You srs? Cthulhu would raep the shit out of that faggot pussy Alucard

Depends... does Alucard have a soul?

Where you even trying to draw OP?

>>504304
even though OP's drawing is shit, I'd like to see you do better

>>504303
Does it matter? All he needs is a mind to go insane and the ability to be addicted to morphine.

Cthulhu's powers

The answer you seek is so obvious the question should not even exist.

Obviously Cthulhu, on final destination.

Tough one. Alucard can recover from basically any injury.

>>504329
Sorry if it took long... Oh yeah, both pics are made by me.

>>504347

Cthulhu doesn't make injuries. He disembowels your inner mind.

Cthulhu wins.

Alucard is a fictional character.

We all die.

Cthulhu of course. Alucard is strong, but compared to Cthulhu his powers are not much.

>>504347
>Alucard can recover from basically any injury.

And that made the manga quite boring. Hellsing is basicly a tale about how awesome Alucard is.

>>504347
So? Cthulhu can't die, is hueg liek an xbox, and drives you mad, no matter who you are.

Me.

why did you even ask that?
CthulhuCthulhuCthulhuCthulhuCthulhuCthulhuCthulhu

Well, to my knowledge Alucard and Cthulhu are the only supernatural/paranormal forces in the brawl.

>>504409
Wait, I thought Alucard was dead or some shit. Oh well it doesn't matter either way, Cthulhu will raep his mind until theres nothing left apart from some gooey jizz-colored mush.

>>504409
>>504413
Do I smell an attempt to be two different people? I do believe I do!

>>504303
Alucard has at least a billion souls. Every person he's ever killed or drank their blood, he's consumed their soul and all it's knowledge.
I donno, it's a tough one. Alucard was killed in the manga by accidentally dividing by zero. Seriously. Damed laws of physics killed him. Can Cthulhu defy the laws of physics? If not, than he's just not going to kill Alucard. Not possible.
I mean I don't even think he has his own personal soul and mind, I think he's just an amalgam of souls. Plus his insane powers. In the episode of the OVA that just came out, he killed 2 humans WITH HIS MIND. I lol'd, shit doesn't happen in the manga, but why not :D

That is not dead which can eternal lie,
and in strange eons, even Death may Die.

Alucard is Death encarnate, therefor Cthulhu wins via Old Age.

Prove me wrong.

Whoever wins, we lose.

>>504653
Cthulu could bend space and time.. read the story, Lovecraft describes Ryleh as being of angles that seem impossible

>seem impossible

Think of it like this: Cthulhu cannot be harmed by conventional weaponry. So how can Alucard harm him with a pair of guns?


Unless I'm missing something about Alucard's powers..?

>>505568
Which is vague as hell. I read Call of Cthulhu recently and I can't say I understood even half of it.
The issue is we know how Alucard can be defeated, but we don't know how Cthulhu can be, therefore chances are Cthulhu would figure it out.
But then again, in essence the only way Alucard lost was because he was tricked, and I'm pretty sure he does some serious physics-defying shit too, although I'm sure he can't manipulate time. Space maybe.
It's a tough call but it's definitely in Cthulhu's favor. I know at the least there's just no way Alucard could kill him, and that's a serious disadvantage.

>>505574
Alucard does a lot more than just shoot guns. Pic related. He's literally a walking army of souls and demons.
Go watch OVA4 that just came out and have an inkling of what Alucard can do, or read the manga.
But yeah, I don't think even his strongest demon, the Hound of Baskerville, could really do much to Cthulhu. And I'm pretty sure he can take out every one of his billion-or-so souls.

Alucard is made of like a billion people. Cthulhu is Cthulhu. It might take a little while but I think if you keep pounding on Alucard long enough he would die conventionally. Like if you rip him apart a billion times, that would do it I think. And since Cthulhu is genuinely immortal (I assume) Alucard would just keep getting ripped apart and regenerating until he runs out of juice while Cthulhu would just keep indefinitely merging back together.

Then again we don't know where Cthulhu gets his energy. Who knows. But I think he'd win.

