/cast magic missiles

Are you female? Are you a succubus? Would you fuck me in exchange for my soul?

>>145333
by removing their vital life force, we actually aid it along [ their chi/prana/what have you ]
And keep it from stagnating.
therefore, we are not all "warping them"
But alas, it is true.
Fucking fluffy wiccans with there "Harm none" and follow nature don't realize that if they are to stick true to their path of the goddess, and following nature then they have to realize, everything has opposites and needs balance.
So their Harm none, is harming many by simply only doing good.
They follow Diana, Gaia, Briget & whatever names are coined for them.

What about Morrighan, Kali, & all the other destructive gods & goddesses out there ?

"Without Darkness, there could be no light"

>>145350
Come come, sir, we all no you don't have a soul.

>>145350
Yes I'm female and I do have a taste for sexual energy. I had a 3 year period where I fucked nothing but virgins. Alas, I've grown up and there seems to be less virgins my age.

>>145358
MORRIGAN FROM DARKSTALKERS AMIRITE?

>>145363
You have come to the right place.

>>145363
Oooooh, do me, do me next!
(Ummh, do I end up in hell if I sell my soul?)

>>145363
Gotta love the Energy released during an orgasm.
It's like a line of coke mixed with Heroin.
Relaxing and Exhilarating all in one

just go back to listening to linken park & leave us be

I'm a level 67 white wizard, you fucks are in for a surprise if you come for me, try it, fuckers.

>>145378
Orly

>>145378here...

One of you fuckers just tried it didn't you?

Holy shit.

I cast magic-missile.

*snort*

>>145399
wut?

HI /X/!
I CANN DO MAGIC(K) OK? SUMONE WANNA CYBER? IM GUNNA SUCK YER SOUL LOL!

>>145333

You fail on so many levels it's supernatural.

For one thing you're acting as though Wicca was the only magical system in use. I'll admit I'm not terribly partial to Wiccans because most of them don't have a clue as to what they're talking about, but I have less of a problem with them than I do with people like yourself.

You are the disgrace here. I used to be one of your so called "people", reveled in what little power I had, drained people for the fun of it and all that trash. It gets old fast, especially when your energy needs start to mature.

So enjoy the pitiful life you're setting yourself up for, but remember this; there is always a way out. Psi Vampirism isn't permanent, it's more like an addiction than anything else. Just get over yourself, you elitist douchebag.

>>145408
here here! well said!

>>145399here

I guess I was lucky my cat was nearby, she warns me when predatory entities are approaching.

GG Anonymous, GG. You win this round.

ITT lunatics who think they've got MAGIC(K) POWARZ argue with eachother. Excellent.

>>145416
Entertainment level is over 9000!!!!!!

>>145416
perfect summation

I was actaully one of your "kind". By the way, if you don't stick with that mind frame, you can get out of it easily. I just putted in a fair amount of light to balacne the darkness, and that's it. No more need to feed. no more whining about how dark and cool and powerful and blah blah blah I am. Sometimes I still feed, and I don't give a fuck on ethics. If someone/something tryes to feed on me, I reinforce my shield, try to feed from their conenctions, and/or feed them some nasty shit before shooting with the best I can concentrate. You are fucking parasites, I don't see why should one enjoy it. If you think this will extend your life, then, why don't you find a less depending way to seek immortality than having to feed so damn often?

Without wiccans and vampfags, who would we sell our paraphenalia?

Psi vampire. Give me a break.

Have you ever sacrificed animals? Have you cut yourself so that your blood would serve as a catalyst for a curse- a curse that caused cancer? Have you brought the spirits of the dead to answer questions about your past? Have you been able to overcome the 'iron' block that oh so many sorcerers face?

I really wish I could meet you, and bend you to my will, you miserable conglomeration of protein.

>>145435
>I really wish I could meet you, and bend you to my will, you miserable pile of secrets.

What you should have said.

>>145444

You're right. I didn't think of that.

>>145416

ITT jaded cynics misplace their anger with their own lives

lunatics that think they are vampires that feed off of psychic energy in my /x/? it's more likely then you think

hey guys i have magick too just like big brother
(i talked to an ice dragon and he said if he gave me all of his power it would kill me i can use spirit energy for good but also evil)
i can control the weather i'm still no good at sports though

Can't somebody give us a demonstration please? I will worship you forever and actually GIVE you my soul if you can show me that you really do have these special powers of yours.

