SCP-218

Item #218

Special Containment Procedures:

No personnel are to enter the containment area of #218. All interaction with #218 is to be done via robotic assistance. No organic materials anywhere in the containment area. At least one airlock door must be sealed at all times when entering or exiting containment area. Any and all objects entering or leaving containment area must be given a chemical shower with at least 10% acid. All objects leaving the containment area must be inspected in a quarantined area.

Description:

Object #218 appears to be a large mass of parasitic Lamprey. Closer examination has shown that it is in fact one organism, weighing approximately four hundred pounds and covering a area of roughly twenty square feet. The central body is a mass of tissue deep inside connecting the numerous “Lamprey”, for what purpose is yet unknown. Parts of #218 will break off and move around the containment area, attempting to find food or a way out of containment. Smaller masses will be eaten by the main mass after several hours of separation.

Object #218 will attempt to attach to any nearby biological matter. How it finds or detects prey is as yet unknown. It will emit a high keening sound, and begin to move in the direction of prey, “lamprey” extended. It will attach via the “lamprey” and begin to bore into the prey item. “Lamprey” will bore throughout the body, completely ingesting the prey item after several hours. #218 will increase in size proportional to the amount of organic matter ingested.

Object #218 shows a preference for human tissues. Prey coming within ten feet of #218 will suddenly freeze and stare, not moving or attempting to resist as #218 attaches.

What's that? Explain.

It's another creepypasta series, like the Holders stories. The wiki link will explain the rest.

>>583082
One thing:
>a chemical shower with at least 10% acid
This needs to be more accurately defined, lest the reader thinks you are talking about LSD.

>>583082
Any and all objects entering or leaving containment area must be showerred in hydrochloric acid dissolved in water of a PH at most 2.

>>583102
Any and all objects entering or leaving containment area must be showered in 10% solution of hydrochloric acid.

Fixed

>>583102
This is suitably specific and scientific

>>583148
If "dissolved" were "diluted" perhaps...but even still it's worded rather awkwardly.

Thanks for the help, i'll fix it as such. I post this stuff here for the editing, i really appreciate it. I hope this does not become a new holder series, as that started off somewhat cool, then went right down the tubes. If people want more, I have all of mine from the old thread, and i'll post all the new ones i make. Anybody who wants to take a crack at making one, please feel free! Original content rocks!

I added it and put "Any and all objects entering or leaving containment area must be showered with diluted hydrochloric acid; the pH must be no greater than 2."

>>583154
Yes, don't let things like that stop you, you have ideas. If a phrase needs to be changed, it will be.

SCP-238

Item #238

Special Containment Procedures:

Object #238 is currently contained by the original means. Current SCP protocols have proven unable to contain #238. All exploration of #238 is suspended until proper containment of #238 has been achieved. Any and all personnel attempting to enter #238 are to be physically restrained and moved to a outside containment area. Upkeep of the current barrier is first priority, and two members of personnel will be present at all times.

No testing, samples, exploration, or documentation until full containment of #238 has been achieved. Any and all persons entering #238 are to be deemed missing, presumed dead.

Description:

Object #238 is a enormous underground facility on the island ostrov Shmidta to the extreme north of Russia. When originally found, the entrance was sealed behind a massive wall of bricks, covered in carvings. This wall was removed, and exploration began. Initial tests showed that the walls, though appearing to be stone, were fossilized tissue of unknown origin. Several structures within the facility led initial exploration teams to conclude that #238 is or was at least half biological.

Shortly after discovery of a central “chamber” consisting of partially rotted flesh and badly decayed metal structures, personnel began to disappear, and numerous accidents claimed eight lives. Odd noises and other hallucinations were reported, and containment was established.

Eight containment walls were destroyed by unknown means, in addition to rapidly escalating “aggressive” phenomenon by #238. Replacement of the original wall has contained #238 effectively, but new SCP containment strategies are requested.

Those were the last two in the old thread. Let me know what you think, and i'll try and finish my new one

>>583169
There already is SCP-238.

SCP-216

Item #216

Special Containment Procedures:

Do not allow #216 to come in contact with any free-standing water. Containment area for #216 is to be held at 0% humidity at all times. No living things may come in contact with #216 without full body hazmat containment suits. If any vibration is observed from #216, clear the containment area immediately and seal all containment doors.

Any and all personnel entering or leaving the containment area must submit to a psychological evaluation.

Description:

Object #216 is a smooth black ball the size of a baseball. It appears to be made out of a super-dense metal, weighing over six hundred pounds and impossible to scratch or damage by any means. #216 absorbs any and all H20 that it comes in contact with. After absorbing its own weight in water, it will begin to vibrate for thirty seconds, after which it will expel a super-heated blast of steam at extremely high PSI. This steam wave has the force of a pyroclastic flow and will extend for a quarter-mile radius from #216.

subjects coming in contact with #216 will immediately lose all H20 contained in their bodies. Subjects appear to be almost instantly mummified. Some human subjects have reported a strong desire to touch the surface of #216 with bare hands when in the containment chamber. This fades quickly, but can persist for several days in some subjects.

sorry if that one sucks, #216 is an idea a friend of mine had, and he said i should try and make something out of it. If anyone has suggestions or creepy pics, i'd appreciate it. I think this makes my 11th SCP object...god i gotta get a hobby...