>>505590
But also recall that Alucard can easily regenerate just by consuming blood. Hell, he could just kill everything alive that's weak within a few miles of him and just have the blood come to him. It's pretty much what he did when he was running out of juice in the manga. He easily recharged his batteries.
So yeah, if you somehow kept him from regenerating he would die. Not easy to do though.

>>505599
Well maybe for you but it's fucking Cthulhu we're talking about here. If Alucard went to fight him on his home turf, ie., on an island in the middle of the fucking ocean, he would be unable to escape and unable to find food. If Cthulhu went to the mainland it might be different.

Its a fucking elder god. Fuck your shitty, dickless wapanese vampires. ITS A FUCKING ELDER GOD.

Cthulhu isn't shit.
He fucks with the dreams of artists and doesn't afraid of anything.

Now Nyarlathotep, there's a deity.
He could take Alucard.
Maybe.

>>505622
I supose, but Alucard wouldn't seek out Cthulhu to fight anyway. Alucard doesn't go pick fights, he really just defends himself. He doesn't give a shit about protecting humanity. He would only fight Cthulhu if Cthulhu came to fight him. I'm pretty sure Alucard wouldn't do it willingly. I imagine he would just sit back and go "well so much for humanity, I'll just sit back and watch it all end. Should be an amusing show. Not a damed thing I can do about it anyway."

Really, Alucard VS Cthulhu is just not a very sensible idea. I wanna see Alucard VS Pyramid Head, or Guts would be pretty cool too. And of course there's the classic Alucard VS Vash/Knives, and Alucard VS D. Those are the interesting fights.

Cthulu.
Though Cthulu is invincible, he's a lot better than the crappy vampire who pulls DEMs out of his ass.

>>505646
Alucard X Pyramid Head would be Epic.

>>505632
Cthulhu isn't an Elder God. What "elder god" refers to in Lovecraft isn't quite clear, but I don't think the term is ever applied to Cthulhu. Cthulhu is an Old One.

>>505636
Nyarly is genuinely a god (versus just a very big, very nasty, very VERY old creature) but I don't think he's the fighting type. Nyarly is Lucifer by another name, a smooth manipulator, a false prophet (well, not false but certainly one who leads us down a dark path).

>>505648
How can a character pull DEMs if he dies at the end of the series?

>>505653

...wow...someone caught me out about the mythos...
sir i salute you!

>>505577
You can't understand it because the whole idea of R'lyeh and Cthulhu is that they are beyond human conception. Most depictions of cthulhu are simply based on the horror in clay and the statue in the story. The actual Cthulhu is not like that, he is far more strange. He's described sort of as a giant blob, also "a mountain walked or stumbled."

The silent Call of Cthulhu film does pretty good with R'lyeh. I don't like their Cthulhu (he's described as blob like and bloated, theirs is much more Giger-esque), but R'lyeh is awesome. Especially when a guy falls through a corner.

>>505656
That being said, I was only trying to remind people that there are much bigger fish in the pond.

>>505660
Sorry, I'm a huge Lovecraft nut, and while I don't buy into a lot of the classifications of the Mythos (most of that shit comes from Derleth or even just the roleplaying game by Chaosium) there's a pretty clear distinction between his more mythological beings, like those seen in the Dreamlands stories, and the hardcore Old Ones like Cthulhu. I personally see it as Cthulhu basically being an alien, though one that is so old and powerful it might as well be a god. Azathoth, Yog Sothoth, and maybe Nyarlathotep are different. They are part of the universe itself, the fabric of existence. I'm not sure how Nyarly works like that though, because he takes an active role, whereas Azathoth basically does nothing but drive people insane who get an inkling of him, and Yog Sothoth is occasionally used but doesn't really take any active role (With the exception of Through the Gate of the Silver Key where Randolph Carter, the only Lovecraft Mary Sue, has a conversation with Yog Sothoth).

>>505664
Well, Cthulhu is strongest simply because he's so unclearly defined. What are his powers? What is he? It's all just a big mystery.
Alucard is a whole lot more clearly explained. He's Vlad the Impaler, who then became Dracula, and then became Alucard. He's an amalgam of souls and demons that he's defeated. He's a walking army from hell that's fueled solely by blood.

