God

What do I win?

wait.. isn't the Grim reaper ... pretty much the same job as the angel of death? What the fuck's up with that? ....unless theres some kind of pay difference....

>>681066

Its dependant entirely on the school of thought. =
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grim_reaper
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angel_of_death

Can this /x/enophile have the Oracle?
...Not the position, just the girl.
Better stated: Can I have the position of Oracle's lover?

I'd like to be a grim reaper. And for my form, i'd choose a little girl.

>>681100
Watch out.. that jobs already taken.
..you really don't wanna piss her off.

>>681116

She's beautiful. Who is she?

>>681119
Alma from F.E.A.R.
Decent game.. maby worth shittin half a brick, but degenerates into rail-shooting fail.
She kinda randomly pops up, and turns people literally inside out, then dissapears into a wall.. or walks away on the celing.

>>681123


You see, as figures of death, little girls are always more appealing as they are the epitome of innocence and have a child like quality.

Like Alessa from Silent Hill, And red queen from Resident Evil.

Even here
http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-053

I want archangel with archangel form

>>681127
Might just be me.. but I think the red queen was the creepiest thing out of the whole RE movie series...
"You're all going to die down here.."
...shit... still messes with me..

>>681135


'Kill her. Kill her now.'

That fucked me up.

And Claudia in interview with the vampire.

Maybe a Phantom Stranger dealie, always bringing balance.

I think i'd like to be the ferryman for the River Styx.
((however the fuck you spell that)
You get to ride up and down the most infamous river in mythology, several times a day.
You don't have to speak much.
Besides your hourly wages, the poeple have to give you an additional pay to cross.
And.. you meet some really interesting people along the way.

Reaper! I've always wanted that job. And I'd look like Mr. Rictus from the comic book Wanted.

the fukking i will not die for your sins savior.

i would take the position of angel of death, and i would be in the form of he who must not be named

>>681238
But how would you smell?

Depends on what happened to the last one to fill that position.

I'm not sure. I'd consider Reaper, but I'd probably decide against it and go for something much simpler, like protecting some kind of paranormal object from the world.

>>681243

Op says:

Just imagine they had to leave their job due to non related illness or decided to retire.

>>681241

Horrible, from the looks of him.

Any who...

If we can pick 'fictional', then Pyramidhead. If our only choices are 'mythical', then I choose Santa Claus. One night of work a year, an entire batallion of slaves, and the unquestioned authority to judge every living being on earth. Fuck yeah!

>hah ok here

http://www.outwar.com/rec/mystikal

>try to sign up

I think I'd like the position of Oracle...or Recorder, if you prefer. Limitless knowledge is awesome.

>if you like that

http://www.outwar.com/rec/mystikal

sign up and you will like this

Tooth Fairy.

>>681311
Reported your outwar account for false referrals.

Have a nice day.

Charon.

I'd get paid.

Executioner

I'm still tempted by the angel of death.

But the only down side would be that you were unable to make any physical contact with anyone you loved. Imagine, not being able to kiss the person you love, or hold their hand.

>>681328
I lol'd.

Satan, fuck yeah.

"Better to rule in Hell than to serve in Heaven", as they always say.

>>681396

I am sure that is from something classical and well known, But all i am coming up with is Little Nicky,

>>681398
Uh, remember you're shoving a pineapple up Hitler's ass at noon.

My job doesn't work like that.

I would be the creator of 4chan

>>681410

Oh, you.

I would apply to be a scene kid.

>>681442
I would apply to be a homophobic jock so I could kick your ass.

That old, bearded dude you always see as a representation of the earth. Forests and such.

>>681442
I would apply to raep you. :3

>>681062
Chupacabra.

i'd wanna be candlejack cause it sounds like fu

The Egyptian God Thoth. Or hell, why not the Jjaro AI Thoth? He's pretty paranormal.

>Beware. The mythical Thoth was concerned with maintaining the balance between creation and destruction, yes and no, light and darkness, not the triumph of one over the other.

>Do you remember the days when computers were simple, unreasoning things you could turn off and on like flashlights? Is memory what we perceived or what we want? What does Thoth think? He concerns himself
with the states of off and on, good and evil. Isn't his perception simple? Doesn't it have to be?

>I will return.

I would want to be some kind of goddess of new life or youth, sort of like Persephone was before she got raped by Hades.

>>681485

Guess I'll be Hades, then.

>OP here if your bored

http://www.outwar.com/rec/mystikal

>sign up and you will like this you can WTFpwn people

I'd be the Grim Reaper.

For obvious reasons, but then I figure I'd be bringing weird smiles around by being an ass about my job. Y'know, pop up at the front door, say "Howdy, Name's Greg Ripley, how's it going?", shake their hand.

