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Pro-Newb !clXqXAW0XM
All right /x/ Lets post us what should be the SPC-001, Heres my entry


SPC-001a: “Anna”

Class: Euclid

Description: Small child of about 7 or 8, unknown decent shows signs of all ethnicity, seems to be able to know were all other SPC's are, specifically the one SPC-343 or as she calls him "Father", Genetic scans are inconclusive. She is able to build small machines that seem to have no need for power but each have a strange symbol on it written in what is a biological substance but the girl shows no wounds. More research it being conducted.

Addition: Child seems to be able to set differential mental images to anyone of her choosing, weather or not she has met them. These images have caused one of the groups to attack and kill each other, at no point is some one to anger the child or they will be classified as a "lost".

She keeps asking about her “Brother” who we guess is the unknown SPC out now dubbed SPC-001b.
>> Pro-Newb !clXqXAW0XM
SPC-001b: “Devik”

Class: Dekiv

Description:

This is the elusive SPC-001 all soldiers sent to capture have never reported back to base. Conductive research is in work, so far all we have gathered is that it is sentient and it is quick to violent force to it. One team was able to contact it but were eliminated when told it was to come back to bunker 73.

This creature is unkown is shape or any form. It has talked to our soldiers in a voice that described by our chief of staff, “Sounded like a bang in a whisper.” His voice sounded like a crowed area, saying many things at once while still speaking the same thing. Our crew said he was like a light and they looked at him and called him Devik. Shortly after they asked him to come back and he refused, they used force after a little while and he screamed and the radio cut out. The scream sounded like a demonic yell, like those heard from SPC-XXX. A short time after he said the name “Anna” and the radio cut out. We assume she is SPC-001 now dubbed SPC-001a.

His power and that he is unknown has him classified under his own classification to be used in later SPC’s, known ad Dekiv for “Unknown reason”.
>> Anonymous
I yawned.
>> Anonymous
God is SCP-001.

/thread
>> Pro-Newb !clXqXAW0XM
God is SPC-343

http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series
>> Anonymous
Sorry, but these are terrible.
>> Just a quick one i thought up minimal effort Endrance
Item #: SCP-001 "The Symbiote"

Object Class: Eldritch

Special Containment Procedures: unknown SCP-001 has yet to be contained.


Description:The item itself is a simple bottle full of what looks like a black cloud. The item is only classified as a threat because of its host. The host, codenamed:"Azrael", is a Eurasian man of around 27-31 with dark brown hair and heterchromatic eyes. "Azrael" is higly dangerous and is to be dealt with with extreme caution. SCP Retrival units are advised to be on high alert when pursuing Item:SCP-001 and Codename:"Azrael". "Azrael" seems to have enhanced strength and reflex's due to possessing the bottle but also seems mentally unstable due to it. Because of this SCP-001 is believed to be a symbiotic entity.
>> Anonymous
fail SCP 001 is fail
>> Elle LAWLiet !yu3o84MxrA
>>726451

Doesn't sound like someone watched Spiderman 3 too many times or anything.
>> Pro-Newb !clXqXAW0XM
wow you guys dont even put your effort into your Flameing, im sad at you /x/, you've turned into a shitty /b/ with dumbfucks.
>> Endrance
>>726459
Do you know what a symbiote is? its an being that needs a host to live but benefits the host at the same time. many bacteria found in the human body are symbiotic. Oh and Spiderman 3 sucked balls
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Oh GOD.

>>726440
>>726442
>>726451

are all FAIL.

I think SCP-001 should be a collaborative effort, with someone who is really creative, someone who knows how to write, and someone who has insanely good photoshop skills. We might have to dedicate an entire night to developing it, but I'll be damned if /x/ lets this shit take the coveted position of SCP-001.
>> Anonymous
SPC..... Super Poop Cat??? What the fuck is this shit and why should I give a damn? Is this some kinda fanfic or just weird for the sake of being weird?
>> Endrance
Lol never said mine was good
>> Dr. Harper
>>726460
Just because you have shit entries (among the dozens-apun-dozens of shit entries) and we don't want to waste energy on you doesn't mean we are dumbfucks. Why waste energy on you? You haven't contributed any amazingly awful moments, just stupidity that is on par with every other day.
>> Dr. Harper
>>726470
Look through the thread and you'll find the address...
>> Elle LAWLiet !yu3o84MxrA
>>726466

Yeah, because plenty of bottles with black symbiotes in the world exist. Here, dry your tears on my sage.
>> Pro-Newb !clXqXAW0XM
Shit people if you hate it that much then dont get pissy, and dont post so that it will 404! =O And your supposed to be smart...
>> Anonymous
i went to http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series
before i asked what this is. It doesn't make any sense and there is no explanation page that i can tell. I'm just going to assume its some stargate atlantis fanfic appendix.
>> Anonymous
>>726451
Wow that fucking sucks, first of all Eldritch isn't even a fucking Object Class. The SCP Object Classes are, Safe, Keter, and Euclid. Fuck why the hell do we even have a wiki for this shit if none of you dumbasses pay attention to it?!
>> Anonymous
>>726488
It's not supposed to have a solid backstory. Basically they're reports written from a scientific/clinical perspective by a group that collects and houses strange objects, people, etc.
>> Pro-Newb !clXqXAW0XM
>726493

Their are some gray areas that need to be explaned like what if they dont know what it is but they think its a SPC?
>> Anonymous
>>726474

At least you don't bitch like>>726460did.

We call 'em like we see them. Doesn't mean they're not fixable, it just means that, right now, they suck. And it's insulting to think that those stories by yourself and Pro-Newb, which took 45 minutes to think up and write, are worthy of being SCP-001.

