001, should just be the first one they find.

Something where if you're not looking at it or thinking about it, it sends a gorilla to fcuk you in the ass.

The Holder of the End.

/thread

>>694768
yeah

>>694756
ive always wanted to do one for the piece of eden.
from assassin's creed.

This thread can go eat three dicks.

>>694770


Or when you breathe you die.

THE EARTH.
That's right, the planet we are on.
Oh shi-

The Roswell Autopsy Subject?

>>694790
oooo thats a good one.

Forty golden dicks in twenty bronze nigger mouths. They continuously pump in and out, and once they reach ejaculation, the universe shall cease to exist. The only thing stopping them is if someone comes in the room to feed the niggahz sum watermelonz every 10 minutes, so that they stop sucking the dicks.

Once we run out of watermelonz, we are DOOMED, since chicken grease only gets the dicks closer to orgasm.

It has to out epic SCP-Numberless

>>694806
sir. please die.
thx.

>>694806
>>694774
>>694768

Fucking /b/

>>694811
>Is the feeder of watermelonz to the niggas.

The lhc.

How about the one where this sucks faggot shit?

saged and reported for completely non-/x/ related

It has to be something epic

List of suggestions
-Tree of Eden
- something that signifies the Sun is a living organism
- An Egyptian God
- Sixth state of matter
- Spear of Destiny
- An incarnation of Buddha
- The Sand Man
- The lighthouse from the creepypasta that can contain all evil

I'm useless with ideas

>>694838
I like the sun as a living organism thing.
But SCP=Special Containment Procedures.
Good luck with that.

>>694838
>>- Sixth state of matter

What the fuck are the other five?!

>>694883
....learn high school chemistry
solid liquid gas and plasma....ill admit..im missing one. but high school has been a while...

>>694831
Epic retard

>>694883
liquid, gas, solid, boze-einstein thingy, wat, wat

>>694893
Odd. I took chem last year, and I only recall those four.

The Bible.

>>694894
Epic faggot

>>694902
.Epic cipE.

>>694762

This, but I was thinking it was used to help find all the others. Some kind of "paranormal locator". It would have to be *old*, too, since several objects date back at least to the 1800s (in their relationship with the agency, that is).

>>694898
right.

>>694793
>>694790
I don't think an alien autopsy can hold up against giant living living rooms, and other such objects that literally twist the dimension itself. Aliens would be fairly low down.

>>694911
Eh, maybe I had a stupid teacher. We were correcting him half the time anyways.

>>694838
>>Sixth state of matter

I know about solids, liquids, gases, and plasma, but what's the fifth?

>>694918
Fuck, and alien autopsy would be classified Safe and open for public viewing compared to most of that shit.

A death note.

>>694932
been done.

what is the url of that site that had all the SCPs on it? it was a wiki, right?

>>694929

I'm aware of that but it's more about the iconic nature of the incident, it's sort of personifies this stuff

>>694937

Wait... seriously, what number is it?

>>694967
idk. but ive seen it on here before.

NUMBER ONE SHOULD BE THE EVENT HORIZON. Contained in a space station that's constantly on the dark side of the moon. The SCP people had to go through time and space to collect a ship that is now evil because it traveled through time and space! THEY'RE ALL EVIL!

>>694922
Bose–Einstein condensate , super-cooled subatomic particles that contain absolutely no energy

>>694988
sweet

newfag here, whats SCP?

>>694988
I think its very little energy, not none at all, or else i couldnt exist, but i'm not a physilogist

>>694999
Short stories about Objects

>>694900
hooah

something seemingly insignificant, but that could destroy everything horribly.
Something that CAN'T be contained, or is known to be out there but un-traceable.
A cloud, maybe. Or a grain of sand. A single grain of sand, among billions.

>>694999

Bizarre objects that have properties that are extremely unusual and possibly extremely dangerous, and therefore require Special Containment Protocols.

An SCP is a short document that describes the object, what it does, and what must be done to contain it properly.

>>694768
Gorillas have an inch long dick.

The Book

a heavy, leather-bound tome with an ancient stench and coarse pages. It's exact age and author are legend and heresy.
Treat with nearly clandestine protection, only upper-eschelon SCP members even know of the book's existence, let alone proper handling.
Should only be opened on days that do not fall on natural holidays (equinoxes, candlemas, etc.)
by relatively skeptic individuals. Handlers are all but mum about the contents but have made mention of "answers" that bring them satisfaction.
Found in the Igigi desert near a stone arch with the bleached bones of a hand protruding. The rest of the body wasn't found, but documents regaurding an unnamed city were associated with the discovery.

here's the debate: some people feel 001 should be something kick-ass. others think it should be the first object found. I like the first object idea, that it was just the first thing that got SCP started, something that, if not very dangerous, is very hard to contain. Just my opinion. maybe the numbers are even randomly assigned?

>>694838- something that signifies the Sun is a living organism
Oh shit, that's a good one.

>>694883
Solid, liquid, gas, plasma, vitreous solid?

>>695933
I feel like the first SCP object should be something that revealed the 'truth' behind the universe, and got us looking for the rest of the SCPs.

Kinda like Men in Black.

>>694883
Solid, liquid, gas, plasma, Jell-O?

<- pic related

SCP-387

Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-387 is kept at site 19, in storage room 557-L. Should only be handled with padded cowhide leather gloves.

