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Holder thread Anonymous
ITT: We post our favourite directions of the Holders series.
This is mine for the moment as I have not read all of the Holders:

In any city, in any country, go to any building with an elevator that has more than 5 floors. Enter the elevator, but make sure that you are alone when you do so. When you are in the elevator, take a note of the buttons available to you and remember the count of the floors, for remembering this information will mean the difference between salvation and eternal suffering. Press the button for the highest floor available, and wait for the elevator to arrive at its destination. Do not get off the elevator at this floor, and make sure no one gets on. You must then wait for the elevator to be called to another floor. If no one is there to enter the elevator when it stops, flee the building as quickly as you can and don't stop running until you have crossed a running body of water, else your body will be ripped from your soul by the unseen. If there is a person entering the elevator, tell the person who enters the elevator: "I am here to see the Holder of the Heathen Child." The person will seem confused by your statement. Repeat it. After the second time, a look of weathered acceptance will cross the person's face, and they will push a floor button on the elevator keypad. At this time you must press the button of the first floor you entered the elevator on and pray that you are allowed to return there. If the elevator stops first upon the floor you selected, this is your last chance to leave.
>> Anonymous
Holders are garbage.
>> Anonymous
>>529788

truth
>> Anonymous
the first few holders where excellent pasta, but then everyone and their ugly degenerate uncle made one... all coping the same formula. now they are considered shitty.

same thing happened to the SCP.
>> Anonymous
>>529798
That doesnt mean there arent some that are worthy of posting.
>> ABombGuy !UXda189JzI
>>529798
SCP, isn't that the one about the weird creature locked in a room and you can't take your eyes off it? Not even blink or somthing?
>> Anonymous
>>529823
Holy shit:
http://www.google.com/search?q=Oblivion+Holders+series

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRkWQDHz7hU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3kxSxFVoxo
http://forumplanet.gamespy.com/oblivion_mod_ideas/b49688/9300090/p1/?0
>> Anonymous
>>529829
>>529823
Someone needs to give this guy money so he can devote more time to this:

http://www.youtube.com/user/r3dhammer
>> ABombGuy !UXda189JzI
>>529833
>>529829

You guys misunderstand me, I meant the SCP series, not the Oblivion thing. I don;t even own Oblivion. lol
>> Anonymous
>>529835
But, I wasn't replying to you.
>> ABombGuy !UXda189JzI
>>529843
But you both quoted 823, 823 was me...

SPOOKY!
>> Holder of Cybertron Starscream
In any anime/sci-fi convention, in any city or country, go to the dealer's room and ask if someone knows of "The Holder of Cybertron". Should someone laugh his/her ass off, you are at the right place. You will be led down a long gray hallway. Then your guide will leave.
You will see two doors: One with the Autobot symbol and the other with the Decepticon symbol.
The Autobot door will be locked, so go through the Decepticon door. You will find yourself inside Unicron. There, you must sneak through Unicron up until you reach the head. Get an energon cube. Then leave Unicron from whence you came, sneaking as before. (to be contÂ’d)
>> Holder of Cybertron Part II Starscream
>>529956
Then you will find yourself at the Autobot and Decepticon doors again. Knock on the Autobot door and say, "I have some energon for you", even though the energon is really for yourself. The Autobot door will open automatically, and Optimus Prime's corpse will be there. At this point, THROW THE ENERGON CUBE OUT THE AUTOBOT DOOR! Then, go up to Optimus's corpse and ask, "Why do you Autobots die so easily?"
Then, looking ONLY AT OPTIMUS'S EYES, Optimus's ghost will ask you why you asked that question. If you answer at this point, he'll GET UP AND TURN YOU INTO A SLAG HEAP! If you don't answer, he'll say, "One day an Autobot will rise from our ranks and use the power of the Matrix to light our darkest hour." At that point, grab a blaster (which should be next to you) and shoot his face. Then, grab the Matrix of Leadership and RE-CONQUER CYBERTRON FOR THE DECEPTICONS!!
>> Anonymous
>>529956
>>529959
A perfect example of what>>529810said.
>> Starscream
>>529982
It's a parody; what do you expect?
>> Fishman
>>529823

I agree, good concept. I just started reading the SCP series. Pretty interesting so far, but I imagine they'll be some dumb ones eventually. I read some of the Holders series, some were good others were...so-so.
>> Anonymous
Holders is complete BS.
>> Anonymous
>>529868
Kind of spooky. For about 3 hours yesterday when I clicked on a "reply" link for a thread or clicked on a "No. #######" to quote it wouldn't click on that one. Instead it would click on the next one down every time. I didn't notice it until I was in /v/ and thought I was going crazy because wrong threads kept opening up. I was a bit tired and was like, "WTF!?" I figured it was either browser thing or a 4chan thing after that. lol

I think it started in this thread though.