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Team /x/ recruitment thread. Anonymous
Winlandfag from>>493095here.

As posted: "We need to form /x/-based investigator groups around the globe to make the most of these epic situations. One member records with a video cam, one keeps posting the results on /x/ with a laptop with a wireless connection, while the less fortunate rest of the internet superhero squad engage unknown evil in battles of horror and HUGE GUTS. I can almost imagine the delicious scene of a shoggoth raeping neckbeards."

Volunteer for sanity-blasting fun and epic creepypasta production! Post your location, skills, assets and possible leads.

Me: Winlandfag, no skills apart from 10/10 at being an ass, hardly enough assets for bus fare, and only a few ideas of where to look for fun /x/-wise investigation material.
>> Anonymous
>>493562
Ausfag here I'll fight the scary shit down under. I'll buy the big guy that screams like a little girl and gets eaten.
>> Anonymous
>>493568
>I'll be the big guy

And I'll fail at typing.
>> Anonymous
>>493568
Welcome aboard. But seriously... what happened to Swefag and Britfagette? Hope they'll show. Now, stop being pissy, /x/, there is lulz to be had. If things don't pick up soon, I'mma go back to fapping to shoggoth guro.
>> Anonymous
Ausfag in Scotland (Fife) here.

Skills include pretentious quoting of Crowley/occult gibberish, running away and swearing like a trooper.
>> Anonymous
cross reference this on the other threaad..
>> Anonymous
>>493578
Done
>> Anonymous
This is Swefag from the OP vs Vampirefrog thread, enlisting for duty. As stated before, I live in the northern parts of Sweden, has got basic melee and firearm skills. I've got access to videocameras, and I am a big chickenshit. Though I loev paranormal stuff, obviously.
>> Anonymous
Ausfag here.
Willing and ready to scream, cry, pee myself and use members of Team /x/ as a meat shield.

Located in VIC.
>> Anonymous
>>493562
Anonymous of Singapore here, I'll try to find creepy shit happening all over the island.

Lead 1: the town where I'm staying, Pasir Ris, has a nearby seashore where long ago, Chinese civilians were executed by Japanese soldiers during the Occupation in World War II.

Lead 2: Pulau Tekong, an offshore Island, is where young boys train to be men and soldiers. many ghost stories take place on that island, including this one:

"My father's instructor once went to take a dump in the bushes out in the jungle. The superstition of the times indicated that the man had to tell the spirits to leave the area before taking a dump. However, when he did tell the spirits to leave as such, a voice from 'nowhere' said, 'CANNNOT!' in a Chinese dialect and the instructor fainted in fright. It took several people to carry the poor guy back into camp."

Of course, the voice that said "CANNOT!" in Hokkien turned out to be the platoon joker, who wanted to scare the sergant.

Also, other ghost stories are tied to all our NS camps, from the ghosts of recruits haunting our bunks, to spirits from the graveyard scaring those poor prowlers on night guard.

Lead 3: Taxi drivers tend to share ghost stories about ferrying ghosts back to the graveyards where their bodies were buried. There's a story about a taxi driver who was given a winning lottery number by the ghost of his ancestor, whom he ferried back to the site of his old graveyard.

Lead 4: Some ghosts are said to haunt cinemas. They come out to 'play' after the movie-goers leave, causing superstitious theater cleaners to shit bricks.
>> Anonymous
Ausfag
Access to video camera, digital camera and rarely scared.
Quick reflexes and no weapons
>> Anonymous
Guys. Ausfag again. I'd like to think of us volunteering for Team /x/ to be serious about the paranormal. So I propose we sig our posts with:
/TX/
Or something aong those lines so people know we're trying to help.
>> Winlandfag
Ah, finally some life into the thread. It's obviously going to be hard to form groups out of /x/philes due to very few concentrations of readers... apart from amerifag colleges, maybe. But in case things ever get into action, I'd like to put some suggestions forward.

