File :-(, x, )
tl;dr Anonymous
MAN GOES TO HOTEL
THERE'S A LOCKED DOOR
MAN SEES RED THROUGH KEYHOLE
RECEPTIONIST TELLS OF GHOSTS
>> Anonymous
the punchline is that the ghost has red eyes

How can you leave that out?
>> Anonymous
GIRL LIES IN BED
DOG LICKS HAND
MURDERER LICKS HAND
GIRL HEARD BLOOD DRIPPING
DOG HANGS OVER BATHTUB
>> Anonymous
BABYSITTER BABYSITS
BABYSITTER CALLS PARENTS
THERE A CLOWN STATUE
LOL NO THERE AINT BITCH
OOOHHH SSSHHHIIIT
>> Anonymous
and then I was a zombie!
>> Anonymous
MAN IN DESERT
MAN FINDS SNAKE
BETTER NATE THAN LEVER
>> Anonymous
>>451914
JOHN FIGHTS ALIENS
RADIO TELLS JOHN ARE DEMONS
THEN JOHN IS ZOMBIE
>> Anonymous
MAN HEARS THINGS
MAN DIES PERSON HEARS THING
MAKES POST ON INERNET
OH NO SHS KNOCKIh8hfe

WITNESS
>> Anonymous
GO TO MENTAL ASYLUM
SAY A THING
DONT DIE
ITEM GET!
>> Anonymous
LIGHTHOUSE WITH BOOKS
BOOKS ARE EVIL
THAT'S IT
>> Anonymous
LOOK AT MIRROR
PUT RULER BY PENIS
DON'T TURN MIRROR EVER AGAIN
>> Anonymous
KILL A HITCHHIKER
FIND TREASURE IN HIS BELLY
BECOME CURSED TO BE A MURDERER
EVEN THOUGH YOU ALREADY WERE ONE
>> Anonymous
GIRL HAS NIGHTMARE
DAD SAYS WHAT
MONSTER IN MOMS SKIN
MOM SITS UP
>> Anonymous
TELL ABOUT CANDLEJACK
DO NOT FINISH THE SENTEN
>> Anonymous
SEND LETTERS
MEAT IN YOUR POST
YOU KNOW THE FUTURE
OH NO YOU DIE
>> Anonymous
SCP-173
IT'S A STATUE
DON'T BLINK AROUND IT
OR YOU'LL BE SORRY
>> Anonymous
EVIL SPOT BEHIND YOU
DON'T FUCK WITH IT
IT WILL CRASH YOUR COMPUTER AND MAKE YOU BLIND
>> Anonymous
POLICE FINDS WOMAN IN OVEN
FINDS VIDEO IN WELL
WONDERS WHO MADE VIDEO
>> Anonymous
KIDS HAVE BLACK EYES
FUCK SHIT UP
KEEP OUT OF HOUSE
>> Anonymous
LITTLE GERMAN GIRL WALKING
MEETS A MAN
LOL I M BLIND
THEY WERE GOING TO EAT HER BUT FAIL
>> Anonymous
TURN OF LIGHT
GO IN CUPBOARD
TALK TO MATCH
LEAVE CUPBOARD
O SHIT YOU MADE ME JUMP
>> Anonymous
/x/, if you don't archive this thread, i swear I'll never be your friend anymore!
>> anon
this was an awesome idea OP
>> Anonymous
COMPANY SELLS REALISTIC DOLLS
MOTHER KILLS BABY
MOTHER HOLDS DOLL
>> Anonymous
WORLD WAR II
CRAZY GERMAN MEDIC
USES HIS SKIN AS BANDAGES
ON NOES, NO ONE LIVES!
>> Anonymous
CAR BREAKS
BOYFRIEND LEAVES
CRAZY MAN PLAYS BASKET BALL WITH HEAD
>> Anonymous
GO TO A FOREST
FIND A CLEARING
DO SOME STUFF
WHY IS IT SO DARK OUT?
>> Anonymous
TAKE 666TH FRAME OF EVERY MOVIE
WATCH THEM IN REVERSE
THEY SHOW YOUR DEATH
>> Anonymous
SOMETHING IN THROAT
GETS MILK
SNEEZES OUT BUTTON
IS LOST GIRL'S BUTTON
>> Anonymous
OP, I love you.
>> Anonymous
GET IN FIGHT
MOM GETS SCARED
MOVE WITH AUNT AND UNCLE
>> Anonymous
GERMAN DOCTOR DURING WAR
NO BANDAGES
USES SKIN INSTEAD
EVERYONE DIES
>> Anonymous
>>451923
win.
>> Anonymous
YOU DO A SHOWER
MAN WATCHES YOU
>> Anonymous
DOG IS IN TREE
OH LAWD
>> Anonymous
BORN IN WEST PHILLY
GOT IN FIGHT
MOM SCARED
SENT TO BEL-AIR
>> Anonymous
BE STICK FIGURE
GET IN BULLDOZER
WWWRRRRYYYY
>> Anonymous
PICK UP MILK
GO HOME
MOM DEAD
LOL UR CRAZY
PICK UP MILK
>> Anonymous
Best thread ever.
>> Anonymous
THERE A TETRAHEDRON
WHISPERS TO PEOPLE
ONLY DEAF PEOPLE ALLOWED
NO HEARIES BITCHES
>> Anonymous
YOU NOTICE SOMETHING WEIRD
IT HAPPENS AGAIN
YOU IGNORE IT
YOU DIE LOL
>> Anonymous
MOM LOSES CHILD
MEXICAN CARRIES CHILD
CHILD FULL OF COKE
>> Anonymous
>>451960

