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In this thread deafbabydoctor
Tell me about the time a clown statue raped you.
>> Anonymous
It was on a Tuesday...
>> Anonymous
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>>586232
AND AT THE SHOW ON TUESDAY
>> deafbabydoctor
>>586232

Interesting. Tell me moar!
>> Anonymous
>>586245
It was late at night and I had just settled down for the night...
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
>>586247

cMon and tell me the story I want to bass a story for one of my anthologys on it!

>>586205

Stop stealing copywritted pictures you AIDSfuck!
>> Anonymous
all i can remember is that it happened on a Tuesday...at night...and at the shore of some beach...on a cold day.
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
>>586349

Anonnymous you fatherfuck you better not be accusing me of rape! I havent had sex in 5 year so you better not be saying I did that!
>> Anonymous
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Stuff your mouth with Don Henrie's cock and shut the fuck up Nick.

NOM NOM NOM that's the sound of you licking his asshole.
>> Anonymous
I was at the SCP containment facility and saw a pretty nurse behind the counter who directed me to a door to her left with a heavy sigh and a solemn look after i asked told her about my long night driving down a deserted highway to get to a lighthouse to find a flesh bound book written in blood before i got trapped in the voide between 2am and 5am on halloween night whilst taking care of my realistic baby doll that i found in my oven after examining a videotape showing a woman crawling inside with red eyes peering through a keyhole.
only after i obtained item 1 of 538 did i hear the whisper
"No John. You are the clown statues"
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
"Stuff your mouth with Don Henrie's cock and shut the fuck up Nick.

NOM NOM NOM that's the sound of you licking his asshole."

Whatever thats why you got deleted, because 4chan doesn't put up with your jizzsucking ways dickass, they respect author's copyright.
>> Don Henrie !sPa6h0btmI!!zge
>>586557

I should know.
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
>>586587

Shut up, I don't suck dick I'm not a fag gay like you, I'm a gothic outsider writer whose also conservative Christian!
>> Anonymous
Take the children and get out of the house... we will call the police.

We do not have a clown statue.
>> Anonymous
>>586602

Uh, sure, whatever.
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
>>586605

Shut up you hate-mongering FAG I hope you die of drinking bleach or get cancer related to AIDS. E-pirating fuckfags like you are the reason that America going down the toilet, anonymous little chickendicks who hide behind a keyboard!
>> Anonymous
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can't sleep. clowns will eat me
>> Anonymous
>>586611
>>586602
>>586578
>>586543
>>586253
Obvious troll is obvious. gtfo
>> Clown !ZXhnzdpfFg!!dST
>>586611

You're the one spewing out fight talk as if you're willing to fight someone or do something right, other than be gothic and an OMGI'MACONSERVATIVEHCHRISTIANLUVME, IRL tough guy.

>>586612

Watch out.
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
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>>586618

Whatever homo, come to Chicago sometime and i'll bust your head open with a padlock you little cunt bitch. Fagnonymous.
>> Anonymous
Whatever, IRL homophobic troll weak shit, come to my basement and I'll rape with the hardest metals known to man. MY PENIS AND DRAGONFORCE, YAAAAAAAAAAH, you little "cunt bitch". You're a horrible troll and a horrible namefag, I'd rather remain anonymous or be a tripfag then a namefag troll.
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
>>586616

You're mom's a troll, bitchdass, she probably went around truck stops blowing guys with her dentures out.
>> Anonymous
>>586620

HAY LOOK I'M A CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN THOUGH GUY WHO FIGHTS WITH A LOCK HURRRRRRRR
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
Hello, 4chan, can you point me in the direction of the nearest dick so that I may suck it?
>> Anonymous
>>586623

My mother has nothing to do with this, "Bitchdass", and get your facts straight and stick to the arguement, Christfaggot troll.

>>586624

Though guy?
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
>>586621

Damn cuntrag homo shit, think you can fuck around with me? Bet you're an e-pirating HOMO too! You come to Chicago and I'll fuck you up cuz its my town you don't set foot in here you little Anonymous fag!
>> Non-Erotic Homo Writer Nickolaus Pacione
>>586627
chi-town yo yo best man on the land
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
>>586625

This isn't me stop trying to pirate my identityt you father-ass-licker!

