File :-(, x, )
/x/ Failout Shelter Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
/b/ is the cancer that is killing /x/.

/x/ report in to take cover from the failout.
Roll call will begin shortly.
>> Anonymous
>>721618
ST. ALU
REPORTING IN
>> Anonymous
sup
>> Anonymous
no.................im not doin that
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>721633
Presence noted. Please keep your consumption down to one hundred rations of creepypasta per day, at the most. We don't want to run out.

NEXT!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Count me in.
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>721638
>>721655

Please refer to>>721649, and enjoy your stay.
Hopefully we'll be able to venture beyond the shelter soon.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
moth man
....present
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>721666
Greetings Mothman, please try not to kill anyone today.
>> Paranor
Eh... Here?
>> /b/hater
Count me in. /b/ needs to be destroyed.
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
Page zero to counter cancer.
>> Anonymous
this is a pointless thread. its a /b/ thread! youve been tricked!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Hi guys... =(
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
YHELOTHAR
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>721666
um, wtf do you think your doin?
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
Someone should post 4chan.js again to drive more people out of /b/. Hopefully the newer ones won't know to retreat to /x/.
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>721687
Not a /b/ thread.
Keep dreaming.
>> Anonymous
To be fair, /b/ is also the cancer that is killing /b/
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Rubber Johnny, reporting in.
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>721700
/b/ is the cancer that is killing 4chan.
>> Paranor
>>721687
You DON'T say?
~Sarcasm~
This stupid attack is irritating me.
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>721692
Gore on a SFW board, reported.
Enjoy your ban, et cetera.
>> Anonymous
>>721699
notice how there is nothing going on? notice the never been funny "[meme] reporting in"? nothing original? notice faggot!?
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>721706
*Claps*
Brilliant!
We shall defeat the /b/tards with rampant facetiousness!
Sardonic compliments all around! <3
>> Anonymous
Epic man who is actually 40% of the posts you read daily on /x/, reporting in.
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>721719
I meant a roll call of those who frequent /x/.
Stop thinking in memes, you worthless twit.
>> Anonymous
>>721727
ROLL CALLS ARE /b/ FAGGOTRY!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Typical creepy stairway here. I'll just rot quietly in the corner beneath my layer of sepia dust.
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>721729
*Deep sigh*
My, aren't you intelligent.
Always posting your literate, well thought-out replies that contribute so much to the conversation
>> Anonymous
>>721709
Since when has /x/ been worksafe?
>> Anon
THEN WHO WAS /b/???
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>721748
/x/ has a blue background, if you haven't noticed.
The boards with blue backgrounds are the SFW boards.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Creepy building here, reporting for squatting in search for ghosts..
>> Anonymous
>>721741
DONT LISTEN TO HIM /x/! he started a wortheless /b/ style thread in an attempt to plant the seed of cancer here! get out creepy stairs! get out mothman!
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>721757
CANCER WAS /b/ D:

>>721772
*Shakes head*
You really are an idiot, aren't you?
>> Anonymous
>>721741

*Deep sigh*
My, aren't you cool.
Never trying to sound more intelligent than you really are or resorting to pompousasshattery.
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>721780
Heavens, don't you play the part of the pretentious bastard all too well.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
nightmare tree reporting in
>> VatticDeris
     File :-(, x)
>>721618
This is VatticDeris. I used to be an Am/b/assader to all of 4chan. The nuclear fallout from the recent explosion of planet /b/ will continue on for possibly DAYS. Anon: we are ealing with a new threat. Worse than Scientology. They are like us, but they are not among us. They are Lackerz. (hackers+lulz)
This new alien threat shall not be tolerated!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Wats up guise, I'm /x/
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>721798
As long as you can represent /b/ without being a complete dullard, and/or a total ass, you are welcome.

For the good of all 4chan, the lackers must be destroyed.
Even if it means... *Sigh* Saving /b/, in the process.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Disturbing website, reporting in.
Where's the shelter? D:
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>721814
You're here now.
You're safe.
All invading /b/ faggotry will be dealt with in as timely a manner as possible.
>> Anonymous
>>721816
What should we do now...?
>> Anonymous
>>721786

you sound like an old woman
>> Anonymous
>>721816

SAGE GOES IN EVERY FIELD

LUL LLUL LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL LU L LUL
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>721820
You sound like a backwoods highschool dropout.

