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????!!/LQb65VFzwYOH YEAH I LIKE THESE FUCKING THREADS. I KNOW YOU DO. LET'S GET ONE GOING.]]>bloodkip!lc0iNSlVfsI lol'd]]> About halfway through the class I take my book off to set behind me, grabbing another book. When i turn back around to the now empty desktop, i see a pencil sketch of phoenix wright and miles edgeworth going in for a kiss. Phoenix was blushing.
Not the most expected surprise. It was REALLY well drawn, too.]]> OGWTF]]>????!!/LQb65VFzwY COME ON, WE DON'T WANT TO GET 404'D.]]>Of course, you stopped doing that years ago. He still runs alongside you, though. You just never bother to look for him anymore.]]> Object Class: Keter
Description: Absolutely no action whatsoever must be taken in regard to this item. Should you find this item, contact a Class D personnel immediately. Failure to do so will result in [DATA EXPUNGED]
*Special note made by [DATA EXPUNGED]* It may be too late. Save as many as possible. May God be with you.]]> so delicious]]>i think this is the best thought about the human nature in centuries...]]>The reaper came today. An angel visited this gray path And took the cube away."]]>We were right about you.]]>The choice to live or the choice to take the lives around you. You have one hour.]]> Stop. I have hacked the store's cameras. By the time you have read to this point, I will have found your identity. I now have your adress and personal information. By the time you get home, I will have every website you have ever visited. Every call you ever made. Soon after that, I will have photos of your first kiss. If you don't want this information plastered all over town, here is what you must do. Read the back of the note. (The back has the rules of "the Game") Slip this note back in the book. Put the book back EXACTLY where you found it. Yell out loud, "I lost THE GAME". Go home.]]> on one side, write "unfold me" and on the inside, write "you allowed yourself to be manipulated what a piece of paper. imagine what something stronger would do."]]>>>1100745 >>1100746 >>1100749 >>1100750 >>1100751 >>1100775 >>1100776 >>1100779 >>1100780 >>1100782 >>1100784 >>1100791 >>1100796 >>1100799 >>1100801 i have delivered]]>call of Cthulhu?]]>????!!/LQb65VFzwYPlease don't read any further. Please put this note down and go about your business. There is nothing to gain but so much for me to lose. I'm begging you, if there is any mercy in your heart to not finish reading, for I have nothing to say you truly want to hear.
You could just put this paper down. There is no funny joke, or interesting point made. Just a lot of words. So could you please find it in yourself to disobey your curiosity. Just let me be here.
You don't know what you are doing, that I forgive. Listen to me carefully. I am a slave to wandering eyes.
The writing will not stop until you stop reading, so you won't be able to finish this note. Even if I did know something you wanted to hear, I couldn't explain it on just this paper.
I don't have much space left. Please leave I don[no more space on the paper]]]> No one told me]]>Mister B Gone?]]>They'd call 911 and ask for the bomb squad. You have to include something about not using the phone.]]>Sp1d3r_JI used this one at a Best Buy nearby (only I replaced 'Rape' with 'Attempted Murder' - I wanted to freak people out, not offend them). I placed it on a keyboard of a computer they were displaying. An employee noticed it, did a double take, and began reading.
She was visually disturbed, and took the note to another employee, who laughed and begain passing it around to other workers, who also got a kick out of it.
I got lulz, and the Best Buy employees got lulz. Win all around!]]>????!!/LQb65VFzwYTHIS HEARTWARMING STORY MAKES OP HAPPY.
HERE IS A TURTLE FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT.]]>THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT DEAD TURTLES]]>????!!/LQb65VFzwYBUT MY TURTLE IS ALIVE]]>I suppose leaving dead turtles everywhere would be enough to freak people out...]]>NO FOR LONG]]>DUN DUN DUUUN]]> /epic]]>????!!/LQb65VFzwY IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, I ENJOY USING CAPS LOCK.]]>XoFeRiF1. kill that girl 2. screw my girlfriend 3.Dispose of body 4.explain death of girlfriend]]>Woah woah woah. Is "girl" from #1 your girlfriend?]]>>>1101028 THEN WHO WAS GIRLFRIEND!?]]>Another Zombie. Might not be scary but they'll look around to see who wrote it. Also, extra points if it's a PT Cruiser--those fuckers get extremely butthurt about ANYTHING touching their car.
And I'll think of more later.]]>????!!/LQb65VFzwYTHAT'S A GOOD ONE.
I swear I had come up with better ones awhile ago that I was gonna post in the last thread, but I've forgotten them. I'll see if I can remember some of 'em.]]>Another Zombie. "Lock your doors good and tight tonight."]]>fail 1.1 MB, 2304x3072, GREAT HEAD.jpg)
"Where have you been? I missed you!" its a moderately good one, but some people kinda brush it off to the side]]> Let them figure it out. In b4 Truant sucked.]]> Don't turn around, you don't want to see
With "see" being somewhat scribbled as though the person was dragged out of the stall.]]>That's pretty good but I immediately got that one song in my head: "Don't turn around You'll see my heart breakin Just walk away" etc. I don't really know the lyrics or who's song it is but once it's in my head, I'm fucked.]]>YCThe disturbing thing is I can read that.
Anyone want her number?]]>I can't decrypt that. D:]]>on the inside of a bathroom stall door.]]>954-4495]]>Chocolate Hitler!!WCFvcOo5PkaMore like House of Shit, amirite?]]>"It was unlocked, but I locked it for you"]]>YC>>1100776 examples of why some people should not be allowed to use letters words or numbers dumbasses will call police, will be considered a threat ect. now im thinking of a scary one the cake is a lie? lol no i think this one might work somewhere where nobody else would go unless searching for a specific something, like a libary book or something write "Run. Run while you have a chance. Drop it, and walk away. Before its too la" scary idea right?]]>"Sssh.."]]>AuskippsI slipped that into a woman's baby carriage once. Didn't stick around to see the end result.
>>1100779 How the FUCK do you understand that?]]>In my country they wouldn't call to cops, amerikka is stupid.]]> I just used a small strip of paper, dyed it in tea and wrote in red ink "She never gave me her love, so I took it".
I wonder what they'll think when they find it.]]>>>1100647
I LIKE TURTLES]]>>>1100780 >>1100784 These are fucking twisted.
>>1100782 That's BRILLIANT. I have GOT to try that one day.]]>I think you got the two mixed up...]]>