Suggestion 1: When you do it, you should be DOING IT WRONG. Serious, scientific paranormal investigation by the rules sounds like something for bored middle-aged Scientology baits. No lulz to be had there whatsoever. If there's a "haunted place" you want to check, you don't ask for permission but break in in the middle of the night for extra lulz and police brutality. If you really encounter something that goes bump in the night, you don't just stand there with the camera and politely ask if you could help it - while one member documents the situation, the others will insult it's parents, threaten to raep it's offspring, and generally go over it like an Australian anthropologist over a stingray. 4chan readers should approach the unknown in a 4chan way.
>> Anonymous
>>493593
Flies open?... o.0
>> Anonymous
>>493586
>>493590
>>493592
Hi fellow Ausfags>>493568
here, we're all up late.
>> Anonymous
>>493593
Anon of Singapore here. I find that trolling the ghost of your ancestor can be dangerous to your sanity. I for one do not wish my dead ancestor to mindfuck me as punishment for being excessively rude to it.
>> Swefag
>>493593
I agree to the fullest! Also, to come in contact with each other, we should exchange msn/icq or some other group-based internet media. Team /x/ must know where they have each other!
>> Anonymous
>>493595
Lol wut?
>> Anonymous
>>493596

12.45 where I am. I should probably crash soon
>> Anonymous
>>493600
Ha 2:48AM have some commitment.
>> Anonymous
>>493601
12:49 good sir! Waiting for OP on the original thread. I don't think he's coming back... :(
>> Anonymous
>>493597
I suppose we could play it safe and, instead of trolling our own ancestors, do it to other peoples' ancestors. No reason to soil one's own backyard. Trolling people is at it's best when done to completely unknown, unsuspecting victims, so the same should propably apply to paranormal ones too.
>> Anonymous
>>493601here
>>493602
Me too, I've been following it from the start at 8pm my time, he's either dead or asleep.
>> Anonymous
>>493602
Drawfag from original thread here. I'll bet OP's either dead or still fighting
>> Swefag
>>493607
You better be making more pictures..
>> Winlandfag
>>493598
Agreed. But let's try with something not direct-contact first... I don't have IRC, but something on the lines could be useful. It IS 4chan we're on afterall. Posting MSN adresses right off would be like begging to be trolled.
>> Swefag
>>493609
Yeah, that's true. I haven't got IRC either, but that would probably be the best solution.
How many volunteers are there, so far?
I wish some godly mod would make this a sticky... *nudge nudge, hint hint*
>> Anonymous
>>493608
I madez wun. ;)
>> indigo child !!2l0UNBhUGqr
>>493610
/x/ has no mods.
>> Anonymous
Daww. I think this thread went and failed. Lots of volunteering Ausfags though, maybe they could actually have at least a slight chance of forming a group.
>> Swefag
>>493613
Post it!
>>493614
Seriously? That sucks.
>> Anonymous
>>493620
I did but it isn't being bumped...
>>493030
>> Anonymous
Canadianfag reporting for recruitment from Nova Scotia.
I don't really have any skills except I have no sence of fucking fear, literally. Since I've already tried to molest a ghost and headbutt an alien. Also, I woke up with a shadow person infront of my face so I spat on him.
>> Anonymous
>>493626
Want story of alien and ghost encounter! /x/ has died for now.
>> Anonymous
One of the Ausfags here it is so late its early and I'm going to sleep. Try and keep the other thread alive so I can see if the OP lives tomorrow.
>> Swefag
Bumpzor, this thread needs moar volunteers.
>> Anonymous
>>493629
Sorry, but I think that thread's past post limit. Doesn't bump anymore. It's going to go down, hope they get it archived before that.
>> Anonymous
Fuck that's a shame. OP better make a new thread then.
>> Anonymous
Serbianfag here.