Aim a bit lower.
>> Anonymous
>>726499
First of all it's fucking SCP, not SPC. Second I can't even understand your fucking question
>> Anonymous
>>726498
>It's not supposed to mean anything. Basically they're reports written from a psudo-scientific/fanboy perspective by a group that doesn't really exist and collects and houses strange objects, people, etc.
you mean this right?
>> Pro-Newb !clXqXAW0XM
>>726502
Damn you and your calm sense....
>> Anonymous
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Goddamnit, I love these threads. Someone please post some non-SPC-001's that are good.....plz?
>> Anonymous
>>726511
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series

There ya go champ that's the whole list
>> Anonymous
>>726504
>First of all it's fucking SCP, not SPC?
whats the difference? one of the acryonyms is somehow less gay?
>> Anonymous
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>>726513
thankyou anon. +10 internets to you.
>> Epola !!mzSnWCcLESZ
>>726485
It takes three fucking years for a thread to 404 on /x/, it's better to at least use the space given to try and find something worthy, it doesn't have to be OP's post to be good or respectable.
>> Anonymous
>>726515
No but if you're going to use the acronym at least use the one that everyone else has used if you want your's in the same series
>> Anonymous
>>726515
One of the acronyms is accurate.
>> Epola !!mzSnWCcLESZ
>>726515
No, one is correct, the other isn't.
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>726509
Pro-Newb, with all due respect, you are one of the worst writers, in the history of literature. Nothing you will ever write will be worthy of being an SCP.

Please, if you're going to write, use proper grammar.
Learn the difference between 'there','they're', and 'their', even though this is probably far beyond your mental capacity.

>>726442
Also, STOP USING NEW CLASSIFICATIONS. Your entry is supposed to be an abnormality, not a fucking Mary-Sue.
>> Pro-Newb !clXqXAW0XM
Mines wrong because i cant fucking spell, Dammit i suck T.T
>> Dr. Harper !!4lF6bvl5ajt
>>726520
>>726521
>>726524
Goddamn... you all jumped on that shit.

And is it just me or is /x/ moving a bit faster today?
>> Anonymous
>>726528
Fucking thank you, if you're going to write these things stick to the god damn guidelines that have already been laid out
>> Anonymous
>>726529
Yes you do, so stop writing shitty SCPs
>> Anonymous
You know I have that wallpaper with brighter colors though...
>> Anonymous
>>726524
>>726521
>>726520
ACRONYM FOR WHAT??? Scat Poop Cradle? Soldier of Planet Cunt? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PSYCHOTIC LITTLE SHITS TALKING ABOUT? How bout i call it XIR from now on, as in /x/ is retarded.
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>726546
You know, /b/ is back up.
Such an intelligent, eloquent person as yourself should go there instead of here on /x/.

</facetious>
>> Anonymous
>>726460


Well, they suck.

"Our crew said he was like a light and they looked at him and called him Devik"?

C'mon.
>> Dr. Harper !!4lF6bvl5ajt
Actually, legit question here:

Who the hell makes the decision that a certain piece is worthy of the top slot? Is one guy in control of the site and he determines that shit or what? I've never bothered to think about it until now...
>> Pro-Newb !clXqXAW0XM
>>726549
i like it when people arent ragging on me
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>726551
I agree.
Reading that made me wish you could slap someone through a computer screen.
>> Anonymous
>>726546
Obvious troll is laughably obvious.
>> Dr. Harper !!4lF6bvl5ajt
>>726546
Honestly, how much of a retard are you? The fucking links are in here three or four fucking times, look around a bit you cunt.
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>726556
If I concentrate on you too much my intelligence will be reduced by a factor directly proportional to the time spent to point out the flaws in your writing.
>> Obvious Fag !seiN7gfUq2
ha this thread again?
This is a job for Obvious Fag!
>> Dr. Harper !!4lF6bvl5ajt
>>726565
I have to say, I lol'd
>> Anonymous
>>726565
Pro-Newb should be a new SCP, his writing saps the intelligence of the reader
>> Anonymous
>>726565
I like to turn off my brain when I visit 4chan, and activate it whenever there's a thread marginally worth my time. It's a good strategy, you should try it.
>> Pro-Newb !clXqXAW0XM
>>726572

So SCP-001 would be me? fuckkin sweet
>> Anonymous
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>> Assblaster !FKk4keqK9w
Yes they both suck

No you dont need to waste time ragging on them...
>> Anonymous
>>726579
Oh hell no, you wouldn't be 001, you'd be some other random number
>> Anonymous
>>726585
It's SCP and it's never been given a meaning. I always thought it stood for Special Containment Procedures
>> Anonymous
>>726595
it means Super Cool People
>> Anonymous
>>726595
SCP = Special Containment Procedure

That is the given meaning.
>> Anonymous
Statistical Process Control, its a way for fags to collect all their dumb little bullshit stories in a verbose "scientific" way that actually distracts from any relevant information trying to be articulated.
>> Anonymous
>>726604
Ah that's what I thought it stood for I just never knew that was the accepted meaning
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>726579
You would be one of the Joke SCP's.
>> Anonymous
I thought it meant Spooky Copy Pasta

this one>>726440is pretty lame though
>> St. Alu The Confuser !yj1TmmUOMY
>>726440
my vote remains
TESLA FOR SCP-OO1
>> Anonymous
SCP-001 should be Jared from the Subway commercials.
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>726625
Maybe Mindfuck should be SCP-001?
I'd never thought of that until now.
>> Anonymous
>>726587

Then they will never learn!
>> Anonymous
>>726630
Ever notice he isn't on TV much anymore. Yeah. There's a reason for that. He's being contained. Specially contained.
>> Anonymous
>>726625
I was considering writing an SCP for Tesla's proposed teleforce weapon and trying to get it accepted as SCP-001. Since the government seized all his shit I always imagined that it's seizure formed the basis of the idea of putting together a group to collect, research, classify, and house dangerous, otherworldly, and otherwise bizarre items.
>> Anonymous
>>726636
sounds like friday the 13 the television series to me.
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
"Mindfuck" is a drug with hallucinogenic properties. Only it's not hallucinations that you are seeing. What you are seeing is real. The drug tears down a barrier between our world and a parallel universe. In this alternate dimension there are creatures - vicious, carnivorous creatures. The problem is... If you can see them, they can see you. And you are not safe until the drug wears off and the barrier goes back up. "

Mindfuck should totally be an SCP, even if it's not 001.
>> Anonymous
>>726639
Well that's what SCP is about, it's clinical/scientific reports written by a group that does just that
>> Anonymous
>>726641
Could use a little revising, maybe a drug that somehow produces such vivid and violent hallucinations that the user is more often than not injured in some horrible way conceivably by whatever it is appeared in their hallucination
>> Anonymous
>>726641
Sounds like Are You Afraid of the Dark the haunted spectacles episode.
>>726642
Also sounds like the 13 ghosts of scooby doo.
>> St. Alu The Confuser !yj1TmmUOMY
>>726636
but since tesla is supposed to be the one who found the scp locater, he should be 001
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>726647
Oh, the things someone sees when they're on Mindfuck definitely aren't hallucinations. They're real. And the whole idea is that the person who takes it and sees those horrible creatures are tortured and killed by them.
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Making all of the animals, once struck, into horrific demon-like figures before bursting into flames.

