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In b4 Operation Mindfuck.]]>This.]]>"Hey
Hey
How was that party
It was alright... i ttly slept with _______!
no way!
I did! She's fucking wierd though, and something happened... anyway, she started bleeding out her tits...
what?
she bled out her tits, and she bit my nuts hard. Then she told me that I was going to die"]]>then declare yourself what you wish do what you like and tell us about it or if you prefer don't.
There are no rules anywhere. The Goddess Prevails.]]>Do mortals bow; Holy Cow, and Wholly Chao.]]> I'm so going to do that.]]>The Law of Fives is never wrong]]> Me and a friend used to do a lot of that while at highschool, desks, blackboards, etc.
One: If Voting Could Change the System, It Would Be Against the Law]]> hahaha, this would be intriguing for sure]]>"I'm watching you right now. Fapping."]]> I'm going to do this today.]]>Isn't that from fight club or something? It seems like something Palahniuk would write]]>sagereading is so conformist lol]]> It's from a split second 'pop-up' warning, that appears at the beginning of fight club DVD movie.]]> Yeah, bump would be cool.]]> i fukken lol'd]]> I raped her. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.]]>The Unfulfiller!!nA1z0Vw5MLi As a result of World War XI 1/2, a guy named Retardo Montalban lived and went to hell, thereby playing Yahtzee against Satan for eternity. The game is at a standstill (World War XI 1/2 didn't happen yet) and Satan can't seem to find the twelve-sided dice. He has also mentioned that he is not eager to resume the game, as he was recently robbed in the Dark Forest of Morthryn by a paladin gnome, thus losing gold and eXperience Points.]]>AlanThe Unfulfiller!!nA1z0Vw5MLi just perfect.]]>Awesome, that's sure to get them facepalming.]]>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/toynbee_tiles
Toynbee idea in Kubrick's 2001 Resurrect the dead on planet Jupiter
I made one of those once, it got paved over ):]]>ParanomalousBring the wings. Don't fuck it up this time, David.]]>I lol'd.]]>Donuts Carrots Crab medicine]]> lol'd]]> Have a nice day.
B&E Service Factors - If it's needed, we'll find out!]]> Going in an hour, and I have lots of papers to fill.]]>GearsoftheApparatus!!cAMVvs1m76p "This was written by a Swede"]]>Print this off on a piece of paper and tape it in a open public area. Film results and post on jewtubes.]]>"If there was a NTW-20 20 x 83.5mm anti-material rifle aimed at your toilet cubicle right now...would you be aware of it?"]]>Ausfag!FKk4keqK9wMore like "at the wall behind your back"]]> "ThE wAiTrEsS nEvEr tAkEs HeR eYeS oFf YoU
eVeN wHeN hEr HeAd FaCeS tHe OtHeR wAy."]]>When a "revolutionary" idea becomes generally accepted, it can no longer effect change; it can only be refined and resold. Beneath a cosmetic veneer of vitality, the idea is dead. Its potential for undermining control has been co-opted and corrupted by the very forces it sought to defy (as happened to Dada and the Hippies). Frustration becomes fashion, counterculture becomes conformity. Constant change is the only medicine for this dialectic. We exist to surprise and amaze. We want to suck you in and spit you out changed. There is no dogma -- We will confuse you, but all revelations and visions are strictly up to you. We seek to expose you to the amazing range of human variability. In a world in which everything has been reduced to "info-tainment" and corporate masturbation, hope is to be found in whatever breaks the homogeneity or defies expectations. Our tactics are surprise, confusion, disgust and enchantment. Better to feel offended, we maintain, than not to feel at all. If you are angry, it is better than being miserable. But we'd just as soon turn around and make you laugh.]]>cont.
The maladies of this society and of this world go far beyond those addressed by traditional "hip" activism. All the "causes" and factions out there -- the problems they target are but extensions of the same set of structural flaws. And that flawed structure, ironically, is the very one which has brought the human race to such heights of technology and achievement. No one problem exists in isolation. No human is immune. Now educated, now down in the streets, We represent the frenetic shivering of the individual caught in the impoverished social relations of our times. We won't take our medicine quietly -- we will rock the boat to keep it from sinking. Out on the fringe of society, there can be found a continual welling up of new ideas and creations. Someone has to catalog the advances and monitor the possibilities...We are the taxonomy of human mutation.]]>>>572773 Do you really expect people to read that in a public place? Way too long and boring for the average bypasser.]]> This guy is right.
