SCP-000, put simply, is a physical avatar of our universe. Every cell on the object's body is innately linked to a indeterminate amount of physical space. As he is fond of reminding his handlers, the space designated to our galaxy is a small freckle on his left cheek. Subject first demonstrated both his abilities and willingness to employ them shortly after capture, on ???, when in a childish display of smugness subject shut the first joint of his left pinky finger in a steel door, snapping it. Subsequent telescope imaging revealed that a large patch of stars and nebulae had simply vanished from space without warning, though no stars in the vicinity were predicted to go nova and no gravity wells could be detected.
SCP-000 appears to be able to function as a normal boy without effecting cosmic events. He is able to eat, sleep, and expel waste with no macrocosmic effect. Similarly, his hair and nails can be cut, and he is losing his baby teeth cleanly – it is presumably only living tissue that is connected to his abilities. Under no circumstances is SCP-000 to be drugged or sedated, as the effects have proven to be innately detrimental to our reality. (See attached Appendix ?? ) SCP-000 is to be given anything he desires, as he has demonstrated willingness to wipe our entire galaxy from existence. All attempts by counselors to reason with him on this have failed – we can only hope that as he develops he will understand the gravity of his situation in time. Any attempts to restrain are not advised, as though SCP-000 may not be able to specifically injure his cheek, in thrashing he would likely damage the physical universe beyond repair.

Appendix db3:
Subject, in the course of first ???? weeks of capture, has requested such items as a television, toys, a dog, several types of deserts, a trampoline (DENIED), and other such items. O5-2 has expressed his incredulity at the object's containment, stating, “He's just an eight-year-old boy, not much more. Just keep him fed, give him toys and we're all safe. Maybe when he's older he'll appreciate it.”

Appendix db4:
Subject has expressed feelings of loneliness, and has asked for other children to play with. A plexiglass window has been installed in subject's room – under no circumstances should SCP-000 actually come into contact with others who are not designated handlers or Class D personnel. SCP-000 has expressed his dissatisfaction, but has relented.

Appendix db5:
Subject, a little over ??? since capture, has begun to show signs of increasing childhood psychosis, and his requests have taken on a morbid tone. SCP-000 has requested, for example, a gallon of a Class D handler's blood, countless birds and dogs and an array of knives and scissors, and the corpse of a child his age (in a seemingly-natural progression). He also exhibits signs of paranoia, expressing delusions that SCP is drugging him, and plotting behind his back to take away his abilities. Several counselors have been consulted – the majority of which were quickly requested by SCP-000 to be disposed of.

Handler's note:
Dear god in heaven, what have we gotten ourselves into? There is no way, NO WAY we can keep this kid contained. After all, when he's old enough to figure it out all he has to do is ask to leave – and we have to comply? What happens if he decides to stick around here long enough for puberty to hit? Do we bring him vans full of disposable sex slaves? And god forbid, what should happen if he reproduces?

Appendix U8, date ??????????
SCP-000 has been requesting information about other SCP objects. Originally handlers were relieved – after all, stories seemed easier to come by than disposable bodies. However, in the recent days SCP-000 has made requests to see some of the more sensitive SCP objects, specifically SCP-824 and SCP-432. Please advise as soon as possible.

Appendix U8b, ????
[DATA EXPUNGED]

>>730463
No bri/x/ were shat, but nice story.

7/10.

Enjoyable story, could do with being more in the style of a government document though.

>although we currently possess anything but words to stop him
This doesn't make sense.

Appart from that, an OK read. I didn't like it at first, since it seemed to overpowered to me. As I kept reading though, I found myself feeling frustrated at how complicated containing such a subject would be. If writing makes somebody feel something (other than boredom!) it must be good.

tl;dr Not SCP-001 material, but an interesting read.

>>730476
OP here. All honesty? I read that nine times while writing and almost rephrased.

>>730454
That's Brian Peppers.

