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The angel's inclusion in this bestiary will no doubt prove controversial, I myself offer that the only angels requiring dispatching are fallen ones, and thus it is the duty of all good pewmen to slay them wherever they're found.
Profoundly beautiful, wearing unsullied white robes, possessing large eyes without pupils and endowed with incredible strength, the angel is rarely if ever encountered by even the most ambitious student of cryptozoology. I myself had been in the field nearly twelve years before encountering one named Ga'az in Lebanon. He claimed to be the Devil who tempted Christ, and offered me the four keys which give a man eternal life. I refused; his first blow left a deep impression in my stomach which is still barely visible now, to this day I have no idea how I managed to stand and level my revolver at him.
Angels are swift but are bound to doing violence only through conventional physical contact (that is, using the head and limbs). They are fine wrestlers and boxers, but all angelic swordsmen defend Heaven. I was lucky not to come across the six solemn archangels, this messenger was dispatched with two rounds of silver to the chest.
It should be noted that upon death an angel emits a sound like a trumpet, and his colleagues, hell-bound or not, will come to carry his body home. I have only born witness to such a spectacle once; I assure you, once was enough.
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