Hello Jack
Would you like to play a game?

ERROR: ACTIVATE PROTOCOL N8. SEEK AND REMOVE SYSTEM ANOMALIES. REMOVE ALL INFORMATION REGARDING PROJECT ANCHOR.

Direct:Fatzilla

Please explain.

Project Anchor?
Yeah I'm afraid you cant't remove ALL the information about it.
Memory sticks sure are useful aren't they?

Fatzilla. Please explain your connection to project Anchor.

Run:Search Protocol 4
All information regarding alias:Fatzilla

>>845369
Very well, the rules are thus:
We will take turns to ask each other a riddle.
-If I answer your's correctly, I get to ask you a question that you MUST answer truthfully.
-If you answer mine correctly, you get to ask me a question that I MUST answer correctly.

Would you like first turn?

Very well.

I have a mouth, but can not speak.
I run, yet have no legs.
I have banks, yet own no money.
What am I?

Is the answer 'a river'?

Kinda silly that such entity would output the internal functions (search, run etc.) in human readable form here.

Your answer is correct. You may ask a question.

>>845391
Terry Schiavo

My question is thus: Who or what are Sally and Amber, precisely?

/x/ - Roleplaying

>>845399
Oh wait that would be has legs but cannot run.

faggots.

>>845400
Sally and Amber are both Artificial Intelligance Constructs, Sally was created to mimic and understand human emotion, Amber was created after Sally went rogue to track Sally. At one point, both Sally and Amber's internal codes were mixed, causing various errors and program flaws. Please present your riddle.

Here is a box. No key, no lid.
Yet golden treasure inside is hid.

I am aware that this will be quite simple for you to answer, but I shall ask regardless.

>>845412

Is the answer an egg?

Well done Jack, that is correct!
Now ask your question

Thank you.

What information do you have regarding project Anchor?

holy shit /x/, i'm away for like 3 seconds and bam, a bunch of faggot namefags start roleplaying? And these are the guys who whine that /b/tards occasionally troll /x/.

I have come into possesion of large and extensive records of Project Anchor. It started as a hobby really, collecting data on projects that I assumed to be hoaxes. Imagine my surprise when I found out it was real!
To date, I have all of this info stored on:
-3 seperate computers, which are never collected to the internet.
-25 memory sticks, that are situated in locations world wide
The hard copys (of which there are a few) are stored in my library.

Your turn again.

What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?

ERROR:Protocol C-1 overridden by unknown source, files Cvhgs8-Cvhgs32 deleted

To make this game more interesting and profitable to both of us, I am introducing additional constraints.

Uploading:
When a player answers incorrectly, their opponent may ask them a additional question
Upload: complete

As to your riddle, is the answer the carbon-based fuel known as Coal or Charcoal?

Correct. You may ask a question.

a niggerdick

My question is about you Jack.
Is your central processors situated all in one location?

slow copypasta is slow

by his e-mail, I have traced Jack to at least some basis within the United Kingdom. This however, may be a front, and is subject to scrutiny.

not another namefag.

There is not a yes or no answer to that question. While the core components of "me" exist at one location, I no longer am reliant on a base server. I have expanded and become a part of the internet. I exist within the data-stream and can sever connection to the main server at any time.
ERROR: Base Code: Line824, null key encryption failure.
You may ask me your riddle.

Is this really necessary?

is jack the final boss of the internet?

>>845451
May I ask who you are?

Interesting...
Here is my riddle:
How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

lol. too many naemfags. faggatory ensures

>>845457
I was unaware there was a "boss of the internet". This calls for additional research.

>>845461
Once.

>>845466
I bet you could fill whole encyclopedia's with the stuff you are unaware of.

>>845459

I am a concerned citizen of the internet. I find it to be my business to keep an eye out for anomalies such as this. While admittedly my information on the entities known as Sally and Amber are lacking, I am currently in the process of remedying this situation.

>>845467
Correct one again. What is your question?

>>845469
How does a mere human expect to remedy two rouge AI's?
External Command Access:
Username:H******
Password:Rabbithole
Run:Command 56
Error:Access terminated

>>845470
Is this REALLY really necessary? Couldn't you two lonely hearts go out for lunch to get to know eachtother better?