>>730504
Well I'll be damned. It is, isn't it? That;'s what I get for not reading web pages I pull images off of.
Rest assured, boy-universe_SCP-thing was not supposed to look like Brian Peppers.

>>730476Here
Yeah that sentence is a bit clumsy. Also, I think the point about it not sounding enough like a government document was well put. I think it would be awesome if the story sounded as though it were written by somebody who seemed a bit more like a hardened, emotionless badass (as this is how most SCP tales are crafted to sound).

Baaaw, my topic got eaten my cancer. Go die somewhere else, /b/! Ah well. See you next SCP thread, /x/philes.

it was alright. you did a decent job.

>>young red-headed boy

OH GOD THE GINGERS! THEY'RE AFTER US!

>>730454
is dat sum brian peppers?

I'm new to /x/ (I'm from /b/ but I'll try not to bother)

what's SCP stand for?

>>731977
some /b/tards copypasta'd some of the SCP things from here to there, so I know there's more.

SCP stands for Spiritual Counterfeits Project

Item#: SCP-020
Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-020 is located in Non-Critical Storage Unit 5, where it remains under video observation. Personnel entering the room are advised not to touch SCP-020 or any apparition seen playing it.

Description: SCP-020 was discovered in the abandoned town of Promyshlennyi, Russia. SCP-020's appearance is always that of a stringed keyboard instrument, but every aspect of it besides that changes constantly. Its most frequent embodiment is a black grand piano, which it assumes approximately 30% of the time. Its variations seem unlimited in time period or decoration, and it has been observed as a spinet, an upright, a player piano, a clavichord, a harpsichord, a virginal, and many others. Research as to why or how the object's alterations occur has not produced any definite conclusions.

On occasion, vague human apparitions have been observed playing SCP-020. The apparitions' dress and choice of music almost always correspond to the instrument's ornateness and period of origin. The most notable appearance during the item's presence at Site 19 was late performer Glenn Gould, who was rehearsing two Bach Inventions on SCP-020 for approximately seven minutes during 1997

My SCP for you fine gents.

SCP stands for special containment procedures. there is a wiki full of them just google it lazy fucks.

>>731995
counterfeits? explain, por favor

>>732012

LOL WUT?

>>732013
It's down, as expected.

Item # SCP-579

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-579 is currently held in site 62-C, a compound located approximately 80 km from the main site. Site consists of building housing SCP-579 and living quarters for containment staff. SCP-579 is encased in a 60 m x 60 m x 60 m block of [DATA EXPUNGED] which is suspended in vacuum through use of electromagnets. Site 62-C is equipped with hardline to High Command through which all reports and notifications are to be made. Staff consists of two teams (each comprised of 17 Level 1 Personnel, three level 2 Personnel and one Level 4 Personnel) which are rotated bi-weekly.

All instruments and their backups are to be checked each half-hour to ensure their continued function. Changes in any measured attribute are to be immediately reported to High Command. Any deviation in any measured attribute greater than 0.02% of the accepted norm value will result in automatic execution of Action 326. Routine reports to High Command are to be made hourly. If a report is not received within 6 minutes of its scheduled time, Action 326 is to be executed.

**Absolutely no action regarding SCP-579 other than those stri

Moar?

>>732051want moar?

There needs to be a Hatman SCP

>>732070
Oh lawd no, not that thing again. D;

>>732080

i cant find that one but i have others..

Lul at brian peppers

This is relative to my interests...

OP here.
http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/Main_Page
It's down a lot of the time, but seems to be up at the moment. Thinking will submit mine as some low number that's not taken, like SCP-030.

nice story but needs some work to root out the faggotry, obviously based on the twilight zone episode where there's this boy who can put people in the middle of corn fields if they don't give him everything he wants

>>732313
4/10, didn't see it.

>>732317
I find that rather hard to believe, what with the inclusion of the grandmother being the only person able to control him (Anthony). That's a pretty specific coincidence.

>>732494
Weird. Maybe I picked up the vibe from a cartoon or something. Cartoons love to reference that shit. Hate when that happens, too.