The picture to that one would go well with scp 300 that I wrote a few days ago.

Oh wow...yea, that would actually work really good! Maybe there's a few of these orbs around, all look the same, but each do different things? Just an idea, but if you like, feel free to swipe the picture. #300 is sweet, did you write any others? I wrote 015, 053, 406, 162, 682, 238, 882, 455, 218, and 216.
I think 053, 682 and 406 kinda suck, but i'm really proud of 882 and 455. I don't wanna sound like a ass or anything, i've just kinda gotten into this stuff. Please, anyone else feel free to post stuff, i love seeing what people come up with

Formatting from the template, makes adding them easier.

Item # SCP-XXX

Object Class: (Safe/Euclid/Keter)

Special Containment Procedures:

Description:

>>583186
I actually really like this one. Well done!

>>583186
One of the best SCPs I've read in a while

SCP-541

Item #541

Special Containment Procedure:
#541 must be kept under constant surveillance as it has not yet been determined if #541 possesses sentience despite it's appearance. Surveillance is to be conducted by the employ of several different types of unmanned drones. Drones may be introduced to the environment only one at a time and will transmit data remotely. Any drone introduced must remain within the environment until absolutely cannabalized by #541. If any organic or conductive material has entered the environment and was for any reason removed consequently Class-D personnel have been trained to account for #541as well as #541-x. If one or both cannot be accounted for then measures must be taken to destroy #541. #541-Action6 failure protocol dictates; Priority 1, Special Forces are to retrieve #541 by any means necessary, Priority 2, Special Forces are to quickly contain any personnel in contact with #541 for immediate termination, Priority 3, collect another organism that can be classified the same as #541,#542, or #311, to be introduced to #541 if all containment fails.

Description:
#541 appears to be a type of tree. Externally, it appears to be a small or young perecopsis elata with an exceptional notch stretching from trunk to it's first limb, roughly a 5' tall opening. Here it's similarities with a tree end. The inside of #541, as exposed by the notch, is in all basic qualities a large mammal's placenta. The placenta is very alive and in capacity holds the entire volume of the tree portion of #541.

ahhhh shit I forgot what i was doing.....
I'm at work and bored so I thought i'd take a crack at this.
The basic idea was a hollow tree that produces psychotic doppelgangers that consume anything that comes in contact with the tree and thereby nourishing the tree. I thought it was pretty cool but then i got busy and lost my train of thought, sorry guys....

>>583320
Write it again, completely.

>>583326
i'd rather not and just stop wasting your time :)

>>583329
Nonono, the idea is useable, but you being busy typing it shows. At times, it gets somewhat incomprehensible.

I find it odd that no one has used 273 yet, as absolute zero.

>>583341
How about a joke one on agent 47? SCP-047's free, too. It'd be kind of fitting to have 47 working for Site 19, his style is great and someone has to take care of all the terminations.

>>583396
Seconded

Humm...47 would kinda kick ass for Site 19, he is very "no questions asked", but would he himself have a SCP designation? I wonder if Site 19 has "subjects" contained just for escapes or a containment breech. I'm working on a new one too, big nasty organic. If someone can make a joke one for #047 i'll get cracking on some new ones.

>>583664

Dear lord where did your name come from? I must know!

My first SCP, i kinda adopted it from that. Hold on, let me repost it...

SCP-882

Item #882

Object Class: Euclid


Special Containment Procedures:


Object #882 is to be kept in a fluid environment at all times, consisting of no less than 40% seawater. Object is to be kept suspended by NON-METALLIC means, currently cotton fiber line that is to be changed daily. Object is also to be checked daily for any signs of rust flaking. If any part of #882 appears uncoated with rust, it must immediately be immersed in a 100% seawater solution. Water must be taken directly from the ocean. Reduce concentration only when #882 is again coated in rust.

NO METAL IN CONTAINMENT AREA. Only organic materials are allowed in containment area, and any contact with #882 requires the use of thick cotton gloves. Any metal making contact with #882 is to be heat-severed, melted down and kept immersed in 100% seawater in a separate area.

Any auditory issues reported by staff must be reported immediately, and affected personnel must submit to a full psychological examination and, depending on results, either transfer to another facility or permanent containment at [EXPUNGED].

Description:


Object was recovered from a location at the north-east coast of Banks Island. Area was barren of all metal and metallic ore in a one mile radius. Object was found at the geometric center of the area. Object had become submerged in seawater at the time of discovery. A small town was found nearby, abandoned for several years. Object was removed, and shortly started to flake off rust, causing the varied parts to begin motion. After several accidents, Object was cut down and contained on site.

Object appears to be a random assembly of gears, cables, pulleys, screws and belts, all made of a amalgam of various metals. Object's size at time of recovery was approximately eighty-seven square feet. Current size is approximately twelve square feet. Object rusts quickly in seawater. No identifiable energy source has been found, but all components will begin to move if not coated in rust. Object is completely silent at all times, even at rest.

