Item #: SCP-001

Object Class: n/a

Special Containment Procedures: n/a

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>>705029

The first item in the SCP series (google it). Currently reserved.

>>705013

That's the hundredth time someone has suggested that idea, and it hasn't become any less stupider.

>>705046
>stupider

there is nothing. this board has become corrupted and everything that once had value is not of importance anymore.

roswell 'spacecraft' is already an SCP, spear of longinus was destroyed centuries ago.

i have an idea. theres a creepypasta floating around about the eisenhower interstate system being built on leylines, areas of spiritual power. what if they were built as containment for something. it would have to be something either spiritually or physically huge, and quite possibly extra-dimensional, like most scps

HOW ABOUT A LIVING, BREATHING REPTOID?

>>705162

Pick one:

- Satan
- Cthulhu
- the Crimson King
- Lavos
- Chzo
- Rita Repulsa

>>705270
- the Crimson King

something darktower related...something about a portal to their world or the whole story itself?

Planet Earth.

this thread is now about describing mundane objects with SCP-style writing

Item #: SCP-367

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-367 is to be stored in a closed container and placed in a plain room at temperatures of no more than 0 degrees Celsius. The chamber is to be sealed with an airlock. In the event of power failure or containment breach, SCP-367's enclosure is to be evacuated of all non-expendable personnel and sealed manually. Staff are reminded not to waste time in sealing the chamber should any personnel be left behind. Once the area is secured, custodial staff should be called in to execute Class 1 hazardous containment procedures.

Description: In its dormant state, SCP-367 is a semi-transparent crystalline solid, and is relatively harmless. However, it is very sensitive to changes in temperatures [see Document #367-1a]. Tests show that temperatures above 0 degrees Celsius will trigger a change in SCP-367. Somehow, its crystalization reverses, changing SCP-367 into a liquid state. Tests on Class D personnel have shown no adverse effects from direct skin contact, but nonetheless, its properties are still largely unknown. SCP-367 is not to be heated except in a controlled laboratory environment. Personnel who compromise SCP-367's containment for personal amusement are to be terminated. Tests have shown that SCP-367 may react violently to ????????????????????????

>>705779

OP here. New thread objective approved. You may proceed.

fear that wich it cannot first misunderstand, and then attemt to destroy. Simply because it is different.

The mother of all things paranormal is the energy of the mother of all things paranormal.

why does it have to be the most paranormal. why not just the first whether it be something we cant comprihend, or a rock that glows for no reason.

>>705031
I think you're on to something here...

SCP-001 would have to be the first SCP object ever discovered and was the basis for creating te government ranch of SCP. Therefore, it shouldn't be anything too spectacular.

>>705961
Or maybe, this object or person, since being found, has indirectly caused the creation or appearence of all other SCP

>>705966
Anti-Jesus?

>>705966
...or maybe....has DIRECTLY created all other SCPs

Make it doctor who.

bump

My thought for SCP-001 would be the very containment center for all the other SCPs. The heart of the institution or something.

how about a taco that shits ice cream?