright for the first SCP
1311: Anonymous
SCP-001: The Well

Class: Safe/Elucid/Keter

Special Containment Procedure:

SCP-001 is to be [DATA EXPUNGED]
Description: SCP-001 is a well that lies whithin the city of Jeruselam. The well's "proprites" are said to date back as far as 30 A.D. The well is currently an existential threat. The well has the ability to grant a wish, at the cost of the user's existence.

Warning Protocol: The wishes have affected the timestream and some key events in history. The affects of SCP-001 because of the change reality undergoes seem to only be known by SCP-343.

FURTHER NOTES: The ability to use SCP-001 is no longer available at the moment, SCP-343 explained that this was due to the noble sacrafice of SCP Director ???? ??????????. SCP is a non centralized organization with no executive leader, director or coordinator. SCP governed by [DATA EXPUNGED]. Further knowledge of SCP-001 is of the highest priority and is only to be discussed by [DATA EXPUNGED]. Upon the suggestion of [DATA EXPUNGED] and ?????? all knowledge of SCP-001 are to be carefully bestowed to SCP-824.

NOTICE: SCP-343 has explained that SCP-001 is [DATA EXPUNGED]. To this day it is unkown what SCP-343 meant by the statement.
1323: Anonymous
SCP-412: "Silverfish"

Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedure: Code name "silverfish" is to be contained in an airtight bulletproof 1000" cube at all times. It has shown no need for sustenance of any sort since it was contained 3 years ago at the cost of 17 field operatives. As such, to come into any contact with the creature beyond monitoring it is at once dangerous and unnecessary.

Description: "Silverfish" - A large creature, roughly 4' meters in length. Has the rough appearance of the Lepisma saccharina insect. This is it's only resemblance, as it differs in diet, behavior, and location.

Appearance: As stated, roughly similar to the Lepisma saccharina with some bioluminescence apparent on its shell segments. Huge for an insect of it's species, as well as the only one we have discovered thus far.

Location: Discovered somewhere within Kubrera, which is at this point in time the deepest explored cave in the world.
After an S.O.S. from a team of spelunkers, local authorities were dispatched. After further radio signals requesting aid arrived, armed forces were also sent in. Finally the Marines were forced to intervene, bringing the total lives claimed by this creature to 36, including 17 field operatives.

Addition: The creature appears be a carrier for some sort of flesh eating virus, which, should human beings come into contact with it, prove fatal after 48 hours. Contact with "silverfish" is to be avoided at all costs.
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SCP-001 13:
Item #: SCP-001 “The Golden Rod”
Object Class: Keter

Special Contaiment Procedures:

SCP-001 should be kept away from any kind of life form at all times. SCP-001 will not be moved from its original container until a safe way for that job is found; so far all attempts have failed.

Description:

SCP-001 “The Golden Rod” origins are still unknown, it was found accidentally inside a ancient chest bought in a Egypt bazaar, so far the chest, as weak as it appears, it’s been the only container able of holding “The Golden Rod”.
SCP-001 is phallus shaped, about 14 inches long and 6 inches wide. Its materials are unknown due the lack of available ways to study it. When SCP-001 is exposed to any life form it will shake violently and make spastic movements followed by charging into the life form thrusting itself in the being’s anus, after insertion, it would vibrate at such speed it would tore the entire being’s body apart.

Addendum:

Five movement attempts have been tried on 1970, 1977, 1990, 1999 and 2005, on each time “The Golden Rod” would go rampant and kill everyone involved in this procedure. When there isn’t any life form near the SCP-001 it would go into its chest again.
75: Anonymous
I have a sneaking suspicion that this is the tripfag from earlier, Pro-Newb, trying to make himself feel better. He genuinely tried to make a decent SCP... and failed miserably. The resulting honest comments about how terrible his story was embittered him and he began trolling the entire SCP concept in said earlier thread. I would think it completely believable that this person would be childish enough to start trolling SCP in a new thread simply to spite the people that support SCP and could not see what he perceives to be the brilliance of HIS unique writing style (or lack thereof) and creativity.
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SCP-1004 in the Hooousse 13:
So, as I have been rather out of the loop on the SCP series until now, I spent a nice amount of time last night playing around in the wiki. Imagine my surprise when I find that SCP-1004, a "joke" SCP is not only delicious cake, but has a recipe.

Being the good /ck/unt I am, I couldn't pass that up. As such, I am now baking SCP-1004 (otherwise known as THE Delicious Cake) and have thusfar determined it to be German Chocolate Cake. More details as it finishes baking.
39:
I've done it, /x/. It's done. Frosted. Delicious.

So delicious.

It looks so damn good I feel like I'd participate in some kind of wild scientific experiment for it, holy shit. And I'd share it with you, but unfortunately I can't but it through my laptop screen. So good. Must eat.

I think I've just made SCP-1004b, /x/.

WHAT HAVE I DONE!?
59:
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>>728349
O u.

This is it, /x/. Fearsome in its power to those who succumb to their weaker desires. Their desires for sweets.

SCP-1004b. The scourge of waistlines.
91: Anonymous
is the thread still up about scp 001?
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Anonymous
/x/, my reservoir of creepy is drying up. I've done the Holder's, done the SCPs and read most of the creepypastas on ED. Is there any other text based creepyness I'm missing from my life?
Or anything from your own experiences you'd like to share?
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SCP-001: The Well

Class: Safe/Elucid/Keter

Special Containment Procedure:

SCP-001 is to be [DATA EXPUNGED]
Description: SCP-001 is a well that lies whithin the city of Jeruselam. The well's "proprites" are said to date back as far as 30 A.D. The well is currently an existential threat. The well has the ability to grant a wish, at the cost of the user's existence.

Warning Protocol: The wishes have affected the timestream and some key events in history. The affects of SCP-001 because of the change reality undergoes seem to only be known by SCP-343.

FURTHER NOTES: The ability to use SCP-001 is no longer available at the moment, SCP-343 explained that this was due to the noble sacrafice of SCP Director ???? ??????????. SCP is a non centralized organization with no executive leader, director or coordinator. SCP governed by [DATA EXPUNGED]. Further knowledge of SCP-001 is of the highest priority and is only to be discussed by [DATA EXPUNGED]. Upon the suggestion of [DATA EXPUNGED] and ?????? all knowledge of SCP-001 are to be carefully bestowed to SCP-824.

NOTICE: SCP-343 has explained that SCP-001 is [DATA EXPUNGED]. To this day it is unkown what SCP-343 meant by the statement.
15: Anonymous
SCP worthy but is it SCP-001 worthy?
29:
>>729310
I wouldn't say so.
Add it as a random SCP.
41: Anonymous
>SCP is a non centralized organization with no executive leader, director or coordinator...

Don't include this. If this is supposed to be an internal or departmental report, then this information is unnecessary, kind of takes away from the enigmatic feel of the memo/report.
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Some sort of sandbox/sim type game involving SCP's would be better... you know, like you have a giant area in the desert or something that you have to fill with containers to hold subjects. More subjects would keep getting added, and there could be random events like sabotage, escape attempts and attacks. There could be all sorts of factors to micromanage; like staffing, security, the parameters for each container etc.
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Anonymous
Couldn't sleep, so I wrote up a possible SCP entry. I went with 000 since I couldn't think of a number ATM and I'm not the type of person to say ZOMG SCP-001! Make of it what you will. Pic unrelated, first Google Image result for creepy kid.

SCP-000

Object class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-000 is to be kept in a comfortably-furnished room, and is to be given anything he desires with prior approval of at least two Class 4 operatives. Should SCP-000 prove particularly unruly, all discretion is to be used in procuring whatever the object desires so long as procuring it does not violate any other SCP regulations. Under no circumstances is SCP-000 to be allowed outside of his room, although we currently possess anything but words to stop him. SCP-000 is to be fed three times a day through a menu provided by a nutritionist, unless he requests otherwise. Under no circumstances is any manner of sedative or mood-altering drug to be administered to SCP-000, as past experiences have shown dire results.