>>145495
There is no verifiable power. This is all bullshit. This much is obvious to anyone who is not totally retarded

>>145495

All right, you're on. I will cause a thunderstorm in the tri-state area (NY, NJ, CT) that will cause at least three deaths.

Or, name your own terms.

I predict that someone, today, on 4chan, will fap.

Personally, I'm actually an incubus from the planet Eroticon-11. I can drive people mad just by staring at them and I'm also a really hot girl. If you want to sell your soul to me, just dial 1-800-666-GULLIBLE and I'll hook you up.

>>145501
weather control
You are a gigantic faggot. You don't have any mystical powers. If this does occur it doesn't prove anything. Conjure up some monsters or something and I will give my soul to you.

All right, you're on. I will cause a futastorm in the /d/ area that will cause at least three "I came"s.

Or, name your own terms.

>>145506
I think you're about to become psychic.

>>145501
Cause a rainstorm in Daly City, CA. I need to wash some sap and bird crap off my car but I'm lazy.

>>145508
I called that number and they just put me on hold and left me there!

>>145498
Well, exactly, that's why I'm trying to convince these guys by demanding proof which they can't give.

>>145501
Well, weather control isn't really that convincing, is it? I mean, you could just watch the predictions from the weather man or something. What powers do you have? Something tangible? I mean, something you can take a picture of for example? I'm not trying to make a fool out of you, believe me. I'm just a born skeptic, so excuse me if I'm being cautious. I can honestly say that I would be really really happy if I found out that supernatural things really do exist, but I'm just not convinced, y'know. Thanks for your willingness to try to prove it.

>>145548
>I'm not trying to make a fool out of you

you don't have to, he is making a fool out of himself.

>>145548

You'll claim I'll fake it. These are my terms: Within a week, a thunderstorm in NYC, and it will kill people. Your average thunderstorm doesn't do that.

>>145595
If it kills them with a revolver I'll be mighty suspicious.

>>145595
Hmm, how will I know if some homeless bum died though? Not so easy for me to know who dies in that large an area.

Good gods you are pathetic.

The only thing you are trying to 'suck' is attention. Grow up and go find something productive to do. Just a suggestion: become an hero.

>>145635

Good gods -> That is why you cannot do anything forcefully bad with the waether...it will do its own good or bad, you can't control it, only beg for it.

>>145669
Where the hell did you get the idea that I was the one claiming to be able to control the weather?

That was my first post in this thread.

>>145681
Sorry, I just picked your line, nothing personal. Of course it is not you, sorry for that.

Aha, oh my. This thread is chock full of uninterntional humour.

A psi vampire, to be sure? Well, that's certainly interesting. Undoubtedly the world is full of strange and deluded people. One thing it is not full of, however, is vampires. Whilst I admire the OP's dedication to attention-seeking (it appears she's even fooled herself, remarkably!), I do think it would be in his/her best interest to spend at least some time in the real world every so often.

>>145689
Ah right, confused me there for a moment oO

>>145693
uninternational humour?

I lol'd at this thread. Nevertheless, it's still 100% bullshit, so it belongs perfectly in /x/.

>>145624

There will be reports in the news- like there always are- that so many people have died in a recent thunderstorm due to trees falling, power failures, lightning strikes, etc.

lol internet

PROTIP: Do not feed the psi-trolls.

EMO VAMPIRES LOL

OP's pick makes me horny.

>>145865
DON'T FAP TO IT, SHE IS USING IT TO FEED OFF YOUR SEXUAL ENERGY

oh and by the way, only noobs and brits refer to it as "Magick". It's magic, ok MAGIC

>>145768

Predicting a thunderstorm during Summer? Come on. Do a blizzard and I'll believe you.

>>145907
BUT MAGICK SOUNDS BETTAR


(or you could go for magic(k), y'know, just to have it covered.)

Lol. You moron.

Back in my day we called these energy vampires 'a major bummer, dude'.

>>145929
lol

>>145909

I'm not predicting a thunderstorm, you dim-witted fool. I am saying that I will cause a thunderstorm that will kill people.

You guys forgot "Majick."

Anyway, you might wanna consider Spell Resistance before you go off and cast Magic Missile. I recommend Orb of Fire instead.

How many hit dice does she have? *Snort*

Personally, I kinna like wiccans. I just went to a solstice festival and there were some cute glittery chicks in fairy wings. I had to stand next to a guy in a "real men <3 unicorns" t-shirt but I'm over it.