>>586626

Whatever you dickass, you don't make the rules you motherfucking cock shit. Your mom must be sorry she ever had a hateful little fag like you!
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
>>586629

Stop trying to be me you fucking pirate assbitch! I WILL KILL YOU.
>> Anonymous
>>586631

You make the rules then? Fine, tell me what to do, then. I'm in control either way.
>> Polysics !p9ANIscAxY
/b/ with ghosts

I will kill every 12 year old faggot in existence.
>> Anonymous
>>586634

wat sry tranny daddy :(
>> Anonymous
>>586637

I'm 21, and gay, come and get me, hopefully that's close enough.
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
BAWWWWWWWWWWWW
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
>>586636

Damn right you incest loving cunt, why don't you go to church and find Jesus, sleep with a woman, you fucking fag, for a start and stop trying to disrespect a horror master.

>>586637

More dead fags is good.

>>586638
DONT YOU EVER CALL ME A TRANNY I AM THIS CLOSE TO RAPING YOU!
>> Anonymous
Well there was that one time I saw Scrappy the Clown moon some little kids on a playground...
>> Woelchchowski !H7tBu5eDGE!!wc1
What the FUCK is going on here?
>> Polysics !p9ANIscAxY
>>586639

I hope moot kills this board and bans everyone who has ever posted in it, including myself.

Damnit, I used to come here to shit bricks, but now this board is nothing but the backwash from /b/.
>> Anonymous
>>586646

If I was banned from 4chan, I could be normal, in a decade or so.
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
>>586644

Oh good are you a moderator? This fuck Anonymous is trying to pick a fight with me, and one fag on here is trying to impersonate me to destroy my career as a published writer!
>> Anonymous
I rape clowns.
>> Anonymous
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>> Polysics !p9ANIscAxY
>>586650

Protip: 99.9% of the people who post in 4chan are perfectly normal and sane, but like to pretend otherwise because it is cool to be "insane." Hence the thousands of faggots who only come to 4chan to try to be cool, because it is perceived as an "insane" website.

You are a troll and a cancer good sir, and I hope you never return to the internet again.
>> Anonymous
>>586652

If Woelchchowski is a moderator then you're the biggest newfag faggot published writing troll ever.
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
>>586658

Seriously? Hardcore like fucking Slayer or Neutral Red(I manage that band when I'm not writing! Do you dream about this? I think dreams amke awesome storys.
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
>>586666

Don't you fucking EVER call me a faggot. Your the faggot you fucking cancerous fag, I hope you get aids or eat some razorblades!
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
Hi, I'm a faggot.
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
>>586679

Stop trying to fucking copy me you little pirate shit!
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
>>586684
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>> Anonymous
so i herd Nickolaus Fagione is on published in vanity publishing.

SCANDALLLLLOUS.
>> Anonymous
>>586690
And by on, I obviously mean only.
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
>>586684
Make me, cuntslut.
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
>>586684
YOU LITTLE PIRATE SHIP!!
XD
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
>>586688

You'll cry like that after I break you're head open queer!

>>586696

I'll force you like your dad shouldve forced you're mom to have an abortion you shitass bitch!
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
>>586690

Whatever shiutbag at least I have a career to be proud of, fucking homo loser~!
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
>>586699
Wow! You are such a good writer! I particularly like the way you used the incorrect form of "you're" when insulting me!
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
>>586698
Vanity publishing != career.
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
>>586699
Wow from a psychological stand point your hatred for gays in such a manor would imply you, yourself are one.But as a child your father found you putting on your mothers make up and clothing then beat you severely for doing so, you then learned being gay was bad so you stored away your gay little feelings and figured every thing that is remotely gay is bad. So you became a queer hatin' he-man. But, deep down you're jealous because you cant get fucked in the ass.
>> Anonymous
>>586710
>>586706
>>586703
>>586701
>>586699
>>586698
>>586696

STOP TURNING /x/ INTO /b/, FAGGOT. STOP TURNING /x/ INTO /b/, FAGGOT. STOP TURNING /x/ INTO /b/, FAGGOT. STOP TURNING /x/ INTO /b/, FAGGOT. STOP TURNING /x/ INTO /b/, FAGGOT. STOP TURNING /x/ INTO /b/, FAGGOT. STOP TURNING /x/ INTO /b/, FAGGOT. STOP TURNING /x/ INTO /b/, FAGGOT. STOP TURNING /x/ INTO /b/, FAGGOT. STOP TURNING /x/ INTO /b/, FAGGOT. STOP TURNING /x/ INTO /b/, FAGGOT. STOP TURNING /x/ INTO /b/, FAGGOT. STOP TURNING /x/ INTO /b/, FAGGOT. STOP TURNING /x/ INTO /b/, FAGGOT. STOP TURNING /x/ INTO /b/, FAGGOT. STOP TURNING /x/ INTO /b/, FAGGOT.
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
>>586712
Too late, dude. It's been like this for a while. Or is sometimes, and then isn't. It comes and goes. in b4 Karma Chameleon, etc.
>> Anonymous
>>586712
stop being a cunt.
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
>>586703

Like I have to answer to a cocksmoke like you!