Description:
SCP-000 appears to be a young red-headed boy around eight years of age. He was found in the small town of ??????, after his adoptive grandmother (the only one it seems he would obey) passed away. Object is precocious, and understands the scope of his abilities. Moreover, SCP-000 has a tendency to use his abilities to get whatever he wishes, especially after finding that SCP personnel were receptive to his threats and able to provide what he wished for.
14: Anonymous
SCP-000, put simply, is a physical avatar of our universe. Every cell on the object's body is innately linked to a indeterminate amount of physical space. As he is fond of reminding his handlers, the space designated to our galaxy is a small freckle on his left cheek. Subject first demonstrated both his abilities and willingness to employ them shortly after capture, on ???, when in a childish display of smugness subject shut the first joint of his left pinky finger in a steel door, snapping it. Subsequent telescope imaging revealed that a large patch of stars and nebulae had simply vanished from space without warning, though no stars in the vicinity were predicted to go nova and no gravity wells could be detected.
SCP-000 appears to be able to function as a normal boy without effecting cosmic events. He is able to eat, sleep, and expel waste with no macrocosmic effect. Similarly, his hair and nails can be cut, and he is losing his baby teeth cleanly – it is presumably only living tissue that is connected to his abilities. Under no circumstances is SCP-000 to be drugged or sedated, as the effects have proven to be innately detrimental to our reality. (See attached Appendix ?? ) SCP-000 is to be given anything he desires, as he has demonstrated willingness to wipe our entire galaxy from existence. All attempts by counselors to reason with him on this have failed – we can only hope that as he develops he will understand the gravity of his situation in time. Any attempts to restrain are not advised, as though SCP-000 may not be able to specifically injure his cheek, in thrashing he would likely damage the physical universe beyond repair.
20: Anonymous
Appendix db3:
Subject, in the course of first ???? weeks of capture, has requested such items as a television, toys, a dog, several types of deserts, a trampoline (DENIED), and other such items. O5-2 has expressed his incredulity at the object's containment, stating, “He's just an eight-year-old boy, not much more. Just keep him fed, give him toys and we're all safe. Maybe when he's older he'll appreciate it.”

Appendix db4:
Subject has expressed feelings of loneliness, and has asked for other children to play with. A plexiglass window has been installed in subject's room – under no circumstances should SCP-000 actually come into contact with others who are not designated handlers or Class D personnel. SCP-000 has expressed his dissatisfaction, but has relented.

Appendix db5:
Subject, a little over ??? since capture, has begun to show signs of increasing childhood psychosis, and his requests have taken on a morbid tone. SCP-000 has requested, for example, a gallon of a Class D handler's blood, countless birds and dogs and an array of knives and scissors, and the corpse of a child his age (in a seemingly-natural progression). He also exhibits signs of paranoia, expressing delusions that SCP is drugging him, and plotting behind his back to take away his abilities. Several counselors have been consulted – the majority of which were quickly requested by SCP-000 to be disposed of.
26: Anonymous
Handler's note:
Dear god in heaven, what have we gotten ourselves into? There is no way, NO WAY we can keep this kid contained. After all, when he's old enough to figure it out all he has to do is ask to leave – and we have to comply? What happens if he decides to stick around here long enough for puberty to hit? Do we bring him vans full of disposable sex slaves? And god forbid, what should happen if he reproduces?

Appendix U8, date ??????????
SCP-000 has been requesting information about other SCP objects. Originally handlers were relieved – after all, stories seemed easier to come by than disposable bodies. However, in the recent days SCP-000 has made requests to see some of the more sensitive SCP objects, specifically SCP-824 and SCP-432. Please advise as soon as possible.

Appendix U8b, ????
[DATA EXPUNGED]
46: Anonymous
>although we currently possess anything but words to stop him
This doesn't make sense.

Appart from that, an OK read. I didn't like it at first, since it seemed to overpowered to me. As I kept reading though, I found myself feeling frustrated at how complicated containing such a subject would be. If writing makes somebody feel something (other than boredom!) it must be good.

tl;dr Not SCP-001 material, but an interesting read.
64: Anonymous
>>730504
Well I'll be damned. It is, isn't it? That;'s what I get for not reading web pages I pull images off of.
Rest assured, boy-universe_SCP-thing was not supposed to look like Brian Peppers.
70: Anonymous
>>730476Here
Yeah that sentence is a bit clumsy. Also, I think the point about it not sounding enough like a government document was well put. I think it would be awesome if the story sounded as though it were written by somebody who seemed a bit more like a hardened, emotionless badass (as this is how most SCP tales are crafted to sound).
76: Anonymous
Baaaw, my topic got eaten my cancer. Go die somewhere else, /b/! Ah well. See you next SCP thread, /x/philes.
100: Anonymous
I'm new to /x/ (I'm from /b/ but I'll try not to bother)

what's SCP stand for?
106: Anonymous
>>731977
some /b/tards copypasta'd some of the SCP things from here to there, so I know there's more.
112: Anonymous
SCP stands for Spiritual Counterfeits Project
118: Anonymous
Item#: SCP-020
Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-020 is located in Non-Critical Storage Unit 5, where it remains under video observation. Personnel entering the room are advised not to touch SCP-020 or any apparition seen playing it.

Description: SCP-020 was discovered in the abandoned town of Promyshlennyi, Russia. SCP-020's appearance is always that of a stringed keyboard instrument, but every aspect of it besides that changes constantly. Its most frequent embodiment is a black grand piano, which it assumes approximately 30% of the time. Its variations seem unlimited in time period or decoration, and it has been observed as a spinet, an upright, a player piano, a clavichord, a harpsichord, a virginal, and many others. Research as to why or how the object's alterations occur has not produced any definite conclusions.

On occasion, vague human apparitions have been observed playing SCP-020. The apparitions' dress and choice of music almost always correspond to the instrument's ornateness and period of origin. The most notable appearance during the item's presence at Site 19 was late performer Glenn Gould, who was rehearsing two Bach Inventions on SCP-020 for approximately seven minutes during 1997
124: Anonymous
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My SCP for you fine gents.
130: Anonymous
SCP stands for special containment procedures. there is a wiki full of them just google it lazy fucks.
155:
Item # SCP-579

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-579 is currently held in site 62-C, a compound located approximately 80 km from the main site. Site consists of building housing SCP-579 and living quarters for containment staff. SCP-579 is encased in a 60 m x 60 m x 60 m block of [DATA EXPUNGED] which is suspended in vacuum through use of electromagnets. Site 62-C is equipped with hardline to High Command through which all reports and notifications are to be made. Staff consists of two teams (each comprised of 17 Level 1 Personnel, three level 2 Personnel and one Level 4 Personnel) which are rotated bi-weekly.

All instruments and their backups are to be checked each half-hour to ensure their continued function. Changes in any measured attribute are to be immediately reported to High Command. Any deviation in any measured attribute greater than 0.02% of the accepted norm value will result in automatic execution of Action 326. Routine reports to High Command are to be made hourly. If a report is not received within 6 minutes of its scheduled time, Action 326 is to be executed.

**Absolutely no action regarding SCP-579 other than those stri
175: Anonymous
There needs to be a Hatman SCP
206: Anonymous
OP here.
http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/Main_Page
It's down a lot of the time, but seems to be up at the moment. Thinking will submit mine as some low number that's not taken, like SCP-030.
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What would the SCPs be fore /b/ then?
32: Anonymous
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-016
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My attempt at SCP-173, any ideas for the face?
45: Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Here's my reference
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/Image:1198893283741.jpg

Will upload a new version soon. For now, here's Howl's moving castle
69: Anonymous
>>733206
No, if you compare it to the picture on scp wiki it looks terrible. Unfortunately the only way to make a hole for a mouth was to have a gigantic eye there... guess I'll have to wait until I have 100% of parts
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SCP-XXX, also known as the Holy Grail, is currently being kept under strictest surveillance in Site 62. Any attempts to extricate the object from Site 62 will be resisted by any and all means necessary. This is all you need to know.
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Anonymous
Hay /x/ I remember reading one of the SCP series about a gate to hell that dante used to get there. Would anyone know what it is?
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>>743401

"bawwwwwwww you're ruining my faggy stories about ghost blowjobs, nigger spirits, shitty holders/scp and retarded dream threads"

this is the reason /x/ gets trolled so much.
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Anonymous
Let's do this right, /x/. We need new, original, and good creepypasta. None of this "if you do this, then this" bullshit. No Holders. No SCPs. No six post elaborate stories no one wants to read. Let's get back to the heart of what creepypasta was about; it was about spine tinglers. Little creepy tales that made you get goosepimples when the lights went out. Short, blips of horror fiction. This thread is for those, and those alone.
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http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/
http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-173
21: Anonymous
the SCP series

good stuff, theres a whole wiki dedicated to all of the SCP stories
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He has been waiting for a way out.

