I can't remember the number, but there was one about finding a set of keys that opened different doors in this old building or something.

It got into like alternate demensions and stuff.

'the 12 rusty keys and the door' maybe?

The girl who has to suck dick for sustenance. Thats my kinda woman.

>>800832
Sounds familiar.

The door that Dante used to enter Hell.

>>800832
I read that one its one of the first dozen I think.

can sumone post link to scp

>>800833
Is there a story behind this or is that just a random fantasy of yours?

There's too many cool ones to list them because I'd probably end up listing half of the ones up there, but I'd say "Pipe Nightmare" is pretty fucked up.

>>800858
Classic old English demon, a Lilim. or more recently a succubus.

http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series#Operational_Information_on_SCPs

all there

OpenSSH's scp

i liked 294, coffee machine that vends any liquid ftw

can you please explain to me what a SCP is?

>>800925
We're sending them for you now. You'll be fed to SCP-601

ew

Able is overrated.

I liked the earlier ones the best. 640, probably, simply because it's so abstract.

>>801012
yeah, its a nice one.

How about we go on an SCP writing run? See if we can add a few good ones tonight

>>801150
working on it right now

bump, i can't write worth shit

I've done about four so far. I'm working on two more now.
Any ideas i could develop?

>>800833
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-166

bump

needs more hot naked demonesses, aye

>>800825
sage get your roleplaying faggotry out of here

>>801232
Bite your head off, man.

vump

The Sculpture (SCP-173)

Brix were shat

Started reading them, the mask one seemed alright.

I don't get why SCPs are awesome. Help me, /x/.

Thanks, whoever said they liked the pipe nightmare, I'm actually pretty proud of that one. If anyone has some good suggestions (please no more people, we're getting flooded with them), i'll try and write something new up.

>>802111

LOOK WHAT YOU DID, NOW THIS FGT IS BACK.
SCPS ARE SHIT. SHITTIER THAN HOLDERS.

And now that cruise control is off; Cog, I want to fuck you to death with a rake.

>>800830
I'm glad to see someone likes the one I wrote. People on the SCP site criticize it for being too long.

Blue Goddess ftw.

It makes my balls want to crawl back inside my body.

re - op pic . Why are American monsters so lame ?
I mean , the Mothman ? Bigfoot and this Flatwoods Monster ?
Euromonsters are way scarier - and real !

I love the joke scps. my fav: http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-976

oh god, I lol'd so hard. http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-1004

In response to rage, more SCP:
Item #: SCP-914

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures:

Only personnel who submit a formal request and receive approval from site command may operate 914. SCP-914 is to be kept in research cell 109-B with two guard personnel on duty at all times. Any researchers entering 109-B are to be accompanied by at least one guard for the entirety of testing. A full list of tests to be carried out must be given to all guard personnel on duty; any deviation from this list will result in termination of testing, forcible removal of personnel from 109-B, and formal discipline at site command’s discretion.

WARNING: at this time, no testing of biological matter is allowed. Refer to document 109-B:117. Applying the “Rough” setting to explosive materials is not advised.

Description:

SCP-914 is a large clockwork device weighing several tons and covering an area of eighteen square meters, consisting of screw drives, belts, pulleys, gears, springs and other clockwork. It is incredibly complex, consisting of over eight million moving parts comprised mostly of tin and copper, with some wooden and cloth items observed. Observation and probing have showed no electronic assemblies or any form of power other than the “Mainspring” under the “Selection Panel”. Two large booths (10’x7’x7’) are connected via copper tubes to the main body of SCP-914, labeled “Intake” and “Output”. Between them is a copper panel with a large knob with a small arrow attached. The words Rough, Coarse, 1:1, Fine, Very Fine are positioned at points around the knob. Below the knob is a large “Key” that winds the “Mainspring”.

When an object is placed in the Intake Booth, a door slides shut, and a small bell sounds. If the knob is turned to any position and the key wound up, SCP-914 will “Refine” the object in the booth. No energy is lost in the process, and the object appears to be in status until the Output Booth door is opened. Intense observation and testing have not shown how SCP-914 accomplishes this, and no test object has ever been observed inside SCP-914 during the “refining” process. The process takes between five and ten minutes, depending on the size of the object being refined.

Addendum: 5/14: Dr. ????? Test Log

Input: 1kg of steel (setting: Rough)

Output: pile of steel chunks of various sizes, appearing to be cut by laser.


Input: 1kg of steel (setting: 1:1)

Output: 1kg of steel screws


Input: 1kg of steel (setting: 1:1)

Output: 1kg of steel carpet tacks


Input: 1kg of steel (setting: Very Fine)

Output: several gasses that dissipated into the air quickly, and 1 gram of an unknown metal, resistant to heat of 50,000 degrees, impossible to bend or break with any force, and a near-perfect (99.9%) conductor of electricity


Input: 1 Wristwatch belonging to Dr. ????? (setting: Coarse)

Output: 1 completely disassembled wristwatch


Input: 1 cellphone belonging to ??????? (setting: 1:1)

Output: 1 cellphone, although different make and model


Input: 1 standard Cougar Magnum (setting: Very Fine)

Output: [DATA EXPUNGED] Aforemented ???????????? completely disintigrated all matter in it's line of fire. Object contained with high density gamma waves.


Input: 1 white mouse (setting: 1:1)

Output: 1 brown mouse


Input: 1 chimp (setting: Fine)

Output: [DATA EXPUNGED]


Input: 1 chimp (setting: Rough)

Output: badly mutilated corpse, showing signs of crushing and cutting with high heat

Document # 109-B:117: Dr.??? and Dr.??????? Test Log

Input: Subject D-186, male Caucasian, 42 years old, 108kg, 185cm tall. (setting: 1:1)

Output: Male Hispanic, 42 years old, 100kg, 188cm tall. Subject was very confused and agitated. Subject attacked security personnel. Subject terminated.


Input: Subject D-187, male Caucasian, 28 years old, 63kg, 173cm tall. (setting: Very Fine)

Output: [DATA EXPUNGED]. Subject escaped from test chamber, killing eight guards as well as Dr.??? and Dr.???????. Lockdown initiated. Subject causes containment failure of three SCP areas in continued escape attempt. Special response team engages subject, resulting in sever wounding of subject, partial memory loss in special response team members and corrosive damage to plumbing. Subject expired several hours later, dissolving into blue ash and blinding nearby research team.

Biological testing with SCP-914 discontinued.

Working on some new ones too, sorry the other was so long. Anyone have some good pictures to make into SCP?

>Document # 109-B:117: Dr.??? and Dr.??????? Test Log

>Input: Subject D-186, male Caucasian, 42 years old, 108kg, 185cm tall. (setting: 1:1)

>Output: Male Hispanic, 42 years old, 100kg, 188cm tall. Subject was very confused and agitated. Subject attacked security personnel. Subject terminated.
i lol'd

>>803543

Damn...that's a good one...thanks!

>>803543

>>803522

If it's so safe, why do you need security guards, and why are people dieing?

>>803582
you have to make it kill you or you kill the result of your mistake

>>802216

No there fucking not.

Well, it's safe in that just being around it won't kill you. And guards are needed to keep people from playing with it. this thing could make some bad stuff, used correctly.

No one beats the sculpture