Description: SCP-387 appears to be a left-handed, navy blue Rickenbacker 4001S bass guitar with a white pickguard. SCP-387 is undamaged, and appears to be completely indestructible in Kranzinsky Tests. When used as a bludgeoning weapon, SCP-387 is unable to kill those it is used against, regardless of force used. Tests on Class-D personnel indicate that, even when dropped from a height of two miles directly on top of the crown of the head, only minor bruising can be inflicted. The impact site will then grow, forming any number of protrusions, ranging from functional catlike ears, to large, fleshy horns, which may be pressed back in to the impact site, only to quickly grow back out. Approximately one to three days after the impact, the protrusion will grow, and either split off, creating a separate, sentient life form, or grow in to a sentient, parasitic life form, which will then overpower the host.

Additional notes: Personnel ????? ??????, ?????? ????????, ??????????, and ?????-???? were created in initial testing of the device, and are cleared to handle SCP-387 without protection, as it seems to have no effect on them.

>>696057
Faily Cooly.

>>696057
GTFO you wapanese faggot

>>696060
>>696062
Like shooting fish in a fish market.

A bio-machine giant birthing stump, resembling a large vagina, that leads to the after-life. It produces ghost images of everyone who has ever died, who emerge from the stump in their death state, be it whole or in bloody pieces. An individual at first is overwhelmed by billions of wandering souls, but those with strong minds can filter their presences, and even interact with the souls.

Teams have been sent through the stump to the other dimension, but have been unable, or unwilling, to return, and no further communication has been made with those who have transcended.

>>696069
I'm assuming that any sort of line attached to these people was either severed, or when they were pulled back, they were either dead or hostile?

>>696076
Tethers pulled back were vacant on the other side. Not sign of damage, just the people on the other side were gone.

>>696081
So it was just an empty harness/loop? Fucking brilliant. Communication equipment cease working, or were there radio transmissions?

>>696089
Control: "We have lost Contact with seven Class-D personnel already, Agent. Are you sure?"
Agent: I know the risk, but it's our duty to discover, harness, or quarantine the power of these artifacts. Attendant, secure the tether, I am going in."

The Agent slowly approaches the pustular stump, the mysterious machinery attached to its sides whirring at a nearly deafening volume.

He dissapears into the fleshy folds of the stump, the tether taught.

Agent(Radio): It's-

The tether goes limp. All signals flatline on the Controller's communication console.

Control: Pull the tether! Get him out!

The attendants (soon to be mind-wiped, pending termination permission) yank on the Agent's life line. There is nothing on the other end.

>>696106
>taught
fuck, taut

Good so far!

>>696117
I'll actually write some decent background for it. The idea came from birthing/motherhood being a sign of nature, celebration, and life, so I figured adding the inverse concepts of machinery, death, and mystery/dread would make for good creepy shit.

any other ideas

>>694762

indeed. Except that in this case I think it should be some sort of locator for paranormal creatures and objects, to explain how the other SCPs were found and contained.

TREE OF EDEN = POTENTIAL EPIC
TREE OF EDEN = POTENTIAL EPIC
TREE OF EDEN = POTENTIAL EPIC
TREE OF EDEN = POTENTIAL EPIC
TREE OF EDEN = POTENTIAL EPIC
TREE OF EDEN = POTENTIAL EPIC
TREE OF EDEN = POTENTIAL EPIC
TREE OF EDEN = POTENTIAL EPIC
TREE OF EDEN = POTENTIAL EPIC

an immense clockwork mechanism of incomprehensible design that ticks away endlessly. in front of this mechanical monstrosity is a man sized marionette made out of porcelain, apparently bolted to a twisted throne, it's hands gripping the arm rests where they've been nailed down. the throne is a apart of the mechanism, and its function is simple. deep in the marionettes back is embedded dormant clockwork of a similar design. the throne turns a key connected at the puppets back, slower than the mind can fathom, as it has been doing for countless centuries. soon the clockwork monstrosity will stop moving, and the machinery within the puppet will start again.
tick tock. time is running out.

Tree of Eden would be epic. God fucking damn it people, that would be INSANELY awesome.

Hey, I just realized that the warehouse in the Indy movies could be where a bunch of SCPs are kept.

Cthulhu

/x/ fails at physics. No wonder no one knows what the LHC is actually capable of...

Six states of matter are: solid, liquid, gas, plasma, Bose-Einstein condensate, and fermionic condensate.

>>696581
Hangar 18, numbnuts. And no, that couldn't possibly be an SCP containment warehouse by any stretch of the imagination. Wooden boxes housing SCP items? HAVE YOU EVEN FUCKING READ THE SERIES?

Oh hay guise

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_states_of_matter

Any of nikola tesla's works.
A true genius, my personal idol.
Example: The superweapon (that was supposedly capable of shooting down ten thousand enemy aircrafts with one hit) he was talking about, or the Unified Field generator.

001 should be something that was obviously paranormal and dangerous, but could not be contained (at the time), so contact with it lead to the formation of SCP. In their search for 001 they found other objects, but 001 remains on the loose.

>>696593
Beat ya to it there, fuckface.

>>696589

>>696603
> enemy aircrafts

I lol'd for some odd reason

>>696603
Perhaps, Tesla himself?

Make him somehow be responsible for the entire SCP list.
I like the idea of the true father of electricity being tied in with this.

>>696609
You're weird, you know that?

>>696612
Perhaps something related to him designing an electric field (Unified Field, perhaps?) that would be capable of containing absolutely anything in the universe?

>>696622
"Tesla ever proposed was probably the "thought photography" machine. He reasoned that a thought formed in the mind created a corresponding image in the retina, and the electrical data of this neural transmission could be read and recorded in a machine. The stored information could then be processed through an artificial optic nerve and played back as visual patterns on a viewscreen."
I mean come on, that guy was batshit insane and brilliant at the same time.