>>504309

Someone had to do it.

>>505678
asdf
Idiot.
Almost all of Cthulhu's power rests on his ability to fuck with people's dreams.
He's relatively minor.
Fucking derleth making him a fucking celebrity.

>>505672
Nothing to apologize for man, its great to see another with the passion. I personally see Cthulhu as some sort of demi-god, like a Heracles figure, just based on how he's referred to in The Dunwich Horror as 'their cousin.'He'd still kick the crap out of Alucard and then the rest of the planet.

>>505682
Oh common, Alucard wouldn't just stand there with his guns. I'm pretty sure he'd morph into a gigantic mass of shadows and eyes.

Otherwise, fucking awesome.

>>505682
That's amazing, did you paint it yourself?

>>505672
Lovecraft actually considered Yog-Sothoth the most important of the pantheon of gods he created.
And by any classification, be it Derleth's, Lovecraft's, or the game(WHICH YOU JUST LOST)'s, Nyarlathotep is on the same level as Yog-Sothoth, et al.

>>505687
It's the very start of the fight, Alucard is still warming up/casing Cthulhu to see what he can take.

>>505683
Well if that's the case, Alucard is perfectly capable of taking over human minds and causing illusions and dreams. They would be a match.

>>505693
No they wouldn't be a match because one is Cthulhu and the other isn't.

>>505696
Rational argument there
almost as rational as me right now

>>504409
Q is in the battle you know. I think Q would simply cause Cthulhu to blink out of existence. Q is essentially God.
Alucard wouldn't stand a snowballs chance in hell against Q, and neither would Cthulhu.

I watched the show and enjoyed it and as cool as Alucard is, he couldnt beat Cthulhu because by his very definition Cthulhu cannot die.

This argument is rather pointless, the characters are from completely different mythoses (spelling?)and thus trying to compare them is pointless and ultimately is a fight over who is the bigger Anime or Lovecraft Fanboi

yet i'd have to put my money on Cthulhu.

PS: OP your drawing is so terribad i shot milk all over my keyboard.

in b4 "milk = cum law"

>>505703
I never once argued that Alucard could beat Cthulhu. I know he can't. Question is, could Cthulhu kill Alucard?
Hard to say. And really, the fight could never happen anyway. Alucard knows better than to fuck with something that strong.

Now I wanna see Alucard VS Guts, and I'm talking Guts at the end of the manga where he's got the Berserker armor and slaughtering the equivalent of the angels. Berserk has a rich complex and well-developed mythos so it could easily be a plausible fight.
Pic related is Guts. PICTURE THIS VS ALUCARD

although then again...Guts does actually literally fight Vlad the Impaler as a non-vampire demon...but that's beside the point

did i just kill this thread or did you guys run out of things to say?

or maybe my f5 isnt working

But yeah, this Agrument is just "SUPERMAN VS BATMAN" an endless loop of people that all believe they are right because they like the one character more and regardless of facts for either case will not back down.

>>505706
It would be a much better discussion if were matching characters that actually have settings and mythos in common.
Seriously I should get to writing a fanfic of Alucard VS Guts. I have nearly expert knowledge of both series, and it's just the perfect fight.
I just have no idea who'd win. I really don't.

this topic is now about Naruto.

>>505706
Basically.
Neither one can actuallt die, and Cthulhu isn't the sort to have big fighting fanciness, so it'd be a pointless fight.

All these idionts who haven't read a drop of Lovecraft masturbating over Cthulhu make me sick.

>>505709

naruto fucking sucks
BLEACH 4 EVER

>>505709
It's a thread, not a topic. Go back to Gaia.

Back on the subject at hand, Cthulu wins. Period.

this thread is now about Shonen-Card

Alucard doesn't stand a chance, what you really need to watch out for is /tg/'s Level One Chicken-Infested Delicious Commoner.

>>505735
Alucard would kill him, absorb his soul, and then Alucard was the Chicken Commoner thingy.

no Anon, you are the demons.

then Anon was a furfag

>>505745
No Anonymous, you are the fail.
And then Anonymous was exactly the same.

