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Now how's about some good ol' SCPs? the señior
I haven't seen any of these in a while, and I suddenly have a craving for some. C'mon /x/philes, give me something weird.
>> Anonymous
>good ... SCPs
theres your problem right there
>> Anonymous
OP pic looks familiar like a cartoon or comic strip character or somthing...
>> Anonymous
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>>690882
Sup
>> Anonymous
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pic related
>> the señior
Hmm... Comic strip character... You're right, it does look like something from a comic, but I guess it's just the way it's shaped/its eyes, etc.
>> the señior
>>690885
oh hai.
>> Anonymous
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reminds me of mr. saturn
>> 039 Cog
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Item #: SCP-039

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures:

SCP-039 is currently sealed in a steel-lined room of reinforced concrete. The two-stage airlock must have one section sealed at all times. Any personnel attempting experimentation on SCP-039 must do so via robotic assistance. No biological material is allowed in containment area. Anything coming in contact with SCP-039 is to be held in the airlock for 24 hours and observed for any infestation. Any biological matter coming in contact with, or infested by, SCP-039 is to be terminated and sealed in containment area. Any and all electronic equipment within a fifty meter radius of SCP-039 is to be incased in heavy EMI shielding.

Description:

SCP-039 was recovered from India, in a town uninhabited for several years. It is unclear if SCP-039 is actually an animal, as its structure is more akin to a crystalline formations then DNA. SCP-039 is a form of parasite, several inches long at maturity but microscopic at its “larval” or spore stage. It seeks out higher mammals, bonding via several small claws to the host’s spine. One host may have multiple infestations of SCP-039. SCP-039 takes over the body’s autonomic nervous system, thus making removal deadly to the host, fills the host bloodstream with spores, then becomes dormant. These spores migrate out to the dermis after a few days, encapsulating in cysts below the epidermis. Hosts report a slightly increased level of forgetfulness and a vague sense of paranoia.
>> Cog
Most host organisms appear totally unaware of infestation until nearing an electrical device. Any electric field or electrical event that occurs near SCP-039 causes it to reproduce. Spores rupture from the cysts, and both larva and adults will quickly kill and consume the host. SCP-039 has proven very difficult to destroy, the currently contained swarm recovering from temperatures of +900 and -100 degrees Celsius, pressure of 8,000 psi, most biological and artificial toxins, and rads in excess of 5000.
>> anonymous
Google "SCP", Narb.