HOWEVER
If you took the time to carve that into the walls of a room, very bri/x/ shitting and mind fucking indeed.]]> You'd be surprised. I have it taped up to several poles outside my apartment and I get at least 10 people a day who read it.]]> Most culture-jamming tactics work well.]]>The one with the peeling paint, the one in your house. A lot of people have one. You hid in there playing hide and seek once. Nobody told you it doesnt open back into your reality. Everybody misses you.]]>This, carved into a wall.]]>
Penny Arcade aside, it'd be pretty weird to find just lying around.]]>Have it so that as they walk in the shop they'll see that. On the door as they walk out, ''Either you didn't ask, or you were one of the lucky ones.'']]>But Monkeys Can. Opposable Thumbs Will Be The End of The World.]]> Holy shit, that'd be creepy.]]>Why don't you ever call us? We can feel you, and we miss you so very very much]]>I don't think it'd be that creepy. Most people would see that and immediately disregard it as some stupid shit some teenager left.
At least some of the others are weird and might confuse people.]]>The what now.]]>AlanIf not, it's closer than I feared"]]> Oh God, help me."]]> "Dear reader, I'm sitting here right now, watching you, stroking my cock"
I think that was pretty awsome.]]>I taped 'Out of Order' in the center.]]>Fuck yes, I've been wanting to print that out and put it somewhere for weeks.]]>BEst so foar]]>KallistiUlitmate Chaos challenge!Eris@MtOlympis.com It can begin now."]]>Sounds like a good way to get arrested.
Wouldn't be hard to rewatch a security tape to see who the guy was who left a bomb threat on a table.]]>KallistiEris@MtOlympis.comNo shit. I was hoping that was what would happen, then i could watch the news and see several tards get arrested for bomb threats, but you had to go and point out the obvious, asshole.]]> What I'm going to do is find a frog at a pet store, kill it and sew its mouth shut with a person's name inside. Then I'm going to leave the frog where I know that person will find it.]]>Why put the dead frog where the person will find it? Do you really think the person will cut open the dog frog and read the piece of paper inside it?]]>SKELET0R!!/WW4u5xv66s "Hope you didn't order a Venti."
Alternatively, in a Vinces;
"There's a BOMB in the Lasagna"]]>I'll leave another anonymous note saying "if you see any dead frogs today, cut them open and read the note there"]]> 99.999% of people will go "WTF". One married guy named Paul who's always suspected in the back of his mind will go "OMG".]]>That might work if you have something 100,000 people will see, but a note left in a public place wouldn't be seen by enough people. The chances of a married man named Paul seeing the note would be extremely low.
Better to make the name "John," something very common.]]>I was thinking maybe in huge letters on a wall. Maybe somewhere people pass on commute to work.]]>That'd be much better. At least, as long as it wouldn't be cleaned off the wall after a few hours.]]>You know, a verbose speech isn't necessarily a good speech.]]>Requesting sauce on this.]]>>>574422 >>574424
'The Etched City' KJ Bishop]]> "All you noble mannequins, you men and women with severe features, remarkable eyes and teeth like knives, I embrace you. You love the misty autumn moon, the summer frangipani, the profile of an elegant lover, the evening flight of cranes, the rain fallinh in the sea, and even some of your fellow human beings. Good for you!"]]>EVIL+RAPE+FISH "There are people under your stairs.
And in the walls.
something something don't close your eyes in the shower"
or something it freaked me out for like 2 horus after that]]>I'm sorry you found this paper. I'm sorry you are reading these words. I can never make it up to you, but at least this way they'll keep me alive. You'll see them soon. I'm so sorry.]]>But if hole is gone now, then WHO WAS PHONE?!]]> Try writing "Don't look up", "Hi, John" or anything like that on a restaurant napkin. The thing with name will most probably work if you use a common name.]]>sage Nice. I just printed a whole bunch of those onto label paper, cut 'em out, and stuck 'em in my wallet.