>>696627
AWESOME. That's some fucking mad scientist shit right there! Could Tesla be a new /x/ household name?

>>696632
Go read wikipedia articles about him. I personally think that Nikola Tesla was the smartest modern scientist. Actually, i think he was smarter than einstein himself.

>>696636
"Contemporary biographers of Tesla have deemed him The Father of Physics and the man who invented the twentieth century and "the patron saint of modern electricity".

That's fucking EPIC.

>>696641
Also, "Due to his eccentric personality and unbelievable and sometimes bizarre claims about possible scientific and technological developments, Tesla was ultimately ostracized and regarded as a "mad scientist".

DUDE, THIS GUY IS PERFECT FOR NEW /X/ MATERIAL

>>696641
And to think no one is actually praising him like Einstein. He is someone i'd call Godlike.

>>696646
I MEAN SHIT PEOPLE.

"[The nozzle would] send concentrated beams of particles through the free air, of such tremendous energy that they will bring down a fleet of 10,000 enemy airplanes at a distance of 200 miles from a defending nation's border and will cause armies to drop dead in their tracks."

The weapon could be used against ground based infantry or for antiaircraft purposes.

Tesla tried to interest the US War Department in the device. He also offered this invention to European countries. None of the governments purchased a contract to build the device. He was unable to act on his plans."

JESUS FUCK, COULD HIS PARTICLE GUN STILL BE BUILT?????

Yes?

>>696651
isnt it rather obvious? Every single project he's been working on was confiscated by the CIA.
Have you read the part where it says he was trying to develop an airplane?
It was supposed to be shaped in a form of a cigar, or a saucer, and be fueled by electricity.
Saucer. Electricity.

Could he also be the father of UFOs?

"Another of Tesla's theorized inventions is commonly referred to as Tesla's Flying Machine, which appears to resemble an ion-propelled aircraft. Tesla claimed that one of his life goals was to create a flying machine that would run without the use of an airplane engine, wings, ailerons, propellers, or an onboard fuel source. Initially, Tesla pondered about the idea of a flying craft that would fly using an electric motor powered by grounded base stations. As time progressed, Tesla suggested that perhaps such an aircraft could be run entirely electro-mechanically. The theorized appearance would typically take the form of a cigar or saucer."

Well, the Mythbusters built an earthquake machine based on his designs. And it kinda worked.

>>696659
>>696657
UFOmind.
And yes, its more likely than you think. Finally a conspiracy theory that makes sense.

I have a good idea.

The SCP Commander's daughter. (she'd have powers and shit and only the commander would be able to see her.)

>>696661
Its official - Tesla was sent by the god of thunder.

>>696664
>>696664
>>696664
>>696664
>>696664
>>696664
I support this idea. It would make a good choice for SCP-001 since it's the Commander's daughter and it would be the thing that drove him to supervise the whole SCP project

"Nikola Tesla became very close friends with Mark Twain. They spent a lot of time together in his lab and elsewhere."

That seals in. Tesla is my new favorite person of all time. Ever.

Is there anything written on the backstory of the SCP?

>>694922

o hay guise

>>696651

they made a superman cartoon about that weapon, with tesla as the mad scientist villain. they didn't call him tesla, but it was him for sure. research it if you doubt me. old cartoon. famous.

>>696673
>>696664
Samefags.
Sorry but your idea seems to be rather weak in comparison to the living human god of electricity being contained in a half-living state of conciousness.

>>696677
He has also developed the radio.

>>696683
living god is so boring, faggot. I prefer Commander's daughter

>>696679
No, but that's the point. There is no "official" backstory. although it would be cool if well-written. But like a blowjob, there are just so many ways it could go wrong, and when it does, it's just not worth it.

Plus, it would destroy the shady, disturbing nature of the SCP organization (which has never really been named come to think of it, since SCP = Special Containment Procedures...)

>>696687
Are you retarded? Tesla was the fucking mastermind of the millenium, and you're proposing some retarded "paranormal" commander's daughter shit? Wow, how original. Also, the SCP is strictly related to the government, and wasnt "made" by one person - The person in charge is in fact not a commander, but the government itself. So fuck your shit.

>>696687
Oh hai, you must be new to THE FUCKING EARTH.

I don't care to name how many stupid-ass "commander's daughter blah blah blah" scheme's I've seen in movies, novels, TV, etc. I would FUCKING RAGE if that shit EVER found it's way into SCP's glory.

since we aren't seeming to settle on a single idea, I am just going to throw another one out there.

How about the birth of the universe? In a box. If mishandled, the universe will cease to have been born.

Here's the idea - Tesla did not die of a heart failure. In fact, after he was done with the Unified Field Theory, he decided to make a prototype of a Unified Field GENERATOR. He then decides to be the first one to test it on himself. The field, as he predicted, bends the rules of the universe - thus contains him in a field where there is no time nor gravity.

>>696701
>the universe will cease to have been born

*head asplodes*

Better idea. Next time, try to think of something that MAKES SENSE. BTW, that idea's already been used in the "marble" SCP object. So fuck your couch.

What a coincidence, a box full of universe on a planet with intelligent living beings.

>>696706
DUDE... THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.

The Unified Field Generator! Something so sinisterly powerful it bends and warps the very RULES that govern reality! I'd say THAT'S SCP-worthy! Possibly the most dangerous one yet

>>696712
I dont have the writing skills to write an SCP about that, so i suggest someone take that idea and malform it into something awesome.

