File :-(, x, )
Anonymous
SCP-001 Data File #24
CONFIDENTIAL
Data Medium: Microcassette


Notes: Microcassette recovered from containment chamber #001 on Level A1 after SCP-001 was directly contacted with upon its arrival. Experiment procedure #62A was carried out at 0800 hours on Saturday, xxxxxxxxxx. Contact team 3 arrived early and set up necessary apparatuses for said experiment. Upon contact SCP-001 became quickly unstable, resulting in the termination of the entire crew and surrounding technicians within a 50-foot radius, regardless of wall thickness or surrounding faraday cages. Power outage occurred at 0830, resulting in loss of visual and audio recording.

Cassette starts at 13:53.

Unknown scientist: “SCP-001 has just arrived, at 0730, and we are prepping the chamber for, uh, our habitual experiment. *coughs*. I have to note that we all feel a little uneasy about the experiment, as we all know what happened last night when we lost Beta wing to the arrival of SCP-698. There is a sort of pall over the room today, and there is minimal to no talking at all. We’ve never been this professional. Heh. We’re used to it by now."
>> Anonymous
(Scraping, metallic clang)

“We now have the specimen in the larger of the two faraday cages, and are hooking up auxiliary power to the computer system.”

(Humming noises, fans picking up speed)

“First off I want to tell you what this thing looks like. I know that I will be terminated if they find this tape, but still, god… It’s fantastic. It’s about four feet in diameter, and the whole thing seems to be moving in-

(Tape slows down, pitch in voice begins to modulate. Unknown cause)

“-a strange way. It’s as if there is an ocean across its surface, and *sniff* it looks like I can see all the ripples, and wav-“

(Loud crash, followed by muffle screams)

“…what the…”

(Sounds of scraping metal fill the air and bursts of static interrupt the speaker)

“OH MY…GOD OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD… HOLY FUCKING SHIT *sobbing* SOMEBODY HEL… US! IT’S GROWING… GRO… I CAN SEE… ED… UC… HEL…”

(Whirring sound is heard, followed by a huge exhalation of what sounds like a breath. Screams in the background stop abruptly, and a clatter is loudly heard)

END OF TAPE

NOTES: When clearance was finally given and the quarantine lifted, the chamber was filled with a thin layer of iron filings, and sulfur. The dead were collected and autopsy reports found their stomachs full of bakelite.

SCP-001 remains in the same chamber, but the room is still under quarantine. No further testing must be done until a safe method is applied.
>> Anonymous
What killed them?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Bump or Sage?
>> Anonymous
>>701526
Bump?
>> Anonymous
....b-bump...?....
>> Anonymous
>>701538
Sage?
>> Anonymous
>>701543
Bump?
>> Anonymous
>>701545
Sage?
>> Anonymous
>>701548
Bump?
>> Anonymous
bumb for scp-awesome
>> Anonymous
>>701553
sage for scp-fuck you
>> Anonymous
>>701555
haha uber fuck-age
>> Anonymous
>>701555
BUMP!
>> Anonymous
>>701558
haha uber-lolwut
>> Anonymous
>>701560
Bump
>> Anonymous
>>701561
Bump.
>> Anonymous
>>701562
Sage
>> Anonymous
Instead of writing a SCP-001, there should be more of these documents instead.

Win.
>> Anonymous
>>701565
SAGE
>> Anonymous
>>701566
Better idea, fuck you, have some SAGE
>> Anonymous
>>701568
Better idea, sage-bomb another thread, perhaps one about god or something. this shit is pretty interesting, and the SCP series isnt really reposted on this shitty site every fucking day.
>> Anonymous
>>701568
Better idea, grow a dick.
>> Anonymous
>>701568
Fuck you, have some bump.
>> Anonymous
>>701573
Better idea, MORE SAGE
>> BUMPITY BUMP BUMP BUMP
     File :-(, x)
HOLY FUCKING BUMP
>> Anonymous
>>701568
>>701572
>>701573
Best Idea: Add more Tesla
>> Anonymous
>>701583
GREATEST IDEA OR GREATEST IDEA?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>701568
The Interdimensional Badger of Doom disaproves of your idiocy.
>> Anonymous
>>701572
YES IT IS.
EVERY DAMN DAY.
>> BUMP
     File :-(, x)
>>701580
>>701568
>>701567
>>701565
>>701561
WOOT I WIN
>> Anonymous
>>701585
Bump for the IBOD.
>> Anonymous
You sagefags are fucking prats.
>> Anonymous
>>701587
lol THREAD OVAR
>> Anonymous
>>701585
BUMP
>> Anonymous
>>701585
BBBBB U U M M PPPPP
B B U U MM MM P P
BBBBB U U M MM M PPPPP
B B U U M M M P
BBBBB UUUU M M P
>> Anonymous
>>701589
Don't be such a drama whore.
>> Anonymous
>>701585
The Badger!
BUMP!
>> Anonymous
Did someone say sage?
>> Anonymous
>>701602
No, they said bump.
>> Anonymous
>>701605
No, I heard sage too.
>> Anonymous
Fuck your sage and bump war. What about the SCP?
>> Anonymous
Howbout we knock off the fucking bumping and sageing to talk about the fucking SCP?
>> Anonymous
>>701613
The first letter of SCP? S.