/thread
>> Anonymous
VIRAL MARKETING
PEOPLE CARE
SHITTY MOVIE
WHAT THE FUCK IS SLUSHO
>> Anonymous
BOX WITH MIRRORS IN
GET IN
I DUNNO LOL
GET OUT
>> Anonymous
THERE'S A SECRET MAILBOX
MAIL LETTERS ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS
MAKE SURE IT'S THE RIGHT ONE
OR YOUR SHIT WILL GET FUCKED
>> Anonymous
WACKY GERMAN
CAT IN BOX
IS IT ALIVE OR DEAD
IS THIS PARANORMAL?
>> Anonymous
PICK UP HITCH HIKER
TAKE HER HOME
SHE'S GONE
TALK TO PEOPLE IN HOUSE
"THAT SOUNDS JUST LIKE OUR DAUGHTER. SHE'S DEAD"
DUN DUN DUUUUNNN
>> Anonymous
ON THIS DAY
DO THIS
DO THAT
GAIN NOTHING
DIE
>> Anonymous
MY FRIEND JOHN CALLED
"LET'S HANG OUT!"
HIS BURNED DOWN
PHONE IN THE MIDDLE
HE SAYS "LOL BAD IDEA FAGGOT!"
>> Anonymous
BUY ONE FOR THE BARON
HE TELLS THE FUTURE
THE FUTURE IS THE WORLD ENDS SOON
WHAT A RIPOFF
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
STORMCROW
>> Anonymous
PEOPLE IN MIRRORS
HATE MIRRORS
MAN WASHES FACE
OH HAY BUDDY WE MISS YOU
>> Anonymous
MAN GOES ON HONEYMOON
WIFE GOES MISSING
MOVES ON
FINDS WIFE AT FREAKSHOW YEARS LATER
>> Anonymous
WHAT HAPPENED TO FRIEND?
MUST INVESTIGATE
FIND STRANGE HOUSE
IT EATS YOU LOL
>> Anonymous
TED FINDS CAVE
MAKES IT BIGGER
INVESTIGATES STRANGE SHIT
404 NOT FOUND
>> Anonymous
SEE WOMAN
FIND CRASH
WOMAN WAS IN CRASH
>> Anonymous
GO TO MENTAL INSTITUTION
ASK FOR SOMETHING
SCARY SHIT
10,000 FANFICTIONS SPAWNED
>> Anonymous
OH EARTHQUAKE
THIS HOLE WAS MADE FOR ME
DRR...DRRR
>> Anonymous
GO TO ASYLUM
ASK FOR HOLDER
DO SOME SHIT WITHOUT DYING
GET ITEM THAT HAS SOME SIGNIFICANCE TO SOMETHING
>> Anonymous
NIGHTMARES R REAL!
>> Anonymous
GO TO SUBWAY
"WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
"WHAT YOU WANT TO MAKE? LOL"
FAIL AT THAT SANDWICH FOREVER
>> Anonymous
CANCER GETS CURED
CURE MUTATES
PEOPLE BECOME VAMPIRES
WILL SMITH CURES VAMPIRES
WILL SMITH AN HEROS
HIS MOM GETS SCARED
HE MOVES WITH HIS AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN BELL AIR
>> Anonymous
JOHN FIGHTS DEMONS
RADIO TELL JOHN HE'S THE DEMONS
AND THEN JOHN WAS A ZOMBIE
>> Anonymous
MOVIE THEATER IN PHOENIX
BUY THREE TICKETS AND POPCORN
WATCH MOVIE ABOUT YOUR FUTURE
GOOD LUCK SLEEPING
>> Anonymous
GO ON 4CHAN
MAKE THREAD
GET REPLYS
>> Anonymous
just like the real holders, the first one was good and then people made shitty ones
>>451923
>>452003
>>452006
>> Anonymous
YOU DIE.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
If you go into any medical institution at night, approach the front desk and ask to see ‘John Smith the 37th’, the receptionist will hand you a key and a direction card. She will not say anything, if she does, return the card and come back the next day.

