>>247552

Hey, look! It's a penis with legs hiding in the corner.

>>246145

It's old, that's what it is.

>>247590

*yawn* Really, they need to learn the concept for 'lurk moar' and 'lurk moar, it's never enough'.

its the frickin gollem i know, but, its fucking paper mache and not creepy at all.

Jews decided it would cost less money to make golems out of paper mache rather than clay. But it was too freaky so they locked it away.
But seriously I know of it but don't remember the text that was posted with it.

I want to know the story behind this.

>>247617
The real one? Or the one /x/ made up?

>>247620
BOTH. ALthough I have the creepy one infornty if my jewish eyes

Cosplay

sexy.

>>247552
Item#: SCP-173

Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Crylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personal are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behavior should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.

It's obviously an alien mexican piñata.

It's a poor man's paper mache strip-hooker! *strokes chin* hmm...that's not a bad idea....

Get out newfag.

>>248012

DO I SEE E-MAILS.

QUICK. EVERYONE SPAM.

Item#: SCP-173 (The Nigger)
Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times(cuz niggerz aren’t free). When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must be looking at SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.
Description: Moved to Site19 1993, little is known about item number SCP-173's origins.(other than it’s a nigger lol) It is constructed from chikkunz and watermelonz and was once painted with Nigger pickle brand kool-aid.
SCP-173 is a malevolent nigger, if given the chance it will chikkun anyone within it's line of site. It's weakness however is that it does not move while being watched. Despite this paralysis it is still highly dangerous; able to cover at least 2 meters in the literal blink of an eye. It typicaly kills by either chikkuning neck from behind, or grabbing the victim's throat and chikkuning him. Whatever animates SCP-173 does not give it much force with which to break things, as seen above a large room with unbarred windows is fully capable of containing it. It's grills however is unbreakable, as when it is not moving the statue is as hard and strong as concrete.
While left alone in it's room, one can hear a chikkun-on-watermelon scraping from within that is believed to be the sound of the SCP-173 moving about.
The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of rotton water melon and chikkun bonez. We don't know (nor wish to find out) where it comes from or how it arrives but SCP-173's container will slowly fill with these substances. In order to ensure that it does not get fat lol the enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.

>>247590
You need to learn the concept of tripfaggotry.

>>248499
You need to copypasta my nigger story to KILL the trolls & newfags.
>>248492