>>545719
lol, it looks happy.

I second this request as it is fucking sweet.

>>545737
yeah and its fucking with my insomniac mind.

anon delivering

http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series

but wtf they make no sense to me...

Addendum

USAF File: C203-92b Date: Jun 7, 1952

Filed by: Capt. Henry Milan


Item found outside of Yuma, Arizona on March 24th.

During regular training exercises, Corporal Ben Flynn and his squadron came across an strange statue in an empty installation set to be used for future bombing run training. The statue is approximately seven feet tall and human in form. The arms and legs are disproportionate to the head and torso, resembling a fetus. Strange colouration was noted on the face of the statue and it was posed against on of the inner walls of the building. Upon further inspection, Corporal Flynn noted that the statue is composed of mostly cement and is possibly reinforced with steel rebar. It is likely man-made.

Further investigation of the surrounding area yielded no other signs of transportation for the statue other that misshapen foot prints. It is likely that the statue was placed there by locals looking to create a stir or possibly protest the war. Private Allen Benson took the supplied photograph to document the area in the event that an investigation to the security of the training area is to take place.

Private Benson reported that he heard the sound of heavy scraping within the building shortly after he left. This prompted a search of the other rooms in case any civilians may have still been in the building but were undetected. The area was given an "all clear" by the squad commander and the statue was left in the building. It was deemed necessary that on June 9th, a final morning inspection of the building will be conducted before it is demolished to make certain that no civilians have returned to the area and to ensure no lives are lost.

thats the rest of it..

Item#: SICP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SPC-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SICP-173's container, no fewer than 3 CS Grads may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two wizards must maintain direct eye contact with SICP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.
Description: Moved to MIT 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from cars and cudders with traces of Krylon brand purple spraypaint. SICP-173 is animate extremely satori. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SICP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before ^C-ing. Object is reported to attack by snapping the newFactory() at the base of the public static class, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personal are to observe Class 4 enterprise object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the abelson.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is Java. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.

SCP Series Archive

The "Special Containment Procedures" Series has been making the rounds online for at least half a year. Now, someone finally took the initiative to compile SCP posts to date into a centralized wiki archive available here. No surprise if you have no idea what I'm referring to. The SCP series is popular among certain online communities, but for the most part was exclusively associated with them so far without breaking into wider known channels. Perhaps this blog can help increase awareness of these "creepypasta" short stories, seemingly the work of anonymous individuals.

Each SCP entry is a self-contained story which, ideally, is written like a military directive for keeping some bizarre creature, relic, or phenomena under control. Usually, personnel must carefully avoid doing something that might unleash an unholy horror, using a specific set of instructions to protect themselves and the broader world from each mysterious oddity held at the secret base. Hence, the name "Special Containment Procedures." In many instances, these are accompanied by specific images. The pictures likely originated as art projects or Photoshop modifications, and were appropriated by the anonymous creators of these writings to enhance atmospheric fear and provide clarity for each SCP. This combination does a great job of reaching its intended goal, as the very first SCP (SCP-173) demonstrates below.

Item # SCP-529 "Josie"

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: No special precautions have yet proven necessary. "Josie" is quite affectionate, and at this stage is free to move about the lower levels of the facility. Staff are not permitted to feed cheese to her - she will become distressed if not given additional cheese.

Description: Artifact is a small grey house cat resembling the siamese breed.

Parts of the animal to the rear of the end of the ribcage appear to be missing. The body terminates sharply as if sliced in two.

In spite of this, the animal has no health problems, and moves about as if its hindquarters were still in place. For example, walking takes place as usual, and some time after feeding the animal makes motions as if to void itself of waste matter.

The cross-section does not display the interior of the animal, but appears pure black to the eye, and absorbs all non-visible wavelengths of light. It is slightly yielding to the touch. Gentle stoking of this area sometimes yields a positive reaction (purring and so on) but more usually leads to the creature turning on the agent, claws at the ready. Those scratched have experienced no abnormalities.

It is NOT the case the hind regions are simply invisible - a cursory examination will show that there are NO hindquarters. DNA testing has shown the animal to be female.

Cool stuff, sauce?

