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Come now, are there others out there that follow these 'ethics' that some of the wiccans and other white magick trash have come to lay before us? We take your energy, your chi, your lifeforce, and emotions and twist it to our own desire. Why should we follow these rules of ethics that these witchlings attempt to force upon us? When I feed, yes I am performing rape on your soul. Guess what you little shit stains on the paranormal and magick world, you cannot stop us. Why do you still attempt to have some form of protection? These talismans and charms, shields and distractions that you throw at us will only anger us.
What of the others like us? Like me? Surely you know that we cannot be in the sun nor stand wiccans for a reason. We are darkness to their nature tree hugging 'all magick is white do no harm blah blah blah'. Can we not hold a war over these piss ants and enslave them?
BTW, those of us who try to be wiccan or refuse to feed on energy or blood are a disgrace to your people.]]>by removing their vital life force, we actually aid it along [ their chi/prana/what have you ] And keep it from stagnating. therefore, we are not all "warping them" But alas, it is true. Fucking fluffy wiccans with there "Harm none" and follow nature don't realize that if they are to stick true to their path of the goddess, and following nature then they have to realize, everything has opposites and needs balance. So their Harm none, is harming many by simply only doing good. They follow Diana, Gaia, Briget & whatever names are coined for them.
What about Morrighan, Kali, & all the other destructive gods & goddesses out there ?
"Without Darkness, there could be no light"]]>Come come, sir, we all no you don't have a soul.]]>Yes I'm female and I do have a taste for sexual energy. I had a 3 year period where I fucked nothing but virgins. Alas, I've grown up and there seems to be less virgins my age.]]>MORRIGAN FROM DARKSTALKERS AMIRITE?]]>You have come to the right place.]]>Oooooh, do me, do me next! (Ummh, do I end up in hell if I sell my soul?)]]>Gotta love the Energy released during an orgasm. It's like a line of coke mixed with Heroin. Relaxing and Exhilarating all in one]]>Orly]]> One of you fuckers just tried it didn't you?
Holy shit.]]>#fortune *snort*]]>wut?]]>I CANN DO MAGIC(K) OK? SUMONE WANNA CYBER? IM GUNNA SUCK YER SOUL LOL!]]> You fail on so many levels it's supernatural.
For one thing you're acting as though Wicca was the only magical system in use. I'll admit I'm not terribly partial to Wiccans because most of them don't have a clue as to what they're talking about, but I have less of a problem with them than I do with people like yourself.
You are the disgrace here. I used to be one of your so called "people", reveled in what little power I had, drained people for the fun of it and all that trash. It gets old fast, especially when your energy needs start to mature.
So enjoy the pitiful life you're setting yourself up for, but remember this; there is always a way out. Psi Vampirism isn't permanent, it's more like an addiction than anything else. Just get over yourself, you elitist douchebag.]]>here here! well said!]]> I guess I was lucky my cat was nearby, she warns me when predatory entities are approaching.
GG Anonymous, GG. You win this round.]]>Entertainment level is over 9000!!!!!!]]>perfect summation]]> Without wiccans and vampfags, who would we sell our paraphenalia?]]>Lord_Anion Have you ever sacrificed animals? Have you cut yourself so that your blood would serve as a catalyst for a curse- a curse that caused cancer? Have you brought the spirits of the dead to answer questions about your past? Have you been able to overcome the 'iron' block that oh so many sorcerers face?
I really wish I could meet you, and bend you to my will, you miserable conglomeration of protein.]]>>I really wish I could meet you, and bend you to my will, you miserable pile of secrets.
What you should have said.]]>Lord_Anion You're right. I didn't think of that.]]> ITT jaded cynics misplace their anger with their own lives]]>(i talked to an ice dragon and he said if he gave me all of his power it would kill me i can use spirit energy for good but also evil) i can control the weather i'm still no good at sports though]]>There is no verifiable power. This is all bullshit. This much is obvious to anyone who is not totally retarded]]>Lord_Anion All right, you're on. I will cause a thunderstorm in the tri-state area (NY, NJ, CT) that will cause at least three deaths.
Or, name your own terms.]]>weather control You are a gigantic faggot. You don't have any mystical powers. If this does occur it doesn't prove anything. Conjure up some monsters or something and I will give my soul to you.]]> Or, name your own terms.]]>I think you're about to become psychic.
>>145501 Cause a rainstorm in Daly City, CA. I need to wash some sap and bird crap off my car but I'm lazy.]]>I called that number and they just put me on hold and left me there!]]>Well, exactly, that's why I'm trying to convince these guys by demanding proof which they can't give.
