inb4 used to be a hole.

in after used to be a hole.

'Nos veremos en el infierno..."

>>1100675
I lol'd

"We know you're afraid."

I was in my writing class a few weeks ago, this thread made me remember what i saw on my desk.

About halfway through the class I take my book off to set behind me, grabbing another book. When i turn back around to the now empty desktop, i see a pencil sketch of phoenix wright and miles edgeworth going in for a kiss. Phoenix was blushing.

Not the most expected surprise. It was REALLY well drawn, too.

NOW IT STARTS

>>1100710

OGWTF

SO FAR, SO GOOD, GUYS.

COME ON, WE DON'T WANT TO GET 404'D.

>It has been reported that some victims of rape, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not WAKE UP. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren't being raped. The only way that they realized they needed to WAKE UP was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to WAKE UP. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and PLEASE WAKE UP.

>Do you remember as a child, riding in the car, as the buildings flew past, you'd make out your fingers as a man running across the rooftops?
Of course, you stopped doing that years ago. He still runs alongside you, though. You just never bother to look for him anymore.

>Item #: SCP-048

Object Class: Keter

Description: Absolutely no action whatsoever must be taken in regard to this item. Should you find this item, contact a Class D personnel immediately. Failure to do so will result in [DATA EXPUNGED]

*Special note made by [DATA EXPUNGED]*
It may be too late. Save as many as possible. May God be with you.

>The sentence written on this piece of paper is constructed in such a particular way so that you will continue reading until the very end without knowing the explicit purpose of it; long enough for a satellite picture of you to be snapped.

>You're Pretty

remember when you were young and you fell and got taken to the hospital. remember when you woke up a day later all bandaged up with only a cast as a reminder of that painful accident. There is a problem... you never woke up... we miss you.

You aren’t real.

the sweat on your fingertips

so delicious

The most merciful thing in the world is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.

>>1100767
i think this is the best thought about the human nature in centuries...

"Not in anger, not in wrath,
The reaper came today.
An angel visited this gray path
And took the cube away."

"If you are reading this note, I suggest you stand very still and do not look away. In the building behind you, a sniper is watching you through a rifle scope. Do not communicate, move or do anything or he will shoot you. Thank you for standing still long enough for him to take aim."

Stay away from the Children. They aren't human anymore.

"Recent advances in bio-chemical research have revealed that many viruses, including the HIV virus, when coated with an extra synthetic protein shell made from p-Anisidine, which is a component of standard ink, are able to survive for several months outside of a host. They acquire their new host through physical contact with a host, such as a person touching infected ink."

We're all dead and you know it

Stopping, in the middle of the road, to read a note.
We were right about you.

Left in a telephone booth: If you leave within 5 feet of this telephone box a 30 second timer will start. Once it reaches zero a carfully placed charge will explode. Killing every one on this block, can you be responsble for the deaths of others? If you do stay within a 5 foot radius of this telephone booth a charge placed at the bottom of this boot will explode killing you. Now you are faced with a choice.
The choice to live or the choice to take the lives around you. You have one hour.

"This is the alley where the children shall die."

(Placed in book in bookstore.)

Stop.
I have hacked the store's cameras.
By the time you have read to this point,
I will have found your identity.
I now have your adress and personal information.
By the time you get home, I will have every website you have ever visited. Every call you ever made. Soon after that, I will have photos of your first kiss.
If you don't want this information plastered all over town, here is what you must do. Read the back of the note. (The back has the rules of "the Game")
Slip this note back in the book.
Put the book back EXACTLY where you found it.
Yell out loud, "I lost THE GAME".
Go home.

Fold a piece of paper a couple of times

on one side, write "unfold me" and on the inside, write "you allowed yourself to be manipulated what a piece of paper. imagine what something stronger would do."

"Some might of ignored this note, but thanks to you my soul has a new home in yours."

Band looking for experienced guitarist. Must enjoy CP

If you are who we thought you were, value your life and go to (adress) Find a new note: Dont let them know you found us. We wont tell them either. www.4chan.org/x/ in small font

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i have delivered

hi niggers

>>1100767
call of Cthulhu?

Left in a bathroom with one locked stall: Don't make any sudden movements, leave quietly. Don't open the last stall, It's in here for a reason, just like you.

YEAH, GUYS. GOOD JOB. LET'S KEEP THIS THREAD GOING.

[at the top of the paper]
Please don't read any further. Please put this note down and go about your business. There is nothing to gain but so much for me to lose. I'm begging you, if there is any mercy in your heart to not finish reading, for I have nothing to say you truly want to hear.

You could just put this paper down. There is no funny joke, or interesting point made. Just a lot of words. So could you please find it in yourself to disobey your curiosity. Just let me be here.

