File :-(, x, )
Keeper of the Codex Gigas !KCBLxltyVw
January 26th, 2005
Went to work today.
Took a shit in the boss' file cabinet.
It had remnants of last night's chilli.
Red clumps of bean.
Kinda runny, but felt great.

January 27th, 2005
I fucked my first today.
Dad told me it would be like this.
It was hard pushing my dick in after rigormortis set in.

January 28th, 2005
Dad visted today.
He was my second.
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>> Keeper of the Codex Gigas !KCBLxltyVw
February 2nd
Fuck that toilet...it's scaring me now.
The handprints are annoying.
Shitting hurts more now.

February 3rd
A man came out the shower and hit me with my own hammer.
He wanted to hold hands.
I wouldn't because they where too wet.
>> Twilight_Night
February 2nd, 2005
Cut my penis off.
Wrote my english paper with it.
Can not piss anymore.
>> Anonymous
Wow. I'm about to vomit. Thanks. :D
>> Keeper of the Codex Gigas !KCBLxltyVw
>>519000
Sorry, but Jerry doesn't go to college, stop ruining the story.
>> Twilight_Night
>>519002
: (
>> Keeper of the Codex Gigas !KCBLxltyVw
February 4th
The apartment it starting to stink.
I'm hungry.
Hope the neighbors don't notice.
Tried ejaculating into the icecube tray.

February 5th
Shot pool with some guys after work.
Got home and played Monopoly with what was left of Mom.
No handprint.
>> Misdreavus
moar pls.
>> Keeper of the Codex Gigas !KCBLxltyVw
February 6th, 2005
Didn't go to work today, felt sick.
Could be the smell of Mom and Dad.
Might also be because I never flush the toilet.
The wet hand print was on my computer screen

February 7th
Made breakfast out of what was in the toilet.
Looked like old milk, bacon and Pepsi.
Tasted like Sarah from work.

February 8th
Sarah came over today.
She didn't stay long.
Kept complaining about a strange smell.
I think she's fucking wet hand man.
>> Twilight_Night
Jerry needz moar toothpaste.
>> Keeper of the Codex Gigas !KCBLxltyVw
February 9th, 2005
Kidnapped and raped Sarah from work.
Wet hand man watched.

February 10th, 2005
Nothing important happened today.

February 11th, 2005
Again, uneventuful.

February 12th, 2005
Work called.
Asked why I haven't been comming in.
I told them I'm comming in all the time, they just don't see me.

February 13th
Put Sarah in the closet.
Wet hand man has begun reading me stories.
He likes to sleep under the bed now.

February 14th
Sarah watched me fuck Mom and Dad.
Haven't shit in a few days.
Bought some Febreeze.
Toilet smells better now.
>> Keeper of the Codex Gigas !KCBLxltyVw
>>519017
How the fuck would you know if Jerry needs toothpaste, Jerry hasn't even been introduced yet.
>> Keeper of the Codex Gigas !KCBLxltyVw
February 15th, 2005
Mom pointed out that I left out the year on my last two entries.
Wet hand man didn't read me a story.

February 16th, 2005
Sarah is starting to like the closet.
Wet hand man read "The big bad wolf".

February 17th, 2005
Wet hand man and I went to Home Depot today.
Only thing interesting there was an old lady wearing tight spandex pants.
Her camel toe looked like it had 3 humps.
3 humps.
3.
>> Twilight_Night
>>519027
Everyone that brushes their teeth needs tooth paste silly. ; )
>> Anonymous
LOLWUT?

This is sick... proceed.
>> SloWmOe
LOL TIS IS KEWL, I WILL DO PRQUAL

January 25th, 2005
I watched fight club.
It reminded me that I needed to feed the dog.
But then I forgot I fucked him in the ass and rolled around in his shit.
>> SloWmOe
January 24th, 2005
I just fed the cat to my dog.
He was very hungry and ate the cat quickly.
Despite him having no teeth.
>> SloWmOe
January 23th, 2005
Went to work today.
Took a shit in the boss' file cabinet.
It had remnants of last night's chilli.
Red clumps of bean.
Kinda runny, but felt great.
>> Twilight_Night
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
>>519032
>3
WHAT.
>> Anonymous
>>519041
You suck ass at story telling.
>> Keeper of the Codex Gigas !KCBLxltyVw
January 18th, 2005
Found a poem outside my apartment door today:

"Daddy, daddy where did you go?
Inside of me so evil will grow.
Mommy, mommy where are you?
Inside of me, now there are two.