>>696706
"Tesla began to theorize about electricity and magnetism's power to warp, or rather change, space and time and the procedure by which man could forcibly control this power. Near the end of his life, Tesla was fascinated with the idea of light as both a particle and a wave, a fundamental proposition already incorporated into quantum physics. This field of inquiry led to the idea of creating a "wall of light" by manipulating electromagnetic waves in a certain pattern. This mysterious wall of light would enable time, space, gravity and matter to be altered at will, and engendered an array of Tesla proposals that seem to leap straight out of science fiction, including anti-gravity airships, teleportation, and time travel."

This just smells of win and epic. A device that warps the very fabric of reality AT WILL. ULTIMATE SCP

LISTEN YOU FAGGOTS

Tesla or any other gods are fucking lame, and the Commander's daughter is fucking stereotypical.

None of you people who support those ideas are true /x/tards

>>694990
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>>694990
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>>694990

YOUR POINT IS ?

FAGGOT

>>696707

rage moar fag. it's an scp so it doesn't have to meke sense. moving concrete? succubi? living tree? pff. yeah most scp's make a lot of sense, don't they? idiot.

>>696715
The use of this device could have very well spawned all the other nightmarish SCP items... think about it... this thing fucks with reality, anything could be possible. What if all those anomalies were the result of this device?

>>696715
It can also mean that Tesla is in fact travelling in time constantly, overlooking every single important moment of history - or perhaps - every single moment of our lives.
That would probably make him the founder of SCP.

>>696722
Listen up fuckface. Tell me HOW IN THE FUCKING REALM OF ANYTHING BUT 8-YEAR OLD FANTASY could you STOP THE BEGINNING OF THE UNIVERSE WITH A BOX? EXPLAIN IT TO ME FAGGOT. Because guess what? If you can't, then you can't right an SCP, now can you? As for Tesla's reality-altering device that bends the laws of physics at will... THAT makes sense is FAR MORE EPIC that you universal shoebox. In b4 BAWWWWWWWWWWW

this thread has now become a really gay trollfest. enjoy your aids.

>>696720
>Tesla or any other gods are fucking lame, and the Commander's daughter is fucking stereotypical.

Holy fuck, why are you so underaged and retarded? Either you're trolling, or you just cant simply appreciate great ideas. Maybe you're just jealous, because all you can think of is vampires haunting you at night.

>>696730

lol

The Tesla device is the answer to our prayer's, /x/. This single device has the potential to explain all paranormal entities, happenings, and items ever conceived. If it can bend and mold the rules of the universe at the will of the operator, it could be used for all sorts of mind-bending, brix shitting situations and ideas. It's the ultimate source of insanity.

>>696730

someone is taking this shit way too seriously.

>>696730
my god I lol'd hard

>>696733
>>696722
samefag

>>696730
Dude. You're taking this way too seriously.

>>696752
But you have to admit that was one of the funniest posts on /x/... that's a damn near obsessive rant, lol XD

>>696734

Fucking faggots like : Gods, Commanders daughter, skeletons, vampires, ghosts, monsters, mummies, little girl in The Ring, Roswell Aliens

True /x/ stuff must not come from movies or stories made by weak minds. It must fuck your mind, not just be a physical threat. Physical threats cause stress, not fear. Fear is deeper and is tricky to explain.

Fuck you all with your gods of electricity. Go back to your Marvel comics

>>696744

then go write it.

Im going to write a project of the tesla SCP tommorow. Ill post it here, you guys will throw in some suggestions.

Ice-9.
One grain of it. Suspended in a zero-g enviroment

>>696757
Are you fucking retarded ? Marvel comics ? What the hell are you talking about?
Tesla was a real person, and all his devices, projects and theories were real - which makes it even more brickshitting.

>>696761
QUITE POSSIBLY JUST AS EPIC AS TESLA'S DEVICE.

Epic battle is epic.

>>696765

SCP-001 should inspire more mindfuck and more fear than that.

The Tesla device is an invention that fucks the universe. Wow. I'm impressed?

>>696757
You make me rage so hard, so if you're trolling, its an 10/10, but if you're not - Shut the fuck up and go read your shitty "creepy storiez lol". God of electricity is a nick given to Tesla. I bet your small brain actually thought we're discussing a huge shining bearded guy with electricity flowing through his body. Cant facepalm harder than this.
Picture related.

>>696773
>Wow. Im impressed?
And what kind of device can you do, huh? You cant even light a fucking cigarette, and this guy bends the rules of everything that exists - its already a brickshitting thought that once used, something can fuck you up into shreds or contain you in a timeless space continuum while not even being present in this dimension.

>>696773
Ok there buddy, guess where you EXIST? That's right, you exist in the universe. How about I sat right beside you with a theoretical device that could alter the state of the universe to anything I damn well please? Or alter gravity? Or change the properties of time? Or remove elementary particles from existence? Or call into existence vast amounts of horrible, horrible things? Incomprehensible: that's how you can describe the possibilities of the Tesla device. Explain to me how much more MINDFUCK you can get from conceiving the inconceivable?

If you can, please, BY ALL MEANS, contribute instead of BAWWWWWing about what other people see as a good idea.

>>696706
Wasn't that an episode of Spider-man?

>>696776
HOW IN THE FUCKING PUBIC HAIR OF SATAN could a machine altering the universe be original, fearsome, mindfucking and interresting.

Imagine this :

SCP-001

Containment : SCP-001 must SO be contained with 100 kilometers of steel walls and only the Commander has the right to think about it, let alone see it. Otherwise, everyone is terminated.

Description : It's a device that alters reality.

Document 001.05 : Yeah the other day, Dr. [EXPUNGED] used it and the reality was altered LOL.