Any metal touching the object will become permanently affixed to it, and over a period of a few days becomes a new part of the object. Organic matter remains unaffected. Object is extremely resilient, with tensile strength and toughness above those of aircraft grade titanium alloy by weight, even though its composition appears to be a random alloy of iron, tin, gold and other metals, some as of yet unidentified. Extreme, focused heat must be applied over several hours to cut even a small portion free of the main assembly.

Persons remaining in the vicinity of the object for prolonged periods have developed auditory hallucinations while near the object, mainly the sound of grinding and clicking. The sound intensifies, and is abated only by throwing metal into the object. Subjects in advanced states of psychosis have thrown themselves into the object, resulting in almost instant death by crushing. The body is often drawn in, and impossible to recover.

Cog, just stop, you're fucking shit.

Your writing is too long and wordy; and everything you put just sounds fake. These need to sound like they were written reports of top ranking officials, not retarded 4channers.

>>584409

Ouch, that's harsh. However, I must agree.

>>584399
OBJECT OBJECT OBJECT OBJECT OBJECT OBJECT

Cog, unlike me, you have ideas, don't stop expressing them. The writing can be improved, we are here to give you critique, which will help you.

>>584412
Overruled.

I know i'm not that great, and honestly, i don't try to be. I do this stuff because i enjoy it, not because i seek approval from people i will never know or meet. I appreciate real criticism, lord knows i could use help, but otherwise i really don't care.

I write as well as i can, if i sound like a geek writing creepypasta instead of a doctor dealing with cosmic horror, that's because i am just a geek writing creepypasta. If you do not like it, please, show me up! Write something so stunning that i will be forced to kneel in defeat.

Now, i'm finished with my drama, sorry to everyone who has to deal with my little tangent. I will continue to do what i do as long as at least one person gives a rip. I'm sorry if you dislike what i write...but i'm not about to stop.

>>584471
Well said.

Item # SCP-479

Item #479

Special Containment Procedures:

Item responds well under casual supervision when placed in an enviroment with a relative humidity of ~0.10% or less and an average temperature of 13°C and no more than 19°C . Item must remain in these conditions unless under the direct supervision of Dr. Haripreet of the SORDT. All Personnel entering the holding area must treat #479 as a biological agent, taking all appropriate precautions. NBC suits will be worn at all times with external air source supplied. Personnel leaving the holding area will be subjected to a wash consisting of a chemical detergent followed by an EPA approved encapsulent agent. Waste from the wash process will be routed to a holding tank which will then be heated to 121°C and held at 300 PSI for a period of time no less than 5 minutes before being depressurized and sent through a reverse osmosis filter. The waste will then be piped into a subcutaneous layer of sand to be returned to the ground water.

>>584563continued
Description:

Item #479 has the appearance of a semi-round ball of black mould 150cm in circumference horizontally and 127cm in circumference horizontally. Early studies suggested a possible mutation of the variety S. chartarum. Recent attempts to destroy the mold or it's spores have proved relatively futile resulting in only a estimated 3% decrease in spore production. Effects of exposure conclude a parasitic nature, infecting the Pons of the brain initially and spreading through the brain within 10-24 hours resulting in death. The parasite then keeps the body artificially alive while feeding on the host's tissue. The parasite reproduces asexually through airborne spores, which infect the host upon inhalation or mixing of fluids. The host can and will respond to stimulus and does eat without prejudice to types of meals. When a host is infected it must be cremated completely before the parasite takes control.

Dr. Haripreet's theory is that Item #479 is an evolved form of S. chartarum and has gained some level of intelligence. Dr. Haripreet suggests that Item #479 is infact a host that was taken over at some point in the past few years. Further investigation is needed to confirm or deny these theories.

Item # SCP-409

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures:

No physical contact with #409 for any reason. Anything making physical contact with #409 must be contained in quarantine immediately, along with any materials used in the transport of the subject. #409 must be kept in a granite case at all times. Any transportation of #409 must be done in a sealed granite container. Residue from #409s' effect are to be sealed in granite containers along with any tools used to transport residue into containers.

Description:

#409 is a large quartz crystal approximately five feet tall and two feet wide. Any objects coming in contact with #409 will begin to crystallize after three hours. This effect will occur in any material other then granite. The crystallization will spread a inch a minute, and will convert the entire object or organism, inside and out. Subjects report this effect to be extremely painful, like frostbite. After complete crystallization, the object will begin to make snapping and creaking noises for twenty minutes, before bursting into thousands of fragments with great force.

Anything touched by or touching a fragment will immediately begin to crystallize. Nothing at this time is able to undo the effect, including amputation of effected areas. #409 was recovered in [EXPUNGED], under a pile of crystal shards several feet deep. Losses to personnel during recovery were high.

I love 479, good job! I need to open a damn science book, that really captures the official report feel SCP needs. mine always sounds like some general's write-up or something, not enough science behind it. Let me know what you think of 409, i could use the editing!

I just wish people would stop trying to create the "one SCP to rule them all" and just make a plain old cool one.

>>584599
thank you. I wrote a testing log too, but about halfway through it I got too burned out to continue.

SCP-001

Item #001

"One SCP to rule them all"

Special Containment Procedures:

I jack his grill yo'! you nigga's best keep dat shit out you mouf. That nigga got herpes.