1. Cthulhu shatters Alucard's Sanity
2. Alucard in fetal position
3. Renfield has a new buddy at the sanitarium
4. ????
5. Profit!

Bonus points if you motherfuckers know who Renfield is.

I think that they would strike up a friendship and then fly into space to have cucumber sandwiches on Mars. They would return home for a game of volleyball, and later they would go to a rave and buy about a thousand of those cool glowstick things.

>>505786
RENFEILD IS ALREADY DEAD YOU FUCKER
DRACULA BASHED HIS HEAD IN GOOD
SERVES THE BASTARD RIGHT
HE WAS EATING FLIES

>>505690
No, he isn't. In Lovecraft he refers to himself as a servant of Azathoth IIRC. In the Call of Cthulhu RPG he is markedly weaker than the three outer gods (Yog Sothoth, Azathoth, Shub'niggurath). Of course, going by the game, Cthulhu is the high priest of the Old Ones who worship Azathoth so really Nyarly and Cthulhu serve the same boss. Although Nyarly more fulfills the role of Metatron or the Mouth of Sauron, because Azathoth is nonsentient.

>>505683
Derleth didn't make him a celebrity. Cthulhu is a big deal in Lovecraft's writings. A reference to him or his spawn or his cult shows up in a LOT of the stories. The quoted couplet of the Necronomicon is a reference to him ("That is not dead . . . "). The Old Ones are many, but Cthulhu is the the prime example, the one who is here, ready and waiting.

>>505803

lol'd heartily

>>505682
FUKKEN SAVED

ENOUGH WITH ALL THIS FAGGOTRY!!!

This here is your real blood-drinking, peasant-impaling, non-fictional Vlad Tepes.

Even Alucard will shit brix when he meets this guy...

>>505854
Forgot to attach the pic...

Arguing Cthulhu versus anything is kind of pointless. Like arguing God, or Q against anything.

However, if I'm not mistaken, Cthulhu is not in the habit of engaging in single combat. Perhaps one such as Alucard could in a sense win by not engaging in the battle.

Even with all the power imaginable, I'd find somewhere else to be if Cthulhu was ravaging the Earth. Maybe return once he buggers off back to whatever keeps him busy when he's not causing the apocalypse.

What conceivable reason is there to even attempt to challenge Cthulhu? Even assuming that you believed you stood a chance, you know the battle is going to fuck your mind in ways that you will probably never recover from.

>>505905

a few people have said this, that he wouldn't even notice him on his rampage and alucard would win by default and whatnot.
but that's not the point, in this hypothetical situation, they would fight, it's a vs thing, they would fight.

also who the fuck is Q?

>>504421
Not really, I was correcting myself and had to quote my original post to do so.
;_;

>>505909
Q is the walking plot device Trekkies frequently use in similar debates to argue as a last resort that the Star Trek Universe can kick the shit out of any other universe.

Basically he's written as God (but really an alien, so as to not piss of the religious) with a twisted and impish sense of humor.

>>505920
Q is also not the only one of his kind, and sometimes got in trouble with the others for dicking around too much

>>505920
He has to be relatively silly and irreverent, as with his power, if he had any sort of serious motivation, it would be impossible to stop him.

So they give him the standard fictional god tradeoff; unimagineable power, severely nerfed motivation.

the ellemist would kick Q's ass.

>>505924
Basically limiting his life goal to putting Picard and the Enterprise crew into bizare situations that would be impossible to explain without either forgetting continuity all together or shattering time and space entirely.

...And putting everything neatly back the way it was an hour later.

>>505806

Well, do you think Shub'niggurath would have a chance dealing with Alucard?
She is killed in Quake ya know...

>>504653
He can form stone with non-euclidean geometry.

Q can't get away with his shenanigans though, as long as Level 1 Commoner is around. Nor would Cthulhu or Alucard, if /tg/ was intrested in anything else than trolling /tv/.

No question about it....
ALUCARD

>>505927

lol indeed. screw cthulhu, we should have the ellemist.

