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Anonymous
Anyone have the neck snappy pasta that goes with this picture? I tried to half assedly explain it to a friend from what I remembered, but I only read it once.
>> Anonymous
Sayyyy.
This is a troll, isn't it?
>> Anonymous
>>169306
the hell are you talking about? I just want the Item whatever it's called creepypasta that goes with this picture.
>> Anonymous
Face
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Palm
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FACEPALM
>> Anonymous
If I had a nickel for every thread I've sen started in /x/ about this story/picture, I'd have about a quarter. Maybe less. I don't know, I'm not so good at math.
>> Anonymous
>>169314
you have to divide by zero
>> Cord
It's a USAF file about Site 19 nobody really knows how to find it.
>> Anonymous
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USAF File: C203-92b
Date: Jun 7, 1952

Filed by: Capt. Henry Milan
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Item found outside of Yuma, Arizona on March 24th.

During regular training exercises, Corporal Ben Flynn and his squadron came across an strange statue in an empty installation set to be used for future bombing run training. The statue is approximately seven feet tall and human in form. The arms and legs are disproportionate to the head and torso, resembling a fetus. Strange colouration was noted on the face of the statue and it was posed against on of the inner walls of the building. Upon further inspection, Corporal Flynn noted that the statue is composed of mostly cement and is possibly reinforced with steel rebar. It is likely man-made.

Further investigation of the surrounding area yielded no other signs of transportation for the statue other that misshapen foot prints. It is likely that the statue was placed there by locals looking to create a stir or possibly protest the war. Private Allen Benson took the supplied photograph to document the area in the event that an investigation to the security of the training area is to take place.

Private Benson reported that he heard the sound of heavy scraping within the building shortly after he left. This prompted a search of the other rooms in case any civilians may have still been in the building but were undetected. The area was given an "all clear" by the squad commander and the statue was left in the building. It was deemed necessary that on June 9th, a final morning inspection of the building will be conducted before it is demolished to make certain that no civilians have returned to the area and to ensure no lives are lost.
>> Anonymous
Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.
Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spraypaint. SCP-173 is animate extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personal are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
>> Anonymous
Brix were shat upon reading this. Is that all there is?
>> Anonymous
More was to be recorded, however, the one who documented the information of this creature was killed.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

This is a video recovered from Site 19 in 1994
of three researchers attempting to make a recording of this "SCP-173" creature. All three of them were killed, found with broken necks. The Video is very groutesque and frightening, watch at your own discretion.

I advise you do not break eye contact with the creature even in the video, or picture; there have been over 9000 reports since last thursday of disappearances from people breaking eye contact with this creature in images.

It is believed that the blood and feces are from tubby cheato-coated weaboo fags of 4chan who shat themselves upon being attacked by the creature in their basement.
>> Anonymous
>>169371
rickroll sense is tingling in 3...2...1
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
>>169371
It's sad I can tell what movie that is from just by looking at the address ...
>> Anonymous
>>169303
Somebody make this into a .gif where, after there's been enough time for people to break eye contact (like three or four seconds) a close up of the face appears on the screen.
>> Anonymous
>>169376

/slowclap

You just killed the bri/x/ shitting material for any gif that's to be posted in this thread by /r/ing it.

Now, if you can somehow make it into a gif where something pops up behind you instead of, in front of you.

Many bri/x/ will be shat.
>> Anonymous
>>169377

Or you could make it 3d. IT CAN B DUN.
>> Anonymous
>>169371

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>> Nillerz
     File :-(, x)
>>169409
>> Anonymous
>>169377
Oh we'll figure out a way, the bricks must always be shat!
>> Anonymous
This story would be much more believable without the awful paper mache picture to go with it. A creature is more believable than an aggressive 'object'