Description:

This shit is fly yo. It all goald and platnum and diamonds. This shit be blingin'.

>>584651
>>584600here, I lol'd

I wrote one aaagggeeesss ago, thought they died and left it at that. Seeing as they have come back, I thought I would have another shot.

SCP – 452 (?)

Object Class: Euclid (?)

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-452 is to be kept in a Bernoulli suspension unless being tested. Any and all non-biological material which makes tactile contact with the surface of SCP-452 is, unless further experimentation is warranted, to be incinerated at the soonest possible juncture. NO LIVING TISSUE OF ANY KIND IS TO TOUCH 452 UNLESS FOR TESTING PURPOSES. If testing of living tissue is granted by any O5 personnel it is to be kept completely isolated and treated as a Keter class object until incineration.

>>584696cont

Object Description: SCP-452 is a dull metallic oblong, silver in colour. It is roughly 30cm long and 15cm thick at its widest point. 452 was found inside the carcass of what appeared to be an albino Basking shark which washed up 2 miles west of [EXPUNGED]. During recovery and preliminary testing personnel complained of a low level telepathic “humming” which appeared to originate from 452. Upon further investigation, however, it was found that it was emanating from the container housing 452. All instruments which came into contact with 452 also seemed to exhibit this characteristic, which was described as “the neural equivalent of white noise” by [EXPUNGED] who lead the primary research on 452. 452 seems capable of imbuing neural function, and theoretically sentience, on non-living and non-biological material above a certain mass. Any person or animal which comes into contact with 452 is instantly blinded. This seems to be caused by their brain ceasing to receive sensory input from the optic nerve, which itself begins to decay at an alarming rate immediately following.

Item # SCP-401
Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-401 must be kept on an easel at all times; DO NOT ATTEMPT TO MOVE object SCP-401 without supervision of class 3 personnel or above. Under no circumstances are any personnel to alter or add any material to object SCP-401 unless they are specialized class D personnel chosen specifically for this task (see additional notes). At 1600 daily, class D personnel are to photograph SCP-401 and add the picture as well as any observations about SCP-401 into the daily logs.

Description: 14.5 x 12.75 inch painting, appears to be an unfinished portrait of a man. Discovered in an abandonded house in the countryside of Colorado in [DATA EXPUNGED]. Painted in an unknown medium, though it appears oil based, a material composition test proved inconclusive.

SCP-401 changes how it looks every 3 hours (avg.), these changes include:
eye color, facial expression, direction facing, and hair color. If at any time SCP-401 has a negative emotion showing, all personnel are advised to obeserve class 2 lockdown and evacuation procedures.

Video cameras are only to be operated at times when personnel are within SCP-401 containment area. All attempts to capture video of SCP-401 have proved fruitless, as the painting appears completely black to all electronic equipment.

>>584699and finally

Subjects will begin to experience bouts of uncontrollable telekinesis, and an overload of neural function, with human brains consciously operating using 70+% of brain matter as opposed to the average of 10. It has been suggested that the subject’s brains begin to consciously process all data available, forcing the subject literally to think about every single nerve ending in their entire body. Subjects begin to show signs of extreme pain and distress, with many shouting garbled, incomprehensible words at the top of their voice until they experience massive brain haemorrhages. Similar results are observed in animals, and when exposed to SCP-452, green plant matter appears to convert all starch stored in it into water through a process unknown before exploding under the pressure. 452 itself shows no sign of neural function, although a small electric current seems to be passing through it internally.


I know it sucks ass, but it was fun

>>584700
Continued

Additonal notes:
[DATE EXPUNGED]: Our attempt to finish the painting was a disaster. 2 of the prison inmates we recruited who were apparently quite good painters are now gone, as well as half my team. [DATA EXPUNGED] was able to communicate to me before he died, he said,
"Its eyes... they..."
It should be noted that he sounded almost euphoric. All attempts to recover the video from the incident have been inconclusive. No trace of any of the team members or prison inmates, as well as any of thier equipment, has been found.

Additional notes 401-#2:
It would appear on further inspection that the area of the paint has increased by 3% from prior to the incident.

If there's one thing I hate about /x/, it's the fact that everything has to be raped into being a shitty series.

First holders, now this. Frankly, it's annoying.

Item # SCP-530 "Carl"

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: No special precautions have yet proven necessary. "Carl" is very calm and friendly, and at this stage is free to move about the lower levels of the facility. "Carl" is free also to interact with SCP-530 as the two have proved non-hostile toward each other as well. Staff is not permitted to feed SCP-530 anything other than his approved food twice daily or his approved treats during training.

Description: SCP-530 appears to be a small dog in a constant state of physical alteration. Highth typically varies between 8" and 12" at the shoulders. Width across the back typically varies between 3" and 7". Length typically varies between 10" and 18.25". Larger and smaller sizes have been recorded but are rare and do not last long.

The coat of SCP-530 is also in a state of constant change. To date, 467 different hues have been recorded, As well as an unidentified number of patterns.