Or something

I don't FUCKIN KNOW MAN, don't fuckin know dontfuckinknow BUT it SHOULD be SOMETHING like THAT or SOMETHING that FUCKS with THE sanity OF the ENTIRE world.
>> Pro-Newb !clXqXAW0XM
I think this is the longest thread on /x/
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>726654
You can't beat my last thread <3.
200+ replies before it 404'd about half an hour ago.
>> Anonymous
I enjoy this series
>> Anonymous
>>726652
I think the idea that the creatures are real just seems sort of lame to me. The idea that it fucks with your brain so hardcore that it tricks your body into basically harming itself is a lot better than some fucking thing that makes extra-dimensional creatures appear to you
>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>726660
Hm...
An extreme psychosomatic response.
Interesting concept.
>> Anonymous
>>726652

sounds like Dreams in the Witch-house, by HP Lovecraft
>> Anonymous
>>726641

Sounds identical to Soy sauce. (JDatE)
>> Pro-Newb !clXqXAW0XM
COME ON PEOPLE 79 REPLIES AND 3 PICS!
>> Anonymous
>>726667
Shut up you fucking dumbass tripfag, we're talking about actual good ideas for an SCP now, not your stupid poorly written bullshit
>> OH HELLO 1234567890987654321
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>> Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>726666
I actually didn't read JDatE until someone pointed out to me that the two ideas were similar <_<.

>>726672
Hey, don't lump that fag in with me.
>> Pro-Newb !clXqXAW0XM
>>726672
Tesla and Jared? Why the fuck don't you make the marshmallow man one... Fuck now its probly gonna happen... but wait i said it there for its a bad idea from the start... OH SHI-
>> my fail-draft Anonymous
Item#: SCP-001

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-001’s containment facility is located approximately sixty miles northwest of Phoenix, Arizona. Due to the inherent impossibility of relocating SCP-001, security is at a premium; spare no expense in ensuring that all guards are trained in the use of automatic firearms and hand-to-hand combat. No living materials may come in direct contact with SCP-001, including but not limited to flesh, blood, or any other cellular matter capable of replication. Airlock procedure 12-B must be performed before entering or exiting SCP-001’s facility. No samples may be taken of SCP-001; to accommodate for this, a partially complete chemical lab has been constructed within its holding area.

Airlock Procedure 12-B:
Before entering the facility, clothing and external features must be purged of all foreign substances such as unnecessary bacteria or minute particles. Upon entering the airlock, Vacuum Sequence 1 must be initiated for five minutes, ensuring that any Euclid class objects do not come in contact with any matter that could result in harm to the object or any proximate personnel. Upon exiting the airlock, all particles of the object that may have “hitched a ride” must be removed and killed through a duplicate airlock sequence. Should the particles be irreversibly attached to any personnel, said personnel will be eliminated without delay through Airlock Immolation Procedure A.
>> Anonymous
>>726684
Jared was a joke but something Tesla worked on really should be an SCP, the dude was a real-life mad scientist
>> my fail-draft Anonymous
Object Description: Object SCP-001 is comprised of a massive, main fungus and its spores. The primary fungus, dubbed the “master cap”, strongly resembles Amanita phalloides, a toxic mushroom found in some forests. However, unlike this deadly mushroom, the master cap is relatively docile. However, its newly coined species name hints at its unusual qualities: Amanita propagata. Amanita propagata has a massive off-white cap, roughly 7m in diameter, situated on a squat stem. Its secondary stem, however, is long and protrudes 2m out from under the cap and produces highly abnormal spores. Instead of landing in a location and growing as normal, these spores attach to organic substances and use a highly toxic integrase enzyme that causes nuclei to transcript RNA in an utterly chaotic fashion. The spores then feed their own RNA into the cell, causing cells to undergo mitosis at a greatly accelerated rate. These new cells, however, are not genetically identical copies; instead, they have no function other than producing new Amanita propagata spores. In roughly thirteen minutes after exposure, any organic material regardless of volume or mass is comprised of nothing more than fledgling Amanita propagata mushrooms. For unknown reasons, Amanita propagata can only grow after having harvested sufficient amounts of genetic material.
Additionally, root analysis has determined that, if it were to be moved, Amanita propagata would leave thousands of root fragments behind. These root fragments would undergo vegetative propagation almost immediately, leaving dozens more Amanita propagata behind. Due to the obvious danger in this, the specimen must not be moved.
>> LURK THE FUCK MORE Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
>>726684
How long have you been here?
Two, three days?
A week at the most?
What you try to pass off as communication, is just incomprehensible garbage.
>> my fail-draft Anonymous
Date Register 6-6-09
PERSONNEL CLASS B UPDATE:
SCP-001 apparently capable of symbiotic relationship with mammalian host, preserving hypothalamic functions and forming root clusters along spinal cord. New caps form within cavities in brain, releasing spores in certain quantities to replicate hormone activation. Human body responds especially well to being “commandeered”, showing exponential increases in reflexive reaction time. Neural synapses replaced with superconductive spores. However, primary weakness to human host is that bone and muscle decay increases vastly, leaving only a protective husk of skin to prevent spores from being released and human host dying. Humans with sentient functions being controlled by a specimen of SCP-001 are determinable by their pale yellow irises, the result of which are being unable to process colors and shades in poor lighting conditions.

Date Register 6-7-09
PERSONNEL CLASS B UPDATE:
A breakout has occurred, though thoroughly measured and potentially containable. Release Response Forces 13 and 14 have been notified and are in the process of eliminating all contaminated subjects that have been exposed to SCP-001.