>>721819
Attempt to ride out the shitstorm.
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>721823
Thank you for the bump.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Hay guise, what's going on in this thread?
>> VatticDeris
     File :-(, x)
>>721808
I understand your sentiments against /b/. Yes, my people have become so powerful that they actually manifested themselves ineal life to give protests that solved nothing. But the greater threat is- if it can happen to /b/, it canhappen to /u/.
But it's strange. All the lackerz seem to be attacking at once. Therefore, either 1 super-lacker (unlikely) is doing this. OR ANOTHER MESSAGE BOARD HAS ORCHASTRATED THIS.
>> Anonymous
>>721827
It's gonna be a long night, /x/...sigh.

Anyone got some creepypasta?
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>721839
I believe it's either the mods themselves, or another imageboard.

>>721841
I've got the SCP series.
>> /b/hater
I'll laugh if Moot did this.
Because /x/ didn't do it.
>> Anonymous
>>721841

I do!

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the voice is "wut r u doin wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>721852
The people here on /x/ are, for the most part, too nice to do this.
>> To EFG VatticDeris
>>721838
EFG...I'm orry to say this but the /b/ homeworld from which you came from is in ruins. I'm sorry. Please assimilate into /x/ culture. Use as few /b/ memes as possible so you don't confuse or scare members of /x/.
>> Stratus
     File :-(, x)
I'll bring the clouds

Stratus, reporting in
>> /b/hater
>>721858

Too true. o:
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>721859
I concur.
Now, EFG, adopt a more /x/-friendly visage.
Perhaps the mask of Pyramid Head?
>> Anonymous
>>721852
Yep. /x/ could not pull off something like that. We have to few members and don't get off on that bullshit anyways.
>> VatticDeris
>>721847
I'm checking in with TRAINCHAN to see if anything's happened to them. Be right back.
>> Anonymous
can someone explain what is even happening
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>721871
Oh, definitely. We're much too good-natured for that rubbish.
>> SexySeer !!aQOBtVcvBC1
hither
>> Anonymous
>>721885

nice word
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Hi guys, am I doing it right?
>> Anonymous
>>721885

epic hither is epic
>> /b/hater
Would /b/ attack itself is the question.
Old versus new-getting rid of new?
Moot?

Outside source?
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>721885
Ah! An honor. Welcome to my humble shelter.

>>721874
Hope you get some info.
Stay safe.
>> SexySeer !!aQOBtVcvBC1
>>721901
mods are asleep
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>721898
Close enough for government work.

>>721901
/b/ attacks itself often.
>> /b/hater
>>721911

Epic win, no? Cancer can be cured. Is Proven.
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>721921
It shall take some serious chemotherapy.
Perhaps more effort than is worth it.
>> SexySeer !!aQOBtVcvBC1
>>721694
what's this
>> /b/hater
>>721927

I would suggest removing /b/, that is my dream.
But then all the assholes of the internet would disperse from /b/ into other areas that shouldn't be messed with.
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>721933
A Javascript that was posted on /b/, causing those who executed it to spam /b/ with the script, causing even more to execute it, so on, and so forth.
>> What is WTFchan? VatticDeris
     File :-(, x)
>>721911
"WTFchan is a *chan which is known as "the most fucked up of the chans". Run by a collective of /b/tards and hackers,..." I may have found the source of the problem.
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>721937
Or, moving /b/ onto it's own web site, so that we could live in peace.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
wtf is wrong with /b/ now.
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>721939
WTFux?
I doubt they could muster the cohesion.
>> Creepy Stairs
     File :-(, x)
I don't have any pasta (I got sick of collecting it), but I do have images. Enjoy, /x/
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>721968
Are you, or anyone else, following the SCP series of creepypasta?
>> VatticDeris
     File :-(, x)
>>721939
Yes, they are rather quite small.And being the most concentrated form of /b/ there is, it's unlikely they could stop staring at "jailbait" pictures long enough to do anything. Now, I know it sounds crazy- but perhaps there's a Christian kind of ageboard like the chan's we have. I know it's a stretch, but we have to consider the possibilities.
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>721982
There's ChristChan.
>> Anonymous
general lurker, casual poster reportin' in. might I take humble residence in your shelter?
>> Anonymous
/b/ is the cancer killing 4chan
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>721992
Of course!
>> VatticDeris
>>721982
OH GOD MY EYEZ! ! ! Don't go to Fchan...I don't there's anything on their minds besides these THINGS they look at there.
>> Anonymous !lM51PoudCg
Anyone mind telling me what the hell has been happening here in /x/ tonight?
>> Trolly
reporting in
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>722007
I think anthropomorphic characters are very cute, but I, under NO circumstances, would ever want to engage in sexual activity with one. That's just.... Disgusting.
>> VatticDeris
     File :-(, x)
>>721991
Checking in now...
Hope I make it back. Got a long journey ahead of me.
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>722010
/b/tards have been flocking to /x/ because /b/ is fucked, and we in this thread are taking shelter from their cancer.
>> First Officer SuperWhiteWat
/o/ reporting in.
>> Anonymous
LOL LOOK I'M A /B/TARD I'M SO RANDOM LOLOLOLOL LONGCAT
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>722017
I salute you, my friend.
You are a much braver soul than I.
>> Private Frenzal
wat
>> /b/hater
o_o

