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Anonymous
ONCE THERE WAS A BABYSITTER AND SHE WAS BABYSITTING THE KIDS AND SHE CALLED THE PARENTS AND SAID CAN I COVER THE CLOWN STATUE AND THEY SAID YA AND SHE TOLD THE KIDS AND THEY SAID MY PARENTS ARE DED AND SHE WAS LIKE"WHO WAS PHONE?" AND THEN....
>> Anonymous
>>688601
AFTER THE MOVIE, THEY STARTED MAKING SWEET LOVE WITH BILL COSBY WHO APPEARED FROM A ALIEN MOTHERSHIP AND DEMANDED CAPTAIN PICARD TO SHOW UP
>> Anonymous
>>688601
THEN THEY WATCHED A MOVIE BUT IT WAS WEIRD AND HAD A WOMAN CRAWLING TINTO OVEN SNAD THEY SAID SHIT SUX AND THNEY SAID OH NO WHERTE ARE THE KIDS!
>> Anonymous
>>688604
disregard that I'm an idiot
>> Anonymous
>>688605
SO THEY CAN'T FIND KIDS AND THEY SEE A MAN WITH THE KIDS AND HE DROPS THEM AND THEY FILLED WITH COCAIN AND DED WAT!
>> Anonymous
Holy shit this is the greatest mash-up of all the creepypasta I could ever have wished for.
>> Anonymous
>>688608
SO THEY BRING HOLLOW COCAINE CHILD TO HOSPITABLE AND JOHN AND CAIT (BABYSITTER) ARE WANTING TO SAVE KIDS BUT THERE NO ONE IN HOSPITAL LIKE SILENT HILL AND THEY HEAR NOCKING EVERYWHERE BABYSITTER IS REAL SCARED THEN JOHN GET ATTACKED WITNESS
>> Anonymous
>>688612
THEN CLAIRE SAID NO JOHN YOU ARE THE DEMONS AND HOHN WAS A ZOMBIE SO BABYSITTER RUN OUTSIDE WITHOUT COCAINE AND HITCHHIKE TO LIGHTHOUSE SHE KILL DRIVER AND FIND TREASURE KEY IN BELLY ASND USE IT TO OPEN LIGHT HOUSE WITH BOOKS
>> Anonymous
>>688613
SHE WAS REAL THIRSTY AND THERE WAS A THING THAT SAID SCP-173 BUT SHE DIDNT KNEIO WHAT IT MEANS AND DRANK IT SAND STARTED CHOKE SHE COUGHED A BUTTION AND THOUGHT CCOULD IT BE DED GIRL BUTTON? WHATEVR
>> Anonymous
>>688616
HAPPENED AFTER THAT REMAINS MYSTERY BECAUSE THE LAST WORDS THEY EVER SAID WERE CANDLEJACK BECAUSE THEY DIDNT BELIEVE THAT THEY WOULD GET KIDN
>> Anonymous
>>688616
PEOPLE CAN LICK TOO, HOLY SHIT WHO WAS IN THE OVEN
>> Anonymous
>>688716
BUT THEN SHE NOTICED THE SHAPE OF THE OVEN, AND SAID, THIS HOLE, IT WAS MADE FOR ME, AND THE DRR DRR DRR...
>> Anonymous !!cO4+ZpK4VR4
>>688716

The turkey dinner
>> Anonymous !!cO4+ZpK4VR4
>>688721

And then she forgot she left the gas running and they were all dieing slowly and all sitting naked on the ground believing this was going to happen.
>> ragen
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A couple with children were trying out a new babysitter. About an hour after they left for a night on the town, they realized they had forgotten to give her their cell phone number, so one of them called her.
After she wrote down the number, the babysitter asked if she could watch satellite TV in their bedroom. She had just put the children to bed and wanted to watch a particular show. (The parents didn't want their children watching too much garbage, so the living room TV did not have satellite channels.)
Well of course she could watch TV in their room, they replied. The babysitter had one other request: could she put a sheet or blanket over the Ken Griffey Jr. statue that was in the bedroom? It kind of made her nervous.
Take the children and go to the neighbors, said whichever parent was talking to her. We'll call the police. We don't have a Ken Griffey Jr. statue.
The police caught Ken Griffey Jr. as he was running through the neighborhood.
>> Anonymous
>>688748
I knew there was something fishy about that guy. Fuck.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
I love this thread.
>> Anonymous
Art.