Date Register 6-8-09
PERSONNEL CLASS A UPDATE:
Breakout contained. All Class B personnel and below terminated. Order has been restored.

Any comments? Critiques? It sucks i know this already
>> St. Alu The Confuser !yj1TmmUOMY
>>726684
tesla isnt a bad idea.
>> Anonymous
>>726690
>>726692
>>726694
Not bad at all in fact you should definitely put it up on the wiki as an SCP, just not 001
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
(written under the impression that it is the first object discovered)

Item#: SCP-001
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Utilization of barricades with armed personnel at least 5 miles from the object at all points on the surface. Armed guards stationed at vulnerable points underground.
Description: First discovered by railroad planners in southern Arizona, object appears to be a standard copper wire of unknown length, with a standard diameter of 1cm. Source of wire and end of wire have not yet been discovered. Object will recieve and respond to all stimuli, with a different method corresponding to the medium.
...continued
>> Anonymous
>>726718
No, just no. Make up a random number and GTFO
>> Anonymous
Known responses:
Wood(all known species): Immediate immolation of the stimulator, heat in excess of 500K
"Green" Plants: Immediate death by transpiration (note: investigate link to desert)
Water: Causes random sound waves, with volume varying with variations in water temperature and pH (further pattern analysis needed)
Non-copper metals: Immediate vaporization
Copper: fuses to wire, leading to multiple branches
Animal matter: pain, confusion, no subject has touched the wire for more than 1 second (those that are forced to sustain contact faint and eventually die of unknown causes)
Human: extreme pain, alternating bouts of madness and euphoria for several years, drastically shortened lifespans
...continued
>> Anonymous
(more wire)
Source of object has been focus since 1913, object has been traced from Arizona to Greece, from West to East, and to Australia from East to West. Large sections of copper have fused to wire, causing many false leads. Many question whether the wire has a source. Attempts to employ subjects who have been in contact with the wire have resulted in a vastly reduced pace (note: [expunged] believes the subjects have been sabotaging efforts).
Funding for project ceased in [expunged].
>> Anonymous
Hmmm, SCP #001 would have to be ridiculously dangerous
>> Anonymous
Item #: SCP-001
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures:
The translated version is to only be read by the Chief Director and is up to his discretion for distribution and investigation.
Description:
A decoded message found while listening to distant pulses of energy. The message is as follows:
Special Containment Procedures:
All specimen and their decedents are to be quarantined on the third celestial body of the Terra System. They are to be monitored at all times. Evolutionary check-ups will be made on timely intervals. If any specimen has mastery over an Atlantean Relic, they are to be eliminated with full force and the relic is to be retrieved.
Description:
They were once waveform entities but they have now “ascended” to physical form. They walk on two sturdy limbs and have a second set of limbs that manipulate objects meticulously. Their internal systems are complex and well organized, a feature that only compliments their genius before ascension.
Addendum: All newly appointed Angel Operative are to see document #0001-A. All Archangel Operatives are to see the document #5623-D
>> Anonymous
Document #0001-A: The Ascension
These specimen were once a godly race among the Sentient Alliance; however unfortunate, they as a civilization decided that the next step in the evolutionary process, to converge into the material. The process developed proved to cause heavy damage upon consciousness and the convergence would debilitate their advanced level of thought. As improbable as it seemed, they designed a system in which they would regain all their conscious capabilities through what is called the “Tree of Knowledge”. Upon their “ascension” they spoke their final words:
“We will be liberated where you are trapped.”
Upon investigation, we found plans of our destruction through the use of a pulse device that scrambles waves of consciousness. The Sentient Alliance managed to stop the specimen from full consumption of the tree of knowledge through the sacrifice of many in a brute force attempt to find any other species that is able to ascend through their techniques. Subject 7 and 666 from two different wavelengths were able to ascend to an anomaly now referred to by their names: God and Lucifer. They managed to consume most of the Tree but three were missing from the layout left behind. Contact with the anomaly God will continue through electromagnetic signals; as he is still keeping watch and interacting with the specimen where as anomaly Lucifer has been non-responsive to messages.
Document #5623-D:
As of recent investigations, a miscalculation has been made in their placement. The civilization that once existed on that celestial body had advanced remnants of technology, some of which are still functional. They were called the Atlanteans and for physical beings, were very advanced in complex thought. Further investigation will continue unless there is any direct threat discovered.
>> Anonymous
>>726877
>>726880
My god, I didn't think anyone could come up with something lamer than the OP's
>> St. Alu The Confuser !yj1TmmUOMY
>>726884
its always possible to have worse .
>> Anonymous
>>726898
Well yea but I mean wow that one was bad it was like some shitty anime fanfiction or something
>> Anonymous
>>726884
>>726904
at least he spelled right and tried, OP's attempt was utter shit. I have never seen a more poorly written story, ive seen retarded children with a better grasp of the English language.
>> Anonymous
SCP-412: "Silverfish"

Class: Unknown

Special Containment Procedure: Code name "silverfish" is to be contained in an airtight bulletproof 1000" cube at all times. It has shown no need for sustenance of any sort since it was contained 3 years ago at the cost of 17 U.S. Marines. As such, to come into any contact with the creature beyond monitoring it is at once dangerous and unnecessary.

Description: "Silverfish" - A large creature, roughly 4' meters in length. Has the rough appearance of the Lepisma saccharina insect. This is it's only resemblance, as it differs in diet, behavior, and location.

Appearance: As stated, roughly similar to the Lepisma saccharina with some bioluminescence apparent on its shell segments. Huge for an insect of it's species, as well as the only one we have discovered thus far.

Location: Discovered somewhere within Kubrera, which is at this point in time the deepest explored cave in the world.
After an S.O.S. from a team of spelunkers, local authorities were dispatched. After further radio signals requesting aid arrived, armed forces were also sent in. Finally the Marines were forced to intervene, bringing the total lives claimed by this creature to 36, including 17 Marines.