Oh my god.
The posts on /b/. They stopped.
>> Anonymous
>>721999
much obliged. how long do you suppose this failure will last?
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>722021
Good day, officer.

>>722022
Hahahaha.
That perfectly captures the /b/ mentality.
>> Anonymous
>>722019
They are like rats fleeing a sinking ship. I just wish the /b/tards would go down with it.
>> Anonymous
>>722019
/b/ is under seige, at first /b/ fled to /x/, then blamed /x/, but has now taken refuge on /x/.
>> Anonymous
>>722026
Actually everything on /b/ stopped... Nothing is updating at all
>> First Officer SuperWhiteWat
>>722029
Good day to you as well. :3
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>722027
Hopefully not long. A day at most.

>>722026
... We can only hope that this time, the letup is for good.

>>722031
If only.
>> /b/hater
>>721618

Same. Does it mean that they cant get to 73M?
:c
>> PHONE
sorry im lat wats goin on?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
YEAH
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>722042
They should never have gotten past post one.

>>722043
/b/ is shitflooding /x/.
We are attempting to escape the fail in our own little shelter of /x/ culture.

>>722044
Guten tag.
>> Rebadged Ranger !!WTcYKKGgX7J
reporting in...
>> /b/hater
Moot probably froze the board. Cranky pants.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Reporting, sir
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
what the hell happened over there?
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>722057
*Sigh*
Pity.
That means the /b/tards will remain for the time being.
>> Trolly
you know, /o/ and /c1/ are in the same boat. if /b/ died or was shut off, we'd both get a massive wave of newfags, bigger than the regular summer crop
>> /b/hater
>>722067

IP ban the spam, I assume?
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>722073
I hope so. With every fibre of my being.

>>722068
Pity.
>> Anonymous­­­­­­­­
fuck, i am gone not that long, come back to /x/ and this is what i find? /b/ better not be eternally dead...
>> Stratus
here are some /x/ related internets to keep us occupied

973-eht-namuh-973(dot)com
home.f01.itscom(dot)net/spiral
creepychan.livejournal(dot)com
creepypasta(dot)com
pics.livejournal(dot)com/kc_anathema/gallery/0006dpp2
web.archive(dot)org/web/20020208225753/www.flex.co.jp/kowloon/story/index_e.html
editthis(dot)info/scp_wiki/Main_Page
freewebs(dot)com/thekingofwolves/index.htm#111339551
dionaea-house(dot)com
enigmareport(dot)com
fizzlebot(dot)com/sinthai/thehouse.htm
dagonbytes(dot)com/thelibrary/lovecraft
unexplained-mysteries(dot)com
qntm(dot)org/?difference
beksinski(dot)pl
sorry about the (dot)s, it wont let me post otherwise
also, /b/ now has 60 pages
wat
>> Master Bates !!CUgTS7D8FQU
>>722068
/c1/?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Creepy GIF present
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
El Pollo Diablo reporting in.

Any news on the attack against /b/?
Will /x/ be targeted?
>> Trolly
>>722082
all your wat are belong to us
>> Grand Nationalist !WATzIqmXpQ
>>722082
Creme de la creme, homie.

Top shelf ya know.
>> VIPPER !!6I6th14syW6
Times like these that I enjoy retreating into the deep confines of /vip/, but I like /x/ too... it has a very interesting user culture.
>> Rebadged Ranger !!WTcYKKGgX7J
     File :-(, x)
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
My, this thread is much more successful than I had thought it would be.