Time for a little low-level culture jamming.]]>"Are you distracted? Now? Good."]]> Observe and absolve.]]>THAUMATOLOGICAL SOCIETY Evaluations: Mon - Thu, 12:00 PRACTICAL METHODS, SECOND CHANCES
I would place them in history books at several libraries in several towns.]]> Now I just write 'x days left' on little scraps of paper and leave them around the library and supermarket, with whatever number comes into my head that day.]]>bumpI SEE YOU. I SEE YOU. I SEE YOU. I SEE YOU.]]> >>"She's cheating on you, John."
I think that would work better. The name 'John' is more common and 'she' could mean either wife or girlfriend.]]>>Before Portal was a meme Portal was never not a meme, or rather portal was never something that wasn't well known, wall writings included]]>http://www.davidbrin.com/realitycheck1.html I believe this was originally published in the middle of 'Nature.' Format and modify to fit on a single page, insert between pages of textbooks and library books (university or public)]]> So you're telling me that "the cake is a lie" is not a meme?
Retard.]]>AlanAgreed. At this point even the song at the end, Still Alive, is downloadable content on Rock Band. No lie.]]>wat]]> Only because there is nothing better on.]]>"Your actions have been observed by unknown forces"]]> http://youtube.com/watch?v=KoGyKxnh0jQ]]>THE CAKE IS A LIE THE CAKE IS A LIE]]>Zi dinger kia kampa!]]>that bitch]]>Ha, i have a stop sign i took off a broken pole and wrote "HAMMERTIME!" on it...it's hanging above my computer right now...wicked good fun]]>>>575958 The stop sign at the end of the road for my college currently says "STOP VOLDEMORT".]]>Somewhat related: I've been mulling over a mindfuck, but it hinges on a specific requirement; I must be able to acquire large amounts of custom-made bumper stickers for a very low price fnord. (as in, $10 for 100 stickers - something insanely low like that.)
Okay, diminions of Eris - Feed me. Any ideas?
Follow up: If we're able to acquire said stickers, this will be a nation-wide jake. All interested, stay tuned to this thread.
(Sorry if this qualifies as a hijack.) - Rev. Snarfleez J. Cattleprod.]]>no]]>>>576481 >>576483 >>576484 >>576486
Then stop bumping it samefag.]]>Discordian here.
Seconded.]]>phone!!5BOp+laDw6dYou have to admit, that is kind of mindfucking.]]>Samefag!!RBO7aY0/jHVThrashWolfI dont get it.]]>ThrashWolfNoroi?]]>http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series Make a very realistic documentation with a few pictures on one of these and forget it somewhere where it could be found. Near an army base, possibly in a library amongst suitable material. If you have lots of money, put a few such documents inside a locked briefcase, forget it somewhere and record what happens to it.]]>AlanFunny enough, one of these was on a glass window part of a door at my school, & there actually was a bee behind it. It was alive too.]]>Write it in red on the wall of your house just before you sell it, then put up some ugly wallpaper.]]>Phil Ossiferz Stone!!+SIUpCcih6cThat's... fucking.... just so not right, but in this diabolical evil cool way. Like something me and my friends would come up with when we were bored in high school. Like that. Wow.]]>Lulz. Yeah, I did it at my last house.]]>That's fun, I did it on my last car! I splattered blood inside the trunk and left a bloody baseball bat there. Nobody ever checks the trunk when buying a car anyway. He probably laughed his ass off when he was about to stuff something in there. "Who died in here, lol"]]> Go outside and write down something you've seriously done in a sentence or two on white paper with a sharpie, and sign it with "public confessions."