The most extreme flux comes from the growth or absorption of additional limbs, noses, mouths, eyes, ears, and other body parts. While these typically do not last longer than 24 hours, A 3rd eye located slightly left of center on the top of SCP-530's head has remained since approximently 28 minutes after its discovery

>>584704

Truth. The first one was good, it was mysterious and creepy. While some of these are creepy, the fact that the idea has been raped to death by writefags isnt good. Couldnt you be making more... original Original Content?

>>584704
then from whence did they come?

>>584708

not bad for a first attempt

Item#946

Special contaiment procedures:

Item #946 can not be contained with normal means, it is not bound as an object or single entity and so far we have found no evidence of it having physical form. Item #946 reacts to emotions and strong feelings, the reactions of #946 are lethal but as long it has something to react upon on, it wont change locations. Based on these facts we have found it necessary to fill the staff guarding item #946 with people who know each other and react strongly when one of them dies. The exits to the bunker #13 are to be sealed after new guards are send in, two miles around bunker #13 are to be kept guarded and alert at all times.
Noone can leave bunker #13, it is adviced to shoot on sight if someone tries to flee, as reasoning has proved fatal so far.

Description: Item#946 was aquired during the war on vietnam, it was discovered on a raid on a supposed vietkong base, instead of vietkong forces the team that was send in only found ancient ruins. The team returned to base and continued with daily tasks, but soon after, the presence of #946 caused the death of over half of the population in the camp CLASSIFICATION No. 73 in 3 days. After one week 7 of the 600 men managed to escaped, none of them are available for questioning as they are believed to be violently insane and dangerous to themselfs and everyone around them. The Company found about item #946 at late 80's and it was found in a small florida town that has been erased from history to avoid panic, and it has been in our custody ever since.
Your security clearance does not make you eligble for further describtions.

>>584810

"No John you are the SCP"
And then John was an statue

>>584826

I've read John dies at the end, and I know that joke, but I have no idea what you mean.
Point a finger for the dumb, make it easier.
Oh yeah, I wrote that #946, first try at SCP :P

>>584829

Woot? no you didnt!

>>584700
this was my first attempt as well...

>>584832
Thats accurate.
It was me!
I was on the phone!

True, the SCP thing really could go the way of the holders. I really hope it won't, and i hate that i'm most likely helping to kill it by writing more of them, but it's a very cool concept. I think the only problem would be to link them all up. they are all little self-contained things, as soon as they all get threaded together like the holders, it'll decline hard and fast. Unless it's put together really well, but i don't see that happening. Sorry to everyone who's fallen out of love with the SCP, but i'm still behind them.

Item # SCP-066

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Following the events of ??? in which 3 research staff were killed, SCP-066 is to be kept within a special casing constructed for it. The casing is a simple titanium alloy which is welded into place around SCP-066. Once assembled, the casing must be destroyed in order to gain access to SCP-066. Wherever SCP-066 is stored, equipment is to be provided allowing for a new casing to be attached.

Description: Item SCP-066 appears as a white cube (dimenions 0.1m * 0.1m * 0.1m) of unknown construction, composition and origin. Discovered in the possession of ????? ????? in 19??, who claimed that the object was a gift from a man known as "Peter Heke" (see file 08-??) and is intended for use as a toy. Each side of the cube is inscribed with a symbol of unknown meaning, and each corner of the cube is possessed of a mechanism that may be turned in order to match up additional sets of symbols features in the corner of each side.

When operated correctly, different sequences of "moves" will produce a note on the white-note diatonic scale (C-D-E-F-G-A-B). Once a full set of 8 notes have been produced, SCP-066 will unfold and produce an effect lasting anywhere between 5 seconds to an as yet undetermined length of time.

Prior to the events of ??? results included:

¤ The materialisation of a picnic hamper filled with enough food for 4 people. Once consumed, the cube "resets".
¤ The creation of a black hand mirror. Remains in storage to this day.
¤ A 4 minute violen concerto being performed, audible only to whomever configured the device.
¤ The release of a cloud the same volume as the cube, which would respond to commands as if sentient.
¤ The creation of a small flame, similar to that of a campfire.

During the event of ??? another result was produced. A small, blurry hologram appeared, and initiated conversation. After it became clear that ????? ????? was no longer in possession of SCP-066 and it was under the control of SCP Command the image disappeared, and the cube "reset", only to deploy 6 standard thickness iron chains, one from each side. The chains reduced the research team to ribbons of bloodied flesh in moments (footage may be viewed in reading room 6, shelfmark ???).

Since this event SCP-066 has not responsed to further stimulation, nor has its "defence mechanism" been deployed.

>>585069

Very well written, even though the SCP series is doomed, I wouldnt mind you writing some other stuff with that much thought in it.

>>585080

I'll be happy to provide more, Peter happens to be quite the...inspiration. ;)

Does one have to write an article up themselves on the wiki, or is it added by some higher power?

>>585084
Take it as you will, I just thought you could write some creepy stuff, do it in other fields besides SCP. Because SCP is getting old and noone cares anymore, atleast not anyone who isnt killing /x/.

SCP is getting somewhat old. There's only so much you can do with it. Still, i think supplement documents, records of what happened before the object was contained (like diaries from the town near #882) or records of tests and such after containment. SCP make great story seeds. Sorry if i'm killing /x/, i really don't mean too...maybe i need to branch out into more creepypasta.

