I've got a couple so far.

Do you remember as a child, riding in the car, as the buildings flew past, you'd make out your fingers as a man running across the rooftops?

Of course, you stopped doing that years ago. He still runs alongside you, though. You just never bother to look for him anymore.

>>756546
awesome, awesome to the max

-If you are reading this, it's too late. Walk away before they find you. 558722

-The mirror works both ways. Think about it next time you stare.

-The numbers don't lie. Warn the others. It has already begun. Don't look at the spirals.

- Run.
- Avoid the shadows.
- Find the girl, she must be destroyed.
- Don't look around. Don't act suspicious. Nod your head twice, turn to your left, and walk fifteen steps. You will know what to do next.
- You must escape, there's not much time. Question the facts, this world is not what it seems.

¢ That's not your girlfriend.
¢ Friendliness only delays the inevitable.
¢ Don't sleep in your bed tonight.

There are goood

-Time has run out. It's spreading fast. Don't believe the lies. The exit is to your right.
-It's true. I know you can see it. Don't go home. No more fairy tales.
-The world you know is no longer there. Take off your watch. It hides their secrets. The time has come. Knock on the red door.

If you're reading this it's too late, they've found me. Take the next plane to Chicago, use a fake name.

the house around the corner eats people, don't go there

They know it's you. Do not trust him. The item is at the usual place. Use the clean phone.

>>756873
WHO WAS CLEAN PHONE?

They're watching. Pretend not to notice. Don't call the police. You can never go back home. It's up to you to lose them.

>>756840

i fuckin lol'd

>>756530

Remember when you were a child, and you had that accident? And while you were unconscious, you had that weird dream where you were just living your life normally?

When you woke up, you were so confused.

You never woke up.

We miss you.

Hello? Can anyone read this? Did this message get through?

To the person reading this: You wrote this note. I am you. At least I was. All of my memories, all the things that make me who I am, are slowly disappearing. They are being replaced by something alien, something not me.

The place, your special spot. The place the world can't touch. It's the one thing that never changed. I hid my diary there. Go there, read the book and find out who you really are.

I can't imagine how many times this has happened.

14 of 20523

u guyz r friggin awshum. were do u get ur inspiration??

Nevermind all the fish

Who is that behind you?.. why is he holding a knife?..,
too late - he's gone.
Better lookout though, he seemed angry.

You know that cupboard you used to sit in when you played hide and go seek as a kid? The one with the flakey paint? No one said it leads back to reality. They miss you.

>>756623

oh lololol. try less clichés!

I walk by your building often. Sometimes your light is on, it makes me so happy.

Fuck. This is an awesome idea

Look beyond the veil.

Don't look your couch in the face.

Your life is in danger. Go home now, and for the love of god don't come out till sunrise.

while your at it, don't ever be alone when it's dark again.

>>757278
Very good

Something wicked is born

* just because you can't see us doesn't mean we aren't there

* that was NOT in your head, don't look at it, just run, NOW!

>>757273
that was just fucking awesome - we could use more of that kind of stuff. short lines that don't just attempt to scare or unsettle you, but ones that are well thought out and make you think for a while after reading them.

Holy hell you guys, lol.

Remember when you had that operation, full anesthetic.

You dreamt the operation was a success, and went on to live a full and wholesome life.

We miss you.

loving this "we miss you" idea.. very fucked up.

>>757279
You hid your diary in my ass?

>>757451
Actually you hid it in your own ass.

The system is ready to update. To avoid deletion, please step into the building to your left to enter the partition.

it hurts

Great idea anon

"You'll know it when you see it."
Or, drawing from creepypasta,
"Observe and Absolve."

>>756623
lawl at the fourth dash

LIVE is EVIL spelled backwards.

The bushes are just recolored clouds

>>757501
oh fuck me I lol'd.

>>757501
this SO needs to be posted around your city

You missed your appointment last week. If you miss it again we will not be so nice.

Silent has the same letters as listen.

DRR DRR DRR

I'm behind you.

The doctor's have your liver, don't worry, you wont need it where you're going.

That's not mud.

I greatly approve of this idea :D

Alright, I have an idea.