And we're gonna give it to him.

Weird things are gonna be happening soon.

SCP's may be a reality.
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Item #: SCP-048

Object Class: Keter

Description: Absolutely no action whatsoever must be taken in regard to this item. Should you find this item, contact a Class D personnel immediately. Failure to do so will result in [DATA EXPUNGED]

*Special note made by [DATA EXPUNGED]*
It may be too late. Save as many as possible. May God be with you.
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Anonymous
hey /x/, i found something thats abit neat, thought you might like it.

http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series
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Anonymous
hay /x/ I just wrote a new SCP. Please read and review.

Item #: SCP-098

Object Class:Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Containment at storage Site-91 is truly for the good of the human race and should not be deviated from in any way. The cave must be observed at all times by at least two level-3 personnel with absolute faith in their religion of choice, to be determined by intense examination by leader of said religion. In the case of atheist personnel, subject must be subject to polygraph test and be proven to have a scoffing disbelief of all manners and aspects of religion. Personnel guarding the cave must be accompanied by a Cardinal of Catholic belief in order to prevent escape of beings contained within ???? located inside said cave. Cave is to be sealed with double layer iron doors insulated with Holy water blessed only by ??? ???? Himself. Doors are only to be opened and entered by Level-4 clearance personnel, however retrieval in the case of a mishap is impossible due to circumstances surrounding the cave.

Monitoring of inside of cave has proved fruitless, an exploratory probe was released into the cave, however it was discovered that at about a depth of 25 feet within the cave, all electronic equipment is rendered null and useless, the only observation being made by Level-4 personnel returning from journeys within the cave.

Any unauthorized personnel attempting to enter SCP-098 or entities exiting SCP-098 without authorization code Delta-?????-Gamma are to be terminated with extreme prejudice.
26: Anonymous
Google,motherfucker.
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series
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Anonymous
Hay other /x/philes I'm looking for online reading material that's like the holders or like the SCP series.

Does Anonymous deliver?
15:
http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series
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Anonymous
Well /x/ I've heard about something called the holders and scp. Could you explain that and give me a link? Pic unrelated.
45:
http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series

enjoy
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SCP-402 11: Anonymous
So who wants to see SCP-402 dropped in the ocean?
27: Anonymous
>>768952
SCP series=win
56: Anonymous
On a related note, I had recurring nightmares as a child that are literally SCP-402 incarnate. Odd coincidence or a lucid insight into things to come from my childhood? Ever-expanding, all-consuming black blob... *shudders*
99: Anonymous
are the SCP series real?
171: Anonymous
>>769076
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series
177: Anonymous
>>769076

http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series
183: Anonymous
>>769086
>>769083

SCP-1072: An energy field which manifests itself as the same thought being experienced by two or more unrelated individuals, separated by great distance.

Special containment procedures: subjects are to be terminated to prevent further spread of this noxious field.
202: Anonymous
It cracks me up how the attitude of the SCP handling guidelines varies so much. Sometimes they're advising their employees not to touch an SCP cos it might sting, and letting them run around playing with amusing artifacts. Other times they're having the entire facility terminated cos one of the routine test results came back funny.
214: Anonymous
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-1021

Rick Astley is the result of a causal paradox. NIIIIIIICE
220: Anonymous
>>769119

Of course.

Not *all* SCP's are on sooper seekrit lockdown.

Like the Half-Cat, she's downright friendly. :3
226: Anonymous
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-1012

And Cthulhu is an SCP.
232: Anonymous
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-1020

Headcrabs too? What the hell happened to originality. Sariously
238: Anonymous
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-722

Best one
244: Anonymous
>>769151
>769154
Both are joke SCPs.
250: Anonymous
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-113

This would be fun to use.
298: Anonymous
??????????File :-(, x)
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-037

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
310: Anonymous
what does SCP stand for?


in before "Secret Child Porn"
330: Anonymous
>>768952
I wanna have butt secks with SCP-847
342: Anonymous
Hello people of 4chan,
I escaped from the facility several years ago, i bought a new identity, a new life, before they could possibly find me.
Most of them are people like you and me, but aren't exactly the people they maybe look like they are, there are other worker's and crewmember's in the Main Facility and other area's (E.G. Area 51, they closed it up after SCP-343 wished to move the whole facility to [DATA EXPUNGED]) remain in the facilities at all times, to maintain happiness and succesfull containment of (almost) all SCP's.
I just came here to say to watch out, there are 10 squads of Level 4 Crewmembers, trying to find an escaped convict holding SCP-402, 529 and 616.

If he has already sold/traded or given away any of the SCP's is unknown.

I love my contacts for this information. To anyone who has those SCP's (Look them up, i have limited time to tell you wich SCP-[number] is what.) Please, do whatever you want with them, but don't let them get you like they catched me, they wanted to throw me into SCP-426m who knows what they will do to you, and i doubt that you will escape like me.

Good luck.
366: Anonymous
lawl u couldnt hold scp 402 it suck the water out of your penis :o and brain and the other 70% of your bodies
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Whats the deal behind these SCP things anyways? Are they just rumored secret artifacts, or can you find more infromation besides the wiki on what they are or how they came to be?
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Anonymous
PLEASE /x/ inform me on the SCP-### stuff
this intrigues me immensely

like, what is it and what we can do with it...
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I'm going to do it.. I must do it..
I'm going to make SCP-137 aware of SCP-079..
I want to know what will happen..
I must know what will happen..
34: Anonymous
where can I find a list of the SCP-XXX objects? i wanna see them all
40: Anonymous
I'd be more interested in SCP-003 AND SCP-079 meeting.
47:
>>770407
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-137


...what the fuck is this shit?
54:
>>770410
Has been tried..
No data worth keeping was accumulated..
The subjects appeared ignore each other..

>>770407
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series
74: Anonymous
>>770434
Don't do it, you stupid asshole, do you want to put the whole facility in danger?
Also, I wouldn't mind having SCP-113. Free gender switch anytime I want.
80: Anonymous
>>770375

tell me Dr. X: whats the most dangerous SCP?
87:
>>770446
SCP-HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
93: Anonymous
SCP-137 and I both have the same name.

Slightly creepy, if only for the coincidence factor.
100:
>>770446
Quick and most correct answer would SCP-076 which includes both parts.
SCP-076-2 can not be destroyed and any and all attempts to kill him have simply resulted in him being reformed. Other subjects share the same danger level, yet in truth SCP-076-2 alone is the MOST DANGEROUS.
137: Anonymous
>>770468
You are incorrect doctor.
SCP-076-2 is dormant now that Agent ?????? has been killed..
If said Agent was still alive you'd be correct.
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Ok, since half of you don't know what the hell you're talking about, I'll help those still unable to work with this.

First, when it asks for the BIOS, go to the BIOS folder and select SCPH1001 (The text file does nothing and the other files usually result in the program crashing). Second, "dragging and dropping" doesn't do shit and I don't know where that came from. Go to file, Insert CD image, and select the larger file. Note that there ISN'T a second file in the first offered DL (guy's a tard), so look for the second one in the topic.
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Anonymous
hey guys

read the scp series for the first time the other day. reminded me instantly of this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=df2FdqDcqlI
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Anonymous
what are /x/'s favorite Special Containment Procedure stories? There are so many, i want to show a friend who's never heard of'em the best one.

SCP Series - http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series

Also, anyone know the case # for the SCP which requires personelle to maintain eye-contact throughtout cleaning/feeding?
20: Anonymous
i don't think many people have heard of scp
32: Anonymous
>>788680
Bullshit. If you're on /x/ and haven't heard of SCP, you haven't been here long enough.
50: Anonymous
So, what's this SCP stuff all about?
81: Anonymous
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is this it, OP?

Item #: SCP-689

Object Class: Keter


SCP-689 is to be contained in a large concrete chamber equipped with high-intensity sodium iodide lights. These lights must be wired to separate redundant circuits such that SCP-689 is brightly illuminated at all times.

