>>565451
This.

Coppypasta but still good.
"Hey

Hey

How was that party

It was alright... i ttly slept with _______!

no way!

I did! She's fucking wierd though, and something happened... anyway, she started bleeding out her tits...

what?

she bled out her tits, and she bit my nuts hard. Then she told me that I was going to die"

I FUCKING LOVE THE PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA.

If you want in on the Discordian Society
then declare yourself what you wish
do what you like
and tell us about it
or
if you prefer
don't.

There are no rules anywhere.
The Goddess Prevails.

You reading this is now the propertie of Polyfather of Virginity in Gold. Enjoy.

To diverse gods
Do mortals bow;
Holy Cow, and
Wholly Chao.

WHO WAS PHONE?

>>572014

I'm so going to do that.

All phenomena are directly or indirectly related to the number five, and this relationship can always be demonstrated given enough ingenuity on the part of the demonstrator.
The Law of Fives is never wrong

I scratched "Have you seen the yellow sign?" or "Seek out the yellow sign" on a bunch of random desks all over my school's campus

Write creepypasta on bits of paper and tack them all over the place.

>>572025

Me and a friend used to do a lot of that while at highschool, desks, blackboards, etc.

One:
If Voting Could Change the System, It Would Be Against the Law

"Put me back"

PHONE HERE

>>572014

hahaha, this would be intriguing for sure

HAHA, WHO IS READING THIS IS FAG

When you see it

In open spaces:
"I'm watching you right now. Fapping."

Peeping Tom nine o'clock.

"If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned "

I'm going to do this today.

>>572089
Isn't that from fight club or something? It seems like something Palahniuk would write

>>572089
reading is so conformist lol

>>572097

It's from a split second 'pop-up' warning, that appears at the beginning of fight club DVD movie.

bump

>>572197

Yeah, bump would be cool.

>>572205

i fukken lol'd

I once wrote this on a napkin and left it in a restaurant:

I raped her. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.

"I thought she was gay."

Hail Eris, All Hail Discordia!

This will get some WTFs.

As a result of World War XI 1/2, a guy named Retardo Montalban lived and went to hell, thereby playing Yahtzee against Satan for eternity. The game is at a standstill (World War XI 1/2 didn't happen yet) and Satan can't seem to find the twelve-sided dice. He has also mentioned that he is not eager to resume the game, as he was recently robbed in the Dark Forest of Morthryn by a paladin gnome, thus losing gold and eXperience Points.

I found in the mall one day a creepy little note/drawing with only the words The Epic Phail on it. I still have it, I'll scan it later.

print and post

>>572464

just perfect.

If you find my fingernails, can your return them please? They've run away from home again.

>>572461
Awesome, that's sure to get them facepalming.

Toynbee tiles kind of do this already:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/toynbee_tiles

Toynbee idea in Kubrick's 2001
Resurrect the dead on planet Jupiter

I made one of those once, it got paved over ):

How can integral Alexandrian archetypes project adjacent independent harpsichords into high-pressure zero-gravity ambidextrous glass jars?

Meet here at 11:45.
Bring the wings.
Don't fuck it up this time, David.

Don't look up.

"I see what you did there."

>>572516
I lol'd.

Eggs
Donuts
Carrots
Crab medicine

"Lick Here" You may be one of the lucky 25."

>>572538

lol'd

Ever heard the one about the guy reading the sheet of paper

I'm sorry this had to happen to you.

I'm bumping for more odd printables.

You're not scheduled for another 3 months. Please return at the proper time.

Have a nice day.

B&E Service Factors - If it's needed, we'll find out!

I live in Norway, something special that would freak out Norwegians?

Going in an hour, and I have lots of papers to fill.

>>572639

>>572658

"This was written by a Swede"

Run.

"and what would you like for your last wish?"

"If there was a Barrett M107 .50 Caliber Sniper Rifle aimed at your head right now...would you be aware of it?"

>>572730
Print this off on a piece of paper and tape it in a open public area. Film results and post on jewtubes.

>>572730
"If there was a NTW-20 20 x 83.5mm anti-material rifle aimed at your toilet cubicle right now...would you be aware of it?"

