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Anonymous
Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at
any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spraypaint. SCP-173 is animate extremely hostile.
The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking.
Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personal are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
>> Anonymous
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Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at
any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spraypaint. SCP-173 is animate extremely hostile.
The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking.
Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personal are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis
>> Anonymous
>>446377
lol

Someone really needs to post more of these.
>> Anonymous
I have one, but its pretty much sux
>> Anonymous
/x/ had a thread that got deleted with heaps of these.

get to archiving the SCP series /x/
>> Anonymous
>>446410
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series
>> Anonymous
>>446471
These are amazing. Thanks anon.
>> Anonymous
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Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at
any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spraypaint. SCP-173 is animate extremely hostile.
The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking.
Object is reported to attack by impaling the heart or by decapitation. In the event of an attack, personal are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of "swishing" air originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis
>> Anonymous
The only good one.
>> Anonymous
>>446794
They're all good.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
I think this deserves an SCP.
>> Anonymous
>>446811
It's a tardis on the rag.
>> Anonymous
Item#: SCP-008
Special containment procedures: SCP-008 samples are an extreme biological hazard and all related protocols apply. The quarantine period for operatives leaving the facility is 4 months proves a breach has occurred, there is political or military action that may result in the facility being dismantled, power failure or 0 communications from operatives or outside channels during any given 8 hour period.

Description: SCP-008 is a complex prion found stored in each of the known G2 sites. Research into SCP-008 is highly classified and primarily aimed at preventing research which may lead to the synthesis of SCP-008 in the distant future. Symptomatic functions of the SCP-008 prion will be given.

1: 100% lethality.
2: Transmission through exposed mucus membranes and all bodily fluids.
3: Not airborne. Not waterborne.
4: Symptoms are flu-like with high fever and severe dementia in later stages, a coma occurs approximately 20 hours after first symptoms appear and 12 hours after noticeable dementia occurs.
5: Post-coma, all bodily tissues assume their original functions at a reduced rate. SCP-008 infected blood cells increase oxygen storage capacity allowing slower blood flow and increased muscle endurance.
6: Conditionned behaviour, motor controls and instinctive behavioural mechanisms are maintained in humans whilst animals experience excessive brain necrosis.
7: Neutralising the subject involves destroying the brain.

There is strong evidence to suggest SCP-008 itself did not form naturally on earth since if this had occurred variants of similiar complexity would have displaced much of the ecosystem. In 1959 a short collaborative effort with the USSR to locate G2 sites and eliminate SCP-008 was negotiated following their discovery, the status of SCP-008 under the current regime is unknown.
>> Anonymous
Incineration and irradiation measures will be detonated in the event of political or military action that may result in the facility being dismantled, power failure or 0 communications from operatives or outside channels during any given 8 hour period. The quarantine period for operatives leaving the facility is 4 months, if during this time a breach has occurred incineration and irradiation measures will also be deployed.*

bleh..
>> Anonymous
>>447056
Is dat sum zombie plague?
>> Anonymous
>>447056
Damn, good one.
>> Anonymous
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All right, I've got one.

Item#:SCP-051
Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-051 is kept on a small wooden table, tied down. Any personnel studying it are to maintain absolute silence while in its vicinity. Personnel are also advised to not look at the eye-holes for an extended amount of time.

Description: SCP-051 was put in the care of Site 34 in mid-1980. There is no viable theory toward its origin at this time. It is a 4’’ by 5’’ black-toned, apparently hand-painted ceramic mask. It is adorned with what seems to be 24 karat gold and two lavender ribbons. When approached by personnel, it reportedly speaks the names of the personnel, without said personnel’s name being mentioned near the mask beforehand.

The voice is different to every person; once out of the mask’s vicinity, each staff member has described hearing a different voice. It does not move its mouth; it apparently speaks directly to one’s mind. Personnel are not to respond aloud to hearing their name spoken by a foreign voice. Any acknowledgment of the mask’s voice, even indirectly, is followed by immediate death, either by lack of airflow, severe internal bleeding, etc. In one case, a researcher’s heart erupted from her chest.
>> Anonymous
Item#: SCP-018
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-018 is to be kept in a locked steel coffin at all times. Utmost care must be taken not to come into any physical contact with SPC-018. Nor should its contents ever be destroyed.

Description: Items said to have been part of The Dafoe Manor incident. The object serves as a channel through which a spirit possesses the soul of the person who touches it. Persons are said to be completely controlled by the rogue spirit and will become extremely violent and destructive.

Following the Clanbronwyn Incident, it was learned that the idol was in fact a channel to both the spirit of John Dafoe and Subject TALL MAN [Case File Chzo], granting powerful illusionary and paranormal powers.