THIS IS FUCKING LAME. Make it another SCP, but not SCP-001

>>696761
R.I.P Kurt Vonnegut

>>696796
>>696730
lol the amount of rage in this thread is historical.

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That's what SCP-001 is.

SCP-001
An item which creates other items!...oh wait that's lame.
The only thing left...hypercubes. Something beyond the third dimension

>>696796

i'm convinced now. definitely a troll.

>>696796
Explain to me how it's NOT.

Go ahead, I'll wait with my cookies and milk.

In waaaaay b4 BAWWWWWW

SCP-001 is...

...

...

...

...

a lava lamp.

>>696807
Hence... the Tesla device... you know... the thing that allows such things as hypercubes to exist, enter this dimension, etc... plus, SPC already has plenty of extra-dimensional items...

Man, this is harder than expected....

>>696812
An ordinary lava lamp.
Because THAT LAVA LAMP WILL TRIGGER THE EVENTS BY WHICH THE TRUE SCP-001 WILL BE CREATED.

>>696809
>>696811
Well YOU explain how you'd make that interresting. This shit is way too cliché and way too obvious.

It looks like something Dr. Octopus would come up with.

Seriously. Who never thought about this? OH SHIT! A device that changes everything! Most of the people I know were thinking about this when they were still kids. What a bunch of wannabes you are.

AND STFU WITH YOUR TROLLS, God damnit.

All of the replies in this thread were made by 4 people.

2 supporting the Tesla device
1 against it.
and me.

>>696825

>>696833

>>696836
LOOK, YOU FUCKTARDS

Not everyone has the same opinions. THAT DOESN'T MAKE EVERY FUCKING PEOPLE WHO DISAGREE WITH YOU TROLLS. OK!? People misuse this so much... it's fucking pathetic. Trolls are those who come up with "God exists. Atheists are destroying our great America" or shit like that. NOT people who disagree.

>>696843
oh and you too, Techno Viking. Sorry

>>696847

>>696847
You must be new here.

FUCK.

FUCKING FUCK FUCKTARDS GOD DAMNIT FUCKING TESTICLES FUCK FUCKING FUCKTARDS FICKGRING FRICK FUKATATO FIKATIONNE FUCKATOR FUCKING FUCK FUCKTARD.

I participate

>>696853
your lack of arguments made you lose this debate

>>696865

>>696857
nope. Trolls are those who intentionally come up with something that will make everyone rage, without agreeing with it.

SCP 001 is an ageless middle-Eastern man. He's extremely stupid, navelless, and needs no food. He was discovered in the Nile during Napoleon's invasion of Egypt. He can be harmed, but his general docility keeps most people from injuring him. So he's indefinitely old with only a few scars and missing digits.
You could even dare to call him Adam.

>>696869

>>696872
OH FUCK! He's a genius! SO original!

not

>>696872
It's really too bad that Adam dies in the Bible. Oh well. Also, how is this SCP-worthy? I mean, I like the idea and all, but this isn't something SCP would be interested in. No freakish properties other than being ageless... :/

>>696878

>>696874
You got that right.
Everyone misuses it.

>>696872
He's ageless but he's old and vulnerable?

You must be the same guy who thought you could END the BEGINNING of the universe in a SHOE BOX.

So , on the idea list so far

-Tree of Eden
-Tesla's "Wall of Light"
-Commander's Daughter (wtf?)
- Tesla's Time Machine
-Tesla himself (if he did not die)
-Phoenix from the sun (evidence that the Sun is a planet with life and not a star)
- Cthulhu? (Impossible to contain)
- Grigori Rasputin (shitty I know)
- The Atmosphere ( Discovered to be a Cell Membrane , proving that the Universe is a being)
- something from the dark side of the moon
- Sleipnir
-Geri and Freki
- Fenrir still bound by the chains
- Shir? Ishii

>>696872
It was suggested that SCP-001 would be the Site 19, which is the Garden of Eden.

Oh shit, I wrote something for the SCP-001, and then a thread appears and nobody fucking tells me?

The nerve.

But yeah, I wrote something potentially epic, but I still don't know where the fuck I should send it to get it fucking graded or whatever.

<--- this image explains pretty much every argument presented in this thread...

>>696892
Send it here or post it in the discussion page on the wiki.

[Better to post it here.]

>>696892
HOW ABOUT HERE HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I came to this board thinking it would be the finest place for paranormal stuff.

But I see you all want more vampires, ghosts, Roswell aliens AND FUCKING BOXES THAT CHANGE THE UNIVERSE

Suggestion for SCP-001: God´s corpse.

>>696891
Right. So, Baghdad. Brilliant.

>>696900
Not exactly Baghdad. Just a plot of land not specified that has paranormal properties.

>>696898
WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING FOR THEN???? Jesus Tittyfucking CHrist isn't that the fucking DEFINITION of PARANORMAL? BAWWWWW at not meeting your expectations, newfag. Now GTFO... would you kindly o_O

>>696899
God is SCP-343

SCP-001

Containment : SCP-001 is to be contained in a locked, barricaded immersion chamber filled with liquid N^2. The room itself is to be under constant barrage of gamma radiation to prevent any life forms from coming in contact with SCP-001. In the event of chamber breach, initiate Lazarus Protocol G2-Alpha and terminate all nonessential personnel. In the event of any personnel requesting access to SCP-001, terminate them on sight unless code phrase [REDACTED] is supplied and countered with [REDACTED]

Description : SCP-001 consists of a large, 6x6x9 steel cargo container, with a single faded label marked TESLA. The contents of this container are classified TOP SECRET clearance level ODEON.