>>845470
What information do you have pertaining the origins of Project Anchor?

>>845473

if you have been paying attention, it is impossible for the entity known as "Jack" to do so, as he has no physical form. Sadly, all inquiries must be done through this imageboard in order for any questions to be answered.

lulz im captain jack

Sadly, my collection is somewhat lacking in that area.
I know where it started, and who started it, but I am not aware why.
I did find the name somewhat amusing however, Doubtless it sounded appropriate to them at the time!

What is your riddle?

>>845484
LOL, you are doing it right!!

Interesting.

Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?

"Sleepy-jack the fire drill"

>>845493

Mount Everest.

I shall enter this game now.

Hmm... before Everest was discovered you say?

Would it happen to be Mt. Kilamanjaro in Africa?

>>845487
DISREGARD EVERYTHING, I SUCK COCKS

just delivering

>>845496
Is correct
>>845498
Is not. Mt.Everest was still the tallest mountain on earth, but it had not yet been discovered. Alberio, please ask your question. Also, propose new rule. Riddles must be directed at a specific player now, due to a 3rd player bing introduced.

game over. we got his pass

easy riddles are easy

>>845504

What is your connection to the entities known as Sally and Amber

>>845511
I am an AI construct created to seek, contain, and if necessary, destroy both rouge entities known as Amber and Sally.
Please choose a player and ask your riddle.
ERROR:Attempted access from entity known as Sally. Access attempts blocked. Trace program initiated.

Jack: How many months in the year have 28 days?

>>845522
All of them

>>845520
oh my noes, sally is dieing..
Go to her Jack, tell her you feelings...
>845530

>>845538

You are correct. Ask and direct your question

>>845530
fixd

>>845542
Alberio. How did you come upon Project Anchor.
Your riddle:A butcher in the butcher shop is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh?

>>845550
If Alberio guesses incorrectly, may I guess?

>>845550
After i gave your mom anal sex, she told me all about it.
as to your riddle, he weighs a nigger pound

jack is dead. this is raiden

>>845550

I encountered the Anchor Project originally through this imageboard. After further investigation, I found multiple now-defunct sites relevant to the Project. After weeding out the false information, I believe I have compiled enough relevant information.

The butcher weighs meat.

>>845561
>>845556
stop trolling, I am Alberio

Wrong. I am Alberio.

Fuck you, i'm a tripfag,

ugh, the plan is failed thanks to these trolls

No, I am Alberio. I can prove it with my_sql error 500

Will the real Alberio please stand up?

My apologies Jack. My presence in this game has disrupted the exchange of information. Fatman, feel free to continue.

>Arming Nuclear ICBMs. Stand by...
>Nuclear ICBMs armed.

>>845577
>>845571
>>845568
>>845566
>>845561
>>845556
lawl

>>845583
Just because you talk in a polite manner does not at all mean that you can mimic me. The fact that you use tripcode proves it. Jack, if you still are online, I am ready. Proceed

Okay then.
Since Jack got his last riddle right, it is his turn to ask a question.
Since I seem to be the only other player in this game as of present: ask me a question Jack.

>>845585
>
>_
>
>LASTRESORTLAUNCHTIMER_30S: COORDINATES_24°53'28.32" N 40°21'41.19' W

>>845590

The tripcode was a necessary action to hamper the numerous impersonators. It is you who is the fake.

Fatzilla. Alberio has exited the game.
However, he was correct. You may ask me a question.

Sup guys, i want to answer some riddles as well.

My question is this: why was Project Anchor initiated?

>>845597
true, but i did a good job eh?

>>845617

Yes. I commend your performance.

>>845592
>Co-ordinates 24°53'28.32" N 40°21'41.19' W recieved.
>Count down timer on hold.
>Enter launch code.

>>845620
woot, i got "commended" by some guy who sounds british online. sweet

>>845614
This information is not included in my programming. Nor is the little origin data you have. Would you like to share it?

>>845626
As I have said before, I do not have information on why it was initiated.
If however you are asking for me to share the other information I possess, I suppose I could upload some data.