At least three personnel must be on duty at all times within the containment facility: two Class D inside the chamber and one Level 2 or higher at the operator's station outside the chamber. The operator must either be completely blind or be fitted with a visored helmet sufficient to block all vision, which must not be removed for the duration of his shift. Under absolutely no circumstances is the operator to look into the chamber. The Class D observers must between them keep SCP-689 in view at all times without exception. Blinking, etc. is allowed as normal but there must be at least one set of eyes focused on SCP-689 at all times. If the lights go out inside the chamber at any time for any reason or if there is any interruption in observation, all currently extant personnel who have seen SCP-689 must be executed without delay. It is recommended that they be fitted with remotely activated kill devices triggerable from the containment control room.
87: Anonymous
If SCP-689 is known to have left the chamber at any time, retrieval teams consisting of blind or visored personnel equipped with echolocators along with Class D observers must be dispatched to the location of all personnel who have previously viewed SCP-689. Retrieval teams will establish an immediate perimeter and cover the object before returning it to the chamber as quickly as possible. While SCP-689 is in transit, the Class D observers will stand under the covering and keep it in view at all times Any Level 1 or below personnel who have seen SCP-689 as a result of a containment breach are to be terminated immediately. Higher clearance personnel will be temporarily retained but in the event of another containment failure are to be terminated.

Requests to study SCP-689 must be submitted to Dr. ???????????? at least 7 days in advance with a detailed description of the proposed experiment and justification. Any researcher directly viewing SCP-689 should be aware that doing so renders them liable to immediate and summary termination in the event of any containment or light failure, as described above
99: Anonymous
newfag, its SCP 173
105: Anonymous
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SCP 173

Item#: SCP-173

Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Crylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personal are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behavior should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
117: Anonymous
The 12 Rusty Keys and the Door - http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-004

I really like this one, too much info to copypasta here.
123: Anonymous
http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-015

Though, ammendment needs to be made, I think.

I didn't seem to notice anything about what happens if robots or non-manned things were used to cut or repair pipes.

I feel that something about them being turned into part of the pipe structure themselves is in order.
135: Anonymous
>>789887

read blue goddess scp, then come and say that.
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Anonymous
ITT: Ideas for SCP-001.
The last time I saw a thread like this, the one that stuck out most to me was that the Earth is some kind of sentient being.
Other ideas?
20: Anonymous
/b/ is SCP001.
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Doesn't it resemble the SCP series more?
122: Anonymous
>>794359
dude, it's totally scp. holders series didn't seem to care about who kept objects, or collectors. scp is all about the agencies collecting and studying objects. thus more like scp
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Anonymous
ok /x/ I was thinking about writing an SCP creepypasta. but I don't know how to put it into a category. would I just designate a number? I read some of the SCP's on the wiki for them. they say that 001 is reserved for the best of the best. but would I just designate a number for it? thanks
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Anonymous
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS PARAN MAL
HOLDERS ISN'T SCARY
SCP ISN'T SCARY
YOUR LIFE EXPERIENCES ARE NOT SCARY
CREEYPASTA IS NOT CREEPY NOR IS IT PASTA
ETC.
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SCPantera 16: SCPantera 24: SCPantera 32: SCPantera 40: SCPantera 48: SCPantera 56: SCPantera 64: SCPantera 84: SCPantera 92: SCPantera 100: SCPantera 108: SCPantera 116: SCPantera 124: SCPantera 132: SCPantera 140: SCPantera 148: SCPantera 156: SCPantera 164: SCPantera 178: SCPantera 186: SCPantera 200: SCPantera 208: SCPantera 222: SCPantera 230: SCPantera 244: SCPantera 259: SCPantera 267: SCPantera 293: SCPantera 301: SCPantera 309: SCPantera 317: SCPantera 325: SCPantera 333: SCPantera 377: SCPantera 385: SCPantera 399: SCPantera 407: SCPantera 421: SCPantera 429: SCPantera 473: SCPantera 481: SCPantera 489: SCPantera 509: SCPantera 517: SCPantera 525: SCPantera 533: SCPantera 541: SCPantera 549: SCPantera 576: SCPantera 584: SCPantera 592: SCPantera 714: SCPantera ---------------- C:\x\796967.html ---------------- 605: Anonymous
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SCP-173 FTW
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>>797476
Most SCP are very poorly written. There should be no emotion in them.
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I feel like I need some artsy project to do this summer before my life goes back into business again. So, I think I'm gonna draw up a short-to-medium length comic about the SCP's, maybe longer if it gets enough support. As for the subject, I've decided to make it about the mini-drama between SCP-182 and SCP-76. I thought it was kind of an interesting concept. Expect appearances from 173, 343, 40, 139, and 517, brief or not.
Also, for the purposes of the comic being dynamic and not retarded, I'm taking some creative liberties on SCP-76-02's Physical Description. He won't be able to magically manifest melee weapons, I think immortality and superhuman everything is more than enough to make him cool. Also, expect him to look less like a final fantasy character and more like Iggy pop in metal pants with a big explosive collar on.
I'll upload some idea sketches tonight when I'm not too busy, and you can lemme know whatcha think.

Also, ideas on 182's character design would be greatly appreciated.
16:
One more note, I was thinking, to not ruin that air of suspicion and secrecy about the SCP copy pastas, that I'd try to make most of the panels from angles that look like it's being shot by a cameraman or security camera. Should leave plenty of angles, I'm sure the facilities have dickloads of cameras.
42:
I think the basic concept is interesting, especially the idea that it's all seen from security cameras, but I'm not sure how well it's all going to translate to a comic. Plus, it might help to go to the wiki and ask about each SCP.
48: Anonymous
expect people to get pissy about SCP's that they created and think they deserve credit for.
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Anonymous
I was wondering if anyone knew about other series of creepy writing, like the holders series or the SCP Series?

In b4 theholder.org and editthisinfo
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Anonymous
GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS

this is better than SCP and Holders combined

GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS
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Item #: SCP-132

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures:

Although SCP-132 poses little actual threat, by request of SCP-132, she is to be contained in such a way that she is "hidden from the sorrows of the world". Upon elaboration of her requests, SCP-132 is to be accomodated in a 16x9m room located 8 kilometers below the surface level of Site 19. Walls of this room are to be fashioned out of SCP-148 and 12 meters thick. The room consists of standard living appliances and furniture, as well as a few luxuries, including a television (without cable), VCR and DVD player. SCP-132 is given a considerably wide selection of entertainment consisting of literature, VHS's and DVD's. These forms of entertainment may only be those released prior to SCP-132's admission. SCP-132 has access to a computer terminal designed solely for communication with 2/132-???-???, who is located on the surface, and other qualified personnel. The south wall of the room features a door which leads to a high-speed elevator which brings access to the surface. SCP-132 is to be accessed once every 6 hours for nutritional sustenace and observation. SCP-132 is permitted to deny and therefore postpone any tests. SCP-132 is permitted to leave under supervision of a single Level 1+ personnel. By SCP-132's request, the all personnel who interact with SCP-132 are to be evaulated to determine that they has no negative issues at the present. If SCP-132 begins to exude a dark fluid from her eyes, nose, or mouth, she is to immediately escorted back to containment.
767: SCP-132 - Sufferer of the World's Sorrow 768: Anonymous
>>802696
Description:

SCP-132 is an ethnic Palauan female in her early to mid twenties, with a height of approximately 152 centimetres and a mass of approximately 52 kilograms who goes by the name "Dolores". Like most sentient SCP's, SCP-132 objects to being referred to by her SCP designation and prefers her own title. SCP-132 is of average intelligence, having an IQ of 113. She is fluent in English and her native Palauan and speaks limitedly in Japanese. SCP-132 requires all the basic sustenances of a regular human: food, drink, sleep, etc. SCP-132 is diagnosed with duodenal peptic ulcer disease, but is otherwise completely healthy. SCP-132, when successfully isolated from other humans, has a euthymic disposition. However, when in the direct presence of others, SCP-132 will accumatively acquire the negative or positive dispositions of those present. SCP-132 apparently has no control over these abilities. The radius of this "affective absorption" is unknown. It has been recorded to reach ranges of 300 square kilometers, though the strength of the radius effectively decreases with altitude or depth. Because of the vast numbers of those on Earth suffering outnumbering those flourishing, negative disposition frequently outweighs positive. SCP-148 has been found to help filter outside human affects. During these affective absorptions, SCP-132 will exude a dark, viscous liquid from her facial orifices. CAT scans have revealed this liquid to originate in the pharanx, although it's ultimate origin is presently unknown.
774: SCP-132 - Sufferer of the World's Sorrow 775: Anonymous
>>802699
The amount of this fluid excreted is dependant upon how severely negative disposition outweighs the positive. Analyses have shown that this liquid is composed 40% of bodily fluids (mucus, blood, bile and cytoplasm) and most of the remainder of an unidentified, black acid of pH-2.3. Unsuprisingly, SCP-132 will complain that this substance "burns the inside of my face". Other symptoms of SCP-132'S affective absorption include migraines, depression, aches, nausea, convulsions, hypochondriasis, paranoia, hallucinations, and what have been substantiated to be factual visions. Visions are almost excusively of past and present situations involving mass deaths. The severity of these symptoms varies depending on the level of negative affect SCP-132 experiences.
781: SCP-132 - Sufferer of the World's Sorrow 782: Anonymous
>>802701
Addendum 132-01: SCP-132's room have been successfully installed with reinforcement of SCP-148 [see Addenda-148]. SCP-132 is responding well and no longer requires active access to antisymptomatic medications.