Note 1) They found me. I don't know how, I don't know why, but they did. I don't have long so I'm going to use the remaining time I have to make sure you find it. We can't let them get it...this is the only chance we have, and we MUST take it. [Coordinates to next note]

Note 2) We always read so much when we were children...we were thrilled by the thought of another world out there, or you know, just expanding upon are own world. Why did we stop reading? Did we realize this world is nothing like that which we dream of? Or is it merely that these lives we live or nothing like that of our fictional heroes? One way or another, you shouldn't stop reading. The stronger your brain is...: *insert a complementing line from a book that you can find in your local library, followed by author's initials*.

I'm kind of tired at the moment, but the basic idea is to continue this trend for maybe seven more notes or such, and it would lead to a small dirt patch. They'd dig at this dirt patch and uncover a cassette that says PLAY ME (in a baggie or something of course). After putting it in a player, they'd hear the following, "What did you expect to find...exactly? Death? Life? You are a fool and my mom got scared and said "You're moving in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

Of course, most of it would be more elaborate and well-written, but it's just a basic idea. I'm thinking about doing this too, and taping the first note to the local paper's front door.

>>757400
Put that on a hospital for extra win!

>>757695

That'd actually be cool, but it'd be more effective if we gathered a group of people to do that, and tape the note to the door of almost every major newspaper company in the country.

The dreams are the realest thing in your life, aren't they?

Go ahead. Ignore how long the fall looks. The door is just two feet past that. Then you will see the illusion that the fall really was.

- I sincerely hope you like lies. You're living in one.

- You've been here before. This note you read a thousand times before. My hands were always red when you stopped reading it and turned around.

- I enjoy silence. You are so loud sometimes.

I like you, you read things.

But did you read between

the lines? Ever? Then you

never noticed. Never once.

When we switched places.

>>757817

i don't get this one...

>>757831
"Hidden text" between the lines allowed some entity to switch places with the reader without the reader realizing it.

It's growing within you. There's a man who knows how to kill it before it matures; you can find him. You have three days.

Anybody remember the creepypasta about the poison that would only kill you if you didn't write? Put that on the top of a sheet of notebook paper, include a pen.

It has been reported that some victims of rape, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not WAKE UP. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren't being raped. The only way that they realized they needed to WAKE UP was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to WAKE UP. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and PLEASE WAKE UP.

This is a fantastic idea. Might do this around my college tomorrow. For the lulz.

Suggestion: probably most effective to use fluorescent Post-Its and stick them up. Most people will ignore a little piece of paper, but if they happen upon a Post-It they'll be most likely to read it.

I like the one in the second post. We need more stuff like this guys, not the generic "instructions", just little creepy things that make you think.

>>757847
wow. sweet.

The eyes on moth wings can see ghosts

(well that one come from an old /x/ thread, but i found it so cool i wrote it down)

>>757864
>>The eyes on moth wing can see you fap.
Fix'd

>>757868
ohyou.jpg

>>757294
the dancer right?
its actually 2538

I left this note at 3:13pm on 11th April 2013, for you to find.

But how can you find the note before it's been written?

Now you've read it, the loop is broken and this note will never be left.

God knows what else has changed.


I know where I'm going with this one, but I can't seem to put it into the right words. Anyone got any ideas?

"All is forgotten in the stone halls of the dead. Behold the stairways which stand in darkness; behold the rooms of ruin. These are the halls of the dead where spiders spin and the great circuits fall quiet, one by one."

Did you ever think the other sex had it better? That they always lord it over you with a smile and laugh behind your back? Did you ever wish you could leave the filth of your current body behind for the perfection "they" have? Didn't you wish you were one of "them"?

You are.

+1 for gothic literature quotes.

>>757883
They're gone. All gone.

I never would have thought that my first note would have changed so much.

She is angry. I now know the danger in which I have placed all those who read the first note. Be careful.

>>756664
I think the first one would be very good if it was expanded more. Adding something like "Don't turn your back on it/her." would make it interesting.

>>757695
I think that I may do a geocache of something like this for halloween. But it would have a bunch more steps.

>>757895
That's not your girlfriend. That dry patch on the small of her back? That's how.

>>757908
Don't do it at Halloween. That's when people expect it and thus it'll be less brick shitting.

>>757695

Lol maybe tape a cassette player and record a voice chuckling and then saying a street name or something, some instructions where to go and they find more and more stuff

I'm seriously gonna do this, Great job /x/! MOAR!

