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*piracetam, or Modafinil.
wrote this while ringing up customers, forgive the typos

Does this announce the return of the SCP series?

>>445349
plz

>>445349
yes please

I always thought that the SCP series should be less a bunch of "OMG O NOZE STATUS DAT KILL U" and more "We don't know what some of this stuff does, but if you don't follow these specific instructions you WILL get your shit fucked up."

>>445491

Wait, there's a series? Holy shit.

Moar plz.

>>445512

In a sense, sort of. There was a thread, which was composed entirely of people posting pictures of statues and saying "I THINK SCP-WHATEVERTHEFUCKNUMBERIJUSTMADEUP IS PRETTY COOL: When you don't look at it it kills you!"

They were all fucking shitty killer statues. I always thought that the SCP items (Special Containment Protocol? That's what I assume, anyway) would be more like the Warehouse 23 stuff, if perhaps less eclectic.

>>445512
browse the boards pages, there are 2 others posted a few pages down, if you're quick you can copy them before inexorably face deletion~

good luck gentlemen

>>445525

Got 'em in a Word document. I'll continue to watch /x/ for any new ones. (Hint hint, motherfuckers.)

Item#:SCP-051

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-051 is kept on a small wooden table, tied down. Any personnel studying it are to maintain absolute silence while in its vicinity. Personnel are also advised to not look at the eye-holes for an extended amount of time.

Description: SCP-051 was put in the care of Site 34 in mid-1980. There is no viable theory toward its origin at this time. It is a 4’’ by 5’’ black-toned, apparently hand-painted ceramic mask. It is adorned with what seems to be 24 karat gold and two lavender ribbons. When approached by personnel, it reportedly speaks the names of the personnel, without said personnel’s name being mentioned near the mask beforehand.

The voice is different to every person; once out of the mask’s vicinity, each staff member has described a different voice. It does not move its mouth; it apparently speaks directly to one’s mind. Personnel are not to respond aloud to hearing their name spoken by a foreign voice. Any acknowledgement toward the mask, even indirectly, is followed by immediate death, either by lack of airflow, severe internal bleeding, etc. In one case, a researcher’s heart erupted from her chest.

Like i said in another thread, making more than just the original one simply cheapens the effect the original has to the point where they all blend into shit.

Item#: SCP-232

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-232 is to be kept lit at all times. No shadows should be allowed to form in the presence of this object. Should one of the redundant light bulbs burn out, a two agent team may enter to replace the bulb, one to change the bulb and one to carry the lamp to prevent shadows from occuring behind the agent changing the bulb. The lamp is stored in the cabinet outside the room, and must be inspected before each use.
Description: Moved to Site19 5/7/1997. Origin is suspected to be of Sumerian design. SCP-232 is a statue of the goddess Ereshkigal, being offered a liver by what is assumed to be an utukku, or Sumerian demon. When SCP-232 is in the presence of slight shadows, agents may note the sensation of claws dragging lightly against or through their skin. In the presence of heavy shadows, light scratches to deep gouges may appear. The eyes of the statue have been noted to follow teams as they enter.

Blood and viscera left in the presence of the statue have been noted to inexplicably vanish before they may be cleaned, so sanitation staff is not required in the event of activity. Class 2 hazardous containment procedures should be maintained in the event of activity.

In the event of complete power failure, the entry airlock will be sealed automatically.

Addendum:
Those with Level 2 Security Clearance should see document #232-1
Document #232-1: SCP-232 additional procedures

In the event of activity, those directly involved should be monitored as per protocol 11B in the Security clearance database. SCP-232 is suspected to use some of it's victims to survey the surrounding area.

>>445491

Agreed. This runs the risk of ending up like the Holders series, where everything is predictably "follow these odd instructions or perish messily".

Part of the strength of the original is that it was a short, clear summary of an oddity, as if written for an administrator of the research facility. That's what these should be - very weird, inexplicable objects, clearly explained, not trying to make it all bri/x/ by just hinting at terrible death.

we need to find the person responsible for the original.... most of these other ones suck balls

>>445813

The original was awesome, i suspect it had been polished for ages. Most of these new ones are just done quickly and hence suck.

In my opinion, they're meant to be like they were yanked out of some sort of handbook. Undoubtedly, the 'omg it kills!' ones would get yanked first, as they're more eye-grabbing. Perhaps the 'general weirdness' ones will come later.

Item#: SCP-338

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-338 consists of two parallel circular copper discs, 12 inches in diameter, separated by a 15 inch gap. They are arranged like the ends of a cylinder. The cannot be shifted with respect to each other - this has been tested via hydraulic rams up to 30 tons.

There is no solid material detectable within the gap.

Objects placed in the space between the discs for more than a few seconds are seen to "fade".
If the object is not removed from the gap, this "fading" is complete in approximately ten minutes, after which the objects are not detected by either instruments or the eye.

In 73% of such cases of fading, after a period of not less that 1.2 and not more than 5.0 hours, an artifact is seen to "fade in" within the gap.

These artifacts are very varied in their characteristics. Some appear to have machine qualities. Others appear partially self-aware for a short time. Most are less easy to classify.

