ah did once. i literally shat my brax rite then and dere. he looked up at me. i looked at him. we connected. we both had pants filled wit poo

OP pic is too well-dressed for a hobo.

must be a new hobo

We had a local one we called Cousin Herbert.
He only ever wore a vest and track pants with no shoes. Every now and again, though, he'd spice up the ensemble with something fresh and funky he'd obviously recently found in the dumpster behind Target.
He wasn't actually that creepy until you locked eyes with him, and he didn't stop staring at you until you left his line of vision.
Another one was the creepy lady who hung around the supermarket with a stiletto on one foot, a sneaker on the other and a tattered shawl around her shoulders. If you passed her, she'd reach out and try and grab at your clothes while gibbering about clouds.

He looks so happy. Be nice.

>>602609
I'm sorry this is 4chan

When I was a kid I was on the boardwalk at the beach, I was walking slowly so my uncle was far ahead of me with all our fishing gear. I just happened to look down at the boardwalk itself, and through the wide spaces between the wood, I see the two white eyes of this creepy looking vagrant staring back up at me, intensely. What made it scarier was that it wouldn't have been too hard for him to jab a knife or something through the spaces, or come out and up the stairs since those weren't too far away. Those stairs, of course, HAD to be between my unlce and me, making it even more terrifying. Needless to say I caught up to my uncle on the pier in a matter of seconds, I ran faster than SCP-173 moves when you blink.

tramps are scary. full stop.

there used to be this woman in town that scavenged bins. she was actually quite nice, i had conversations with her. everyone knew who she was. only recently did she die though...

>>602891

that's really sad. :(

why do the crazy, horrible ones never go away?

because they are the ones that think they serve a purpose as a hobo...

I've been homeless. It fucking sucks.. But me and my other homeless friend used to sit at the alcove in front of an empty business and wait until someone walked by. He would grunt really hard and I'd make a NASTY fart sound with the back of my hand. The looks we got were all we needed to survive on lols, except this one time when we did it, some little gay guy yells "ETHCUTHE ME" and stole our thunder.

>>602903

Holy fucking shit, faggots! That was the finest fucking story any god damn son of a bitch has ever told. Give this god damn nigger a fucking Pulitzer prize, assholes. You know this bitches story was so god damn unbelievable I would fuck this faggot right in his tight little homo ass in front of fucking everyone just to say thanks for doing such a fucking fantastic writing job.