LONG LIVE /x/!
>> WTFchan is growing VatticDeris
     File :-(, x)
I doubt any of those people from ChristChan even know what /b/ is. I've been leaving little messages and warnings about what happened to /b/. Also: WTFchan has grown tremendously. Their size has been underestimated.
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>722113
Oh dear.
We may have a full-blown war on our hands.
>> Anonymous
>>722041
>>Hopefully not long. A day at most.
a day huh? lets hope it doesnt even get that far.. /x/ was my refuge after i realised how terrible /b/ really is, and i dont want that lost. :'(
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>722135
We shall resist them!
At all costs!
>> Anonymous
niggertits reporting in
>> Anonymous­­­­­­­­
>>722135
same here...also /r9k/
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>722159
No.
No thank you.
>> El Pollo D
>>722148

What? By huddling up and hiding in this thread? Should we not stand up and fight?
>> This Just In... VatticDeris
     File :-(, x)
>>721870
A religious fanatic with enourmous teeth has announced war against the Lackerz. The sheep-like /b/tardians are following him. I do not know whether or not this will be beneficial to us.
The /b/ Admin is also nowhere to be seen- despite rumors of them not needing sleep or food.
>> Rebadged Ranger !!WTcYKKGgX7J
>>722170

Just think of them as zombies. You fight when you have too
>> Dr. Science
     File :-(, x)
O hai
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>722170
By keeping this thread active and on page zero, we ARE combating them.
>> VatticDeris
>>722159
Sir, I humbly request you relocated to WTFchan. They are far more suited for people like you than us.
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>722173
Oh my...
The cancer spreads.

Volunteers for saging.
Step up!
>> Anonymous­­­­­­­­
>>722192
but what about the ones who venture into our compound?!
>> Anonymous
/b/tard here for the lulz, reporting in.
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>722221
:D Report them.
Whether it's justified or not.
>> Anonymous
sage this shit /b/oys
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
sup new /b/. gonna chill here in this thread for a while.
>> Anonymous
Seriously, what the hell is going on? Why is /b/ here?
>> Anonymous
>>722194
if thats the plan, then im all for the cause.
>> Anonymous
Our defenses has been breached!
>> Anonymous
Im in ur /x/, sagebombing ur bomb shelter
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>722267
Go!
GO FORTH AND REPORT EVERY INAPPROPRIATE /b/ THREAD ENCROACHING UPON OUR GLORIOUS PROMISED LAND OF /x/!
>> Anonymous
sup
>> VIPPER !!6I6th14syW6
>>722274
Sage does nothing lol
>> VatticDeris
>>722201
The same applies for you sir. Please click on the above ling to see what I speak of.
>>722256
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
lolollolololololollolllololollolafufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufuufufufufufu
>> Anonymous
>>722286
The land of bigfoot, ouija boards, aliens, and spirits?

Nothing of value was lost. The new /b/ shall rise victorious of you and your 3 believers.
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>722354
We are not all of /x/, and we are more intelligent than you.
>> When you see it... VIPPER !!6I6th14syW6
>>722354
>The new /b/
/r9k/ is that way
<-----
>> Anonymous
this place is THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BESTs
>> Anonymous
No. I will not hide. Fight, /x/philes! Fight for the motherland! These filthy, cancer ridden /b/tards will not take our /x/ without a fight!
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>722378
Oh no.
Remember, my friend, /r9k/ forces users to be original.
And goddess knows /b/tards aren't capable.
>> Anonymous
>>722354
This isn't /r9k/... I think your GPS is failing as hard as you are.
>> Anonymous
>>722395
Hey, it's you again!
That was a junk email, by the way ;~; But not a fake; there was no trick intended.
>> Anonymous
>>722373
this very thread with our 'three' believers shows more intelligence then the infinite monkeys on typewriters in /b/.
>> VIPPER !!6I6th14syW6
>>722395
True. Sorry for my lapse of judgment there, friend.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
REPORTING
>> Anonymous
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>> Stratus
I wish /b/ would go to /n/ to catch a bus to WTFChan

also, it's reporting time
>> Anonymous
>>722387

Relax. Young one. In time, /b/ will retreat.
For /b/ has no patience for the paranormal, and /b/ will not linger for long.

/x/ has resisted these invasions before. And we shall resist them again, untill the stars fade, and the world ends, /x/ shall prevail!
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>722387
RISE, /x/PHILES!
RISE AND PROTECT YOUR HOME.
DESTROY THE INVADING HORDE.
DRIVE THEM FROM OUR BELOVED LAND OF PARANORMAL HAPPENINGS.
WE SHALL NOT LET THEM TAKE US UNTIL THEY HAVE PULLED OUR STILL-BEATING HEARTS FROM OUR BREASTS.
>> Bigfoot
     File :-(, x)
/x/ is trolled easy. Might have to chill here for a bit.