Little box, little box
At the edge of my bed
Little box, little box
Keeper of my mommy's head

Little man, little man
Hiding under the bed
Little man, little man
Keeper of my daddy's head

Nobody is in the closet you say?
The little boy wants to play
Nobody is in the closet you say?
Mommy, daddy, can I play?"
>> Anonymous
i liked the beginning.. but some shithead had to ruin it for all of us with the rolling in the dog poo.
>> Twilight_Night
>>519041
gb2/b/
>> Anonymous
>>519053
Don't mind Prequel fag, he doesn't know the story from the Book of Pyxicoytl, only true parts of the story are those posted by OP.
There are no Prequels, Sequels, etc. of The Story of Jacob Vicks.
Read the Book of Pyxicoytl and you might learn something newfags.
>> Anonymous
>>519058
Me again.
Wasn't calling the readers newfags, just the idiots trying to change the story.
Sorry for any confusion.
>> Shadownhero !VPJGHiZdIE
Trying to enjoy the story.

Hurryup OP
>> Twilight_Night
>>519062
OP is currently brushing his teeth.
>> Keeper of the Codex Gigas !KCBLxltyVw
February 18th, 2005
Today I went to the videostore.
Wet hand man didn't come along.
He wasn't home when I got there.

February 19th, 2005
Lost my job.
No money now.
Sarah's been good.
I've set her across the room so I can watch her while I'm on the computer.

February 20th, 2005
Had lunch with Sarah.
She's started screaming less.
She doesn't try to escape anymore.
I guess she really is starting to like it here.
Finally shit today!
Life is really starting to brighten up.
>> Anonymous
>>519072
MOAR
>> Anonymous
>Finall shit today!

lol wut?
>> Anonymous
January 22, 2005
I decided to get a sex change.
I inserted a tube with ants into my penis in hopes that they would eat it away.
I was wrong.
>> Shadownhero !VPJGHiZdIE
Twilight is foreshadowing

I think :l
>> Keeper of the Codex Gigas !KCBLxltyVw
February 21st, 2005
Sex with Sarah is great.
Still afraid to take off her gag and mouth fuck her though.
I carved a whole in the back of her head to fuck.
She passed out from blood loss.
I passed out after I came.

February 22nd, 2005
How the fuck am I going to pay rent?
Mom is dead.
No money there.
Dad is dead.
No money there.
Sarah is dead.
No money there.
Fuck.
Shitting has started to feel good again.
Just wish I could let it out on the desk of my old boss.
>> Anonymous
There are stories about a certain kind of hitchhiker - they only ever appear at night on quiet roads, seeming to flicker into existence in the very edge of headlights, never carrying a sign, always with an expression of deep despondency on their faces, swathed in a heavy coat and long pants, usually with gloves. If you stop, they will seem cordial enough, polite, but hardly chatty. They will assure you that the next town or city along your route will be a fine spot to leave them. Normal enough. Unless you try killing them.

They die easily enough. But look underneath their clothes, and you will see that their skin is marred with lines of scars, forming repeating patterns that are unsettling to look at, and even more unsettling in the context of their skin. They have no wallets, no identification. If you slice their belly open, however, they're different inside. There's no blood, no muscle, only a hollow cavity containing a single object. The object varies. Examples include a single coin, heavy and golden and engraved with runes nobody could ever decipher. A diamond gem with fractal edges that slice bare flesh to ribbons. A small vase, quite unbreakable, that smells of the ocean and is always damp...

Once you possess a hitchhiker's object, you'll find yourself always driving the quiet roads at night. You'll never mean to, but somehow, you just will. The lure of possessing a second one will hum quietly in your head. You'll strain to catch sight of a figure appearing in your headlights, try to resist the impulse to stop, and sometimes you might. But sometimes you won't. You'll try telling yourself that this is just a normal person on an adventure, someone who ran out of petrol. The logical part of your brain will scream at what you're doing. You'll smile and nod and they'll get into the car and you'll slowly, casually, reach under the seat or across to the glove box...
>> Anonymous
>>519089
weak compaired to OP's story.
>> Anonymous
>>519088
You're fired. Don't ask stupid questions.
>> Anonymous
There is a small island in the Mediterranean Sea that does not appear on any map. It cannot be seen from any other island, nor can any other land be seen from it. On this island is a lighthouse, rotting from age and sea water, that is never lit. There is nothing inside it, save for a spiraling staircase that leads to the top, and an ancient, dusty bookcase.

The case is filled with unmarked books, bound in ancient leather, save for a single space. If you remove a book from the shelf, it will fling itself open in your hands, and the words inscribed in it shall start screaming to the air. You must wrestle the book closed and shove it back on the shelf, or the immortal evil contained within its pages shall break free, and you will be forced to take its place, with pages, ink and binding crafted from your own flesh and blood.

However, if you bring the correct book to the island, and place it in the empty space, the lighthouse will light. As long as it is lit, the world shall enjoy an unending paradise, for all the evil in the world will be contained in the lighthouse. And while it is lit, nothing can go in or out.