Can someone tell me what is this about? Real or fake or just some stories.

There has to be a way to vote off shitty SCPs or something. A lot of these are riddled with logical inconsistencies.

>>584700
>>the painting appears completely black to all electronic equipment
You have a picture of right there

There should be an "SCP-666" about some kind of a demonic entity or some shit like that. Use that picture of the skull. That would be pretty badass.

This all sounds like one of all those special forces/sci-fi Friday night shows that have gotten so popular lately.

Except actually good.

Item#: SCP-099
Object Class: Keter
Description: Object appears to be a wooden door. It is of medium height. It is not locked, or otherwise secured. The door is free standing, and opens easily. Upon walking around the object, it fades from view and is for all intents and purposes nonexistent from most angles. Upon the door knob is an engraved rose and an unknown symbol. Strange characters are written in an unknown language on the door.
Special Containment Procedure: Object is to be kept in a locked, small room at all times. No guard is necessary; the object appears to be harmless unless opened. Any and all requests to open and/or study the door will be denied indefinitely.
Additional Note: There are reports of noise when in close proximity. It has been described "as if you were standing in a hall where ancient machines have been running for a great long time, and are just now beginning to grind themselves to dust". Attempts to record these sounds have failed.
Addendum A: Whenever the door is opened all personnel in the vicinity must evacuate immediately. Agent [CLASSIFIED] has been trained to deal with the breach and will be sent in immediately.

Addendum B: Scientist report:
-April 23rd 2001: "Today is the first day of study on this door. No one has seen anything like these symbols. Curiously there is a rose etched into the handle. Door appears to be made of mahogany."... May 1st 2001:"Dr. [CLASSIFIED] arrived for research today. Nothing of note has been discovered."
-May 2nd 2001: "The door was opened today. Dr. [CLASSIFIED] wanted to know if we had opened it. We informed him we had strict orders not too. However, he ignored us and opened the door. The machinery grew louder and we heard a voice. It spoke in an unknown language. Dr. [CLASSIFIED] went into the door and it slammed shut behind him."
-May 26th 2001: "Dr. [CLASSIFIED] was found in his quarters. He was speaking to himself, and seemed unaware of anything around him."

Addendum C: Special Agent [CLASSIFIED] report:
-May 28th 2001: The facility housing SCP-099 has failed to return its hourly report. Squads will be sent momentarily.
-May 29th 2001: "The facility is empty. The only clue was a note saying "the door calls for us." All further studies will be terminated.

>>585344
>>585346
hile, gunslinger.

Item # SCP-080

Object Class: Euclid / Keter

Special Containment Procedures:
Item # SCP-080 is currently encased in several high-power fields of fluctuating electricity, located inside a hollow sphere of glass with an approximate diameter of 100 feet. The fields are to change voltage with roughly a five minute interval, independent of each other. Standby fields are to be maintained and ready to expand to recontain any interior field breach. Due to the nature of the containment, SCP-080 is easily subjected to visual studies but can not at any circumstance be tested in close proximity lest monitoring equipment interpolates and allows SCP-080 to explore alternate condiuts. In case of power loss or any major fluctuation, five separate backup generators, each with capacities exceeding 10mW, activates to maintain the barriers.

Description:
SCP-080 is a amorphous mass of extradimensional matter. It does not respond properly to gravitational forces and as such is freely suspended inside it's containment unit. Medium distance readings have shown SCP-080 to resonate on a level far exceeding any terestial frequence. SCP-080 originated from the use of SCP-002. When one of the unsafe keys opened the SCP-002, SCP-080 is presumed to have been disoriented and as such trapped inside the batteries of the flashlight carried by one of the security guards. Scientists assume SCP-080 to be a possibly sentient energy being hailing from the fourth dimension.

>>585354continued

Not being able to fully manifest to our level of existence, it is only partially tethered to our world, and still retains a connection to it's own dimension. Since initial detection, the SCP was quickly set in motion to contain the threat. Over time, however, it seems to grow stronger and more power is required to maintain the fields. If the SCP fails, there is no telling what will happen. Theories include following:

¤ Portal theory
SCP-080 has, due to prolonged exposure to our dimension, attuned and stabilized itself. This effectively makes SCP-080 a conduit to the fourth dimension. No assumptions have been made on what this would mean.

¤ Escape Theory
Without the shields to contain it, its presence in our dimension is lashed back into his own. Voiced concerns indicate worry of collateral damage of unknown magnitude to our existence.

¤ Vengeful SCP-080
If the being is indeed sentient, behavioral psychologists have warned about the possiblity of revenge, should SCP-080 be stable enough to remain in our plane of existence. Purely theoretical (since no other record of extradimensional beings exist) some believe that due to its higher resonance, no matter in this dimension is impervious to SCP-080's whim.

>>585263
should i add something about poloroids working?

>>585352

It was the rose wasn't it.

Item # SCP-666

Object Class: KETER+++

Special Containment Protocols: ANY INDIVIDUAL APPROACHING WITHIN TWO MILES OF SITE ???? IS TO BE TERMINATED WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE. TERMINATION PROTOCOL OMEGA ONE IS TO BE IMPLEMENTED AT ANY SIGN OF ACTIVITY FROM THE SITE.


