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KaldrosTaviir !!rr8A0gmkprM
I'm under the impression that he's trying to take my life

I dunno if anyone caught it last night, but I saw him manifest himself in front of me for a split second

too tired to explain...

but last night I was trying to stay awake, but I collapsed about 4 in the morning.

I woke up dressed and ready for work about 3 minutes before I was supposed to go in

I don't get it anymore...
I'm thinking it's a kind of schizophrenia, but last I knew, the conscious wasn't supposed to be aware of his opposite side...

I can't tell if this is paranormal or just a mental disorder anymore...
>> Anonymous
I am going to print that picture out and fuck it until my balls bleed.
>> Anonymous
Is.. is that OP's alter ego?
>> Anonymous
/x/ Can someone explain the significance of OP's picture for me?
>> KaldrosTaviir !!rr8A0gmkprM
stare at it for five minutes, and you go insane apparently
because it changes
or something
I dunno
>> SCP-013
Kaldros! You're back! Also, try not to watch Shin-chan. It kills the soul. Too much makes you a BEK.
>> KaldrosTaviir !!rr8A0gmkprM
I feel like...
I'm going insane
I just keep looking at myself in mirrors
and I just got a mirror to put at the edge of the computer so I can always watch myself

I just feel like if I'm watching him he can't do anything

but I don't know

maybe I can't be around mirrors at all...?
>> SCP-013
Advice: Walk in a hall of mirrors. If you break down, shatter every last one in the house. If you're fine, then no big deal.
>> Anonymous
Paranoia is not paranormal. Copypasta and sage can be paranormal. Especially pokemon fanfics.

Ash slowly sucked on Pikachu's left ear, bobbing his head up and down, just like he'd practiced on Professor Oak's oak rod hundreds of times in the past. Pikachu let out a soft moan. "Pi... pika...." he said. "You like that, don't you?" said Ash. "Well, it's about to get a whole lot better..." Ash took the Koffing slime he'd been keeping in a jar for just such a special occasion out of his bag. "Pikachu, we're going to remember this night forever..." Ash began rubbing the Koffing slime on his surprisingly-long shaft. Ash kissed Pikachu long and deep, and then turned him over. "Chu..." said Pikachu, letting Ash know he was ready. Ash began to penetrate Pikachu, slowly. "Pik-AAARRRRGGGHHH" yelled the poor little rodent. He'd never done this sort of thing before, and he hadn't imagine it hurting so much. I mean, he'd heard plenty of stories about Ash being violated by Charmander in the past, and he didn't seem to mind. But Pikachu loved Ash, and wanted him to get relief. Ash began thrusting faster and faster, hitting the little guy's prostate. "CCCCHHHHHUUUUUU!" screamed Pikachu, who %%#%*##@!d due to the stimulation of his prostate. Unfortunately, Pikachu was unable to control his electric shock. Ash collapsed on his pokemon lover. Pikachu removed Ash's genitals from his anal region, and looked in Ash's eyes. Ash was dead. Silently, Pikachu sat there and cried over the body of his deceased lover. And the pain of his anal wounds.
>> KaldrosTaviir !!rr8A0gmkprM
honestly, do you have access to a hall of mirrors?
cuz I sure as fuck don't
>> KaldrosTaviir !!rr8A0gmkprM

there's more to it than just this post
I've gone through about 5
>> SCP-013
It's called a carnival my friend. Although very hard to find in winter...
>> Anonymous
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Is that so? Then let me tell you this. I'm stalking you now. Stalking you with copypasta. Bump yourself again, and you get the other half of sephirothcopypasta. It's like a prize, a prize of fail, and copypasta. Also some tubgirl.

"Alright, some of you know, some of you don't...but I think it's time I set the story straight. In this I refer to my life, which I feel I have been concealing the greater part of for quite some time. Primarilly I focus on my interests...those which have led me into this mess in the first place.

Alright. To begin...these "interests of mine". For the past five-or-so years, I have been victim to insufferable depression and suicidal tendencies...mostly because of soulmate. In the past three of these years, I have researched methods of communication that could possibly be used to contact Sephiroth. Crazy-sounding, no?

I picked up hundreds, if not thousands, of books on afterlife communication...spiritual communication...astral projection...all manner of new age materials. Not surprisingly, two caught my interest in particular. "Speak with the Dead" and "Summoning Spirits"...bit by Konstantinos. You've all read about these books by now, so little description of their contents is necessary.

But, to get right to the point...I have focused mainly on Astral Travel. (Explaination: The Astral Plane is a combination of all planes, real and imagined. This means, that in the Astral Plane, all things are possible...) To my delight, after three years, I have become rather good at travelling to this Astral Realm...and there...I have met Sephiroth.

