>>699949

FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK

>>699949
negatory

>>700076
The problem with that is that his devices aren't anymore paranormal than, say, a hydrogen bomb, since they are supposedly based on (unknown) electromagnetic principles.

The devices, while dangerous, don't actually require special containment, just classification.

Rule 34 on houses!

I really liked the one where there was a huge living thing inside the planet Earth. The picture was obvious parody, but the text gave me shivers. Like the devil in the asteroid orbiting black hole in Dr. Who.

Like, imagine, earth we know is just a crust/endoskeleton of this enormous... *shivers*

>>700112
someone posted it yesterday btw..

SCP-001 was the establishment of a collection of SCP objects.

ok... what are the scp's, meaning are they fake or what?

>SCP-001 should be the Holders.

Die.

>>700213
Seconded
SCP-001 should be some malevolent creature. A rogue angel, an infant of a species known to devour planets, an Oracle that predicts cataclsmic events and then causes them.

the biggest mindfuck ever:

there is no SCP-001.

>>700295
Or it's some sort of temporal loop that causes all SCPs and the Organization to have never existed

A fragment of the Primordial essence of planet Earth.

how about the former lead researcher of the scps? he experimented with a bunch of them before the safety protocols were put in place, and the result has left him and his mind twisted... throw in some creepy, apocalyptic powers and a ridiculous containment protocol and youre done

>>700344

if that's not good enough... then make scp-001 some sort of fantastic artifact that bonded with an scp scientist, by his own will, giving him god-like powers, so the organization had to restrain him, and now contains him... could be one of the earliest purposes of the organization, just make sure that the scp-001 doesn't get out

The dreamer. A young man in a catatonic state, with rapid eye movement 24/7. basically hes dreaming existence. Should he ever wake, the dream will end and so too shall reality.

>>700373

Best candidate for 001 I've seen.

>>700443
saem

>>700373


Win.

>>700373
I like the idea, but how would they have found him? And how would they know?

the dreamer should also have nightmares, ones that result in war, famine, and death on earth.

>>700209
I've read about half of them and I think they're probably fake. There are just too many inconsistencies in the nomenclature of equipment and such for me to believe they are real.

>>700685
Plus, niggas in this thread are making them soo.. yeah
They're fake.

Dreamer postfag here.
Thank you very much.:D
I was thinking that the other scp's pointed to him. Like the bottled esp, or the prophetic dream. Or if the head of the scp have known about him for some time. I know its lame, but the God scp could also identify the man or something. as scp 001 all the scp's should be able to have something to do with the dreamer.

Everytime I see 'large hadron collider' I read "large hardon collider'. Fuck.

>>700373
No, Zanarkand! Dead for a thousand years!

>>700093
His "wall of light" would have allowed him to control all space , time , and matter.

SCP001 should be the missing link darwin was looking for. If found the world would go to shit because religion cant cover up any more of their shit.

>>700373
I...ah, would very much like to write that. A lot of ideas are bouncing around in my head right now...however I've never written an SCP so maybe it won't be 001 worthy. Will post once done and let you guys go at it.

>>701127

There are miriads of "missing" links betwen the australopitecus and homo species.

>>701127

We don't need a missing link to demonstrate that Evolution happens. We've already got more than enough evidence for that.

But regardless, evolution doens't say anything about the existence of any god(s).

>>699949
nice house

>>701127
Uhhhh, there are Christians who believe in evolution, you know. Besides, there don't need to be any "missing links", lrn2evolutionarytheory.

>>701668
You know, the Pope actually acknowledged evolution as a valid theory regarding creation of the world.
It's only americunts and sandniggers who are batshit fucking insane fundamental fanatics. Non-americunt chritins are actually very knowledgable and science-appreciating.

>>701181homo

no u
jeez nigga chill 0ut n stop bein a hata on dem gaiz u no.

>>700373
Got a similar idea.
Instead of a simple boy, a giant brain, kept alive by the organization itself.
Anyway, it's basically the same thing, so i approve this candidate.

>>701693
Thinks all americans are religious, and unscientific.

Also thinks that everywhere else, religion can be on a different level of stupidity based on accepted theories.