The first letter of sage? S.

I think you see where I'm going with this.
>> Anonymous
>>701470
>>The dead were collected and autopsy reports found their stomachs full of bakelite.

I shat bri/x/. BAKELITE?
>> Anonymous
>:(
>> Anonymous
>:P
>> Anonymous
>>701585
Bump!
>> Anonymous
At this rate, we'll never elect a 001
>> Anonymous
>>701630
>>701629
What? How dare you! Faggots!
Bump bump bump bump
>> Anonymous
>>701622
Yeah, SCP-001 looks pretty fucking scary when you try to imagine what it is and how it killed people. I think this shit is awesome. Moar security documents/transcripts about SCP-001.

Also, I suggest SCP-ZERO be the best SCP.
>> Anonymous
>>701646
The BEST THE BEST THE BEST..

oh well, never mind.
>> BUMP BUMP
     File :-(, x)
BUMP
>> Anonymous
BUMP
>> Anonymous
I'm more interested in SCP-579.
>> Anonymous
>>701710
And SCP-667
>> Anonymous
Whats the site for all these again?
>> Anonymous
Item #: SCP-037

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedure: SCP-037 is kept in place via its own gravitational pull. The room it sits in is made of one foot thick heat-proof glass. Should heat-proof glass break or crack, the emergency system will put a thinner second layer into place until it is repaired. Those repairing the glass should wear light clothing, such as shorts and a t-shirt to avoid heat stroke.

Description: Artifact was found in ????????????, Sweden in 19?? hovering above a small cottage. The owners of the cottage had been complaining that their neighbor's lights were always on and it was too bright out at night. The neighbors, however, had moved out months ago and the house no longer had electricity. Upon arrival, agents found the origin of the light was a small star. After some trial and error, it was safely brought to Site 23.

SCP-037 is a star exactly two inches in diameter with the same properties as our sun. It emits one billionth the amount of light the sun emits. It is not known how old the star is currently, but agents are advised to destroy it with ??????? should it turn into a red giant. Its origin is now thought to be a result of a hadron experiment somewhere in Europe.

The artifact is currently not accessible to any agent without at least Level 3 clearance (See Document #82-3.)

Document #82-3: It has come to my attention that some attendants have been toying with SCP-037. The glass floor leading to SCP-038 is now covered in burnt marshmallow, tanning oil and various amounts of ash from burnt objects. I am now forced to bar access to all attendants who do not have Level 3 clearance.
- Dr. Klein
>> Anonymous
>>701495
Rumble...
or Frenzy.
>> Anonymous
I personally think there are too many satan SCP, they need to get rid of all but one, or at the very least, link them together.
>> 
>>701756

well the stone statue guy started it.. and others decided they liked the style and wanted to base their own creepypasta around it

its fun reading
>> Anonymous
>>701468
Not SCP-001 worthy. It's good but not that good.
>> David
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series
>> Anonymous
>>701585
DOOOOOOOOOOM, right?
>> Anonymous
ZOMBIE TESLA HURR
>> Anonymous
>>701468
Not good enough. And sage.
>> Anonymous
>>703048
this
>> Anonymous
90% of this thread is a samefag bumping his own idea. The other 10% is sage.
>> Anonymous
Even if people keep making SCPs not worthy of 001, most of them are still worthy of being an SCP. So just submit it as an SCP of some number not used, then people will determine from there whether it should be moved to one.
>> Anonymous
Personally, I think the Word Eater should have been SCP-001.
>> Anonymous
>>703096
HOLY FUCK ! a good idea on /x/ ? is the world ending ?
>> ­
>>703105
Scariest notion on /x/ I've heard all night.
>> Personguy
>>703100

World eater? Any chance of a repost?

I for one think SPC-001 should describe everything the creature/object/misc. does in full detail.
>> Anonymous
SCP-001 is the documents and other data that led to the creation of the SCP Project. I will say no more on this matter, save that the documents are more disturbing than the Al-Azif or any occultnik bricabrac.
>> Anonymous
>>703130Not WORLD eater, WORD eater

Item #: SCP-824

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: The fortified walls around SCP-824 are designed to be entirely soundproof. Entering the chamber requires no special bodily protection, beyond the necessary earmuffs and goggles. Absolute silence is required when within the room. The first, larger sealing door must always be firmly closed before the second inner door is opened to the word eater's chamber. Silence must again be specially enforced in the brief moments when the chamber door is opened. SCP-824 must never be allowed to hear any sound beyond that of foot steps of the creaks of the doors. Those admitted must avoid direct eye contact with SCP-824, and will be briefed beforehand on how best to clear the mind of thought.