>>586706

You'll be fucking sorry when my fucking revolution in horror comes motherfucker. YOU WAIT, I WILL MAKE SURE YOU PAY.

>>586710

DON"T YOU TALK ABOUT MY DAD YOU ASSLICKING QUEER I WILL FUCKING HURT YOU!

>>586712

YEAH figures that a faggot like you can only repeat shit you fucking faggot shit.
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
>>586719
Sooooo, I'm taking it I was right about you being a closet gay because your daddy beats you?
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
>>586721

No, your thinking of you're mom fucking you in the ass with the handle of her hair brush you little cunt bitch!
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
>>586724
Hmm maybe I would if that remotely made any sense.
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
>>586728

God damn right it did you little tranny fuckslut!
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
>>586724
Just seriously stop typing.
Protip: Think before you type, or speak for that matter.
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
>>586730

Don't try to tell a writer how to write you pirating little shitfag!
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
>>586729
Why are you here? Seriously?
If you didn't want to be trolled, why did you come to 4chan?
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
>>586728
You really don't understand the english language and grammar do you? If you really want to be a writer, learn to read and write properly.
You must be 13 years old.
Sitting in your room with white face powder and black lipstick thinking your so dark and mysterious.
Shoot yourself please.
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
>>586739

I was going to including some of this creepypasta in my next published anthology. I'm Italian-American so that appeals to me as a horror writer and an Italian. But like I'd want to include something from this fag haven now!
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
>>586748
THEN GET THE FUCK OUT.
Also, what does being Italian-American have to do with anything? Jesus Christ, you are dumb.
If you really were a good writer, you wouldn't need to use creepypasta to pad out your work.
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
>>586742

Whatever you hateful little identity stealing faggot butt pirate, I'm a real writer and all it takes is a google to see that you fucking shit, and I don't put on makeup like a FAG because I'm an outsider goth.
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
>>586753

What are you being a racist fuck because I'm Italian now? You fucking racist fucking fag.
>> Anonymous
>>586759
It was an irrelevant statement. That's like me coming in here and saying, "As a cobra-based superhero, I'd like to say that this thread rules ass."
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
>>586759
YOU ARE A DUMBASS!
You brought up your Italian when you didn't have to, you're a fucking dip shit who needs to kill himself and learn insults other then fucker, bitch, cunt, and fag.
AND ITALIAN IS NOT A RACE IT'S A NATIONALITY YOU IGNORANT TWIT!
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
>>586762

Yeah I bet you love to think about ruling ass you brotherfucker!

>>586769

Whatever you fucking hatemongering bitch kid! At least I don't hide behind a fucking keyboard!
>> Anonymous
>>586771
Uh, yes you do.
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
>>586771
What do you think you're doing? Seriously your arguing about bullshit on a image board because you get butt hurt if some one points out anything wrong about you. Go to bed.
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
>>586774

Come to Chicago, fag cock, and I'll show you!
>> Anonymous
>>586742

>>If you really want to be a writer, learn to read and write properly.

>>thinking your so dark and mysterious.

==> your so dark and mysterious
=>your
>> Anonymous
i smell failfaggotry again.And i came all the way from /b/
>> Future Black Cock Expert (has sucked 659+ black cocks) Last Black Cock Sucked: 9.5 inches
>>586771
Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicks.
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
>>586777
Not worth it. I will not shell out 300 bucks on a ticket to the other side of the country to kick your gothy homosexual ass.
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
Someone please fuck my loose asshole so that I can cry and forget about the terrible things people said about me on the internet.
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
>>586776

Fuck you you dick cheese not until you stop trying to impersonate me, your not the boss of me!
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
>>586777
SERIOUSLY? you just said "fag cock" as a viable insult? I think not. Loser...
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
>>586791
Dick cheese? You gotta do better than that. You're failing hard and I can't wait to see you crash and burn.
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
>>586789

Stop making me out to be a queer like you fuckface! IF YOU USE MY NAME IN VAIN AGAIN YOU WILL PAY!