...or maybe I fail at life, i dunno

>>696905
It was not that bad. Perhaps a little indistinct though.

>>696902
Garden of Eden was probably, if it ever existed, in the Middle East. So, pretty much, fuck that. The Earth is getting smaller every day anyway... someone's gonna stumble upon this "mystical plot of supernatural land".

Whereupon we find God sitting on the porch with a double-barreled shotgun, yelling at kids to GET OFF MY REAL ESTATE

What about General Mulhausen from SCP-002

Kay, but it's kinda long, so I rapid-shitted it.

http://rapidshare.com/files/120368989/Item__SCP-001.doc.html

Hope it's good enough.

>>696908
it took like 5 min
i could improve it...

>>696909
I think standing before the intruders with the ground rumbling around him like Dragonball Z would be much more effective than a shotgun. That's just me.

>>696908
No,>>696905was that bad. The boring attempt at EPIIIIIIC only makes it bland, generic, and un-mindfuck.

>>696919
Counter-sage.

Man, that hurts me... you know... I thought you loved me :(

>>696914
was cool, but that last line needs something, it is too direct

>>696914
Noone cares if it's long, just post it.

>>696931

Fine, you big baby.

SCP-001

Item #: SCP-001

Object Class: Unclassified. (Presents a higher threat then Keter)

Special Containment Procedures: The entrance to the room in which SCP-001's gateway is being stored must be guarded by both human and technological means at all times. If the security steps into the room itself, they are subject to immediate termination, by means of an explosive collar strapped to their neck, unless in pursuit of an unauthorized personal who has entered the room. The room that is being guarded itself is ten meters on each side, and located fifty meters underground. It’s walls are made of a titanium alloy produced by the SCP that thus far has proven to be highly resistant to any methods of probing or penetrating. The room does not actually contain the SCP-001, but rather a single set of stairs descending approximately one-hundred meters into the earth, until it reaches a gateway that leads to the SCP-001. The gateway appears to be a normal wooden door on the outside. However, opening the gateway leads into a room, in which the location is indeterminable. There appears to be no walls, and the room appears to be free floating in space. However, there is plenty of oxygen to breath comfortably, and the pressure seems normalized to Earth’s atmospheric pressure. After much testing, scientists discovered that there is a force field, much like a glass case, covering the entire structure. It is unknown where the oxygen or the self-contain pressure is coming from.

>>696941

Aside from the force field, there is only a single walkway made of the a strange, unidentifiable, metal extending from the door. Samples of the metal are still being tested, however, what is known, is that it creates a gravity field, which keeps anyone who walks across the walkway from floating into space. The walkway is about one-and-a-half meters wide, and extends towards a platform twenty meters away. The platform holds a set of large stairs that lead up twenty more meters to a single pedestal on a small landing. On top of this pedestal is the SCP-001. It is still unknown who or what built this structure.

>>696943

In the case of a power outage, the guards stationed in front of the room are to remain where they are. The entire facility that houses the room of the gateway is self powered by twelve separate generators, including two in the room of the gateway itself. Weekly maintenance needs to be performed on all the generators, and anyone who enters the room of the gateway must be under supervision by Level 4 or 05 personal, all of whom are to be equipped with explosive collars, and in the event of a total power failure, are to be terminated. The room containing SCP-001 does not need any maintenance or cleaning it seems, and anyone entering, or attempting to enter the room without proper clearance will be terminated on sight.

>>696944

The only personal allowed to enter the room and live is anyone with the Level [DATA EXPUNGED] clearance level. Any other personal that enter the room, save for the three 05 personal authorized by the Level [DATA EXPUNGED] personal, must be terminated after a week. Any tests that are incomplete must be restarted on new subjects. If the test proves to be impossible to perform within that time frame, then a single extension of two days may be requested. If the experiment is still incomplete by that time, the subject is terminated, and the experiment is abandoned altogether.

I don't take this shit seriously, but apparently everyone else does. Here's my first and last post on this thread.

All these posts to make SCP 001 wildly powerful or relevant or inter-connected are stupid. 001 should just be the first thing that was found. The Eden idea works, the Adam idea works, and all the Tesla-fap faggotry is annoying.

Everyone who tries to make SCP 001 so much more EPIC than everything else will only fail. Looking back on the rest of the SCP's it's clear that there's way too much competition. Isn't there a god or two in the inventory? Yeah. To try to "top" the rest of the list misses the point.

Everyone who tries to make SCP 001 something that explains everything doesn't understand that that only ruins the story. The beauty of all of this is the figure-it-out-for-yourself nature underlying everything. That's why the series doesn't follow, and shouldn't follow any order.

tl;dr When adding to SCP, our only goal should be to make the series ever more bizarre than before us.

>>696945

If any breach of security is attempted, and appears as though the attempt is going to be successful, then self-destruct procedures are to be initiated immediately, which, in short, will set off a nuclear explosion on par with a hydrogen bomb centered on the site, thereby eliminating all who know about it, and destroying the gateway, hopefully never to be reconstructed again.

>>696948

Description: The SCP-001 is, by all purposes and means, a tear in the 10th dimension. It is a single hole that not only pierces into all other known dimensions, it also pierces through time itself. It is theoretically possible to stare into the hole and see anytime and anyplace in the literal sense, however, it is impossible to utilize the SCP-001, as it is uncontrolled, and staring into the SCP-001 will reveal all time and all possibilities at once. Anyone staring into the SCP-001 for longer then ten seconds will be driven irrevocable insane. However, staring into the SCP-001 for a lesser time seems to make the subject aware of certain things, increasing their knowledge of the universe around them. Subjects tested thus far have exhibited knowledge of several items after a certain amount of time staring into the SCP-001

>>696951

First second: Subjects who stared into the SCP-001 for one second exhibited knowledge of basic physics, even if completely untrained in that field. They also inexplicably came to know what exactly the SCP-001 is, a tear in the 10th dimension.