>>145501 Well, weather control isn't really that convincing, is it? I mean, you could just watch the predictions from the weather man or something. What powers do you have? Something tangible? I mean, something you can take a picture of for example? I'm not trying to make a fool out of you, believe me. I'm just a born skeptic, so excuse me if I'm being cautious. I can honestly say that I would be really really happy if I found out that supernatural things really do exist, but I'm just not convinced, y'know. Thanks for your willingness to try to prove it.]]>>I'm not trying to make a fool out of you
you don't have to, he is making a fool out of himself.]]>Lord_Anion You'll claim I'll fake it. These are my terms: Within a week, a thunderstorm in NYC, and it will kill people. Your average thunderstorm doesn't do that.]]>If it kills them with a revolver I'll be mighty suspicious.]]>Hmm, how will I know if some homeless bum died though? Not so easy for me to know who dies in that large an area.]]> The only thing you are trying to 'suck' is attention. Grow up and go find something productive to do. Just a suggestion: become an hero.]]>Anonymus Good gods -> That is why you cannot do anything forcefully bad with the waether...it will do its own good or bad, you can't control it, only beg for it.]]>Where the hell did you get the idea that I was the one claiming to be able to control the weather?
That was my first post in this thread.]]>AnonymusSorry, I just picked your line, nothing personal. Of course it is not you, sorry for that.]]> A psi vampire, to be sure? Well, that's certainly interesting. Undoubtedly the world is full of strange and deluded people. One thing it is not full of, however, is vampires. Whilst I admire the OP's dedication to attention-seeking (it appears she's even fooled herself, remarkably!), I do think it would be in his/her best interest to spend at least some time in the real world every so often.]]>Ah right, confused me there for a moment oO
>>145693 uninternational humour?]]>sageLord_Anion There will be reports in the news- like there always are- that so many people have died in a recent thunderstorm due to trees falling, power failures, lightning strikes, etc.]]> EMO VAMPIRES LOL]]>DON'T FAP TO IT, SHE IS USING IT TO FEED OFF YOUR SEXUAL ENERGY]]> Predicting a thunderstorm during Summer? Come on. Do a blizzard and I'll believe you.]]>BUT MAGICK SOUNDS BETTAR
(or you could go for magic(k), y'know, just to have it covered.)]]>Pheonix!!Oo43raDvH61Pheonix!!Oo43raDvH61lol]]>Lord_Anion I'm not predicting a thunderstorm, you dim-witted fool. I am saying that I will cause a thunderstorm that will kill people.]]> Anyway, you might wanna consider Spell Resistance before you go off and cast Magic Missile. I recommend Orb of Fire instead.
How many hit dice does she have? *Snort*]]> >>145333 >>I, being a psi vampire
>>145435 >>the 'iron' block that oh so many sorcerers face?
Me, I like alchemy. I dunno about iron blocks, but 230 grains (per dose) of hot copper and lead is what you'd face if you posed any real and immediate threat to me or mine.
It's fun enough to play with 'magic' and if it helps you with your disthymia, I'm all for it, just don't spread that shit around.]]>Lord_Anion>>145514
I could conjure up a monster, yes. But if I will take picture, you will claim that they are shooped. Thus, I am offering something more tangible- something that will be reported in the news. Do you know how rare lightning strikes on humans are? I am proposing to do just that.]]> The line between predicting and causing isn't very clear with something like this. Like I said, cause a blizzard in NYC within the week and I'll believe you.]]>Lord_Anion The 'iron block' is what I call the preposterous notion that you can't use sorcery on a piece of iron, or that iron will hamper your power.
Ugh, do I have to spell this out for you fools? (no pun intended)]]> Shouldn't you be manifesting Telekinetic Maneuver at 15th CL or something?
What's your discpline? =O I'm more of a Psychokinesis guy, myself.]]>Lord_Anion That's impossible. I could cause the temperature to drop below 20 degrees C, though.]]> Well at least you had the courtesy to explain your inside joke for all of us muggles.
Mine was that standard GI .45acp ball pushed a 230gr copper jacketed lead bullet. It's like, I'm gonna shoot you if you eat my psi. You know. funny.]]>NOTHING IS UNPOSSIBLE WHEN YOU HAEV MAJ/GIC(K) ON UR SIDE, AMIRITE?]]> OP is 14, does not feel like she's fitting in, and thus makes up 'psi vampire' tendencies to justify it. Not fitting in? convince yourself you're one among the overlords.