>>505927

FUCK YEA ELLIMIST

I would imagine Cthulhu would just fuck Alucard's mind first, making him unable to perform at his best. Then... he did rape the shit out of him, just compare by size, I happen to think in the Cthulhu tale, he is as big as a fucking ship!
Top that with your legion of demons eh?

>>505927

who is the ellemist? tried my usual resources, couldnt find anything.

I'm surprised this is even here. Alucard, hands down. Dude's next to immortal. He can regenerate from a pool of blood and goo.

>>506059
Just one huge bite and its over.
If Alucard keeps regenerating in Cthulhu's stomach then it just lead Cthulhu a full tummy everytime.

>>506076
itt: People who haven't read hellsing.

Alucards power comes from the thousands of souls he's consumed, the crusader armies sent against him that he's eaten live inside him, at the end of the original manga he busts out and releases them all in an end of the world badass nazi stomping.

If his head was eaten, he'd just reform outside of him, s'that simple.

It's be an endless battle, only way cthulhu would wind would be to destroy him thousands of times, and you can't hurt cthulhu.

>>505927
Crayak would kick the Ellemist's ass.

>>506055

a "character" from the animorphs series of books.
not a god that created teh universe type, an alien that started off mortal then through a weird series of events was turned into an all powerful being that can do anything he fucking wants.
he could destroy all of the other opponents just by thinking about it.

>>506090

crayak is a faggot.

>>506092

He got sucked into a black hole but his consciousness survived or some shit like that.

A CHALLENGER APPEARS

This thread is now about Alucard x Richter Belmont.

Just out of curiosity, what did the other boards choose?

Alright this thread is now a bout lovecraft

You guys have seriously gotten me interested in him

What other Old Ones are there, and are any as badass as the great Cthulu
also arent we fucking ourselves over by saying his name 1000x in this thread?

>>506090

Yes, he would. But the Ellimist has the high moral ground.

>>506106
http://www.dagonbytes.com/thelibrary/lovecraft/

Y'all are idiots.
Azatoth, he fucks all their shit right the fuck up

>>506106
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CTHUUUUUUUUUUULHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>505854
I think I've met him already. That guys a badass motherfucker.
Too bad he was killed and became me.

>>506113
Thank you, I shall now become a lovecraft fanboi
if you willl excuse me good sirs

>>506106

It's Cthulhu, not Hastur.

OH SHI-

>>504354

They were both fucking terrible, in quality, in content, in creativity, you should not have released them to the internet at large. They are NOT GOOD ENOUGH to share.

>>506126got ya you fucker haha
THE END IS NIGH

>>506115
Psh. Azathoth's mind is destroyed. Son of bitch's a vegetable.

>>504297
>Cthulhu

Cthulhu created Alucard from a fart bubble that was later named, "The Bloop."

Just read CoC....fuckin Lovecraft is a genious

bankorok pargon pargon pargon aretak pargon pargon pargon mantorok

I win

Could someone post the present roster as to what characters are representing what boards up to this point? If I want to get any drawhoring done on this, I should start now. I'm awfully slow moving.

>>506616
I'm starting to believe the event is never actually going to happen

>>505682

Epic drawing. Alucard seems like a chick though, but awesome non the less.

>>506624
Damnit, /ck/ changed away from two fat ladies. I couldn't wait to do two fat ladies. I LOVED two fat ladies. It's the only cooking show that truly enthralled me. I could see some decent goings on involving LHC-Asslight-CarmenSandiego.

I also cannot wait to do two fat ladies.

>>506624
Hey, what the fuck? Why is Cthulhu crossed out when the thing hasn't even started?

>>506692
Some /x/philes are opposed to Cthulhu being our representatives. They're fags. Ignore them.

Cthulhu AND Alucard v. The World.

/thread

>>506698

Second.

cthulhu vs the hulk. real fight

>>506803
Hello Larry

/x/enu would kick both their asses with tom cruise behind his back

Cthulhu would win. Many of Alucard's traits are taken not from Bram Stoker but from Lovecraft. The eyes for instance? It is a trait of another of Lovecraft's creations... can't remember what it is right now.