See if you can start a public confessions thing in your neighborhood.]]>Someone'd sage the IRL confessions thread too quickly if you put it on a piece of paper. Try writing it on the wall of a stall in a public toilet.]]>>>572774
I've read this and it's going to drive me nuts trying to remember where.]]>That's my name and don't worry this time ill get the 10 peice bucket]]>"DO NOT QUESTION AUTHORITY" "SPEND YOUR EARNINGS" "MARRY AND REPRODUCE" "OBEY" "CONSUME" and so on.]]> That would probably be enough to get you extradited from another country. Maybe after the "think of the children" phase of western society is over.]]>Holden won't like that.]]> it bothers the fuck out of me that the cover for that book depicts events in the dreamcast ecco, yet the contents dont seem to suggest brin wrote down a novelization of his script for the game in there
im obsessed with that game :(]]>I believe it was called "They Live"]]>The movie with the seven minute fistfight.]]> no]]>Bananaphone!]]>That is probably the best thing ever.]]>>Retardo Montalban Ricardo Montalban
KHAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!]]>HE WAS PHONE]]>sageJohnny?]]> OP here, end fo the thread.]]> "You have initiated an unstoppable chain of events."
"I see you reading this."
"As the note was unfolded, the suddenly had a tingling sensation on the back of their neck. An almost tactile sensation of being watched, by an entity from which nothing could be hidden."
"There is nothing out there. Don't look."
"I like the way your house smells. Did you know you left the stove on?"]]>'tis.
Fight Club: Special Edition]]>That's one weird theory.]]> TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO TITS OR GTFO
... boo.]]>I write pages full of "DESU" in my physics exams. I wonder how soon someone's gonna get creeped out.]]> I went around, with a stencil and spraypaint, and painted "Collaborate and listen" on a bunch of stop-signs.]]>im hungry :(]]>Not only are you hunfry, you also just became gay.]]>>>579236 >>579234
WINRAR]]>GTFO?]]>i need a new job.....]]>When I first read that, I thought it said "hobbit" instead of "hornet"]]>i love paluni... that guy]]>i went up the stairs and met a man who wasnt there he wasnt there again today i wish i wish he'd go away
in all of your local stairwells]]>this'd be a series of notes, relatively close together, or better yet a small notepad. "run away" "run away!" "RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY!!"]]>i got yo wheelchair>eager to resume the game, >resume the game, >the game >fuck]]>I just lost the game.]]>DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER]]> Because Ill know if you dont.]]> Let's play a game. You win, and you get to walk away free, and I won't tell a soul. You lose... well... you die, along with the ones you love. By the way, how does it feel to have a Barrett M107 .50 Caliber Sniper Rifle aimed at your head? I seeee youuuuu. :)
5 hours, 53 minutes, and 37 seconds.
Let the game begin."]]> THIS NOTE IS MY LAST CHANCE
HE DIDNT EVEN KNOW I TOOK THE PEN
IVE BEEN KIDNAPPED
I HAVENT MUCH TIME
IF YOU ARENT AT [address] AT EXACTLY [time] TOMORROW, IT'LL BE TOO LATE.
PLEASE COME]]>good concept, bad execution. you don't specify any "game" and straight-up saying they die isn't really as intimidating as it could be. it'd be better if it was just
"I know what you did, just like how I knew you'd pick this up. Even though you thought you were oh-so careful.
Let's play a game. You win, and you get to walk away free, and I won't tell a soul. You lose... well..."
the go on to elaborate on the game or whatnot]]> There will be a guy sitting down at one of the tables. He's alone. Odds are he's looking at you, or pretending that he wasn't before.
He knows all your secrets. He knows where you live. He knows your whole name. He knows everyone you contact. He follows you every minute of every day. Wherever you go, he's there.
Now run.]]>? ?? User Unknown?!.64NeWFaGsahh highschool...i remember having conversations on desk with random people and we would make group drawings...one of which was a dinosaur going on a rampage in a city killing people and he had a huge cock]]>My local metal venu has a sign that reads "EXERCISE CAUTION WHILE WORKING IN THE PIT"]]> Leave a note in the specified book, leading to the next destination, if any. Continue for as long as you like.]]>That's always awesome. I never knew any of the people that wrote on the desks in my school's library.]]>Fuck, that'd be WIN. I'd do this shit.]]>spikefruit@gmail.comspikefruit@gmail.com Have you ever woken up with blood on your hands?]]>spikefruit@gmail.comYou don't matter. You don't matter. You don't matter. You don't matter. You don't matter. You don't matter. You don't matter."]]>