>>586780

I know these faggots really like to cause shit!
>> Anonymous
hmm..i think that this is neither funny nor creepy. it's just too forced..
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
>>586794
Using it and rubbing my cock all over it so you get my fictional homo AIDS
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
>>586792

What could be worse than a fag cock, at least to someone who's not a fucking fag like you?

>>586793

Yeah right like I'm the failure your the one who's mother wishes she'd gotten an abortion I'm sure!
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
>>586798

Knew you had fucking AIDS you fuckpig bitch!
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
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My names Nickolaus Pacione and I'm a ugly fatty!
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
>>586799
Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione 04/12/08(Sat)18:17 No.586699


>586696

I'll force you like your dad shouldve forced you're mom to have an abortion you shitass bitch!


sorry you already used that one:)
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
You're 31 years old and acting like an 8-year-old. Seriously, just stop. Even the underageb&s who refresh /x/ every minute for 12 hours a day looking for pictures of zombie girls to jerk off to after their parents go to bed behave better than you. Just fucking stop, and grow up.
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
>>586806

THAT'S MY COPYWRITED MATERIAL YOU BETTER TAKE THAT DOWN NOW!!!!!
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
>>586817
THANK YOU!
>> Anonymous
>>586827
facepalm.jpg
Doesn't even know the difference between copyright and copywrite.
>> sage Anonymous
i have never been so annoyed by a thread.

sage this shit.
>> sage sage
sage

in every fucking field
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
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>>586827
durr durrr durrr i like cock
>> Anonymous
xChan
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
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>>586844
Nickolaus Pacione is a self described (and published) "author" who hates gays, women, and anything erotic. He has numerous restraining orders against him from Stephen King and many others many whom are women.
>> sage sage
sage, it's the only possible answer to this much fail.
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
>>586851

Bitches had it coming the whores!
>> Anonymous
Where's that anon who posts yaoi in religion threads when you need him?

We need to kill this.
>> Anonymous
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>>586871

sorry i'm late.

also, cock & sage
>> Anonymous
wait...oh shit...THAT clown statue! yeah man forgot about that. it's ok everyone get back in the house.
>> sage sage
SAGE
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I WILL FUCK YOU IN THE ASS AND YOU WILL LIKE IT, NICK. YOU ARE A CUM SLUT HOMO. ADMIT IT. I WILL FUCK YOU IN THE ASS AND YOU WILL LIKE IT, NICK. YOU ARE A CUM SLUT HOMO. ADMIT IT. I WILL FUCK YOU IN THE ASS AND YOU WILL LIKE IT, NICK. YOU ARE A CUM SLUT HOMO. ADMIT IT. I WILL FUCK YOU IN THE ASS AND YOU WILL LIKE IT, NICK. YOU ARE A CUM SLUT HOMO. ADMIT IT. I WILL FUCK YOU IN THE ASS AND YOU WILL LIKE IT, NICK. YOU ARE A CUM SLUT HOMO. ADMIT IT. I WILL FUCK YOU IN THE ASS AND YOU WILL LIKE IT, NICK. YOU ARE A CUM SLUT HOMO. ADMIT IT.
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
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>>586984

Listen you incest FUCK shut the hell up and stop fantasizing about my ass you fucking FAG I know you have a hard-on for a successful writer like me but I'm not a fucking sodomeite like you I AM AN OUTSIDER GOTH AND I WILL HURT YOU IF YOU DON'T STOP FUCKING AROUND.
>> Inspirationfag !eLvAWZ6IPA
>>587296

I fuckin shat myself laughing.
>> Anonymous
>>586564
winrar
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
>>587389

Yeah whats this SCP stuff, is it something a writer could include in a gothic horror anthology?
>> Anonymous
saging a tripfag infested thread
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
>>587889

Don't you call me a fag you fucking FAG!
>> Sage Sage
Oh god, is this shit still going?
No one obviously wants you here Nick,
I suggest you go find a proper forum on literacy than fagging a board for the paranormal.
Seriously.
>> Non-Erotic Horror Writer Nickolaus Pacione
>>587901

I SAID STOP CALLING ME A FAG I WILL REPORT YOU TO THE PROPER AUTHORITIES IF THIS SLANDER CONTIN"UES!
>> Anonymous
>>587938

Hey fagrajag, go write some gothic literature and leave us alone to talk about [REC] and shadow people in peace.

This thread is a troll trolling some trolls who are in turn trolling some fags. But one of the trolls is a fag, so the sysem is corrupted
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>>587938
DO IT FAGGOT
>> Anonymous
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