>>458984

Assessing classified American Government data...
Searching...
File found.
SCP #426 Codename - Experiment.
Text from Scientist Flannery...
It's alive. It's alive, everyone. And there's not much time... It's killed everyone. It kills like a serial killer. But more... Primal and animalistic... Yet... so alien. It destroys the body first. grabs it with one of those tentacles. Then it slowly rips the skin tissue off of the human victim. It takes it, and brings it to it's... Mouth.

Oh god it's mouth. It's terrible disgusting mouth... Rows and rows of bloody teeth, and that smell. Like rotten meat...

It takes then takes the subject and scalps it. Takes it's brain and devours it... And somehow... Gains information? It's strange and we've never seen anything like it. It takes that information and destroys the person who is most closely connected to the first victim. Luckily I'm not too social. I've been left for last. It just killed my partner though. It'll probably go after my wife next. If you see this, Leah, I love you.

We found it in a small town... I can't release the name, it's confidential... I'm sorry, but please destroy thiasifhSGBBBBBNBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

>>458997
Yeah. If I was dying, I'd take the time to hold down the shift key and press B a bunch of times. Shit sux.

>>459000
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>>458997
yeah and how does it move? does it roll around on the floor or something? why don't you just stand on top of a table? or just kick it. i'd like to see that thing getting close enough to anyone tosifhSGBBBBBNBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

>>458984

I sense epic threa- nooBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

anywase new image

>>459012

FUCKIN SAUCE

>>459000

Poster of scp thingy story.

Actually I just slammed on the keyboard, as if a head fell down on it.

The caps lock was hit.

>>458997And there's not much time
Just a small nitpick:

If there wasn't much time, I... don't think the person typing the report would... bother typing like he's William Shatner making a... dramatic pause.

>>459014
I understand, it happens to me all the timsdansduasaBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
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Oh God it's in my rooasifhSGBBBBBNBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

Assessing classified American Government data...
Searching...
File found.
SCP #426 Codename - Experiment.
Text from Scientist Flannery...
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I'm on alaska, a virus its spreading on to south now, I can't give you more information on this, just stock up on food and go to the safest place on town and stay there, do not open the doors for anyone they are not humanm anymore, they turned into something different, if anyone got this message please do what is said, this is not a joke.
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guys, this is starting to look like the next Candlejsg aszfnl,hBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
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anyone going to post another pic or should I say /threalsjabdauBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

>>459033

Scientists are dramatical bastards.

Look at halflidsfBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

/x/ meme?

anyways: new picture for y'all. Make this SCP not full of fails asjadfngbfvaBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
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lol SICP

>>459052
Assessing classified American Government data...
Searching...
File found.
SCP#178
>requestiong phone recording #12036

...

Recorded file found.
>Playing - Oh my god they're all dead! they're all fuckin' dead! Jesus someone send help fast...we are on the barn, i-it...I can't explain what in the world that thing is, it has a beak...OH MY GOD IS HERE ITS PECKING JHONNY TO DEATH OH MY GOD HELP HEL- BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>459063

I loled bri/x/

Good Lord, what have I created?

haha, so much win.

>>459052

actually, i've had that for like 2-3 months.

>>459385

If it was new it'd be getting saveiausdasBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
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we are collective knowledge we are Legion now you shall join us

i know exactly what the scientist was thinking after creating the OPs pic...


now, where do i stick my dick in it :\

I AM A HUGE FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE MY FACE

>>459404
>I AM A HUGE FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE MY FABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
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>>459404

I see what u did thar.

>>459439

HURF DURF IM OP AN-BbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbBBBBBBBBBBBBBbbb

>>459446
Now he is trolling his own thread, what has the world coas;okdhf;BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

Hey guys, what's going on in this threasdjkghsdkjghkBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

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>>459404
Assraep? Of course!

Faceraep? Well, I have nothing better to do...

>>459446

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>>459460
kudos

LOL closet girl

>>458997
What is it, the spleen?

a spleen with a thumb attached? Because seriously that's the first thing that popped into my head.

Such failure.

>>459855
Hmm. Had closet girl ever been faceraped?
'Cause that'd be pretty darn cool, in my opihnnsBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

>>459052
It's Black Spy from Spy vs Spy!

Hey /X/ I don't know what to do. There's been this knocking on my door for the past few minutes and its been getting louder. There's this black eyed girl on the front steps.. oh crap, the knocking just stopped... I feel more scared for some rea

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here

>>460371
You're doing it wrong.

>>460352
THAT WAS OUT OF ANGRY BEAVERS
STOP STEALING IDEAS

>>459012

It's from John Carpenters "The Thing".
That movie is made of God and Win.