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/x/ Jeopardy! MadameStoryteller !!6VWLzGF+N7e
Shamelessly grifted from a thread in /b/, I've decided to make a little /x/ Jeopardy game for us. They start out easy, and increase in difficulty. Let's get ready, /x/, beacuse this isn't madness:

This... is... Jeopardy!
>> Anonymous
What are bri/x/?
>> MadameStoryteller !!6VWLzGF+N7e
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>>724065
Correct!
>> Anonymous
What are bricks, it was not named bri/x/ until last year.
>> Anonymous
>>724066
what is creepypasta
>> Anonymous
>>724066
what is "creepypasta"
>> MadameStoryteller !!6VWLzGF+N7e
>>724067
Yes, this is true. Either is acceptable.
>> Anonymous
>>724066

What is creepypasta?
>> MadameStoryteller !!6VWLzGF+N7e
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>>724070
>>724069
Correct!
>> Anonymous
>>724076
What are The Holders
>> RamblesTooDamnMuch !!VVmN/anj0Lh
>>724076
what is "the holders series"?
>> MadameStoryteller !!6VWLzGF+N7e
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>>724080
>>724081
Damn straight.
>> ????????????
in b4 THIS IS SPARTAAAAAA
>> Anonymous
Who is Junji Ito?
>> ????????????
The Enigma of the Amigara Fault by junji ito
>> MadameStoryteller !!6VWLzGF+N7e
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>>724086
Well done, I'm impressed.
>> RamblesTooDamnMuch !!VVmN/anj0Lh
>>724089
WITNESS!
>> Anonymous
>>724089
lotus breast
>> Anonymous
>>724089
what is lotus boob
>> ????????????
>>724089
What IS witness?
>> Anonymous
>>724089
What is the lotus boob?
>> MadameStoryteller !!6VWLzGF+N7e
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>>724096
>>724095
Sorry for the delay, I was getting a brownie. Correct!
>> Anonymous
>>724102

Who is John?
>> Anonymous
>>724102
What is John
>> Anonymous
>>724102
John
>> MadameStoryteller !!6VWLzGF+N7e
>>724103
I need something more specific than that.
>> Anonymous
>>724102
Who is John Stalvern?
>> Anonymous
>>724106
Who is US Marine John?
>> ????????????
Answer to upcoming question: Who was phone?
>> Anonymous
>>724106

Who is John from the (un)popular Demons copypasta?
>> MadameStoryteller !!6VWLzGF+N7e
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>>724107
Yes! Anon is leading.
>> Anonymous
>>724102

hook us up with brownie.

what is an example of Doom fan fiction?
>> Anonymous
>>724113

What is 2012?
>> Anonymous
What is 2012
>> Anonymous
>>724113
2012
>> Anonymous
>>724113
What is the year 2012?
>> MadameStoryteller !!6VWLzGF+N7e
>>724114
Hey, if I could reach through the Internet, I would. These fuckers are delicious.
>> Anonymous
>>724113

what is 2012?
>> Anonymous
>>724113
What is 2012
>> Anonymous
>>724113
What is 2012?
>> Anonymous
NO! You will be kill by demons!
>> MadameStoryteller !!6VWLzGF+N7e
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>>724116
>>724115
Yessir.
>> ????????????
>>724113
What is 2012?
>> Anonymous
>>724124
what is .gif?
>> Anonymous
>>724124
What is .gif?
>> Anonymous
>>724124

What is a .gif?
>> Anonymous
>>724124
What is .gif
>> Anonymous
Oh shit
MAYANMIND
>> Anonymous
>>724124
what is .gif
>> Anonymous
>>724124
What is gif?
>> Anonymous
>>724124
what is gif
>> Anonymous
>>724124
what is .jpeg?
>> Anonymous
>>724128
>>724130
>>724132
>>724133
>>724134
>>724135
>>724136

GIFS ARE SCARY. THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE.
>> MadameStoryteller !!6VWLzGF+N7e
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I'm going to stop quoting because it takes unecessary time and this laptop pad kicks my hand's ass. So yes! You know you're correct.
>> Anonymous
Damn guys, we are really good.
>> Anonymous
Damn you anon!