I love these! I remember reading a good joke one on /x/ a while ago that turns out to be a baskteball. It is sealed away and no Negroes are allowed to see it because it has an effect on them.
Most of the objects on that list sound like good plot devices for Torchwood or similar sci-fi.

SCP-627
From Scp Wiki

Item#: SCP-627 Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-627 is to be kept in a soundproof locked container at all times. Personnel interacting with SCP-627 must be equipped with headgear that blocks all outside noise. At no time should the headgear be removed in the presence of SCP-627. Failure to comply will result in immediate termination. Personnel are advised to approach SCP-627 in groups no smaller than three persons.

Description: Recovered from Site 3-A in late 2007. Item SCP-627 is believed to be part of a "training course" for employees of Site 3-A. It is a metallic cube-like object approximately 1.5 cubic meters in volume.

Subjects approaching SCP-627 report that it appears to be sentient and capable of speech. Many find it nearly impossible to separate themselves from it and must be forcibly removed from the area. Some subjects are able to recover from this; many are drawn into a sort of depression, as though they have lost a beloved companion.

It is interesting to note that physical examinations of the object reveal no obvious method of auditory output, and that sound-dampening equipment has proven effective against the hallucinations brought on by exposure to SCP-627.

>>545784
lol

Oh FFS. This shit again?

Crappy Holders wannabe series.

>>545796
It's way better than the holders imo. At least SCP-173 and other SCP's made me shit bri/x/.

I don't understand SCP-256

>>545784
I wuv wcc

>>545776
Did you save it? Tell me you saved it!

go to wikichan ffs gtfo/x/ with this old shit

>>546115
It may be over a year old, but it's still better than most of the crap that /x/ churns out daily.

PMUB

its amazing how many newfags have never herd of this

what a sad state 4chan is in

Its interesting how this series is almost completely saved by now, but only a few of the original "photos" have made their way into the vault. Now why is that?

>>546319
Fuck off back to /b/ with your "newfag" shit.
Everybody had a first time coming here, including you. And everyone read this for the first time at some point, including you. It's not a fucking "sad state" just because you've heard of something that someone else hasn't.

>>545776
how do you stop five black men raping a white woman?


throw them a basketball

is this the one you mean?

HAVE YOU READ YOUR SCP TODAY?

SCP-627 = companion cube

>>546461
i really hope you figured that out quickly, and with out help

>>546467
I'm making a note here...huge success.

>>546579
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

>>546617
aperture science.

>>546618
we do what we must because we can

>>546620
for the good of all of us

>>546621
except the ones who are dead.

>>546622
but theres no sense crying over every mistake

>>546624
you just keep on trying till you run out of cake

>>546625
and the science gets done

>>546626
and you make a neat gun

>>546627
for the people who are still alive.

>>546628
im not even angry

>>546629
im being so sincere right now.

>>546631
even though you broke my heart and killed me

>>546633
im torn into pieces.

>>546634
and threw every piece into a fire

>>546637
as they burned, it hurt me cause

>>546638
i was so happy for you.

>>546639
now these points of data make a beautiful line

>>546641
and were out of beta, were releasing on time!

>>546642
so im glad i got burned

>>546644
think of all the things we learned

>>546645
for the people who are still alive.

>>546646
go ahead and leave me

>>546647
i think id prefer to stay inside.

>>546648
maybe youll find someone else to help you?

C-c-c-combobreaker.

>>546649

Maybe Black Mesa? ô_o

>>546653

That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!! :3

>>546655
anyway, this cake is great

>>546656
so delicious and moist ^_^

>>546657
look at me still talking when theres science to do..

>>546658
when i look out there it makes me glad im not you

>>546660
ive experiments to run

>>546662
there is research to be done

>>546663
on the people who are still alive

>>546665
and believe me, i am still alive

>>546667
im doing sience and im still alive

>>546669
i feel fantastic and im still alive

>>546670
while youre dying ill be still alive

>>546671
and when youre dead i will be still alive

>>546674
still alive

>>546675
still alive.

>>546676

/x/ sucks dick and this thread is

still alive

still alive

This picture is not Drake.

that is pretty brix shitting. . .

still alive

>>546751
disgusting, shitty, horrible, ugly, and retarded actor.