>>506823
You mean him having billions of eyes? I'm pretty sure that wasn't intentionally take from Lovecraft. I mean, the reason he has so many eyes is because each one represents a soul.

No question C'thulhu would win.

He's an Old One.

His very existence is only visual through our puny, pinprick dimension via light.

If you were to see his full being, you would probably snap your own neck, or rip off your own head.

And then the sight that you actually DO see drives you into insanity.

Not to mention, if you WERE to somehow make him cease to exist, you'd have to answer to the Elder Gods for killing one of their priests.

they would then open one of their seven mouths, and sing a song to end the world. (Blatant shitty Penny Arcade reference)

>>506823

Can't remember where I heard it, but I heard he was, at least partly, based on Nyarlathotep.

>>506921
Everything's "very existence" only visual due to light. That's how sight works.

Dumbass.

Anyone have a link to the video that plays and explains the "Call of Cthulhu", recorded somewhere in the ocean?

>>506935

you missed my point entirely.

His "true form" so to speak, is not fully visual. And it's inferring that Cthulhu has some other sight based trait. As probably higher beings would have a few extra senses.

so fuck off, "dumbass"

The question really is "How many people could they rape together as a dual force?"
I think about a bajillion.

>>506963
you mean the bloop or the blorp or whatever

alucard wi9ns because he can just absorb chtulhu into his being. pwn.

Anime sucks, it's just overrated.

Cosmic Horror > japan.

>>507685
I don't know, man. Have you seen Ghost Slide?

Shit's fucked up.

>>507691

There are some shows that really worth watching but that's it.

My point is that this Alucard is just a silly character and that chtulhu represents /x/ perfectly.

alucard is about as silly as chtulhu.
both are fictional even so, but alucard at least has a real base.

meaning that he really existed, ctulhu didn't.
alu pwns invented god.

cthulhu would most likely rock his shit

>>507719
Cthulhu invented shit-rocking, idjit.

Mortal walks up to Alucard. They engage in cliched anime banter and walk away.

Mortal walks up to Cthulhu. Cthulhu's mere presence drives the mortal into the depths of insanity or an-heroism.


Cthulhu. No contest.

>>508112
>Ia! Yu'sTanQui Tyhu!

>>508070
Wrong. Mortal gets impaled slowly through the asshole. Alucard licks up the blood.

>>508120
>Ia! Yu'sTanQui Tyhu!
>I just can't quit you.

I see what you did there.

need moar art of this matchup

Cthulhu wins, all others are skullfucked. Face facts. There is no debatation needed.

WHOEVER WINS, WE LOSE

BEWARE THE GOAT OF THE THOUSAND YOUNG!
Shub'Niggurath FTW

We all know exactly what would happen. Pic related.

Btw Cthulhucard is now /x/'s OTP.

>>509072
>debatation

Careful. My mom says you could go blind doing that.

>>509177
oh shi-
FUKKEN SAVED

FInally, someone raeps Alucrd back.

>>509177
You left out anonymous fucking them both.

>>509184
I donno, I'm pretty sure Alucard would enjoy it

>>509187

Anon would be weeping on the ground, from the beauty and horror of it. Don't presume otherwise, we're dirt to them.

Hm....Is this tentacle-bearded fellow in pocession of a soul?

I still wanna see Alucard vs. Pyramid Head...

And how did Q get involved anyway? And why do you think he'd care?

Archive, dang it.

>>509468

I srsly think most people don't even know about the archive site.

C'mon /x/philes!

>>509488

I don't. Where is it?

>>509490

4chanarchive dot org; if I try to paste the actual location I get an abnormal reply error... shit, am I gonna get b& from /x/ D:

I'd have to go with Cthulhu.

In Lovecraft books, even if the characters survive, a sequel is never written.
This is because every sequel would be on page long, say

"Just when they thought they had survived, Cthulhu and the Elder Gods burst forth from the Earth, destroying everything and sending every living animal to its own personal hell filled with tentacles and vaginas with teeth."

it wouldn't sell very well