Follow the card; it will usually lead to a second story hallway, you’ll find the room number on the key fob, approach the door, announce that you are coming by knocking on the door three times. Unlock the door. Inside you will find a ordinary room, do not be fooled, this is an illusion, touch nothing, instead approach the single chair facing the window and sit, looking at the stars. Then, in a clear voice state:

“I have come to see the dreamer”

If you are successful, you will hear the door open and the bed creek. Count to five, then turn to face the bed, a withered old man will be lying there, hooked up to many machines, he will look at you with cold eyes, when he nods at you, you must be prepared to either flee, die in agonising pain or repeat the phrase:

“The dream is a lie, let the light shine here once more”

The old man will grow angry at this statement, the feeling of fear will multiply in your chest, you’ll go blind and feel as though all of your body is burning. DO NOT STOP REPEATING THE PHRASE OR YOU WILL DIE.

Eventually the fear will subside, when your sight returns you will now see a young man lying in bed, he will jump out of it and say:

“What does a dreamer want?”

You may answer with the name of one item, he will smile and offer you his hand. You must shake it, once you do the man will evaporate and your item will be on the floor where he once stood. But when you lay your hands on the item, you will feel a chill and forever after, when you fall asleep, you will dream that you are an old man, hooked into machines in a patient room, under the name of John Smith the 38th…
>> Anonymous
SUGGEST ARCHIVE
POST LINKS TO PORN
CAN NO LONGER BE ARCHIVED
PWNED
>> Anonymous
>>452027
SAME PERSON.
STILL A DICK.
NO FRIENDS.
>> Anonymous
>>452027
RUIN A GREAT POST
NOW GO BACK TO /B/
>> Anonymous
FIND A GOOD THREAD
DERAIL IT WITH BULLSHIT
ON SECOND THOUGHT, DON'T DO THAT
>> Anonymous
>>452012
REPORT POST
IT GETS DELETED
ARCHIVE THREAD
>> Anonymous
>>452040
MODS ON /x/ ARE PARANORMAL
BECAUSE THERE ARE NONE
=
>> Anonymous
>>452044
then htf do we archive it? screenshot? just take out the shitty post with photoshop, shit.
>> Anonymous
MAN FIND CAT
MAN FIND GIRL
GIRL IS CAT?
IDK TRY FISH AND CATNIP
>> Anonymous
DEAR FUCKING GOD
THREAD BEING ARCHIVED
BUNCH OF MONGOLOIDS
>> Anonymous
>>452044
4CHAN ITSELF SWALLOWS THE SHITTY POST
/x/ GETS A LOT MORE PARANORMAL
PEOPLE SHIT BRICKS
4CHAN IS ALIVE AND HAS A MIND OF IT'S OWN
>> Anonymous
>>452044
POST GOT DELTED
YOU LOOK STUPID
KEEP THREAD GOING
>> Anonymous
>>452059


