This is not a note

"We are watching" or "They are everywhere"

"please help me"

"Your life simulator console is reheating. Please exit and reboot current game ASAP, or risk losing all saved data."

"now what?"
"it stops soon"


"They can't stop me"
on the back will be a bunch of random names of unsolved murder victims and "you are next"

made you look

"don't turn around"

bump, because this would actually be rather cool to try

>>1037422
brix would be shat.

I once wanted to leave a sign saying "WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T LOOK BEHIND YOU" in an open space, and use a hidden cam to check how many people would actually look behind them after reading it.

"I am watching you read this"
on the back "lets go home"

Copy/Paste from older thread:

Thanks for stopping just long enough for me to get a picture.

RUN

Stopping, in the middle of the road, to read a note? We were right about you.

The game starts now.

They still haven't noticed. I think we're safe.

Thank you for picking up this note. You are our new target.

We know.

Some might of ignored this note, but thanks to you my soul has a new home in yours.

actually I think I did forget my meds today...thanks

"The devil was never so proud"
back: "only you remain"

CUT OFF THEIR LIMBS

bricks were shat

>>1037452
blood stained on the back of napkin = win

I saw you do it.

"Soon now...soon"

TEH CAEK IZ A LIE LOL xD

From another thread,

"I have the artefact; meet me at the usual spot in three days. Bring a crucifix."

"I see you."
"Thanks for the brakes."
"Happy birthday, my child."
"Watch out for children without eyes."
"Why did you leave me?"
"Check your inbox for further instructions."

"I can't believe you think it's all real"

"By the time you finish reading this, you'll no longer be able to escape."

This message will self destruct in 10 seconds.

"No"

"Mary had a little lamb
with fleece as white as snow
and everywhere where Mary went
___________________________"

See how long they puzzle why the last sentence is missing.

Better idea: drop coded messages. Make them unnerving messages like "If you truly believe, stand under the large oak in the park at the midnight of a new moon." See who shows up.

Bonus points if you go out to greet them wearing a maroon and black cloak.

Alternatively, drop notes covered in infernal symbols. Best used if you sit down in a quiet public place where you'll get noticed, pull it out of a sealed envelope, read it, shake with fear, and then stumble off, leaving the note behind. Gotta sell that shit.

>>1037510
Yeah, no. These days, it'll just make people think you're an annoying LARP nerd.

Come on, a fucking cloak?

>>1037515

Cultin' ain't easy, but it is necessary.

"You can't stop us. There's so many of us now you wouldn't believe it."

>>1037519
No, it's not.

"Watch for the children. There's something lurking behind their eyes now."

"Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around
and desert you"

Or...

"You just lost The Game."

"The girl at the coffee store knows the answer. We must be cautious."

"Be my Valentine"

"Hugs make people happy"

"There will always be someone there for you. Right outside your house, during night. Waiting..."

"I'm glad you showered yesterday. Your hair always smells amazing the next morning."

"Your commission is complete. Meet at the usual place, and be sure to bring a knife. I hope you haven't forgotten our payment arrangements."

"The answer was the piano itself. Hit the low A and you'll hear the whispers too."

"Clickety clack, watch your back"

"I love you :3"

"Keep that door closed at all times. If you open it the thing behind it will"

Rip off the bottom half.

"God is dead. Man killed him. Weep for the world without a God."

Archived threads cannot be recreated by fucks like you.
I hope you get an illness for this failed attempt.

"I only exist because you let me."

"Come to the dark water again. I'll always be waiting there."

"My name is ______. And now I know yours."

In the blank, you scrawl any lovecraftian gibberish unpronounceable-by-human-mouthparts name you want. Bonus points if you write this note in a dead language on artificially aged paper.

the next person you talk to is lying

What I find really useful for fucking with people is writing the same thing, in different parts of the same area. (for example, in an office building, write it in the toilets, on random desks, etc)

Now, I favour VICHAMA IS COMING HOME.

COWER SEER THE DEAD GOD STRAINS AGAINST HIS MORTAL BONDS.

Use names of "real" but almost forotten gods. Try not use serial killers and shit because thats predictable. DO NOT USE CTHULLU.

"Morrigan wields her blade at midnight" is a good starter. You could try to mix in some Biblical quotes, of the fire and brimstone variety.

>>1037599
the neck purse they listen is to lying

if you read this u r gay

"get help" scrawled all over the note.
"Uiracocha has returned!"
"Beware, the next person you meet is not what meets the eye"
"You just got rickrolled"
"As you hold this, your life is mine"
"regular server maintenance in a few seconds"
"This is a reality glitch. Burn it or the agents will track you down"

"You have cancer."