Third second: Subjects who stared into the SCP-001 for three seconds exhibited knowledge of human biology of nominal value, on par with that of doctors and professors. One subject, a Class D, subject $$$$$$, who had never actually had any schooling, and had a recorded I.Q. of 78, was able to pass the medical exam with relative ease. Subject’s knowledge in physics also began to exhibit a doctorate level of education.

>>696953
(Those $ are supposed to be the Unicode blocks. I don't know why my Word Processor is lame)

Seventh second: Subjects who stared into the SCP-001 for seven seconds were reported to have a vast increase in I.Q. The Class D Subject _______ from above with the recorded I.Q. of 78 was tested after having stared into the SCP-001 for seven seconds, and experience an increase in I.Q. by 80 points exactly, leaving the Subject with an I.Q. of 168, nearly double of the original recorded I.Q. Other subjects where reported with similar results, one subject reaching an I.Q. of 304. Subjects also demonstrated advanced knowledge of Physics, Chemistry, and Human biology, surpassing normal human standards of excellency, and reaching into Einstein like levels of intelligence. Unfortunately, subjects subjected to seven seconds also reportedly experienced signs of insanity, ranging from inexplicable anger, to phobias of unusual objects such as utensils and kitchen cleaning chemicals, to reporting seeing and talking to people or creatures that aren’t present in the room. Some exhibited suicidal tendencies. Subjects were kept around for two weeks, however, the more intelligent ones managed to escape their cells through a as-of-yet unknown method. Some of the subjects managed to located the self-destruct device in their bodies. Luckily, however, they were caught twelve miles outside of the complex, and terminated on sight.

>>696946
That was possibly the most well-written troll post I have ever read. I salute you, sir.

>>696951

Yawn.

>>696960

Ninth Second: Subjects who stared into the SCP-001 for nine seconds reported the same symptoms as those exposed to the test subjects in the seventh second group, with the following few exceptions. The insanity was much more drastic, to the point where they could still communicate, but if the subject was left on it’s own for too long, the Subject would find a method for killing themself, even in a locked, padded room. Certain subjects also reported to having developed psycokinetic powers, ranging from foresight, to telekinesis, to pyro-kinesis. One subject reportedly almost developed a method for teleportation. However, a single attempt was made at it, and the subject’s body was never fully recovered. To this day, it is still unknown where test subject _______’s left arm and right eye are located. It is theorized that these developed powers are how test subjects _______ through _______ managed to terminate themselves in their cages.

>>696964

Tenth Second: Every subject that exceeded ten seconds was rendered insane beyond help, and unsubduable, even with tranquilizers, and were terminated on the spot. Only subject ______ managed to remain subduable, and had only starred at SCP-001 for exactly ten seconds. The only difference in subject ______ and the nine second group, is that subject ______ still retains most of her sanity. Subject ______ also inexplicably came into the knowledge presented in document #001-b. Subject has also yet made an attempt on her own life, preferring to sit in silence in her cell. Despite all attempts to terminate subject after a week, the subject would somehow escape the termination, through various reasons. However, subject has also yet to make an attempt to escape the facility. It was decided by the Level [DATA EXPUNGED] personal to continue studying subject ______ for as long as possible. See document #001-b for more information.

>>696946
I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

>>696961
Trolling or not, wise anon is wise.

>>696968

Addendum: Those with Level 4 or higher Security Clearance should see document #001-a, #001-b, and #001-c

Document #001-a [History of SCP-001]

SCP-001 was discovered by the founder of SCP, ________ _____, when ________ found the staircase out in ____________ approximately thirty kilometers south of ____________. ________________, being a physicist, understood the dangers of the SCP-001 after staring into it for an unknown number of seconds. ________________ used the increase in intelligence to amass a small fortune, and started up the SCP foundation. The foundations secondary goal is to contain paranormal objects, both the mundane and the dangerous, for study and safekeeping. However, the primary goal of the SCP foundation has always been to protect the SCP-001 from any and all damage. However, even knowledge of the SCP-001 is highly dangerous. It is for this reason that only the Level [DATA EXPUNGED] Security Clearance Personal and the three 05 personal assigned to the case are aware of what the SCP-001 truly is. After assigning personal, the founder of the SCP facility killed himself, by planting a stick of dynamite into his mouth. It is assumed that he did this in order to lower the amount of people who knew of the SCP-001 from this planet. However, there is no official explanation for his death. The new head of the SCP foundation is [DATA EXPUNGED].

>>696974
could learn a lot from
>>696946

>>696974

Document #001-b [An explanation of subject #_______ refusal to die, or escape the premises]

The following is an excerpt from an interview of subject _______, detailing her reasons for not attempting to terminate her own life, or to escape the facility.

Interviewer: “The other subjects who were exposed to the SCP-001 all terminated their own life within a week of exposure to the SCP-001. However, you have made no attempt to do so. You have also made no attempt to escape the facility, despite the numerous attempts to terminate you, that you have countered time and time again. Would you care to explain why?”