Addendum-132-02: SCP-132 has requested psychiatric conditioning of her abilities. Request approved. Aquisition of a qualified parapsychological psychiatrist is pending.

Document #132-1: Concerning SCP-132's discovery and admission.

SCP-132 was born in [DATA EXPUNGED], Palau in 198? and had lived there most of her life. She has reportedly experienced these absorption abilities for as long as she can remember. SCP-132 was discovered when Agent ????-???????? was vacationing in [DATA EXPUNGED], Palau in 200? and encountered SCP-132 displaying her odd behavior. Interested, Agent ????-???????? approached SCP-132 and inquired about her condition. Upon concluding that SCP-132 warranted Special Containment Procedures, he recommended SCP-132 submit herself to the Foundation, promising to suppress SCP-132's abilities. SCP-132 hastily agreed. Because of Agent ????-????????'s unproffesional approach of SCP-132's admission [refer to PROTOCOL-XII of Retrieval Code of Conduct], he was subsequently terminated.
806: Anonymous
>>802781
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series#Operational_Information_on_SCPs
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SCP.
38: Anonymous
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series

For the SCP series.

Also, that one about your own corpse-from-the-future following you around in ghost form as you go about your everyday life, fantasizing about touching you and interacting with you, and then finally "plowing into you" as you go across the street, or something.

If someone could find that one for Mr. OP, that'd be a really good one. One of the scarier ones I've read that has its own plot.
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Let's rewrite them to be like those SCP's.

Except it could be SQP's (Special Quarentine Procedures) since the emphasis is to kill and not subdue.

I'd do it, but I don't have the other HTK's. I shoulda saved it too in hindsight.
125: Anonymous
>>800592
Terrible idea, SCP Sucks.
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Anonymous
Whats your favourite SCP?
50: Anonymous
can sumone post link to scp
75: Anonymous
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series#Operational_Information_on_SCPs

all there
81: Anonymous
OpenSSH's scp
93: Anonymous
can you please explain to me what a SCP is?
99: Anonymous
>>800925
We're sending them for you now. You'll be fed to SCP-601
117: Anonymous
>>801012
yeah, its a nice one.

How about we go on an SCP writing run? See if we can add a few good ones tonight
141: Anonymous
>>800833
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-166
189: Anonymous
The Sculpture (SCP-173)

Brix were shat
201: Anonymous
I don't get why SCPs are awesome. Help me, /x/.
214: Anonymous
>>802111

LOOK WHAT YOU DID, NOW THIS FGT IS BACK.
SCPS ARE SHIT. SHITTIER THAN HOLDERS.

And now that cruise control is off; Cog, I want to fuck you to death with a rake.
221:
>>800830
I'm glad to see someone likes the one I wrote. People on the SCP site criticize it for being too long.
240: Anonymous
I love the joke scps. my fav: http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-976
246: Anonymous
oh god, I lol'd so hard. http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-1004
253:
In response to rage, more SCP:
Item #: SCP-914

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures:

Only personnel who submit a formal request and receive approval from site command may operate 914. SCP-914 is to be kept in research cell 109-B with two guard personnel on duty at all times. Any researchers entering 109-B are to be accompanied by at least one guard for the entirety of testing. A full list of tests to be carried out must be given to all guard personnel on duty; any deviation from this list will result in termination of testing, forcible removal of personnel from 109-B, and formal discipline at site command??s discretion.

WARNING: at this time, no testing of biological matter is allowed. Refer to document 109-B:117. Applying the ??Rough?? setting to explosive materials is not advised.
260:
Description:

SCP-914 is a large clockwork device weighing several tons and covering an area of eighteen square meters, consisting of screw drives, belts, pulleys, gears, springs and other clockwork. It is incredibly complex, consisting of over eight million moving parts comprised mostly of tin and copper, with some wooden and cloth items observed. Observation and probing have showed no electronic assemblies or any form of power other than the ??Mainspring?? under the ??Selection Panel??. Two large booths (10??x7??x7??) are connected via copper tubes to the main body of SCP-914, labeled ??Intake?? and ??Output??. Between them is a copper panel with a large knob with a small arrow attached. The words Rough, Coarse, 1:1, Fine, Very Fine are positioned at points around the knob. Below the knob is a large ??Key?? that winds the ??Mainspring??.

When an object is placed in the Intake Booth, a door slides shut, and a small bell sounds. If the knob is turned to any position and the key wound up, SCP-914 will ??Refine?? the object in the booth. No energy is lost in the process, and the object appears to be in status until the Output Booth door is opened. Intense observation and testing have not shown how SCP-914 accomplishes this, and no test object has ever been observed inside SCP-914 during the ??refining?? process. The process takes between five and ten minutes, depending on the size of the object being refined.
274:
Document # 109-B:117: Dr.??? and Dr.??????? Test Log

Input: Subject D-186, male Caucasian, 42 years old, 108kg, 185cm tall. (setting: 1:1)

Output: Male Hispanic, 42 years old, 100kg, 188cm tall. Subject was very confused and agitated. Subject attacked security personnel. Subject terminated.


Input: Subject D-187, male Caucasian, 28 years old, 63kg, 173cm tall. (setting: Very Fine)

Output: [DATA EXPUNGED]. Subject escaped from test chamber, killing eight guards as well as Dr.??? and Dr.???????. Lockdown initiated. Subject causes containment failure of three SCP areas in continued escape attempt. Special response team engages subject, resulting in sever wounding of subject, partial memory loss in special response team members and corrosive damage to plumbing. Subject expired several hours later, dissolving into blue ash and blinding nearby research team.

Biological testing with SCP-914 discontinued.
281:
Working on some new ones too, sorry the other was so long. Anyone have some good pictures to make into SCP?
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It's SCP-094. Josie the Half-Cat walked on the remote keyboard controlling the containment field, and the whole place went to hell.
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Anonymous
Scp: 234

http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-234
14: Anonymous
It sucked.
I like SCP-113 more.
20: Anonymous
>>802630

Actually, OP and this guy, i wrote SCP 234. Now tell me, have you written anything?
26: Anonymous
>>802640
I wrote bunch of creepypastas and other stuff. I even have amazing ideas for SCP files, but I’m too moral to write it there. I should read all the SCP:s before writing anything and I have really better things to do at the moment.
32: Anonymous
>>802640
>Actually, OP and this guy, i wrote SCP 234

Have a fucking cry. So someone didn't like the shit you wrote. Thousands more will feel the same. Deal with it. Or don't write publicly ever again. Your choice.

You ask the question "have you written anything?"
What are you trying to say here? What's your point? I can only assume you think you are above people because you wrote some stupid little story. Ha. Hahaha.

I love people like you. You're so stupid, you make me laugh. Thanks.
50: Anonymous
>>802716
Please stay the fuck away from the SCP series you holier-than-thou prick.
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Introducing the spiritual successor to the SCP, I bring to you, the SQP!

Emphasis of these files is to kill or subdue, not simply containment.