I kid you not, I have litterally spoken to Sephiroth in the Astral Plane.
>> KaldrosTaviir !!rr8A0gmkprM
yeah uhh, I don't think there are carnivals around here, but I'll see if I can get to one...
>> SCP-013
Let me know if you have a mental breakdown. Like I said, if you do, the cure is a sledgehammer for your mirrors.
>> Anonymous
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Okay, I know I sound crazy...but I'm not. It is amazing, what we have spoken of...the things he has taught me...He is an extremely intelligent individual. On top of his intelligence, though he can be cold and slightly distant at times, he is really very kind...If anything, meeting him "in person" has made me fall for him even more.

And...I believe he loves me in return. In any case, he recognizes the marriage liscence I acquired four years ago. It's an unspoken agreement that we are bound by wedlock, though niether of us has ever really mentioned it.

July 14 is our wedding anniversary...and though I could give you a graphic recount of how I spent that night on that Astral Realm...I'll leave it up to your imaginations to suffice. *blushes*

Moving right along...I hope you all will take me seriously on this. I've never been happier since I mastered the art of projecting my consciousness to the Astral Plane. There, I can be with my soulmate. There, I can be happy."
>> KaldrosTaviir !!rr8A0gmkprM
if I have a mental breakdown/loss of control I'm pretty fucked, aren't I?
>> SCP-013
Sorta, yeah. And my last post was probably laced with 3vi1. But SledgeMirror still stands.
>> Anonymous
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I'm an Alpha male /b/.

And girls want to fuck alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasons you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you fucking touch her beyond that?

Yeah, I'm fucking her.

The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly asks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?

Yeah, I'm fucking her too, even harder.

The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays Warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?

Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?
>> SCP-013
gb2/b/, trollfag
>> KaldrosTaviir !!rr8A0gmkprM
I'm honestly afraid to try it out

I don't want to lose control of myself
>> Anonymous
Ah crap it was you i sucked off last night? Damn.
>> SCP-013
Well, if you break down, one of two things will happen.

1. You shudder and start to weep.

2. You berserk and take out as many reflections as possible. Frikkin ownage.
>> Anonymous

There is a small island in the Mediterranean Sea that does not appear on any map. It cannot be seen from any other island, nor can any other land be seen from it. On this island is a lighthouse, rotting from age and sea water, which is never lit. There is nothing inside it, save for a spiraling staircase that leads to the top, and an ancient, dusty bookcase.

The case is filled with unmarked books, bound in ancient leather, save for a single space. If you remove a book from the shelf, it will fling itself open in your hands, and the words inscribed in it shall start screaming to the air. You must wrestle the book closed and shove it back on the shelf, or the immortal evil contained within its pages shall break free, and you will be forced to take its place, with pages, ink and binding crafted from your own flesh and blood.

However, if you bring the correct book to the island, and place it in the empty space, the lighthouse will light. As long as it is lit, the world shall enjoy an unending paradise, for all the evil in the world will be contained in the lighthouse. And while it is lit, nothing can go in or out.

The only problem; you will be trapped for eternity with all the evil ever known or conceived, by man or god. And the only way to escape, is to douse the light. If a good person does this:

They will remain bound in the lighthouse for eternity, therefore unending torture etc. What this means is that, eventually, madness will set in, and these evil entities will take over his mind, making him douse the flames, his sacrifice a vain one.

If an "evil" person does this:

He will immediately douse the light, causing the evils to spread across the land, and that's about it.
>> SCP-013
Three words bitch: Remote Controlled Robot.
Ah, it's about time you started noticing.
>> SCP-013
It's official, we're fucked.
>> Anonymous
didnt work
>> Anonymous
I didn't go insane, but at times I thought she was smiling, frowning, and a few times the size differential of her eyes scared me.
>> KaldrosTaviir !!rr8A0gmkprM
I hope you're just another person fucking with me
>> Anon
So...he manifested and tried to kill you? Or what gave you that impression? Have you spoken to him, even?
>> Anonymous
I'm guessing you mean he's trying to take over?

Suggestion to see a Catholic clergyman still stands.
>> Anonymous
There's something weird about op pic. Its like, I stare at it for about a minute and her eyes start disappearing and small portions start changing, sorta resembling a skull, but not really... its just some weird shit.
>> Anonymous
You mean how it starts somehow distorting without moving?

I think it;s just an optical illusion, anything seems weird if you stare at it too long without moving your eyes.
>> Anonymous
All I know is I thought it was bullshit, stared at it for about 30 seconds, got lost in her eyes and it winked at me.

I broke the gaze after a few seconds of realising what had happened, and I'm too shit scared to look at it again.
>> KaldrosTaviir !!rr8A0gmkprM
I don't know that he's trying to kill me
just scare me and fuck with my life

I think I'm going to wait for him to chase after me again and try to wait...
I didn't dream last night
but me and my friends passed out on the couch, so I'm assuming I didn't do anything crazy