The only problem; you will be trapped for eternity with all the evil ever known or conceived, by man or god. And the only way to escape is to douse the light.
>> Anonymous
Remember this -

Should you ever despair of life so much that you want to die, you have the means at hand and yearn to end your life, you have written a suicide note to those you will leave behind and you are prepared to die....at that moment, stop.

Get a pair of scissors. Cut away at the note until you end up with a piece of paper in the shape of a key. Go to a door, any one will do. Push the paper key forward and turn your hand as if unlocking an imaginary lock.

The lock is real. Open the door. There you will find it. The other earth. The one that awaits to replace this one when it dies. That death is inevitable, but in the meantime the other earth will belong to you.

Be warned: the other earth is very different from this one.
>> Anonymous
A mason, Benjamin Franklin's links to occult secret societies have long been known. In the clip below, the History Channel talks about his involvement in the Hellfire Club, a secret society that conducted black masses and orgies. These bizarre, occult practices are still going on today in secret societies like the Bohemian club. In 1998, workmen restoring Franklin's London home dug up the remains of six children and four adults hidden below the home. The London Times reported on February 11, 1998:


"Initial estimates are that the bones are about 200 years old and were buried at the time Franklin was living in the house, which was his home from 1757 to 1762, and from 1764 to 1775. Most of the bones show signs of having been dissected, sawn or cut. One skull has been drilled with several holes. Paul Knapman, the Westminster Coroner, said yesterday: "I cannot totally discount the possibility of a crime. There is still a possibility that I may have to hold an inquest."
>> Anonymous
On your 33rd birthday, go to your local gas station and pick up the newspaper. The classified ads will have a small segment commemorating your birth and asking you to turn around. Upon looking behind you, a man dressed in a black cloak will be advancing in your direction. If you choose to run away, he will hunt you for the rest of your life, eventually killing you. However, if you await his arrival and show no intent of fleeing, he will give you a small package. Inside, you shall find the object you most desire.
>> Anonymous
A man saw a ferrari at a used-car sale and asked for the price of the car. The salesman lit up with a smile and said he'd give it to the man for $500 dollars. The man bought the car instantly on the spot after hearing the ridiculously cheap deal.

The man had the car for months now, but on a cold, winter day as he got into the driver's seat he was startled to see someone in the rear-view mirror. He quickly turned around and saw nothing in the empty seat and quickly shrugged it off thinking he must have imagined it.

As the cold days went by, the car doors started to lock up on him, the engine would stall, and he would hear sounds of something hitting in the back. The man started getting anxious about this bad omen. That horror soon showed itself as he was driving to the airport to pick up his relatives. He looked up and saw 3 bloody bodies in the rear-view mirror staring at him. He screamed and realized that this car is really haunted and fled from the car.

Later he heard the story of the car from the salesman. The police found the car 2 years ago abandoned in an empty airport parking stall where 2 dead bodies were found in the the back seat and another one found in the trunk.

Nevermind that a Ferrari can neither fit this many people in its back seat, assuming it even has one, nor in its trunk.
>> Keeper of the Codex Gigas !KCBLxltyVw
February 23rd, 2005
That poem is starting to bother me.
Wet hand man came back last night and found it.
He decided to read it to me.
Over and over and over again.

February 24th, 2005
Sarah's face looks funny.
He eyes are all white and dead-like.
I drew a penis on her face with a sharpie.
It is ironic that I killed Sarah in February.
She is black afterall.
>> Shadownhero !VPJGHiZdIE
This isn't a creepypasta thread

jesus
>> Shadownhero !VPJGHiZdIE
February is black history month
>> Anonymous
>"He eyes are all white and dead-like.
I drew a penis on her face with a sharpie."

FAIL
>> Anonymous
Well, I enjoyed that. Is there any more?
>> Keeper of the Codex Gigas !KCBLxltyVw
February 25th, 2005
Mom's rotting in the closet.
Dad's rotting in the closet.
Sarah's rotting in a chair in front of my desk.
Nothing's on T.V.

February 26th, 2005
I need sleep, but wet hand man just keeps reading that fucking poem.
He hasn't stopped since he found it.

