LOOK YOU WILL SHIT BRI/x/

Because a turtle ate his original hand and the shark is now there to scare said turtles off incase of a turtle attack?

>>719179
BUT THEN WHO WAS BRIX

LOL CHIMP WAS PHONE

Why does this donkey bat thing call itself the "JERSY DEVIL"? It scary to me I heard about it sprouting out the chimney after born as 13 kid of family.

These are my frends they told me a story about a ghost at an old castle on an island.

They were on a boat an they saw a castle. The motor stopped work and needed a place to fix it.
The castle was on an island nearbuy and they pull on shore.

They saw spooky phantom didn't want them snooping and meddling and tried to scare them away, but the blonde one with them name fred said , "NOI WON BE SCARED FROM SPECTRE OR PHANTOM ON ISLAND CASTLE LET'S SPLIT UP AND INCVERSTIGATE!!!!!!" THe dog aznd his master went one way and he had to give the dog treats to get it to find spectre and chased them into a trap they made earlier!!!! The ghost was a magician the hole time!!!!

How THIS MUSLIM ANTICRIST get to bew presdent???

IMMA MAKE A NUTHA S.C.P YOU GUYS

HEY so there's this thing, right?
and, and it's blue!
Round......
and Flexible!

OK,OK. It's Blue, Round and flexible. IF YOU LOOK AT IT.... no no no....YES.

IF YOU LOOK AT IT IT ENCAPSULATES YOPOUR MIND...

ANd THEN, and then it totally like..., um....makes you shit your pants and sniff the stains..


S.C.P. 1004

This is SCP 1004

Benjum You still awake?

>>719282
AAAHHH

>>719292
your sister keeps me UP
*wink*

>>719299

Benjums sister makes huge turds. It's sick
My sister keep yelling at her friends and laughing in the other room and keeps me up too