IDIOT MISPELLS WORD
USES ARROWS TO DENOTE MISSPELLED WORD
DID IT FOR THE LULZ
>> Anonymous
RIDES IN TRAIN
LOOKS OUT WINDOW
WEIRD MAN THERE
WIFE HAS SEIZURE
STORMCROW!!!
>> Anonymous
LADY BUILDS COMPUTER FOR RETARD BROTHER TO TALK
COMPUTER FAILS
AN HERO
"HAY GUISE I HAS GOOD NEWS!"
>> Anonymous
LIKE THIS THREAD
WRITE LIKE HAIKU
HOW DOES I ARCHIVE?
>> Anonymous
PLANES CRASH INTO WORLD TRADE CENTER
BUSH BLAMES TERRORIST
THEN BUSH WAS THE TERRORISTS
>> Anonymous
MAN GO TO COLLEGE
MAN TURN IN CD WITH MIDTERM
GO HOME TO LOOK AT CD WITH CHILD PORN
OH SNAP!
>> Anonymous
>>452097
"HAIKUS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!!"
>> Anonymous
/x/ getting a healthy injection of originality and life.

Kudos people, kudos. High five all around.
>> Anonymous
>>451998

PROFESSOR SAYS GOD DON'T EXIST
STUDENT SAYS GOD DOES EXIST
PROFESSOR SITS DOWN
>> Anonymous
PHONE RINGS
6 66 MESSAGES OF SCREAMING
WTF?
ANSWERING MACHINES DO NOT HAVE THAT MUCH MEMORY
SELL IT ON EBAY
>> Anonymous
>>451968
>10 PRINT "PICK UP MILK"
>20 PRINT "GO HOME"
>30 PRINT "MOM DEAD"
>40 PRINT "LOL UR CRAZY"
>50 GOTO 10
>> Anonymous
/x/ LISTEN TO CREEPY MUSIC
BUT MUSIC NOT SO CREEPY
IDOSER IS BULLSHIT
>> Anonymous
A LOT OF CREEPY CREATURES LOOK THE SAME
MAYBE BECAUSE OF PRIMAL MEMORIES OR SOMETHING
JUST BE CAREFUL OUT THERE
>> Anonymous
CLOSED DOOR IS CREEPY
BUT OPEN IT ANYWAYS
CAUSE CREEPY THING IS ON YOUR SIDE OF DOOR
>> Anonymous
anonymous calls guy
guy gets scared and tell mom
mom gets curtains and dog
>> Anonymous
NIGHTMARES NOT IN MEMORY
YOU KNOW THOSE ALIENS?
THEY ARE REAL
>> Anonymous
GUY STARTS HAVING WEIRD DREAMS
BIG FREAKY TENTACLE MONSTER WAKES UP
GUYS ON BOAT THROW A COUPLE ROCKS ON IT AND HE GOES BACK TO SLEEP FOR SOME REASON
WAKES UP YEARS LATER AND STARS IN ANNOYINGLY OVERHYPED MONSTER MOVIE
THE END...?
>> Anonymous
LOL MIRROR
FINGERPRINTS ON MIRROR
GO TO GET RID OF FINGERPRINTS
WON'T GO AWAY WTF
OH SHIT FINGERPRINTS ON OTHER SIDE
DUN DUN DUN
>> Anonymous
GUY BUYS A HOUSE
LONG HALLWAY
I DON'T FINISH THE BOOK BECAUSE IT'S SHITTY
>> Anonymous
GIRL WITH STEP SISTERS
SHE CANT GO TO BALL
GOS ANYWAY
PRINCE THINKS SHES HOT
"HERE THIS IS YOU SLIPPER"
>> Anonymous
BUMS LIVE NEAR CANNERIES
THROW DOC A PARTY
IT GOES BAD SO THEY DO IT AGAIN
IT'S ALRIGHT THIS TIME
>> Anonymous
GIRL IN BED
SAYS MONSTERS ARE NOT REAL
MONSTER SAYS IT'S AS REAL AS IT GETS
GIRL GETS RAPED LOL
>> Anonymous
>>452311
I LOL
I WONDER WHAT THE SOURCE IS
I ASK FOR SAUCE
"SAUCE?"
>> Anonymous
MAN MARRIES BITCH
BITCH WANDERS OFF
MAN FINDS BITCH IN BOX IN ATTIC
>> Anonymous
MEASURE YOUR HAIR
DONT LOOK IN MIRROR
DONT TURN BACK TO MIRROR
LOL WHAT YOU DO NOW FAGGOT?
>> Anonymous
COPYMACHINE RUNS
YOU SEE PICS OF YOU DEAD
>> Anonymous
LITTLE GIRL GETS KIDNAPPED
LITTLE GIRL GETS RAPED
LITTLE GIRL GETS SEX CHANGE
GOES TO BAR
GOES BACK IN TIME
KIDNAPS GIRL
RAPES GIRL
OH SHI-!
>> Anonymous
MAN HEARS CRAZY GUY ON LOOSE ON TV
LOOKS OUT WINDOW
SEES CRAZY GUY
OH NO ITS HIS REFLECTION
OH SHI-
>> Anonymous
LEON CZOLGOSZ ELECTROCUTED
FUTURE COIN FOUND IN CELL
OH SHI-
>> Anonymous
FRENCH NOTICES OLD WOMAN
OLD WOMAN CARRIES COLORED OBJECTS
OBJECT RATIO REFLECTS WORLD CURRENCIES
LOL OK
>> Anonymous
IT WAS POOR TIMES IN SOME PLACE, AND SOME D00D WAS BREAKING IN AND STEALING FOODS, KILLIN' WHOEVER SAW HIM.
SOME OTHER GUY PUT OUT APPLES AND MILK... D00D TAKES AN APPLE.
THEY STILL DO THIS BS.