>>572741
More like "at the wall behind your back"

"If i were you i wouldn't sleep at night after reading this... because i could never wake up again"

Scratched on a table in the back of a resturaunt:

"ThE wAiTrEsS nEvEr tAkEs HeR eYeS oFf YoU

eVeN wHeN hEr HeAd FaCeS tHe OtHeR wAy."

While not a proper mindfuck, I've always fancied a sign reading "No Moshing" - it could be posted in the workplace or public restroom with nice effect.

>>572768

Into the bright chambers of the imagination we fly, red-hot-blooded youths with no obligation to a greying world. Our mission is Meaning, our quarrel is with the mundane. And yet, through our endless quest for new perspectives, we find great meaning where others have become jaded.
When a "revolutionary" idea becomes generally accepted, it can no longer effect change; it can only be refined and resold. Beneath a cosmetic veneer of vitality, the idea is dead. Its potential for undermining control has been co-opted and corrupted by the very forces it sought to defy (as happened to Dada and the Hippies). Frustration becomes fashion, counterculture becomes conformity. Constant change is the only medicine for this dialectic.
We exist to surprise and amaze. We want to suck you in and spit you out changed. There is no dogma -- We will confuse you, but all revelations and visions are strictly up to you. We seek to expose you to the amazing range of human variability. In a world in which everything has been reduced to "info-tainment" and corporate masturbation, hope is to be found in whatever breaks the homogeneity or defies expectations. Our tactics are surprise, confusion, disgust and enchantment. Better to feel offended, we maintain, than not to feel at all. If you are angry, it is better than being miserable. But we'd just as soon turn around and make you laugh.

>>572773
cont.

The maladies of this society and of this world go far beyond those addressed by traditional "hip" activism. All the "causes" and factions out there -- the problems they target are but extensions of the same set of structural flaws. And that flawed structure, ironically, is the very one which has brought the human race to such heights of technology and achievement. No one problem exists in isolation. No human is immune. Now educated, now down in the streets, We represent the frenetic shivering of the individual caught in the impoverished social relations of our times. We won't take our medicine quietly -- we will rock the boat to keep it from sinking. Out on the fringe of society, there can be found a continual welling up of new ideas and creations. Someone has to catalog the advances and monitor the possibilities...We are the taxonomy of human mutation.

>>572774
>>572773
Do you really expect people to read that in a public place? Way too long and boring for the average bypasser.

>>572779

This guy is right.

HOWEVER

If you took the time to carve that into the walls of a room, very bri/x/ shitting and mind fucking indeed.

"[Name of location] will be monitored from [Tomorrow] until [Random date later] due to chemical threats. Please refrain from bringing lethally wounded or deceased humans or animals at this location until further notice. We thank you for your cooperation."

>>572779

You'd be surprised. I have it taped up to several poles outside my apartment and I get at least 10 people a day who read it.

"SOFT BRAINS WATCH THE SCREEN AND BUY THE JEANS"

Most culture-jamming tactics work well.

Hey, remember that cupboard?
The one with the peeling paint, the one in your house.
A lot of people have one.
You hid in there playing hide and seek once.
Nobody told you it doesnt open back into your reality.
Everybody misses you.

>>572792
This, carved into a wall.

aside: I bought the principia discordia from amazon (i just wanted a physical copy, you see), and now amazon is like WE SEE YOU LIKE RELIGIOUS BOOKS - PERHAPS YOU WOULD LIKE TO PURCHASE THE ANNOTATED BOOK OF MORMON.

Fish Cannot Carry Guns

If you say anything else - word one - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the earth.


Penny Arcade aside, it'd be pretty weird to find just lying around.

"Ask the cashier what happened five days ago."

>>572842
Have it so that as they walk in the shop they'll see that. On the door as they walk out, ''Either you didn't ask, or you were one of the lucky ones.''

>>572833
But Monkeys Can.
Opposable Thumbs Will Be The End of The World.

>>572792

Holy shit, that'd be creepy.

We know you're there.
Why don't you ever call us?
We can feel you, and we miss you so
very
very
much

>>572858
I don't think it'd be that creepy. Most people would see that and immediately disregard it as some stupid shit some teenager left.