And immediately thereafter be like "Whuh-oh! Gotcha!". Just an ass.

>>681551
Was that a tv show? Cause if not, it should be. Nevermind, scratch that, new idea.

A tv show where all the people op is thinking about hang out. Like...the grim reaper(being an ass), the tooth fairy(being a hot slut), Bacchus? (god of wine?) and.......Dracula. Roomates. It would be like that caveman show, but funny.

>>681578

It kind of resembles Dead Like Me.

I would likely be some sort of guardian angel thingy; I don't have the heart to take the lives or souls of others even though I know it would be necessary.
I'm a bit of a pussy, or a nice girl or what have you... I'd have to be helpful

If this counts - a summoner. One of those people who can call the elements & control them.

>>681587

Be a succubus.

>>681592
Ha, that would be kinda sweet, though I wouldn't have the sexual attitude for it. I'm not that dominant.

I've always wanted to be the grim reaper... Ever since i was a little kid

I think it'd be cool to be the sandman. I love lullabies.

The King of Dreams is possibly the sweetest position ever. Filling the heads of the world with wondrous visions and nightmares, showing them...themselves.

>>681062
What do I win?

I'd like to be the Angel of Death--specifically I would want to help ease people's pain and help them move on peacefully. There are many horrible things that you have to deal with when you lose loved ones, and not knowing whether it hurt when they died is one of them. If I could do nothing but ensure that people died peacefully and without pain or fear, that would be wonderful.

I'd be the grim reaper, and change my appearance as Light Yagami.

Time.
Even the most powerful of immortals feel the weight of Time,not in the way mere mortals might...but eternity is a long time.

I think I'd like to be the sand'man.'
I love sleeping children, and I love the idea of manipulating their dreams.
Or the tooth fairy.
Basically anything that would allow me to not be seen, but affect people's lives, anyway.

>>681293
That... is a really good point.

>I love sleeping children, and I love the idea of manipulating their dreams.
>I love sleeping children

I'd be cupid. Why? Because I could make some pretty messed-up matches. For starters, I'd cause a few world leaders to fall madly in love with various domesticated animals.

Dogs humping chicks would become regular. All dogs everywhere would fall instantly in love with any human female and would try to hump them at every opportunity.

Seemly random unconnected people would fall in love with their own feces. If you flushed, they would be devastated.

It would be endlessly amusing.

>>681485
>>681490

In b4 raep.

I'd be the Behemoth. I think destroying the world will be fun.

Succubus
Because, duh.

>>682192
Because you like it in the butt?

>>682194
Succubus=Pure lust incarnated. It's a form of creature that runs across the land of mortals having sex with women. And not only that, but they can never become caught, as they can't be seen by any other than the one they are having sex with.
It's the male version of an Incubus.

Fuck the grim reaper or angel of death.

Just Death, please.

Pyramid Head!!!

>>682199
Death is kinda hot.

Nyarlathotep. Because I would love to quest among mortals, whose souls I twist around my demonic fingers, in an ever going trial to release my father Azathoth from his imprisonment.

>>682206
Only kind of?

>>682197
No, no, I'd be the female version.
Poor, lonely virgins summon me, I give them a whole night of the best sex they've ever had (if they're not virgins) and then, in the morning, after I've pleasured them all night, I kill them.
Also because I love different positions, oral, pooper, etc. and anyone who is gonna die in the morning is gonna want to experiment all they can.

>>682216

That. is. awesome.

>>682206
We all love her. Well, why not? She loves us.

I'd have to apply to be Thor. Fuck yeah, God of Thunder!

>>682219
I try. It probably doesn't help that my boyfriend is borderline asexual.

>>682220
She only has room for Deadpool.

Angel of Death defiantly, form of a fucking awesome black mist

>>682240
Woah man, thats like .. creeping death.

Candlejack, because he is so freaking aweso

>>682197

You've gotten that backwards. A succubus is female, while an incubus, male.

>>682279
So he likes it in the butt?

>>682285
I always figured Succubi could "peg".
You know, with slimy tentacles that go really deep.

That's hott!

>>682205
PH is a FIGMENT, newfag

>>681490
Zing!

>>682303
Not really.
Pyramid head in the context of Silent Hill 2 might be, but his appearance is taken from the Executioners in the cult of Silent Hill's history, used as a tormentor because of James's fascination with the town's history.

Also, if the movie and Silent Hill: Arcade are taken to be even remotely canon, we can assume that PH is just like many of the other demons that haunt the town, in that he/they all exist in corpereal forms in their own rights, and can be "summoned" to do specific tasks, ie, to torment someon, to stalk, to kill, etc.

Satan. I'd already have control of Amerikkka so it'd be pretty sweet.

