SCP crap again?

>>688958
Doctor Who actually.

Man that episode had be cautiously staring at statues for about a week

>>688958

At least SCP has Josie and the dog. beats the fuck out of the holders.

Count the shadows. For god sake count the shadows if you want to live. Message ends.

NO. NO.

DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS TO ME AGAIN.

I AM TERRIFIED OF THAT

I love the SCP series, it defines /x/ in a collection of creepy clinical shit

>>688968
Heh, wow. If statues were all I had to worry about, my life would be so much easier.

No, man, you're safe. Statues are just pieces of rock. The fucked up shit is behind them, usually.

Oh, unless the statue is hollow, like most metal ones. Then it's inside.

>>688973

Hmmm, then i guess you've never seen an inanimate object move.

>>688978
Oh I have, but statues aren't the highest on the list. Seen one crack suddenly, but that was because the thing behind it pushed through it.

>>688978

Bullshit, they never move when your looking, that's how they get you.

>>688990

Or they 'THINK'.

I've been sat at my desk typing and sworn one of my dolls has leaned to the other to speak.

For some reason, I can't access the /b/tard SCP page. I'd love to see that.

http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series#Joke_SCPs

>>689010

I've seen it. Its not all that.

>>689005
Destroy them both. Now. Use fire, and... fuck, never mind. Just keep a close eye on them, keep them where you can see them from your computer or your bed or whatever.

IT'S DOCTOR WHO YOU DUMB FUCKS.

>>689027

No! I like them, I call them my pretties. I cradle them in my arms and kiss their pale faces. They watch over my bed.

The Happening should have been about the Angels instead of that stupid tree story.

>>689036
Little Apple Dolls are win but you're a straight-up creeper.

I think Otakus would like to see their 1:1 figurine of Naru or some other anime girl coming to life.

>>689043

No. I just like to nurture that which has been left to grow wild.

And why not?

>>689038
Is that what it'd sbout? A fucking tree?

WHAT A TWEEST!

I require the full story of this.

If I saw a statue like the OPs I would prolly feel intrigued/scared but nothing brix shitting, and yeah my first thought was that he was talking about the SCP-173

They're quantum locked!!

I blinked.

THAT THING'S RAY SHIELDED!

SCP-173 is sum scary shit

>>689283
yeah if you're 9