OH, YEAH... APPLE D00D WAS STEVE JOBS. I MEAN, A DOCTOR. WHATEVER.
>> Anonymous
JAPANESE STUDENT FINDS NOTEPAD ON GROUND
NOTEPAD KILLS PEOPLE
STUDENT KILLS CRIMINALS
LARGE UGLY BAT THING ADVISES WHILST EATING APPLES
KIRA MEETS L
L ALMOST SOLVES MYSTERY
L DIES
SOME MORE PEOPLE DIE
UGLY BAT KILLS KIRA
FANGIRLS WEPT
>> Anonymous
DOCTOR GATHERS EVIL DNA.
HE CLONES IT.
IT'S MAN.
>> Anonymous
WATCHING TV
SIGNAL CUTS OFF
WHITE NOISE COMES OUT OF TV
IF YOU LOOK AWAY YOU DIE
NEVER WATCH TV AGAIN OR YOU DISAPPEAR
>> Anonymous
>>452055

I think I played a Japanese dating simulator like this once
>> Anonymous
GO FUCK AROUND ON SOME ROCK IN SOME DESERT.
IF YOU DO IT RIGHT, YOU CAN FLY.
IF YOU FUCK UP, YOU'RE A BIRD.
SUCK.
>> Anonymous
LIE ON A COUCH YOUR WHOLE LIFE
SKIN GRAFTS ITSELF TO THE COUCH
SHIT ON YOURSELF AND DIE
INTERNET PEOPLE DISCUSS YOU
>> anon
The first 10 or 15 of these were funny, but now its getting ridiculous
>> Anonymous
MAKE RELIGION THREAD IN /X/
PEOPLE TALK AND TALK FOREVER
SAY THE SAME THINGS AGAIN AND AGAIN
FORMULA OF INSTANT SUCCESS
>> Anonymous
MAN ARGUES WITH CO-WORKER FRIEND
DECIDES THAT HE SHOULD FIRE HIM
WALKS INTO FRIEND´S OFFICE
FRIEND SHITS HIMSELF
THE GUY GOT A SHOTGUN TO THE FACE DURING ARGUMENT
>> Anonymous
>>452314
SAUCE IS GIRL IN CLOSET
RAPED PART ADDED ON SINCE MONSTER TOUCHED LEG