At the suggestion of Agent Trilby, item is to be shipped to the Kennedy Space Station where preparations will take place to attach it to the Deep Space Exploration Probe Launch. And into deep space will the object hopefully remain till the ends of time.
>> Anonymous
IF YOU ARE GOING TO DO THESE, DO THEM RIGHT.

Work your fucking voice right, faggots, don't describe it like a story, it has to be a completely objective bland as fuck military description.

>>447337

Doing it VERY VERY VERY WRONG. The military's goal is to be as vague as possible, not "used in this incident" "Spirits lawl" and referring to agents by name.

If you can't do it right, just suggest your idea, and I'll do one for you, fuck.
>> Anonymous
>>447337
Even though the Chzo Mythos is win, no.
>> Anonymous
Item#: SCP-254

Special Containment Procedures: SPC-254 should be handled with extreme care from a distance. Store under heavy compression at standard temperature, preferably in gallium or similar.

Description: Item SCP-254 is invisible to the naked eye. Magnetic resonance tests have shown that the basic shape of item SCP-254 is a perfect geometric sphere. It is believed that the item is the closest terrestrial equivalent to dark matter yet.

Item SCP-254 is to be kept under heavy compression at standard temperature in a room 16' by 16'. SPC 254 is believed to absorb objects that pass into it and recoup their general mass and shape into itself to grow bigger. It is drawn to objects with even the most minuscule mass. However, it cannot absorb elemental gallium, making it the most viable solution for storage.

All personnel planning to work on should be registered HP-29 hazard insured, and should, resources permitting, come no closer than 25 meters to SPC-254.
>> Anonymous
SPC-254 also shows some low level amounts of sentience. When given the choice between a magnetic resonance machine and a titanium block more massive than the MR machine, SPC-254 absorbed the MR machine. It seems to prioritize its victims with technology and other sentient creatures coming first. In another test, SPC-254 chose three dogs over a block of lead, and in another, two dogs over a MR machine.

Errata: 1. In all tests, SPC-254 absorbed both objects when given the chance.
2. It has come to our attention that SPC254 has been creating massively powerful outward bursts of energy. These energy bursts eradicate most solids they come in contact with. Recommend removal from facility and permanent storage under sea.
3. Relocation complete. Exact co-ordinates are under investigation, as it seems to have moved.
>> Anonymous
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>>447342

Maskfag here. Since you offered, I was thinking that there should be a mirror-based SCP, since /x/ apparently has a mirror fetish. Can't think of a damn thing for it, though.
>> Anonymous
Time to neutralise the GRIMDARK with COMPANIONLOVE

Item#: SCP-472

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-472 may not leave Private Washington Jr’s house of occupation unless in a medical emergency. In the event of item SCP-472 needing medical attention, SCP-472 is to be transported too MEDI unit #5 at Base Weeper. Medical staff must not make contact with any machinery attached to item SCP-472, as the purpose of the mechanisms is not yet known. Item SCP-472 is to be fed on a regular bases and must not be neglected. All research taken on discovering item SCP-472 device are to be performed by Private Washington Jr inside his house of occupation.

Description: Item SCP-472 is a Mallard duck recovered during the American occupation of Korea on the 4th of February 1952 by Private Washington Jr. An unknown device is attached too Item SCP-472 on its hindquarters by 5 strips of steel and bolts. The device cannot be separated from the duck without destroying the device. The device resembles a distorted sphere and has a wire connecting to the neck of Item SCP-472 from it. It is unkown if the Korea is connected SCP-472 in any way. The duck is generally docile and harmless.

Additional Information: Private Washington Jr is the legal owner of Item SCP-472. Until the device is separated from the duck, both are to be considered Item SCP-472. Private Washington Jr reports updates on the nature of Item SCP-472, which can be view by accessing his Public Account on the SCP server.
>> Anonymous
1st one is still the only good one. Stop turning it into the holders shitfest.
>> Anonymous
>>447375

Item#: SCP-409

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-409 must be kept sealed in the room at all times, and must be left face down at all times. The black protective should over its reflective surface is not to be removed at any cost.

Description: SCP-409 is a small, and from a distance, a rather nondescript, mirror. Upon closer inspection, the frame filled with intricately carved patterns that have no discernible meaning, but the language team insists it is some sort of foreign script. Small symbols are deeply engraved at intervals along the frame, which is composed of an unknown material resistant to most forms of corrosion or wear. The mirror oddly enough casts no shadow when light is applied to any portion of it.

Item SCP-409 is stored in a brightly lit room, but no monitoring or surveillance equipment is allowed within the room. No visual records of the item exist and to date are not permitted.