These artifacts invariably crumble to dust within about 30 minutes, but what limited examination has been possible has shown them to have molecular structure which is highly unstable, and indeed seems impossible to form given the physical laws of our universe.

Advise further study. Recommend that agents not place any part of their body within the gap.

I have to note that these are all somewhat cookie cutter "artifacts of mysterious origin". It needs to be given an occasional gem of different.

Maybe a living creature as an "item". Throw something in people will recognize, but not right away, like a chinese blue tiger or something.

Here's one of the better ones I've seen floating around here.

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Item#: SCP-121
Special containment procedures: Item SCP-121 should always be kept within a lead-treated multi-polymer vial; this vial should be placed inside an industrial size autoclave. Great care should be taken to ensure the autoclave's integrity, two alternate power sources have been provided for it at its previous location (see USPGC, lower level).
Personnel requesting a sample from -121 should first be extensively vetted. If they pass muster, preparing a sample will require delaying the auotclave by two seconds, removing less than a milliliter of the liquid, and then running a second autoclave for two dyas to ensure the sample's integrity.
All personnel should observe full NBC precautions and report any and all "sudden revelations". Should a subject demonstrate sudden acumen regarding finance (and in particular, predictions towards commodities and stocks) he or she should immediately be detained.
Description: SCP-121 is 120 mL of a positron-heavy superconducting liquid, grey to silver in color. When ingested in combination with a cocktail of Piracetam, modafinil, and beta-blockers, it allows a short period of vivid precognition. First lifted from the Mandean temple of Alu-Shak in 1957, it has proved to be at once incredibly volatile and useful. Subjects ingesting more than 3 mLs of the liquid immediately display signs of intense and violent psychosis, developing into self-mutilation and culiminating ultimately in suicide.

Errata: for results from test subjects alpha through chi, see files 121?-121?.

>>445870
Whoops, didn't notice this was the OP.

>>445839

Agreed. Some animal SCPs would add some needed variety.

Also, maybe some SCPs that are more beneficial/benevolent/don't fuck your shit up, like OP's.

Should we start categoryze them?
Like, with the aim of not having duplicate numbers. Maybe later categoryze them in groups, grouped in some numeric way.

http://www.warehouse23.com/basement/

Holy shit, i found /x/'s basement!

Item#: SCP-23
Special containment procedures: SCP-23 cannot be transported due to insufficient technological means, thus all research must be conducted in its current location. It is absolutely vital that no heavy object (including aircraft and other vehicles) passes over the containment installation, as this interferes with the geometric layout holding SCP-23 in place. Any vehicles approaching the installation are to be immediately disabled. All structural changes to the facility above ground must adhere to precise spatial arrangement as described in attached documents.
No member of the personnel may directly contact SCP-23, regardless of rank or security clearance. All research must be conducted using remotely operated machines. In the event of emergency maintenance in proximity of the object, the maintenance team is to be silently disposed of. This procedure must also be used for anyone, regardless of rank or security clearance, in direct visual or auditory contact with SCP-23.

Description: The underground facility is adapted from earlier installation of [CLASSIFIED] origin. The inner chamber is a hollow monocrystal manufactured by unknown means, its base forming an exact equilateral triangle. The outer chamber is composed of unknown ceramic-type material and forms an exact rectangle, with the relation between inner and outer area following the fourth power of the 'golden ratio'. The recently constructed outer layer follows the same geometric pattern and uses specific materials, decribed in detail in attached documents.
Several conflicting descriptions of the inner chamber's content are attached in Appendix C. No material sample could be obtained due to rapid deformation of all testing equipment in proximity of SCP-23.


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>>445903
Timeline (clearance level B or higher required):
12.5.1936 - discovery of the core installation
1936-1938 - initial investigation, 436 casualties
1940-1943 - construction of the outer layer, number of casualties undisclosed

Additional notes (clearance level B or higher required): The facility's existence must be known to the general public as the rigorous airspace and urban planning restrictions could not be enforced otherwise without attracting suspicion.

>>445903

You're supposed to actually describe the SCP, not just say what you shouldn't do. Explain just what it does, like in>>444231or>>445836.

>>445919
>Several conflicting descriptions of the inner chamber's content are attached in Appendix C

I guess the point was that there is no reliable description available. Kinda Lovecraftian, but not bad overall.

i hate this stuff and the holders, and let me tell you why. its the fourth wall. with the SCPs the author asks for input when he posts. the holders are a joke, the first one (holder of the end) is the only one worth a shit because its the only one not done in response to another holder story. they are both, at times, creepy enough but thats not my problem. its the fact that Im in on it already, spoiled. to future creepy pasta writers I say stfu, dont talk to /x/ about the creative process. also, abandon these two "archetypes", seriously even in the most well written ones you see it coming from a mile away, because you ALREADY KNOW THE STORY.

tl;dr dont be a creepy pasta hack, let shit like the holders and SCP be what they are and write your own shit

...more?

>>445926

You can get the fuck out.

>>445926
Provide some original content for us then, something that's not shit.