Addition: The creature appears be a carrier for some sort of flesh eating virus, which, should human beings come into contact with it, prove fatal after 48 hours. Contact with "silverfish" is to be avoided at all costs.
>> Anonymous
>>726952
If he was trying he wouldn't have tried something so fucking fantasy/sci-fi oriented. His isn't even written from the perspective of the SCP organization, it was a shit job and lamer than OP's.
>> Anonymous
OP pic looks like there are pubes coming out of that gun. Ruins the whole thing.
>> Anonymous
>>726959
revise "at the cost of 17 U.S. marines" to "at the cost of 17 field agents" Also the class is clearly Keter as the thing seems pretty fuckin dangerous. There's also a bunch of other little stuff I'd change like merge the appearance section into the description section. Overall an okay first attempt just needs to be cleaned up and edited.
>> Anonymous
>>726964
maybe but at least he read the fucking description as to what SCP's are. OP clearly didnt and failed hard as a result.
>> Anonymous
>>726975
Alright I'll agree with you on that one and say that they are both equally lame
>> Anonymous
>>726959
Off topic, but that one's actually kind of well done.
>> Anonymous
yo i got an idea for scary cat poop 1

Musashi

he would be a master of all combat forms but completley docile untill formally challenged.
maybe even schooling people who ask?
if somebody could type up one for 001 or 777 or something cool like that???
>> Anonymous
Perhaps it's scarier if SPC-001 is never found, no?
>> Anonymous
>>726972
Thanks man, I kind of just fucked around a bit and made some shit up. Good suggestions. The next one'll be better.
>> Anonymous
>>726959
Fucking epic for movie idea.
Contact the jew Speilburg.
>> Anonymous
>>726986
lol thanks man. on that note I wonder what the late night crowd will say about this shit.
>> Anonymous
SPC-001:"the unthinkable"

Class: ???

description: it's man
>> Anonymous
>>727021
What is a man?
>> Anonymous
>>727071
A miserable little pile of secrets.
>> Anonymous
>>726997
God no that's a horrible idea and you should feel horrible for thinking it up
>> Anonymous
Is there an SCP irc or something cause I'd love to meet some of the other authors of these things and kick around ideas for new ones that I intend to write
>> Anonymous
>>727150
If there isn't there really should be
>> Anonymous
I think the best idea is to just have SPC-001 be a Gray.
>> Anonymous
SPC-001: lol

Class: wtf

Description: ROFL
>> Anonymous
>>727192
hell no. I think that if you want to include grays with the SCP series then they should be working with the goverenment/secretly taking over but not be SCP 1
>> Anonymous
>>727192
oh, didn't notice I got the acronym wrong. sleepy
>> Anonymous
SCP-001 is phone.
>> Anonymous
>>727232
I lol'd and hate myself for it
>> Anonymous
IT TURNS OUT ITS MAN
>> Typhoid_Garry
>>727232
Beat me to it. Damn.
>> Anonymous
>>726469

If someone has an idea and a general concept, I can give writing a shot. I would need a decent description (and a picture, if possible). The only problem is that I'm not creative enough to do the SCP series justice.
>> Anonymous
SPC-001a: “Semen-stained Boxers”

Class: Euclid

Description: Having just ejaculated, you did a reasonable job wiping the semen away from your penis with a number of tissues. However after putting on your boxers you realize that semen was still present, and is now stuck inextricably to everything in your nether regions. You sit for awhile scratching at it periodically but refusing to get new tissues. Strangely any attempts to remove the irritant are met with failure.
>> Anonymous
>>727232
Phone isn't 001...we need to figure out a different number.

I'm thinking it's gonna be elucid?
>> Anonymous
>>726442
You failed.
>> Anonymous
Cinnamon Toast Crunch needs to be an SCP. Probably not number 001, bit it should be on the list.
>> 
Item #: SCP-001

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures:

The Object is stored in a 10x10x10 room on a wooden alter. Chains are placed over the item to lock it closed.

Description:

SCP-001 Is a large leather-bound book found circulating the public 340 years ago. The contents of the book tell of a demi-god who was to become the world's "saviour".

Long periods of exposure to the Book has provent to reduce intellect, cause delusions and paranoid and stop rational and logical brain functions. For this reason the Book is classed as Keter.
Addendum: Those with Level 4 Security Clearance should see document #001-A

Recently we have allowed class D personell to read the book while under survaillance. Subjects then began to refuse scientific knowledge of the world claiming that a benevolant being created all that exists.

Subjects are now contained pending psychiatric therapy.
>> 
>>727562

provent? god damn it >.<
>> Anonymous
>>727562

It's the Bible

I lol'd
>> Anonymous
Fail OP is super failure. Not creepy, can't write, doesn't evoke any kind of fear.
>> Anonymous
I remember someone mentioning the idea of having it be the planet itself, I thought that was kind of interesting.
>> Anonymous
>>727415

WIN
>> Anonymous
Hey. I have just realized /b/ is boring and have migrated here.

So, could anyone inform a new /x/ophile about SPC-001? I see it around occationally, but I have no idea what it is...
>> Anonymous
>>727628
Could be good, except that it's SCP; it has to be contained, somehow.
>> Typhoid_Garry
>>727779
How do we know it's not?...
>> Anonymous
bump
>> Anonymous
>>727778

Basically, the Holy Grail of creepypasta.
>> Anonymous
>>727562
Wow that's totally clever
>> Anonymous
>>727978
Clever, but it lacks grammar.
>> MadameStoryteller !!6VWLzGF+N7e
>>727562
Heh. I see what you did, there.
>> Anonymous
>>727986
No see I was being sarcastic, really it's fucking stupid and a poorly disguised trolling attempt
>> Anonymous
>>728002
I don't see it as being a troll, it sort of reminds me of that one movie with the man that was an axe murderer under the delusion that he was doing the will of the god. Come the end of the movie, you find out he wasn't a crazy, and he actually WAS acting as the hand of god. I enjoy the way that religion when taken from a analytical perspective can be perceived as insanity, and that makes this SCP a clever commentary on society rather than a troll.
>> Anonymous
do other SCPs actually exist other than the big thing in the room?
>> Anonymous
SCP-001f: "Pro-Newb"

Class: Faggot

Description: You can't see past the flashlight up his ass.