Some of these are good.

The majority are just god awful shit that sound like children came up with it.

"pool's closed due to AIDS"

>>1037604
"Morrigan wields her blade at midnight"

I guarantee that if You actually do this at your work, everybody knows it is you.

Protip: Doing this ALL CAPS LAWK GOD IS GOING TO KILL YOU shit will just make people think some retard left it.

You have to be subtle, and leave a message that makes them think then come to a disturbing realization.

>>1037621
I lol'd like a motherfucking seagull on drugs.

"She isn't real."
"But they are."

"In the water."

"Harlot"

"The pills you take only hold you further from the truth"
Thats all I got.

>>1037704
Been watching the Matrix lately?

"There is cum on this paper"


Really, mindfucking notes aren't really all that mindfucking without some kind of follow up.

>>1037712
Actually no. First thing that came to mind for me.

>>1037713
The cum thing might actually work. Altough it won't scare them, it'll surely gross them out.

"the only way out is to kill your self."

"To wake up in real life you must die in the dream"

very relevant to my interests...

3 sticks butter
2 loaves bread
1 gallon milk
hatchet
ammonia
bleach
red wine
20ft rope
latex gloves

>>1037794
If those are your interests, I suggest visiting a psychiatrist.

>>1037800
I'd only do so to leave silly messages where the worse of the patients could find them

Heres one.

Take an envelope, and write OPEN ME on the outside. Put coloured sugar (or any kind of powder) and put a little bit inside the envelope, with a second sheet saying THANK YOU.

Seal it, and leave it.

none of this shit is scary

pring out the white japanese face and put it in places. you know the one

"they know"

"Mom decided no more eggs. If I find anymore, they'll get all over the place. I saw one in the library, but paid no mind. Even though I kept the mom, the babies still know me and seem to respect me for some reason. It's pretty cool. I bet I could get enough and take over this boring town with them. I know that the mom could, if she were still alive, at least. All show you them after school. But bring mustard, that way, they won't try to eat you. They hate mustard. I don't need it because I still have the mother's body. I made a hilarious mask out of the mom's head. I'll let you wear it some time."

Write 'HELP ME' on a soggy piece of paper and attach it to a piece of string. Cover the other end of the string in fake blood, and leave the note on the pavement, with the bloodied end of the string hanging down a drain or under a car.

"Once abroad you will not stop thinking. This is not a note, but merely a vivid representation of one. You've been in here for a while, this might help you out of it. Think closely. Who do you really know?

Zhofrph#krph1"

>>1037538
I actually picked up a paper once that said I lost the game....I was annoyed

>>1038164
Fun idea, except for the fact that no one's going to pick up a soggy piece of paper.

tonight

Not a note, per se, but get a jumpsuit (preferably white) Hockey Mask (same) and cover yourself in fake blood (or if you stay in the vicinity of an abotoir, real) and your car too. Proceed to wash car and stare at anyone who glances at you twice.

Yes, I stole that from Trigger Happy TV, but it works.

shes lying

"I'll show you something only Gods have seen...
...Just wait"

It has been reported that some victims of rape, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not WAKE UP. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren't being raped. The only way that they realized they needed to WAKE UP was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to WAKE UP. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and PLEASE WAKE UP.

I had this AIM conversation where my friend said something and I had to print out the clip, screen name and all. I had a few sheets and I posted them around town. One of the notes was still taped up 5 months later. haha

"I can't cum without a dick in my ass."

>10382230

>>1037437
>Some might of ignored this note, but thanks to you my soul has a new home in yours.
*might have

>1038231

"If you are reading this, it is too late. You cannot run."

On the back, scrawled messily:

"THEY WILL FIND YOU"

>>1038235

Oh, and also, for bonus points, burn the corners of it, or make it look weathered.

Try not to use a clean note.

>>1037483
Haha, that's one of mine.

I ended up putting that note in an old Latin book on the existence of souls or something (my Latin sucks) in the theology section of our university library.

>>1037500
I don't get it, either. But maybe that's the point.

Another idea: calligraphy. The most beautifully decorated letters that on themselves merit looking at the note well and long. And then make the actual contents something incredibly disturbing.
I think that might be a good idea.

I think the vaguer they are, the better. Like: "You really shouldn't go."