SCP-409 appears to cause severe mental instability when viewed directly and cause severe and sometimes fatal mental trauma when viewed indirectly, such as through a camera or photograph. Two subjects have observed the mirror's reflective surface, and according to the subject partner, gazing upon the mirror caused the viewer to be utterly horrified. Bleeding would occur through the eyes. Of specific note is that the second subject began screaming for many minutes, and forcibly unhooked his jaw during the scream. Both subject s died exactly 18 minutes after contact with the Item.

Conclusion: Autopsies report that both subjects brains had hemhorraged completely and nearly liquefied mere minutes after viewing the Item. Some coroners have speculated that the body was no longer controlled by the brain, but acted out of reflex or under the control of a separate entity. SCP-409 is deemed Extremely High Risk and is to be observed and monitored by a 10 person team at all times. All personnel must wear non reflective gear, at all times.
>> Anonymous
well-known takashi murakami art is so fucking scary i almost shit my pants jesus christ
>> Anonymous
>>447375
I'm too lazy to actually write one of these, but I think a good one that'd be kinda creepy is like, a hand-mirror with a slow reflection. Like it reflects you perfectly, but with a delay of maybe half a second. And sometimes, it speeds up to reflects the position you'll be in -in- half a second.

I know, lame and not really that scary, but come on, they can't -all- be deadly.
>> Anonymous
>>447415
I just doing it for fun, not really expecting it to be archived. Though it would be nice
>> suomynonA
This concept seems really delicate.
>> Anonymous
>>447437
Because everyone on /x/ is so overprotective of their imaginary bullshit.
>> suomynonA
>>447441

LAWL

that and any idiot could come and turn this into the next holders series.

>>446377
>>446787

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis

goddamn. that quick already.
>> Anonymous
>>447453

:(
>> Anonymous
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Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at
any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spraypaint. SCP-173 is animate extremely hostile.
The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking.
Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personal are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis
>> Anonymous
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Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at
any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from meat with traces of Krylon brand spraypaint. SCP-173 is animate extremely hostile.
The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. It is suspected the subject is very shy in spite of its constant rage. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking.
Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personal are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of complaining originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown, but is suspected to be the subject. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
>> Iodine Room Guy
On the SPC wiki site, I couldn't help but think "Aww" at some half-cat walking around and being petted by super-serious agent men. God, I'm a fag.

I might try my hand at writing one of these, but I don't want this series to become like the Holders - "lol everything is deadly u will die if u don't follow these instructions"
>> Anonymous
>>447482

Author of that one here. Thanks, I thought it was time for something harmless.
>> Anonymous
Item#: SCP-947
Special Containment Procedures: Zone labeled as SCP-947 has been evacuated under precept of radiological contamination. Five charges of 10 kilograms of plutonium were buried with a 25 kilometer radius of ground zero to create said activity should there be investigation by a civilian science team. Because of this, maintenance personnel must always wear radiological protection when entering zone SCP-947. No Unauthorized entry is permitted within 2 kilometers of ground zero and intruders are to be shot and their remains incinerated. Maintenance personnel is not allowed to remain at ground zero at night; failure to abide by this command will be its own punishment.

Description: Fault appeared in house in late 1980s. Nearby residents had been experiencing several symptoms, ranging from illnesses to mental degradation to death. Supernatural entity was identified on 06-05-27 after the residents of the house where the fault is located, referred to as ground zero, were found dead.

Nature and motives of entity are unknown. Though active at any time of day, it becomes most active at 3:00 AM. Electronic surveillance equipment left at ground zero show severe spatial anomalies appearing within the house between 3:00 AM and 3:30 AM. Reach of the entity extends if the fault is not regularly sealed with concrete. Fault reappears within 12 hours of sealing. Experiments have shown that the entity could extend its reach well into the entire quarantine zone if left to its own devices, and beyond.

Maintenance personnel is to go to the house at 12:00 PM every day to seal the fault with concrete. No fewer than 3 at a time must be together in the house. Remaining after night fall is strongly discouraged. Should a member of personnel find itself attacked by the entity, it is to be terminated with extreme prejudice, as it is believed the entity is seeking a host, though it has yet to find a compatible one.
>> Anonymous
>>447493


If not possessing a host, there is no known way of repelling the entity, other than extreme hostility.

The door below the basement stairs at SCP-947 is to remain closed at all time. Should maintenance personnel find it unlocked upon arrival, they are to leave SCP-947 and ask for further instructions from a commanding officer.
>> Anonymous
Sorry I don’t know what’s going on but I really enjoy reading these, is there more / a site / a source?
>> Anonymous
>>447569

We're just making them up at this point. We're using this wiki to collect them.

http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series
>> Anonymous
Is anyone working on a bit of canon for this? Section names, meanings of named procedures in documents? I'm working on a couple of SCP files and it'd cool if I could keep them internally consistent with the rest of the SCP's people have already made.

