Welcome to /x/. Expect the following to be posted over and over and over and over and over....SCP #754890247584930278473219047839201 So there's this thing, right? And it is in a jar, okay? And like, the jar is in a room somewhere. And there are these guys who stand outside the room and keep people from coming in unless they have the right clearance. I think the clearance is umm... lvl 2 or something. And if you touch the thing in the jar, you will implode or something. BRIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IN 1864 THERE WAS A GUY AND HE DID SOME SHIT AND HE DIED IF U DON'T POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD HE WILL TURN U INTO A NIGGERI was sleeping and I woke up and I was PARALYSED and I saw a black figure and it laughed at me and vanished and I could move. WHUT HAPPEN ME?!?!?!?!Also I was DREAMING and I saw a nigger and he ate my dog and told me I was god and he wuz satan. IZ THEIS PRARARNRAIML?!?!?!?!<--WHEN U SEE IT, ZOMG BRIX GUISE LOOK
i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
THENWHOWASPHONE?!
>>810840I LOL'D
I predict great things for this thread.
>>810846yeah, I have to admit that was pretty funny. I snorted my OJ a little.
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>>810840Artists depiction
>>810861It looks like a cock'nballs with horns standing on a two-legged fox.
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This is currently the best thread on /x/.
BECAUSE MAKING THREADS ABOUT HOW MUCH /x/ SUCKS IS WAY BETTER THAN TRYING TO IMPROVE ITI'VE SEEN LIKE A MILLION FUCKING THREADS LIKE THIS AND SHIT STILL SUCKSMAKE SOMETHING INTERESTING OR GO START YOUR OWN GODDAMN *CHAN YOU LAZY FUCKWAD
THENWHOWASCARWASH?
Anyone have that pic+text of the kid playing with his mom's phone when fucking Baba Yaga shows up? This needs it.
WHEN YOU SEE IT
>>810885god damn it
>>810885Fuck, took me 1 minute but now I see it. I shat brix
by my head, here come the capulets
hey /b/, i talked to a girl today. i was walking into walmart and I bumped into this girl, she said watch where your going fat ass and i said sorry. is this som win y/n?