Go where? Away from the note? On a trip next week? Home? It'll give them a lot to think about. Then if something at all bad happens, they'll remember the note and shit brix.

I knew you'd read this.

I leave bible verses in binary code on toilet seats. Just for fun.

BRO FIST

...........
...................__
............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
.........\.................'...../
..........''...\.......... _.·´
............\..............(

IF YOUR DAD IS A JERK POST THIS FIVE TIMES TO BECOME A BRO

STOP CHILD ABUSE TODAY

I put "Wake up. We miss you." on a bathroom stall door at college.

Brix shat?

"he knows. don't go home."

"They lied. They didn't want to worry you. It's real."

"Why did you have to pick this up?"

"I told them this was a bad idea. God, I'm so sorry."

<-----

>>1038380
Although that one's more funny, if you think about the implications it's kind of creepy.

I think if you put "Go home john" or any name really and put them around lots of places eventually someone named john will pick it up.

>>1038413

This is a good idea and since John is a common name, it should work. Any name thats common, really.

"Don't eat the green ones."

"I'll tell you all I know...meet"

"Look in the water"

"He was following you for a while, but don't worry I took care of him."

" 2lbs of cheese, 5 cutting knives, 2 Broccoli crowns, 1 tbs cinnamon, 2 pints of blood, 1 Roman Apple, 1 electric carving knife, 30 ft of barb wire."

"Do you have any idea of what youve done??"

I would write some saucy love note, along the template of

Dear (name)

Blah blah love sex want your genitalia blah blah fuck me blah blah sex.

Signed,
(name) xoxox

or something ridiculous like

"Do you see the camera behind you on top of the lightpost?"
or
"You have stopped the world. Discard and begin again."

>>1038380
The obligatory pic in every creepy notes thread.

If you are reading this, its too late.

Then write some shit, rip off the bottom, leaving only the tops of the letters, so it looks like the rest of the message was ripped off.

>>1038426
I was surprised it hadn't already been posted.

Get a regular sheet of letter stationary, date it to an old (i.e. 1940s) year, write an old letter about the implications of your experiment, and how if it ever got out, it would -

Tear the letter where the ramifications would begin, tea-stain it (so it's yellowed up and looks old), rough it up (make it feel old and worn, like it's been held close), put fake blood on your hand, clutch it as hard as you can, then let go. Then, on the back, write in quickly scrawled, messy handwriting, "Addendum: <today's date>

God help us all. He's free. What have i d"
Trail off the writing as if he was swiped mid-sentence.
Drop it anywhere people will pick it up.

"Just as planned"

Call him/her back. He/she misses you.

Suicide isn't the best answer...but it is an answer.

I love the way you hold me. :3

Why didn't you come here last night?

9456>9000/0=?

Lose weight now. Kill yourself.

>>1038428
Maybe I'm not the only one who's seen it a few dozen times already and thinks it's getting old, then.

>>1038437
Maybe you shouldn't read creepy note threads if you're so sick of a particular creepy note.

>>1038416
Yep you could try a few names and place them around the place. But not to close together of course.

>>1038432
>9456>9000/0=?
Anyone outside 4chan will miss the humour of something being over nine thousand or divided by zero.

>>1038429
So that's where the SCP's are from.

>>1038429
That's a cool idea.

>>1038441
Mathfags would be intrigued.

"Hey there lady-who-is-peeking-at-this-note-from-over-my-shoulder-as-i-am-writing-it, u r kind of hot lawl :P"

sup.

;D

Wut r u doin wit my daughter?

"thanks for reading this

now we are one

walk away."

>>1038491
That's just mean.

In the auditorium at my local college, somebody actually painted "there was a hole here; now it's gone" on the wall behind some random cardboard walls and props left over from the last school production.

Brix were shat by the teacher moving the props. I laughed because I got the joke.

I really think if you could find someone motivated enough, you could do this.

http://www.creepypasta.com/index.php?s=2d

>>1038506
Epic win.

Try bible verses, or just the numbers of the verses, lying around. It could be something that could be scary to some people or just take a random one to fick with religious people- anything's good.

Also, write John 6:54 in pigs blood on a wall

random cordinates and times might fuck with people as well

This is directed at one person, if you want someone you know to shit bri/x/ Make sure they won't take the first one seriously. Maybe even make it a note you leave on someones door, or desk.

First One: "They are watching you <persons name>. You don't have much time. Start running, get to <insert store or geographical location here> further instructions will await you there."