Description: SCP-666 is ? ??? of ???????? ?? ??? ?????? ????? ????? ????? (see ??????) in ????? ??? ?????????. ??????? of ?????? ??????, ????????? ?? ?????? XK-????? and ????? ????? ???????????? on the ??????, ??? ???? ????????? ??? ?????? ?? ????? ???????? of the ????????? by Dr. ??????. ??????? Dr. ????? ????, ????? ??? ?????????? ??? ???????. ???? ????? ?????? ???? ???? ????? ??????; MK-????? ????? ????? on ?????????? ????? and ???????? ?????? anomalies were ??????????? ?? ??????? ????? Dr. ??????'s ?????. Gen. ???????? is ????? ??? ????? ??????? ????????

Additional Notes: ??? of the ???????? have ??????? ?????? ????? and ?????. ??????? ?????????. ??? ????????. There is a ?????? ?? of ???? ????. ????? ??? and ????? (see ??????) ??????.

>>585384
This would be a nice SCP third joke

I never got it. Does terminated mean fired, or killed?

>>585405
killed. then fired. then killed again, just to be on the safe side.

>>585405
Both

The thing that bothers me the most about the SCPs beyond the first is that most of them aren't even creepy or original. Zombies? Shadow people? Come on.

Does EVERY object need to be extremely dangerous and contained within a room with such-and-such materials that no one is allowed to enter? Can't some of them just be unexplainable phenomena instead of typical Hollywood horror bullshit?

I seriously think we should consider cleaning out some of the articles we have now, because a lot of them are just downright terrible.

The first one was good and some more are but a lot of them are crap. Maybe some sort of central institution? But I'm a writefag too so enjoy my first.

Item # SCP-418

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures:

Keep #418 in the safe item storage closet as it poses no threat. People are banned from trying on the jacket or trying to use the jacket. Members who know what #418 is may be reprimanded while other members are informed.

Description:

Object #418 is an old olive-green army jacket dating to approximately 1949. The name is worn but the rank is First-Class Sargent. It was found In 196? in the burned wreckage of a warehouse. Whenever a person puts on the jacket, it is possible to 'store' items within the jacket, as if putting them into an inner pocket and to get them at a later time. When a item is in the jacket, no weight is added to the jacket and it appears to hold them without any budges. Any item is unelectable unless it is retreaved from the jacket. It appears capable to hold an infinite amount of items, including in test about a hundred sperately placed playing cards. Other players noticed when the wearer of the jacket got three four of a kind in a row. However, items to be placed in the jacket must less than three foot in length, easily handled with one hand, and weigh less than ~25 kilos. About one out of ten times an object is reached for, it will produce a different random object from within the jacket. Most of the time it is a playing card, left there for safety. But the inside of the jacket may burst into flames, often producing deadly hot flames quickly reaching third-degree burns. Any experimenters are required to use D-class personal with no knowledge of the flames to reduce the chance of accidentally pulling them out.


Comments desperately wanted.

>>585462
That last bit about the flames seems a little tacked on, and doesn't really make sense in the context of an army jacket. It make more sense if it was a fireman's jacket.

Then again, not *every* SCP has to be Euclid or Keter. We hardly have any Safe-class ones, and most of the ones we do have provide very minimal effects.

>>585462
Hammer space?

>>585462
The idea has been used multiple times already, quite much typos. Also, even a regular jacket can easily hold one hundred playing cards or more.

The jacket storing the fire of the burning warehouse, that's good.

Kill this faggot thread!

>>585494
In my mind a worker just left it one day when the place burned down. Thought about adding 'some factory supplies may also be randomly pulled out'
Anything safe just isn't fun.

>>585497
Original idea, couldn't see any cartoon randomly bursting into flames though.

>>585508
Great minds think alike.
Yes but do you have a jacket that could store, at least in theory, a dozen ak-47 without a budge?

>>585529
Or influenced minds. No, I don't; a dozen handguns maybe.

It's very hard to put "safe" at the top, and still make the object creepy and unsettling. I agree that bad SCP need to be weeded out...granted, this may toss out everything i've written, but it's worth it to me.

Creepy activity would be very difficult to contain...you couldn't really transport it to Site 19 unless it was associated with a object. Also, objects need to have one of two qualities to be put into SCP, at least in my opinion. Otherwise, i think it would be much simpler to just destroy the items.

1: item is so far outside our abilities to destroy that the best we can do is contain it.

2: item is useful in some way (operates without energy, immune to radiation, produces no waste, etc..) that it needs to be contained and studied, even if containment is hard.

Just some rules of thumb i use. If you have suggestions for SCP, please tell me! I'll try my best to make better ones, but right now all i have is stuff i come up with.

here's an idea for a safe SPC: SPC-221. a large military base in France that has sentience. It seems to be almost the same granite as SPC-11 It is used as Site 8 for the SPC since 1952

>>586201
I actually had a idea for SCP-001 and site 19 combined. If some one could format this correctly, that would be great. Bacially no containment procedures besides don't pull on it and don't let below level 4 handle it.
It is a large ancient myan origin round door that when pushed into the ground, it eats its way into the soil and cough it back up when you pull on it. They use it to create and expand Site 19 and its the very first SCP in Site 19.