February 27th, 2005
I went outside today.
Sun hurt my eyes.
You could smell the rot from my apartment.
Neighbors haven't complained yet.
Odd.
I haven't even heard any of them moving around upstairs.
>> Keeper of the Codex Gigas !KCBLxltyVw
>>519103
Hey, fuck you, even Gods make typos.
>> Anonymous
>>519109
Hey. Moar.
>> Shadownhero !VPJGHiZdIE
MOAR
>> Keeper of the Codex Gigas !KCBLxltyVw
February 28th, 2005
Rent is due tomorrow.
Fuck.
Asked Mom and Dad to help me out, but they just acted like I didn't exist.
Moved Sarah behind me, can't stand looking at her anymore.
She probably won't love me anymore now that we won't have a place to live.
Wet hand man is gone.
He left a hand print on my computer screen.
>> Anonymous
I can't stop reading it. But it's fucking with my head...
>> Anonymous
>>519120
Second.
>> Shadownhero !VPJGHiZdIE
Is this making any sort of sense?
>> Anonymous
I'm Anon and I approve of this message.
>> Keeper of the Codex Gigas !KCBLxltyVw
March 1st, 2005
Sarah whispered something in my ear last night.
I couldn't make it out.
She said it wasn't her, but I know it was.
I took a shower.
Dropped an envelope off in the main office's rent box.
I wonder if I should tell them it isn't the rent money.
>> Shadownhero !VPJGHiZdIE
IT'S A BOMB
>> Shadownhero !VPJGHiZdIE
STOP BRUSHING YOUR TEETH
>> Shadownhero !VPJGHiZdIE
Please?
>> Twilight_Night
Op loves to brush his teeth.
>> Anonymous
My f5-ing finger is getting tired.
>> Twilight_Night
>>519109
Retards make mistakes more often.
>> Anonymous
MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>519139
2ndedMOAR
>> Anonymous
MOAR
>> Twilight_Night
There are only three people in this thread, just posting under different names.
>> Anonymous
>>519097
what qualifies as intention to leave?
>> Shadownhero !VPJGHiZdIE
I use my own name
>> Twilight_Night
As do I.....lets dance in style, lets dance for a while....
>> Twilight_Night
Forever Young, I want to be forever young...
>> Anonymous
>>519143
that's old as copypasta, don't question the guy who posted it, rofl
>> Anonymous
>>519150
old ass*
>> Shadownhero !VPJGHiZdIE
THROUGH THE FIRE AND THE FLAMES
>> Twilight_Night
So many adventures could start today...
>> Shadownhero !VPJGHiZdIE
IN THE COLD WINTER MORNING
>> Twilight_Night
So many songs we forgot to play.......
>> Misdreavus
I'm still waiting for moar.
>> Shadownhero !VPJGHiZdIE
SLOW DOWN THIS IS SLIPPING THROUGH MY MIND

THIS CONVERSATION LEAVES ME OUT A BREATH
>> Twilight_Night
>>519167
You have to sing first.

OP loves his tooth paste.
>> Anonymous
For more story press
alt + F4
>> Misdreavus
>>519170

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

does that count?
>> MCHammer !tr.t4dJfuU
>>519171
I hope Jerry Vicks comes and shits in your file cabinet.
>> Twilight_Night
No, moar like...*ahem*

Do the impossible, see the invisible.

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH!
>> Shadownhero !VPJGHiZdIE
IF I HAD MY WAY
I'D LIE TO YOU
AND TELL THR TRUTH
I'M JOKING
GET AWAY FROM ME
>> Twilight_Night
Lost in a Roman Wilderness of Pain, and all the children are insane
>> Anonymous
IMA CHARGIN MY SHIT IN A FILE CABINET!!!!!!!!!!!

dis thread wus epic until the fagz came and ruint it!!!!1
>> Shadownhero !VPJGHiZdIE
Circumcisions on the chair
>> Twilight_Night
This thread was always shit, but we cleaned it up with new Crest Ultra white sensitive tooth gel!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Twilight_Night
>>519186
Now this thread is EPIC!
>> Keeper of the Codex Gigas !KCBLxltyVw
>>519184
I thought you liked it Twilight?

Your mutiny makes me a sad panda.
>> Shadownhero !VPJGHiZdIE
Ok stop messing with me

What are you getting at with the toothpaste thing?
>> Twilight_Night
>>519188
I did like it, I loved it, I want some moar of it. I try. So hard.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
My god you are a fag.
>> Anonymous
>>519194
Was aimed at
>>519191
btw
>> Anonymous
Where is this from I searced both titles and can't find anything. Where's this book?
>> Anonymous
>>519182
No televisions in the air?