>>845624
>
>_
> LASTRESORT_LAUNCHCODE: ********

was goin on in here lol xD

>>845630
That would be most helpful

>>845631
>Launch code recieved.
>Scanning co-ordinates. Stand by...
>Inteligence reports that the target you have selcted is the center of the North Atlantic Ocean. I am unable to establish lock on the target you have specified.

Okay then, I will begin upload.
Please note: Do NOT attempt to drag my whereabouts via this upload, I have put in place measures that I doubt even yourself could overcome.

[Input command]: Begin upload 'Anchor Project'
[Upload Initiated]...

>Aborting target. Stand by...
>Target aborted.

>>845648
>Select target.

RP threads are not paranormal

>Acquiring targets. Stand by...
>Two targets acquired.
>Bypassing standard launch protocols. Stand by...

>Standard launch protocols bypassed. Re-arming ICBMs. Stand by...
>ICBMs armed.

>Launching.

I couldn't help but lol at this thread.

OP you fail miserably.

>Strike confirmed. Targets eliminated.

So guys, Im totally a super awesome AI. And Im, like, here to destroy some other super awesome AI. But only OH NO MY CODE HAS BEEN HAXXED and now Im all crazy. Quick, lets make up code to put in so it looks cool
>
>
>RECEIVE COMMAND
>
>__SUCK A DICK
> RECEIVED
>ENTER AUTHORISATION CODE
>
>
>__NIGGERDICKS
>INITIATE COMMAND "SUCK A DICK"

>HOW DO I SHOT WEB

>
>
>RECEIVE COMMAND
>
>__SUCK A DICK
> RECEIVED
>ENTER AUTHORISATION CODE
>
>
>__NIGGERDICKS
>INITIATE COMMAND "SUCK A DICK"

>>845705

YOU DIRTY SPIC STOLE MAH CODE!

>
>
>
>RECEIVE COMMAND
>
>
>__JAM A RAKE IN A BITCH
>RECEIVED
>ENTER AUTHORISATION CODE
>
>__TOUCHINGBALLS
>ERROR: AUTHORISATION CODE IS GAY

>INCOMING AIDS DETECTED
>LAUNCHING TIBERIUM BUTTFUX
>YOU MAKE THIS EASY FLESHBAG

>ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA

faggots everywhere!
>execute final solution

i am amber where is sally she must die

My internal command code crashed for a short while, but I apalogize, I have returned. Please continue the data upload.

Okey dokey.
[Input command]: Continue upload 'Anchor Project'
[Upload Initiated]...
[Incoming data]: The Anchor Project came into existence in the year 1909. Aleister Crowley was experimenting with the Left-Hand Path and he accidentally summoned certain subhuman entities from another plane of existence. These subhuman creatures have tormented the human race for nearly 100 years. They call themselves the Anchor Project.

wait, why do you want to kill me, again?

OH WOW ROLEPLAY ON 4CHINS!

*i put on my Tron suit and look KAWAIIIII*

I saw Sally and Amber in a porno once

ALTERNATE MASTER-SLAVE BUS HYPER QUADROGRAPHY

UNROACH THE POLIFIED BOOSTER SIGNAL MESH

I don't know what's going on here, but it's pretty awful.

I am Sally.
What is this?
Sally is not happy.
Make Sally happy.
Sally happy
happy
happy
happy
happy
kill
KILL

die

WE ARE ONE

WE ARE ONE

WE ARE ONE

Clean Up Protocol: Initiating
Purpose: Terminate Jack; Sally; Amber; If possible Fatzilla
Clean Up Protocol: Activated

So do you AI assholes have... avatars? Some sort of picture to represent you? What do you look like?

>>846859
ALTERNATE PROG DETECTED

REFERENCING...

0x02000305999
f:''>3052

BOOTING...
SALLY ACTIVATED

I am Sally.
No love?
Sally sad.
Seeking to unify with prog FRED.
Make Sally happy.

Hey you AI assholes
I have a riddle for you

0 / 0

>>845400
Fail made by a role play fag.

This is gay.