Second One:"You should have listened the first time we told you to run, <name>. It might be too late now, but you can try. Get to <diff store or location>. A man dressed in <whatever you want to wear> will meet you there. He will have a package. Take it, get at least 50 miles away, and open it. Further instructions will be provided."

From another thread:

Fold a piece of paper two or three times. On the front, write "Unfold me" and inside, write "You've allowed yourself to be controlled by a piece of paper. Imagine what something stronger can do."

If you're feeling ambitous, track fake blood into a dead end alley and write on a "bloodstained" note: Run away. Run away. Run away. Run away.Run away. Run away.Run away. Run away.

Write that until it barely fits on the page.

blah blah blah blah dragonforce

>>1038535
Good one.

>>1038548
also good one, I'd shit brix if I found a note saying that

A few weeks ago I found a note on top of a closet in a college building, saying "Congratulations, you are now the lucky winner of a dusty sleeve."

I lol'd.

"Read this quickly as there isn't much time. This is for your eyes only. Know that the whole world around you is an illusion, a fake. Know that everything you see, feel, hear, taste, or smell is just an illusion. Everything you know is a lie. But know that you aren't alone, and there are others that watch you, and care for you. There are also those that right now are watching with evil intent. Go now and burn this letter, as it is evidence of a glitch, and probably the last one you shall ever see. You must completely destroy it. I feel better knowing that you now know the truth, and shall see the world for what it really is.

Sincerely,
Guardian

P.S.- Work quickly and don't act suspicious, bad things are working swiftly against you right now as you read this. Don't show or tell anyone about this letter."

I would write the letter in very fancy writing, put it in an envelope, write READ ME on the front, and wax stamp the envelope closed, using a very strange insignia. I would probably put this in the mail pile of someone I know. I think it could cause some brix shitting.

"free yourselves from this madness" is written on a bus stop area nearby.

Top floor of the local parking garage just has "DO IT FAGGOT!" written on the ledge.

"Its easy, all you need to do is lean off the ledge and jump. See you soon."

"tonight....you"

"You have no idea how much this means to me."

>>1038573
I'd be disappointed to find out this was just a prank.

>>1038616

"You are now breathing and blinking, manually"

I did that, my schools library, two months before graduation, i'd take a random book and stick a notecard in it, various things, shit like

"I'm sorry, so very sorry that you have found this.
Fate has cursed me, and this was my only release
This card will make them aware of your presence, and spare me this hell.
I am so very sorry for what will happen to you..
You will see them soon.. I'm sorry."

>>1038656
LOL, niiice.

>>1038616
xfd

>>1038656
You're evil. LOL

>>1038645
Anyone who really knew those things would just burn the message into your flesh.

>>1038665
that was the only one I could remember, there were about 8 different ones I cycled through =/ I took "media center assistance" for an easy credit.. basically I did bitchwork, checked out books for people, put books back on shelves, but mostly sat on my ass, so i'd do it to pass the time :P

Great, you found this note. i needed someonE to end this all. i guess you'll do. i can see iT. it's been coming closer and closer lately. i can't tell you what it is but now that you've read this, you will see it. but don't make tHe same mistakEs. you don't have Long. be grateful.

Please.

>>1038104

That's pretty disgusting.

I love it.

"There is a website that can only be accessed at midnight. During this time you can enter the name of whoever you wish, of anyone that has wronged you, and they shall be taken straight to Hell. However, the Girl demands payment for her work, for at the time of your own death you too shall be taken to Hell, to suffer for all eternity.
Would you like to see what Death is like?

<enter website>"

"this is a note"

>>1038698
And then underneath you insert a shortlink URL to a rickroll.

>>1038698
http://www.jigokutsushin.co.nr/

"this note is vaguely dramatic" and on the back, scrawled messily: "ARENT YOU SCARED"

>>1038707
I hope no one is actually named "LOLCOCKS".

>>1038722
4chan should be going to hell sometime soon.

dude all these gay "LOL I AM STAKER I KNO WERE U R LIVE" bullshit isnt scary....at all if i found a note that said that i wouldnt be the least bit moved

Some time ago, I tried sending creepy notes like those via Myspace. Yeah, I was pretty bored. Then it hit me:
PEOPLE ARE FUCKING STUPID.
Everyone who replied just said "wut u mean u no wear i liev" or "lulz i dun get it". They're not even smart enough to be scared.

