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This should be SCP #001 and I won't take no for an answer. Anonymous
Item #: SCP-001

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Self-contained within the Sol System.

Description: Mostly Harmless.
>> Anonymous
come on ford, that joke is getting old.
where the fuck is my goddamned tea!
>> Anonymous
Better send the Vogons to deal with it.
>> Anonymous
get the backup too for good measures.