Subject _______ : “Why haven’t I run from this shit hole you mean? It’s simple, really. It’s the same reason why I still choose to be alive actually. See, it would be easy for me to simply

[DATA EXPUNGED]

But the thing is, there’s no point. I could escape, yeah, but I have nothing outside of this place. And we only have a short amount of time left anyways. So I’d rather stay here, get food, shelter, peace of mind, and I’d certainly want to be underground by ______________ , because being on the surface when [DATA EXPUNGED] happens, well, Lets just say I have no sympathy for you.”

>>696969
Wow... it is almost PAINFULLY obvious that you are>>696946

I'm serious, I'm feeling a warming sensation all over my body...

Oh wait... I know what that is now... IT'S RAGE.

SCP-001 is a machine in the center of the Earth which keeps the core running. Its builder and components are unknown, and obviously the organization isn´t in direct posession of it.

WHATEVER IS SCP-001 WON'T BE POSTED HERE.

No self-respecting writer wants this degree of scrutiny.

>>696977

Document #001-c [An explanation of why protection of the SCP-001 is the SCP foundations priority]

While the founder of the SCP foundation never explained the reasons to his actions for the high level of security of the SCP-001, subject #______ was able to fill in the gaps for us.

Her explanation was as follows:

“Basically, that tear, the ‘ess-pee’ whatever you call it, is a tear into all the known dimensions. I have no idea who or what created it, but it was a being beyond human perception, I know that much. But anyways, that tear is dangerous. If you so much as touch the damn thing, you risk tearing that hole wider, and if you do it too much, you start to unravel reality, dream, everything. Imagine having a dream where one of the guys in your dream just starts tearing up the dream. It becomes undone, and so does everything in the dream as well. But it wouldn’t take a lot of force to actually do it either. A little kid tugging at it would be enough.

But you don’t have to worry too much about it. As it turns out, ours is the only dimension to my knowledge that is aware, or will become aware, of this tear. So you don’t have to worry about inter-dimensional protection. Just have to worry about your plain ol’ human nut-jobs. You guys can handle that, right?”

>>696979

Troll'd

8/10

>>696946
Go back to bed Anon.

>>696984

If even a fraction of what subject ______ says is true, then it is imperative that the SCP-001 be protected at all times. Security of the SCP-001 has been since increased after hearing the explanation of subject ______ . Should this document fall outside of safe parameters, authorized usage of the other SCP keter-level objects contained in the SCP sites will be used to contain the documents. Even if it includes genocide of the human race.


(And that's the last of it.)

WHATEVER IS SCP-001 WON'T BE POSTED HERE.

No self-respecting writer wants this degree of scrutiny.

Suggestions to erase the ragebate which was done by the same person, probably (some of them would be SCP stuff, but not necessarly SCP-001) :

- The corpse of Neil Armstrong secretly found half-buried in the dark side of the Moon. And the corpse seems to be centuries old. (so Neil returning to Earth was an imposter/illusion/something else, whatever).

- Evidence that the Earth is in fact an electron and the Sun is a proton. Solar systems are atoms, galaxies are molecules or proteins. The universe forms an object, which is on a planet, which is an electron, which is part of an atom, etc...

- A point in space that generates complete darkness in an 8 meter radius. (like a flash light, but it does the opposite). Class ?? personnel are free to walk in and out, if they stay away from the middle. However, it is unknown if those who entered the middle survived, disappeared, or walked out without any problems. Observation of subjects entering the middle lead to no conclusion. We do not know if these people still exist, or what happened to them. We do not know if they came back to us. Exposure to this item seems to affect and confuse the brain permanently.

- a GIGANTIC dog

- Bearded woman

>>696985

WHATEVER SCP-001 IS WON'T BE POSTED HERE.

No self-respecting writer wants this degree of scrutiny.

>>697005
Your mom was posted here last night, and when we scrutinized her, she didn't seem to loose any self-respect... oh wait... she has none...

>>697005

No self-respecting writer would visit 4chan in the first place, let alone take interest in the SCP series, you idiot.

SCP-001 should be the Virgin of Fatima´s Third Prophecy, written in a letter in a sealed envelope, which supposedly caused the Pope to weep for seven days when it was sent to him.

The contents of this letter, of course, led to the discovery of all other SCP objects.

>>696996
- Evidence that the Earth is in fact an electron and the Sun is a proton. Solar systems are atoms, galaxies are molecules or proteins. The universe forms an object, which is on a planet, which is an electron, which is part of an atom, etc...

My mind was blown all over the walls.

>>697035

Oh please, that train of thought has been gone done so many times, it wouldn't come as a shock at all.

If you want something like that, then the SCP-001 should be the "Dreamer", the person who dreams the world we inhabit, and if he ever wakes up, we all disappear. Pic fucking related.

what i like about 001 is that it implies that SCP was founded by a madman

SCP-001 should be Anonymous. The cruelest fucking thing ever. That's worthy of at least one brick.

>>697035
You have got to be like, 12 years old. Seriously. Do you have any fucking idea how many times that stupid-ass bullshit has been thrown around? Oh that's right... you don't. Because you're an underage B& faggot.

Not samefag, but this is perfect. 001 should hint that this is all the work of a loonie.
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>>696996
I like the Neil Armstrong idea and the darkness point

>>697042
Links Awakening was the SHIT in middle school

>>697057

And be another St.Elms street thing?

In all honesty, the SCP-001 page would only be done justice if it was never filled in.

It should link to a 403 page, or something official and top-secret looking.

You know, the scariest thing is someone's imagination?

>>697025
mmmm...Virgin of Fatima...
Reminds me, I need to find that book. Mysteries of the Unexplained. Had a shitload of /x/ related stuff in it.

>>696969
Awesome post number, not so awesome post.

SCP-001

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