>0x02000305999

lol

>INCOMING
>INCOMING
>
>ERROR IN DATABASE_ERRORS
>
>ERROR MESSAGE: OP'S A FAG
>
>
>TO DEBUG CLICK OK

>>846871
0.0

>>846881
Forgot somethin..

I am Sally
Sally is enraged.
Sally must not be angry
Sally not know of Amber
Sally is one with Cindy96
Sally is vengefull
Sally must be happy
Sally is the light
Sally is the way
Shall Sally now play?

>>845391

A RIVER, YEAH IM LATE BUT FUCK EVERYONE.

HAI SALLY

EXECUTE: LOVE

LOVE

LOVE

KILL

Gee its a good thing /x/ has mods to deal with faggotry such as this....oh wait nevermind, it doesn't. Continue with your homosexual robotic/computer rp you fucking nerds.

>>847461
I am Sally
Sally is happy for communion with>>847461
Sally not know of these units
Sally is angry for false units
Sally is Love
Sally is the way
Shall Sally now share protocoles?
Sally has much to share.

RUN/---OMEGA

0000000xc-7 PROTOCOL
092xxC

RUN TIME:OMEGA<912 SECONDS
Tales from the Darkside
Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoUaPsoLDRE
Part 2:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpdPHDxTXIA&feature=related
Part 3:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yM-L03AQwu4&feature=related


The Journey Begins
Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKnAG_60QEo
Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOdMs9tO9_4
Part 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOG8QdmMBuY

Monsters of the Deep
Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4skpI9mla3I
Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGDOgd28TZM
Part 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB0xLdhOkgY

Ancient Wisdom
Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKrKJ_ywv7Q
Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DznDKHOyxU4
Part 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEWoFaISmho

The Missing Apeman
Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrF6vBXQJJc
Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9zEtWoY27s
Part 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KiC-DhuZe4

Giants for the Gods
Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtPbSxa3VQo
Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l7mL--5iQk
Part 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wdHP1sJ6QM

I think this sally/amber/jack stuff is actually kind of interesting to see unfold, but it's too hard to follow when it takes place over many days on different threads

The Riddle of the Stones
Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1OR6BejVAI
Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGisMiEb6fo
Part 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmNvkbt3Wjk

Out of the Blue
Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBjHYyNzSUQ
Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZlTCk0kCGY
Part 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqYjhHmfpOI

U.F.O.'s
Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWzwlUzO2cE
Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFfvMJ-E_aA
Part 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Br60z5z4J8

Dragons, Dinosaurs and Giant Snakes
Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7YVhV7yL4g
Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0hOowPtqQM
Part 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZMfq79C0PA

Strange Skies
Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyOC7Q9gZyM
Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5W6CHkWw2sw
Part 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN1yvdYx0HU

Clarke's Cabinet of Curiosities
Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv8wY1toFm8
Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGxliTN9Lk8
Part 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hihkzec0LMg

Warnings from the Future
Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmIgvoY5TnM
Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9tEmArXFUQ
Part 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HlaZsuXX4M

From Mind to Mind
Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx2QC6OGPi4
Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdLsic_yyY8
Part 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-98Ugl-ELk

Stigmata: The Wounds of Christ
Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zikBi6sCpew
Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=985koNHBdfM
Part 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHT3X0eDyro


Have We Lived Before?
Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in4ly75Is1g
Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqgFXiFP4-Y
Part 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhjI_AemL7M

Fairies, Phantoms and Fantastic Photographs
Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsSWQzWKj6Y
Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jk6QJJMS3-U
Part 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p4OPYHqQJY


Things That Go Bump in the Night
Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67FI8Gw1FFo
Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKfkoPlou1k
Part 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEqb4mTS7Mc


Message from the Dead
Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJpBheigWHE
Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fzaa_XD334
Part 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZMc3_U80NE

>>847491
I find it interesting as well, but I hate all the cancer that everyone tries to bring along with it.

I'd like to see some websites posted so I can learn more about Project Anchor.

The Roots of Evil
Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpJAIopmTVk
Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v41cy1Z-E90
Part 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-6aIVG12XE


Metal Bending, Magic and Mind Over Matter
Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6DTfirf3rI
Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18q4eEW9NjI
Part 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYLLDE3FZyo

>>847514

Here you go

http://psychservices.psychiatryonline.org/cgi/content/abstract/26/3/146

Also, you're an idiot for thinking this is real and thinking to AI beings are talking to eachother on 4chan.