Hey you wanted ideas. And my ideas coenside with yours of items having to be either indestructible or useful.

SCP- 240

Item# 240

Object Class: Euclid*Safe

Special Cointainment Procedures:

Item# 240 may be handled safely by all clearance levels. A standard 20' x 30 lab will safely contain it, providing the interior doorknob is removed and sealed. All personel handling #240 directly are required to wear safety glasses and disposeable latex gloves. Neoprene gloves may be substituted in case of an allergic reaction to latex. All objects entering the area must be accounted for upon leaving, with the exception of objects intended for prolonged observation and experimental purposes. #240 has shown no aggression so far; any change in behaviour is to be reported immediately to the director [EXPUNGED].

Description

SCP-240 appears as a reddish-pink mass currently weighing 12.56 kilograms, covered in tendrils approximately 20mm in diameter, exteding to various length from 70-200mm. The mass remains ovioid in form at rest, but extends and reshapes as part of the organism's method of locomotion. Exact size and surface area have proven impossible to accurately calculate due to this factor. Tendrils are highly motile and strong, aiding the creature in movement and also manipulating objects. The creature is nonaggressive and does not seem to produce any toxic substances. SCP-240 has increased in size some sixty-four percent since first transfered to the facility, and its behaviour has become more complex and interactive. It appears to mimic the actions of personnel at times and investigates any and all objects it comes into contact with thoroughly. Communication attempts have failed so far but several staff members insist the organism appears to possess intelligence comparable with that of the great apes.

ADDENDUM: According to calculations done by [EXPUNGED] the organism's rate of growth and overall strength are increasing, despite no visible means or methods of food intake. If this continues, it may be advisable to limit direct contact with personell, as the organism may inadvertantly injure them during interactions

>>584651

SCP series has been won, you can all go home now.

After finding this image, I couldn't NOT make an SCP from it

I just put this up on the wiki, tell me if it fails or not

Item # SCP-127

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-127 is considered no more dangerous than a normal firearm of its type. However, due to its extraordinary properties, it is to be held in Weapons Locker 7-C when not in use and suspended in water rich in calcium and protein. At this time, only the research team assigned to SCP-127 has clearance to access it.

Description: SCP-127, upon first glance, appears to be a standard submachine gun style firearm. Tests have revealed that aside from the outer steel shell, the entirety of the firearm is organic and alive. The weapon's ammunition initially appeared to be human-like teeth; DNA testing of the "bullets" results in no known match in any species known on Earth.

The weapon features two settings; semi-automatic, and full automatic (an audible groan can be heard when switching between the two). Upon depleting the weapon's "magazine" (typically 60 shots), it takes between 3-5 days to regrow a new supply of ammunition. Attempting to remove the current magazine results in failure; it seems to be permanently attached to the weapon.

The weapon does not seem capable of reproduction at this time (scans showed no apparent reproductive organs), and requires no sustenance beyond water, calcium, and protein.

>>587434
>tell me if it fails or not
It's not the original, therefore it's shit.

These are all shit.

Can someone tell me what is this about?

>>587477
bunch of faggots trying to write fan fiction government documents.

warehouse32

Ew. It probably shits everywhere.

>>584600

I wrote one about Pegasus...

>>585462

Players? lol Steve Jackson

It's warehouse 23, incidentally. (http://www.warehouse23.com/basement/) I know some people are sick of SCP, and that's fine. It's not for everyone, and really it shouldn't be. if you are way too hard-core for this stuff, more power to you!

Myself, i think it's fun to write. even better that some people can calm down enough to actually respond like they are on /x/ and not /b/. Most people post because they want feedback...tell them what sucks about it, instead of just "IT FAILS!!!". Maybe it'll get better, who know.

I think this is a very cool concept. Granted, some of the SCP are utter crap (several of mine included), but we're trying. If anyone has better stuff, if anyone who's said "these all suck, stop posting!" can actually add something, please do so and show us all up!

I think #240 seems like #218, maybe some kind of common ancestry? the living gun is sweet too...the picture really helps it, but on it's own it's not that creepy. I like it, just maybe needs some tweaks.

>>586201
Most likely you haven't noticed this, but I've been editing your SCPs at the site; mainly rephrasing things. Yours are easy to recognize, because you refer to the items nearly always by #XXX, whereas most other people use SCP-XXX. I'd like to write them, but I haven't had much ideas.

oh...well thank you! I appreciate it, and i'm glad for the help, lord knows i can use it. Why nothing of your own? give it a try, the worst that happens is people hate it. Trust me, you get over it fast.

>>587985
Well, I've written something; it's there, among the rest. I've provided some simple ideas a long ago, and the ones who worked on them could get more out of them than I could've.

Well thanks for all the work...i know my stuff is rough. what number did you make? i'd like to check it out! I hope all this does not go the way of the holders...i think the SCP have real potential!

>>588024
I don't want to tell specifically which one I wrote. It's around the middle of the list and it's short.
Mostly I just edit other people's SCPs. If you want to look at something I (and not just me, look at the discussion page) found really bad and changed around a bit, take a look at SCP-225 - bladed weapon.