FUCK YEAH SCP-173

Why not simply have it incinerated?

>>173884
Because its easy to move and melt something that could kill you when you blink, amirite?

ITT we ruin SCP-173 by posting a shitty color image and a faggoty changed description

>>173893
That was the original image, idiot.

I only hope nobody really believes in this BS... The story sounds like it was made up by a 13 year old /b/tard.

>>173903
YES WE ALL BELIEVE THE STORY WHICH WAS MADE EARLIER AND CHANGED TO MAKE BETTER WITH OPINIONS GIVEN BY /x/PHILES

>>173886
So duct tape everyone's eyelids open.

>>173893
Get the fuck out.
That picture dates back to /b/ breepythreads, most likely before.

Hell, in all likelyhood, it's older than you are, you faggot.

>>173906
*creepythreads

>>173903
1./b/tards write well, its the gaiafags who cant write shit
2.If it was written by the 13 year old it would be "lol the golem will rip off ur hed n shot u with lazers den u die"

>little is known about item number SCM-173's origins

lol wut

>>173896
>>173906

I'm pretty sure I didn't ask you fucking niggers when the picture was made. Kind of obvious that it's the original since it's in color now isn't it? Perhaps you took the time to remake a black and white picture into color? I said it was shitty; which is true compared the the black and white. The same goes for the copypasta that goes with it and you know it. Stop acting so self-righteous for being here so long. nobody cares that you've pissed your life away, really.

>>173909

btards write well...


That statement alone just ruined your post, it's now worth shit.

>>173928
>btards

lol Gaiafag

>>173904

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR FAIL

>>173928
Real /b/tards actually do write well, its the newfags and gaiafags who ruin the repution with "lol im a btard"

>>173930
Yes, I was trying to act like an idiot in that post to prove a point. Moron.

YEAH /b/TARDS NEVER WRITE ANYTHING GOOD, THEY NEVER WROTE ANY GOOD COPYPASTA AND THEY MOST CERTAINLY NEVER WROTE THE WELL CULTURED ANONYMOUS

>>173932
It must be quite easy for you to act like an idiot, I'm sure it comes second nature.

I love how newfags feel the need to go around shouting "lol btards r dum" in /x/ when at least 1/2 of /x/ is /b/tards.

>>173936
It must come to you too since you can't recognize the use of caps lock sarcasm.

The idiots in this thread thinking /b/tards are idiots are newfags judging /b/tards by /b/'s current state. Those are what we call "gaiafags", they come and post in /b/ because the mods are faggots and won't ban them because moot makes money from them and mods all suck moot's cock.

Also, in before mods ban me again for saying something bad about them

>>173940
How does moot make money?

>>173948
Gaiafags like to click on ads.

>>173938
Expects sarcasm to conform to text usage, and uses it as an insult...

Again sir, you prove to be an idiot.

>>173951
If you can't see it you have to be a fucking moron.

>>173951
Jesus Christ, STATING THE OBVIOUS AND USING CAPSLOCK= STANDARD WAY OF SHOWING YOU THAT YOU'RE A MORON.

>>173951
YEAH, NO ONE HAS EVER USED CAPSLOCK TO SHOW SOMEONE ELSE WHAT A MORON THEY ARE. WE SHOULD NEVER DO THAT BECAUSE YOU AND YOUR GAIAFRIENDS HATE IT

I have paper mache sculptures in my garage too.

>>173965
Who doesn't?

ITT Newfags pretend to be oldfags.

Well I've never seen this picture bef-

AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!

JESUS FUCK AUGH

Story's pretty cool too

But FUCK THAT THING

>>173953
STIL CRUISEN TEH FAIL, LOL I /B/TARDED.. I TYPE GEWD BOOKS AND ON PASTA.

Thread fails due to fags in general.

>>173999
God damn you're a moron if you can't see the blatantly obvious reason for using caps lock there

>>173999
ITS /b/ FUCKTARD, EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER

>>174001

Agreed. Potencial /x/ meme is ruined by faggotry so strong it's indeed paramormal.

Great now I feel I have to watch the picture or it will jump out the screen and eat me while I blink. Fags.

thread horribly derailed

>>173966
I don't have a golem in my garage. But I wish I did.

>>173879
SO liek, it will strangle people for no reason...But let little kids finger paint on it? =O

I showed this picture to a friend of mine and explained the story to her. She started freaking out so we started looking at other things.