You don't know what you are doing, that I forgive. Listen to me carefully. I am a slave to wandering eyes.

The writing will not stop until you stop reading, so you won't be able to finish this note. Even if I did know something you wanted to hear, I couldn't explain it on just this paper.

I don't have much space left. Please leave I don[no more space on the paper]

i used to when i was in 9th grade find sketchy alleys in RVA (most murder per capita of any american city for a few years now bitchez) then write with spraypaint "pssst" with a little arrow pointing down alley.

There was blood

No one told me

>>1100866
Mister B Gone?

>>1100784
They'd call 911 and ask for the bomb squad. You have to include something about not using the phone.

>>1100742
I used this one at a Best Buy nearby (only I replaced 'Rape' with 'Attempted Murder' - I wanted to freak people out, not offend them). I placed it on a keyboard of a computer they were displaying. An employee noticed it, did a double take, and began reading.

She was visually disturbed, and took the note to another employee, who laughed and begain passing it around to other workers, who also got a kick out of it.

I got lulz, and the Best Buy employees got lulz. Win all around!

>>1100922
THIS HEARTWARMING STORY MAKES OP HAPPY.

HERE IS A TURTLE FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT.

>>1100929
THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT DEAD TURTLES

>>1100938
BUT MY TURTLE IS ALIVE

>>1100938
I suppose leaving dead turtles everywhere would be enough to freak people out...

>>1100953
NO FOR LONG

>>1100964
DUN DUN DUUUN

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/epic

>>1100972

IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, I ENJOY USING CAPS LOCK.

To do list
1. kill that girl
2. screw my girlfriend
3.Dispose of body
4.explain death of girlfriend

>>1101011
Woah woah woah. Is "girl" from #1 your girlfriend?

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>>1101028
THEN WHO WAS GIRLFRIEND!?

On a note taped to the hood of someone's car: "Hello *insert model/brand of car here* owner."

Might not be scary but they'll look around to see who wrote it. Also, extra points if it's a PT Cruiser--those fuckers get extremely butthurt about ANYTHING touching their car.

And I'll think of more later.

>>1101051
THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

<--MORE CARAMELL.

"I like you; please stand right here for a bit so I can look at you for just a little while longer. :)"

"You dropped something."

I swear I had come up with better ones awhile ago that I was gonna post in the last thread, but I've forgotten them. I'll see if I can remember some of 'em.

I remember one of 'em now. Not the greatest, but...

"Lock your doors good and tight tonight."

>>1100675
fail 1.1 MB, 2304x3072, GREAT HEAD.jpg)

"Where have you been? I missed you!"
its a moderately good one, but some people kinda brush it off to the side

The threatening ones are retarded, there's absolutely no class to that.

"Known some call is air am."

Let them figure it out.
In b4 Truant sucked.

In a public bathroom stall:

Don't turn around, you don't want to see

With "see" being somewhat scribbled as though the person was dragged out of the stall.

>>1101681
That's pretty good but I immediately got that one song in my head:
"Don't turn around
You'll see my heart breakin
Just walk away" etc.
I don't really know the lyrics or who's song it is but once it's in my head, I'm fucked.

>>1101699
The disturbing thing is I can read that.

Anyone want her number?

>>1101675
I can't decrypt that. D:

"I only have eyes for you, dear"
on the inside of a bathroom stall door.

"please im still alive" write frantically, maybe leave near a cemetery.

>>1101699
954-4495

>>1101675
More like House of Shit, amirite?

tape a note to someone's car window saying
"It was unlocked, but I locked it for you"

left in a bathroom adjacent to a quiet study room, "you know everyone in that room can hear what you're doing in here..."

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examples of why some people should not be allowed to use letters words or numbers
dumbasses will call police, will be considered a threat ect.
now im thinking of a scary one
the cake is a lie?
lol no
i think this one might work
somewhere where nobody else would go unless searching for a specific something, like a libary book or something write
"Run. Run while you have a chance. Drop it, and walk away. Before its too la"
scary idea right?

"No, please, I won't tell anybody."
"Sssh.."

>>1101723
I slipped that into a woman's baby carriage once.
Didn't stick around to see the end result.

>>1100779
How the FUCK do you understand that?

>>1101744
In my country they wouldn't call to cops, amerikka is stupid.

I left a pretty good one in the local library. I just walked around until I found the oldest book I could wear I stuck the note in it.

I just used a small strip of paper, dyed it in tea and wrote in red ink "She never gave me her love, so I took it".

I wonder what they'll think when they find it.

>>1100953
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I LIKE TURTLES

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These are fucking twisted.

>>1100782
That's BRILLIANT. I have GOT to try that one day.

"guess what time it is"

>>1101786
I think you got the two mixed up...

"Latitude 47° 9? S, Longitude 126° 43? W. Bring a friend."