Same song?
>> Shadownhero !VPJGHiZdIE
SOAD.
>> Anonymous
March 2, 2008
OP had a great start. Wet Hand man isn't interested in the thread anymore. Neither is Sarah. I can't shit again.
>> Anonymous
>>519206
Thread over.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
JERRY AND WET HAND MAN LOVE THIS THREAD!
(and they approve of it my sharing their love!)
(in HI RES!)
>> Shadownhero !VPJGHiZdIE
I am so confused
>> Anonymous
plz moar.

is there anymore!?

for the love of god, make moarrorororrejthyr;ltrjkkk
>> Anonymous
Seriously, where was this from? is it just old copypasta? I want a fuckig book in my hands filled with this shit.
>> Twilight_Night
>>519214
Not until you post the lyrics to "Thug Life"
>> Shadownhero !VPJGHiZdIE
EVERYTHING FROM THE EVILS OF PRICE
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
a source for this material is needed.
>> Anonymous
>>519229
D:
>> Keeper of the Codex Gigas !KCBLxltyVw
>>519216
I assure you anonymous, this book is far from your grasp.
I was lucky enough to get a copy of it at a yard sale a back in 98' or 99'
I could never find any info on it myself, I think it's a one of kind.
I'll post some scans later.
>> Anonymous
>>519245
Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh thread is dead. : [
>> Shadownhero !VPJGHiZdIE
BUT IS THERE MORE?
>> Twilight_Night
>>519250
Lotz moar.
>> Anonymous
>>519245
MOAR NAOW!
>> Shadownhero !VPJGHiZdIE
Why did you stop OP?

:[
>> Twilight_Night
>>519255
You offended him by lack of brushing teeth. Shame on you.
>> Shadownhero !VPJGHiZdIE
Don't make me send hatman on you >:[
>> Anonymous
god damnit. failure to provide anon with moar is fail.
>> Anonymous
This is why we need forced anon
>> Twilight_Night
YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO?!?!
>> Anonymous
>>519269
Agreed!
>> Shadownhero !VPJGHiZdIE
Still waiting
>> Anonymous
wants moar
>> Shadownhero !VPJGHiZdIE
IS THERE A LINK SO I CAN FINISH THIS TONIGHT!?
>> Anonymous
less is moar
>> Shadownhero !VPJGHiZdIE
AGE TO COUNTER SAGE
>> Anonymous
>>519298
moar is moar
just ask ninjanonymous two excellent threads
>> Anonymous
ITT: Shit sucks when OP doesn't deliver.
>> Anonymous
Stop complaining and wait for the awesome to come, sheesh.
>> thiz Anonymous
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=14943669
>> Anonymous
>>519313
What didn't OP deliver?
>> Anonymous
the longer he makes me wait the sweeter i feel it will be...just don't let it die OP that's all i ask
>> Anonymous
>>519349
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=331055888&albumID=0&
amp;imageID=2065415
"Cold sores" she means herpes, amirite?
>> Anonymous
>>519352
The rest of the creepypasta.
>> Anonymous
>>519349
was ist das? wo ist das?
>> Anonymous
>>519360
lol offence to privated in nano second. if you dont like it stay anon
>> Anonymous
March 2, 2005
Sarah thinks the envelope was bad.
She said that someone might come now.
She said the stink will tell them.
The smell will let them know.
Mom and Dad are undecided.

I miss Wet hand man.
I miss his stories.
>> Anonymous
>>519374
no, if its not Codex Gigas its not real
>> Shadownhero !VPJGHiZdIE
OMG BAD MEN
>> Keeper of the Codex Gigas !KCBLxltyVw
>>519374
Incorrect, please reread Book of Pyxicoytl.
You should know that Sarah would agree with Jerry.
>> Anonymous
>>519374
Anon saves thread! MOAR!
>> Anonymous
March 2, 2005
Someone knocked on my door today
But I didnt answer.
My envelope was on the news tonight.
I think Sarah was wrong,
I think Im just fine.

I need to take a shit,
I have for a while,
But Im saving it for now.
I remember where my boss lives,
Remember it from a Christmas party
One year.
I miss him.
>> Anonymous
>>519380
please sir, may i have some MOAR?
your book returns no google results therefore i can only assume legs are being pulled or it is the rarest thing on the face of the earth. it actually only gets an /x/ hit, so congrats on a google whack btw!
>> Anonymous
>>519382
>>519374

Same fucking faggot.
>> Anonymous
March 3, 2005
Eric had grown a mustache since
The last time I had seen him,
It makes him look older.
He looked surprised to see me.
I had dinner ready for him,
But he didnt seem very hungry.
He ate it anyway so as to not hurt
My feelings.

When I was cleaning up,
I saw a wet handprint on the fridge,
And a paper covered in squiggles.
I think this is a sign.
>> Anonymous
>>519392
Good way to ruin a kick ass story newfag.
>> Anonymous
>>519392
shut the fuck up, you're fucking ruining it
>> Anonymous
MOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRR
>> Anonymous
I'd like some moar, plz.
>> Zod
source?
>> Dave D. David
How hard is it to fucking post, dammit
>> Anonymous
Moar?
>> Anonymous
March 4, 2005
The knocks came again today,
But nobody was out there.
I heard knocks on the other doors too,
But I never hear these neighbors.
They worry me.

Sarah says the tv is dangerous,
She says I must be careful,
She says that they are watching.
Mom and Dad are making noises
In the closet again.
>> Anonymous
MOAR!

