File :-(, x, )
Anonymous

Item #: SCP-233
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-233 is to be contained in a magnetic-levitation containment facility at all times. Unless specific clearance has been obtained, SCP-233 is to be kept isolated. When clearance is obtained, research personnel are to wear full-body protective gear, including lead-lined gloves. Failure to do so will not be met with termination, however, it may be indicative of hitherto unobserved psychological imbalances in personnel. After they have been removed from the facility, personnel who have committed an infraction are to be scheduled for a full psychological analysis.
Description:
SCP-133 was discovered in 19??, in a destroyed residential building in ??????? ????. Agents ?????????????? and ??? ????? were dispatched to the field, and reported the anomalous state of the building. When agent ????? attempted to examine SCP-133 in more detail, he received extensive damage to his hand and forearms.
SCP-133 is a perfectly spherical, metallic object. It has a radius of 5 cm, and a circumference of 31.4 cm. It is notable for the extensive damage it causes. SCP-133 has maimed several members of staff, as well as destroyed several vehicles used in its initial transit to Site 19. SCP-133 is exceptionally sharp, tests confirming that it is capable, with time, of cutting through virtually every substance available to us - diamond being a notable exception.

Tests have as yet not confirmed how SCP-133 is capable of retaining both perfectly spherical and razor sharp qualities.

>>	THE BAKER! Not bad at all, it fits nicely into the SCP collection.

>>	Anonymous Very nice, but I would suggest changing one of the "extensive damage" parts because they're in very close proximity to each other and it sounds awkward.

>>	Anonymous in the description you changed it from 233 to 133, might want to fix that

>>	Anonymous >>663998 Very nice, how much?

>>	18noma !ADAMiEkOnE SCP eh?

>>	18noma !ADAMiEkOnE >>664717 also, how do i got rest of SCP pastas? must read

>>	Anonymous Meh, with all the terminations that happen in these SCP-descriptions, you'd think more people would know about this already, due to the fact that they must be hiring all the time.

>>	Anonymous PUT IT IN A DRAGONFORCE BOX. THAT'LL FIX THAT SHIT. Also, a fill in the gaps challenge could be funny.

>>	Anonymous this was very cool to read, but im not sure what it is

>>	Anonymous >>664799 Its a sphere that slices through things even though it's round

>>	Anonymous Borrowing ideas from the Warehouse 23 basement is probably the cure that the SCP series needs.

>>	Anonymous >>664797 Or just use carbon nanotubes, or another synthetic that is harder than diamond.

>>	Anonymous Will it blend? That's the question

>>	Anonymous File :-(, x) >>664825 Only one way to find out.

>>	Anonymous For anyone who doesn't know what's going on, there's a good couple of hours reading here. http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/Main_Page The moar you know...

>>	Anonymous File :-(, x) >>664853 over 9000 hours in mspoop

>>	Anonymous >>664805 Which is actually pretty retarded. In all, this is pretty awful SCP. I mean, there's nothing even vaugely creepy, sinister or threatening about it. It's about as scary as a very sharp kitchen knife.

>>	Anonymous >>664797 the blanks 88 santa fe moulder skully joe blow mulder

>>	Savant What happens if you bring all of the SCPs, Holder Items, and Crystal skulls together?

>>	Anonymous You have to divide by zero and count to infinity for it to work.

>>	Savant What if we divide by 0 to the infinite power?

>>	Gentleman >>665140 You summon Cockmongler, who proceedes to mongle youre cock

>>	Savant >>665154 I think you mean "your" and I don't have a cock to mongle.

>>	Anonymous >>665161 Enjoy your summon?

>>	Savant I'll make him post on 4chan.