what skills are we in need of?
>> Anonymous
Portland, Oregon
Got a camera and a flashlight. No money.
>> Anonymous
>>493632
Congrats, your request has just triggered the archival process for thread 493030
>> Winlandfag
>>493635
The ability to find scary things, mostly. That's the hard part. The general idea is getting a group together, and finding something akin to what happened to the OP in>>493095just for the sake of creating fun threads for /x/ to enjoy. As for now, though, we have very little luck at this since none of us live anywhere near eachother.
>> Swefag
>>493635
Basically, I guess we need anyone with basic motor skills, a will to explore creepy places/get KILL BY DEMONS! and a general interest for the paranormal.
Also, if you own a camera/videocamera and have knowledge about supposedly paranormal places, that's a bonus.
>> Anonymous
>>493638
Here, have an internets. For great justice.
>> Anonymous
>>493638
Excellent! Now can someone tell me where the archive section is?
>> Swefag
Really? This thread died already?
>> Serbianfag
well, I do have a camera and flashlight. some of my skills that could possibly come in handy are drawing, and moderate photochopping skills. I could go around town and make some pictures, but I'm interested in many activities, even writing creepypasta.
>> Anonymous
I'm a britfag (sussex) and don't afraid of anything. I'll happily join a team of investigators. Maybe we can go into the sewers at Eastbourne.
>> Anonymous
probably be able to get more recruitments if this thread was reposted during different hours, and different chans
>> Anonymous
USFag here.

Not much cojones, but I'm fast, deductive, and have no fear of the dark. I've seen several locations worth exploring around my quaint little suburb. Aside from a camera and metal baseball bat I've got no worthy tools.
>> Anonymous
USfag, I'm willing, but have no monies. I do have a camera that can record 3-ish minutes of video, and some other cameras that record a minute or so.
>> Anonymous
Germanfag reporting in to keep thead and recruiting alive.

I have a cam, can handle different weapons as daggers, axe and sword, shared a short time my room with a female ghost, bit of practical knowledge of witchcraft...yep, and I'm scared of mirrors and dark buildings/hallways.
If another germanfag pops up I'll post my location...
>> Anonymous
CanadaFagette here... I'm fearless and have lots of technology available to me to assist in whatever I investigate.

Now I just have to find something to investigate...
>> Anonymous
>>493727
Also, I'm in Manitoba for leads...
>> Anonymous
USfag reporting in.

Powers: Extreme cynical skepticism crossed with a latent desire to have my ass proved wrong. Brix-repellent boxers. No useful tools except my eyes, ears, and brain.

Weaknesses: No cash, lazy.
>> Bunnies ass
     File :-(, x)
Perufag here, I can't do shit cuz i live in the ass of the world but i have a list of all haunted places in America and I have a bunny
>> ass
>>493736
oh yeah
skills: creepypasta from daily nightmares,>>493577's habilities and screaming like a loli getting raped.

Weapons: rabbit,video cam and lintern

weakneses: lack of local team and christfag mom
>> Swefag
Bump
>> Germanfag
humpty bumpty
>> Serbianfag
so what should we start with?
>> Ker !BIF8w.jCEQ
Desu. That is all.
>> Anonymous
las vegas nevadafag reporting in.
neckbearded with digital camara, practiced philipino based closed quarters stick/knife martial arts for a couple of months(that makes me an expert) i dont drive and i dont think theres any haunted places here. also, im mexican :|
>> Germanfag
>>493789
same for me, don't know any haunted places near my home
>> Anonymous
so how exactly is this going to work?
>> Anonymous
>>493789
you're like a fusion-ha of my friend and my half brother and you live in the next state over

THAT'S PARANORMAL
>> Anonymous
Someone should set up an IRC channel for this. I have lost my ways of IRC so I don't remember how to secure a channel.
>> Serbianfag
>>493798
I'm not sure really...I'm not sure it's going to work at all, but I do hope so very much.