This is awesome. I'd love it if I found a note like this in my city.

The OP has a good idea. I was going to do it once... I never got to it. But now me and my buddy are gonna do it today

Hello son. When are you coming home? Just look at Orion when you are ready.

hmm, Idea from an old creepypasta
1) "What makes a man become exhalted?" (coords to the next)"
2) "the blood of the Innoccent" (coords to a place)

I put little stickers with quotes I like and an email address I'd made specifically for that purpose written on them, to see if anyone took notice of it and responded, but after no replies for a week or so, I forgot to check the email anymore and now it's deactivated, I guess.

>>757946
That ones good.
I might have one:

-Avoid the next person you see.

It'll get the person on edge, thinking crazy shit will happen

>>757963
I pull this all the time at work. Somebody will open their wallet to pay for something, not realize that their ID is in a clear pocket, and I can see it. I refer to them by name after their wallet is closed.

"Wait, how do you know my name?"

"I'm psychic, Jessica."

"Hah, funny."

"You're going out downtown tonight, right?"

"Yeah, how did you..."

"Avoid Phil."

"WHAT?!?"

"Avoid Phil."

Works 80% of the time.

Duck.

Just as planned.

Sit perfectly still. There. Did you feel that?

Turn around.

Turn around now and you'll see them watching you.

The Wanderer. Yes, it was... was the Wanderer.
Oh, I fought sleep for days at a time... For when I dreamt, the memories would
return. Memories of the monastery and the evil that had claimed it. Dreams,
memories... I couldn't tell the difference anymore.

And the evil from my dreams followed me in my heels! How had he found me here?
How could this broken shell of a man, barely able to carry the weight of his own
sword, be the burning terror which drove me to hide here?

He seemed to have demons of his own which he struggled to contain.
He was losing.
As I watched, I became convinced that I was truly mad. The terror, the
destruction, the evil that I witnessed--how else could I explain them?

Were these the demons from my dreams, or were they born... within the Wanderer?

Why did I follow him? I don't know. Why do things happen as they do in dreams?
But when he beckoned, I had to follow him. And from that moment, we traveled
together. East... always into the east!

Paper cuts suck, you know? What if a treatment could be made so that you'd never feel a paper cut again? Did you know this paper is poisoned?

Why is that man on your back?

You've read me now.
This infuriates me.

Best thread on /x/ in a while. Not sure if it's archive-worthy, though.

>>758005
I see what you did there.

When all seems lost, go west.
Follow the stars, avoid the sea.
You will know.

Found that scratched on the stall of a bathroom.

He never left.

2)
We traveled east, over the mountains and into the vast deserts of broken
lands. As the days passed, my companion told me of himself: that he
had once been a great warrior, and that a dark and sacred burden now weighed
heavily upon him.

We traveled for an eternity across that barren wasteland. How long, I
couldn't say. And always, a dark cloud seemed to follow us, just over the
horizon.
We made camp there that night. Perhaps it was the warm desert wind, or the
sound of the ocean; but for the first time in many weeks, I slept.
3)
My companion drew in the dank, cold air of the tomb. It seemed to...
strengthen him.

I stood in the doorway between light and darkness. What was left of my sanity
implored me not to enter. But that voice was just a whisper now...

As we worked our way deeper and deeper into the crypt, I began to see
a change in my companion. He seemed to be gaining strength! I could barely
see in the gloom, but my companion seemed to know the way.

We came at last to a great hall.
It was then I realized my companion hadn't been gaining strength; he had
been losing what was left of his humanity.

He moved with demonic speed, and then... Then you appeared.

Come back tomorrow. I might change.

>>758034
Quoting diablo 2 is hardly what the OP had in mind, I believe.

Why are they all ignoring you? Don't you know? Didn't you see that one movie with the kid who saw ghosts?

Still, Brixshitting material if I ever saw one

Quote random lyrics from songs that could seem weird in public.

I never thought I'd die alone.

>>758055
rape me.

I'm hot sticky sweet?

Item #: SCP-048

Object Class: Keter

Description: Absolutely no action whatsoever must be taken in regard to this item. Should you find this item, contact a Class D personnel immediately. Failure to do so will result in [DATA EXPUNGED]

*Special note made by [DATA EXPUNGED]*
It may be too late. Save as many as possible. May God be with you.