Addition: Keeps asking for his "big dicked boyfriend", now dubbed SCP-001b

Notes: The 'f' is for 'fucking faggot'
>> Anonymous
>>727419
8675309?
>> ­
>>727805
>Holy Grail

Could be on to something.
>> Anonymous
>>728017
Personally, I attribute this>>726688affront to the English language to Pro-Newb as well. Including something from it in honor of his samefaggotry would add some greater depth of loathing to the horror that is this creature.
>> Anonymous
Shouldn't 001 just be the first SCP found?
>> Anonymous
>>728046
No. No it shouldn't.
>> Anonymous
>>728011
Yes
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series
All the SCPs created thus far
>> Anonymous
>>728017
SCP-001b

Name: Big-Dicked Boyfriend

Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedure: Must be in a room separate from SCP-001f at ALL times. Must be in a room with many tissues, as well as empty shampoo bottles and a large cylindrical object, curved at the top.

Description: SCP-001b is a man, seemingly homosexual. He seems to have a clear relation with SCP-001f, who constantly requests his presence. In this scenario, any room the two subjects are in becomes overflown in a creamy, white liquid, which is very difficult to clean, as well as irritating some of our more sensitive workers. He refuses to wear clothes. His male organ, as observed by willing employees, is very large, some saying it may be up to 2 feet long. He has been witnessed using this as a battering weapon, therefore being classified as Keter.

Notes: Any attempt to use a female employee to mate with SCP-001b will result in termination from the facility.
>> Anonymous
>>728046
Yes. I always argue this. It shouldn't be anything spectacular, as it was just the first thing found.
>> Anonymous
>>728075
But it has to be something pretty fucking spectacular if it stirs up the need to create an entire secret organization who's goal is to collect, classify, research, and contain other abnormal items
>> Anonymous
Why does SCP-001 have to be something thats so dangerous? Shouldn't it be something more mundane and just be the FIRST thing that was found, hence the name 001. For example, maybe say, a pair of dice who always come up snake eyes or some such, strange, but not OMGWORLDENDING! I mean, 001 just means it was the first found, not that it will blow up the world.
>> Anonymous
>>728145
Leading on from that, possibly something which is all that remians of a neutralized threat like a burnt bunch of wires or a half-melted plate of metal?
>> Anonymous
>>728145
It doesn't have to be dangerous but it needs to be something so bizarre and abnormal as to warrant the creation of the huge ass organization. Who the hell is going to start an organization to find other weird, potentially dangerous shit over a pair of dice that always comes up snake eyes?!
>> Anonymous
>>728156
Now this isn't such a bad idea
>> Anonymous
Has anybody ever pointed out that this entire SPC idea is a blatant ripoff of "The Lost Room"?

Original content guys!
>> Anonymous
SOMEONE MAKE THE SMOKE MONSTER FROM LOST
>> Anonymous
>>728190
I'm going to assume you're Pro-Newb posting anonymously since you both have the habit of misspelling the fucking acronym
>> PRO-NEWB Hannelore !!uVD/fqdZF66
STOP POSTING.
YOU AREN'T WANTED HERE, OR ANYWHERE ELSE.
Though, I do hear they absolutely LOVE your kind over on 7chan.
But if you plan to remain on 4chan....
LURK
THE
FUCK
MORE
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY.
Your half-baked ideas and blatant rape of the English language decreases the intelligence of all who read it.
For this, you should be deemed an SCP.
069 should be deleted, and you put in its place.
>> Anonymous
>>728200
Er, I just checked the OP post, not my fault he got it wrong.
>> Anonymous
>>728190
Except SCP isn't about otherwise every day items with mysterious powers and a connection to a hotel room that is removed from time and space. So yea, not really a blatant rip-off
>> Anonymous
SOMEONE MAKE THE SMOKE MONSTER FROM LOST!!!
>> Anonymous
I have had a go at an scp001, but it may not be to your liking, should i post it for you to look at?
>> Anonymous
>>728511
Yes.
>> Anonymous
This, the 18th day of december 1856 begins our log of the strange and unusual happenstance from which we have now to begin the containment of a strange and indescribable object, that which is of foreign orgin.
Capatin Keter has advised that this log and all further happenings and recordings are to remain secret under severe duress.
I record this log at the order of Captain Keter of the .... .. .... Army.
We are advised to take extreme caution and be exremely nice in our procedure and capture of this thing we have found.
At this time we have no knowledge of what we are dealing with or how to contain it, we shall try tonight to load this thing onto a wagon and transport it to a secret location in Tenessee known only as location 001 to us.

SGT jack ...
>> Anonymous
12/19/1856
We have lost 50 of our men trying simply to move the item, it seems to be aware and self evident of our efforts to move it away from it's present location.
Capatian Keter himself has been badly wounded from a distance of 500 yards away.
We doubt he will survive the night.
We must contain this object at any cost.
Our efforts are redoubled and we try again tomorrow.
SGT jack....
>> Anonymous
12/25/1856
Our efforts have proven futile as we have nolonger the will nor the men able to contain this object, Capatain Keter has died and so has Sgt jack along with 200 or so men.
over the past six days we have seen irrefutable evidence that this object is aware of us, and what we are trying to do, over these few days the object has somehow flung may and various items of unknown origin and temperament out of it's orifice.
none has yet been found.
Our leaders gone, we have few idea's what to do.
I am the commanding officer now and i have yet to know how to solve this problem.
I shall rally the three score men we have left and try to deal with this tonight as the object seems to be less active at night.
Sgt Stephen Christopher Parker.
>> Anonymous
12/30/1856
We have suceeded!
The object has been contained within a room built around it at night, composed of a new alloy of lead and iron mixed with a minute amount of copper.
The proportions have to be extremely nice and sound for it to work. we lost 12 men trying to contain it with the right mixture.
The box must be 200 yards square. containing no light, nor sound.
we have managed to soundproof the enclosure by heaping dirt on it.
Our president James Buchanan will be gracing us with his presence in two days to decide this matter in it's entirety.
Sgt Stephen Christopher Parker.
>> Anonymous
1/03/1857
We have been reinforced and our men are grateful, our president saw fit to create an office to look in on this object and to secure it for the years ahead until we may study it and decide how to remove it.
I have been named the first head of this new arm of our government and our office has been named after me.
we have been given unlimited funding within reason to set up and staff our intriuge.
we will be erecting a building right here around this object which will be known as the SCP offices to those who are in the oval office.
To all others we shall be the the Beaurou Of Investigation.
I have decided to name this object after our Captain who has died trying to contain it see following for procedure to be followed at all times.
We have been given the use of death row inmates as a source of personel in order to study this dangerous thing and this will save the valuable lives of our men whom are needed to hunt down the items ejected from what our president called SCP 001.
1st head of SCP, Stephen Christopher Parker.
>> Anonymous
SCP001.
Keter.(very very dangerous do not approach)
Special containment Procedures:
Item has been housed in a made for purpose allow of lead, iron and copper. approximately 200 yards square.
No personnel are to approach under any circumstances under pain of hanging.
Object is to be sealed until further notice with 3 guards patrolling within a 2 yard perimiter and one Sargeant is to be overseeing their patrol at all times.
When we know more we will permit deathrow innmates to approach in order to study the item.
Description:
unknown, the obect did not allow visual study, those who came close gave a breif descrition of a flat oily blach with no depth and no edge.