DON'T HAVE IT ON ME-LURKING ON /X/ WILL PROBABLY UNEARTH IT

FAILING THAT, JUST ASK PEOPLE WHO BOTHER TO SAVE THEIR PASTA.I DO, BUT ONLY SOME
>> Anonymous
OH SHIT, THE TRAILER'S COLORED WRONG
HEAR WEIRD SHIT
LIVE FAR AWAY FROM EVERYONE
HAVE 9000 PEOPLE ASK WHAT HAPPENED TO IODINE GUY
>> Anonymous
>>452656
IMPLIED RAPE IS IMPLIED
SOMEONE SHOULD DO PART 2
WITH ADDED RAPE
I HAVE NO LITERARY SKILLS
SO IT SURE AS FUCK WON'T BE ME WRITING IT
>> Anonymous
NEW HOUSE
SHIT IN CLOSET SCARES YOU
JUMP OUT WINDOW
GO BACK TO HOUSE
OPEN CLOSET
HAVE SEX WITH BLACK WOMAN IN CLOSET
LOL
>> Anonymous
YOU HAVE A WATCH
OH FUCK, WEIRD E-MAIL
YOU HAVE A WATCH
OF FUCK, WEIRD E-MAIL THAT MAKES SENSE
YOU HAVE A WATCH
NO YOU DON'T, IDIORT
>> Anonymous
>>452647
>> Anonymous
MAKE AWESOME THREAD IN /X/
EVERYONE TALK IN CAPSLOCK
HOW DO I SHOT WEB?
>> Anonymous
FAP TO GORY THINGS FOUND IN /X/
FAP MOAR.
MOOOOOOAAAAAAAAR
BECOME AN HERO
>> Anonymous
TALK TO OLD MAN IN HOUSEBOAT
ENTER HOUSEBOAT
DO NOT HAVE SLEEPOVER
OH SHIT TRAPPED IN PAST
>> Anonymous
>>451928

hahahah! save epic thread naooooo
>> Anonymous
FIND HEADPHONES
USE HEADPHONES
BOOM CRASH IN A WEEK
DIFFERENT KID WITH HEADPHONES
DUN DUN DUNNNN
>> Anonymous
>>452023
EFG FAILS
NOTHING NEW
LOL WUT
GTFO
>> Anonymous
>>452121
best
>> Anonymous
DOWNLOAD IDOSER
PLAY DOSE
YOU GET HIGH
>> Anonymous
WARNING,DO NOT OPEN
EVERYONE OPENS
INSIDE ZOMBIE
ROB ZOMBIE
>> Anonymous
LHC IS BUILT
SHITSTORM
NOTHING BAD HAPPENS
>> Anonymous
>>451996
lolololol
>> Anonymous
/x/ for people with a short attention span.
>> Anonymous
SCREEN GO BAD
HDD FAIL
YOU CRY
PWNT
>> Anonymous
YOU TAKING SHOWER
CLAWS FUR AND CUM
IT DOESN'T LIKE TO BE SEEN
IT WILL NOTICE YOU
DROOL CUM GOD KNOW WHAT ELSE
>> Anonymous
ONLY YOU CAN SEE THIS POST
MONSTER ABOUT TO EAT YOU
I'M IN THE MIRROR
>> Anonymous
>>452659
also, what happened to Basement Monster Guy? Was he eaten and/or raped by the police? Or monsters?
>> Anonymous
>>453390
thx 4 saving me
>> Anonymous
PARENTS NEED BABYSITTER
PARENTS HIRE HIPPY
HIPPY GETS HIGH
HIPPY EATS BABY
>> Anonymous
NO MODS ON /x/
LOTS OF CP
SUDDENLY
EVERYONE B&'D
>> Anonymous
GIRL GETS DETENTION
CREEPY MAN AT DOOR
HE CAN'T COME IN
GIRL CAN'T GET OUT
"LET'S PLAY!"
>> Anonymous
GO TO BATHROOM
LIGHT CIGARETTES
SMOKE WITH DEMON
RIP OUT EYES
NEVER TURN OFF THE LIGHT
WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT?
>> Anonymous
HAND ON COCK
CUM EVERYWHERE
LICK CUM
>> Anonymous
>>453547
Saddest story about masturbation ever.
>> Anonymous
GET AIDS
FUCK SOMEBODY WITHOUT A CONDOM
STAB SOMEBODY WITH A SYRINGE
LEAVE SYRINGE IN PAYPHONE
WRITE CRAPPY NOTES
EPIC WIN
>> Anonymous
POST CP
MEET UP WITH PEDOBEAR
SCARE MUM'S BY RAEPING LOLI
BEL-AIR POPULATION RAISED BY 150%
>> Anonemouse
MAN STABS ARM
POPPIES FEEL GOOD
BLOOD LIKES POPPIES
ALL AIDS AND NO POPPIES MAKES JACK A DULL JUNKIE
>> Anonymous
GO TO /X/
READ AND REPOST SHIT
????
PROFIT
DIE LOL
>> Anonymous
odd, this is how I usually read these stupid things.
>> Anonymous
DEMONS IN THE BASE
YOU MUST FIGHT THE DEMONS!
NO!
YOU ARE THE DEMONS.
>> Anonymous
GO TO SLEEP
I WILL PROTECT YOU
PRETEND YOU DON'T HEAR ME
I'M THE ONE WITH CLAWS AND TAIL
GO TO SLEEP
>> Anonymous
THERE IS MATRIX

