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SCP-1004 in the Hooousse MadameStoryteller !!6VWLzGF+N7e
So, as I have been rather out of the loop on the SCP series until now, I spent a nice amount of time last night playing around in the wiki. Imagine my surprise when I find that SCP-1004, a "joke" SCP is not only delicious cake, but has a recipe.

Being the good /ck/unt I am, I couldn't pass that up. As such, I am now baking SCP-1004 (otherwise known as THE Delicious Cake) and have thusfar determined it to be German Chocolate Cake. More details as it finishes baking.
>> Anonymous
Good luck and godspeed
>> TruthSeeker !!RCj+DpGLv3i
....will you share said delicious cake with us?
>> Anonymous
the cake is a lie
>> MadameStoryteller !!6VWLzGF+N7e
I've done it, /x/. It's done. Frosted. Delicious.

So delicious.

It looks so damn good I feel like I'd participate in some kind of wild scientific experiment for it, holy shit. And I'd share it with you, but unfortunately I can't but it through my laptop screen. So good. Must eat.

I think I've just made SCP-1004b, /x/.

WHAT HAVE I DONE!?
>> Anonymous
>>728334

Cakes are like Succubi for fat people.
>> Anonymous
>>728334
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOFZ5fv_pb8

There was a kitchen in Citadel Station. There, MadameStoryteller processing component 43893 was performing a grand and wonderful experiment. She had created a new form of cake. Fearless, powerful, with no sense of individual will or moral constraints. Fitting desserts to her divinity.
>> MadameStoryteller !!6VWLzGF+N7e
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>>728349
O u.

This is it, /x/. Fearsome in its power to those who succumb to their weaker desires. Their desires for sweets.

SCP-1004b. The scourge of waistlines.
>> Anonymous
>>728361
As far as literature goes, you're well above average. When it comes to spreading icing, you could use some lessons in technique. Otherwise, fukken sweet (pun ABSOLUTELY intended).
>> Anonymous
>>728361
Jesus Christ. Tone it down.
>> Anonymous
>>728349
12 year old hoping to cyber with her.
>> TruthSeeker !!RCj+DpGLv3i
>>728361

Setting phasers to salivate.... o______o
>> Anonymous
is the thread still up about scp 001?
>> Anonymous
So how does it taste anyway?
>> Anonymous
>>728456
This thread was never about 001