Procedure for Emergency:
Gather all men and erect a new barrier to this formulae around the object: {Data on page 2}
Smother barrier by heaping soil upon it to a depth of 12 feet.
>> Anonymous
Item #: SCP-001 The Wrangler
Object Class: Safe/Keter
Special Containment Procedures:
Containment procedures are directed as necessary by its bearer the SCP Chief of Operations. If it is every found without its bearer, notifying HQ will be first priority.
Description:
An orb made of unknown materials, it was first found by the current Chief of Operations and stays by his side to this day. The orb follows and can be directed by its bearer. The orb is also amorphous as it has taken many different shapes, some of which seemingly impossible for he amount of material present within its structure. When in contact with the bearer, he/she seems to break all bounds of human limits with increased reflexes, strength and thought capabilities. It is only due to this item that many of the objects have been found and relocated.
>> Anonymous
Notes:
Date:[Expunged]
Time:[Expunged]
…
I was at an archeological dig in the country of [Expunged] and we happened upon this small orb among the other artifacts. It’s really out of place here and right now I’m part of its investigation. Honestly, this has to be some kind of a hoax. There’s no way that this thing could be the age of these fossils. It seems too recent… too modern.
…
Date: [Expunged]
Time:[Expunged]
…
After all that I was the first to go and uncover the object. The digging had finished and all that was left to do was to investigate the bottom to be sure that it was spherical and that nothing would be damaged. Lying down my stomach to sweep away some clay, my hand slipped… I think it did… it was just so shiny. Well I ended up touching the object and it some how started floating. I jumped out of the hole and joined my colleagues but it started following me. It’s with me as I write this log.
>> Anonymous
…
Somehow I’m about to direct this object around with great precision. I don’t know what other neat things it could do but this is quite extraordinary as it is. A little later, some soldiers came into my tent and to inform me that they would have to retrieve the object for research and as it pained me to have it taken away, I was growing quite attached to it, I knew my priorities as a scholarly man. However, as they took it away, I felt the orb getting aggressive. There was gunfire and screaming as I turned around. I ran out my tent to find the two men destroyed… yes, they didn’t simply die, but were destroyed. I saw the orb on the ground and picked it up.
At that moment, it spoke to me… I think. It was urging me somewhere. It told me I had to get them contained before someone finds them and uses them for the wrong reasons. It didn’t make sense yet at the same time I knew where I had to go and what I had to do. I needed to create a task force, how I was going to do it I don’t know but I knew the object would take care of it, and me. I had to get these objects.
>> Anonymous
Item #: SCP-001

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures:

The item is to be kept in a 8 x 8 x 4 room at all times, preferably securely fastened to its table. Direct physical contact with the object is restricted to employees with Security Clearance 4 or above. Fluid, especially oral, contact with the object is absolutely forbidden and will result in termination. The temperature of SCP-001's vault is to be kept no higher than -10° C [SEE ADDENDUM:SUBJECTS 001TSf] and backup nitrogen coolant tanks are to be maintained in case of primary cooling system failure.

Description: SCP-001 is a seemingly unremarkable artifact at first glance. Discovered by SCP founder [EXPUNGED] while exploring ruins in [EXPUNGED] on January 11, [EXPUNGED], the object appears to be an archaic drinking horn, possibly of ancient Celtic design. However, despite its shape, which strongly resembles that of a drinking horn, its tip has been fitted with a mouthpiece, suggesting that it was intended to be used as a war-horn.

The effects of SCP-001 are highly variable, apparently depending on a number of external factors. When filled with liquid, SCP-001 has the power to transmute it into a variety of substances, but does so inconsistently and after a non-standard length of time. Drinking the transmuted liquid has apparently random effects on the drinker [SEE ADDENDUM:SUBJECTS 001TSa-001TSf]. However, if the object is empty and blown into, it produces no sound whatsoever, nor any measurable ultrasonic/subsonic frequencies. No direct consequences of this action have been observed, although some anecdotal evidence correlates testing on the SCP with numerous natural catastrophes dating back as early as the [EXPUNGED] Event of [EXPUNGED].
>> Anonymous
>>728673
[ADDENDUM:SUBJECTS 001TSa-f]

001TSa
Liquid Input: Mineral water, 10 mL
Transmutation: 14 sec
Liquid Output: Blood [not human?], 10 mL
Effect of Consumption: Immediate death [apparently caused by spontaneous implosion of aorta]

001TSb
Liquid Input: Salt water, 10 mL
Transmutation: 3 sec
Liquid Output: Unidentified black liquid [instantly evaporated into thick black clouds], quantity unknown
Effect of Consumption: Unclear [inhalation caused dizziness and nausea]

001TSc
Liquid Input: Blood [human], 5 mL
Transmutation: 7.2 sec
Liquid Output: Unidentified gray-brown liquid, 8-10 mL
Effect of Consumption: None, apparently [Test Subject 001TSc reported a taste similar to meat]

001TSd
Liquid Input: Crude oil, 25 mL
Transmutation: 728.8 sec
Liquid Output: Milk [bovine/hircine], 11.6 mL
Effect of Consumption: Death [blood loss] after prolonged intestinal pain, concluding in rectal evacuation of intestines