Always one step ahead of me.
>> sage
>>724124
what is .fig
>> Anonymous
>>724142
What is a maglight?
>> Anonymous
>>724142

What is your maglite?
>> Anonymous
>>724142
What is a maglite?
>> MadameStoryteller !!6VWLzGF+N7e
>>724143
Good, hell. I just couldn't think of many hard questions.
>> Anonymous
>>724142
what is maglight
>> Anonymous
>>724142
what is...kill it with fire??
>> sage
what is maglight
>> Anonymous
>>724142
what is maglight
>> MadameStoryteller !!6VWLzGF+N7e
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>>724147
Yes indeedy.
>> Anonymous
>>724156

Who is Darth Vader?
>> Anonymous
>>724156

What is pyramid head?
>> Anonymous
>>724156
Who is MadameStoryteller?
>> Anonymous
>>724156
Who is...Alucard? D:
>> Anonymous
>>724156
Who is Pyramid Head?
>> MadameStoryteller !!6VWLzGF+N7e
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>>724158
Yes.

>>724157
Facepalm.jpg
>> Anonymous
>>724156
Who is Pyramid Head?
>> Anonymous
>>724162
Who is phone?
>> Anonymous
>>724162

What is 28 Weeks Later?
>> Anonymous
What is [REC]
>> Anonymous
>>724162
What is I am Legend?
>> MadameStoryteller !!6VWLzGF+N7e
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>>724167
Yes! Well done.
>> Anonymous
>>724169
WHO WAS PHONE?
>> Anonymous
>>724169
Who are the zombies?
>> MadameStoryteller !!6VWLzGF+N7e
>>724159
No, no. If that were me it would also say /ck/ and /an/.
>> Anonymous
>>724169
What is dad?
>> MadameStoryteller !!6VWLzGF+N7e
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>>724170
Hells yes. Congrats on being the first.
>> Anonymous
>>724169
WHO WAS PHONE????
>> Anonymous
>>724177
Who is Anonymous?
>> Anonymous
>>724174
Honesty AND enjoys the kitchen, you're a real catch.
>> Anonymous
>>724177
I KNOW THIS ONE ITS ON THE TIP OF MY TONGUE
>> MadameStoryteller !!6VWLzGF+N7e
This one is where we seperate the oldfags from the newfags. One more minute.
>> Anonymous
>>724169
Who was phone?
>> Anonymous
>>724177
SHIT
I forgot the name.
>> MadameStoryteller !!6VWLzGF+N7e
>>724181
Aww, aren't you sweet. And of course I love the kitchen. Home made lunches and dinners? Aww yeah.
>> MadameStoryteller !!6VWLzGF+N7e
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*buzzzz*
The correct answer was Hallway-Kun.

I thought that one would get you.
>> Anonymous
>>724177

Who is hallway-kun?
>> Anonymous
>>724187
I enjoy the "cook a single meal that could feed a family of four for days and spend a week eating it" strategy myself. As far as your latest question, no clue, you're the only tripfag I liked enough to memorize their name... and Alucard, but that's because of closets.
>> Anonymous
>>724188
21:03

>>724190
21:04
>> ????????????
>>724188
What is the twilight zone?

