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Anonymous
guys, something weird just happened. I did a poop, and when I looked in the bowl there was no poop O_O then when I wiped, the paper was clean O_O holy shit?
>> Anonymous
Clean wipes are fortuitous omens of good luck.
>> Anonymous
>>492154

What are those, lamprey mouths?

Damn, this thread makes me need to poop. Here's hoping for no toilet demons.
>> CandleJack !!vk9wtfQ1ZAk
Holy shit, this thread is awesome!
>> Anonymous
>>492210

That is one of the worst jokes I've heard in months.
>> indigo child !!2l0UNBhUGqr
>>492154
I get those all the time, probably because i'm a superior indigo child.
>> Anonymous
it's called a ghost poop.
>> PHANTOM SHIT !!uXSJEykPAm8
and that shit was ME!
>> Anonymous
>>492202
I'm not sure but they're always connected with lotusboob.
>> Anonymous
>>492239
Fuck off Bono.
>> Anonymous
You just suck at pooping.
>> Anonymous
more like you just sat down and let out an epic fart that felt really physical.
>> Anonymous
GUYS. YOU CAN PREVENT TOILET DEMONS BY FILLING THEM WITH CEMENT AT NIGHT.

Shit really works yo.
>> SCP-013
>>492195
Too much MindFuck?
>> Dr. Flannery
The toilet demon... it's coming to get me...

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>> Anonymous
>>492187
Dude, me too! I fucking hate sitting on the toilet for a half hour trying to get the little tagnuts out, then spending another 10 minutes wiping.
>> Anonymous
BUMP!
>> Anonymous
Uh... Wtf is with that pic?
>> Anonymous
>>494034
It's a lamprey eel's mouth shooped onto fingers.
>> Anonymous
Oh, well it all makes sense now =D
>> Anonymous
it's called the otter plopper; slides around the bend real fast. That or your shit has legs powered by poop gas, like in Gyo.