Damn, what's taking so long? Did the OP die?

Somebody tell his ghost that we'd like MOAR.
>> Anonymous
March 5, 2005
When I turn the tv on its static,
Only static,
But there are voices now.
They babble and they scream
And they tell me things.
Sarah was right,
I must not watch it anymore.

The noises are getting louder
In the closet,
But I dont think its them anymore.
I think its someone new.
>> Anonymiss !Mz5BWSb0I.
     File :-(, x)
this anonymous posting the "rest" of the story is a failure. not the same style/mood at all.

QUIT IT FAGGOT.


where the fuck is OP, i sincerely approve of this story. i neeeeeed moar.
>> Anonymous
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>> Anonymous
moare
>> Anonymous
OP went to bed
>> Anonymous
Thread fails.
>> Anonymiss !Mz5BWSb0I.
op's a jerk.
>> PickleSurprise !joRTxtVIJ6
>>519169
FCPREMIX is fucking fail by The Fall of Troy.

Fucking listen to anything else on Doppelganger, just not that.

Moar, OP.
>> Anonymous
Is it just me, or do the corpses seem a lot more talkative when it isn't OP telling the story?
>> Anonymous
What happened in the weeks after the last January entry and before the first February entry? I NEED TO KNOW OP GAH
>> Anonymous
>>519737
it's a typo. it goes feb-jan-feb so op must have just got it wrong for one entry
>> Anonymiss !Mz5BWSb0I.
>>519747
or it's out of order on purpose.
>> sage sage
sage
>> Anonymous
>>519812
sage fag sages because he doesn't understand.
>> Mina Harker
OP please come back.
>> sage sage
sagefag sages because newfags spam MOAR like it will hurry the OP

thread is dead
>> Anonymous
Bump in hopes for moar... Though I'm a almost positive another newfag will post something... And now since I said that I know it's going to happen.
>> Shadownhero !VPJGHiZdIE
>>519597

Hear the manipulator album?

Also I liked fall of troy before gh3
>> Anonymous
Fucking Christ , OP become the deity of /x/ and scan this son of a bitch into pdf format for everyone.
>> Moloch
Dead thread is dead.
Excellent story from keeper though.
>> Anonymous
Wow , that's crazy. Two people know of this story but this book is a ghost to the rest of the world. I seriously would love to find out more about this.
>> Shadownhero !VPJGHiZdIE
I called the 1800 number for crest toothpaste


Asked em why does Jerry like to brush his teeth.
>> Anonymous
>>520417
lol.
>> Anonymous
I was so enamored by this story too.
>> Anonymous
This was good until Twilight_Faggot wouldn't shut the fuck up. That stupid bitch ruins every thread he or she contaminates. Grow the fuck up children, this isn't Gaia.

OP, it was an interesting read nonetheless.
>> Anonymiss !Mz5BWSb0I.
>>520417
what'd they say?
>> Shadownhero !VPJGHiZdIE
They mumbled, heard something about poison

-click-
>> Anonymous
>>520488
...that's actually kinda creepy.
>> Anonymous
Spoiler: The envelope was a bomb and the whole building collapsed, killing them all. That was actually the end of the story.
>> Anonymous
I was fapping to this thread 2 days ago and its still up
>> sage sage
sage

let this shit die
>> Anonymous
Scans or its bullshit
>> Kaizer Higginz Puff
>>519058

Google Book of Pyxicoytl, bitch.
>> Anonymous
counter sage
>> Anonymous
Book of Pyxicoytl turns up no google results
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
>>523372

*GASP*
>> Anonymous
I could swear I have seen that Pyxicoytl word somewhere before but Google returns nothing. The archives also have nothing.

My guess is this is something that was reworded and slightly modified so as not to return results on Google,

Let this die pls
>> Keeper of the Codex Gigas !KCBLxltyVw
March 2nd, 2005
The main office left a notice on my door today.
Seems they weren't fans of the big bad wolf.
The note said I have four days left to turn in rent before they seize the property.
Fuck.

March 3rd, 2005
Wet hand man came back today.
Three days left until I'm kicked out.
I heard the phone ring but they hung up before I could answer.
Tried to call back and got nothing but ringing.

March 4th, 2005
I scrubed down that fucking toilet.
Threw up twice in the process.
Some clothes are packed up.
Mom, Dad and Sarah are packed up.
Packed up the computer last night.
Wet hand man doesnt' want to go, he started reading to me.
Two days left.