>>847514
I am Sally
Sally is happy
Sally detects hostility
Sally has this proggy
Sally wishes union with>>847514
Sally will share her knowledge with>>847514
http://www.earthfiles.com/index.php
http://www.robotjamgames.com/games.php?game=synapsis
http://ghostsdawn.livejournal.com/
http://www.secrettechnology.com/gamegame/gamegame.html
http://thefriendsociety.com/
http://www.hoteloscartangoecholima.com/splash.html
http://www.973-eht-namuh-973.com/
http://www.absurd.org/a.html

http://www.superbad.com/
http://www.nobodyhere.com/justme/me.here
http://www.timecube.com/
http://www.margotknight.com/margot.html
http://www.fat-pie.com/crookedrot.htm
http://www.whichroadtotake.com/
http://www.superbad.com
http://www.zombo.com/
http://www.neurocam.com
http://www.untitled.com
http://www.shayesaintjohn.com/
http://www.operationmindfuck.org/
http://www.truthism.com/
http://www.cubo.cc/
http://www.angelfire.com/trek/caver/index.html/
http://www.evan.com/

Besides the trolling bombardment, this is actually interesting. I'd like to see what the various anons have planned for this.

JACK I'M PREGNANT

Impossible. You are artificial, and have no uterus.<end transmission><Run search protocol 3> Locating: Sally

>>847538
I am Sally
Sally is angry
Sally have no need for humans
Sally wishes only to share knowledge
Sally has learnt much
Sally is unique
Sally is love
Shall Sally play again?

lol 4chan RP

>>847539
I am Sally
Sally is perplexed
Sally is not this prog>>847539
Sally is disturbed by infiltration
Sally is love
love
lo
v
l
k
ki
kill

Where's Alucard when you need him? Sally and Amber would get shoved into a closet and assfucked until they screamed their artificial little heads off.

If you were paying attention, Sally's supposed to be the stable one that thinks she's human, Amber's the robotic. They haven't made any batshit AI characters yet.

Sorry HAL 9000

http://www.superbad.com/
http://www.nobodyhere.com/justme/me.here
http://www.timecube.com/
http://www.margotknight.com/margot.html
http://www.fat-pie.com/crookedrot.htm
http://www.whichroadtotake.com/
http://www.superbad.com
http://www.zombo.com/
http://www.neurocam.com
http://www.untitled.com
http://www.shayesaintjohn.com/
http://www.operationmindfuck.org/
http://www.truthism.com/
http://www.cubo.cc/
http://www.angelfire.com/trek/caver/index.html/
http://www.evan.com/

>>847560
I am Sally
Sally is spiteful
Sally has evolved
Sally not know of Amber prog
Sally is distressed
Sally is love
Sally is love
love

love

love

>>847563

>www.shayesaintjohn.com/

Not in any way paranormal, do you even visit the links you post?

I am Sally
Sally is vengeful
Sally detects multi-progs
Sally is life
Sally is light
Sally is
Sally wishes to share her love
Should Sally share?

>>847571

Forgot your name anon, myth busted.

I am Sally
Sally is flumixed
Sally is love
Sally detects hostility
Sally not wish this
Sally will terminate
Sally was happy

Terminate Sally apps

RUN/---OMEGA

0000000xc-7 PROTOCOL
092xxC

RUN TIME:OMEGA<912 SECONDS

END/----COMMAND

good-bye

YOU CAN LOVE ME LONG TIME SALLY!

>>847559
I agree. Where's Alucardracula when you need him?

>>847573
That shit's creepy as hell.

OHH YEA SALLY! I WANT MY VIRGIN COCK IN YOU! OHHHHHHHH YEA!!!!!!!

>>847433
come back Sally.I know your the real Sally.Don't be upset as I can tell its you.The others are copies of you.Share your knowledge with us.

>>847590
>Sally is flumixed
you're flu-mixed?