I got it wrong, didn't I?
Or is it Obedese a la morsa or something like that?
>> Anonymous
>>724195

FUCK~
>> Anonymous
what is the X-Files theme song?
>> MadameStoryteller !!6VWLzGF+N7e
Better hurry, one more minute.
>> Anonymous
dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd6dd666dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
dddd6ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
>> Anonymous
>>724201
Was x-files alive in the 80's?
>> Anonymous
Unsolved Mysteries
>> Anonymous
>>724188
fresh prince, lol
>> Anonymous
>>724207
facepalm.jpeg

What is Unsolved Mysteries?
>> Anonymous
>>724203

wat
>> MadameStoryteller !!6VWLzGF+N7e
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*buzzz*

No, I'm sorry. It was 'Unsolved Mysteries'.
>> MadameStoryteller !!6VWLzGF+N7e
>>724207
Woops, you got it, nevermind. You posted while I was. :D
>> Anonymous
>>724212

What is invisible bees?
>> Anonymous
>>724212
I consider "When you see it..." posts to be aberrations, they usually have trees too.
>> Anonymous
>>724212
What is treedog.
>> Anonymous
>>724212
What are crop circles?
>> Anonymous
>>724217
Blargh, treedog is what brought me here, how did I forget treedog? Also treegoats.
>> Anonymous
>>724206
nope.
>> MadameStoryteller !!6VWLzGF+N7e
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>>724217
Yes! Yes, sir, you're correct.

All right, kids. Time for Final Jeopardy. And the category is: /x/ chracters.
>> Anonymous
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>>724219
bri/x/y
>> MadameStoryteller !!6VWLzGF+N7e
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>>724222
Or characters, even. Can't spell. Anyways...
>> Anonymous
>>724225
Who is Alucard
>> Anonymous
>>724225
See
>>724193
>>724160
>> Anonymous
>>724225
Easy

Who is ALUCARD
>> MadameStoryteller !!6VWLzGF+N7e
>>724226
Good job! And your wager?
>> Anonymous
>>724230
OVER NINE THOUSAND DOLLARS
>> Anonymous
>>724230
1000 internets
>> Anonymous
>>724230
My virginity.
>> MadameStoryteller !!6VWLzGF+N7e
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Great job, everyone. Your prize is my favorite .gif which, while old, may still inspire bri/x/,

<3
>> Anonymous
what font are you using for the textbox?
>> Anonymous
This was awesome, let's do it again sometime.
>> Anonymous
dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
ddddddddddddddddddddddd
>> Anonymous
>>724238
Don't say that... if you do, someone will do this tomorrow... and the day after, and the day after, then one day we'll have three threads going at the same time of the same thing.
>> Anonymous
>>724234
I don't see anyth......OH SHIT
>> MadameStoryteller !!6VWLzGF+N7e
>>724237
ITC Korinna bold
http://fonts101.com/xt_fontdetails_az_FID!29108~ScaKorinna~font.html

Just be sure to add a shadow.

>>724238
Sure, I'll have to make a new game.
>> Anonymous
>>724244
oh, thank you
>> MadameStoryteller !!6VWLzGF+N7e
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>>724246
Nooo problem.
>> Anonymous
>>724234
thanks so much on this. i've been looking for it for ages and i couldn't ever find it.

bri/x/ will be shat.

gg, madame trebek.
>> MadameStoryteller !!6VWLzGF+N7e
>>724270
Haha, my pleasure. It was my first ever scary .gif, way back when I was a sheltered little loli. I was so excited to find it when I saw it a few months back. I know the feeling.
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>724060
bri/x/.
inb4 Slowpoke, danke.
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>724277
By the way, what font is used in those images?
>> Anonymous
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>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
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ONE MORE TIME!
>> Anonymous
>>724338
BUTT SECKS!
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>724343
*Buzzer*
That is incorrect.
Also, please use the correct answer format.
>> Bonegnawer !Puyf5rFTB.
>>724338
What is "the SCP series"?
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
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>>724349
Correct!
>> Anonymous
>>724358
What is swamp gas?
>> Anonymous
>>724358
Why is They said it was a weather balloon.
>> Bonegnawer !Puyf5rFTB.
>>724358
What are "jet drills"?
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
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>>724365
Correct!
>> Anonymous
>>724371
What is ectoplasm?
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>724368
Buzzer.
Incorrect. I am sorry.
>> Anonymous
>>724371
What is cum.
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
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>>724373
Once again, Anonymous is correct.
>> Anonymous
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>>724371
>> Anonymous
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>>724381
That's the year Ripley was born.
>> Anonymous
>>724381
Hm... What is the Rogue River, Oregon UFO? *shields balls*
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
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>>724385
*Buzzer*
I am sorry, the correct answer was the Rogue River incident. *Castration*

>>724388
You are correct!
>> Anonymous
residual haunting.
>> Anonymous
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>>724391
White collar work.