>>145333
>>I, being a psi vampire

>>145435
>>the 'iron' block that oh so many sorcerers face?

Me, I like alchemy. I dunno about iron blocks, but 230 grains (per dose) of hot copper and lead is what you'd face if you posed any real and immediate threat to me or mine.

It's fun enough to play with 'magic' and if it helps you with your disthymia, I'm all for it, just don't spread that shit around.

>>145548
>>145514

I could conjure up a monster, yes. But if I will take picture, you will claim that they are shooped. Thus, I am offering something more tangible- something that will be reported in the news. Do you know how rare lightning strikes on humans are? I am proposing to do just that.

>>145938

The line between predicting and causing isn't very clear with something like this. Like I said, cause a blizzard in NYC within the week and I'll believe you.

>>145940

The 'iron block' is what I call the preposterous notion that you can't use sorcery on a piece of iron, or that iron will hamper your power.

Ugh, do I have to spell this out for you fools? (no pun intended)

Hm. If you're a psi-vampire, though, how are you using magic, anyway?

Shouldn't you be manifesting Telekinetic Maneuver at 15th CL or something?

What's your discpline? =O I'm more of a Psychokinesis guy, myself.

>>145946

That's impossible. I could cause the temperature to drop below 20 degrees C, though.

>>145947

Well at least you had the courtesy to explain your inside joke for all of us muggles.

Mine was that standard GI .45acp ball pushed a 230gr copper jacketed lead bullet. It's like, I'm gonna shoot you if you eat my psi. You know. funny.

>>145950
NOTHING IS UNPOSSIBLE WHEN YOU HAEV MAJ/GIC(K) ON UR SIDE, AMIRITE?

Cry more, goth kid. )':

>>145333

OP is 14, does not feel like she's fitting in, and thus makes up 'psi vampire' tendencies to justify it. Not fitting in? convince yourself you're one among the overlords.

I saw all that in my crystal ball.

>>145950

Sorry, not very impressive. How about you take that James Randi challenge and do a simple spell in a controlled environment? You'll get rich, too.

>>145955

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.

CRITICAL HIT!

>>145950

Do it, faggot.

>>145955
QFT and I'm fappin to the OP's pic (just thought I'd let you know).

>>145952
All the cool sorcerers are spelling it "mazhique" now. To be different. Be cool by being the same as them by being different!

*Sigh* I picked up the new Vampire: The Requiem sourcebook today, and it's people like OP who make me want to turn around and burn it.

ARE YOU HAPPY?!

>>145969

Do this, then post pictures.

>>145974

Hm. Considering I lack a camera, I suppose I'll just have to post a picture of a good, ol' fashioned Harry Potter book burning.

For the amusement of all, here's Harry Potter aflame.

>>145962

Alright, I will. In three days, the temperature in NYC will drop below 20 degrees C. What do you offer in return?

>>145984

And now *we* have to give *you* something?

You already got our attention, which you were only looking for in the first place. THAT SHOULD BE GOOD ENOUGH!

I'mma chargin' mah laser

>>145984
For an eternal being, bearing the knowledge of the cosmos and whatever else it is you guys claim...shouldn't you know that "Alright" is grammatically incorrect? . . .-Or do Psi-Vampires fail English class?

"All right" is two words, not one.

>>145994


PSI VAMPS DO NOT GIVE A FUCK FOR YOUR INSIPID SUN-LOVING CHRISTFAG ENGLISH CLASS.

>>145333
What, in the name of clusterfuck, are you doing on 4chan?

>>145333
If holy trinkets don't work you're either a Tremere or a Malkavian.

Shotgun blast to the head? That's a problem.

...Still chargin' mah laser!

Being Wiccan has nothing to do with vampirism, numbnuts. Vampirism isn't a religion, unless you believe that Strigoi Vii crap.
But seriously, looking for a "discussion" on 4chan is an invitation for fail.

you guys are all fools, for casting duality (light /dark), you acualy feed into his power.

I persoanly am rather fond of the OP's type. They are quite fun once you befriend them. You fools just pound your ego claiming to know some school of magick.

But i am ranting, enjoy your meal OP.

It's funny how shit like this is eaten up, but Jews doing 9/11 is totally out of mind.

>>145984
i'd ask for a little more than that, if you could "make" a hurricane where they don't normally occur or something of that nature

>>145988

Absolutely not. I am putting a large part of myself into it- I am exhausted for days after a simple enhancement- how much do you think I will need to expend if I am to cause something as unnatural as cold weather during the summer?