I think we're going to do the same as we have til now, maybe start threads and post more frequently. maybe we'll take picutes or take videos of creepy places near the place we live. maybe we'll make creepypasta together. we might even give tasks to eachother and /x/philes. maybe we'll be more organized like this...should we start tripfagging?
>> Anonymous
Upstate NYfag here. No real skills except I can run for my fucking life if I have to and I guess I'm resourceful.... I live right on Lake Champlain, maybe I could form a team to finally dispell that fucking Champy myth. There's a book up here about some paranormal stuff that supposedly happens in the area. I'll pick it up and post any leads I find.
>> Germanfag
>>493810
tripfagging wouldn't be such a bad idea, I think. Of course we won't remember every name mentioned in this thread, so we could have some sort of sign or special letter that identifies us...how bout a big X? ^^
>> Germanfag
gotta go to sleep. hope you guys can finish this, in my eyes realy awesome, project. good luck and stuff.
>> Wormpaste.X !LqzOc4X1Yk
>>493821
yeah, I suppose that's alright. btw, I'm Serbianfag.

so maybe we should keep the original post reposted every day for a while, so /x/philes stay informed, and to let new people join.

do you aggree, /x/?
>> GeorgiaFag
I live in supposedly the most haunted city in the US. Can I join?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Gettysburg bitches!
>> Anonymous
>>493821
or identify ourselves by wich state/country were from. sortof like the 50 state intiative or something.
>> Anonymous
>>493636
Hm.... Portland, OR too, 503 fag.
>> Anonymous
Britfag here... england, west mids.

skills include owning making numerous references to sexual experiences with other people's mothers; eating heartily and being a general all round bad-ass mother fucker.
>> Tucsonfag
Tucson, AZ here, 520. I also happen to live right next to Evergreen Cemetery, where it's said that you can hear children's voices and feel pockets of malicious energy there. Also happen to have several haunted high schools. Been wanting to do some urban exploration/investigation, need to brush up on some stuff though (pagan and superstitious fag as well). Anyone else in?
I'm also originally from Iowa City, IA, and used to lurk in Oakland Cemetery.
>> Anonymous
SUOMI WINLAND

Kouvola ilmoittautuu!
>> Wormpaste.X !LqzOc4X1Yk
     File :-(, x)
Alright people, I'm out for today. gotta get some sleep now. you keep this thread alive as long as possible, or if there's a way, sticky it. Wormpaste from Serbia reporting out.
>> Anonymous
I'd help, but I'm useless until summer; being a carless college kid on Long Island isn't conducive to getting ANYWHERE other than NYC, which is a four-hour round trip.
>> Okefenokeefag
>>493853
I live in the southern tip of Georgia.

Strengths: Curious and willing to go for lulz, small amount of money, Bored christfag friends if we need a true believer to ward shit off

Weaknesses: Christfag mom who claims to have seen demonic activity, sensitivity to demonic influences or false demonic influences (I had a "friend" I'd talk to every night when I was you, he was a pattern on the paint in the wall of my room that seemed to shapeshift. My aunt came and said it was a demon and exorcised it, I never saw him again. I was sad. I've also had hallucinations, an odd occurrence a few years ago while I was sleeping, and I'm reasonably sure I've seen the ghost of a little girl.) Also, no drivers license. (I'm too lazy to get one. Lulz)

Waepons: Knife (lol) broken hammer (lol)
>> Okefenokeefag
>>494093
(When I was young)
>> Swefag_X
Good work keeping this thread alive guys.
Also, am I really the only Swefag browsing /x/?
>> Anonymous
Somebody should make an IRC channel for this.
>> Swefag_X
>>494112
Yeah, I was going to, but then I realized I don't know shit about IRC. :)
>> Anonymous
Buemp. Someone maek IRC nao plz?
>> Anonymous
>>494112
Why not just #/x/ on Rizon?