Hopefully this will inspire someone else to make more of these, abit more creatively too. I only have like 6 of these prepared, so I hope someone can take after me.
Layout:

SQP-XXX
(in the spirit of SCP, there won't be a SQP-000)

Name:

Aliases:

Classification: Docile, Civilized, Hostile
Comment too long. Clickhereto view the full text.
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Anonymous
Is anyone on today a good writer?
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-098
20: Anonymous
Who the fuck wrote an SCP for that retarded urban legend? Fuck.
26: Anonymous
SCP series sucks now
---------------- C:\x\806505.html ---------------- 122: Anonymous
Also I forgot to mention the sand pits in Bellingham Mass. The place is gigantic and reminds me alot of an alien landscpae. We explored it one night and were pretty creeped out.

Theres some machinery still left there. We went over a hill and through the woods to find a landfill type place. Its a very cool place to explore.
---------------- C:\x\807618.html ---------------- 130: Anonymous
Item #: SCP-069
Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-069 is to be kept in a warm, damp environment. If removed, or handled by male personnel, the object will become hostile and will force itself into the nearest small, dry space. SCP-069 can only be handled by female Class D personnel, although those (most) chosen by the personnel will be covered in a viscous organic solution after several seconds.
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Anonymous
Dear, my fellow /x/philes what do you think of the SCP series. I think it is creative and sometimes interesting, but sometimes the lack of creativity makes Dragonforce jealous.
14: Anonymous
SCP-173 is a pretty cool guy eh breks neks and doesnt afraid of anything
20: Anonymous
i think SCP-173 is a pretty cool guy eh breks neks and doesnt afraid of anything
32: Anonymous
There's a whole collection of 'em on this site.

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com

But yeah, some of 'em are really clichéd, but the good ones make up for it.
44: Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
I read a few of the first ones, was mildly impressed by the photography and some of the concepts seemed kinda neat. As I scrolled further down, the writing got worse and worse, and even juvenile at some points. The photos ceased to be cool--most are pictures of everyday objects accompanied by some ludicrous exposition--this bag EATS things, or OH, can't forget "THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD," which happens to be contained in a porta-potty. The blackouts and ACCESS DENIED things are pretty fucking lame too, bargain basement X-Files.

I actually liked this one though, SCP-097: NEGRO BANK.

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-097

Yes, yes, RACISM LOL, but past that, the bank actually looks quite malevolent, and the backstory isn't too bad. Respectfully subdued, not too crazy over-the-top.
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New SCP Site 11: Anonymous
Apparently the SCP site has moved to a new better one. I've checked it out. It's pretty cool. Here's the link: http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com
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SCP-173 11: Anonymous
SCP-173

Object class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
27: Anonymous
>>809499

Same poster.

And this is the SCP - 173 image.
39: Anonymous
>>809497

The original SCP.

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/
51: Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking.

Sounds like the stone angels from Doctor Who
81: Anonymous
SCP #754890247584930278473219047839201 So there's this thing, right? And it is in a jar, okay? And like, the jar is in a room somewhere. And there are these guys who stand outside the room and keep people from coming in unless they have the right clearance. I think the clearance is umm... lvl 2 or something. And if you touch the thing in the jar, you will implode or something. BRIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
87: Anonymous
SCP-1897554
Object class: 7 i guess

It's a dog turd in a shoe box. Don't open it
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Anonymous
Hey /x/,

I'm working on one of those "interactive stories" where you can choose your own storyline. The thing is, it's about items that the government doesn't want normal people to have, so I need all of the best "strange items" stories to write it. I recommend SCP series (http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-series) the Holders (
http://theholders.org/?Special:Series_List) or Warehouse 23 (http://www.warehouse23.com/basement/). Thanks for your help.

TL;DR: Post as much "strange item" creepypasta as possible.
20: Anonymous
SOunds good. LINK WHEN DONE PLX.

Good old holders and SCP.
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Welcome to /x/. Expect the following to be posted over and over and over and over and over....

SCP #754890247584930278473219047839201 So there's this thing, right? And it is in a jar, okay? And like, the jar is in a room somewhere. And there are these guys who stand outside the room and keep people from coming in unless they have the right clearance. I think the clearance is umm... lvl 2 or something. And if you touch the thing in the jar, you will implode or something. BRIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IN 1864 THERE WAS A GUY AND HE DID SOME SHIT AND HE DIED IF U DON'T POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD HE WILL TURN U INTO A NIGGER

I was sleeping and I woke up and I was PARALYSED and I saw a black figure and it laughed at me and vanished and I could move. WHUT HAPPEN ME?!?!?!?!

Also I was DREAMING and I saw a nigger and he ate my dog and told me I was god and he wuz satan. IZ THEIS PRARARNRAIML?!?!?!?!

<--WHEN U SEE IT, ZOMG BRIX GUISE LOOK
---------------- C:\x\813030.html ---------------- 11: Anonymous
This is a pretty good SCP
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1007
21: Anonymous
So, is this where /x/ has been getting all the SCP story things, or did /x/ make this site?
27: SCP-147 - Anachronistic Television 28: Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
I found this one pretty good too
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-147
34: Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Caek!!

this site even has delicious cake!

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1004
46: Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-173
54:
Wow, SCP 173 is still making the rounds? I felt kinda lame when I originally posted it.
I feel warm and fuzzy now.
---------------- C:\x\814493.html ---------------- 392: Anonymous
Sally continue with run

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deoJUBW9CI8
http://video.google.fr/videoplay?docid=-2174735192720310346&q=orbes&ei=UFpwSNe5KpyijQL50_GKA
Q
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-097
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-004
http://video.google.fr/videoplay?docid=-364252079178347292&q=orbes&hl=fr
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGckCSyBxvQ
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nAq5aZSnf1k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLMVGTWCJpQ&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqi5F5MqqTQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oda2qm0We8E
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXHsCYDUF44&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6WZ67_gAy4
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Episode 4: Stigmata: The Wounds of Christ

Part 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zikBi6sCpew

Part 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=985koNHBdfM

Part 3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHT3X0eDyro

Episode 5: Ghosts, Apparitions and Haunted Houses
Can't find it
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Anonymous
Favourite SCP's, /x/?
14: Anonymous
Pic related. I read that SCP on /b/ in the dark one night. Scared the hell out of me.
I think God's a pretty cool SCP though.
44: Anonymous
SCP-882
68: Anonymous
>>818853
That's an episode of the X-Files not a SCP.
74: Anonymous
SCP stands for Sucks Chinese Penis.
114: Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Item #: SCP-998

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-998's containment cell is to be locked at all times. Personnel should not look into SCP-998's eyes under any circumstances. SCP-998's containment cell is observed on closed circuit video feed with a 10 second delay. Three armed guards are stationed outside of SCP-998's containment cell.

Description: SCP-998 appears to be a short Italian man with pale skin, brown hair, and a mustache. SCP-998 wears a green suit with overalls, and a green hat with an "L" insignia on it. SCP-998 is speculated to have been a plumber in his past. SCP-998 possesses super-human strength and agility, although it rarely uses this to attack personnel. SCP-998 will, however attack any animals released into its cell, especially turtles. SCP-998 prefers to kill by crushing the animals under his body weight. SCP-998 will never speak outside of excited hoots. SCP-998 will remain stationary unless it attacks something.

When personnel look into SCP-998's eyes, its gaze will instantly paralyze personnel. It then will either kill personnel via a variety of ways(mainly brain hemorrhaging), or transform them into SCP-998. It has been known to rupture souls and devour minds.

Since SCP-998 has no known form of biological reproduction as we know it, he uses his disturbing gaze to convert personnel into clones of himself.

SCP-998 was discovered into Nairobi, Kenya. There are 146 copies of SCP-998 now in existence.
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http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/

You're welcome. The Holder series like>>818738said are good too.
50: Anonymous
>>818738


SCP, not Holders.
---------------- C:\x\819878.html ---------------- 26: Anonymous
http://youtube.com/watch?v=h-8gJ8VIA4s
http://youtube.com/watch?v=57AFQ09FCQw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deoJUBW9CI8
http://video.google.fr/videoplay?docid=-2174735192720310346&q=orbes&ei=UFpwSNe5KpyijQL50_GKA
Q
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-097
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-004
http://video.google.fr/videoplay?docid=-364252079178347292&q=orbes&hl=fr
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGckCSyBxvQ
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nAq5aZSnf1k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLMVGTWCJpQ&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqi5F5MqqTQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oda2qm0We8E
541: Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Stigmata: The Wounds of Christ
Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zikBi6sCpew
Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=985koNHBdfM
Part 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHT3X0eDyro


Have We Lived Before?
Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in4ly75Is1g
Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqgFXiFP4-Y
Part 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhjI_AemL7M
---------------- C:\x\821404.html ---------------- 74: Anonymous
>>822687

That was a picture for an SCP, do you know what number it wALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
---------------- C:\x\821453.html ---------------- 1095: Anonymous
Item #: SCP-998

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-998's containment cell is to be locked at all times. Personnel shouldn't look into SCP-998's eyes in any form or fashion at all costs. SCP-998's containment cell is observed on closed circuit video feed with a 10 second delay. Three armed guards are stationed outside of SCP-998's containment cell.