>>758079
...like a rice krispy treat gee you know what I really want in a girl...

me.

>>758055


The crucifix in flames
The house of God burned down to the ground
A symbolic action of defiance
Brought palace of lies down

Refusal to acknowledge the authority
Of faith of liars
Has cleansed this world somewhat
By purifying lovely fire

Play 'Catch the Shadows', lest they find you dancing around the trees.

Then you'll burn, burn in the willows, because they'll always hunt you...

Down.

Get between two mirrors facing each other. The fourteenth reflection of you in either of the mirrors will move a fraction of a second later than you and the other reflections.

You know when you wake up in the middle of the night but can't figure out why so you just shrug it off and go back to sleep? Next time just pretend to be asleep, if you're lucky you'll catch them watching you when they think you're asleep again.

This idea is awesome.
I want to try out some of these. I just wish I had a reliable way of seeing the results.

I request OP take some pictures of the notes put up.

Here's mine:

I'd stop reading this if I were you, it's given it enough time to decide what to do with you.

Did you really have the choice whether to read this or not?

Ever thought of leaving creepy notes all over the place? That's how "they" find you.

WE KNO ABOUT UR LOLI.

KAMEHAMEHA!!1111111111111111

If you read this you suck.

This too.
... Sorry /x/, I had to. :(

the cake is a lie

Hello. You. Just. Lost. The Game.

-I once fucked your cat

Have you ever wondered if you mom ever kissed you good night after giving your dad a blow job?
You are now.

Ok, it was funny, now stop it and start with real pasta

This paper is made out of 100% recycled human flesh. Donate your used flesh at

www.althrovellum.com

Something went wrong. We can only send you this. Anything more will probably crash the core memory. Find the exit. It will be indicated by something cryptic; something that you'd easily overlook if you were not searching. If you fail to find the clue, you will not wake up. We cannot help you unless you get out on your own. Good luck.

* This is not a test. You are being watched.

* A paper with X´s written all over it and room for one more. Hang a pen on the post as well.

* The sentence written on this piece of paper is constructed in such a particular way so that you will continue reading until the very end without knowing the explicit purpose of it; long enough for a satellite picture of you to be snapped.

* DO NOT REMOVE

>>758318

GOD DAMN YOU.

In 1981, a group of people were discovered with unique powers. These powers occurred randomly in those who were born from 1973 to 1983. Upon their discovery, they were locked away their hands held in shackles and thick, metal sheaths preventing the use of their hands. Later, new restraints were added to their mouths, feet, elbows, and knees. Despite all these restraints one managed to escape. Caution is advised. Their power to "ride" inside the perceptions of those who read their writings is a serious security risk, sucker.

>>758536
Leave that one in a few children's books in a book store. Listen for the trauma.

"You're Pretty"
think about it

>>758618
I once had a guy come up to me while I was waiting for a bus and he started at me for a few seconds, said "You're looking very pretty like always". And then walked away.

It freaked me out so much, especially when I saw him when I was buying groceries two weeks later.

>>758636
Fags are scary sometimes, huh?

he rolled a 3

too bad

>>758648
No, I'm a girl. In b4 tits or gtfo.

Do me a favor. The next time you change clothes, could you do it a little slower? Maybe grind your hips a bit when you change your underwear? Thanks.

Nora, get out of any major cities. Subject 3615 escaped and is highly infectious. Don't tell anyone. I'm going to try to stop it. Don't come looking for me.

>>758653

You're stupid then. He just has a crush on you, that's all.

it never was. it never will be. then how are you here?

The cake isn't the reward, its a curse!

>>757393
Whatever you do, don't look your couch in your face.
It will kill you with a power level of OVER 9000!!!11!!111

>>758636

If you werre a guy that would be scary but since you're a girl... Well whatever he's just a nice guy giving you a compliment

>>758661

Yeah, really. Girls can be fucking stupid sometimes. Sometimes they will even psyche themselves into believing some random guy is stalking them just because he happens to be nice/flirty and bumps into them a few times. Or says hello once or twice. Or looks at them for more than a few seconds. Or breathes.