At least some of the others are weird and might confuse people.

Leave a series of post-its in a place where you'd expect to find them with a partially completed hangman game that gets further toward completion every day (a la The Machinist).

>>572872
The what now.

"Can you hear it?
If not, it's closer than I feared"

"My sister died when she was 6 years old. She drowned. I was 10 at the time. I told everyone that I wasn't paying attention to her when she went into the water, but the truth is I was. I was in the water with her. I held her down.

Oh God, help me."

"Did you give something to that homeless man? If not, now's your last chance."

Lol, I wrote a note saying:

"Dear reader,
I'm sitting here right now,
watching you,
stroking my cock"

I think that was pretty awsome.

There's a park near my house. In the middle, there is a large, tiled compass.
I taped 'Out of Order' in the center.

>>572464
Fuck yes, I've been wanting to print that out and put it somewhere for weeks.

bump

>>572911
BEst so foar

BEHIND YOU!!!!

I say we cause some real chaos and drop a few of these at the local mall! (or other family fun centers)

I rubbed my dick and my balls all over this piece of paper.

"Oh good, you found this note. Finally!

It can begin now."

>>574336
Sounds like a good way to get arrested.

Wouldn't be hard to rewatch a security tape to see who the guy was who left a bomb threat on a table.

>>574350
No shit. I was hoping that was what would happen, then i could watch the news and see several tards get arrested for bomb threats, but you had to go and point out the obvious, asshole.

Well, something posted earlier in /x/ got me thinking.

What I'm going to do is find a frog at a pet store, kill it and sew its mouth shut with a person's name inside. Then I'm going to leave the frog where I know that person will find it.

>>574357
Why put the dead frog where the person will find it? Do you really think the person will cut open the dog frog and read the piece of paper inside it?

In the Stall of a Starbuck's Restroom;

"Hope you didn't order a Venti."

Alternatively, in a Vinces;

"There's a BOMB in the Lasagna"

>>574364
I'll leave another anonymous note saying "if you see any dead frogs today, cut them open and read the note there"

"Your wife is cheating on you, Paul."

99.999% of people will go "WTF".
One married guy named Paul who's always suspected in the back of his mind will go "OMG".

>>574373
That might work if you have something 100,000 people will see, but a note left in a public place wouldn't be seen by enough people. The chances of a married man named Paul seeing the note would be extremely low.

Better to make the name "John," something very common.

>>574375
I was thinking maybe in huge letters on a wall. Maybe somewhere people pass on commute to work.

>>574376
That'd be much better. At least, as long as it wouldn't be cleaned off the wall after a few hours.

>>572774
You know, a verbose speech isn't necessarily a good speech.

"Somewhere there are gardens where peacocks sing like nightingales, somewhere there are caravans of separated lovers travelling to meet each other; there are ruby fires on distant mountains, and blue comets that come in spring like sapphires in the black sky. If this is not so, meet me in the shameful yard, and we will plant a gallows tree, and swing like sad pendulums, never once touching."

>>574419
Requesting sauce on this.

"Have you ever seen a split cranium, growing flowers like a window box? I saw that, a mere hour ago."

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?board=3.0

>>574419
>>574422
>>574424

'The Etched City' KJ Bishop

>>574429

"All you noble mannequins, you men and women with severe features, remarkable eyes and teeth like knives, I embrace you. You love the misty autumn moon, the summer frangipani, the profile of an elegant lover, the evening flight of cranes, the rain fallinh in the sea, and even some of your fellow human beings. Good for you!"

Nevermind all the fish

i got something like this in my history book..someone wrote

"There are people under your stairs.

And in the walls.

something something don't close your eyes in the shower"

or something
it freaked me out for like 2 horus after that

I'd always write "There was a hole now. It is gone now" in the bathroom cubicles at college as a reference to Silent Hill 2

ARCHIVE. HAVE YOU HEARD OF IT?

I'm sorry.
I'm sorry you found this paper.
I'm sorry you are reading these words.
I can never make it up to you, but at least this way they'll keep me alive.
You'll see them soon.
I'm so sorry.