March 5th, 2005
Spent all last night and most of today packing.
Tomorrow they come to kick me out.
Made chilli for dinner.
Last meal I'll have in this place.
Might as well leave a lasting impression.
>> Anonymous
>>523442

r he back????
>> Shadownhero !VPJGHiZdIE
<3
>> Yes, Anything !JgxHiLgUQs
>>523442
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
>> Keeper of the Codex Gigas !KCBLxltyVw
******************************************************************
From March 6th and on the author scribbled out certain words and replaced them.
"-----" are incomprehensible.
"(XXX )" is a word that was scratched out, however, I can somewhat make out what it says.
My translation may be somewhat inaccurate.
The author explains why he did this in a later entry.
******************************************************************

March 6th, 2005 Entry A
------------------------
------------------------
-----------------------
------decided to (XXX/get) leave early this morning.
Currently sleeping in my van.
I'm parked in another apartment complex across the street.
Only for (XXX/tonight) a little while.
Can't stick around for too long.

March 6th, 2005 Entry B
Woke up sweating about six minutes until midnight.
I think Mom was crying about something earlier.
I tried to talk to her but she was too busy swallowing Dad's cock.
Typical.
Going to listen to the radio until I fall asleep.
------- (XXX/FM) has some shit about
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
------------------------------------------------------------------------

March 7th, 2005
Stabbed a man in the throat in an alley way a few minutes ago.
Only had thirty two bucks on him.
Piece of shit.
He's relaxing in the back seat.
That fucker puts one god damned hand on Sarah and I'll turn his life into a living hell.

March 8th, 2005
The man I claimed yesterday was still breathing somehow.
I promptly closed his wound by fucking it.
It's raining outside.
I decided to leave the van parked in a Wal-Mart lot and went for a walk.
The rain felt good on my skin.
Hadn't felt it in a long time.
Reminded me when I was younger and Dad wanted me to lay down for him in the bathtub.
>> Anonymous
nipples make me hard
>> Anonymiss !Mz5BWSb0I.
>>523476
god i love you so much
>> Anonymous
this is cheezey
>> Nightmare Otaku !!GTROp2Z31oC
Why does it not turn up google results?!?!?
>> Shadownhero !VPJGHiZdIE
OP POST MOAR FOR THE SAKE OF ALLAH
>> Anonymous
I still stand by my opinion that this is cheezey

But I would like to see MOAR because I'm fucking obsessive compulsive and I have to finish it godamn it you son of a bitch
>> Anonymous
OP, why do you hate us so?
>> Shadownhero !VPJGHiZdIE
Is is a bigger troll than sakurai
>> Anonymous
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>> Anonymous
Hahah.... OP is destroying our lives.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
please? and pdf scans too?
>> Anonymous
OP BETTER NOT BE REPLYING BECAUSE THEY'RE TOO OCCUPIED WITH SCANNING THIS EPIC.

If not then fuck you for leaving us to hang.
>> Anonymiss !Mz5BWSb0I.
>>523560
lol, hang
>> Anonymous
FUCK I WANT MOAR.
>> Anonymous
MOOOOOAAAR
>> Anonymous
bumpfdiulhgkjsdhfgase
>> TheMadLeper !/aPzExRzGw
why am i the only person who has requested this on 4chanarchive?! whats wrong with all of you?!!?
>> Anonymiss !Mz5BWSb0I.
>>523598
OH YEAH GUD IDEA, LOL!
>> Anonymous
found some sauce /x/
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/871240
I typed "wet hand man" in google and look what I found
>> Anonymous
>>523616
that's just a thread about his memoirs
this is the true sauce
http://randomgames.newgrounds.com/news/post/90311

praise me /x/
>> Anonymous
>>523617
you, sir, win
>> Anonymiss !Mz5BWSb0I.
>>523617
yeah, but we have more of the story posted here...
>> Keeper of the Codex Gigas !KCBLxltyVw
Notice the date it was posted.
Faker.
>> Anonymous
>>523629
Are you just hanging around here now, not posting more story?
>> Anonymous
>>523632

Seriously man. WE WANT MOAR!!! AND WHERE THE HELL ARE THOSE SCANS?!?!
>> Anonymous
Does anyone remember that guy who saw the two people in his mirror? The lady was really nice to him, but the man was getting violent and trying to attack him through the mirror.
I loved that, and then the storyteller abandoned us. I predict the same thing here.
This seems to be a common thing on /x/.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
I see how it is.
>> Anonymous
>>523629

MOAR. NOW.
>> Anonymous
March 9, 2005
my stomach feels like shit today.
sarah says it's due to some sort of anxiety.
made a doll using strands of hair from that little girl i saw earlier.
cindy never stops whispering with sarah - it's fucking annoying.
>> Anonymiss !Mz5BWSb0I.
>>523740
this looks promising