Description: SCP-998 appears to be a short Italian man with pale skin, brown hair, and a mustache. SCP-998 wears a green suit with overalls, and a green hat with an "L" insignia on it. SCP-998 is specualted to have been a plumber in his past. SCP-998 possesses super-human strength and agility, although it rarely uses this to attack personnel. SCP-998 will, however attack any animals released into its cell, escpecially turtles. SCP-998 prefers to kill by crushing the animals. SCP-998 will never speak. SCP-998 will remain stationary unless it attacks something.

When personnel look into SCP-998's eyes, its gaze will instantly paralyze personnel. It then will either kill personnel via a variety of ways(mainly brain hemmorhage), or transform them into SCP-998. It has been known to rupture souls and devour minds.

Since SCP-998 has no known form of biological reproduction as we know it, he uses his disturbing gaze to convert personnel into clones of himself.

SCP-998 was discovered into Nairobi, Kenya. There are 146 copies of SCP-998 now in existence, though those copies are unable to create copies as the original can.
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>>822686
Holders
SCP series.
---------------- C:\x\821978.html ---------------- 14: Anonymous
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-075

"Item #: SCP-075

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-075 is to remain contained in a small, dry and cold area. The humidity may not exceed 1%. Calcium chloride must be available at all times in order to maintain this level. If this level of humidity is exceeded, evacuate all the personnel and shut the site down until it decreases back to its acceptable level.
Hermetic suits must be worn when tests are run on SCP-075. Injection tests, as well as every test which involves a liquid solution are strictly forbidden. If such a solution comes in contact with SCP-075, immediately shut down the area and sterilize it with either fire or cold until every liquid is in solid or vaporous state.
Personnel in said area are not allowed to be evacuated. The sterilization must not be delayed."
20: Anonymous
Description: SCP-075 has the shape of a snail, except the muscular 'foot' resembles a six-fingered hand. It is 20 cm in length, 13 in width, and has a mass of ~860 kg. This exceptional density is yet to be understood.
In its acceptable state, SCP-075 is almost completely dry. Desiccation is the only known means of paralysis.
When not desiccated, SCP-075 moves at an alarming speed for its size. It adopts the behavior of a predator, jumping at and drenching its prey in an acidic solution seemingly secreted from pores on the muscular 'foot'. No currently available acid can match the power of SCP-075's secretions. Given SCP-075's threatening level when not disabled, this acid may not be harvested. Therefore, no material resisting to its corrosive power has been found yet.

Addendum [SCP-075f]: All tests meant to harvest SCP-075's acid must be approved and supervised by all Level-4 personnel of the site. However, approval of said personnel can not override the interdiction to introduce any liquid solution near SCP-075, including its acid.

Addendum [SCP-075g]: A cup of acid from SCP-075 was successfully harvested by using SCP-294. Testing is underway to determine what, if any, known substance is immune to the acid. Testing is also underway to determine why the cup provided by SCP-294 is inherently immune to the acid's effects.
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Found this new SCP pretty good
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-165
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>>826802

Before I would have been perfect okay with sharing the email. After reading the thread though I'm a little scared too (mostly because you were).

The screen name however was SCP-134. Odd that anyone could get my email as I hardly use it and I've just recently started using MSN again.
252: Anonymous
>>826806
"SCP-134"?

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-134

Coincidence, I'm sure. But ahhahah.
---------------- C:\x\832819.html ---------------- 11: Anonymous
The new SCP site is pretty awesome
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-002
23: Anonymous
>SCP
>awesome
wat?
29: Anonymous
>>832819
It is, except someone should tell them SCP stands for "Special Containment Procedure".

Their motto makes it seem as though they didn't know that.
---------------- C:\x\836146.html ---------------- 14: Anonymous
Type 3: Revelation

Creepypasta that tries to mess with your sense of security in everyday life, or otherwise tell you something creepy about the real world.
Stereotypical form: "Hey, do you know [common everyday phenomenon]? That's actually [creepy alternate explanation of phenomenon]." / "There exists [looming danger in everyday situation]."
Examples: A dozen stories about mirrors being gateways to an evil anti-world and the like, Nightmares coming from outside the brain, Negative energy spot on wall behind you, Wardrobe to another reality ("everyone misses you"), Similarities between horror icons, Static on TV

Type 4: Relic

Creepypasta that pretends not to be fiction, but a relic of the story itself, to make it seem more real for extra brickshitting effect. I think this type is kind of rare.
Examples: SCP series, Scientist's Log

A few stories belong to multiple of these categories. The "they hurt her" cancerpasta is an anecdote about a girl getting killed as well as the instruction to repost it, and the one about tricking your reflection into error is both a revelation and an easter egg, I think. And I think the relic type is usually also about an anecdote of sorts, and it also has some overlap with the easter egg type.

This is by no means supposed to be a perfect classification system. But it's a start.
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Anonymous
Has /x/ seen the new SCP site?

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-165

is a good new one
---------------- C:\x\845097.html ---------------- 76: Anonymous
I personally, just downloaded it myself, and needed the epsxe (playstation emulator) to run it. Had to download a couple plugins for it though. Too lazy to rapidshit, but you can google SCPH1001, and a correct video plugin. I'm pretty noob at computers, but the Emulator tells you pretty clearly what it needs. <- plus google = game.
---------------- C:\x\845360.html ---------------- 1006: Anonymous
Stigmata: The Wounds of Christ
Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zikBi6sCpew
Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=985koNHBdfM
Part 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHT3X0eDyro


Have We Lived Before?
Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in4ly75Is1g
Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqgFXiFP4-Y
Part 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhjI_AemL7M
---------------- C:\x\847414.html ---------------- 838: Anonymous
Seriously, are Lovecraft threads going to become the same as religion threads? People yell back and forth, accomplishing nothing?

At least with religion, that sort of shit makes sense. It's all crazy. But Lovecraft wrote HORROR. Whether his shit's good or not, /x/ should lap it up. Look at what else we like - the Holders, SCP, creepypasta written by losers who probably haven't even graduated college.
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This should be SCP #001 and I won't take no for an answer. 11: Anonymous
Item #: SCP-001

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Self-contained within the Sol System.

Description: Mostly Harmless.
---------------- C:\x\850147.html ---------------- 14: Anonymous
One of the SCPs?

If so, you can look for it here:

http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series
---------------- C:\x\851151.html ---------------- 26: Anonymous
scp anyone?
---------------- C:\x\854060.html ---------------- 50: Anonymous
You can also get it here. It's under notes. They have a lot of creepy pasta here.