>>575472

>>575472
But if hole is gone now, then WHO WAS PHONE?!

Best kind of messages left in public places are short and their authors don't try to sound deep.

Try writing "Don't look up", "Hi, John" or anything like that on a restaurant napkin. The thing with name will most probably work if you use a common name.

Public vandalism sure is paranormal hur dur dur

>>572540

Nice. I just printed a whole bunch of those onto label paper, cut 'em out, and stuck 'em in my wallet.

Time for a little low-level culture jamming.

This text ought to distract you long enough for me to strike.

>>575525
"Are you distracted? Now? Good."

Classic Creepypasta Reference:

Observe and absolve.

Printed on a business card:
THAUMATOLOGICAL SOCIETY
Evaluations: Mon - Thu, 12:00
PRACTICAL METHODS, SECOND CHANCES

I would place them in history books at several libraries in several towns.

Before Portal was a meme I used to scribble the various wall writtings everywhere, especially the little doodles of the cameras with 'SHE'S WATCHING'.

Now I just write 'x days left' on little scraps of paper and leave them around the library and supermarket, with whatever number comes into my head that day.

bump

I SEE YOU.
I SEE YOU.
I SEE YOU.
I SEE YOU.
I SEE YOU.

>>574373

>>"She's cheating on you, John."

I think that would work better. The name 'John' is more common and 'she' could mean either wife or girlfriend.

>>575649
>Before Portal was a meme
Portal was never not a meme, or rather portal was never something that wasn't well known, wall writings included

David Brin : Reality Check
http://www.davidbrin.com/realitycheck1.html
I believe this was originally published in the middle of 'Nature.'
Format and modify to fit on a single page, insert between pages of textbooks and library books (university or public)

>>575763

So you're telling me that "the cake is a lie" is not a meme?

Retard.

>>575763
Agreed. At this point even the song at the end, Still Alive, is downloadable content on Rock Band. No lie.

>>575769
wat

Big Brother Is Watching You but...

Only because there is nothing better on.

I've left notes saying,
"Your actions have been observed by unknown forces"

It will happen to you.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=KoGyKxnh0jQ

Print out copies of Half-Life: Full Life Consequences and leave it in public places.

Don't do a double take. It wasn't your imagination.

MIRRORS ARE MORE FUN THAN TELEVISION

Who is John Galt?

What are you going to do? You don't have enough time Chris

/thread

IMMA GONNA GET YE!

THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE

Zi dinger anna kampa!
Zi dinger kia kampa!

>>574373
that bitch

HAHA, GOTCHA YA!

Write "hammertime" on stop signs. Great, or greatest?

>>575956
Ha, i have a stop sign i took off a broken pole and wrote "HAMMERTIME!" on it...it's hanging above my computer right now...wicked good fun

>>575956
>>575958
The stop sign at the end of the road for my college currently says "STOP VOLDEMORT".

>>571970
Somewhat related:
I've been mulling over a mindfuck, but it hinges on a specific requirement; I must be able to acquire large amounts of custom-made bumper stickers for a very low price fnord.
(as in, $10 for 100 stickers - something insanely low like that.)

Okay, diminions of Eris - Feed me. Any ideas?

Follow up: If we're able to acquire said stickers, this will be a nation-wide jake. All interested, stay tuned to this thread.

(Sorry if this qualifies as a hijack.)
- Rev. Snarfleez J. Cattleprod.

>>575992
no

FUCK THIS THREAD

THIS THREAD IS STUPID AND YOU'RE STUPID FOR MAKING IT

FUCK DISCORDIANS

BLARGH

UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

>>576480
>>576481
>>576483
>>576484
>>576486

Then stop bumping it samefag.

>>576483
Discordian here.

Seconded.

WHO WAS PHONE?
You have to admit, that is kind of mindfucking.

This faggot thread must die.

I quite like this thread actually, I like thinking about what goes through peoples minds as they read the messages.

OP here, this thread will destroy itself in 200 posts.

i usually write stuff backwards. like the characters are backwards. post sticky notes with messages like " follow him." and "praise be the great madness!" anf shit like that.

i usually write stuff backwards. like the characters are backwards. post sticky notes with messages like " follow him." and "praise be the great madness!" anf shit like that.

