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New Data Entry// dated 5-4-08// Anonymous

Item #: SCP-013

Object Class: Euclid

Containment Procedures: SCP-013 has been complaint with most commands and has been allowed to stay in a standard 15 meter reinforced cell built for it on site in [DATA EXPUNGED] along with facilities for required staff. If it does attempt to leave it's enclosure an order such as "Get back." or "No" in a calm voice will cause it to return to its original position. Under no circumstances are personnel to raise their voice or attempt to forcibly command SCP-013 in such an event [DATA EXPUNGED] until deceased. no fewer than 20 class D personnel are to be in SCP-013's enclosure at any time and those posted there are to remain with heads bowed at all times until relieved by the next shift at 600, 1800, and 000 hours.

Description: SCP-013 is spherical and measures approximately 1 meter in diameter with a faintly reflective surface. Subjects that focus on SCP-013's surface report seeing their chosen deity (Agnostics claim to instantly have their beliefs in a higher power affirmed and Atheists report seeing a depiction of an expanding galaxy). Staff have named SCP-013 "the all and nothing" for reasons unknown. People under the effects of SCP-121 that enter SCP-013's cell begin screaming and die of massive hemorrhage within 30 seconds of exposure to SCP-013. Reasons for this reaction are unknown, further testing is scheduled. If a subject under the effects of SCP-121 enters the enclosure SCP-013 will press against the furthest wall but make no attempt to break through. As of yet all attempts at documentation via video or still cameras have only produced an image of a metal sphere.

Document #013-1: [worship protocol]
If fewer than 20 "worshippers" are in SCP-013's enclosure SCP-013 will move toward the nearest wall and through unknown means create a circular hole through which it will exit and attempt to find more "worshippers". SCP-013 can be contained by surrounding the subject with the recommended amount of personnel.

>>	Anonymous not bad, bump for a good effort

>>	Anonymous >>625114 change complaint to compliant in the first sentence, and change worshippers to worshipers. But it looks good other then that, it's just vague enough to work well.

>>	Anonymous op here, thanks, i just read through the whole list and thought i would try to write one.

>>	Anonymous goddam /x/ i mean i know its not bri/x/ shitting stuff but i expected more than 2 comments. hell i got more from /b/ and they werent all assholes

>>	Anonymous i like it, i saw a wiki a few days ago with a bunch of these

>>	Anonymous what is it exactly sauce/moar info I mean I know OP wrote this but what is it based on.

>>	Anonymous >>No.625168 http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series

>>	Anonymous i didnt base it on anything, just kinda grabbed it outta the air

Anonymous

basically my idea for the thing (and i would of explained it more if it hadent been for the space constraint on the text field) the thing can be satisfied by 20 people but if more people came to worship at the deities image their prayers would gradually increase this things abilities till it could distort reality and eventually fuck everything up, all in theory of course

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>>	Anonymous I like the part with the atheists and the galaxy, I don't know why. It could have been "they see nothing", but a galaxy, that's a nice touch.

>>	Anonymous >>625114 >>625198 but wat if someone touched it?

>>	Anonymous >>625327 oh, well, just off the top of my head. instant catatonia lasting a few weeks followed by an intense either need or fear (hell why not both) of getting near object SCP-013.

>>	Anonymous no offense man, i like the story and all but that shit about going into a coma when you touch it seems a lil done. but hey its yours have fun with it

>>	Anonymous Shitty idea. Believers see their gods ? Atheists an expanding universe ? That`s where you killed it.

Anonymous

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I think that "it's yours, have fun with it" isn't a good approach. /x/ is a community effort of people who like shitting bri/x/ and should help each other by giving good constructive criticism. The first part is good, but the last is annoying because you're acting like a Jewish mother, like GLaDOS. "Okay, leave me. I don't need you. I can just rot here in my underground laboratory. Go have fun outside with Gordon and his alien friends."

>>	Anonymous op here >>625380 how did that kill it its better than the overly used, athiest dont see shit while all the believer see god, the big bang is their creator >>625381 are you talking about the orginal entry or the two amendments i made?

>>	Anonymous That wiki page is interesting. Like the Holders, only marginally less fucked up.

>>	Anonymous oh yeah, i have a slightly enlarged version of this article http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-013

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>>	Anonymous File :-(, x) >>625592 Is that shit gantz?

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>>	Anonymous wtf is that???

>>	Anonymous >>626054 A picture of a melting Homer Simpson?

>>	Anonymous >>625775 That moment made me shit bri/x/.

>>	Anonymous >>625775 What the fuck episode is this from?

>>	Anonymous >>625775 >>626069 Obviously a Treehouse of Horror episode, looking it up now...

>>	Anonymous >>626072 Okay, I failed it. Anyone else know what episode this is?