Item #: SCP-069
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-069 is to be kept in a warm, damp environment. If removed, or handled by male personnel, the object will become hostile and will force itself into the nearest small, dry space. SCP-069 can only be handled by female Class D personnel, although those (most) chosen by the personnel will be covered in a viscous organic solution after several seconds.