>>445926
I hate you, you're the type of person that will bitch about people who keep writing Holder series stuff or SCP series stuff while not contributing any of your own original works. If you're not going to try and solve the problem then you're a part of it. Either write some of your own original content that's actually good or shut the fuck up.

I agree with the holders. They suck. The first one was (and still is) good, because it was new and innovative. The rest just cheapen it.
I'll give SCP series a 75% chance it ends up like the holders.

Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at
any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site 19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spraypaint. SCP-173 is animate extremely hostile.
The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking.
Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personal are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behavior should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.

>>446052
I never liked the Holders. The SCPs, however, I enjoy. They have a chance of being good, if written in the right frame of mind. Perhaps after watching multiple episodes of the Twilight Zone beforehand. Each one is strange, yet cleary different from the rest.

>>446060
sir, that's a lawn gnome riding a pig.

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Class D personnel are recruited from prison inmates. Condemned persons are preferred, in times of duress, Protocal 12 can be authorized, allowing recruitment of innocents or persons incarcerated for lesser crimes.
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>>446109
Whoa, what?!

that was a neat take on the SCP stuff

>>446129
Thanks, I consider myself something of a fledgling writer. kek. Just had inspiration hit when I was reading some of the SCP stuff yesterday.

>>446131

I might just have to join you sometime (in writing more/new SCP material). Well done.

>>446131

i agree, i very much enjoyed it myself as well....

and.... id also like to get into writing stuff like this....

Item#: SCP-010

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-616 should be kept in a locked containment unit at all times with specially made heated/cooled walls and floors. Item SCP-616 must not be allowed outside, or near any heating or cooling vents or any form of wind. SCP-616 is prone to violence and the horn-like objects on its’ head must be shaved down regularly after drugging. No personnel working within the area or with Item SCP-616 may be of First Nations heritage. Two personnel must enter containment unit at a time.
Description: Discovered on 3/9/1855 in North Dakota. Believed to speak the Lakota language. Has not aged since containment in current location on 7/13/1899. Shows unusual symptoms of being cold when heated and hot when cooled. Class 3 hazardous containment procedures should be maintained in the event of activity.

In the event of power failure containment unit should be sealed shut.

Addendum:
Those with Level 3 Security Clearance should see document #232-6
Document #232-6: SCP-010 additional procedures

>>446109
That was creepy-awesome

>>446151
are you gonna finish or what? you don't mention additional documents without writing them.

>>446155
Maybe, but I think it looks good as it is. If you'd like I can write them.

>>446151
#232-6
SCP-010 Additional Procedures

Enclosed: Report by Major J. Ready regarding 10/13/1950 incident.

“One of the workers did not lock the door to the containment unit properly today after filing down SCP-010’s horns. A fan was on two doors down from the containment unit. Suddenly there was a large booming sound, like thunder and I saw SCP-010 prying open the containment unit door. The creature was still heavily drugged and had trouble moving, and several personnel, including myself rushed forward to push it back in. There was another booming noise and several personnel fell backward. It looked like they had been electrocuted. After several minutes, we pushed the creature back into the unit and sealed it. It kept crying the entire time while it tried to get out and when it was sealed, security cameras showed the creature huddled and laughing.”

Suggest that creature be drugged permanently to avoid escape. Fans and all methods or air conditioning are now banned from area surrounding containment. Suggest tranquilizer guns be equipped to all personnel in future.

Item#: SCP-519

REPORT PENDING
ETA: 15:58 (GMT-07:00).

Document to be posted on /x/ drive of 4chan server. SCP personnel eyes only. Report to be delivered in accordance with Neptune protocol of undersigned reportee acceptance guidelines, following incident (refer to current file 519rsrp until pending report submitted). Code White document to be treated as unofficial until reviewed by a Level 4 agent.

Item#: SCP-091
Special containment procedures: Item SCP-091 is stored in a modified subterranean arboretum.

Containment zone is to remain lighted at all times. Four hydrargyrum medium-arc iodide lamps are to be active from 00:00 GMT until 16:00, at which point they are to be deactivated in sequence as the corresponding eight sodium vapor lamps are activated until 00:00 GMT. Lights must be replaced at the approximate time of bulb half-life, and only during the artificial nocturnal cycle.

Soil levels are to be kept at approximately one meter depth and Ph levels are to be monitored daily for any irregularities. Provided compost is to be placed in the containment zone at the beginning of each lunar month. Compost is to be inspected before and after delivery by two senior ranking science officers to ensure safety procedures have been followed and to prevent any further containment issues caused by tampering. Provided compost is to be placed no closer than three meters from Item SCP-091. Under no circumstances should Item SCP-091 be touched. In such event, emergency defoliant protocols are to be followed and attending staff and all personal effects are to be immolated.

Containment area is lined with 15mm of lead. There is to be around the clock external monitoring for any breach of containment. In event of breach, emergency defoliant protocols are to be followed.

All male staff are to undergo weekly medical inspections. In the event of compromise, level four quarantine procedures are to be initiated. Compromised staff and all personal effects must be destroyed by complete immolation. Male staff are forbidden from entering the containment zone and are to be rotated on a quarterly basis, remaining in quarantine two weeks before and after assignment.