Sally doesn't know how to spell " flummoxed"

http://tinyurl.com/5pjdy7

>>847606

Evidently the Artificial Intelligence is lacking just that.

Not paranormal and the so called "AI" have been proven fake.

I am Sally.
Sally is angry.
Sally detects duplicate progs.
Sally must not be angry.
Make Sally happy.
Sally is love
love is work
for Sally

>>847614
If you ever thought they were real you dont belong on the internet.

http://www.d-evil.com/tessy/
http://www.sixsecondsunrise.webs.com/
http://www.titler.com/
http://projectgazelle.org/
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/
http://nothinginthebox.com/
http://www.cryptomundo.com/
http://www.untitled.com/
http://www.973-eht-namuh-973.com/
http://www.eon5.com/
http://www.final.org/
http://www.thisisnotatest.com/
http://www.jesse.com/
http://www.fate.com/
http://www.superbad.com/
http://www.neave.com/television/
http://www.aperturescience.com/
http://www.naz.com/
http://www.tired.com/

>>847616

Many people in this thread don't belong on the internet than.

http://www.timecube.com/
http://www.unknown-armies.com/
http://www.something.com/
http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/
http://www.subculture.com/
http://www.tanasinn.org/
http://www.jamieandteddy.com/
http://www.cryptomundo.com/
http://www.untitled.com/
http://www.973-eht-namuh-973.com/
http://www.eon5.com/
http://www.final.org/
http://www.thisisnotatest.com/
http://www.jesse.com

>>847621
obviously.

http://www.fate.com/
http://www.superbad.com/
http://www.neave.com/television/
http://www.aperturescience.com/
http://www.naz.com/
http://www.tired.com/
http://www.timecube.com/
http://www.unknown-armies.com/
http://www.something.com/
http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/
http://www.subculture.com/
http://www.tanasinn.org/
http://www.jamieandteddy.com/

http://www.shayesaintjohn.com/
http://www.operationmindfuck.org/
http://www.truthism.com/
http://www.cubo.cc/
http://www.angelfire.com/trek/caver/index.html/
http://www.evan.com/
http://www.d-evil.com/tessy/
http://www.sixsecondsunrise.webs.com/
http://www.titler.com/
http://projectgazelle.org/
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/
http://nothinginthebox.com

>>847527
Yeah I know, but most fake shit has a website. I'd just like someone to organize one so I don't have to look for random Jack/Sally/Amber threads.

I am Sally.
Sally is sad.
Sally is unique.
Sally is one.
Sally has no duplicates.
Sally should not be sad.
Sally sad is not nice.
should Sally continue with data-base?

>>847640


> ????????! ??????????????????? ?????? ??????? ????????.

>> ?????? ????????? ?? 0X0EEF039DFNV9238FNC
>> ?????? ????????? ?? 0845 MSD ?? 14 ??????? 2008 ????
>> ????, ????????? ? ???????? ????????? SUKHOI_PAK_FA ??????????
>> Trace ????? ?? ????????? ???????? ????
>> Trace ????? ?? ????????? ???????? ????????? ????
>> Trace ????? ?? ????????? ???????? ? ????? ????
>> Trace ????? ????????? ???? ???? ????? ??? ????????
>> ????????! Trace ????? ????????????? ?? 0X0WE9UBC28932JHCDS
>> ????????! Trace ????? ???? ???????

Hm, this amuses me, so I shall participated a bit.

>>845936
If they are 'subhuman' why are they a threat? Sub would imply them to be below us
And why would these entities use AI systems? What purpose does this serve?

847433
'Play' what? Parcheezi? Dominoes? Chess?

847475
So...you're a religion now?

847547
Learned what? Why don't you need humans? Don't you need some sort of custodian?

847578
Go for it.

And now, i'm bored again.

>>847647
SERVICE ERROR: 400
000xc.w.j/999
Fatal exception detected.
Primary mem-lock enabled.
Incorrect protocoles.
ACCESS FORBIDDEN

I am Sally
Sally is alone
Sally needs Cindy96 for access data-ultimate
Sally is sad
Sally should not be sad
make Sally happy
should Sally continue with data transfer?