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/creepy-pasta
---------------- C:\x\855500.html ---------------- 288: Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>855518
>matter resembling blood or feces on the floor, and a >large "statue" constructed out of a heavy material

SCP-173!!!
---------------- C:\x\856179.html ---------------- 639: Anonymous
could it be a scp or item?
645: Anonymous
>>857356
scp? srry newfag
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Anonymous
Dear x, the other day me and my friend were browsing SCP-Wiki's creepy pasta thred. *hes a newfag im sorta mentoring* and we came the "The Voice" thred. in short it says if you trick your ears into hearing a underlying voice that is ever present. by complete silence then loud noise.then silence again.. supposedly it tells the future and whatnot. W/e well as Soon as we finished reading this he said thats complete nonsense and walked out of my Nice dark computer room. (aka the closet Its walk in and huge, not to mention it has a emo-goth look and feel. from the origanal owners or something so its perfect. well i was a little annoyed he would get pissed over some Obviously stupid creepy pasta. but when i saw him today he looked like he hadnt slept ate or anything. i hadnt seen him in 3 days since he left, but he has had a complete mannerism change and wont tell me why he's acting this way. and most importantly he keeps looking over his shoulder now, so i figgured that he tried it and tricked himself into hearing something. so i laughed and said its all in your head man. get over it eh? he looked at me and said flatly they tell me im supposed to be here with someone who would believe, but not stupid enough to expose themselves. they say not to leave his or her sight or he would be open to the full brunt of the shadows ire.
66: Anonymous
um.... fuck..... no no ritual i just did what the creepy pasta said... it sayd trick your ears into hearing the silence. so to speak. here read it http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/random-stories and cntrl+f the voice, um.. ya. the pictures wont upload... idk im not getting reception? ive been looking around. my friend (chris) is rocking back in forth. im sure hes gone nuts. travis is freaking out at us. ill let him keep writing. the voices stopped..... just stopped. but then beneath the door the thing was sposed to be by or something i saw something walking. almost like signs or something...... fucking scared
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http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series
20: Anonymous
>>856535
FAIL

They moved:
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/

Pass is SCP if you join.
32: Anonymous
>>856537
I think I just found my new reading material for the next couple of weeks. After reading several I think it'd be awesome for a "Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth" type 1st person game to be made out of the SCP series.
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>>864516
Is that the creepy SCP 173 (or some other #) that only moves when you arent looking at it?

Oh sorry, by "creepy", I mean fake.
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Google SCP-137
Follow the wikia link
Put on creepy music
Read the hundreds of entries
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scp.
51: Anonymous
HURRR I CAN POEST SCPS ALSO GUISES
63: Anonymous
>>861722
I believe this is relevant to your interests:
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/
82: Anonymous
>>861574

Which scp is this?
88: Anonymous
I remember when scp wasn't lame.
102:
For the record, you lazy fucks don't deserve this.

Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must be looking at SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.
Description: Moved to Site19 1993, little is known about item number SCP-173's origins. It is constructed from concrete and rebar and was once painted with Crylon brand spraypaint.
SCP-173 is animate and malevolent, if given the chance it will kill anyone within its line of site. Its weakness however is that it does not move while being watched. Despite this paralysis it is still highly dangerous, able to cover at least 2 meters in the literal blink of an eye. It typically kills by either snapping the victim's neck from behind, or grabbing the victim's throat and strangling them. Whatever animates SCP-173 does not give it much force with which to break things; as seen above, a large room with unbarred windows is fully capable of containing it. Its grip however is unbreakable, as when it is not moving the statue is as hard and strong as concrete.
While left alone in its room, one can hear a stone-on-stone scraping from within that is believed to be the sound of the SCP-173 moving about.
The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. We don't know (nor wish to find out) where it comes from or how it arrives but SCP-173's container will slowly fill with these substances. In order to ensure that bacterial growth within does not begin to damage the building it is contained in, and to maintain some level of sanitation, the enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
120: Anonymous
and what the hell is SCP?

some fictional list of scary objects or something?
134: Anonymous
>>861925
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/Continue_on#Operational_Information_on_SCPs
140: Anonymous
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series

The SCP series. SCP stands for Special Containment Procedure.

Here's another wiki, which is really more of a directory of odd /x/ related articles on Wikipedia.
http://brix.wikispot.org/Categories%5F-%5FStart%5FHere%2521
146: Anonymous
some pretty neat stuff on scp
153:
Actually the new site is http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com
190: Anonymous
http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-173
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>>862223
one missed call is a movie about people that hear their death happening over their cell phone. or someone else die. the best thing to do is not to answer it and to discard it, give it to SCP or something. obliterate it with a hammer and never get another cellphone
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http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-series

Here. Read some SCP.
100: Anonymous
SCP-294, The Coffee Machine
Object Class : Elucid

Special Containment Procedures: There are no standard special containment procedures on file for Item SCP-294. However, only personnel of security clearance level 2 or higher are allowed to interact with it (see document SCP-294a). SCP-294 is currently being stored in the 2nd floor personnel break room and is monitored by two guards of security clearance level 3 at all times.

Description: Item SCP-294 appears to be a standard coffee vending machine, the only noticeable difference being an entry touchpad with buttons corresponding to every alphanumeric character of the English language. Upon depositing fifty cents US currency into the coin slot, the user is prompted to enter the name of any liquid using the touchpad. Upon doing so, a standard 12-ounce paper drinking cup is placed and the liquid indicated is poured. Ninety-seven initial test runs were performed (including requests for water, coffee, beer, soda, and non-consumable liquids such as sulfuric acid, wiper fluid, and motor oil) and each one returned a success.
106: Anonymous
>>865186

It is of note that after approximately fifty uses, the machine would not respond to further requests. After a period of approximately 90 minutes, the machine seemed to have restocked itself. It is also interesting to note that many caustic liquids that would have eaten through a normal paper cup seemed to have no effect on the cups dispensed by the machine.

Further testing is scheduled, especially for liquids of extreme temperatures such as molten metals and liquid nitrogen. As suggested, SCP-294 was moved to the 2nd floor personnel break room as a money-saving venture. Following incident 294-01, guards were stationed at the item and a security clearance became necessary to interact with it.
112: Anonymous
>>865189

Document SCP-294a (regarding incident 294-01): On August 21, 2005, Agent Joseph ?????? attempted to utilize Item SCP-294 to obtain coffee during his alloted break time at 9:30 AM. At the request of Agent ????? ????????? "to see what it would do", ?????? requested "a cup of Joe" from the item. Moments after confirming the selection, Agent Joseph ?????? began to sweat profusely and complained of dizziness before collapsing. After being moved to the infirmary, the medical team recovered the contents of the cup dispensed by Item SCP-294; a foul-smelling combination of blood, bits of flesh, and other various bodily fluids. Most disturbingly, testing revealed the DNA sequence of the biological material dispensed by Item SCP-294 matched that of Agent ??????.

Agent ?????? made a complete recovery in the infirmary after four weeks of rest and intravenous hydration. X-rays and CAT scans showed no further signs of injury, and ?????? was released. Both agents were reprimanded. Recommend additional security placed in the area of Item SCP-294.
118: Anonymous
>>865191

Addendum [SCP-294f]: After reviewing documentation on SCP-294, ??????????? suggested testing SCP-294's ability to 'retrieve' specific liquids from several distances. The theory [DATA EXPUNGED]. Included in ??????????? report was a suggestion of using SCP-294 as a method of assassination by draining a target's fluids. Use of SCP-294 in such a way is highly discouraged, primarily for the possibility of discovery.

Addendum [SCP-294g]: Attempts to use the paper cups delivered by SCP-294 to contain SCP-075's acid excretion resulted in failure. Apparently, the paper cups can only contain the liquid last selected in SCP-294's touchpad. Further testing of this phenomenon is scheduled.
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http://brix.wikispot.org/Categories_-_Start_Here%2521

Here's the link to the SCPs, too.
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series
38: Anonymous
>>865496

SCP Series got moved to here:

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/

Besides, only the original and Wendigo Skull are actually brix shitting. The rest are written by mechanical engineering students and 14 year old girls.
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looks like OP found scp for the first time
56: Anonymous
>>865919
Sculpture in real life. Artist name s lost to the ages.
Who cares, it is greater than the artist.

Otherwise /x/ meme. Google scp wiki for related creepypasta
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>>865930
Object class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
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http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/
82: Anonymous
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>>865961
One of the least original SCP out there.
And that's saying something
100: Anonymous
>>866114
You dumb shit, that is the FIRST SCP
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>>866021
This is what you get when you try too hard. Why the hell would an organization trying to keep these things out of the normal world make a fucking website about it? It destroys the whole secret organization feel. Way to hijack and ruin someone else's good idea.

I always guessed SCP was an acronym for "Special Containment Protocol", by the way. Their interpretation is apparently "to Secure, Contain, and Protect." They made it a slogan.
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Anonymous
sup /x/

any good web for short horror stories? other than SCP

pic somehow related
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http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/
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There's a good deal of it here:
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/creepy-pasta
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OMG SCPANTERA IS OVERSIGHT! THINK ABOUT IT:

SCPANTERA POSTS VIDS ON YOUTUBE. SO DOES OVERSIGHT!

OVERSIGHT POSTED A NEW VID TODAY. WHO ELSE POSTED A VID TODAY? SCPANTERA!

THAT'S HARD EVIDENCE GUYS!!!
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