001TSe
Liquid Input: Saliva [human], 7.5 mL
Transmutation: 1.5 sec
Liquid Output: Unidentified high-viscosity substance ["Tongue Syrup"], 52.6 mL
Effect of Consumption: No immediate effects; ingestion of large [~10 mL] doses may result in chemical addiction

001TSf
Liquid Input: Semen [human], 5 mL
Transmutation: 24.8 sec
Liquid Output: Thin, oily substance that combusts on contact with air, quantity unknown
Effect of Consumption: Fatal at most temperatures due to extreme heat [~12000° C]; at lower temperatures, no apparent effect
>> Anonymous
bump?
>> Anonymous
>>728673
This is solid, but not 001 worthy.
>> Anonymous
What about something along the lines of "The Unattainable", because clearly, nothing else is going to be worthy of SCP-001
>> Anonymous
>>726653
meth is not paranormal
>> Anonymous
How about this? Im still writing it up but heres what i have so far. I call it "The Dreamer"

Item #: SCP-XXX

Object Class: Euclid/Keter(status pending)

Special Containment Procedures:
Subject is to remain under guarded surveillance at all times. Access to subject is restricted to at least level 3 clearance only, or with written and verbal consent of any 05 overseer personnel. SCP – XXX is to be kept in a padded sterile 8 x 8 room, adequately lighted with viral and microbial air filtration devices installed. A team of highly trained medical staff, with a security clearance of at least level 3, should be at standby and prepd for emergency medical procedures. Subject is to remain under constant vital sign monitoring, and any change in readings should be reported to the head of the medical staff immediately. Breathing aparatii and feeding tubes should be checked at least once every two days, to ensure proper operation of said devices. Change of bedding, pillows and other miscellaneous objects of non-medical purposes is left to the discretion of the head of maintenance for SCP – XXX.
>> Anonymous
>>729147
Description:
Subject appears to be human, with all internal organs intact and functioning at normal expected levels, except for brain activity. Ethnicity and gender is still left undefined. Subject is in a catatonic state, with REM activity at a rate that suggest active brain activity. Brain scans have been attempted but has thus far overwhelmed the hardware used to measure it. All machines that have been used to monitor subject’s brain activity was met with catastrophic results, the latest CAT scan machine was incinerated due to the tremendous amount of energy being generated by the subject’s brain wave patterns.
>> Anonymous
>>729152
A theory set forth by Dr. ???????, using data gathered from said brain scan, stated that the subject’s brain wave patterns closely resembled that of nucleic fission, and the energy output of the brain scans closely suggest that the electrical impulses in his brain create energy rivaling nuclear fusion and fission, with energies exponentially exceeding that of all known synthetic and naturally documented nuclear fusion and fission.
>> Anonymous
>>729154
When under surveillance, the subject’s physical appearance seems to shift and change at a seemingly random rate. Changes observe include change in ethnicity, build, gender, facial characteristics, size, age, and even physical condition. Subject has been noted to appear wounded, mangled or even burnt, though no change in heart rate and blood pressure has been documented. Though it appears to be random, some of the more gruesome changes have been noted to coincide with major disasters, where loss of human life was great.
>> LoLwUt
SPC-001 "/b/"

Class: Euclid
Description: imageboard that will rape your eyes, no personnel are to look at SPC:001 unless they want all their memories to be destroyed and their time to be wasted
Additional: apparently /b/ is frequented by pasty-skinned basement dwelling virgins, all of which survive on ramen and water alone.
>> Anonymous
>>728598
>>728599
>>728600
>>728601
>>728604

With some better grammar these would be alright for the first SCP
>> Anonymous
SCP-001: The Well

Class: Safe/Elucid/Keter

Special Containment Procedure:

SCP-001 is to be [DATA EXPUNGED]
Description: SCP-001 is a well that lies whithin the city of Jeruselam. The well's "proprites" are said to date back as far as 30 A.D. The well is currently an existential threat. The well has the ability to grant a wish, at the cost of the user's existence.

Warning Protocol: The wishes have affected the timestream and some key events in history. The affects of SCP-001 because of the change reality undergoes seem to only be known by SCP-343.

FURTHER NOTES: The ability to use SCP-001 is no longer available at the moment, SCP-343 explained that this was due to the noble sacrafice of SCP Director ???? ??????????. SCP is a non centralized organization with no executive leader, director or coordinator. SCP governed by [DATA EXPUNGED]. Further knowledge of SCP-001 is of the highest priority and is only to be discussed by [DATA EXPUNGED]. Upon the suggestion of [DATA EXPUNGED] and ?????? all knowledge of SCP-001 are to be carefully bestowed to SCP-824.

NOTICE: SCP-343 has explained that SCP-001 is [DATA EXPUNGED]. To this day it is unkown what SCP-343 meant by the statement.
>> Anonymous
>>729272
the game, has it been finally won?
>> Anonymous
SCP-412: "Silverfish"

Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedure: Code name "silverfish" is to be contained in an airtight bulletproof 1000" cube at all times. It has shown no need for sustenance of any sort since it was contained 3 years ago at the cost of 17 field operatives. As such, to come into any contact with the creature beyond monitoring it is at once dangerous and unnecessary.

Description: "Silverfish" - A large creature, roughly 4' meters in length. Has the rough appearance of the Lepisma saccharina insect. This is it's only resemblance, as it differs in diet, behavior, and location.

Appearance: As stated, roughly similar to the Lepisma saccharina with some bioluminescence apparent on its shell segments. Huge for an insect of it's species, as well as the only one we have discovered thus far.

Location: Discovered somewhere within Kubrera, which is at this point in time the deepest explored cave in the world.
After an S.O.S. from a team of spelunkers, local authorities were dispatched. After further radio signals requesting aid arrived, armed forces were also sent in. Finally the Marines were forced to intervene, bringing the total lives claimed by this creature to 36, including 17 field operatives.

Addition: The creature appears be a carrier for some sort of flesh eating virus, which, should human beings come into contact with it, prove fatal after 48 hours. Contact with "silverfish" is to be avoided at all costs.
>> Anonymous
>>729272
not bad
>> Anonymous
>>729285
>>729299
>>729272
Same person.