I saw all that in my crystal ball.]]> Sorry, not very impressive. How about you take that James Randi challenge and do a simple spell in a controlled environment? You'll get rich, too.]]> I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.]]> Do it, faggot.]]>QFT and I'm fappin to the OP's pic (just thought I'd let you know).]]>All the cool sorcerers are spelling it "mazhique" now. To be different. Be cool by being the same as them by being different!]]> ARE YOU HAPPY?!]]> Do this, then post pictures.]]> Hm. Considering I lack a camera, I suppose I'll just have to post a picture of a good, ol' fashioned Harry Potter book burning.
For the amusement of all, here's Harry Potter aflame.]]>Lord_Anion Alright, I will. In three days, the temperature in NYC will drop below 20 degrees C. What do you offer in return?]]> And now *we* have to give *you* something?
You already got our attention, which you were only looking for in the first place. THAT SHOULD BE GOOD ENOUGH!]]>For an eternal being, bearing the knowledge of the cosmos and whatever else it is you guys claim...shouldn't you know that "Alright" is grammatically incorrect? . . .-Or do Psi-Vampires fail English class?
"All right" is two words, not one.]]>
PSI VAMPS DO NOT GIVE A FUCK FOR YOUR INSIPID SUN-LOVING CHRISTFAG ENGLISH CLASS.]]>What, in the name of clusterfuck, are you doing on 4chan?]]>If holy trinkets don't work you're either a Tremere or a Malkavian.
Shotgun blast to the head? That's a problem.]]>Osalaevil_one_from_below@yahoo.comBut seriously, looking for a "discussion" on 4chan is an invitation for fail.]]> I persoanly am rather fond of the OP's type. They are quite fun once you befriend them. You fools just pound your ego claiming to know some school of magick.
But i am ranting, enjoy your meal OP.]]>i'd ask for a little more than that, if you could "make" a hurricane where they don't normally occur or something of that nature]]>Lord_Anion Absolutely not. I am putting a large part of myself into it- I am exhausted for days after a simple enhancement- how much do you think I will need to expend if I am to cause something as unnatural as cold weather during the summer?
If I am to complete this, you are to write up, and sign the following:
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I, <insert name here>, do vow to give the being using the name Lord_Anion, double the energy he needs to accomplish a feat of weather control. He may use this energy in whatever matter he pleases.
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If you write this out, and scan it/take a picture so the words are legible, I will provide a contract of my own.]]>Lord_Anion I can show you documentary proof of a blizzard I caused in the Grand Canyon.]]> The rest of the world has known this for at least 100 years now.
Grow up, kids.]]>Pheonix!!Oo43raDvH61Lol. what a stupid fucking thing to do.]]>Lord_Anion Well, if you're such a skeptic, than what do you have to lose?]]>Pheonix!!Oo43raDvH61Lord_Anion Considering you didn't list one, no, I didn't. Care to enlighten me? BTW, Rus?]]>Pheonix!!Oo43raDvH61No I dont care to, because I have a blistering headache right now, and I dont feel like thinking of at least 5 reasons why its a bad idea.]]>Lord_Anion Ruslan Zukin, you fucking cur. I bet you have a headache. You need to do less drugs.]]>Pheonix!!Oo43raDvH61Absinthe gives me a headache, not drugs.]]>Lord_AnionI wrote it up in Paint. It should still be binding because I still authored it.
Aight bitch, show your stuff.]]> GO.]]>Pheonix!!Oo43raDvH61 I'll stop laughing at you.]]>Or Gaia.]]>Fat? Sweety, I bellydance. I have to have an hourglass figure. Sadly, c size cups.]]>pics or gtfo]]> Its my shame to admit I used to be a 'high magick' magician (I was young and niave). But a few psych courses in college and I was amazed I wasted money and time on that shit. People who have 'magic powers' of any kind arent effecting anything but their own mind. And the only people they can 'affect' are people who believe that they can be affected. Thus when someone worries about ghosts or witches, you tell them to ignore it.
The placebo effect is well documented.]]> Get the fuck off my /x/ and go back to Neopets.]]>FATTY FATTY BOO BOO STICK YOUR HEAD IN DOO DOO]]>Stands to reason at the very least you'd have no idea what your doing at times. Stands to reason you might try "mind fucking" someone and end up getting hunted by something you can never hope to stop.
Have fun with that. Charley murphy would just snuff a motherfucker.]]> Fuck you. A soul is a fictional container for the human mind while out of body. Why the fuck would you need a body while you're out of your body? It's fucking redundant.