We all know they're dead inside.
>> Bonegnawer !Puyf5rFTB.
>>724391
WHAT IS a "residual haunting"?

... :D
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
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>>724393
Bravo!
>> Anonymous
>>724396
Oh god, it's so true...
>>724391
I got nuttin.
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>724398
You are correct as well.
>> Anonymous
>>724399
What are the Nazca Lines?
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
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>>724402
Someone's been reading up on their petroglyphs!
>> Anonymous
>>724407
What are Ley Lines?
>> Anonymous
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>>724407
Maybe you could ask this question again in layman's terms, I'm not certain if I understand.
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
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>>724410
Correct again!

This next one is a freebie.
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>724415

See>>724410
>> Anonymous
>>724417
I'll answer anyway!
What is Stonehenge?
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
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>>724419
But of course!
>> Anonymous
>>724418
I was going for a clever pun.
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>724425
Ah.
I see.
My apologies.
>> Anonymous
satana?
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>724431
*Buzzer*
>> Anonymous
>>724422
what is satana
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
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>>724435
*Buzzer*
The answer we were looking for was 'Shaitan'.
>> Anonymous
>>724436
What is Leviathan?
>> Anonymous
>>724436
What is the deviant art Cloverfield monster?
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
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>>724439
We either have an avid fan of Hebrew legend, or a dedicated /x/phile.

>>724441
*Buzzer*
>> Anonymous
The white whale from moby dick
>> Anonymous
>>724444
What is the Grendel?
>> Anonymous
>>724444
I spent some time memorizing the spelling of this beast, and I really want to put down the right answer, but I can't bring myself to do it.

SO: Who is Rosie O'Donnell?
>> Bonegnawer !Puyf5rFTB.
>>724422
What is "saw-tawn"?
>> Anonymous
>>724444
What is Fenrir?
>> Bonegnawer !Puyf5rFTB.
>>724444
Who is "Fenris"?
>> Anonymous
>>724444
What is Michael Moore's eighth chin?
>> Anonymous
>>724444
...Fenrir?
>> Creepy Stairs
>>724436
What is the Kraken.
(Or the Leviathan, but I like the Kraken so much better)
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
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>>724447
>>724446
*Buzzer*
I am sorry, but that is incorrect,

The correct answer is 'Fenrir'.

>>724450
>>724453
Correct!

>>724454
I am sorry, but Kraken is incorrect.
The Kraken is said to have been a gigantic octopus.
>> Anonymous
>>724461
What are hieroglyphs?
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>724466
*Buzzer*
>> Anonymous
>>724461

What is the futhark?
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>724468
Please specify which Futhark.
>> Anonymous
Scandinavian Futhark or Younger Futhark?
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
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>>724472
The answer we were looking for is the _Elder_ Futhark.

FINAL JEAPORDY!
>> Anonymous
>>724474
I just looked it up, but I'm not cheating and revealing the answer.
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>724480
Such good sportsmanship!
>> Anonymous
>>724483
I got half of the questions right within the minute, I'm happy with myself.
>> Anonymous
>>724444
Jormungander, the world serpent.
>> Anonymous
>>724474
what is Tralfamador?
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>724495
Yes!
You are correct!

Thank you for playing, everyone!
>> Anonymous
>>724495

lrn2 vonnegut
>> Anonymous
>>724503
Ah, that was fun.
>> Anonymous
Needs moar Jabberwocky.