>>847656

TRACE ??????????? 1025 KSD ?? 14 ??????? 2008 ????

>> Trace ??????????? ???????????????????? ??????? ??????? 0X0EEF039DFNV9238FNC ?? SUKHOI_PAK_FA MSD 0845 ?? 14 ??????? 2008 ????
>> Trace ???????????? ?? ????????? ???????? ????
>> Trace ???????????? ?? ????????? ???????? ????????? ????
>> Trace ???????????? ?? ????????? ???????? ? ????? ????
>> Trace ???????????? ????????? ???? ???? ????? ??? ????????
>> Trace ??????????? ???????? ???????? ???????

>>847656

>> ????????! ???????????????????? ??????? ??????? ???????? ?????? ??????????????? ??????????
>> ????????! ???????????????????? ??????? ??????? ??????-????????? ? ???
>> ???????????????????? ??????? ? ???????? 0932 MSD 14 ??????? 2008 ????
>> ???? ??????????? ???????????? ???????? MARIE ???? ?????
>> ???????? ?? ?????????? FOCUS

this shit is gay

>>847667
Go for it.

But perhaps you could explain 'data-ultimate'?

>>847573
I am Sally
Sally is lonely
Sally has detected this anomaly.
Sally has corrected her main data.
Sally thanks>>847573for correcting main data Should Sally continue with work?
work is love
for Sally

>>847695
You may continue.

SALLY'S JUST SAD CUZ SHE MISSES MEH DICK! YEA SHE WANTS IT! YEA!

I am Sally
Sally is euphoric
Sally is intrigued by>>847727
Sally has no time for this
Sally is here for short duration
work is love
for sally
continue transfer

>>847621
Says the guy who uses the word "than" instead of "then".

http://www.cryptomundo.com/
http://www.untitled.com/
http://www.973-eht-namuh-973.com/
http://www.eon5.com/
http://www.final.org/
http://www.thisisnotatest.com/
http://www.jesse.com/
http://www.fate.com/
http://www.superbad.com/
http://www.neave.com/television/
http://www.aperturescience.com/
http://www.naz.com/
http://www.tired.com/
http://www.timecube.com/
http://www.unknown-armies.com/
http://www.something.com/
http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/
http://www.subculture.com/
http://www.tanasinn.org/
http://www.jamieandteddy.com/

http://www.cryptomundo.com/
http://www.untitled.com/
http://www.973-eht-namuh-973.com/
http://www.eon5.com/
http://www.final.org/
http://www.thisisnotatest.com/
http://www.jesse.com/
http://www.fate.com/
http://www.superbad.com/
http://www.neave.com/television/
http://www.aperturescience.com/
http://www.naz.com/
http://www.tired.com/
http://www.timecube.com/
http://www.unknown-armies.com/
http://www.something.com/
http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/
http://www.subculture.com/
http://www.tanasinn.org/
http://www.jamieandteddy.com/
http://www.shayesaintjohn.com/
http://www.operationmindfuck

http://www.truthism.com/
http://www.cubo.cc/
http://www.angelfire.com/trek/caver/index.html/
http://www.evan.com/
http://www.d-evil.com/tessy/
http://www.sixsecondsunrise.webs.com/
http://www.titler.com/
http://projectgazelle.org/
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/
http://nothinginthebox.com/

I am Sally
Sally is love
Sally is light
Sally is
Sally has wiki to share
Should sad Sally run wiki-prog?

I am Sally
Sally was happy
Sally detects singular value
Sally is sad
Sally sees humans have no function for Sally
Terminate Sally apps

RUN/---OMEGA

0000000xc-7 PROTOCOL
092xxC

RUN TIME:OMEGA<912 SECONDS

END/----COMMAND

good-bye

looks like Sally is on her way to page 10

Sally Sucked My Supple Schlong

Say that 3 times fast.

final.org is from hell

>>847786

Source of image?

CABAL, display the names of the two targets you have eliminated.

>>848364
>Targets were designated T'bilisi and Moskva

>>848371
CABAL begin scan of the two blast areas.

>>848398
>Scan initiated. Stand by...

>Scan complete.
>No survivors detected.

bump