Since I'm a dick, I went back to the picture when she turned her head so when she looked back she'd see it unexpectedly. She screamed and started crying.

wtf, /x/, what's so scary about this thing?

>>174085
I should also add that she's 19 and one of those gothy faces-of-death type girls. She's seen far worse.

>>174085
Probably because it's supposedly an animate, walking piece of concrete, that can supposedly move 2 meters in the blink of an eye?

Your friend is a pussy

sage. enough. gb2 things looking in windows threads

Jesus...

Item#: SCP-173 (aka "The Nigger")

Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must be looking at SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site19 1993, little is known about item number SCM-173's origins(Other than that its a nigger lol). It is constructed from chikkunz and grillz and was once painted with Nigger Pickle brand spraypaint.

SCP-173, more commonly known as "The Nigger", is malevolent and a nigger lol, if given the chance it will chikkun anyone within it's line of sight. However, it's weakness is that it does not move while being watched. Despite this paralysis it is still highly dangerous; able to cover at least 2 meters in the literal blink of an eye. It typicaly kills by either chikkuning the victim from behind, or grabbing the victim's throat and chikkuning him. Whatever animates SCP-173 does not give it much force with which to break things, as seen above a large room with unbarred windows is fully capable of containing it. It's grip however is unbreakable, as when it is not moving the statue is as hard and strong as concrete.

While left alone in it's room, one can hear a chikkun-on-watermelon scraping from within that is believed to be the sound of the SCP-173 moving about.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of chikkunz and watermelonz. All DNA testing has proved inconclusive thus far. We don't know (nor wish to find out) where it comes from or how it arrives but SCP-173's container will slowly fill with these substances. In order to ensure that it does not get fat, and to maintain some level of sanitation, the enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.

>>173879
Lame rewrite. the original was better.
>>174467
This is good though.

>>174038
SCP-173 is already an /x/ meme

Item#: SCP-173 (aka "The Golem")

Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must be looking at SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site19 1993, little is known about item number SCM-173's origins. It is constructed from concrete and rebar and was once painted with Crylon brand spraypaint.

SCP-173, more commonly known as "The Golem", is animate and malevolent, if given the chance it will kill anyone within it's line of sight. However, it's weakness is that it does not move while being watched. Despite this paralysis it is still highly dangerous; able to cover at least 2 meters in the literal blink of an eye. It typicaly kills by either snapping the victim's neck from behind, or grabbing the victim's throat and strangling him. Whatever animates SCP-173 does not give it much force with which to break things, as seen above a large room with unbarred windows is fully capable of containing it. It's grip however is unbreakable, as when it is not moving the statue is as hard and strong as concrete.

While left alone in it's room, one can hear a stone-on-stone scraping from within that is believed to be the sound of your mom getting scared, etc.

AW LAWD Im glad you liked my niggerd up version. I thought people might get mad but I guess not.

>>174530
Get a trip-code, faggot. You don't deserve to be anonymous.

Someone post the fucking original.

>>174085

CRYING?

Your friend is a giant weiner or an attention whore.

>>174541

I have it, not on this computer tho

LOL TRIPCODEZ

>>174545
Fuckin A.
This picture is nothing compared to the rest of the stuff that was posted in the great creepythreads of old.

>>174582

This just gave me a horrible but horrible thought.

What if, if a God trully exists, ahd an appearence like that? What if, returning to an Eden would bring us to servitute to a creature that would uses us for his own satisfaction?
Horrible, horrible thoughts indeed.

ITT faggots get mad at trivial shit and make themselves look stupid.

Failthread is FAIL.

>>174596
may I present you my good friend Slaanesh?

>>174467
>>174482
>>174530

i wonder if it gives good oral

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/387708

So you got this story from Newgrounds?

>>174684

That shit was made less than a week ago. It's been in /x/ alone for longer than that. You're a fucking idiot.

I've never been comfortable on /b/ and I've only recently started frequenting /x/, so this is my first exposure to these things. I like, so give me more please.

Its called Krylon, not Crylon.

>>174684
Fucking NG fags stealing out shit

>>174889
lurk moar newfag

>>174684
Proof that there's at least one 13-year-old boy on 4chan.

So if this isn't the original text, what is?

>>175078
80% of 4chan is 10-15 year olds.

>>175080
lurk moar

>>175084
Wow get the fuck out.
80% is /b/ is 10-15 year olds and that's why /b/ is shit now. The majority of 4chan used to be young people in their 20s where they would just come to be retarded, and for the most part it still is. /b/ is now crap though, but doesn't mean the rest of 4chan is overrun by retarded kids.