YOU ARE IN IT.
>> Anonymous
ANYONE HAVE THAT GIF
THAT SELF PORTRAIT BY THE KOREAN CHICK
OH SHIT, IT'S A SCREAMER, I MEAN, I KNEW IT WAS, BUT IT STILL MADE ME JUMP, EVEN THOUGH I WAS EXPECTING IT, YOU KNOW, BUT I STILL JUMPED, LIKE THAT OTHER ONE, WITH THE MUSIC PLAYING BACKWARDS, AND THEN IT JUST JUMPS AT YOU, AND I SHIT BRIX, LOL...
ANYONE GOT THE ONE WHERE SHE HAS THE WEIRD EXPRESSION?
>> Anonymous
WAKE UP
HUNGRY FOR CHICKEN
LOOK IN MIRROR
NIGGER
>> Anonymous
>>453640
i think it's on ED under "creepypasta"

this thread could be epic, the biggest laugh i had this week. now it's starting to phayil
>> Anonymous
CANDLEJACK
DONT SA
>> Anonymous
OP MAKES AN EPIC TREAD
PEOPLE REPLY IT
REPLIES ARE SHIT
EPIC TREAD DIES
>> Anonymous
>>453682
FAIL
>> Anonymous
GUY'S LIGHTS FUCK UP
DREAMS SIX ARMED SHITKNOCKER
POSTS ON INTERNET
OH FUCK, IT WAS REAL
>> Anonymous
>>453685
GUY SLEEPS IN SHACK
HE SEES PAINTINGS
SHACK RAIDED BY ART THIEF
>> Anonymous
>>453683
UNFORTUNATELY
YES
>> Anonymous
GET OWN'D BY EX
KILL CAT
CUT OFF HEAD
MAIL HEAD TO EX
>> Anonymous
GO IN CRAZY HOUSE
TALK TO RECEPTIONIST
TALK TO CRAZY GUY
STEAL SHIT
RUN LIKE NIGGER
>> Anonymous
>>453713
i did dis
>> Anonymous
A MAN WALKS DOWN THE STREET HE SAYS
"WHY AM I SO SOFT IN THE MIDDLE NOW?
WHY AM I SO SOFT, THE REST OF MY LIFE WAS SO HARD
I NEED A PHOTO OPPORTUNITY
I WANT A SHOT AT REDEMPTION
'DON'T WANNA END UP A CARTOON IN A CARTOON GRAVEYARD."
>> Anonymous
Bite-sized mindfucks? FUCK YEAH!
>> Anonymous
This thread started to fail after the first bel air
>> Anonymous
I now challenge people to summarize creepypasta INTO HAIKU!
>> Anonymous
MAN WAKES UP
PLANTS WRONG COLOUR
WIFE FINDS MAN WITH INTESTINES IN HIS HANDS
WHAT
>> Anonymous
The Holders. They are
getting a little shit, please
dont write any more.
>> Anonymous
>>453801

Any institution,
in any country, Holders
are always shitty.

HOW'D I DO /X/
>> Anonymous
>>453805
He said haiku, not Captain Kirk.
>> Yakitori
SO YOU WATCH THIS TAPE
FREAKY ASS ART STUDENT MOVIE
LOLI CALLS
IN SEVEN DAYS SHE FUCKS UP YOUR SHIT
>> Anonymous
MAN RACING VIN DIESEL
LIVING QUARTER MILE AT A TIME
SAVE IT FOR RACE WARS
VTEC KICKED IN YO
>> Anonymous
KID SEES GHOSTS
BRUCE WILLIS HELPS HIM
BRUCE WILLIS WAS A GHOST!
>> Anonymous
WHITE CHICK KILLS DUDE

DUDE SEES WHITE CHICK

WITNESS

REPEAT