>>682350
James' figments are just that, figments. Whether or not they resemble something or not isn't important. It just proves the town's imagination is relatively limited.
Just because James' manifestation of Mary resembles her, She is still nothing more than a figment.
A figment belonging to a dumbshit, for that matter.

>>682369
He IS a dumbshit, I'll give you that.

>>682371
Wow. An agreement on the internet!
I do admit that many of the nuances of the town of Silent Hill are open to interpretation.
Agree to disagree?

The black horseman of the apocalypse.

That would be a badass job.

>>682381
Agree.

Death, of course.

I want to be Lady Luck.

Except I'm a guy.

I get to control coincidental, ironic, disastrous, and lucky moments.

Bastet

eternity, like in the marvel comics. yeah

so sweet.

Eris.

I sometimes wonder if i am an incarnation of the Goddess Chaos.

incubus
fuck yeah!

How about Kid Eternity, with the power to call into reality fictional beings?

>>682063
Go back to bed, Doctor.

Earth Spirit.

Fuck yeah, random Forest Encounters!

I'd like to be Cthullu, thank you.

The Boogeyman for me.

Sandman - I imagine it's a very very trippy job.

>>681066
Obviously the angel's of death job is easier, because people don't see what's coming and don't run

>>681100
>>681116
yeah, that's moot, bitches. Don't fuck with him.

Reaper, one of those badass mob looking ones, with a silver tongue and a pocket full of dreams I'll come to NYC and sit on the subway in the middle of the night with only one other person, and every time the light goes out I'll teleport closer to them from the other side of the wagon.
Fuck I'll be messing with people so bad.

I would like to be a shaman I suppose.

The gatekeeper at Valhalla.

Do almost nothing all day, then drink, eat and fight :D

>>682197

Fucking fail. Succubi don't have sex with women, inccubi do.
Learn your shit.

>>682199
FUCKING STOLE MY ANSWER

Right on though.

I'd apply for all of them.

I just really am desperate for work.

I'm a fan of checkers and the like, I'd go Reaper just to give the recently dead false hope of coming back.

>>682197
Succubi are female. Incubi are men.
You got it backwards.

The Watcher.

>>682197

Got it backwards dude

You know that magical hobo? You know, the one who travels the world, cursing awful people and blessing the benevolent?

Yeah, him. Fuck yeah, judging people.

I'd be the Grim Reaper taking the form of Mick Foley.

>>684146
This.

I would be Set. Controller of minds and worlds.

Incubus

incubus=male

>>684146

This. This.

I'd be the bogeyman.

I would want to be someone like Virgil in Dante's Inferno. A guide to souls going through the underworld.

I WOULD LIKE TO APPLY FOR A NEW POSITION. AS YOU CAN PLAINLY SEE, I ALREADY HAVE THE NEEDED ATTIRE.

The world's weapon seller. You know i would be like everywhere selling gun just like the one in resident evil. I would be invincible, i'd know all and i'd have a lot of guns!!!

I'd be galactus's herald.

>>685004
Terry Pratchett's Death isn't scary.

HE IS CORRECT, MORTAL. I LIKE CATS, AFTER ALL.

grim reaper = angel of death

I'd be the girlfriend of a part-time grim reaper.

or a shadow person?

Some sort of demon slayer, with like reaper powers or something.
Basically a general bad-ass.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_like_me#Synopsis

I guess you don't have a list of otherworldly jobs?

no one for Father Time? That has to be the most kickass job ever

Is this limited to certain people? If not, I'd be a shapeshifter. If so, The Horse of War?

>>685763
Sucks to be and old man.

Also, Achyllys. Fuck you, you're not hitting mah tendons, bitch.

I would def be the grim reaper cause I would stop being afraid of spiders DX

Probably some kind of forest creature, like a satyr.
I'd get to laze around, fuck anything I want, party all night, and screw with the minds of anybody who entered my territory. And plus, me being an Environmentfag, I could use my powers to stop deforestation by making plants grow from puddles of my cum. I think that would be awesome.

Ferryman on the River Styx. However, I would upgrade the boat to a big fucking steamboat, and I would have a kickass sound system. Be rolling down the Styx, blasting Ch-Check It Out and Brass Monkey.

THOOOOOR

>>686138
That would be so fucking sweet. You could have all kinds of undead bitches on the boat too.

Hanukkah Zombie

I never really thought of it was paranormal, but I suppose it would fit in this category. I would want to be the keeper of time, always watching over every single moment, every nanosecond of what happens, making sure every thing goes just as planned. I would know the future, the past, and the present all at the exact same time.

You people seem to have a horrible problem with mistaking paranormal with generic fantasy. Satyrs and shapeshifters? Really? That's so fucking... lame.

>>681333
Hawt