Or #team/x/.
>> Anonymous
Okay, well, I just made #team/x/ on Rizon. That's irc.rizon.net.
>> Anonymous
>>494173
nigger. i was making one. Ah well.
>> theoriginal/x/
From Canada, Nova Scotia.
Hm, Strenghts; Willing travel almost anyweres within NS (within reason), I'm that "shadow expert" from that long archived thread a while back, knows of a lot of local "haunted" areas and doesn't afraid of anything

Also I've figured out how to summon shadow beings. FUCK YEAH
>> Swefag
IRC is up and running now,
#team/x/ on irc.rizon.net
Go there.
>> flipfagette.X
i live halfway around the world from most of you guys. can't really help when it comes to barging in other people's house since im so damn fucking detached from the rest of the world but maybe i can collect some data for you or cheer you on..

a lot of paranormal stuff around here but i doubt any /x/philes are in any close range.

Strengths: I grew up living in a house full of paranormal activities and weird shit. Then we transferred to a village right beside a cemetery. I'm used to weird stuff happening so that might be an asset. I'm a drawfag and also started writing creepy pastas awhile ago. also has basic shooping skills. Almost always online. Most probably awake when all you guys are asleep. Quick thinker and fast reflexes. Will soothe nerves of others when people start to panic. Would be one of the last to run when things get awfully freaky.

Weakness: Im asian. Small stature, would go down like a bitch. no fighting skills except for furious scratching at kicking. No camera besides phone cam. Living in god-knows-where archipelago.
>> Anonymous
Ausfag reporting for duty
>> Anonymous
britfag here, I also have a sewer fetish.
Even if it all goes wrong drowning in shit is an EPIC way to die. I'm on!
>> Swefag
>>494240
I lol'd so hard.
>> Anonymous
any bostonfags here? i'd be down for some scooby-doo recon missions. i've been wanting to go urban exploring for awhile, never found anybody interested enough in going.
>> flipfagette.X
get your asses down to IRC.. there's s only like 5 of us in the channel..
>> Anonymous
#team/x/ on irc.rizon.net.
#team/x/ on irc.rizon.net.
#team/x/ on irc.rizon.net.
#team/x/ on irc.rizon.net.
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#team/x/ on irc.rizon.net.
#team/x/ on irc.rizon.net.
#team/x/ on irc.rizon.net.
>> theoriginal/x/
#team/x/ on irc.rizon.net.
>> Swefag
#team/x/ on irc.rizon.net.

I herd u liek it.
>> Anonymous
BUMP. NEEDS MORE PEOPLE ON IRC
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Evillefag reporting for induction.
Let's get detriments out of the way:
I'm incredibly broke, I don't have a video camera (save for the shit camera built into my phone) and I'm using what is basically a loaner computer that is incapable of store or manipulating any data.

Assets:
I do have an nice 35mm camera, a respectable knowledge of the occult and the paranormal, located in the midwest US (considered one of the more haunted and weird areas in the country), plus I can make holy water and legally perform marriages. The last qualification likely won't come into play, but you never know.
>> Anonymous
all discussions will be furthered on #team/x/
if you dont got IRC fukken get it.
>> Anonymous
#team/x/ on IRC GOGOGO
>> Anonymous
#team/x/ NOW
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>> vegasfag
i cant go on irc =[
>> Anonymous
>>494452

1. Go to http://www.mirc.com/
2. Install mIRC
3. Open mIRC
4. Type /server irc.rizon.net
5. Type /join team/x/
6. ???
7. PROFIT!
>> Anonymous
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>> flipfagette.X
go in for the lulz.. the topic's about buttraeping shadow toasters
>> Anonymous
Where can I get one of the pendents in OP's pic?
>> Anonymous
so is this the /x/ equivilant of chanology?
>> Anonymous
>>494548
Sure. But much less organized and probably fewer people care.
>> Anonymous
bump
>> Anonymous
As discussed, post your team/x/ uniform.
>> flipfagette.X
>>494675
already did.. will kill with high heels..
>> SCP-013
>>494209
I can has tutorials?
:3
>> Anonymous
Miami, Florida, here. And I strive for fear.
>> Anonymous
pine knot ky ready for action
>> Anonymous
#team/x/ on irc.rizon.net