If I am to complete this, you are to write up, and sign the following:

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Date

I, <insert name here>, do vow to give the being using the name Lord_Anion, double the energy he needs to accomplish a feat of weather control. He may use this energy in whatever matter he pleases.

<Signature>

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If you write this out, and scan it/take a picture so the words are legible, I will provide a contract of my own.

>>146033

I can show you documentary proof of a blizzard I caused in the Grand Canyon.

You're not a Psi Vampire. Magic and monsters don't exist.

The rest of the world has known this for at least 100 years now.

Grow up, kids.

>>146043
Lol. what a stupid fucking thing to do.

gb2/RPG

Guys, it's just a Malkavian. Move on.

>>146047

Well, if you're such a skeptic, than what do you have to lose?

You dont know the reason I called it stupid, do you?

>>146061

Considering you didn't list one, no, I didn't. Care to enlighten me? BTW, Rus?

>>146065
No I dont care to, because I have a blistering headache right now, and I dont feel like thinking of at least 5 reasons why its a bad idea.

>>146071

Ruslan Zukin, you fucking cur. I bet you have a headache. You need to do less drugs.

>>146076
Absinthe gives me a headache, not drugs.

Anyhoo, my offer still stands. Sign the contract in>>146043and I will either cause a murderous thunderstorm, or 20 degree C weather. If you disbelieve, once I figure out how to hook my camcorder up to my PC, I will upload the video of the blizzard in the Grand Canyon.

>>146043
I wrote it up in Paint. It should still be binding because I still authored it.

Aight bitch, show your stuff.

This thread is now about Haruhi Suzumiya.

GO.

You fucking fool. And Anion, why not do good instead of messing with weather? Im not too fond of the cold, thank you.

OP here: the real reason I call myself a vampire is because I stay in my mother's basement all day. I will never be a valued member of society, and am an idiot.

lord onion or whatever your name is, please conjur up a monster and take pics. who cares if people say its shopped

>>145984

I'll stop laughing at you.

GB2/NEOPETS.COM/.

>>146129
Or Gaia.

In b4 weather reports

...Almost finished a-chargin' mah laser!

Hay guys am I doin it rite?

IT WORKED OMG I SHAT A BRICK

Hey, is OP still fucking virgins?!?! Seriously, I don't mind that your fucking crazy (as long as your not too fat).

I'MMA FIRIN' MAH LASER!!

>>146182
Fat? Sweety, I bellydance. I have to have an hourglass figure. Sadly, c size cups.

OP has no friends.

OP's probably a dude, too.

>>146205
pics or gtfo

One of the oldest things anyone tells someone in defending against psi anything is to ignore it. Why? because its all a delusion, your fear and your own mind tricks you into believing theres something there when there isnt.

Its my shame to admit I used to be a 'high magick' magician (I was young and niave). But a few psych courses in college and I was amazed I wasted money and time on that shit. People who have 'magic powers' of any kind arent effecting anything but their own mind. And the only people they can 'affect' are people who believe that they can be affected. Thus when someone worries about ghosts or witches, you tell them to ignore it.

The placebo effect is well documented.

>>145333

Get the fuck off my /x/ and go back to Neopets.

ho gods a weeabo psi vampire, we are pretty fuck up

trolls: the only real monster

ITT: Malkavians rule... trolls can only be killed with fire and acid unless you play World of Warcrack... Morrigan is hawt... ironman is lame... psivamps are pussies... Wicca is just made up hippie psycho babble... btw it's cold iron thats supposed to dampen/hamper magic(k) (lol)... and seriously if you could effect the weather, why dont you stop hurricanes and floods? plus, wouldnt one of you arch mage rivals or bad guys and/or some council stop you from abusing that power... lol gtfo... oh and sage

>>146230

LOL@THIS THREAD.

>>146668
FATTY FATTY BOO BOO STICK YOUR HEAD IN DOO DOO

If there really are empaths/psi vampires,you pretty much just open a door for all kinds of bull.
Stands to reason at the very least you'd have no idea what your doing at times.
Stands to reason you might try "mind fucking" someone and end up getting hunted by something you can never hope to stop.

Have fun with that.
Charley murphy would just snuff a motherfucker.

>>145333

Fuck you. A soul is a fictional container for the human mind while out of body. Why the fuck would you need a body while you're out of your body? It's fucking redundant.

Also, CAST AKAVIRI POISON!

sage