ELIMINATE THE JEWS

Question: Are you Barak Obama?

A: If yes, then "Congratulations! You're the Anti-Christ"

If no then, "GB2 life"

I'm Satan, go fuck yourself junior, I make the rule around here!

>>1095775
Sorry pops, Ill just go masturbate to gay porn in the corner

Ger drunk, get laid, and forget about it.

You got a long, tough road ahead of you.

They never told you, but there's a failsafe. A small trinket, looks like it's made out of a strange flecked gold, sort of like a Celtic knot only not symmetrical at all and not continuous. It was first seen in 1912, in Cairo. Went through a series of merchants, ended up in the British Museum, went missing during the first World War, presumed stolen but no arrest was ever made.

You find this, and as long as you hold it it'll keep you from manifesting fully. Otherwise, get ready to welcome the apocalypse.

Go to Saskatchewan.

You'll quickly see the logic behind your daddy's little schemes, I assure you.

Go read Good Omens.

>>1095807
Are we talking, SCP?

Well, you should have let Ron Paul win.

go to my dream tonight. we have to talk.

>>1095978
The object itself shouldn't really exhibit any supernatural signs. It was constructed by mystical means, but not imbued with any power. It might have some residual energy, but probably less even than most objects taken from Egyptian tombs.

No, it works as a psychological trigger that our OP was entrained with. Any SCP-like organizations probably would've taken no interest in it, unless there's been another copy of this info floating around (which I highly doubt, for reasons I'm not about to disclose).

>>1095998
OMG... I LOL'D SO HARD XD

>>1095978
SCP, the Social Club of Potomac???

>>1095722
One of the few persons that could have stopped you wasnt really trained properly... His mentor died by your minions hands. I am a free agent, a fallen.

>>1095722

Oh hi I'm Jesus Christ

wanna cyber?