thats where everyone is.
>> Anonymous
ITT: OP got raped by shadow toasters.
>> Anonymous
>>494909
And vampire frogs and shadowcats.
>> Anonymous
#team/x/ GOGOGO
>> Anonymous
Canadafag here. I'm a comedian, and I don't afraid of anything. I also go to school in a former asylum.
>> SCP-013
>>494921
It's official, we're fucked.
>> theofficial/x/
>>494940
Really? Me and other planned to go someweres in the area here in nova scotia.
http://www.uer.ca/forum_showthread.asp?fid=1&threadid=30925&currpage=1
>> SCP-013
>>494952
It put my reply in the wrong thread, 4chan's bad.
>> theoriginal/x/
fuck yeah
>> Anonymous
NCfag here, I submit to the /x/ effort, the combined skills of 4 other NCfags in one of the most haunted states in the USA. We shall preform Recon and update as soon as a target is aquired.

NCfag out!
>> Anonymous
>>495057
Godspeed NCAnon.
>> Anonymous
Lazy Ohioan here. Has a lot of reliable books on folklore/mythology, can quote lots of shit off the top of his head.

Don't expect me to do anything other then try and answer questions or look stuff up.
>> Anonymous
Anon from Canada - not to sure on any legit /x/ locations in my area, but am more than willing to do what i can here in the maritimes! possible skills are (like Ausfag over thar) am quite proficient with swearing, and good for team morale (example; "Team, you fucking suck! Get in there!!!")
>> Anonymous
I'm on the west coast of the US and am interested in investigating creepy stuff.

I bring to the table cool nerves, no fear of the dark, good night vision, and quick reflexes. Also, Photoshop skills for fixing bad contrast and general presentation of any creepy photos. I did the vampire frog trace on last night's thread. Anyway, I've stared down ghosts before and always check out every weird noise or strange thing I see, I can garuantee no stupid freak-outs. And I would LOVE to get some solid photos of the supernatural.
>> Wormpaste.X !LqzOc4X1Yk
I just got up, and I'm surprised that this thread's still up and on the first page. Good job! I'm going to school now, I'll be back sometime later. I'll re-install mirc and join the IRC channel. Good luck recruiting new members till then.
>> SCP-013
>>495074
What, now my Doppelganger posts on /x/?
>> Anonymous
Nebraska, bum-fuck nowhere.

I consider myself a scientist and a skeptic, and have no fear of the dark that doesn't come directly from lack of visibility (i.e., I might worry I'm going to fall in a hole I can't see).

Plenty of abandoned barns and houses about.
>> Anonymous
bump
Also, my roommate has a sword, and may be browsing
>> Anonymous
I live about 20 miles from the Capital City of Wales (UK)

I can't Drive but have a video camera
>> Anonymous
>>495336
also i'm poor,

studied a martial art and got to my 2nd belt lol
>> theoriginal/x/
IRC: #team/x/ on irc.rizon.net

TEAM /x/ FORUM: http://teamx.ffrq.com
>> Anonymous
bump for awesome
>> flipfagette.X
hey gais.. team /x/ has a forum now...

come and register

http://teamx.ffrq.com/
>> Wormpaste.X !LqzOc4X1Yk
oh look, we have a forum too now. this is getting seriously awesome.
>> Wormpaste.X !LqzOc4X1Yk
blearghh..bump.

join the irc and forum if you haven't yet!

IRC: #team/x/ on irc.rizon.net

TEAM /x/ FORUM: http://teamx.ffrq.com
>> Swefag
Cest la BUMP
>> Anonymous
http://teamx.ffrq.com/

and #team/x/ on irc.rizon.net
>> Anonymous
the forum looks awesome.
Fuck yeah im joining :D
>> Swefag
>>496160
That's the spirit ;D
>> Anonymous
Im an amerifag in germany, any one know any places here?
>> Anonymous
>>496171
Amsterdam - bell tower - once every year on the 2nd of June a little boy and his family dressed in 1900 style cloths walk up the stairs and disappear