It just makes me want to keep them in a 18 foot deep hole in my basement for two weeks before I rape them and wear their flesh like a wetsuit while I dance for my poodle with my penis tucked between my legs.

Remember that time you banged your head when you were little. It left quite the scar, didn't it? You cried so much. You cried. Please, just wake up!

We miss you...

>>758679
LOL DUDE YOU'RE PRETTY COOL

I got an unsettling note!!

-Get back in your house. Lock your doors and windows. NOW, before its too late

>>758679
I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN!!!!!

however, i have a pretty bright lamp so she'll probably need some lotion

>>758675
I should have mentioned he was very creepy looking, had very disheveled hair, an torn jacket with brown stains all over it, and a knife clipped to his belt. And his breath stinking of alcohol.

>>758681

I know. I'm also very attractive. Serious. Shit is totally cash.

>>758003
holy shit you were right, the two cats were watching me, Wait I don't own cats.

>>758687

Make sure you have a garden hose too.

I tried to warn them. But they wouldn't listen. I hope you are reading this. It means there is still some time. Get out of the city. I'll contact you as soon as I can. Don't trust the empty eyes.

dick
girl
futaba

GIRLS ARE A PLAGUE PUT ONLY ON THIS PLANET FOR MANKINDS' PLEASURE.

in b4 rage.

>>758689
He probably thinks you're pretty

>>758689

Oh, well that's different. You should have said "Thanks, honey! It's not easy making myself look like a woman every morning!"

>>758701
Haha, I'll keep that in mind for next time.

There was a thread on the internet about making creepy notes and leaving them all over the place. Then some fags came in and screwed it up. They didn't know I could find them. I opened up the tops of their skulls in their sleep and pulled out their tiny brains. After grinding it with a rock, I managed to make it into a fine, pulpy paste, from which I made the paper you are now reading on. Revenge can make a creepy note, too...

>>757895

Hmm, this is just after a brain session...

¢ That's not your girlfriend. I'd advise you keep an eye on her, before she takes them for herself.

That good?

>>758708
This one works much better. Well done Anon.

>>758695
and i should probably take my cute dog for a walk


and FUCK IT IN THE ASS

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/The_Holders/I_fucking_told_you_so

leave these in random places around your town

Yeah, Salmacis will, at the minimum, make somebody cringe.

(Strange Symbol on paper, with rune or sanskrit like writing all around it.)
Warding Tattoo
Translation of text- Your hands cannot touch this one, Abomination. This vessel belongs to
(Paper tears off there.)

Thats not mud.

"You turned left. You might not be so lucky next time."

Curse Activated. Rape Imminent.

on a single post-it note, in big bold letters, write the word "fnord". Put it on a bulletin board that has some gay activist crap on it. These are not hard to find on a college campus.

do it.

BOMP FOR JOSTICE

(destroy a part of the note) the cat (more not legible) biohazard. (illegible) orders are to execute whoever comes into contact (illegible) cannibalism. You must not fail. (Signature illegible)

If you hear a soft whisper, you're dying...

Did you see it?

Its inside you.

Don't get in your car.

(Pick a random date and write it on the note). Don't say you weren't warned.

The shadows are watching you

thats all for now

>>758550
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK.


*I see you, can you see me?
*WE have waited, THEY have come, SOON we will be no more.

For the record, if anyone from the Coastal Savannah area of Georgia is reading this thread and thinking about putting up notes, do it.

I'll be watching out for them.

"The rumours are true"

Wow, /x/, I'm impressed. No one has suggested WHO WAS PHONE? yet.

Anyway...

- [name of location] to be tested in biohazardous conditions at [time] on [date]. Infection is to be spread evenly, quarantines to be set up at radii of [distance].

And don't fuck it up this time, Bill.

>>759002

Anon, for the ending, something along the lines of

"And try not to fuck it up, Bill".

would work better.

-there's a reason you're afraid of the dark.
-that shadow you see out of the corner of the eye before you turn the lights on? it isn't your imagination.
or 'it isn't your imagination' works well by itself as well.
-shouldn't you be afraid?

"Prtarsntsa"
-Message 3 of 15
Next message in (coords)

- You've wasted too much time, you'll need to act quickly now. Our line of communication is fading, and you are ignoring the few messages I am still able to send. Do not let this world take you. Fight it. Seek the truth, spurn the lies.