>>175110
Fine, 65% of 4chan.

>>175110
The rest of 4chan is being corrupted by the underage faggots now, since they see shit like /x/-paranormal and go 'LOL COOL GOSTS"

I call rule 34 on SCP-173

>>173879
However, it's weakness is that it does not move while being watched.

>>175196
What the fuck is that? Everyone knows that Boos are cute and shy, they're always blushing when I see them.

Don't kid yourselves. SCP-173 was originally posted to /b/ over a year ago.

>>175196
lol, and now I care even less about this hoax

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/taken/
o my god. This thing still makes me shit brix.

Isn't anyone reminded of Doctor Who?

>>175224
Don't blink.

>>175233
Like this?

>>175237
OH HOLY FUCK

>>175220
o_o I think I poo'd a little

>>175214
Yes, and the /b/tards in the creepythreads where it was posted are now in /x/.

Aside from that report is there any OTHER information about SCP-173 (aka "The Golem") ??

>>175262
It's an art project where the friend of the creator asked /b/ and a bunch of other message boards to make a creepy story up for it?

>>175259
Get the fuck out gaiafag. Nobody likes you and your shitty fag friends.

Three guys should go in and jack hammer that things ass.

Original, no color or fancy stuff.

>>175439
wrong.
OP pic is the original.

>>175239

I thought of Doctor Who. If the angels didn't transport people back in time and actually killed them it would have been brick-shittingly scary. Still scared me. 0_o

>>175502

>>175525
fucking fail

SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF ME.

>>173879
ok am i the only fucking /b/x/tard that notices that whoever rewrote this did a horrible job? SPC's name doesnt stay the same for more than 2 sentences and this is like 1/3rd of the original

USAF File: C203-92b
Date: Jun 7, 1952

Filed by: Capt. Henry Milan
----

Item found outside of Yuma, Arizona on March 24th.

During regular training exercises, Corporal Ben Flynn and his squadron came across an strange statue in an empty installation set to be used for future bombing run training. The statue is approximately seven feet tall and human in form. The arms and legs are disproportionate to the head and torso, resembling a fetus. Strange colouration was noted on the face of the statue and it was posed against on of the inner walls of the building. Upon further inspection, Corporal Flynn noted that the statue is composed of mostly cement and is possibly reinforced with steel rebar. It is likely man-made.

Further investigation of the surrounding area yielded no other signs of transportation for the statue other that misshapen foot prints. It is likely that the statue was placed there by locals looking to create a stir or possibly protest the war. Private Allen Benson took the supplied photograph to document the area in the event that an investigation to the security of the training area is to take place.

Private Benson reported that he heard the sound of heavy scraping within the building shortly after he left. This prompted a search of the other rooms in case any civilians may have still been in the building but were undetected. The area was given an "all clear" by the squad commander and the statue was left in the building. It was deemed necessary that on June 9th, a final morning inspection of the building will be conducted before it is demolished to make certain that no civilians have returned to the area and to ensure no lives are lost.

Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.
Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spraypaint. SCP-173 is animate extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personal are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.

>>174467
slight edit for lulz:

Item#: SCP-173 (aka "The Nigger")

Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in jail at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's cell, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the bars are to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must be looking at SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the jail cell.

Description: Moved to Site19 1993, little is known about item number SCM-173's origins(Other than that its a nigger lol). It is constructed from chikkunz and watamellinz and was once painted with Nigger Pickle brand spraypaint.

SCP-173, more commonly known as "The Nigger", is malevolent and a nigger lol, if given the chance it will mug anyone within it's line of sight. However, it's weakness is that it does not move while being watched. Despite this paralysis it is still highly dangerous; able to cover at least 2 meters in the literal blink of an eye. It typicaly kills by either raping the victim from behind, or grabbing the victim's throat and lazoring him. Whatever animates SCP-173 does not give it much force with which to break things, as seen above a large room with unbarred windows is fully capable of containing it. It's grip however is unbreakable, as when it is not moving the statue is as hard and strong as concrete.

While left alone in it's room, one can hear a scraping from within that is believed to be the sound of the SCP-173 scratching records.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of chikkunz and watermelonz. All DNA testing has proved inconclusive thus far. We don't know (nor wish to find out) where it comes from or how it arrives but SCP-173's container will slowly fill with these substances. In order to ensure that it does not get fat, and to maintain some level of sanitation, the enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.