>>576530
I dont get it.

"Watch out for pigeons"

I WAS MURDERED

>>576603
Noroi?

>>571970
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series
Make a very realistic documentation with a few pictures on one of these and forget it somewhere where it could be found. Near an army base, possibly in a library amongst suitable material. If you have lots of money, put a few such documents inside a locked briefcase, forget it somewhere and record what happens to it.

>>575898
Funny enough, one of these was on a glass window part of a door at my school, & there actually was a bee behind it. It was alive too.

"I Will Kill Again."
Write it in red on the wall of your house just before you sell it, then put up some ugly wallpaper.

>>576968
That's... fucking.... just so not right, but in this diabolical evil cool way. Like something me and my friends would come up with when we were bored in high school. Like that. Wow.

>>576970
Lulz. Yeah, I did it at my last house.

>>576968
That's fun, I did it on my last car! I splattered blood inside the trunk and left a bloody baseball bat there. Nobody ever checks the trunk when buying a car anyway. He probably laughed his ass off when he was about to stuff something in there. "Who died in here, lol"

Here is something that you could do.

Go outside and write down something you've seriously done in a sentence or two on white paper with a sharpie, and sign it with "public confessions."

See if you can start a public confessions thing in your neighborhood.

>>577022
Someone'd sage the IRL confessions thread too quickly if you put it on a piece of paper. Try writing it on the wall of a stall in a public toilet.

"do not read this"

>>572773
>>572774

I've read this and it's going to drive me nuts trying to remember where.

>>572516
That's my name and don't worry this time ill get the 10 peice bucket

Maybe some stuff from this movie by Carpenter about aliens and sunglasses :
"DO NOT QUESTION AUTHORITY"
"SPEND YOUR EARNINGS"
"MARRY AND REPRODUCE"
"OBEY"
"CONSUME"
and so on.

Good night.

"Why won't I let you die?"

"Say goodbye to her before 4:36 AM"

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU! I'M GONNA GET YOU, I'LL RIP YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF YOU ARE SO FUCKING DEAD FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU" all over the kindergarten walls.

>>577312

That would probably be enough to get you extradited from another country. Maybe after the "think of the children" phase of western society is over.

>>577312
Holden won't like that.

NO fucking listen i told you to bring the shit by friday or we gangbang the child.

>>575766

it bothers the fuck out of me that the cover for that book depicts events in the dreamcast ecco, yet the contents dont seem to suggest brin wrote down a novelization of his script for the game in there

im obsessed with that game :(

>>577248
I believe it was called "They Live"

pineal23fnordzomg.

>>577446
The movie with the seven minute fistfight.

bump for great justice

Do you know the Bleeding Tree?

>>577916

no

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ...
Bananaphone!

"I'm so sorry I raped her. I hope you can forgive me" written on napkins in public places. I did this like that other fag who mentioned it.

>>578009
That is probably the best thing ever.

>>572461
>Retardo Montalban
Ricardo Montalban

KHAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!

>>578024
HE WAS PHONE

Fuck you newfag Discordians.

>>578009
Johnny?

Who the fuck is that guy behind you?

i love this thread. for the love of god, MOAR.

>>576547

OP here, end fo the thread.

"This note is fleeting human contact."

"You have initiated an unstoppable chain of events."

"I see you reading this."

"As the note was unfolded, the suddenly had a tingling sensation on the back of their neck. An almost tactile sensation of being watched, by an entity from which nothing could be hidden."

"There is nothing out there. Don't look."

"I like the way your house smells. Did you know you left the stove on?"

Almost any small phrase, repeated over and over without context, becomes creepy. Doesn't matter what it is. Only one here, Go get another, where did it go. If it's written over and over, it'll freak someone out.

>>572089
'tis.

Fight Club: Special Edition

>>578437
That's one weird theory.

>>578437

TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO

... boo.

>>578437
I write pages full of "DESU" in my physics exams. I wonder how soon someone's gonna get creeped out.