- They're watching. Take this note from the wall, read it as you walk. Do not slow down, do not look around, do not make a sound. If they realize what is happening, they will stop it. We can not allow this to happen. Do not trust Jennifer. Trust John only on Sunday. Do not trust Will. Do not trust Mary.

- You have acted foolishly, our mission has been jeopardized. You have allowed this world to suck you in, and millions will suffer for your weak will. You can still escape, but it is far too late to save Angela.

- I will try to contact you in your dreams tonight; they are still watching us, do not act out of the ordinary.

- The screams are growing louder, I don't know how much longer I can mute this world from yours.

- The dark messenger calls for you. Do not spurn his call a second time, you will not be granted a third chance.

- If you are reading this, something has gone wrong. For the love of God, stop the experiment before it's too late.

-If you think you're alone, You're not. We'll seek you out soon, my child!

*put this one next to a schoolyard lol

Write out a creepypasta set of instructions. 1-3 sentances, max. Put one word or phrase each on separate peices of paper, alongside what number it is out of the total. Put the coords of the one before it and the one after it on the bottom. Wrap this around so that the one before the first one is the last one, and vice versa. Encode the numbers by either putting them in another language's script or putting them in a diferent base. Maybe put them in I-ching symbols. Leave the most interesting ones where they're most likely to be found.

Have the instructions lead back to you.

They know you are the messiah incarnate. If you can't remember what you were before this life, they will kill you. They have tatoos behind the knee.

-Throw away this note. Do not let them see it.

-Attention: Protocol 19248 has been breached. Do not alert the authorties.

-They always told me not to take candy from strangers...

-That voice in your head; you should listen to it more often.

-Down the rabbit hole, through the looking glass, it's time to wake up; The Operation was Success.

-GROCERY LIST
Garden Hose x1
Funnel x1
Box of Tampons x1
Box of ExLax x1

Extermination complete

Subconsciously, you knew this note was here.
This is because you wrote it, just before the accident.
So you wouldn't forget to tell yourself:

Please wake up.

You think this note is unimportant?
Just a scrap of paper?
You can't stop thinking about it, about who i am.
After all; i know who you are.

>>760328
the one that you or someone else posted yesterday was better. i've saved it if you want it.

Elizabeth Báthory
Adolf Hitler
Harold Shipman
Osama Bin Laden
Seung-hui Cho (All mass-murderers of sorts, chronological order)
(Leave blank with the current month and year)

These people were inspired by a note like this.
I may not know what was inspired in them, or what will be in you.
Your name is there, even if you can't see it.

>>760336

Please do, I'm an insomniac working on these.

THIS

Somebody get a job at a fortune cookie company and in several batches add a few notes with instructions or a warning or general creepy shit.

>>760342
Osama bin Laden isn't a mass murderer
Jews did 9/11

>>760424
And add one in that says, "you have nice legs." If a chick gets it, she'll be offended/creeped out. If a guy gets it, even better.

>>760428
this is a great idea! im going to make fortune cookies and leave them in random areas at the mall.

how do i figured out coordinates for longitude and latitude?

>>759924
Better: Put it up at an orphanage.

>>757745
The next massive Anon mission mayhaps?

>>760805
NO U

I suggest putting a note right in the open on a library table or something, and then sitting at another table reading, so you can see if anybody picks it up. One of the notes that tells you to turn around would be best.

Don't let this die: Tonight I'm writing down my faves in a notebook. My mission in life before I die will be to distribute as many of these in as many different cities as possible. I like it when people get to thinking ;) Good Job Anon and others. (Oh, and where do "The Holders" notes come from?? Things are crazy.)

bump

you guys i just bought a label maker, and the papers is about the size of the fortunes. now how do you make the cookies?

>>761443
Ask your mom, duh.

Bump so it doesn't die.

"You now have ebola."

"Don't go home. I'm waiting for you there."

>>760427
However, he was responsible for the deaths of many people. I should have specified that, thankyou.

You are now breathing manually.
You will not forget this.

(In the same note, so they will constantly be reminded of the note, and will constantly begin manually breathing)

Bumping so that it may live.

bumping to increase the intelligence level of the first page.

bump bump for the greater humanity