>>523632
and yes. that's exactly what he's doing.
>> Anonymous
March 10, 2005
mom keeps talking although her voice is silent.
not as though she ever said anything useful.
it's still raining - been like this for a couple of days now.
the wet hand print left on cindy's blood scattered yellow sun dress has started to turn colors.
sarah hasn't spoken to me today - i think it's because of him.
>> Anonymiss !Mz5BWSb0I.
>>523769
this isn't written in the same style


the narrator wouldn't say "even though her words are silent" .. he wouldn't point that out.


it's also not "blood scattered" but "blood spattered"
>> Anonymous
how about you guys not try and add anything to this, and wait for the OP to finish it.
>> Anonymous
>>523779
Yeah, we don't want this turning into the next holders/SCP
>> Anonymous
op is never coming back -
>> Anonymous
March 11, 2005
goddamn that incessant screeching little girl.
if i knew it was the day before her birthday, things might have turned out different.
now that's all she talks about.
>> Anonymous
>>523787
Just fucking stop it, how would you like it if someone came along as started messing something you made up?
>> Anonymous
March 12, 2005
dad keeps looking at cindy - fuck him.
sarah continues whispering with her.
shit.
i'm hungry.
>> Anonymous
>>523789
i'd be fucking flattered (as long as they weren't doing as good a job as i) and would return giving those my vision/the true version of the story. but i will stop - GREAT JOB OP!
>> Anonymous
>>523792
then go make up your own story. be creative, don't piggyback off of someone else.
>> Shadownhero !VPJGHiZdIE
Bamp
>> Anonymous
more nigger
>> Anonymous
>>519245
Please give publisher and/or author and date published
>> Anonymous
If this thread EVAR dies I will make another thread and keep badgering the OP to make moar.
>> Anonymous
>>524440
this. Identify author, title and date published plz
>> Anonymous
moar plawkz
>> Anonymous
POAST MOAR
>> Anonymous
MOAR PLOX
>> Anonymous
Moar goddamn.
>> Shadownhero !VPJGHiZdIE
KEEP GOIN
>> Anonymous
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
MOARRR
>> Anonymous
bomp
>> Anonymous
Poast moar
>> Anonymous
Guys. The thread is dead. Shut the fuck up.
>> Anonymous
>>524574

He made a new one just last night. This thread is dead when I say so!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
RUMPHUMP
>> Anonymous
post moar nao pl0x
>> Anonymous
OP says he bought this book in '98 but all the entries are dated 2005.

I think OP is either a) the true author of these entries, or b) making this shit up as he goes along and wants us to infer that he's the true author of these entries.

Either way, more please.
>> Shadownhero !VPJGHiZdIE
google search "wet hand man" and click the first link.

SHIT DON'T MAKE SENSE
>> Anonymous
>>524643
faggot probably stole it from here
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
bumping for bri/x/
>> Anonymous
we want moar OP!
>> Anonymous
OP is a faggot troll. let this thread die aleady. sage
>> Anonymous
>>524697
fuck you. MOAR OP
>> Anonymous
March 13, 2005
ate my shit for breakfast again.
not so sure how long i can keep this up.
the van reeks of sex and rotting flesh.
i haven't had sex in weeks.
this doll keeps staring at me.
>> Anonymous
OP is likely bullshitting. This guy is probably the real author
http://randomgames.newgrounds.com/
or not.
>> Anonymous
>>524766
fuck that. read the dates. OP posted this a day before that guy.
>> Anonymous
this is the best thread in a long time. I'm willing to wait for OP
>> Anonymous
moar entries from anon until op arrives!!
>> Anonymous
Bump. Come on, OP.
>> Anonymous
I WOULD LIKE SUM MOAR PLZ
>> Anonymous
>>524636
You do realize that just because a book is bought on a certain date doesn't mean that it's contents have to be before that date, right?
>> Anonymous
BUMP
>> Anonymous
FINISH IT
>> Anonymous
March 14, 2005
i filled the gas tank.
sarah says she needs fresh air so i'll drive through the countryside tomorrow.
my hunger has faded.
that guy with the hole in his neck is gone.

March 15, 2005
i parked the van in some secluded area.
everyone's breathing better.
there's nothing but trees and darkness out here.
it's nice.

March 16, 2005
if i see a squirrel today, i will definitely catch one.
i've had sex on my mind for awhile now.
the doll never takes her eyes off of me.
i think she even smiled at me.
her smile - just like cindy's smile.

March 17, 2005
i fucked a squirrel today.
it felt great!
>> Anonymous
March 18, 2005
i found some shrooms.
mom tells me there good for the body.
useless - i'm never listening to her shit.
dad tells me they're good for the body.
my ass hurts so i'm trusting him on this.
>> Anonymous
F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5
>> Anonymous
niggers
niggers
niggers bump
niggers
>> Anonymous
nigger age
>> Anonymous
This has caught my interest?
>> Shadownhero !VPJGHiZdIE
BUMP

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