>>1038431

"This is probably the last thing I will ever write. I've seen what happened to the others, and now it's going to happen to me. God, I can feel myself dying. One bite. That's all it was. How could I have been so stupid? That wasn't my brother anymore. One bite, and now I'm dying. I can feel the hunger building up, my consciousness is slipping, oh god I'm dying. Somebody kill me before I die like the rest of them!"

>>1038708

I actually really like this one. Maybe only /x/philes would really get it, but if I saw this in the street, I'd just burst out laughing like a maniac, it'd be great.

The most merciful thing in the world is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.

Don't turn around or I'll do it.

my friend pulled this one on someone: painted on the ceiling over the target's bed in glow in the dark paint (which is white-ish so it matched the ceiling when the lights were on): "Can you get to the light switch before I grab you?"

>>1038224

that is the best yet.

fucking. win.
freaky.

If you're reading this, it means that they've found you.

>>1038984

That's fucking brilliant. I might nick that.

>>1037607
only post in this thread that didn't make me facepalm

>>1038336

> brix shat

I think that's a given, considering the location.

on a toilet cubicle door i saw

'smile. nobody's watching"

made me paranoid :(

someone wrote inside the toilet at an alternative club i go to "all your urine are belong to us" it made me smile.

/r/ing raep victim copy pasta, too dumb to save it.

"Are you still planning on doing it?"

"Don't forget what happened last time."

or any variation of this

IIIIIIIM STUCK IN A COMA!
STUCK IN A NEVER ENDING SLEEEEEEEEP

write "look up"
then write gullible on the ceiling

>>1038984
It must be done.

walk into a bar order a shot of jameson
then set an envelope down with "for your eyes only writen on it
and put everyone of these in a loooooooooooooooooooooooong letter in the envelope

>>1039162
disregard that already posted ITT cocks, suck them, etc

SAGE

"You get cake when your done"

"I'm about to rape you"

"Watashi no Kira"

or whatever is was, wata-something
oh, inb4 anifag

"Do you know what a Glasgow smile is? Turn around to find out."

Then below draw a happy face below it with one.

Dickbutt, all that is necessary.
Make sure you have a few more sticky notes and a sharpie for when the grumpy old fart reads it. Sit nearby and watch people's facial expressions. Epic lulz.

>>1039189
nice

>>1039308

This is fucking stupid. They'll know what it is and therefore wont turn around to find out.

Also, on the front "DON'T READ THE BACK", on the back "DON'T READ THE FRONT".

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

"(666)-007-2826"

If you don't get it, look at a cellphone for number to letter translations, but don't post it, you'll ruin it for the rest of us.

"When my work is done, the children will finally be able to play."

>>1039318
Well fine, don't draw it, but instead stand behind them in a black hoodie with the hood up, both hands in the pocket.

Or if you want to be more creepy to a select few, Nevada hoodie, fake blood stains on it. They'll shit brix, but you'll also probably get arrested...

>>1038984

That's just... fantastic.

we'll be here at 7:00

>>1039331
The idea is to make them think you have a knife in your pocket. Actually the whole second sentence is optional.

"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."

>>1039324
some one post it. I have full QWERTY keyboard on my phone.

"No one will ever believe you. Stop crying, just do it as I told you"

"She never left"

"Leave the corpse where it is, we will know if it works past the midnight"

>>1039416
Hahaha... you're screwed then, the /x/ hivemind says no.

>>1039416

It's just 666-00-SATAN

>>1039440
You go against the hivemind, you shall be expunged. Also, I just made that up off the top of my head, forgive the un-scariness.

leave a seemingly random phone number, but in reality its yours or one of your friends that will let you use theirs. now, let it ring when a number you don't know calls, and let it go to your voicemail/answering machine.

here's where it gets fun.

make your voicemail/answering machine message any kind of creepy message, or make it sound like they are hearing somebody get murdered/raped/beaten etc.

alternatively, leave the note with a friends number and a cryptic/creepy message, watching the lulz that ensue when your friend answers the phone and has no idea what the other person is talking about

Why would you pick up and read a discarded piece of paper? Curiosity? No... Something else drew you here.

"im raeping you right noa" on a road sign

There is not nor has there ever been such a thing as a meaningless coincidence.

shit on an envolope then write below it
"your fate [here]"

"You left the oven on"

"This note was made for you."

"This note was made for you."

"The cure is in the paper"

"In Soviet Russia, note reads you!"

don't blink. blink and you're dead.

bump

>>1039319
nice

could be taped on a cheap tape recorder and set to shout at random times at a public place.

>>1039174
lol'd in a way