>>575958

I went around, with a stencil and spraypaint, and painted "Collaborate and listen" on a bunch of stop-signs.

"This is not a note"

"Chtulu was here"

>>578956
im hungry :(

>>578973
Not only are you hunfry, you also just became gay.

"I would check your cell phone if I were you."

>>579277
>>579236
>>579234

WINRAR

>>578566
GTFO?

You are now breathing manually.

>>579277
i need a new job.....

>>575898
When I first read that, I thought it said "hobbit" instead of "hornet"

bump

bump, duh

>>572097
i love paluni... that guy

>>575492
i went up the stairs
and met a man who wasnt there
he wasnt there again today
i wish i wish he'd go away

in all of your local stairwells

i'm sorry, it had to be done. you don't know but you will understand, it happened where you are. i just hope it doesn't have to happen again

B-b-b-b-bump.

let's take one from silent hill 2
this'd be a series of notes, relatively close together, or better yet a small notepad.
"run away"
"run away!"
"RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY!!"

we are coming for you

>>572461
>eager to resume the game,
>resume the game,
>the game
>fuck

"What was that sound? Don't worry, it was just me. You won't feel a thing, they never do."

>>581100
I just lost the game.

>>575773
DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER
DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER
DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER
DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER
DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER

Something to try.

Also,

Hello, and thank you for picking up my note. It really has no meaning or message, its just something I left lay in hopes someone would read it and become increasingly paranoid. I hope you enjoy my little prank!

Because Ill know if you dont.

"I know what you did, just like how I knew you'd pick this up. Even though you thought you were oh-so careful.

Let's play a game. You win, and you get to walk away free, and I won't tell a soul. You lose... well... you die, along with the ones you love. By the way, how does it feel to have a Barrett M107 .50 Caliber Sniper Rifle aimed at your head? I seeee youuuuu. :)

5 hours, 53 minutes, and 37 seconds.

Let the game begin."

PLEASE

THIS NOTE IS MY LAST CHANCE

HE DIDNT EVEN KNOW I TOOK THE PEN

IVE BEEN KIDNAPPED

I HAVENT MUCH TIME

IF YOU ARENT AT [address] AT EXACTLY [time] TOMORROW, IT'LL BE TOO LATE.

PLEASE COME

>>581174
good concept, bad execution. you don't specify any "game" and straight-up saying they die isn't really as intimidating as it could be. it'd be better if it was just

"I know what you did, just like how I knew you'd pick this up. Even though you thought you were oh-so careful.

Let's play a game. You win, and you get to walk away free, and I won't tell a soul. You lose... well..."

the go on to elaborate on the game or whatnot

Turn around.

There will be a guy sitting down at one of the tables. He's alone. Odds are he's looking at you, or pretending that he wasn't before.

He knows all your secrets. He knows where you live. He knows your whole name. He knows everyone you contact. He follows you every minute of every day. Wherever you go, he's there.

Now run.

>>572042
ahh highschool...i remember having conversations on desk with random people and we would make group drawings...one of which was a dinosaur going on a rampage in a city killing people and he had a huge cock

>>572768
My local metal venu has a sign that reads "EXERCISE CAUTION WHILE WORKING IN THE PIT"

A scavanger hunt might be fun. Leave a note in a public place that just says something like: "You have 10 minutes to go the library since you've picked up this note. Go to the [whatever] section. Get [book title/number etc.] Your next instructions are on page 54. Hurry."

Leave a note in the specified book, leading to the next destination, if any. Continue for as long as you like.

>>581226
That's always awesome.
I never knew any of the people that wrote on the desks in my school's library.

>>581252
Fuck, that'd be WIN. I'd do this shit.

Bump

OPERATION TIM KISH!

Everyone is watching you. When you look up, they will act normal. But as soon as you look down, they will continue watching.

Or how about this, from a copypasta i'm working on:

Have you ever woken up with blood on your hands?

How much can you trust the man behind you?

Have you ever seen another lying in a pool of blood?

I have the second item. What they said is true.

"You don't matter.
You don't matter.
You don't matter.
You don't matter.
You don't matter.
You don't matter.
You don't matter.
You don't matter."