Nothing scarier than a story that follows its own rules.
>> Raptoris
Not to my knowledge, but I've got every SCP I know if in a word document, being put in order, ao I could probably whip something up.
>> Anonymous
>>447342
>>447342

Harsh, but spot on.
>> Raptoris
Okay, here it is after a minute of quick whipping up!

Item#: SCP-XXX
Special Containment Procedures: PUT TEXT HERE, refer to the object as either Item XXX, SPC-XXX, XXX, Item SPC-XXX. Include a reference to any additional documents

Description: Come the fuck on, I don't need to describe this.

Additional date:
Do it however. A doctor's report in a personal manner, a cold military report, whatever. It all works here. If you need to put in a theory on it or whatever, here's probably best.


And that's it, that's the format most follow.
>> Anonymous
>>447611

Anything that appears more than a couple times might be cool, such as the HCML acronym or what a "Class 4 hazardous object containment procedure" might entail.

If you want to make such a thing... If not, perhaps another category on the wiki for things that people would like to see "defined".
>> Raptoris
I can do that one as well, it'll just take a while (And of course, the original writers are free to yak at me and tell me I'm wrong about the meaning when I put the article up.)
>> Anonymous
Two ideas, first of which was stolen from Warehouse 23 basement:

Sixteen identical contraptions: each a black box with a red button on it. Pressing the button on any one of them will cause an another similar device to appear.

An object of constant size that floats mid-air and will pass through any solid it comes in contact with, leaving nothing but air where it has passed. The object, however, experiences slight air resistance. Air currents are to be avoided.
>> Anonymous
>>447625
sounds like a great way to get rid of junk
>> Anonymous
..The one that kills you if you don't look at it.

If it can't move when you look at it, why do they have to announce that they're blinking? It'll move maybe an inch at best during a blink. And even then you just need to have two people come in (to make double sure on the blinking thing) and stare it at while the others do their job.

How is it even useful to keep? We can get some convicts who'll kill people when they don't look at them, how does a badly made statue justify gazillions of dollars in spending?
>> Anonymous
>>447687
Potential weapon?
>> Anonymous
>>447692
I think the one which liquefies people and expands its lethal range exponentially is much more effective :3
>> Anonymous
>>447694
Except it eventually eats everything.
>> Anonymous
>> The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking.
WHAT? IT'S A BOO?
>> Anonymous
>>447703
If a Boo is made of concrete and rebar.
>> Anonymous
>>447698
Still, the mathematic concept made real and the ball that disintegrates everything it touches are both better ideas. Same with the shadow kid. No, this is just some dumb retard statue that beats up people who don't stare at it.
>> Anonymous
And before that single fag starts bitching, SCP-173 WAS the original SCP.
>> Anonymous
>>447056and>>447063here

http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-008

Am I doing it right?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at
any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spraypaint. SCP-173 is animate extremely hostile.
The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking.
Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personal are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
>> Anonymous
Some work should be done to clean up the format of the SCP series. For example, although many SCP documents refer to a security clearance level, some refer to this by number, some by letter.
A generally accepted format should be agreed upon for cases such as this, especially concerning referrals to specific protocols and security measures.
For example:
Security Clearance Level A: The general technicians who clear out the chambers, preform maintenance work, etc.
Security Clearance Level B: These are the officers/supervisors reading these documents, including the scientists studying the SCP Items.
Security Clearance Level C: The high-ranking officers with access to secure information, such as that to do with terminating personnel, etc.
>> Anonymous
>>447687
No one's seen it move, for obvious reasons, so it's unknown exactly how fast it can move. Not using the blinking procedure would be an unnecessary risk.

As for them keeping it, I just assumed that it couldn't simply be destroyed.
>> Anonymous
How hard is it to post to the wiki? I tried a wiki once, and the formatting fucked up SO EVERY SINGLE PAGE LOOKED DIFFERENT. I have several SCP ideas... but I don't want to type them out onto /x/ without them being archived.
>> Anonymous
>>447817
It specifically says its made of rebar and concrete. Oh, and cheap spray paint. Sounds entirely destructable to me.

Also, video cameras could probably catch it, since it apparently needs to be seen directly to be paralyzed.
>> Anonymous
>>447845
Perhaps you can email it to the admin.
>> Anonymous
>>447858
Wait, disregard that there is no email.

Just add it to the wiki and somebody will clean it up for you. Not that hard, just apologize for being a dumbass on the page.