Description: First encountered in a disused [DATA EXPUNGED] in Southern Ireland, currently located in the British Isles facility to prevent unnecessary exposure to knowledge during transportation. SCP-824 biologically resembles a male of at least 80 years of age, and although apparently feeble and weak, proved incredibly physically resilient. Designated 'The Word Eater' soon after it's incarceration and discovery of it's capabilities. SCP-824 was accidentally fed with a large amount of sustenance upon it's recovery. It's malevolent ability was not fully understood until a large amount of information was already consumed and irrevocably lost. It remains in it's chamber willingly, and has not made any attempt to knowingly harm anyone that enters. SCP-824 does not appear to age or sicken, regardless of it's lack of sustenance in recent years.
>> Anonymous
>>703149

SCP-824 will consume any minor mumbling or sound without obvious effect. Making direct eye contact with SCP-824 will result in immediate consumption of surface thoughts, and total loss of the memories related to them. SCP-824 is contained to prevent it's continuing consumption of the worlds finite amount of words. The empty volumes discovered in subjects original location contained many countless phrases and language fragments that are now irrevocably and retroactively missing from the collective consciousness. The Word Eater obtaining an item as simple as a modern dictionary would prove universally devastating.
>> Anonymous
>>703152
>>703150
>>703149
Eraser is scarier than The Word Eater. I mean, they can't even remember where it is, and it keeps erasing whole areas.
>> Anonymous
>>703157
I think the Word Eater is scarier because it strips people of all their memories and words, while living their shells alive. It's like contagious Super-Alzheimers.
>> Anonymous
>>703167
Yeah, but after the inital loss of your memories, you can learn again. Though it does suck it erases those particular memories, whatever ones were associated with what you were thinking at the time.
>> Anonymous
>>703157
tem #: SCP-566

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: See note #566-04.

Description: See note #566-04.

Note #566-04: (Administrator ?????? ??????????) SCP-219 seems to be erasing virtually all memories and records associated with it. Although we've experienced similar effects with SCP-??? and SCP-???, in this case we've lost three personnel, who have walked into the middle of an empty room on floor ??, which I believe to be SCP-219's containment chamber. This, along with other incidents we don't know about, makes this situation far more dire than a simple nuisance. To ensure safety until a way to research SCP-219 is developed, I elect that a purely clockwork machination be built to enact security and upkeep procedures, at least as soon as anyone can remember what those procedures are.

Note #566-13: (Administrator ????????) If anyone has any research notes or belongings of "Administrator ?????? ??????????", report them to me, along with any information on who exactly ?????? was.

Note #566-18: A recently discovered carved marble slab indicates that this object was once contained at SCP Site A113. However, no record of such a site exists.
>> Anonymous
>>703174
I lol'd when I realized there is no SCP-219
>> Anonymous
>>703171
Assuming, of course, you remember how to breathe...

The thing is, he retroactively removes all language and all memories from everyone of every word he's learned, and that knowledge is forever lost. Sure, there's a chance you'll be able to learn after he's through mind-raping you, but then he'll just take THOSE words that you've learned. If he got his hands on a dictionary...What are the chances humanity could remake a language, when they can't even remake a fire? Especially considering the human race as it is today.

Not to mention, the other SCP's would get escape as well if he removed knowledge of their existence. Some poor bastard opens up the door to 684, and that thing escapes and lets all the others out...It would just be a huge clusterfuck ending in humanities death.
>> Anonymous
>>703194
Well I think you took it further than the SCP document did.

It says
>>Making direct eye contact with SCP-824 will result in immediate consumption of surface thoughts, and total loss of the memories related to them.
>>SURFACE

So it's only whatever is on your mind right then. So suppose your thinking "ah, my wife is gonna be mad about XXXX"

Well, you would forget about whatever you did, and all about your wife. But you wouldn't just become a drooling vegetable.
>> Anonymous
>>703203
Meh, maybe. But those last few sentences...
>"The empty volumes discovered in subjects original location contained many countless phrases and language fragments that are now irrevocably and retroactively missing from the collective consciousness. The Word Eater obtaining an item as simple as a modern dictionary would prove universally devastating."
It's like the opposite of SCP-300.
>> Anonymous
>>703203
And again, if he ever gets reading material...
>> Anonymous
>>703210
Yea, but it seems like an easy SCP to contain, and keeping books away from him shouldn't be too hard.
>> Anonymous
I'm new to /x/, so is there some kind of back story to SCP?
>> Anonymous
>>703218
Hmm, true. Point conceded. Now, if he was as malevolent and strong as 682...
>> Anonymous
>>703235
If he were that malevolent, it would be hard to stop him. You would have to stop him without looking at him. So I guess it wouldn't be that hard, unless he also had the physical prowess of 682.
>> Anonymous
>>703378
Man, we'd be right fucked.
>> Anonymous
simple solution:
1. we send Deadpool to fight SCP-824.
2. fucker wont stop talking, SCP-824 will overload.
3. ????
4. profit!
>> Anonymous
>>703446
That's your solution for everything: Send deadpool.
>> Anonymous
i believe SCP-001 should be lost, or have as little information as possible.
>> Anonymous
WHERE IS TESLA
>> Anonymous
>>703993

Well it works
>> NewYorkPizzaSucks
Some jack hole just went throught and capitalized all the titles.