The laptop is incompatible with all forms of external devices to copy data at our current disposal, including military-grade and top-secret grade storage. This includes all printers, floppy disks, CD's, DVD's, USB or "FireWire" devices, and all <EXPUNGED>. Using these devices and storage mediums with SCP-1045 frequently renders them irreparably unreadable. As such, if any data is to be retrieved from this laptop, it must be copied by hand to paper using a wax crayon, following the Special Containment Protocols listed above. All attempts to communicate with the laptop via network have failed and have resulted in data corruption on Epsilon Facility's mainframes.
Appendix A: This computer has been observed to "crash" on occasions, but since its discovery it has remained powered even when left unplugged from any external power source for three months on end. In the event that it does crash, notify a supervising personnel with a Class V clearance. It does not require repairs; it seems to be able to debug itself. On some occasions during independent activity, it will "crash" seemingly to prevent scientists from viewing what it was doing at the time of entry, further suggesting some form of cognition.
Appendix B: (RESTRICTED TO PERSONNEL WITH CLASS VII CLEARANCE)